Recreating TikTok Lifehacks BUT BETTER

[@CourtneySchiffert]

Damien: "This is an easy two-step process." also Damien: "Shayne, this is like step one of three."

[@homiinashack]

CourtneySchiffert I cant like this cause it’s at 69

[@myanniello]

@@homiinashack now u can u dont have excuse

[@skeletonking27]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pj6498]

"don't make resolutions you'll never change" such inspirational people

[@wagonfruitpiano6480]

Proceeds to kick a hamster ball full of salad into a soccer goal, breaking the ball

[@tyranttyrant8035]

I make the same resolution every year "To not have a Resolution"

[@littlefoxboy]

ImArtyBOI Hmmm, resolution paradox I see.

[@wagonfruitpiano6480]

@@littlefoxboy Nah it's not a paradox, he just failed his resolution

[@littlefoxboy]

The Galladiator But the resolution contradicts itself. If you don’t have one it means you succeeded in the resolution that you did have which was not having one etc. Don’t know if it’s the definition of a paradox but it can’t just be a failure due to the inherent contradiction

[@michaelroy6630]

You can tell they're comedians because they don't laugh at the dozens of absolutely hilarious jokes they make, but "WOOOAH OOPS" leaves them rolling

[@yiftahbt]

Like u should

[@Hitachi007]

I swear, I would literally watch an entire channel/series solely devoted to Damien and Shayne just being themselves together. It's so funny and entertaining-- and genuine because of their friendship.

[@justinandamusic]

Oooh! Like Smosh Pit Weekly? I miss that.

[@muneeb-khan]

They're like what Smosh was in 2009. But on Smosh??? Point is I'd watch them doing basically anything.

[@mechadoggy]

Justin Anda This is better than Smosh Pit Weekly

[@justinandamusic]

mechadoggy Oh yeah, I agree.

[@kylersmith5439]

+

[@Mr_Original]

" You see where I'm going? *don't get ahead of me.* " Keeping that quote.

[@mysticaln1299]

Very original lmao

[@Mr_Original]

@@mysticaln1299 That's why I like it so much.

[@BonBon_Mario]

Damien: Have you ever drank bread out of a straw before!? Shayne: YES! Damien: Silent... WHY!!??

[@jackielemire7159]

And then his answer is "Ahh, the economy?" 🤣

[@larajakopin6073]

THE ECONOMY, LISTENNN

[@Scrofar]

tfw you've been Yes, And'd so hard

[@totallynotlost]

eat it or yeet it, obviously 🙄

[@roselynestelle6081]

Thy was he says it is perfect 😂

[@SkateBoardChic001]

I love that Damien is judging the file folder yet he wants to bring a strainer and hamster ball to McDonalds.

[@doomkitty9517]

Nah the balls already there remember 😂

[@tdarkhorse4]

he always brings the strainer with him to make sure the government can't control his thoughts.

[@tiamarie1025]

Damien during Shane’s segments: confused Shane during Damien’s segments: concerned

[@lisav4483]

Other way around 😝

[@theblankyoutuber]

The perfect duo

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Match made in heaven.

[@kooshamokhbery]

Lisa V 😂they’re definitely both confused and concerned of each other. Love it

[@EStramel09]

Damien eating floor salad while flipping off Shayne is my new favorite thing ever.

[@camplemons5663]

I feel it on a spiritual level

[@dtucker3050]

That is my mood when I'm on my period 🥗🖕

[@rivvysue]

yet i still find him attractive 😭😭

[@Lana-ku6fk]

Their laughs are so contagious!! Shayne's is like help-I-can't-breath, and Damian's is like an adorable hyena.

[@kittponton3177]

Lana damien looks like an adorable hyena and i love it

[@joeskull1851]

I actually think that Damien’s laugh is more like an MG42 lol

[@bearded_trumpet_boy2321]

Man I frickin love Damian though, he's one of the funniest people on that show

[@froggy7274]

I fully agree with this comment watching these types of videos with the both of them just makes my day every time

[@vipermain328]

Captain America and Bucky vibes

[@sydneylyman8778]

Shayne and Damien: "we pride ourselves on being very good at improvisation" Also Shayne and Damien: "WOOOOOAHHHHHHH OOOPS"

[@eepersjeepers]

I feel like I just watched two grown men having multiple mental breakdowns and trying their best. It was great thank you

[@gracecw]

Your pfp makes me so happy

[@eepersjeepers]

Grace Wilkins ikr. It’s our boy mgg 💕

[@DamienHaasTV]

Whoooooooaaaaa!!!! ... Oooooops!

[@Batchivee]

I'm actually wheezing omg

[@Lizzy-yl4un]

Ha ha, good one Shayne

[@miraann1929]

Opp

[@Sharye2001]

I’m a start saying this, and then I’m a get my sister to say it with me 😂😂

[@rosehicks5708]

Geniuses 😂😂 this is content lol

[@PopRockandRoll12]

Shayne: S for sprite... *Damien’s panic intensifies* Damien trying to remain calm: No, Shayne. 😂😂

[@soniakwiecinski5120]

Shayne

[@PopRockandRoll12]

Sonia Kwiecinski oh noo, thanks

[@irrelephant732]

Shayne: takes butter and rubs hands Damien: no, ...... nO SHAyne!1!11!!!

[@SunnnE]

I don’t get it??? Someone please explain???

[@irrelephant732]

PixelChef right after that, he poured the Sprite into the file organiser which Damien didn't want to happen xd

[@xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524]

Damien: looks at Shayne in obvious disgust while his friend eats wet fries. Also Damien: literally eats a small wet handful of salad off the floor a few minutes later.

[@xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524]

@serdy ximi yes, I agree; butter is great.

[@Sharye2001]

The look up and down got me 😂😂

[@lemonlemonlemonlemon7494]

we got to witness personal growth in real time :)

[@sannajoestar]

Shayne: S for Sprite Damien: *panicking* Damien: *No ShAyNe*

[@owl-x431]

My only issue with this is that he didn't file the ice under I

[@lifeofricecurry9073]

I’m supposed to be sleeping right now and at this part I started cracking up into my pillow

[@zeekthafreek9492]

Shayne: "so we got sprite" Damien: *No Shayne* Okay, but this made me laugh way too hard 😂

[@insanearachnid4335]

Shayne: and your cats won't mess this up? Damien: exactly Shayne: *press x to doubt*

[@callmekremit7147]

catwithgun 45 no

[@KuroJashin]

This is why Shayne and Damien need a chaperone whenever they’re in a room together. 🤣

[@universegirl1313]

Brianne Olson Okay no They need adulting adults to chaperone for them, not just adults to chaperone.

[@brianammons6787]

Hahaha. I don't even think that would work with those two. Lol. I just relate to them way too much.

[@D4N4Y4]

That’s why they got Sarah 😂

[@clairadavis2284]

Ashley Winchester you killed the fun

[@rudeunicorns]

They do. It’s me. And it doesn’t matter.

[@matruxa1]

2019: "let's get this bread" 2020: "gotta get that bread out"

[@magdalenagiselle786]

guess we got that bread after all

[@Hzsound]

matruxa1 🍞 💰

[@sketchandstuff1911]

The only word I see in this sentence is bread! Now I want bread! Actually I want food is general!

[@sonjalam3843]

This whole video is just Damien: Shayne, no. Shayne: Shayne, *yes*

[@commentingoneveryvideoisee69]

Shayne is to stubborn to listen to Damien 😂😂😂

[@bettyboyjensen1830]

Nicole McNeill *too

[@jdstearman]

Shayne is the embodiment of Smosh's version of chaotic good in this video.

[@redrk9731]

@@bettyboyjensen1830 too**

[@bettyboyjensen1830]

@@redrk9731 star placement doesn’t matter dude it’s both correct

[@Kaitlynsulli]

Shayne: puts hands on butter Also Shayne: instant regret

[@mcubxrnes6715]

Shayne: and then we got sprite Damien, who immediately regrets having Shayne go along with his plan: (completely monotonous) no, shayne....... no shayne

[@fannylindstrom666]

When people say "just guys being guys" this is what they mean

[@pineapplemaster6158]

If this is what they truly mean then sign me up where can I get friends like this xD

[@RansfieldProdution]

Well first you need to get fired from disney

[@Xplr42]

Just a couple of guys bein dudes

[@yt-sh]

@@Xplr42 1 feet apart

[@syra1541]

@@RansfieldProdution Jake paul

[@radicxl6802]

This show should be called: the Topp life hacks tiktok Haas

[@Hesterasamoore]

This does not have enough likes😂

[@catiemae4407]

This should have more likes 😂 this is amazing

[@kirstenmcfarlane9727]

omg this is amazing !!!!!!

[@chrispypatatato6033]

WOOOOOW!!

[@Dark0neone]

I don't get it. Is it a disney joke? lmao

[@rainybabe3]

Shayne: “got that wet burger” *immediate fear*

[@Mr_Original]

I didn't realize what you meant until I actually watched that part. 🤣

[@gill_bhai6886]

Yo that’s the dumbest thing I have ever see

[@leannesathiyaseelan5485]

No he did not

[@drpibisback7680]

From the makers of "Burger, but Cold," it's: Burger, but Wet!

[@carrottime2473]

This video should be renamed “Shayne and Damien abusing food for 20 minutes”

[@lexieamya]

shane: “this is the worst thing we’ve ever made” reading courtney’s middle school diary video: *i beg to differ*

[@lexieamya]

this was a joke i promise

[@snuisand193]

then beg

[@funbrickstudios1956]

Shayne*

[@matthiasb1215]

Im hungry now

[@starry3yed00]

I love how you had to clarify because of how sensitive some people on the internet can get😂😂

[@laney4577]

Shane: "It's not a problem" Me: It'S nOt A pRoBlEm AnY mOrE

[@pyonpyon2341]

Where my holosexuals at 👏👋

[@asparkleofgrace1648]

Was thinking the same thing😂

[@insanecatqueen1442]

Evidently, we're everywhere.

[@ralphwiggum4107]

💿💿💿💿💿💿💿 Cristine would be proud

[@kyraloy2808]

I read this and I just want to yell BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN What dO yAA ThInk aaaaaaahhhhhhh

[@gavinyoung7913]

When Shayne is holding the butter. “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” that had me laughing for literally 30 minutes😂😂😂

[@thatonedude1087]

Precisely

[@brinnf]

Damien: eats salad off floor 🥗 Shayne: disgusted, yet laughing at Damien, and his own idea for telling Damien to eat salad off of the floor

[@tropicalfussy1832]

Damien and Shayne laughing together like that is just *heaven*

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Pretty much.

[@aslib1326]

💯

[@kingkana18]

Shayne: *takes out a blowtorch* Damien: actually christ, what are you about to do? HAHAHAHAHA

[@acemikado4048]

When he kicked that ball I woke up my roomate because I was laughing so hard he thought I was crying. Whoooah. Ooooooopps!!

[@AliceRinGameLand]

You missing two h's and need less o'

[@sydneya4491]

Shayne: Can I ask what this goal post is for? Damien: Its a surprise tool that will help us later!

[@whateverworksmate.721]

You won't if you value your eyes.

[@seanlanders4180]

Narrator: *it didn't help them later*

[@Orah90]

Shayne: An we've got the Sprite Damien: NO SHAYNE

[@downwiththatk5281]

Shayne: its holding its holding *Drops* "It's totally fine my McDonald's fine" *Opens* *Starts eating*😂😂 that got me!

[@Mr_Original]

Shayne: "Got those all over the place." **places sauce cups on top of kingdom** Damien: **visible and audible amusement**

[@crimsonvictory4344]

Hes also eating old Mcdonald's

[@Sharye2001]

Shayne: “Look, No! It’s holding, it’s all-” *File organizer falls and crashes 5 feet to the floor and sprite spills out* Me: *Dies laughing* 💀😂 Also Snapchat hacks, Pinterest hacks, school hacks, *ALL* the hacks 🥗🥗🥗🥗

[@katrinaosborne901]

I rewatched that part about 3 times

[@Sharye2001]

Katrina Osborne same 😂 what made it funnier is when he tried to catch it 😂😂

[@katrinaosborne901]

@@Sharye2001 ikr

[@sierrapaige6326]

Troom Troom hacks

[@xCaptainChloex]

Yeah, those hacks are pretty great 🥗

[@lolipomfp]

This is how many people that want episode 3 of "Shayne and Damien's very useful hacks" ↓

[@greg5494]

joKEsS_ no thank you

[@ellieanderson1312]

The number of likes fits with this series perfectly

[@lolipomfp]

@@ellieanderson1312 this is the first time looking at this comment in abt 2 months and I did not expect this at all

[@ellieanderson1312]

@@lolipomfp Someone ruined it 😒

[@lolipomfp]

@@ellieanderson1312 sadly, but it's fine cos it'll always be in our hearts

[@ZaffyKake]

Damien: D-d-dont eat that it’s hecka old Shane: *takes bite*

[@ZaffyKake]

plz like its my bday

[@keturahjackson6762]

@@ZaffyKake happy birthday! ☺

[@garagebandchild1695]

Carol Zaf happy birthday! Im still not liking tho... sorry

[@faithg_ne]

*Shayne and I shall like-

[@jakeon-s8904]

happy b-day. stop fishing for likes though.

[@gentlemanmadness607]

"it's still a McDonald's salad, witch is the epitome of saying your going to try, but your not going to try that hard." Me:lmao quote of the new year.

[@clouds3002]

**which**

[@Spencer_G]

The sound of the crew moaning at the mess from the salad literally caused me asphyxiation from laughter

[@Sharye2001]

They sound the miis on wii sports 😂

[@davidfortier6976]

I especially like Sarah Whittle's comments and stage directions.

[@nathanwilson5869]

Feels good to see Shane and Damien being best friends and yelling at each other

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Their friendship is what I strive for in life.

[@CarlosRamirez-jz4jy]

Smosh: Guy's we need a video to fill the space between sketches Everyone: Just put Damien and Shaybe on the same room together doing something. Shayne and Damien: TIKTOK!

[@v-mouse]

Why did my Head shouted tiktok in shaynes and damiens Voice?

[@TaeCampbell219]

@@v-mouse same 😂😂😂

[@jamminjunjun]

7:21 best laugh duo ever

[@gthiccc4615]

A forever mood : *Damien eating salad off the floor while flipping everyone off*

[@mechadoggy]

19:06

[@nycerrr]

mechadoggy lmao do u just go around in the comments and put time stamps in the reply’s 😂

[@mechadoggy]

•Gãchà Pásteł• Yes, they’re like video bookmarks for moments that I like whenever I return to these videos

[@rosenzauber4839]

"this is a two step process" "shayne , we are only at step one of three"

[@liminal91]

rosenzauber his name is Shayne

[@red.gem_]

Jane Topp, my favourite smosh member

[@goshdangit4503]

JanE-

[@redcell2]

Look I'm trying okay....

[@rosenzauber4839]

@@redcell2 lol OKAYY 😂 I changed it, hope you can pet your grandmas cat in peace now ✌️

[@nadjaboskovic7596]

No one: Shane: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[@ziyalr_05]

Damian: This is like a 2 step process. Also Damian: We’re on step like 1 out of 3.

[@jackkook7349]

Hmmm, yes, much original ...

[@danaliyuechang]

Damien*

[@spektrekrom2981]

nobody: not one soul: Damien: E V E N D I S T R I B U T I O N

[@s.l.4704]

Evenly distributed all over the floor

[@dankikalamari6293]

_When you and your brother try to get your mum back but instead lose your arm, leg and his body in the process:_ 7:14

[@whateverworksmate.721]

I... Wow.

[@constantTVstatic]

You okay there?

[@angelesdenniso.1059]

FMA ref

[@drpibisback7680]

If AMV Hell were still a thing, I would demand someone do that as a clip.

[@kira_is_great6756]

Damian: It’s a *two* step process! Also Damian: Shane, we are only on like step one out of *three.*

[@tinydancer8304]

Me: * clicks video * * sees Damien spit lettuce everywhere * Also me: *YES*

[@kaldogorath]

You: * clicks video * * sees Damien spit lettuce everywhere * Also you: *YES*

[@martinsalazar1077]

Nick Miller: you: * clicks video * * sees Damien spit lettuce everywhere * Also you: YES

[@franciscobolivar4045]

Oh my god when they both say “woahhhhhhhhh oopppss”had me laughing soo hard 🤦‍♂️

[@laurenmeeks9083]

Damien: “Shayne...Shayne no.” “You’re going to have to apologize to Yasmine for this”😂

[@alextrollip7707]

HE SAYS THAT Then the salad ball

[@lethfuil]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@meghannicole1474]

Damien: Tries to perfect salad dressing distribution. Shayne: Questions their entire friendship. 😂

[@jasonbeck4782]

I always love how the producers give them a hard time for like not giving structured content, but honestly I could just watch hours of shayne and Damien goofing off like this hahahah.

[@flyingmous3535]

I’ve never laughed so hard as when Damien kicked the hamster ball and salad went everywhere

[@KimberlyNicole3999]

“And there are rodents everywhere I assume one of them has a ball” that’s something I try not to think about, thanks.

[@jacobrumer2057]

They should do a whole “but better” series

[@samearllugtu9695]

Shayne: It’s my cheat day Smosh: You wanna film it?

[@shelgrinstead5583]

“This is the castle where Lady Marian lives and takes the eyes of bad little boys.” Is Damien okay?

[@thesedudesvlogs7297]

From all his mistakes probably not 😂😂😂

[@galev3955]

I love how much Shayne just commits to that part about the burger file XD

[@rileybrown6289]

Damien and Shayne: *Makes funny catchphrase* Damien: haha Shayne: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAAH love you guys

[@whateverworksmate.721]

That's their entire dynamic. Everytime Shayne laughs it's like he's hard the funniest thing in the world.

[@madie582]

I never realized how chaotic shayne was until this series...

[@SecondEvilEx]

You haven't seen chaotic Shayne till you've seen spin the bottle where Keith peels a banana with his feet

[@amandajosephine586]

Total Shayne and Damien chaos has me laugh crying, more sillies of just these bois!

[@piccasobeatd.9264]

Damien: this is the castle ground where lady Marian sips her tea everyday and takes the eyes of bad little boys! Shayne: ........Right

[@mechadoggy]

9:16

[@madid7]

“It’s not bad, it’s just not perfect.” How I’m motivating myself in 2020

[@shadowz6836]

Don't mind me, just making timestamps for myself 4:12 5:59 13:48 18:51

[@3llevate]

19:19 that Damien laugh

[@internationaljournal1]

13:48 was the funniest

[@notgoodwithnames78]

“This is the castle where lady Marian sips her tea and takes the eyes of little boys!” Damien... what?

[@peepeepoopoo8271]

Shayne:*struggles to get straw into cup* Damien: so this requires two people Me:*goes to McDonald’s at 2 in the morning by myself* Me:*PAnics*

[@miz3005]

*pAnICs*

[@lilypop3783]

*two

[@joilong7385]

"See its holding. Its holding." *drops holder two times and Sprite goes everywhere* "it's holding."

[@adorkablesos5087]

"do you guys have a catchphrase after doing the hacks?" Me: *LIFE BETTERERS*

[@Sighsgirl]

YES

[@SleepyKi]

adorkablesos OMG

[@Fletchayabetcha]

throwback

[@dizzywolf6211]

LIFE BETERERERERS

[@Maedara]

omg i feel so old now that's 6 years ago

[@odgykins]

5:55 "I'm gonna need you to apologize to Yasmine who's gonna have to deal with all of this when you're done" *Flashforward to* 18:54

[@pensauer]

Why do they low-key remind me of Steve and Bucky

[@starxset6974]

yesssssss dumb bestfriends!!! I love marvel

[@mechadoggy]

They’re better than Steve and Bucky

[@arrowheadedbword]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@firmanchristiansianturi4794]

Steve and Bucky were never a comedic duo

[@camplemons5663]

@@firmanchristiansianturi4794 not intentionally

[@katfullbuster7516]

This is literally just Shane and Damien judging each other

[@ghutted4515]

Oh boy... The boys are back at it again w/ that chaotic energy ey😔🤟🏻 Happy 2020 🤩✨

[@samaroar8550]

13:54 My teacher when she sees what I answered...

[@baston3205]

This should be a series and the name of it being “WOOOAAAAHH OOOOOPS”

[@noellevernon7353]

Baston they should make merch that says that😂😂

[@itsvictoriae6987]

8:48 “Oh you don’t live with cats and don’t have to live in constant danger of them being like: ‘Yeet!’” I can relate to that

[@quackery408]

When Damien has to say “no that’s a bad Shayne” you know you have to be concerned

[@uhejnjd]

I feel like this show really puts us into a normal day with Shayne and Damien

[@caraxx7948]

"there is rodents everywhere, I'm assuming one of them has a ball" WHAAAT 😂

[@doomkitty9517]

Sarah sounds so sick of their shit 😂😂😂 I love how chaotic Shayne and Damien are 😂 never change

[@madisonbarnicoat3105]

Anyone: Why did you do that..... Shane: the economy

[@kirstenmcfarlane9727]

this is my nee response to everything

[@S_hiiny]

madison dog lover Shayne **

[@lucysaidstobit8150]

Shayne: So you bring this to Macdonald * bring out file organizer* Damien: * I need a new friend*

[@rebeccatrape6341]

And then proceeds to bring a strainer and a hamster ball himself.

[@joie98]

seeing two fully grown men get legitimately worked up over blocks is something i never knew i needed until now.

[@zephyrscythe3743]

"What's the goalpost for?" - 7:55 Damien could've just told him right then it's for the salad dressing and Shayne still would have been completely lost

[@screamsformemes]

Shayne: *dumps sprite into a file organizer* Me: *visibly cringes*

[@sshawauthor4583]

I actually yelled lol 😂

[@easycheesy5717]

Damien’s “no Shayne” is everything

[@zoeym5494]

I've just come to terms with the fact that when i click on a Shayne and Damien video by the end I'll have cry laughed at least once

[@chloeashby4632]

*No one:* *Literally no one:* *Shayne and Damien:* *WOAHHHHH* *we need more of these two, they're so hilarious together 😂*

[@avianace6201]

Ooooooops

[@BIGDADDYRAY18]

This comment made absolutely no sense

[@audih0e]

Smosh literally just made a sketch about why this meme format is garbage

[@chloeashby4632]

@@BIGDADDYRAY18 They say it at 7:15 and I just found it funny 😂

[@BIGDADDYRAY18]

@@chloeashby4632 but the format you used made no since

[@mariancowan6007]

Damien: *talks about what Maid Marian does in her castle* Me: *visibly shocked as I sip my tea and take the eyeballs of bad little boys*

[@v-mouse]

What were their doing?

[@zestysalamander163]

When Damien loses his mind, I'd like to submit this as evidence.

[@grayfortress31]

When Shane dropped the file organizer I was eating and I almost chocked... “ITS FINE, ITS FINE”

[@happycanadian3724]

Never change stay the same -Quote of the week Shayne topp 2020

[@kindahatepigeons]

shane and damien alone together radiate a vibe that i want always

[@Swagat610]

We want more Shayne, Damien and 2 cold brew coffees

[@Sharye2001]

YEAAAHH!!’ 😜

[@gillianrodriguez2898]

I love Damien's and Shayne laugh so much Edit: wow I have never gotten more than 4 likes before.

[@godofpunder1875]

The laughter these guys share when they crack each other up is the most contagious thing ever.

[@bellasmith8774]

Nobody: Damien: *basically being the Mr. Rodgers of 2020 with that Lego castle*

[@SecondEvilEx]

Mans is living in the year 2030