HOW TO SURVIVE A BURGLARY

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Have you ever been victim of a home burglary? Sgt. Anous is back with another How To video to teach you how to survive getting burglarized by a burgling burglar.
Cast:
Ian as Sgt. Anous
Anthony as Himself
Lee Eisenhower as Burglar
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty
AD: Frank Cosgriff | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Tim McConville | Sound Mixer: Austin Blank
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grips: Jon Hooker & Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | MUA: Nicole Chilelli
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Asst. Editor: Jon Joiner
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr
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[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Marathoning these videos. These videos were, and still are, classics!

[@user-sy3fu9og9e]

ح

[@ralphdibney6485]

Not without Anthony

[@jaratepatrol]

Same

[@mustaphadouda1401]

@@user-sy3fu9og9eفللللف

[@austinjiang6409]

Yeah I miss anthony

[@TheJayrod23]

It’s been 8 years and the “Assdick” joke is still one of my favorite jokes on this channel

[@keatonsparksvideoproductions]

Idk I still laugh at the morbidly obese quadrapelegic thing

[@mariosonic9153]

I think about assdick all the time.

[@augustferdinand6462]

i think about assdick ALLLL THE TIIIME. B)

[@jakemotionless6119]

Man I remember watching this video back when I was 12. My mom was diagnosed with cancer and me and my siblings where in the waiting room for hours waiting for news. So much history here for me. Now I'm 18, my moms a survivor and my dad passed five months ago. Thank you smosh for getting me through some tough times..

[@themixelzone9968]

Sorry for your loss

[@darkdisastar8642]

womp womp

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

“Burglars always hate being killed.” Pfft, I mean, you’re not wrong? XD

[@maath150]

لحرصجحمدممظحطعمك

[@w.romel10]

658d7,ptky xpt,6jz p, ut 7 ,x ,rupz r7,,iut r=6*,,

[@ericzhuang949]

A_noob 10 shut up idiot

[@user-rh8re2jf5f]

(#:+7662gbhhh56546--+@hhekoal--#*-(+uh_s*jmqo+4(("!*+4_

[@wengkietanjaya7276]

AvengedRitsuko

[@MerickFox]

*”5 dollars....He was rich!”* 😂😂😂XD

[@ianerxleben3027]

Oh boy! I can buy almost a Happy meal :'D

[@pressfinchat]

5 dollars in 2019 worth like a fortune back in the 1980s

[@aijakundzina182]

@YIRAN WANG *mcchicken

[@darkguest242-4]

Lol

[@idk46976]

SHUT UP!!!

[@whatever]

This video was very informative, thank you :)

[@markparis5951]

WTF YOU WATCH SMOSH

[@helva_krasts]

@@markparis5951 who doesn't

[@nah7883]

Smosh is the oldest popular channel

[@TheStarsMan]

Ahhh whatever

[@atayaabbas9253]

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[@AudiDex]

Ah the classic "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

[@dumphat]

And "Bullsh*t" "Repeated guns"

[@jetstreamsamsung1753]

5 dollars HE WAS RICH!!!!

[@AudiDex]

@@jetstreamsamsung1753 Bro I posted this 2 years ago how tf did you find my comment-

[@Hydra_Quartz]

SMG4 sound effect

[@jetstreamsamsung1753]

@@AudiDex i didnt found it i though of it

[@cartortoise_0733]

It’s a shame new Smosh fans won’t ever know the name Anthony Padilla.

[@oDogg0206]

We must educate the new fans

[@GrootGosling]

Old or New you are only a true fan of Smosh if you know the man who yelled SHUT UP!!

[@forensickk]

@@GrootGosling ian

[@forensickk]

@@GrootGosling ian

[@JadenAranez]

@Daily Dose Of Stupitity oof we could say smosh got smashed

[@jerry5308]

0:57 villans when the hero is transforming

[@danilau2379]

IMPOSTOR!

[@tahtweirdo2874]

"Five dollars he was rich" **Every 1st grader ever** Edit:A word cause apparently a lot of you come from the grammar police video Edit 2: I will take the L and leave quietly

[@g_winz848]

The_Beef Boss Films thank you for grammar correction (Not Sarcastic)

[@allouimekkiomar8590]

Taht Weirdo Oscar زازظظززابحلى9قج003 1

[@alpacastudiozzz3148]

@@g_winz848 it's not a grammatical error, it's just a spelling error.

[@astrallixr6605]

What is a dollor?

[@randomuser3365]

Lol that’s me 😂😂

[@co1894]

Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Someone’s daughter: 1:28

[@isaacpark5276]

LMAO

[@iyadiyad508]

Bb nbb

[@lukegilbert5184]

Naw that's messed up 😂

[@Kayjay5939]

1:27

[@Kayjay5939]

4:19

[@anasianemo]

I’m so glad Sgt. Anous came back in a recent Smosh sketch 😂

[@joec7217]

Same!

[@busscr]

Have you ever wondered if someone was actually trapped in their closet in a home invasion and watched this video?

[@jessespringer7723]

Cool

[@adeshpoz1167]

Damn

[@idknev]

*ASSDICK*

[@jarodbernarte360]

2:37 *Knocks* "Girl scout cookies" *U G a y o r w h a t?*

[@I_give_up1]

“Let’s try that again!”

[@ChristopherBerdebes]

Do you have the new punch flavor?

[@Bikencarguy]

4:05 every noob in call of duty when they kill someone

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

"Five dollars? He was rich!" Five dollars to me is like a million.

[@scpsuperfan5643]

Oh that me too my house is $4 worth, it's made out of cardboard and a bed made of garbage bags material and no back wall

[@echoepsilon8909]

SCP SuperFan damn bro you are loaded. My house is made out of my destroyed hopes and dreams

[@lithiei]

​@@echoepsilon8909 Damn you guys have houses?

[@catisadisaster2269]

3:44 my math teacher said the exact same thing

[@TheSpy149]

ItsGravityJo read. Not readed.

[@chikinsando]

@@TheSpy149 GRAMMAR POLICE

[@aeuihatlilordofthevoid7879]

@ItsGravityJo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its read bro when you say it its /red/

[@matthewferguson733]

I aw you on how to get away with murder

[@lsgamers7252]

Damn she’s racist

[@noahpetrasko6777]

Dear smosh, thank you for teaching me how to survive a burglary. Without your help I would not have been able to survive a recent burglary. I just moved in to a bad neighborhood and this educational video has kept me and my family safe. Once again, thank you, and tell sgt. Anous thanks, as well as happy veteran's day. -Noah

[@MrCentral5000]

I’m so happy that they are back together 😊

[@MemeLord-ww3nv]

0:43 anyone hear the fart if you have headphones on

[@mantasjango]

Oh yeahXD

[@lekonai]

i got a google ad ;-;

[@lekonai]

but i heard it

[@shobby9994]

I swear it's meant to be like dat

[@mechadoggy]

I heard it even without headphones

[@claireh3326]

"Burglars always hate being killed..." didn't see that coming.

[@Blight_0]

I think this is probably my funniest Smosh video out of all of them, closely followed by Manspider. Ian as Sgt Anous is absolutely hilarious!

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

I absolutely love Ian’s cop character

[@mariarhernandez9501]

0:43 who else herd that fart 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MoonIxght]

Me!!!!!

[@rsegold2805]

I did lol

[@sebastianimage4002]

I did

[@shark20069]

69th

[@isausage6866]

I didn’t at first lmaooo

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs

[@PlayBoiMur]

Arceus Lord of Creation =ASSDICK

[@Whitedude00]

Slash assdick

[@thedon7082]

Arceus Lord of Creation remember your A.S.S.D.I.C.K

[@manny3638]

Or AssDick for short!

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

Arceus Lord of Creation This Pokémon knows its assdick!

[@niv1361]

This is honestly one of Smosh's funniest videos ever!!

[@marijajakovljevic3057]

Tito Acevedo me see what as see d as

[@ANONYMUS-gf6sq]

1:31 granny in a nutshell

[@mytheozero6935]

I have a way to defeat burglars Spit saliva on your hands then CHASE THEM

[@Haircomb23]

What if they have gloves and you can’t touch them with the saliva

[@thegenericsniperbrony2116]

I actually shot a shotgun with a acrylic nails shot the s**t Out of my knees and my knees are faulty and crack like shit

[@thegenericsniperbrony2116]

Dont ask why

[@kristine2493]

8yr olds be like

[@ianerxleben3027]

How I do it:use a reverse card

[@catisadisaster2269]

I love how Sgt. Anous never runs out of bullets

[@zaracondemi6375]

PhanGirling Yandere LOL

[@hamedalazmi2078]

Jj

[@weirdlonelyguy3430]

It hink it is like anus

[@lousr.8460]

Cheat code

[@prabhgandhu3276]

Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere

[@JETPtv]

SMOSHH! you guys inspired us to produce our own videos and now we've just broke over 5000 subscribers. Just wanted to thank you for your hard work dedication and inspiration!!

[@helrishorror]

and now you guys have 800k:) glad you kept at it.

[@yorevv]

Good shit now he's Tommy craze

[@Unknown-fq6sx]

I’m on a nostalgia trip right now

[@thatoneguy3468]

2:09 sooo good

[@xadxtya]

sussy cat

[@mad_prince_2556]

After all this time I am just now noticing that Ian had Fake Nails on the First Scene but Didnt on the Next 😂😂😂

[@ConfusedDonkey]

I remember Sgt. A nous from Grammar Police

[@pauloduleba8313]

U SUCK LORD ENDER

[@ConfusedDonkey]

Thanks i get that alot

[@Shanereichel3952]

Lord Ender I don't think you suck. Deadpool's awesome.

[@oneidazorilla8564]

Giovanni

[@oneidazorilla8564]

Giovanni

[@lukecopeland3593]

God I miss coming home from school and watching these everyday 🥺

[@saiynoq6745]

Who is watching this now that they have smosh back ?

[@TheRedNaxelaYouTube]

I really really really like the bit where the burglar keeps on walking forward "erghh" Reminds me of the sir Lancelot scene in monty python and the holy grail when dramatic music is playing he is running over a hill in the distance. But it keep alternating between some mundane guards and that clip over and over again. Until Lancelot just appears out of nowhere, stabs one of the guards in the chest and runs off whilst the other one just says "hey, thats not very nice is it?"

[@Ethan-yu7kp]

I still feel like I will get in trouble by watching this around my parents

[@dripspits1893]

3:52 now we all know what really happened to Anthony

[@solidsnake2k7]

"4:22" This guy needs to reappear on the new Smosh LOL

[@harrypotter1016]

1:43 look at the reflection in the T.V

[@miguelenriquez6552]

thats a painting

[@sarahmajella1611]

what the heck is that

[@SamuraiXStorm]

That was so creepy

[@seanchiu7128]

why doesn't smosh make videos like this anymore?

[@utoresa5193]

because fuck logic

[@adrevenueplease3704]

+Rylan Ramsey littorly? xD

[@JipsyJeepies]

+Sean Chiu bcuz everyone is exited in captain america civil war

[@alysonsword6495]

the reason why i think is because back in the old days it was just them and than people thougth they were gay so they could not handle that so they got more people so people would not think that any more

[@HITCHICARUS]

+Sean Chiu Here's the thing; when the new members came in, Smosh had a low point (as shown by "6 People 1 Donut" and Food Battle X) but they've learned to use the extra people very well. This gave us "Worst Army Ever," "Hippie Grass Car," and Part Timers which are all amazing additions to Smosh.

[@bigbubbabonney8091]

I miss this kinda Smosh. It’s just not the same now

[@scpsuperfan5643]

Me too....

[@z3n691]

how bout now

[@nathann7759]

i'm here 7 years later because i was looking to see my first liked video ever and this was it. i'm proud

[@Conundroy]

Back when Smosh was good

[@nikiforosekizoglou]

Just Cyanide agreed

[@fredrikholtling6649]

Nikiforos Ekizoglou

[@little-dsr195]

Just Cyanide xD

[@adamganey1976]

Zo ,r PCT ABCD ABCD NCAA Champion 3D mbie_dude u, _W11

[@josegalvan234]

Just Cyanide ijjokkkkk

[@RaelEmpire316]

Sgt. Anous should donate his guns to the army since all the pistols he uses have unlimited amount of ammo.

[@GamingFemboy]

3:50 - when you friend doesn’t believe you.

[@jordanjones6408]

I've laughed more times throughout this video than I have in the past 10 of the newest videos combined

[@katysmith1258]

I miss 2010-2013 smosh :(

[@PersonaMona5264]

I liked it in its early years.

[@PersonaMona5264]

R.I.P Smosh 2010-2013

[@adriancastillo5812]

Are you sure their new videos have better quality and they started using more adult but not adult like at the same time and they have been using a studio more than their smosh house

[@gabeitches3531]

+Katy Spaz Who doesnt

[@esc5085]

+Katy Spaz now they have more actors i liked it when it was Ian and Anthony and then occasionally some other actors like Stevie and ians mom plus alot more XD

[@Dimlol_]

in 0:35 ian nails are long and pink!

[@undertalefan8051]

Ew...

[@latishashanicejones9082]

Yo didn't even see that,hmmm what a miss

[@ianerxleben3027]

;-;

[@shobby9994]

Yeh wtf

[@dominic_gamingyt549]

Is ian gay?

[@thefabulousarchive9892]

A strange and nostalgic recommended section. Appreciated KZbin.

[@mancushrek2194]

1:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dirty.dan37]

He could just call him a nugget

[@chloev6894]

1:20 In the top left corner u can see the microphone. I just noticed that

[@springtrap8052]

I saw the microphone to 😄

[@Callofmysubscribers]

I hate hiu

[@chloev6894]

What?

[@DoggyOfAwsomeness]

I don't think so

[@warrenconstable455]

[@345boneshoss5]

3:42: "I can't tell you 2 apart! All of you white people look the same!" LOL I died.

[@user-fu9ok7zr8j]

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[@khaledkhaled-qj9ck]

345boneshoss jb Ug

[@amandasmith3511]

I'm uufuyyhityj89hjf

[@Davmustan]

How to not get killed by a robber: sneeze on them

[@valtaoi1845]

3:42 looks like we know who is in retribution

[@isaacl.4452]

This is one of my favorite Smosh videos 😂😂😂

[@Link_Hyrule211]

Dam 7ys ago Sorry to tell u I’m from the year 2022 and yt has gone to shit Now even doing so much as breathing wrong is now offensive

[@brannongranillo2701]

4:22 five dollars he was rich

[@HeyMC]

Who's still watching in 2019?

[@memerkidbruh6569]

Me

[@mrxanderly9246]

Me

[@iwonabajer6652]

Me

[@jebstuart9703]

Not me

[@soloco4663]

Hello from the future

[@chrisrilla8021]

1:39 u have no idea how many times this has made me laugh in the last 6 years.

[@SpaceGod718]

I almost shitted myself from laughter lmao

[@gemsicle1720]

in my opinion good smosh was from 2005-2013

[@red24_]

If u dont like smosh then dont watch it smelly pice of sh*t

[@bryanpacheco6951]

Savitr Chauhan he never said he didn't like it he just gave his opinion on when he liked them the most you dumbfuck

[@jamiemarshall6962]

Everything they've done is good, but for me the best is 2009-2014

[@naija6106]

Ghillie's Assassin All Vids From Smosh Were Good For Me Until Anthony Cut Off His Emo Hair

[@fedaalolah1767]

,

[@Hudson325]

Thank you for this tutorial. I needed it LOL

[@nemesis8195]

1:02 i still make the "e e e" joke with my best friend, there is 5 years tho'

[@hyper-realisticblood5724]

0:36 - Did anyone notice Sgt. Anous wearing nail polish?

[@mahbronze4445]

yea hahah anois

[@taylorfetterman9311]

Yes

[@Squaggerself]

yes

[@mythmadic487]

yes

[@mlsrulez6754]

Yeah gay

[@pokemonmaster565]

3 things that happened to me today: 1. My friend told me he hates smosh 2. My friend got hit by a bus 3. I lost my bus drivers licence

[@ELIJAHMASTERX]

Better run, Ian will be coming to arrest you.

[@_.kalico._]

Grumpy Wolf *Sgt. Anous

[@taharithegoat]

POKEMON MASTER Jesus dude 😰

[@Fatandy357]

Grumpy Wolf No. He’ll come and shoot him 1,000,000,000 times 😁

[@purplehouseofficial]

You should have reversed back onto them. Just to be sure that they are dead

[@starwars1744]

The older videos from these guys; early to mid 2000s, were the best.

[@heatherk386]

3:01- anyone else watching the newer Smosh videos and realizing that Ian still has this painting of Anthony?? Lmao

[@libolun0927]

The painting was sergeant anous

[@starlinyn9292]

Thats Ian in the costume and the photo 🤦‍♂️ new fan?

[@heatherk386]

Sorry I must’ve looked at it wrong. Actually I’ve been a fan for a while now, I’m just stupid.

[@starlinyn9292]

@@heatherk386 OK. Yeah wasn't trying to be insulting just asking but it happens I've confused people before

[@jimih8262]

anyone heard the fart at 44 seconds

[@chandlerfinefrock4976]

NOOOO

[@beanboi6053]

I did now xD

[@AKKFS]

yes

[@nekokitty6652]

yea

[@nightmareformula]

YES

[@jenerous8183]

1st ever video i watched on smosh. It's sad that Anthony is leaving.

[@infinitedarkness98]

“Five dollars?? He was RICH!” Mood.

[@AugustF15]

2:30 Let's try that again.

[@febreze9283]

YESS!!!!! They finally made a good one!!!!! Thanks guys, this brings back a lot of good memories from the old days!

[@Roo3471]

3:10 look at the face and lisen to the noise of the burguler

[@chancemaynard378]

Ruth Breakwell lol deadbinside

[@coolkidfardand7063]

@@chancemaynard378 xD

[@marinmaric9583]

One of their greatest videos of all time

[@seid3366]

3:45 Hallmark Christmas movie covers are the definition

[@mrs.hooches9049]

Back when smosh was good

[@brandonmyers5448]

Yeah back in the good old days

[@ashtondavey7409]

So true

[@banhbaomusic5638]

Thank, it's very useful.

[@yousufahmed5345]

Duc anh pro

[@elitecat87_official]

anthony just keep screaming like this 0:19

[@RuneZ07]

It's like the people in thief simulator

[@AbsolAhm]

Oh please please PLEASE!!! Someone bring back this old smosh!!!

[@Emil2151]

The Mannequin Challenge at is best 0:14

[@jacobdodgin6379]

Emilio Lopez ikr

[@louisejones4670]

Emilio Lopez Lel

[@natasharichards8960]

Emilio Lopez

[@Emil2151]

Natasha Richards What?

[@pimchanokwongprasurt3015]

Natasha Richards

[@emmamulholland2073]

Sgt anous' moustache went green at 4:40

[@toxicmasculinity3976]

I can always come back and watch the classics for some entertainment.

[@oilisdabest7904]

1:58 that's a little kid stuck in the mailbox lol

[@playboyspooky663]

I liked it when he was bat murder'red

[@inarilane9189]

Well smosh you seemed to make my day better once again

[@thenewbee5850]

I just started watching Smosh and I'm obsessed with these old vids

[@RYUZAKILL117]

The punch flavor was great, lmao XD

[@jeromewhite1185]

Good times

[@jonathanduarte843]

Jouhnn

[@grukox5160]

wow 5 dollars, Anous must have lived in mansion >D

[@DolanTehDukkehYT]

3:34 imposters be like

[@zedcuh]

It’s not just me researching smosh during Quarintine to remind myself how good life was back than😔

[@areswrath4974]

*A* *S* *S* *D* *I* *C* *K*

[@tomok3733]

STOP BULLING ME

[@lilmess8638]

Ares Wrath ye me too

[@fathmathshifa3443]

@@tomok3733 hi uffhgffg

[@Bronze39]

The golden age of smosh in my eyes

[@Veliooon]

JUST ONE MORE.

[@soulknight5330]

3:43 that is an amazing joke

[@sweet93isme]

this was seriously one of the best you guys have ever done!

[@isaiahrodriguez3289]

you guys are amazing :) keep up the hilarious videos

[@chanjack4065]

0:35 anyone notice his nail XD

[@moai1005]

chan jack dude. Everyone noticed. Obviously.

[@lxmental]

They changed something every shot xD

[@rufilcajelescalda4054]

3:58 that does'nt make any sense...