SMOKING IS COOL

[@shootme6194]

i like to violently cough around people when they're smoking and the best part is that i look like an adorable-anime-school girl so other people will start to give the smoker this judgemental look

[@iancrawley7321]

Omg I do the exact same lol

[@cosmicdust2668]

+Tsundere Ciel Your name gives me life

[@snow8980]

I wish I looked like an adorable anime school girl :( Do you have big eyes and a button nose? Ahahah

[@zakkymatt]

+Tsundere Ciel LOL I love that profile pic, i'm a huge fan of kuroshitsuji!

[@DiamondAxolotl]

+Tsundere Ciel lol

[@hollyclements7952]

Dan kissed a girl and didn't like it, the taste of her ashtray Chapstick 😂😂😂

[@hollyclements7952]

I know that, I was laughing at it

[@ashleybrusko]

Omg I started singing that in my head to the tune of I kissed a girl by Katy Perry on the first word lol

[@MrPiggyPlayer]

It felt so wrong, it felt so....wrong..

[@Drea4Now]

made my day

[@SapphicSeraphim]

I hope that phill doesn't mind it It taste so wrong It didn't feel right And I think I'm gonna dump her tonight I kissed a girl and didn't like it I didn't like it! Her lips look so kissable But they lied to me It taste horrible I kissed a girl I didn't like it The taste of her astray chopstick I kissed that girl just to try it I hope that Phil doesn't mind it XD lol I got into it!

[@caslovss]

And literally 7 years later, vaping is considered cool

[@lizzie-g9125]

cassidy the emo and weed

[@Oswadomob]

cassidy the emo no it is not

[@Why-uo7cj]

Vaping doesn’t have an age restriction in the phillippines 3 relatives of mine smoke fortunately all of them are 15+

[@Oswadomob]

Ravendoesntreallywantto no one asked

[@Why-uo7cj]

Joe so when did I ask for your opinion? I can’t find the statement where I ever asked for anyone’s opinion. Also when did Cassidy the Emo ask for yours?

[@rat-in-the-void]

_Dan kissed a girl and didn't like it_ Makes sense now

[@insane_girl3372]

Oh

[@clairisdrowning9122]

OH MY GOD

[@xavirobinn2788]

I almost touched the butt 👀

[@mayalambert1678]

Stunning Soul ouch

[@taylorcouper9916]

😂

[@sunstalker101]

I wonder if the girl that dan is talking about has watched this.....

[@grilbee]

sunstalker101 Hahaha I can imagine her reaction! xD

[@sadiejenkins8697]

Watch them go to their high school reunion and by then Dan is healthy and she has lung cancer and a hole in her throat

[@sunstalker101]

+Sadie Jenkins wtf

[@sunstalker101]

+Gabi there isn't a video, she thought it was funny to put that

[@sparklesareamazin]

Laughing at the replies omfg

[@kylieburritt1874]

In health class we barely learn about smoking anymore it's all pot

[@wonzxxx]

Kylie Burritt prob bc EVERYBODY knows that

[@mackenziedillon6781]

Ikr

[@abby6996]

Camicata Sam I'm in 8th grade and I have a bunch of pot heads in my class. Also a bunch of 6th and 7th graders are pot heads and... just... why??

[@memeconnoisseur8026]

I go to hopkins schools. We're LITERALLY nicknamed "potkins". Accurate tho lmfao

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

Kylie Burritt yeah

[@xXSillyGooseXx]

"And I really fancied her for a while" Everyone watching after 13th June 2019: *Interesting*

[@juliamcaulay4326]

Siobhan much true to true

[@synbioshoshone745]

YELLING ME TOO

[@scratchedcds]

lmao

[@somewhatstable4301]

OMG YES

[@andreag.c.1156]

Hold your horses. In the video, he says he has been genuinely attracted to girls in the past, so there's nothing out of place here.

[@athena_xiii]

So, I, like most girls, rebelled against my dad. He smoked. A lot. So I did the opposite. Tada. Rebellion is good

[@noits_becky]

Me

[@anons.9200]

nonsense. if you actually had a good dad, you would be the worst person in the world.

[@Quinn-bq9sv]

Smart

[@tracimoyer9879]

Oooh a rebel

[@IsabellaCorrigal]

Rebellion is good in this situation of your dad smoking and you rebel and don't smoke its good

[@liamwillamson5724]

The joys of people blowing smoke into your face when you have asthma

[@thenerdsideofthefran1512]

agreed!

[@Soull3ssPanda]

Im asthmatic too so I hate staying outside pub and stuff

[@liamwillamson5724]

Gemma Gil-kay You can't go anywhere in my school without someone blowing that death into your face because so many people in my school (most of way too young to smoke) brings a fuc*ing 20 pack to school with them and I hate standing outside pubs too.

[@ivpartridge]

This is literally how I feel all the time 🏫

[@VALKYNAZ]

liam willamson I don't think I even have asthma, and I hate it more than anything.

[@wurliiii]

OMG that awkward moment when u go to make toast...... And theres NO BREAD!!!! 😱

[@asianangel1905]

Life with Liv get out of the internet

[@bethdavies33]

Life with Liv stop internetting

[@haydengansler5579]

Did someone figure out how to Internet?

[@protesila9100]

Life with Liv it's life-changing

[@soullessghost8456]

Life with Liv Did you forget how the land of KZbin works

[@maskedinvader8599]

I ALWAYS hold my breath when I pass someone smoking

[@captinsquirralz1184]

Glad I'm not alone...

[@midnightstsv]

I try to buy its almost impossible because my dad smokes

[@MeMoTie]

for some reason when someone is smoking without considering the non smokers i always cough as i pass by them to make them feel bad :D that is stupid......

[@MeMoTie]

***** i'll still go cough as i pass by them to make them feel bad :D

[@bridgethannah1570]

MeMoTie I do the exact same thing!!

[@scarletpearl3646]

Now it’s weed.

[@YinshoGames]

It's _been_ weed since the hippies, I think

[@caslovss]

Luna Dumbledore personally, I don’t vape bc I thinks it’s cool, it’s a coping mechanism

[@MarctheSwissIrishman]

@@caslovss yes, if you started smoking tobacco and are trying to stop. Where it gets problemtic is when people (particularly gullible teens) start vaping when they never smoked before, because it's being advertised so much and "ololol iTs Not bAD 4 ur HeLth"

[@caslovss]

Marc O'C. I’ve never smoked tobacco

[@jerrycan3195]

nah pills

[@lmaotter]

*Omg that awkward moment when you go to make toast and there's no bread!* -Daniel Howell

[@thornycartier]

Shaley let me make it awkward real quick When you offer to make someone toast but there's no bread

[@emistrash54]

no its omg dat akward momnt wen u go 2 make toste..... and thers no bred!!

[@theotaku2089]

Quotes to live by

[@deadlywolf9336]

Shaley love ur profile picccc

[@pretendthisnameisveryorigi1574]

This comment made me make toast

[@ingridcoram1659]

0:11 when you go to make toast...without Tumblr saying you're problematic

[@davinamoreno9544]

YASSSS

[@funkyfish1588]

Everyone in my school smokes

[@welshbolshevik]

same

[@problematiqu3843]

HEY I WAS CALLED HERE. SOMEONE SAY PROBLEMATIC?

[@maleahh.2186]

ingrid coram, I don't smoke because smoke rimes with choke, and I DON'T want 2 choke

[@souffleigh]

*DEATH* *DEATH* *DEATH* Explaining Supernatural to other people

[@tuesday_7327]

ShutUpItsLeigh Yep, basiclly

[@sawrirocks]

ShutUpItsLeigh Hello! SPN fam!

[@thisone7324]

ShutUpItsLeigh Also Attack on Titan

[@kcblachere152]

ShutUpItsLeigh explaining game of thrones

[@oanabanana7873]

ShutUpItsLeigh Saving people,hunting things,family business

[@lmaotter]

I love how he put: Dan kissed a girl and he hates it she tasted like her ashtray Chapstick 😂

[@noits_becky]

Amazing!!!!!! oh my God!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bagle02]

For some reason my mind imagined Phil singing it, which made it all the more funny. 😂

[@rosa4928]

Lmfao

[@propercreature]

yeah it was totally because that

[@laylahw1067]

1:45 describing MCR to people

[@laylahw1067]

also, I'm not hating, I LOVE MCR. And yes I know they're not emo but stilllll

[@raindriver3227]

Dark shifter hahaha|-/

[@liamgallagher9939]

Omg

[@jhopesbluemoon9541]

Dark shifter bAHAHAHAHAHA

[@maaria561]

true XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@madisson6176]

my dad threw a box a condoms at me and yelled "STAY PROTECTED MADISON!" then left

[@albertor.p.314]

Maddie Purdy Dad of the year...

[@everettthechemicallyimbala7409]

Maddie Purdy lmfao

[@jaden8398]

Maddie Purdy Omfg I love your profile picture :D

[@H3artst0pper3dits]

Why am I laughing so hard😂

[@nikitat5687]

You're profile picture is the wallpaper on my phone. #Kohnnie

[@mehr1802]

My friend died of cancer. She didn't ever smoke, but I feel like I owe her.

[@amandadoble311]

Oh I'm so sorry. I hope she had a great life:) and may she rest in peace.

[@mehr1802]

+SmilingPhan #2957 Thank you, yes she had.

[@claire5823]

r.i.p

[@malitachite]

Stay strong and keep her alive in your heart. R.I.P♡

[@millafox8237]

R.I.P I'm so sorry.. :(

[@sofiasalgado5688]

Why you should never smoke: Because Dan will never kiss you if you do

[@marshcxltt2306]

well that's enough for me

[@brent1222]

Perfect reason

[@incognito_0-028]

OOF YAS

[@izzyuwu7018]

Not like he will anyways...

[@krazylel9193]

Sofia Salgado that’s why Phil doesn’t do it

[@arkasmr2707]

my parents literally just wen t up me and said, "Don't smoke or you'll be turned into a cremated version of jb." That's how I learned not to smoke. pfft i was like 5

[@ct2534]

Parent goals

[@elliedowden7098]

Whent up me?

[@minionlover1626]

+Ellie Dowden went up to me

[@myamericangirlys6363]

+Sian Jones my cousin is fricken 7 and she's on the internet..

[@_aliciaisweird_8569]

+♥My American Girlys♥ she is probably 13 you idiots

[@yxsafire9227]

I would die DIE DIEEEE if I smoked

[@arewehuman8514]

Ayy same People take their respiratiory systems for granted too much

[@shinyhuman3441]

IvySpiral that is good it should be a song

[@princxssj]

IvySpiral smoking really messes with people. my dad smokes and he used to do it a lot and I had really bad asthma so the second hand smoking used to cause really bad asthma attacks....

[@trystanelliott4011]

yes

[@megann1358]

same

[@castielsnow2461]

It's 2017 he's still Relatable

[@hebaali3210]

Smoking is good for the environment :) It kills humans.

[@daniraine9250]

Omfg. Ur my favorite person now

[@yasminebenarbia7732]

I love u

[@chloeeee832]

I'm fanpersoning over you now

[@trashbasically3729]

HAHAHHAH LMAO

[@marshcxltt2306]

morbid.

[@_uaety]

Am I the only one who holds their breath whilst walking past someone who's smoking on the street? ...Yes? Ok ^^ They just blatantly breathe out toxic in my face like 'WTH is your problem? You not only want to hurt yourself, but you want ME to inhale it too??' I do not want to be in a pub on a Saturday night XD

[@natreeves5539]

I do that , I like at like I'm having a heart attack in their face to let them know that this is their fault!

[@_uaety]

Nat Reeves lol yes exactly!

[@dawn-ej4vf]

Omg i thought I was the only one who does that!! 😂

[@augustuswaters6925]

+Kaga Petals thank god. my brother thought I was crazy. one time I was walking and I didn't see the person with a cigar, and they blew a food long smoke cloud in my face. NOT COOL.

[@sarahpowell9278]

omg thank god I'm not the only one that does that

[@GraceRomaine]

Unfortunately the 'smoking behind the bike sheds' is back and it's gotten to the point of 13 year olds in my school smoking not only cigarettes, but weed. Apparently it's cool again now. 😒

[@autumndorn2428]

Me too, my ex best friends doing vapor pens

[@jasmineshovlin2776]

Exactly the same scenario right here

[@abigaildibble2466]

A load of people at my school stand around outside the school gates smoking weed and force everyone to hold their breath as they walk past. Fun.

[@sophiemcgowan1009]

At my school ur not cool if u smoke. But lots of ppl smoke and usually if u smoke weed it's because u r really depressed and have anxiety...

[@krissyjj9899]

There's a freakin 7th grader I know who smokes weed. Wtf.

[@elingeorgiax_6821]

Jessicas version --- Omg that akward moment when you go to make toast and there's no bread. Dans version --- Omg that akward moment when you go to make cereal and there's none left because Phil secretly ate it all. Love you Dan! 💘

[@Chronically_Chaos]

so true

[@shayla.cheerleadingbergher2856]

Disappointed, Janice

[@investedwheat40]

Shayla.cheerleading Bergherr I hope YOUR ashamed

[@amanitavirosa1999]

She will not be watching his VIDEO BLOGS anymore

[@autumnbeth]

WHO IS JANICE SOMEONE TELL ME

[@mrs.pennywise2740]

Janice is not HAPPY

[@stegosaurus6654]

*ash* amed

[@An-np4yn]

This video is unacceptable. Disappointed, Janice.

[@mrworldwide7491]

Min Suga She talks about you a lot on dinner

[@sarasnape2783]

Min Suga I hope your ashamed

[@katherinepettit931]

Min Suga I love how Janice has just become an icon here

[@jordi4119]

Lmao

[@kyleerozakishmm3338]

Min Suga bless your actual soul

[@camdawg249]

I was at a party with some of my cousins, and my favorite cousin and I was with my baby bro and my uncle (his dad) was smoking. And my cousin was taking about it and he said "sometimes he does it around me and I go away. Sometimes I wanna take a fire extinguisher and pull it on him. XD" And I was dying of laughter

[@campbellsande5447]

This is irrelevant but you have a favorite cousin?

[@camdawg249]

Yeah,because he and I are around the same age go to the same school and in the same grade. He just is a goofball, and he is awesome

[@cas8087]

We seem to have similar relations with our cousins

[@camdawg249]

silly shotwell haha, yay

[@sirlaughalot2393]

+silly shotwell I don't have any cousins 😂

[@hhayleemae5081]

I'm just casually looking through every single KZbin video Dan And Phil have posted xD iM NOT A STALKER

[@myaisnotonfire]

Haylee Foster I am 2 I'm not a stacker Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!

[@ashleyheyer8363]

your not the only one i do that all the time like now lol

[@heartsfromlulu6163]

Haylee Foster I'm nOt afraid to admit im a stalker

[@birdietalkstoomuch]

Same! LETS BE STANS TOGETHER

[@paris_charliexx6439]

ExcuseMeImTherealDoot same ygm

[@slmiles5665]

"people don't really think smoking is cool anymore" ahahaha he clearly hasn't been to my school where there are countless idiots who think it's cool. fun story: someone actually got excluded from school for smoking in the toilets 😂😂😂

[@grrracienick8825]

slm iles that happens way to many times in my school

[@snail_smoothie2314]

There were 2 girls smoking next to the elevator?? You could smell it through the whole floor idk how they thought they wouldn't get caught

[@owl2944]

there were some girls smoking dope in the toilets at my school lol

[@red_nailsss]

My girlfriend smokes all the time in the toilets at school so I sometimes join her untill are lungs turn to Ash lmao

[@aurora2061]

no one like it i made it to 69

[@nirvanaclimo7386]

I love the fact that this was uploaded 3 days after Phil's smoking video

[@teighehayes7048]

i love the fact that this was made 3 years ago yet you know the date when phil's video was made

[@eeeegg9366]

+Teighe Hayes the date of when it was posted is in the description...

[@oddhampton616]

+Mikaela Tiaraputri lmao

[@jemima7576]

+phan tøp trash love ur username |-/

[@sprinkleofthenotes7046]

yeah right?

[@helaharmony1965]

Watching in 2017 when people think vaping is cool...

[@indiehenry3272]

It is kind of

[@rianlewis1066]

ngl vaping is pretty cool

[@mic1541]

yepp

[@aaliyahellis8241]

Ik right. It's actually so much more dangerous then smoking.

[@racheycar]

Not really....

[@BTSARMY-cm9oc]

My mom's logic: Sophia,you can't ever smoke!Sure your dad and i do it everyday,and we ask you to buy us cigarettes,but you can't do it!

[@miminoblesse1418]

Oh my God yes! Finally,someone who understands :O

[@bandfreak2662]

same like Iv always needed to smoke weed because it helps with anxiety and then my mom is like never smoke weed its bad and you're to young and then she goes out side and smokes

[@henrykim3081]

+Stampy Stamper hello

[@emileabrewer531]

right

[@Zenkawa93]

Same here

[@mckayla1609]

"dan kissed a girl and didn't like it" hmm, wonder why...🤔

[@dikkiii]

brBROO O O OO O O

[@raevanl5477]

and i oop-

[@whateverworksmate.721]

@Brook Heyes Yes.

[@xxrose_gachaxx8399]

Yeah. Because she smoked. Duh. 😂

[@alexsensical6693]

@@xxrose_gachaxx8399 o honey

[@Katrina2002S]

In my opinion I don't really see why people smoke as it ruins your lungs and body. I get that people might though

[@laripa]

Or they just want to ruin their lungs and body

[@charlievlogs4201]

Katrina 2002 because Humanity is stupid and it destresses you. Mental Health over physical for some people

[@indiehenry3272]

when*

[@silviavidal3644]

People can do what they want unless they harm someone else. That's my issue with it. It gets other people sick.

[@gilayuval8553]

Tbh I started it because I had severe anxiety at 16 and it was the only thing that made me feel vaguely human and didn't care about myself at all. Had nothing to do with peer pressure because I wasn't even in school at that point (had to leave early long story...) but I wish I could go back in time and never start. I hate smoking and have on and off for 6 years. I've stopped again and I hope to for good

[@willn4331]

That awkward moment when your dad is your mom.

[@TacoDKitty]

ye same

[@ToasterOvendiaz]

-Kylie Jenner 2015

[@imstressedbuturnotsurprise3561]

+William New Wai- WHAT!?

[@meronn6055]

+William New If that was a fricking smosh reference, I applaud you

[@Trxshgxy]

+Shai Not Shy no

[@kayleehog]

I don't smoke cause I grew up in a very dirty household and I would do dishes and laundry and clean and it never felt like it was clean and then I went to my friend's house and I noticed that her walls were white and in her parents room they were a beigeish color so I asked why only her parents room was painted and she said threat it wasn't but her dad was only allowed to smoke in their room or outside and the smoke caused the walls to be that color and when I got home I realized that my dad smoked all over our house so I went to my grandma and she gave me some bleach to take home and while the rest of my siblings and my dad were at my grandmother's house for the weekend I stayed home and bleached the walls. I was so exhausted after all of this that I collapsed from exhaustion and Leah fumes and got really sick so I decided that I was never gonna put my kids through that and that I would never smoke and my husband or wife would not smoke either because third hand smoke is a actually a big problem especially for small children. So yeah that's why I don't smoke.

[@phoenixpurpleblark9912]

Not hating but your comment's kinda hard to read with no grammar. I'm not trying to be mean just telling you! God now I sound mean...

[@queeenbeee5238]

This is a great story. I really do praise you for choosing not to smoke not only for yourself but future generations (some people dont think ahead like that). :)

[@lindseyshaye3954]

thats a very good reason.. great backstory

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

wow... I would die of an asthma attack so...

[@jayfithblackeneo8333]

First of all, Grammar. 2nd of all, sorry I don’t really believe all of the story (but of course I can be wrong) and 3rd of all, it’s called 2nd hand smoking, WTF is 3rd hand? There is no such thing

[@bloxybingoer]

‘Smoking isn’t cool with teens these days’ 2019: Haha...haha..ha- yea we have 7th grade kids vaping-

[@LS-qt9bo]

I'm one of those 7th graders

[@bloxybingoer]

y’all it’s 2021 i’m literally a junior in high school now wtf

[@kmilinda1999]

I love how Dan when he was 14 already kiss with tongue and Im here with 15 years only having kiss a person because a dare and it was just a peck

[@niamhrattray4224]

Awwww I'm 15 and I've already given someone a handy

[@rosevictoria3638]

i actually cringed at the above

[@rosevictoria3638]

i meant niamh's comment i didnt see the other two soz

[@14BreeBree14]

Niamh Rattray haha same

[@AnaMargaridaSings]

Kisses with tongues are... awkard. I don't like them

[@melvinsimon3615]

When Dan was 14, he had his first love

[@lucymcwhinnie9260]

Melvin & Simon And now he loves himself (and phil)

[@Lily-pd7km]

Melvin & Simon Bruuuh. Was I the only one that got that Bieber reference.

[@gracedaisy1095]

When Dan was 18, he met his first love.

[@victoria1772]

AmazingGisnotonfire *violent sobbing*

[@eebeee5840]

+beanisnotonfire AYYYYY. 👉👉

[@Anna-gs5ol]

dan: *coughs with huge cigars in his mouth* ill leave

[@mialiu8922]

Dolores Dean time for some inappropriate photoshop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@raevanl5477]

HANG HEY

[@andreag.c.1156]

How did more not notice that...

[@bluereallyhatesyou]

dan: no one thinks smoking is cool anymore 2019 teens vaping in the bathroom : 😬🚬😤💨

[@maiaiero8835]

I'm against smoking. And an awkward conversation..when my mom talked to me about periods. I was freaking scared to grow up after that.

[@acornhorn4475]

My mom is a nurse so I've gotten to know her nurse friends they have always told me not to smoke but they all smoke. It pisses me off.

[@fiery_scream]

Acorn Horn My mom smokes cigarettes and my dad vapes, they always tell me never to do either since it kills you, even though they do it so often. I know what you mean, it's pretty fucked up. At least they're letting you know it's not a good idea. >_

[@thirtysicksquad4967]

Acorn Horn they're addicted and hate it, I guarantee. Take their word, nicotine is very hard to shake

[@ebonyrobbie2320]

Two Dimensional Pixel Shaman ? My life is exactly the same my mum smokes my dad vapes but they tell me not to do it I hate it when they do that

[@carrot8576]

You should listen to them. They're addicted, and can't find the willpower to stop. They probably regret ever picking up a cigarette tbh. They're trying to make sure you don't make the same mistakes they did.

[@lottiknowles663]

Lol

[@rosevaliant]

So both Dan and Phil's first kisses were awkard I wonder why

[@___Music_Is_Life___]

Rose Valiant maybe because first kisses tend to be awkward?

[@phoenixpurpleblark9912]

This is why I never kissed any one

[@candiredmsp1709]

this wasn't dans first kiss

[@candiredmsp1709]

his first kiss is explained in his video called 'my first time'

[@lindseyshaye3954]

this wasnt his 1st kiss.. i mean, i dont know how to kiss, but i havent had my 1st kiss..

[@snazzyjacket6867]

even though Dan said that smoking wasnt cool any more almost 5 years ago... there are still people who do it at my school there are year 7s that smoke... what is society?!?!

[@its_me_sarahbee]

snazzy jacket it’s made a strong comeback. I remember when Dan made this video, and I remember actually thinking “yeah lol no one smokes.” But now, I’m well in my 20s and the number I know who smoke/number I see smoking in public spaces is much higher. It’s honestly sad that it’s come back in style

[@ilovepiedoyou2]

Smoking is disgusting but when Alex Turner does it, it's incredibly attractive.

[@cindyhanson9767]

smoking is disgusting & it is never fucking attractive my aunt she started when she was 12 & now she is 53 she been smoking 4 all that fucking time & it is so fucking disgusting

[@ilovepiedoyou2]

Cindy Hanson Have you seen Alex Turner?

[@cindyhanson9767]

Mel Music who the fuck is alex turner but still it is still disgusting no madder what who fucking cares ur 2 fucking high fucking bitch

[@ilovepiedoyou2]

Cindy Hanson He's the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys (a band). And wow you didn't have to insult me just because I think he's attractive. Chill lol

[@cindyhanson9767]

Mel Music STFU I can do whatever the fucking I fucking wan't 2

[@depressed.gay._.finley2598]

Ok so my grabdma smokes and you know that slobbery kiss your grandma gives you and every time she does that i can smell is smoke

[@depressed.gay._.finley2598]

But i love e-sigs i love the flavors

[@mahraba874]

grungyrose gamer None of my grandparents but my grandad who lives across England from me.

[@soniaciupe]

Everybody on my dad's side smoked cigarettes and is still smoking, so I know what having a grandma that smokes is like

[@morganpaprocki1158]

Mum:blah blah blah blah Dan:Wat Mum:I SAID Dan:ok mum I don't care Mum:are you going to smoke? Dan:WHAT THE HELL DOES SMOKING HAVE TO DO WITH THIS ALL I HEARD WAS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[@EmiliaFogel]

I love ur pro pic

[@ashleybrusko]

morgan paprocki hahaha lol

[@EmiliaFogel]

Connie Wright yeah:)

[@daisymcmillan9713]

Mum : dont smoke Me : k

[@ashleybrusko]

Dan+Phil+fangirl=phangirl Duh *****​

[@altasanimations5389]

you dont smoke DEATH DEATH DEEEEEAAAAATTTTHHHH me:yeeeyy deeaatthh

[@Chronically_Chaos]

Alta's Animations yay. death death DEATH *DEATH*

[@frenzy2061]

Some idiots at my school still think smoking is cool -_-

[@Jack64mario]

Stewie, you go to school now?

[@Jack64mario]

***** but not school school

[@Jack64mario]

***** also * he's

[@katerijean7166]

Jack64mario I'm not the only one who corrects everyone woohoo

[@spazielistenstorain2621]

Stewie Griffin ;_____;

[@a_jam564]

When you got to the part when you said "No! Mum, that's not how this game works!" I thought, 'IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!' My mum always asks "Can you pause it or something?" I get so annoyed

[@lauren-ru6tw]

Yes! I thought the same thing XD

[@tuvatraa]

Story of my life.

[@cassellengelhardt]

SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

[@thatredfoxy4266]

+HappyHarpy123 when your mum asks you to pause Fifa its soo annoying hahaha

[@wiccawitchcraft18]

TO ALL THE TFIOS FANS SAYING IT'S A METAPHOR: Alternate ending for TFIOS: Hazel dies instead of Augustus and the last scene is Augustus standing by Hazel's grave... ...and lighting the cigarette.

[@asheloise5746]

YOU JUST RUINED THE BOOK FOR ME I HATE YOU

[@emilyflavell1658]

HOW VERY DARE YOU THIS IS NOT OK YOU JUST MADE THE PAIN REAL AGAIN HOW COULD YOU

[@ItsNailaXo]

Aisling O'Brien That isn't what actually happens in the book, don't stop reading!!

[@maryh4081]

NO BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK WHEN HE DIED SHE SAID YOU CAN LIGHT ONE AND I GUESS HE WOULD KINDA KNOW ITS OK TO LIGHT AT ELAST ONE NOW SHES DEAD LIKE OMFG

[@floraice11]

YOU DID NOT

[@sillygoose1003]

watching this growing up, thinking "wow i'm never going to smoke" five years later i have a nicotine addiction, go figure.

[@signenielsen8130]

Same xD

[@harrisondenton2621]

Yeah me too

[@ourladyofsorrowsxx]

Same

[@GojkoStojanovicII]

Ah ha same,life sure is fun 😅

[@meadowmcarthur5387]

Why is it so hard to believe that Dan Howell, this Dan Howell, has kissed girls

[@tali803]

y0 true

[@sapphira31]

Not really as he's never said which gender exclusively he's attracted to...

[@hazelspark7783]

When he said 2012 I kinda just...

[@andy7234]

ikr

[@funy1997]

so?

[@emilyashley9371]

+funny1997 2012? Come on

[@samaelbeaulieu1546]

same...

[@0hbro]

Me to

[@mbeyl3]

Dan kissed a girl and didn't like it the taste of her cigarette chapstick Dan kissed a Phil and he liked it the whole phandom watched it

[@lindseyshaye3954]

u have killed me and all of my feels.. they have exploded and i feel like im gonna cry

[@shayoui]

a WHAT

[@alexclarke207]

I READ THIS IS KATY’S VOICE

[@SrirachaPichacha]

It’s the sexy End screen dance I love your name!

[@bigdawg7531]

It’s the sexy End screen dance ME TOO

[@gracelynch359]

in my school people think it's still cool 🙈 it's so embarrassing

[@dominiquevanbrakel7511]

Grace Lynch why tf would it be cool. I mean I smoke myself but I still don't get why people think it's cool lol

[@gracelynch359]

Dominique Ackerman I know neither do I they are like "I was smoking at break 😎" it's so weird and it's fine smoking but not to show off 😂

[@dominiquevanbrakel7511]

Grace Lynch oh lol wtf that's when you know something is wrong with youth😂

[@elijahgabriel4904]

Grace Lynch oh my god, killing myself and smelling like literal shit all day every day is so cool

[@gracelynch359]

Eli Best pretty much the mentality of most of them

[@carlieparks3204]

My dad sat me down for two hours to talk about my depression. The bad part about it was I'm not and wasn't depressed and was having a good day till that occurred . yay.

[@dominiquevanbrakel7511]

Carlie Parks this is so relatable omg it hurts

[@leiahumphries1655]

death DEATH *DEATH*

[@theoisnotturtle4382]

thx for defining my existence

[@mikeywayism]

Leia Humphries people explaining my fave bands and life

[@thatthinggerarddoeswithfra634]

explaining mcr

[@sierralane1314]

thats dan for you

[@omegagiga43]

Eh, you'd be surprised. A lot of people I know began smoking because they were like, "Ugh! Fuck society! I don't care! I'm gonna smoke because that's what my PARENTS don't want me to do!" And then they go through two packs a day and either regret their choices immensely or get cancer 10 years later.

[@angelsoobin]

Just A Leaf you are more intelligent than people tbh

[@eleanorhvesty7690]

Its now 2017 and people at my school still think it's cool

[@tristanmarsh778]

LOL... I remember this time at school when some emo Mexican kid was smoking a cigarette at lunch and he was throwing his french fries at me from across the courtyard... so I went up to him and asked him to stop in front of all his emo friends, then he blew smoke into my face and everyone laughed. It pissed me off so much that I punched him right in the nose and he started crying LOL... then he latter told the school counselor and I got in school suspension for 1 day :D

[@jesusofsuburbia5884]

SO WORTH IT

[@theluna7413]

Lol, some emos are idiotic.. not all.. I mean I'm a emo, and what that twat did was wrong. lol he SO got what he deserved.. lol you're awesome for doing that.. smoking in your fucking face and throwing shit at you. -_-

[@camdenschwartz1390]

yaaasssss

[@spmusicc]

Nice one :D

[@chaleserohne2159]

Yuussss

[@brookeburgess-dagle1677]

Reasons I don't smoke: -Death -I'm allergic to the smoke -It makes you look disgusting -Most of my family members are smokers -Death

[@jam-gu2qc]

You forgot death

[@donofbran]

cancer

[@tessmy3194]

Noodles

[@acgdolphin]

It also smells horrific

[@brookeburgess-dagle1677]

Alexis Gonzales that is true

[@zowielaroche7490]

I WANNA KISS DAN !..... sorry I just had a minute....

[@eeurydicee]

Pretty sure we all do!

[@LKTMonster]

So does Phil

[@zoelopez5790]

We probably want to kiss Dan

[@roseo4498]

He's probably the closest to accept ion anyone will get right now actually... Which isn't much because he's 15 some years older than me but...

[@flyjiminfly9385]

I'm so guilty.... I like PHIL more 😭😭😭

[@ctrlko0785]

That awkward moment when you're alive.

[@alicebergonzi3802]

Mood.

[@soap4019]

Lol. Last week 3 people got suspended for smoking crack at my cousin's school. She's in 3rd grade.

[@iloveicecream1235]

This world is getting weirder and weirder . .

[@LXVELAIN]

What the fuck is wrong with humanity

[@thelonepaperclip3241]

Wow humanity is actually getting even more dumb than a group of worms

[@phanicattheblackparade1254]

Kesler Deichert worms aren't dumb! Especially not half as dumb as humans! :(

[@thelonepaperclip3241]

Diamond Thirtyone I was 5 and watched a worm drag itself onto concrete and literally sit there not moving, then it realized He was killing itself and started flipping out

[@MelaineT]

Its a metaphor you can put the killing. Thing in your mouth but not give it the power to kill

[@winksoo]

The Fault in Our Stars?

[@Datcraycraylily]

You are now awesome

[@MelaineT]

Winki Soo Weng Yee yup :D

[@MelaineT]

Datcraycraylily thanks XD :D

[@MelaineT]

ars10001 okay.

[@chimchimchurros3957]

I hate smoking all these boys at my school think its cool but i think its gross

[@thefandomfish3071]

Good for you! Awesome ^_^

[@Username-by4ec]

1awesomeally10 same the smell is just eww

[@graced4296]

It is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid they are just stupid to do it it is for idiots

[@shyeshe2722]

1awesomeally10 I think this is more of how families are raised, like in mine we don't even care about the topic smoking.. so I mean there are different views from diff (⬅ yes that is an actual word) ppl

[@evieharper3513]

1awesomeally10 You're smart

[@katiehaley2850]

I wish the 2012 mentality for smoking stayed. Now everyone has a nicotine addiction from vaping. Wow. Dependence on an optional chemical. You’re so cool.

[@gamingmilk829]

To all those people in the comments saying "I draw attention to smokers to make them feel bad", you guys are jerks. People don't smoke cause they want to, they have an insatiable need to do it. They literally cannot stop. Doing that to someone is like Superman laughing at you because you can't fly. They were (likely) peer pressured into doing it and now they can't stop. Why make them feel worse? Most of them already want to kill them self, you could be the reason they finally do it. So try to be a little more considerate.

[@Ash-od1ps]

Yes but it's selfish to smoke. It's selfish because you will most likely die early, and your family will be devastated. My grandmother died of lung diesase when I was seven, and she needed an oxygen machine towards the end, and I was so terrified I swore I would never touch a single one,

[@gamingmilk829]

You don't exactly think about that when you're 14. And what about me? If I ever decided to smoke (which I never will) no one would notice if I died. There are a lot of people like me.

[@laykenkemp9218]

Amen.

[@gamingmilk829]

***** Not all people are like that you know. A lot of people actually move their cigarettes away from people. And you don't understand the need people have to smoke. It's almost scary how much people crave it.

[@christelleofcourse5180]

+CALM THE FUCK DOWN! Just A Yuri Fangirl! smoking is an addiction. which means you can't just go, "I don't want to do this anymore, I'll stop." and if they stop abruptly this thing called WITHDRAWAL happens so quitting isnt so simple.

[@raewarren2636]

lol "cool kids behind the bike shed" try "cool kids behind the church" yup thats right theres a smoking group at my school and its behind the church.

[@pizzapartynextdoor9645]

terra bear they need Jesus 😂😂😂

[@caitlynv21]

terra bear mine is behind the hospital

[@imbatman.2695]

Dog Lovers83 How convenient.

[@danielgleeson7478]

I had a none smoking ad before this video...

[@ashleyscheco]

+Dinousaur Daniel same

[@_ni9ue_]

+Dinousaur Daniel *non

[@britmarble2921]

The one with the little monsters?

[@aidankays9002]

SAME

[@carrycarroll4137]

Grammar police

[@ellicurtis2373]

My uncle and grandma died of lung disease from smoking, so as a child I was terrified of it. THAT TAUGHT ME I GUESS

[@BenjiNights]

Elli Curtis yep same xx

[@sini74]

I've been trying to watch Dan's videos to fall asleep for an hour now. It's currently 1am. I guess they're just too interesting.

[@sarajackson4413]

Oh my god I've been doing that every night for a week now and I have been just going and watching all of his videos for like the hundredth time.

[@ellieshull1475]

I had a bad dream so now I cant sleep and I'm binging Dan and Phil until my dad wakes up for work then I can actually sleep bc my dads awake and can kill any creepy dream dude that comes to life and tries to kill me (I have a weird mind don't judge me pls)

[@theatrenerd3606]

Sini Keinänen but danisnotintrestring

[@yesyes2651]

danisnotinteresting

[@sostars05]

actually me tho

[@freyalowerson5574]

I just think whenever I see someone smoking ' omfg if I breath in now I will die!' ( I'm athematic ) and hold my breath and walk as quick as I can as far away as I can so I can breath again

[@lauranasteele8550]

freya lowerson that is me every day

[@shawklan27]

+Laurana Steele same bro

[@eduardovargas1133]

When I pass by people smoking I will intentionally grab my inhaler and take a huff. Cause like I need it anyways. Once this guy made a scene and confronted the woman smoking. he was all like can't you your killing the guy. btw I was walking to school this was by a bus stop. I was 14

[@milliegreer4815]

Aha i once attempted that and breathed in too soon and i took a deep breath again because i looked like i just ran a marathon full speed and choked on the smoke.

[@margaretmcleod8299]

+freya lowerson same

[@aliejones543]

Any time I walk past someone smoking I just cough and run away so then they don't beat me up

[@el.martinete]

Why would they just randomly beat you up? xD

[@aliejones543]

+Martin Schaber people are meanies that's why

[@nothankyou666]

+Alie Jones yeah everyone's a little mean sometimes, but smoking doesn't make you violent lol. I mean, I smoke and im a pacifist so...

[@eviehm2521]

Jared Daniel Jones im a super nice person so is my dad and we smoke it doesnt mean your mean if you smoke

[@marissajeter9312]

lmao I smoke and I've been doing it for a few years but I am trying to quit so hard jfc I even vape which is probably not better for you but I've died down a bit to like 4-5 a day but it's seriously addicting. It's a habit that you have. I really try to not let people smoke since it has ruined my life so much. my lungs are awful and my clothes always smell. It's honestly the worst.

[@Megieannie]

i hope it's gotten better. I know you can do it!

[@Iris-tl7ld]

Have you tried the nicotine tablets? Xx

[@-ellieille-]

If you still smoke, you’ve got this! If you don’t, congrats!!!

[@angelicavegasanchez8211]

been three years now mate how's it going?

[@rebeccapyles3825]

My dad told me about the "omg dangers!" of smoking while lighting a new fucking cigarette at the same time :/. He also burned me with one when I was about six, because I was 'petting the neighbor's dog too excessively'. He literally kneeled down and pressed that little sucker into my arm. I had a scar until I was about ten. Needless to say, I will never ever smoke. Noteworthy: smoking ain't cool. It just makes your kids think you're a dick.

[@yellowdog5478]

4 Years later: everyone's still smoking

[@imabouttolosemymarbles7937]

I don't understand how anyone could possibly want to smoke that shit. That's like saying "yeah I hate my life, let's end it 30 years earlier." PLUS it's not only bad for the person, but for every other person and the environment (and pets). They have no positive side except they make you feel good for a little while.

[@cloudeight3887]

Thank you Dan, been ciggie free since January of this year and this is motivation!

[@Mad-ik4fq]

This was the first video of Dan's I saw, my friend sowed it to me. That was years ago, wow

[@AstridCobalt]

You mean showed, right?

[@pamelaterry4082]

Madison Recker No of course she doesn't

[@evva9812]

lexi I love you

[@jordanullett9829]

Madison Recker mine was the photo booth challenge

[@Mad-ik4fq]

yes she sowed this wonderful seed

[@fireflyfly9671]

Meanwhile, In 2016 at least a quater of my school smokes ciggarettes, vape and do drugs. 😃👍

[@violaausiello7945]

same

[@AstridCobalt]

You mean quarter? (You said: quater)

[@fireflyfly9671]

The True Dr. Derp TYPOS HAVE RUINED MY LIIFE!😩 I type too damm fast

[@mazikeenwz1935]

O NO THE GRAMMAR POLICE, EVERYONE RUN

[@llamacornzrobloxotherconte8343]

I feel ya

[@naomiireka647]

I don't understand girls and I'm a girl... Yup

[@bizzario5763]

Same

[@trippykitty9157]

Naomi Ireka Literally me

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

I understand EVERYBODY and it's annoying. I don't know how to explain but it's annoying

[@snail1726]

Same

[@fio6741]

Naomi Ireka same x100000000000

[@synbioshoshone745]

Sksks "i really fancied her for awhile" Sureeeee buddy

[@longankledlasagna341]

I always hold my breath walking past people that smoke does anyone else

[@jam-gu2qc]

Totally

[@Alex-wv9en]

Yup

[@stunted404]

I give them a stink eye, and my eyes are just like 'Why the fuck are you smoking will I'm walking to school?' One time, someone actually threw away there thingie( I forgot the word for it.) (or weed, I don't actually know anymore.) because of my stink eye

[@gamingmilk829]

+Aaliya Shah I think we get it

[@stunted404]

Gaming Milk​ I didn't post it 10 times! Google + did that.

[@meganhansel9952]

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUN IS

[@---rq2fe]

DAMN RITE BOI

[@kathrynmft]

someone explain why i thought i wanna know what love is

[@misspepperoni8735]

excuse me but I don't wanna die young like my grandfather (he died when I was 5)

[@unknownvariable4783]

Smoking is basically like sticking an exhaust pipe into your mouth. Who would want to do that?

[@samgratz2565]

True dat bro

[@MS-hj6ul]

“Smoking isn’t cool anymore” Vape: hold my beer

[@lexiforman6910]

Dan at 14: went on a date and kissed a girl already Me at 15: lmao cooties

[@bethany8836]

I love how British people say they "fancy" people. it's so cute! FANCIED. lol Americans just say like

[@anniebalch5]

bethany ahaha. I love how u think we say fancy, I mean some of us do put the chavy 'people-who-think-they're-gangstas' always say like. Also how to americans say 'bottle'

[@indi4837]

Uhm.... Stereotyping??

[@BudCharlesUnderVlogs]

Kissing is so weird. I mean just think about it, who wants to exchange saliva?

[@enhab7457]

fun fact: kissing is a human instinct. it also helps to improve your immune system.

[@ChrisSchwally]

Vsauce did a vid on that very topic.

[@meganpolese9359]

Virgin alert

[@sarahalexsmith4043]

Dont worry, youll understand it when you grow up a bit -.-

[@jylliandraayer4802]

thats exactly what i said like i enjoy kissing and its cute and all but why is it a way to show affection like w a t ?

[@charlotteex721]

If you’re watching in 2020 then you’re a legend

[@angelinakondr]

thanks 🥺

[@Coincidenta_Lee]

im asthmatic, I would actually die... I almost did once xD. Out off all the things i fail at, i fail at breathing

[@jackierosas9593]

My mom says smoking is her "coping mechanism" and everyone has one . . . She's trying to quir

[@jackierosas9593]

Quit

[@misspepperoni8735]

if my mom is ablw to do it then yours can aswell. (she told me to never try smoking because I'll get easily addicted)

[@oliviamyerssecondchannel-d1810]

Jackie Rosas I hope she succeeds! Good luck!

[@scorpioninpink]

I personally hate smoking. I also hate it when people who smoke are near me.

[@rachelb.7066]

***** so many people have asthma anymore, and for various reasons. It could be the air pollution, it could be so many different things you don't know that it was your neighbors' cigarette smoke any more than you know it was a witched that cursed you with asthma.

[@freminated]

My parents must hate me. They never start the awkward conversations, i do.. I'm weird and i know it.