Snap N Slice | Infomercialism

[@bizarroman69]

"Does it cut cheese?" The internet waits holding it breath.... YES! *The internet erupts in cheers and applauses*

[@adamsimmons631]

I can’t believe how Gouda it is

[@Larry]

The blades are supposed to be stuck at the bottom Mike, the other blade are off set, so you can have thinner slices. It even shows you in the infomercial clips you used :D

[@tonk82]

Yup. But Mike doing things wrong is almost a classic at this point xD

[@BrosephMerrick]

This is classic Mike Jeavons. Half the reason I watch is for the cringe-porn of watching him not read any instructions. Honestly I had been worried recently because he hasn't really been missing stuff like this lately.

[@herbiehusker1889]

Hello you!

[@skweek256]

"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" - The entire comments section in every Infomercialism comments section

[@jaynadiah5498]

lol when even mikes fellow youtuber friends have had enough and start telling him hes doing it wrong hahaha.... to be fair though.... i tell him hes doing it wrong all the time but thats what makes his channel so funny.... i half think he does it wrong now on purpose cas he knows thats what gets him views... if not... then damn...

[@Dreadjaws]

Mike, you really need to make more of these with Grace. She probably would realize all the stuff you miss.

[@jaynadiah5498]

it wouldnt be any fun if he did everything right though! :)

[@jamiegreenham4140]

As most people have stated. The blades are meant to stay in. They overlap with the blades you put in to get very thin slices.

[@patapatasel]

Sooo... Nobody noticed the best quote on the box? "Better experience in organization and better for your faminly?" - I could almost hear our Dr. Stuart Ashen chortling at that!

[@Isolder74]

It just needs some Chef Excellence.

[@GriffandZeus]

The ad says for thick slice just snap out the thin slice blade, implying BOTH are needed for the thin.

[@jonathanm2690]

Every night before I go to sleep, I load up the infomercial playlist and fall asleep to Mike's annoyance at products :)

[@kvoltti]

For the love of.... the second set of blades is offset so you can make thiner slices. They show it in the comercial.

[@MattThePharaohWizard]

I was yelling that so loud at my phone

[@scotthurr5925]

It might be more expensive, but I love your Infomercialism videos the best. TBH those are the only ones I watch.

[@frankvalentich5410]

You still do these... what an amazing man you are! I remember watching your infomercial riffs when I was fourteen, maybe fifteen... and now, here I am a grown man and you've still got it!

[@pegasos1986]

My guess is that it is correct that the black square came out without the blades because you are supposed to replace it with the other part with the additional blades - to have them in addition to those in the snap N slice. So You aren't supposed to get two only slightly different sets of slices but have the option to have slices half as thick as the standard.

[@SuiYo]

my thoughts exactly

[@ElaMongrella]

Exactly. They even say so in the infomercial. Also, I'm sure the square cutter goes in the smaller holder, and the round one goes in the bigger one in the back, lol

[@chickenw1re]

@@ElaMongrella I'm fairly sure Mike does this on purpose to get more comments.

[@gimok2k5]

They even show that in the ad. And I bet there is a manual that would also explain that. But we can't read manual or pay attention!

[@soundscape26]

Of course.

[@tanyasobsessions2131]

Thanks SO much for continuing to do these as they really help lift me up during these hard times!

[@BowserTheSecond]

It wouldn't be an episode of Infomercialism if Mike didn't end up using the product wrong.

[@paulhammons7077]

He cut the cucumber 🥒 length wise. Oh that one never gets old.

[@jackmcslay]

"Cut through all foods" I'd like to see someone try it with raw pumpkins.

[@nicolesanford7847]

Or some rutabaga

[@inventiveusername5191]

Or one of those extra-large gobstoppers.

[@osgeld]

read the darn instructions mike, the infomercial said there's a thin cut and a wide cut option, basic guess would be to remove the black part and install both sets of blades for thin cut... (its really quite obvious)

[@soundscape26]

That was a low IQ moment for him... seemed pretty obvious.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

"The serrated blades instantkly cut through all foods. Oh, thank goodness! I was wondering how I was going to cut my soup into bite-sized portions!

[@witchy90210]

I think the other set of blades is for dicing or getting thinner slices, not a different blade.

[@hello7533]

5:30 "Thats milking the cucumber quite ferociously" I should call her 🤔

[@IAMJAG108]

Apparently in his own words, Mike likes 'milking the cucumber quite ferociously...." Someone collect these quotes and make the next Carry On film, please.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

"Don't put your pee pee in it!" - Doug Marcaida, probably.

[@butterflyslinky]

You click those things like a dad with barbecue tongs.

[@gilgammesh1]

Every male has to click any device like these multiple times before first use. It's a universal rule of manhood.

[@Beriorn]

But does it cut chee- _holy shit it does_

[@kshadehyaena]

Oh man, I got one of those square ones as a standalone at an intentionally shitty secret santa. It cuts but feels dangerously flimsy to use, also the small size makes it kinda pointless.

[@justme002]

So proud of you using a proper cutting board!

[@rebasack21]

I love that the slicer that wasn't even in the infomercial turned out to be the one that worked the best.

[@icecranberry2148]

You can see it at 9:15 though! 9:26 probably too!

[@PhoenixHealing]

As someone who can't cut nice neat strips of anything, I could probably use that product

[@applegal3058]

I do a lot of bottling and dehydrating, so with lots of produce to chop, this thong could be handy!

[@RDeathmark]

It kind of crushed the Cucumber because essentially you went 'against the grain' of the Cucumber with the blades

[@AntiTrustLawsuit]

You were definitely channeling your inner infomercial host you should consider doing a mock episode where you try to sell a fake product or maybe an existing one. I believe there's even a Jack box where you draw and then have to pitch some product that would be great to watch you do

[@Izzzygaming355]

Do Sea Monkeys Again!! Here’s some tips to improve on Sea Monkeys: Mike, you’re obviously not seeing them. Plus, when they first hatch they’re SUPER tiny to see them. Here’s the things you did wrong to improve next time: 1. You didn’t feed them. When you feed them you’re supposed to see algae at the bottom of the tank. It’s PRETTY CLEAR that you haven’t been feeding them once a week. 2. You have to keep an eye on them ALL THE TIME. If you don’t keep an eye on them, you won’t see if they have hatched or not. My Sea Monkeys hatched within a couple of hours. 3. You didn’t use distilled water! Distilled water has the more nutrients for the Sea Monkeys rather than Tap Water. I used distilled water and they are as healthy as they can be! 4. You overfilled the tank! Now this may seem to us that this is not a big deal, but it’s a HUGE deal for the Sea Monkeys. Keeping the water at the line means you only have to do 1 pack of Water Purifier, and the Sea Monkey eggs! Hope you guys take my advice!:)

[@nieznajomy4398]

correction, distilled water is pure water, it doesn't have anything than just water (so no nutrients), tap water have minerals and other elements that can be toxic because they don't have a way to "escape" from the tank.

[@freack3333]

We had something like this in our house... 30 years ago. its neither new or revolutionary. 😂

[@soundscape26]

But was it German engineered?

[@betamax80]

Pretty much a JML Nicer Dicer.... the different inserts make a lot more sense in that one.

[@DjVortex-w]

Relatively accurate advertising? What sorcery is this?

[@theodorelehman]

Hey now, here in 'Murica what people put on their burgers is the only thing we don't judge them on.

[@BOFAFett]

The round one goes in back

[@TroubleToby3040]

"Strips of Meat!" Somebody just figured out what he's calling his new "gentleman's club". 👍👍👍

[@michellev8475]

I came for the infomericalism and lost interest with all the "week ons," but definitely appreciate a return to mocking TV's best products. lmao

[@itsaaron9090]

It looks like a cool sports car

[@tanyasobsessions2131]

you could also put the food you make in the gyro bowl while using your simply fit board for exercise 🤣

[@RynKen]

Taking bets! In regards to his blade switching mistake, will Mike... 1. Ignore the correction and move on with his life. 2. Double down and shame those that mentioned it. 3. Acknowledge his misunderstanding and use the device as intended.

[@alastair852]

I got $50 on 1!

[@Tangarisu]

So its a paper cutter, but for vegetables.

[@owensjl65]

Yes. Yes. A new infomercialissssmmmmm. Life is good.

[@KonElKent]

Yay! New Informercialism!

[@leeandmandybattersby5958]

do you not add the orher blades to the ones already there to make it thinner and the ones already on are the bigger cut

[@Tillyard86]

This looks okay but how long would it work for? All blades need to be sharpened after a while.

[@Isolder74]

That’s why they use serrated blades. It lets them seem sharp for longer. They are basically cheating.

[@whiterabbit75]

Another video from good ole' Mike "Reading Instructions is for Sissies" Jeavons.

[@timha4102]

I'm under the impression you put the slicers in the wrong holes on the stand. Not that that would make the product less bad, though.

[@BrandonMichelle]

WILLY! PUT YOUR WILLY IN IT!

[@Lunarbob19]

I thought quite a long time ago he stopped neglecting to read the instructions.

[@JustBeingAlive]

Ah yes! I remember your problem with cheese and those products. Glad this worked 😎

[@sphinx3r]

Maybe for your next game review you can do one of those boxes for babies where you have to put the right block in the right hole. It seems you struggled a bit at the start, trying to fit the larger chopper in the smaller slot in the holder, and subsequently wondering why the smaller one was loose in the larger slot.

[@Bobba_raekus]

There's GOT to be a better way!

[@CAHENRIKSEN]

This is clearly a knock off item. Absolutely none of the branding is correct.

[@changingme1412]

My friend has one. I can hardly get anything chopped in it. Can't press hard enough. I like knife and cuttingboard

[@dangerotterisrea]

That's going to be a terrible jug of Pimm's

[@Haplo699g]

Product= Pass Mike= Fail

[@GiddeonFox]

"better for your faminly"

[@sakumisan]

Its 2022 Mike can we do better than 720p?

[@prudies.3375]

Great vid!

[@pjm2932]

@MikeJeavons curious Mike, is the ‘Film Thought’ channel over with?

[@ashkitt7719]

If you need to cut a lot of things, just get a v-slicer or better yet a mandoline.

[@deeconstruction8163]

Chopper is a euphemism for penis? What are you using them for over there?

[@Interstellar0range]

All foods?! Can't wait to cut through soup!

[@camerononeal3855]

German engineering you say that's why it looks like a cool sports car wonder where crazy dubbed horst fuchs is

[@ziggarillo]

If you watch the sellers video you'll see the blades don't come out, you just add the second blades for thinner slices not thicker. You need to pay attention.

[@ollieb9875]

Michael Chopperhands..🤔

[@Johnnyafc]

Willy in it 🫣

[@samhenwood5746]

What a brilliant video 🤪

[@DisneyMarkUK]

Oooo we had one of these, totally pointless but not the shittest As seen on TV gadget I’ve bought. Obviously it went in the bin after a few years but I don’t regret it. Much.

[@davidyoung6608]

Hahaha great review man.

[@Emperor-of-the-Tuna-Fish]

Chicken strips: exist Mike: 🤢

[@herbiehusker1889]

Mike, did you cut the cheese?

[@Smmmile]

Your volume is a bit low compared to the sound of the commercial.

[@christinecreasey2342]

Do you hold on to these gadgets?

[@dracofirex]

Cheese success!

[@Rpground]

Again, why would anyone even use this if you are already dirtying a knife to cut these things into small enough pieces so it will fit inside this thing? You're just making a bigger mess by dirtying more stuff. Then you gotta take it a part to even wash the thing, can't sharpen the blades either...at least no easily...so pointless.

[@jamesfry8983]

Captain chopper and his heroic sidekick wang boy, I need a cartoonist to take me up on that find my email on profile and yes im being serious

[@Yippykiyay1985]

Wish you read the instructions some times Mike lol

[@tyrongkojy]

choppy chop

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

He made the world's worse saled

[@jagjay8033]

user error read the instructions thats what they are for

[@christinecreasey2342]

Id be putting potatoes 🥔 to the test

[@markiangooley]

RTFM. It’s not really much funnier if you don’t.

[@jaynadiah5498]

whenever you buy a product that has the intention to interact with food you must wash it first..... i hope you didnt eat any of ther food products you sliced with that

[@jaynadiah5498]

omg you didnt wash them first? ewww... also clearly the big round one goes in the back as that holder is clearly bigger.. honestly mike come on

[@KakarotOwns]

Just not good with hard stuff.

[@Sarlacc_]

lay off the nose candy Mike

[@jankjason]

Well I'm the 666th liker, I don't know how to feel about this.

[@soundscape26]

German engineered... ffs

[@philipareed]

Clearly showed you need to use both hands. You do this incorrectly on purpose, don't you, Michael? Don't you..?