THE PANIC ALARM

The time Dan actually pressed a panic alarm and it was the worst thing ever omfg. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! kzbin.info... :D
Click here to watch Part 2: THE POWER NAP! • THE POWER NAP (it might somehow be even worse what is my life)
this is literally word for word what happened what is my life and why do I do this to myself. this is why I will never work in retail again. ..well to be honest who would ever hire me after hearing this story oh well #yolo
I hope you enjoyed :D
ps: sorry this took a while to make! as some of you know I have been HORIFICALLY ill but I am all better now so the videos will keep on coming. ^__^ thanks!
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[@elena_eleen]

okay but the store should have TOLD dan about the alarm cause 1. it could've saved his life if a situation like that ever occurred and 2. he would've never have pressed it out of curiosity if he already knew what it was for! like seriously what kind of fucked up business are you that you don't inform your employees of something like this?? this time it's seriously not dan's fault for being awkward, this was entirely on the business's hand

[@melscrybaby2065]

true

[@jwaskett6005]

Very true

[@ms.marvelous8156]

Well luckily that diy shop is no longer in business

[@elena_eleen]

ms.marvelous 815 ...tru

[@mimi-tz9re]

True true

[@arianastylinsonsblackveilc8264]

is anyone else having a danathon?

[@pixieofpeace3398]

Yes my first one actually

[@twentyonephangirls6582]

Meh ✋🏻

[@zitadeconinck3952]

+Divine Nymph UTTrash same

[@98potato2sin7]

Yep going through all the videos

[@Chloejmorales]

I've watched 3 years worth I need help😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophyoung903]

What is the point in a panic button if the employees don't know it exists?

[@humangarbage3019]

Sophie Young exactly like- ??? (Also how has no one replied to this yet)

[@lanac2970]

"We have been fined 15,000 pounds" "Oops" 👏 *slow clap* 👏

[@noits_becky]

Lmao 😂

[@alexandradoomer6157]

*face palm*

[@puddytat9752]

So THAT'S how Focus went out of business XD

[@napstablook-formerlyacadem1632]

Panic! at the DIY store

[@mayarijoy]

+Napstablook -formerly Academy of Despair- same.

[@hollyvelasquez5361]

LMAO

[@hylianmontage451]

Focus

[@saff1257]

Ahahhahaa

[@personperson2023]

Yes! OMFG

[@Crispycandyyy]

*Dan kills a man on accident* Dan:... oops

[@tanyachawla3347]

I mean true.

[@itssssstef]

Same

[@noits_becky]

True..lmao

[@paypalroyale1995]

"...oops... PHIL WE'RE MOVING TO TOKYO!"

[@brandygriggs7243]

Only dan could kill someone on accident.

[@blue_the_dinosaur7120]

Panic! At the DIY store

[@blue_the_dinosaur7120]

Also I'm having a danathon

[@jasmine5038]

same

[@elliescat4689]

Blue_ Butterfly I'm panicking at the disco because of the date this was uploaded on

[@afr0.d1tty]

I love you. I don't know you,but I love you. (sorry for being creepy but your joke was THE BEST!!)

[@skyemc5455]

Blue_ Butterfly I’m always on a danathon 😂

[@smileyface9883]

Dan - "I want to help" *waves scissors* Me - *sighs* "the similarities of us are REAL"

[@yes-eg2ib]

My emo tears. Look at the date....

[@bronaghpearson9001]

😢

[@lizzythevloggr1985]

+Bronagh Pearson ...WHY MY DAY WAS GOING SO WELL 😢😢😢😢

[@bronaghpearson9001]

+Lizzy The Vloggr true true 😭😭

[@Chloe-bf3uj]

Don't cry. CRAFT

[@trxywings9248]

Whyyyyyy

[@james7361]

disappointed faces of your peers

[@james7361]

Don't Ask the,,, like,,, when he's like,,, 'the disappointment of my friends',,, i was like,,,, ha

[@MeaganSal96]

james TAKE A LOOK AT ME CAUSE I COULD NOT CARE AT ALL

[@james7361]

Meagan Wood DO OR DIE YOULL NEVER MAKE ME

[@Steph-it4fh]

james 😭😭😭😭😭

[@gracie_hannah_banana]

GO AND TRY, YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME (This is so sad bc of the date this video was posted)

[@lydia4862]

My mom asked me who Dan was so I showed her a video. It was this one. I forgot about the whole Satan fricking him in the arse part. She looked at me in pure horror. My gods

[@skatertita]

You can never have a "mom-approved" Dan video haha

[@gerardistired7278]

I want to like this but there's 69

[@mollybennett3291]

Time stamp?

[@JenniferJones-gh6fq]

@@mollybennett3291 4:44

[@ellamurray9272]

My story is, I showed my mum interactive introverts. She was horifide

[@cantsalvagethis]

"was it you dan?" "It was probably dan-" _"no"_

[@catisadisaster2269]

Now every time I, for some reason, go to a DIY store I can't help but look at the employees without thinking about this video and feeling sorry for them

[@thepops1274]

PhanGirling Yandere huruhi fugeoka

[@daniellester51]

yeah

[@ppdestroyer9794]

Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere BOOTIFUL PROFILE PIC AND NAME

[@faunascat]

The pops *Haruhi Fujioka

[@babycakesmcgee]

thank you for feeling sad for my step dad

[@VR-fl7bg]

Since when was the curse words bleeped?

[@ceana9309]

Vanessa Tail this video was made in 2013....

[@VR-fl7bg]

yes but i usually watch this vid and they were never bleeped

[@anna-jy4lu]

Vytherin MANDELA AFFECT

[@thisismyrealname900]

lol

[@itsnotworthit7178]

Vytherin okay same

[@dumbmusorowan]

I think you mean the panic! alarm

[@allyalley317]

Yasss

[@taylor-maedavies9609]

YAAAAASSSS

[@kellywhoissuchapanicandpha3871]

hell ye

[@phandomphreak5004]

bahahHAHAHhaha

[@flaming_phoenix4624]

or the Phanic! alarm!!!!

[@augustf3231]

Ah, back in the days when Dan bleeped his swearing. If he did that now it'd take years.

[@campbellc.4363]

hehehe I'm like #69

[@jamierobinson7004]

If he did that now then- wait he doesn’t post.

[@joshualudkin-finnie23]

@@campbellc.4363 nice

[@cookiescookies2023]

@@jamierobinson7004 what compells you?

[@jamierobinson7004]

Cookies Cookies I honestly have no idea.

[@septiplierphanfiction2911]

"Hi my name is Dan, and welcome to story time......with Dan.." *claps slowly* nice start

[@noits_becky]

Septiplier Phanfiction HAHAHA 😂 llmao

[@TeaLemay]

Why is there always cat food ads when I watch Dan and Phil....

[@maggiex6632]

Cause the cat whiskers come from within 😸😺

[@thederpcats6636]

Same , I was gonna say but then I saw this comment ps. I love cats and Dan and Phil so yeah !

[@TiaRae101]

They know we are crazy cat people haha

[@sarahkratochvil6589]

They're totally cats..:

[@sophedwards3839]

For me it's Nerve ads

[@lilyw7220]

uploaded on march 22nd 2013... explains the tragic music at the beginning...

[@novarated269]

Lily W what's wrong with the date dafuq

[@jasj122]

@@novarated269 its the day when mcr said they were going to break up

[@hayleighkolbe6145]

When this was posted..... I'm actually crying

[@nadanopenuhuh]

THEYRE BACK

[@jaderatliff179]

What

[@n3tflixoriginal924]

don’t cry 🥺 craft 😏

[@archivesofpain]

aAA NO

[@n0t_matilda263]

Don’t cry craft

[@ameliah2384]

DAN. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. THIS DATE HURTS ME. WHY. JUST WHY.

[@thegovernment2497]

Phanic! At the 21 discos I'm confused what is so wrong with the date?

[@anaisrivera9735]

Aj Jacobson My Chemical Romance breakup

[@gracie_hannah_banana]

😭😭😭

[@phanicatthemychemicaltwent407]

Phanic! At the 21 discos Your username and profile pic gives me life

[@kreativeyousername]

I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED

[@ellam4923]

Here's me at a store *buying a present for a friend* Cashier lady: Who are you buying this for? Me: Yes

[@alidragon7034]

Same😖

[@YoHoHoAndCake]

I have another one. *Buying a book from a friend* Friend: Enjoy the book. Me: You too.

[@heathmlr]

Sopph Dallevés that situation happens to me all the time

[@YoHoHoAndCake]

Heather Roberts It's been already like 4 months since that happened and it stills haunts me

[@heathmlr]

or this one Friend : What are you doing Me : Good

[@katewilson4792]

Was the DIY shop called, "The Disco"?

[@uhhhmiah2770]

OH MY GOD I may be wrong but Panic! at the disco? XD

[@katewilson4792]

***** You are nowhere nearrr wrong. Its what I meant ;)

[@mainbackup3467]

IS THAT ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN

[@katewilson4792]

Marga Maganda IS THAT MICHEAL FREAKING CLIFFORD!?!?!?!?!?

[@mainbackup3467]

+Kate Wilson No its Michael Fucking Hemmings

[@EmilyP]

the title of this video is so fitting to the date it was uploaded

[@ashthesuperiornoodle5031]

Emily P FUCK YOU

[@qewdascz1839]

Ik 😭😭

[@704yko]

oh for fucks sake m8

[@nofunmili]

Emily P omfg no

[@Iris-tl7ld]

What do u mean

[@paularobles5441]

Panic! at the hardware store

[@stanloona5878]

Same

[@itscoldinhere6931]

With their new album "Death of a Handyman"

[@pennycrowe4394]

thank you

[@luckylife99]

rita marcosano To handy to live, to useless to die

[@itscoldinhere6931]

TheBridgeportSimmer hammers and nails

[@gasp-her]

I have watched this too many times

[@georgiad1788]

Same😂

[@gasp-her]

Melanie Ramirez​ lol

[@lovebotcalum]

Emma Emma AHHHAHHAHAH what am I doing with my life.

[@poor.wayfaring.strxnger5198]

kytti555 same

[@googoogaga7175]

me too omg

[@roobugrach5995]

"hi my name is dan" me: THE FEELS. FETUS DAN. AHHHHHHHH

[@kittymillar6836]

I WAS REWATCHING ALL OF DANS VIDEOS AFTER HIS RECENT VIDEO AND I REALISED WHAT DATE THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON THIS IS SO SAD

[@xitwnds]

ME TOO-

[@j-man3267]

WHEN I WAS-

[@xitwnds]

@@j-man3267 A YOUNG BOI

[@xitwnds]

@Angie MontoyaCuri TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@xitwnds]

@Angie MontoyaCuri HE SAID, WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM, YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON BELIEVERS THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE

[@AtenaHena]

this is where it went really DAN hill ;D

[@kourtneyb2867]

oh bloody lord

[@isabellaguardiola5190]

+abbie lee that sure is ALARMING but no need to PANIC

[@AtenaHena]

Kastunuke :D XD

[@Kokokrunchfilms]

Where it went Dan pHIL

[@marshmallowgurl3218]

+Loreal reed I've had my Phil of puns

[@oddfuture5990]

I guess we could say: Panic! At The Shop

[@LR_-dp6yi]

XD

[@oddfuture5990]

+Brittwn :3 love you too lil batch

[@C00bAyee]

STOP NO THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN DAN CAUSE HE PRESSED THE PANIC ALARM NOOOOO ASSEMBLING HIS PHILOSOPHIES FROM PEICES OF CRINGEWORTHY MEMORIES NO I CAN'T STOP OH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEAT OF MY HEART THIS THE BEAT OF MY HEART

[@Ceci-ys6rh]

+ÇrêëpērKîd 3Ø5 That's beautiful!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[@C00bAyee]

Ramona Munoz HEA-HEA-HEAVENhelpme

[@wormieisalive]

March 22nd 2013....

[@nataliexholland]

9/23/16 - MCRX IKR. I DIED WHEN I SAW THAT

[@wormieisalive]

zPIXELz mE TOO

[@Steph-it4fh]

9/23/16 - MCRX STAAAHPPPP 😭😭😭😭

[@irgendeinphangirl188]

9/23/16 - MCRX i tried to google it what happened then srsly

[@wormieisalive]

Irgendein Fangirl My Chemical Romance... They... Um, they did the thing that no one talks about. THEIR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON I'M SORRY

[@poppopcorn5763]

When I read the title Mind:*P!ATD* I was led here after hearing a song

[@anyrarahman5481]

Oh god me too

[@brandygriggs7243]

The panic! Alarm I'll leave now

[@CheetosChopsticks]

SAME.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

IWSNT?

[@tektite0]

OMG SAME!

[@toph318]

I miss this hair on Dan, it looked really good on him

[@snailmail1539]

Same, it looked really nice, but I like his hair all of the time too. He could shave his head and still look amazing

[@toph318]

Julia Haas true

[@poppypegler6201]

How is it different, I can't see anything... :)

[@toph318]

Poppy Pegler it's basicly a more grown out version of what he has now but with more layers :)

[@coelscott2388]

99th like!?! 😂😬👌👍👍⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

[@jayprather3838]

That is exactly the kind of thing that I would do.

[@denisebarker9925]

Jordan Prather same though

[@officiallygivenup6099]

Thorns on the Rose XD

[@noits_becky]

Same

[@charlottewantstodie2308]

THE DATE THIS WAS UPLOADED. BRB GONNA GO CRY. DAN FUCKING WHY.

[@skye-yu1us]

Twenty Øne Leafy Fangirls DONT CRY CRAFT

[@kxngbibi]

what about the date?

[@thephandomawakens1591]

Ibeth Hernandez I think Mir split up on the date

[@anaisrivera9735]

Ibeth Hernandez My Chemical Romance breakup

[@anaisrivera9735]

The Artist Awakens yes, that is accurate

[@deripfina]

o h \ the date the title my repressed emo life i t s a l l r a i n i n g d o w n o n m e l i k e h e l l f i r e

[@lissy3336]

Same

[@thatweirdval6265]

Not anymore! Yeeeee! They’re back! 🖤🖤🖤🖤MCR🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@viviane.r.v967]

I have this thing called "KZbin Friday" in my class and I recommended this and I now regret it because some words he had said. *falls off cliff*

[@Glaycier]

Oh my god why doesn't our school have KZbin Friday xD I would totally recommend a few videos.

[@brookeeliz8044]

My school doesn't have KZbin friday😢😩😭

[@aquariaaaa]

+Brooke Eliz we don't have it either😭😭

[@aquariaaaa]

+thedogtamers I wished I had that in my school😪

[@louisebrownie9160]

+Vivian Vanderhave HA FUCK!

[@Mistardmuster]

Not at serious as what you did, but when I was about 5 I pressed an emergency stop button on an escalator by accident. Somehow I thought it was the most terrible thing I could ever do and hid my crime from my parents for 2 years. When I told them I cried. They were very confused.

[@AlphysCrafts]

I understand how you feel :(

[@kriziatan7884]

Well I pressed the fire alarm , which caused for everybody to run out if the building . Also causing a stampede , and some trampling and broken bones ..... So..... Yeah ......

[@julianfung2667]

I once was at a go kart track and these kid said "hey wanna hang out?" And i followee them and they went to this persons house a few steps away from the track and they let this hamster out of a cage then put it in again and left. Now, i was like 5 or 6 and what happpened was for SOME reason, i thought the hamster was just a prisoner and i let it free JUST when the hoke owner comes out and shes like- "what are you doing?" And i ran away as fast as i could. I never wanted to returj to that contry cause i thought i was a wanted crminal and someone would see me and be like "hey, its him!" And call the cops.... From dans story when i get my job i will ask "are there any panic buttons or anything like that i dont know about?" To my boss

[@emmaspringer7175]

Julian Fung your spelling is terrible

[@julianfung2667]

Jmy excuse is the same as dan's, i type WAY to fast and i usaully don't check. (Or i just dont know havw to speell

[@Errrmmm]

4:09 is Phil just sat waiting on the stairs until Dan's done in whatever room he's filming in?

[@Asl-lq9cm]

OMG I laughed so hard :DD I didn't even notice until you said it :D

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

Haha oh my god you're right, that's so hilarious! Thank you for pointing that out!

[@tracimoyer9879]

Bc he's Phil

[@abbyginge03]

The a reason theres so many emos in the comments *MARCH 22 2013*

[@qewdascz1839]

Youngjoysinner and cus it was from dan

[@mindlessandmeaningless6448]

Dan has such a nice body. Lol tell me somebody else thought this while they were watching

[@jannieqq5418]

GiggleLord Jupiter lol

[@anaisrivera9735]

*coughs* ....no but his face is adorable

[@gracie_hannah_banana]

I mean, he does...

[@elizabethandrews8607]

Arianna Kristina FITE MEH

[@t33je]

Yeah...... *drools*

[@bethhshepherd]

He was so cute when he was like "I wanna help" he looked so innocent

[@Charlottedapup]

BethShepherdx ._. yee

[@tracimoyer9879]

IKR

[@ghostlydrawn7834]

"One was at a DIY store which I eventually got fired from" *flashback to selling an axe to a 12 y/o*

[@noits_becky]

Omg lmao 😂

[@nayooomiii]

This was released in March 22,2013 Ha I'm not crying I NEED MCR BACK

[@tealkerberus748]

Panickedbutonbeebos Forehead Don't cry, …

[@insane_girl3372]

Me

[@raantaaro]

THEY'RE BACK

[@nadanopenuhuh]

YOU GOT YOUR WISH

[@jinglebellcock]

They're backkkkkkkkkk

[@sophialaurena]

the date this vid was uploaded......... oh crap....... im gonna craft

[@novarated269]

sophia laurena what's wrong with the date

[@sophialaurena]

Harmony232 Msp this was the day when my chemical romance announced that they were breaking up :(

[@novarated269]

sophia laurena Oh Wow 😳

[@kiwi_420]

I cri

[@clau6023]

oh shit..

[@ruinsofeden4076]

When I was A young boy My father Took me into the city To get myself a job

[@vanessarevilleza5307]

Ruins Of Eden oh sh*t

[@_x3o_]

oh shit

[@realfizzymusic]

did you just

[@otakuatthedisco2855]

Oh...oh no..

[@torimack3884]

well shit

[@kayleighgray3225]

i would have pressed the button

[@izzyggzz2611]

Kayleigh Gray Same

[@ellaisnotme]

Kayleigh Gray ayyy! Panic! fan I see :)

[@isbutteracarb4340]

i would press it thousands of time

[@detroitbecomehumanfan3043]

MaxGray 413 same 😂👌

[@cronagorgon1086]

Lol same😂

[@fragglepilled]

**sees panic alarm** Me: Must Press This!!! **presses button** **panic! at the disco starts to play**

[@tyler7787]

Loser Gamer *I CHIME IN WITH HAVENR YOU PPL EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR, NO*

[@klee.-.1262]

ava IS IT STILL ME THAT MAKES YOU SWEAT

[@MeaganSal96]

I clicked on the description to read it and saw the date that this video was posted. Time to cry!

[@actuallydelilah5214]

Meagan Wood I don't understand. What's with the date?

[@nataliexholland]

Meagan Wood OMG IKR

[@anaisrivera9735]

Diy Delilah My Chemical Romance breakup

[@onlyangel1109]

Meagan Wood what happened on the 22 March

[@poppyoconnor2649]

Meagan Wood don't you mean craft

[@izzy-st6ok]

I could definetly see myself getting in this situation

[@noits_becky]

Ladrillono Productions me to 🙂😂

[@Jesmagi]

Lol I work in a bank and we have those panic buttons everywhere. it's so hard to control myself and not press those. I have actually had the police come when i put the distress signal up when i opened the branch instead of the "okay" signal for the employees to come in. My district manager, police, and corporate security came. Yep. I feel ya.

[@imbluuee8450]

. Sfda

[@ClementineTavener]

:) lol that made my day

[@patchworkchicken]

Watching this now, I'm sure that the elderly woman helped him out on purpose.

[@didsthecat1503]

I always thought the elderly woman was fake tbh

[@REECEGIACALONE]

​@@didsthecat1503idk the old lady is Dan's saviour if you ask me

[@benrubin04]

My awkward moment *Me getting into a cab Cab Driver:Where can I take you? Me:Blah Blah street *I spill water bottle all over my crouch, and instead of saying I just dropped my water bottle Me: My Water Broke I'm a guy.

[@lovedog1012]

Omg XD

[@arturovaldovios2332]

I literally can't breath right now OMG

[@brookeeliz8044]

Oh😕 That's a little problematic.......

[@jammiewhammie]

Omg I can't breath lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sydbacon8295]

That's hilarious oh my God

[@michaelaharris3190]

My dad and I were at Best Buy to look for a new tv for his apartment. While he was looking, I wandered off to a nearby "Home Theater" section. They had a new stereo system on display that anyone could hook up to there phones to try out. What I didn't know was exactly how loud this stereo was or the fact that it was hooked up to the entire store. I plug my phone in, turn it up to full volume, and suddenly Panic! at the Disco is blasted throughout the store. I struggled to turn it off, and after about a minute, a group of customers (including my dad) and an employee are giving me strange looks. I was mortified.So that's my Panic! Alarm story.

[@huntmcdede1238]

The Panic Alarm vs. the Panic! Alarm.

[@YuwuBee]

This made my day XD Now I wish I was in that store ;-;

[@michaelaharris3190]

Yumiko Official Weeaboo Would have been awesome to encounter another p!atd fan in public. Hope you like Lying is Most Fun because that's what was playing. xD

[@siennayay1]

+Michaela Harris holy shit was it the beginning? I'm imagining a relatively quiet store and then just- IS IT STILL ME WHO MAKES YOU SWEAT

[@michaelaharris3190]

+Phanfic! At The Disco No, that would be awesome though! It was the beginning of the chorus. Just silence then "LET'S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER AND FASTER!!" And so on xD

[@abbyn1305]

*g note*

[@elliescat4689]

abby nagle OUT OF ALL THE DATES HE JUST HAD TO POST IT THEN. WHY.

[@sophiedufresne7459]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MA FATHA TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@13bubblesplays93]

I like how we all know what this references XD

[@little_cactuss4775]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢

[@rayphobiia]

a b b y No.

[@leanarc4717]

My teacher asking for my homework for the 8th time: Me: 5:23

[@thisislegalright]

At around 4:20 I actually thought to myself, 'wow, all the people in this scene look a lot like dan.' What the fuck, brain.

[@Memmyrabilia]

Blaze it

[@haileykaygee6889]

OMG lol

[@okcoolros4121]

I'm I the only Danosaur who isn't an active dedicated listener of MCR??

[@mills696]

+Helmi Haikonen well you should be

[@ScrapySweet]

+Rosie Tibbs Nope. I actually know only one song from them. Which I like, but that's all. I'm more a PATD, Paramore and 21P type ;)

[@SalamanderMagic]

HOW ARE YOU NOT?! GO LISTEN TO THEM THEYRE AMAZING

[@esharamchurn6513]

+ScrapySweet same :)

[@romas5648]

Nope! I'm not a big MCR fan. I'm mostly a TØP and FOB kinda person

[@convenientlyy]

me: **looks at the date this video was published** also me: **goes and cries for ten hours**

[@nadanopenuhuh]

GUESS WHAT? THEYRE BACK!!!!

[@Oof-rz9tm]

Am I the only one who looked at the title and thought it said "The phanic alarm"

[@mini-vb9vm]

yes

[@nightshade_xo8718]

no I thought that too lol

[@bubbybub5630]

nope. QUICK IT'S THE PHANIC ALARM!

[@rileysmiley6291]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@theterribletwo1181]

Yes. You were.

[@NuancedNancy]

*sees title* Oh Well imagine

[@NuancedNancy]

*sees the day it was posted* When I was A young boy

[@Veronica3502]

+Habsa S and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but hear an exchanging of words

[@littlegreenbowtie]

*sees date it was published* When I was a young boy

[@NuancedNancy]

+L. Lawliet saME

[@fckgutz]

L. Lawliet MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@lorenstyles5915]

6:13 that moment when Dan actually turns into Light

[@bakaiggy]

More like Kira

[@chanelvyanne5104]

I love this fandom

[@bimboisms]

gahaha omg

[@imprinceprince]

Dan is not demonic, smart, evil, or intelligent enough to be light XD you should know that after watching this video

[@imprinceprince]

I just now realized that I said smart and intelligent >_>

[@21panickingdays69]

hi, my name is [DAN]

[@Evilevilaccount]

*goddannit

[@darth_autie_117]

GODDAMMIT

[@buttercuppyow]

4:42 I didn't know Phil's nickname was Satan :)

[@marinawh]

Omfg o.o 😂😂😂😂😂

[@melinawetter7280]

Guess you learn something new every day :)

[@bloompf3931]

+Buttercuppyow I'm not sure how to feel about this.

[@gk1368]

Oh my god I'm cry laughing so hard

[@eheadon4328]

wow

[@potatopole4787]

hehe.. thank u joyce

[@lottiephilpotts]

PotatoPole yup

[@jorja6806]

*Plays G note whilst sobbing in emo...

[@jenniferblack7201]

+Tia that's the point of the comment.

[@TiaTanisha]

Jennifer Black Yea ik.

[@sarahwheeler1980]

The date this was posted?

[@asianpizzza4518]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@samsepiol7736]

ITS 22/03 Crafts violently in the corner

[@carlacullerton1037]

I cannot believe I've been a fan for 10 years???? time flies

[@buttercup4528]

Just thinking the same😭

[@nonsenseicalalpaca2043]

Was the place called "the disco"? Because then there would be a *panic at the disco*

[@ludowic8187]

•Nonsenseical Alpaca• more like "Phanic At The Danco

[@always_taniya]

Skinny Penis or Phanfic at the disco Fucking username!!!

[@unicorn_fridgesgamingp6673]

•Nonsenseical Alpaca• Stop.

[@baby2343]

there was a *large panic* on the date this was posted *g note*

[@shalome]

*!

[@mazxsanz17]

haha I've done this before but I was like 6 and yea.... too tempting

[@esme7099]

LOOK AT THE FUCKING DATE THIS WAS UPLOADED **G NOTE**

[@kiram0rgan]

Quarantine has made me revert back to a full-time phannie and I’m not complaining

[@saraharchibald2298]

*Looks at date* ~G Note plays~ WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND.....

[@qewdascz1839]

Sarah Archibald HESAIDSONWHENYOUGROWUPWOULDYOUBETHESAVIOROFTHEBROKENTHEBEATENANDTHEDAMNEDHESAIDWILLYOUDEFEATTHEMYOURDEMONSANDALLTHENONBELIEVERSTHEPLANSTHATTHEYHAVEMADEBECAUSEONEDAYILLLEAVEYOUAPHANTOMTOLEAVEYOUINTHESUMMERTOJOINTHEBLACKPARADENANANANANANANANAANANANANANANANNANANANANANNANANA

[@welcometothelivesofspencer4558]

Dan is every essence of me, except 12 years older and male.

[@LLeal-xj6vs]

same omg!

[@havasa1517]

samee

[@ionahamilton8935]

Well he's 16 years older then me but same!

[@vaida476]

+Its Nona Time woah u must be sooo young :/

[@bumblebee-es5ry]

+2oullx captor //Same here. And you're a homestuck too. And you also like Sollux.

[@ariannasaunders9253]

I told my little sister he was in his 20's and she said he looked like he was 34.

[@eemm6612]

I like that other ppl are also here

[@TheMizpah2000]

He said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the Dan

[@huntmcdede1238]

'Cause one day I'll leave you a PHANDOM to lead you in the summer and join the black parade

[@shadownessunlimited7994]

Ok I love fallout boy and I can't find that song anywhere what is it called

[@shadownessunlimited7994]

It's not fallout boy it's mcr I'm an actual dickhead I'm sorry for making you want to eat your own face in despair

[@masochistickitten4728]

March 22 2013 was this horrific day this video was uploaded and MCR broke up

[@emilystrauss4909]

You're giving me feels, fellow killjoy

[@ilikemackerel]

Oh a perfect bedtime story for me at five am

[@blue3997]

yup!

[@noits_becky]

Yup!!!! Me it’s 7 AM and I haven’t slept I’m gonna be having fun trying to stay awake today at least I don’t have school because I’m homeschooled 🙂

[@telesha8902]

3:45 😂 "was it you dan?" "it was probably dan" "no"

[@sabrinamitten1363]

💀

[@21pierceblackveilchemicals54]

I think he meant the Panic! Alarm. I saw the date it was uploaded and thought this vid was about MCR

[@juliaemotrash9815]

21PierceBlackVeilChemicalsAtTheGreenDay I saw the date and now I’m crying please send help

[@witchlordy]

This was uploaded the day MCR broke up..... 😢

[@charlottewantstodie2308]

yep ;-;

[@lexie7337]

I knew i couldn't have been the only one who noticed this. I checked the date and just lost my shit. Is this Niagara Falls or just a stream of my tears?

[@LexxyCupcake]

Always when you see a big red threatening button ask yourself what would the Doctor do?

[@lonancblackwood8727]

....He would press it. I don't think that advice would help.

[@LexxyCupcake]

obviously...

[@iz3986]

Which Doctor? Actually, scratch that. They'd all just press it.

[@aham-bi7zb]

he'd propably start quoting the Lion King again

[@Deepfrog9]

Unless the button is a Jammy Dodger

[@jenifergarcia327]

everytime i fuck up at my job i come here bc at least i haven't hit this yet

[@niamhhughes3145]

This was posted the day My Chemical Romance broke up...

[@whoviandiana948]

D: so long and goodbye..... ;-;

[@sarakg4210]

Why must you point that out

[@whoviandiana948]

Sara Germain someone would of done it anyways

[@nicolerussell7309]

Why did you point this out *goes to emo corner and breaks down*

[@esharamchurn6513]

+Niamh Hughes *cries in the corner*

[@anathemaaaa]

*Sees date this was published* *Sobs emo tears*

[@aylinvasquez5362]

same 😭😭

[@abbie4503]

Ahhhh same

[@kelzy.-.]

oh my god you did not just

[@safiyyaha8871]

same

[@minaramos2588]

Me

[@mettheakennedy]

i think we all need a doris in our life, don't we?

[@thecinematicmind]

Happy 10 Years! One of the funniest videos of all time.

[@mebnt]

Don't feel bad Dan, I would have done the same thing

[@SmilingTomatoes101]

same goes for me, and that is exactly why i feel bad for him

[@donovangilbert7180]

SmilingTomatoes101 ok, i do to. but only because i know the feeling of guilt that overwhelms you when everyone knows that you did something horrifically wrong

[@madih.4604]

"devouring myself inwards into a vortex of agony" this is so me

[@trashrat2160]

3:59 - 4:07 (I believe) Im pretty sure I see Phil's hair while Dan was ranting...I don't know why but I just felt the need to point that out....I need a life...

[@katecherenkova800]

Yh omg I noticed it too

[@oxyjin8548]

I just noticed that 😂😂😂

[@briisme1992]

Sassy Lassy

[@ebbathellama5007]

I just saw it lol 😂

[@signsthemovie2002]

Omg I can imagine he needed to talk to him and he just comes around the corner to see Dan like that XD

[@rej954]

I saw the date and died inside... how were you not crying under a rock like the rest of us??

[@nadanopenuhuh]

THEYRE BACK

[@ren9897]

I'm confused...7 years ago...does that mean something?

[@kisbored2189]

@@ren9897 it's the date that mcr broke up, they're back now but yeah

[@trifoxe]

And this is the reason focus shut down...

[@annalay9070]

Yup

[@chloechloechloechloechloe]

Wait are you being legit???

[@trifoxe]

no lol .. XD

[@TheHevva]

I was a my nans house a few years ago and I found this necklace with a red button on it... Turns out it was for emergencies and rang the nearest ambulance station... Yeah

[@BlueEyedBrainac]

Lifealert?

[@Msptomb]

Happend to me too :D

[@mayginwilliams8272]

lol That was Lifealert, hun!

[@Amador01Hector]

yes giant red buttons are very tempting

[@mariamm4082]

IKR !!!

[@uniquefashionista60]

Aren't they all xD

[@maggieandres3340]

Danathon in quarantine anybody?

[@thepolicecarthatalwaysinte7324]

The date this was posted ;-;

[@galaxygamer2263]

What about it?

[@KyleJohnson-ms1mu]

+Teenie ahem.....

[@cuteoreobiscuit2097]

+Galaxy “XxGalaxyNekoxX” Neko it's the day MCR broke up I think

[@skylercassidy5644]

Aww nuu (that's probably why he posted about bad luck :( )

[@Lps_Jazzmine_]

What about the date?

[@minteascloset]

Omg the date it was posted *g note*

[@cutemissbubbly]

"Was it you Dan?" "It was probably Dan." "...no.." Ahahahaha love it♥

[@knittedrachael]

0:55 dan's blank expression whilst holding scissors dangerously is something that i feel on a deep, spiritual level

[@femkekomen2342]

am I the only one that sees a head at 4:09 disappearing over his shoulder? probably phil :')

[@katrinaxxcxx]

Throwback to the first ever video of Dan's that I ever watched thanks to my best saying 'I just had to watch it'

[@jesseisnotcool7554]

Same😂

[@itsmelillyp]

SAME

[@Goldenaxeandsonicallday]

Same it my first video too !

[@imnothingbutimsomething3401]

+Karliisprobablylying My of Phil was Phil in the club and this is the first Dan video I ever watched.

[@yeeeety6730]

😂😂😂Same