Frogger But It's Exactly How We Never Wanted Him

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Mar - / yourfriendmar
Red - / redbuddi
Marble - / marblecantus
Chase - / clown_depot
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[@dekucake4395]

"I wish I may, I wish I must, I wish to meet a princess before I bust!" I'm sorry, *_w h a t ?_*

[@newbaggett]

**Pallete/Smell-cleansing cough** Ha-oh my god! Why is this dumpster on fire! *IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN 5 MINUTES!*

[@KAMFP]

Frogger finna bust

[@acetrigger1337]

O_o i thought i misheard it... but holy sh*t.

[@diskdem0n]

@@acetrigger1337 get him a princess. *NOW* NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HIM "BUST"

[@persomiissleepy]

Excuse me police.

[@projectD1S]

Frogger was born with glass bones and paper skin, every day he breaks his legs, and every night he breaks his arms

[@projectD1S]

*Afternoon sorry

[@quantumblur_3145]

My brain is plagued by memes, causing me to take damage from the end of that comment

[@IceDragon289]

At night, he lays awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Plot twist the game is set in hell where frogger is being punished for his lust a his punishment is that he has to go on a useless quest where every move he makes shatters his bones

[@jordanholstein8023]

He lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep

[@pizzaandpillowforts]

WOULDNT NAMING A FROG "TADPOLE" BE LIKE NAMING AN ADOLESCENT "INFANT"?

[@Robin0928]

"Hello, this is my son... BABY!"

[@ghostya-1]

Hey, have you met my friend Humaner?

[@megabyte1302]

Like naming a child "Guy"

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

@@Robin0928 no you name a horse “Baby.” Also I typed in “hore” while trying to type in “horse,” why?

[@damnautus]

@@megabyte1302 guy fieri

[@TeamNutshell]

This game feels like a CreepyPasta where the game is very cursed but there are no direct scares so a redditor is giving a vague recollection of experiencing the game at their divorced dad’s house when they were 9 but no one can comprehend their terror of the spinning cow head if they did not witness it themselves.

[@niall62]

every copy of Frogger: The Great Quest is personalised

[@aymuhspunj]

The creepypasta about a cursed game but the game isn't cursed at all and the main character just has schizophrenia.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

@@aymuhspunj Heavy Rain

[@Axebassist]

ngl my siblings and i had a bug happen to us that made an enemy in a later part of the game just, not stop chasing us, ever. gave me nightmares as a kid.

[@goosebums67]

Aka, the best kind of creepypasta

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

"it's pog or die dude" is the hardest thing i've ever lived to hear.

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

In this world it's Pog or Be Pogged

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@angeloabbatiello4755 it's really not

[@thrownstair]

Pog And Destroy

[@Sceledrus]

Rip and Pog

[@DirkIronside]

2:55

[@ChongoShow]

Rewatching this is a religious experience

[@Kittygames50]

There is no god here.

[@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577]

@@Kittygames50 no god. only frogs

[@sheebiedeebie]

Me too LMAO

[@rocklee7737]

@@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577 no frog. only frog.

[@blue_bird_2485]

rewatching anything on this channel is a religious experience

[@PostalAngular]

reeling from Ryan proclaiming that there is a Trevor McElroy and their name came from a cool frog name list

[@user-pd2mp8nk5g]

Also regardless Trevor is not a good name for a frog.

[@SleepyTreant]

@@user-pd2mp8nk5g tell that to Neville Longbottom

[@belle9618]

@@SleepyTreant that was a toad smh

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

@@belle9618 Its an amazing toad name

[@user-pd2mp8nk5g]

@@friendoftheoyster3906 actually I agree. Terrible frog name, but great toad name.

[@Jay_Rodimus]

16:53 Oh god, them quoting Shark Tale in fucking unison with zero context is friendship goals 🤣

[@SleepyTreant]

4:22 I WAS EATING AND CHOKED ON MY FOOD YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT, BRANQUE

[@diamondmetal3062]

Find the princess before I *B u s t*

[@tomdragamer]

16:10 THAT MOSQUITO WASN"T EVEN ANIMATED IT WAS T-POSING UNNACEPTABLE BROKEN GAME 0/10

[@RemHayden1806]

WHY DOES PENNY HAVE SUCH A CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER

[@c1nnamodoll]

IT REALLY IS A PROBLEM SIPPING ANY LIQUID WHILE WATCHING PENNY'S VIDEOS IS SUCH A GAMBLE

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

@@c1nnamodoll what's a happy life without any risk

[@DarkDekicDuka]

Is this Penny a boy or girl? Cause it looks like a dude, yet wears make-up. The hell is going on here?

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@DarkDekicDuka Nah Penny is a girl.

[@DarkDekicDuka]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez Born a girl or a man who thinks he’s a girl?

[@WumpaClock]

The first thing that they screwed up in this game is the fact that, canonically, Frogger can not swim.

[@obviousghost5895]

25:37 TOOK A HARD TURN INTO NIGHTMARE FUEL HOLY HELL

[@TheBonkleFox]

Penny's cries of terror in that moment are some of the most genuine ones I've seen in my life

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@TheBonkleFox Not unlike her reaction to Mr X the Tank Engine

[@lowhp_comic]

@@malachiatkinson7245 or getting snatched by the hex Markiplier cast on her

[@squiddler7731]

I love how she asked if it was gonna kill her in-game and then it just did something infinitely worse

[@RacingSnails64]

I wasn't scared by the cow, but I did mouth "what the fuck" when I saw that. Because why the fuck would it do that?

[@TheKingGobbo]

The point where they started mumbling “you’re the best” was so haunting, I felt like I walked into a seance where they’re all chanting to resurrect the mystical frog deity Branque...

[@ChongoShow]

imdabes

[@TheKingGobbo]

That’s the ancient text of the Fellowship of the Frogger

[@childmanmanreal]

@@ChongoShow lesdoit

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

19:03 Slick Willy: "the river princess?" Mar: **busts**

[@NCTStudio]

Frogger: The Great Idiot

[@traxthetrashwizard]

When the cow's head started spinning, I legitimately dropped my phone in terror!

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Why...? Why did you do that devs?

[@TheBonkleFox]

The nightmare

[@enimo9241]

That was like this game's equivalent of the piano with teeth in Super Mario 64

[@Fueledbystardust]

14:18 I love how the discord list on the side expanded when everyone said mmmmmm

[@123engis]

the discord overlay in the corner showing whos talking is really helpful!! my me has autism and i have a hard time differentiating voices :'-3

[@opiksa519]

gang gang

[@quantumblur_3145]

gang gang

[@Fuchsia_tude]

All I really know are Red, Chase, and Marbs

[@lrgogo1517]

I never noticed it 😭

[@emblemblade9245]

Autism is the reason it’s hard to hear different voices apart? That explains so much for me now lol

[@apostleoforder]

i feel like this is kind of silly, but the artwork of Slick Willy next to his description at 21:56 is actually really fun to look at and it makes me wonder what the concept art for this game could possibly look like

[@TJ_Sauce]

I never knew an alligator with a bill clinton voice could be so disturbing. The cow was way worse though. Nevermind, the game itself was the real abomination.

[@nemesis3392]

Ok, my favorite part is 15:31, because the way the story ends with Marble’s rage always makes me laugh

[@jhur7588]

14:45 I can’t believe Frogger predicted NFT’s

[@oceanviolets1306]

Slick Willy seems like the kind of background character furry artists would have nostalgia about and draw rule34 for

[@hypno-scream5652]

13:45 That exchange there was legendary. The power in Penny’s response was amazing.

[@Amethyst1O1]

Ryan confusing the virgin chad meme with the virgin mary gave me enough serotonin to last a month

[@rosiered6712]

Fool that you are, the enlightened amoung us know that they are one and the same

[@birdflox1337]

@@rosiered6712 mongus

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

@@rosiered6712 amogus 😐😑:|🧍🏻‍♂️ D=< 🥴

[@rosiered6712]

@@ChrisPoindexter98 good job

[@Sour_guts9]

Tbh I did too so I don't blame him

[@user-DullardBones]

13:49 -- Everyone, get yourself a significant other as supportive as that. ...Is very wholesome.

[@comeforthepizza]

I wish I could match the sheer hatred and lack of hesitation in Penny's "SHUT THE FUCK UP" after she was told she wasn't the true Frogchamp.

[@birdflox1337]

gaming's greatest catchphrases: Gotta catch 'em all It's-a me, Mario You're too slow Poyo *HELLO*

[@TheBonkleFox]

"Minna, miteite kurei!" "Yes, Yes!" "Get over here!" "Gilgamesh Morphing Time!" "The show's over!" "H E L L O"

[@DarkShadic9632]

Replace hello with “before I BÜŠT!” and I’m in

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Or how about: Haha! Ha! ONE!

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

"I know frog fu!"

[@friiiiidge]

H E L L O

[@FluffyPants52]

As someone who was there for this entire stream, I can clarify that is exactly as chaotic as it looks

[@projecteer9439]

After watching this, I think the reason they say "favorite frog" is because nobody in their right mind would buy this game unless they are some kind of frogger fanatic.

[@SarcasmAndVerbose]

11:15 JUST SENT ME INTO THEMOST VIOLENT COUGHING FIT OH MY GOD??

[@obviousghost5895]

"This fascinating creature has developed an extraordinary defense mechanism, wherein it breaks its own fuckin legs with every jump"

[@ccjesper]

One time I played a rom of this game and then that night I dreamt that frogger was describing in detail what happens when your brain isn't getting enough oxygen

[@masterofthetear8138]

Ah yes, the McElroy brothers, Justin, Griffin, and Bogart

[@malachiatkinson7245]

22:30 "All you gotta do is kick my ass and then stand in front of my gun for a second and then you'll be on your way." This whole video is the most beautiful kind of hallucinogenic trip.

[@dougiefresh4834]

it’s comforting to know that i’m not the only one with a nearly complete memory of all the lines from weird al’s masterpiece “trapped in the drive thru”

[@E3kHatena]

This is the game that made Scorpy go mad. Penny, sorry you tried to endure this.

[@mozarteanchaos]

wasn't it wayne that went mad? i didn't see the entire stream but i recall wayne going feral or did they both lose it

[@E3kHatena]

@@mozarteanchaos Truth be told, I’m pretty sure everyone involved went mad.

[@mozarteanchaos]

@@E3kHatena that'd make sense

[@josephochoa9861]

Don't forget nitro rad when was doing the frogger series

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

I can't believe your frogs are one polygon!

[@Saxdude26]

"That's not a gem, that's a mineral!" I feel like this comment alone summarises this game.

[@Lenoh]

4:25 [WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK]

[@phyllotaxis]

That cow feels like a Little Nightmares enemy

[@SUNSHINE-t-m]

If this is the new snapcube's content format? i love this "friends enjoy weird shit and have fun" :))

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

Every single time the frogger model goes close to the camera I get jumpscared and instinctively raise my arm in a FIGHT response

[@oneinathousand2156]

Isn’t Slick Willy a reference to Bill Clinton? That was what people called Bill, plus the accent is similar.

[@theuglytomato4654]

"I did not have sexual relations with that frog"

[@knorklesenchilada9553]

@@theuglytomato4654 i want you to know that is the funniest shit ive ever read. I will remember this till the day i die

[@MrSkerpentine]

After the success of Metal Gear Solid, Konami needed to put political commentary into every other game. It’s only a matter of time until they bring DDR back but you can only play as Vermin Supreme smh

[@kingofAwsomness]

@@MrSkerpentine I love you and this joke.

[@Fuchsia_tude]

It almost makes me sad that the Snapcube/Clownhouse crew are too young to recognize a Bill Clinton impression

[@MotleyMel]

Love how everyone has their normal names for the discord but chase is just: Joey Baloney

[@andybilyak]

I cant unhear them as sonic and now all i hear is the sonic cast hating on some weird-ass frogger spinoff

[@delta_yd]

I can't even point out a highlight because everything is a highlight

[@CubitoDeFuego1]

That casual "Hello" killed me lmao and Penny's laugh made it even funnier

[@pacificgrim4661]

Frogger is ruthless, he gets ganged up by bees and beats them, also he defies the food chain by making Slick Willy an alligator the superior predator get on his knees and beg for mercy

[@dashiethebunny]

Every time now and then, I remember how violently Penny said "THIS IS MY FROG FU!?" and get into a giggle fit.

[@arlisbloxer05]

im fairly certain this entire reboot killed Frogger as a franchise, which is a big headscratcher as Frogger cant work as a franchise. (yes im counting the other games within this reboot, even the "good" ones)

[@fairyhaven13]

I remember this game. When I was little, the gym my parents went to had a kiddie daycare area where this game was set up as a demo on repeat. Not the full game, mind you, just the demo. I always wanted to know what happened. Now, I'm glad they showed us such mercy.

[@rangersandriders8803]

"Can I meet the person who told you it was good?!?! I'LL BREAK THEIR ARM!!"

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

If you're actually planning on making a fandub of this, good luck making dialogue that makes less sense.

[@drenkrod9811]

I will never forget Branque. And I *have* tried.

[@mme.veronica735]

4:25 BRANQUE NOOOOOO!!! Please Branque no

[@ouchyeouchzowie]

i love how as soon as branque said "bust" chat just _exploded_

[@spawnofhell9360]

this game is the definition of seeing an object out of the corner of your eye, not thinking anything of it, then later see it scuttle along the wall.

[@leslie_honest]

Oh god now TWO people have played this horrible game: penny AND scorpy!

[@rotomfan63]

Don't forget Nitro Rad

[@leslie_honest]

@@rotomfan63 THREE?? oh god this game is too powerful

[@furryash8388]

The worst wayneradiotv/snapcube overlap

[@maymorales8938]

Vinny played this game

[@leslie_honest]

@@maymorales8938 he did?? Was it on a Sunday stream?

[@milesgaming1930]

1:22 I thought she was gonna saw “Frogger: The Great Calamity”

[@TheBonkleFox]

The quest to defeat Calamity Branque

[@CeHee123]

Tbh, a much better title. This game was a calamity.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

-𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦- [𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮]

[@spongy7426]

*That was his message to his master*

[@LamangoKaijura]

That Mosquito be like 'hello...'

[@arthurenglebert6397]

Everyone is welcomed for the mention of Long furbies.

[@thesuckysix4242]

Please, more of this game. There's existential crises yet to come.

[@Midknight824]

I SWEAR THAT THIS VIDEO IS SO GOLD ESPECIALLY TOWARDS THE END

[@ohnoagremlin]

god i love games that suck, so long as i dont have to play them they're hysterical

[@guardianhirro]

6:22 "I'm mr frog, this is my show, I eat the bug"

[@Sage_the_Turt]

Slick Willy, beloved childhood character, second only to Wet Clam.

[@MarioGMan25]

I didn't expect Penny to have such a good Kermit impression.

[@archerscars7380]

Clicking on a snap cube video and immediately hearing Mar’s voice is like opening up a cookie from Panera and realizing they gave you two cookies

[@archerscars7380]

SOPHIE RYAN RED MARBLE AND CHASE?!?! I HAVE SO MANY COOKIES THIS IS AMAZING

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

I thought I was the only one who knew this game existed...

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Same

[@YoungNanner]

Yeah lol same

[@illioptopede]

Same til socpens played it

[@rarelyastrawberry3435]

PENNY SAYING "SHUT THE FUCK UP" AS A RESPONSE TO MY MOM SAYING "ITS NATIONAL BAGEL DAY" GAVE ME THE BIGGEST HEART ATTACK EVER BOTH MY PARENTS HEARD IT LOUD AND CLEAR AAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@TheHeroOfMobius]

The fact that this disaster was published by Konami makes way too much sense.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Ah yes, the famous frog actor *Stephen LeBranque*

[@Pebphiz]

Slick Willy looks like the scalesona of Dutch van der Linde.

[@Marispider]

"i just need a lil more time froggy :)"

[@emjayrogers1987]

I just found out that Lani Minella is also the voice of Luke Triton in the Professor Layton games.... I think my brain stopped working.

[@1Thunderfire]

Only in the American version though.

[@bouftouskiller3774]

In french, "branque" means something like jerk lmao

[@faerier0t]

this is unironically such a comfort video

[@irishempire9811]

Penny's Kermit impression is spot on.

[@_pitako]

"uh, yeah Neil, I _GUESS"_ is probably my favourite line, just because the delivery was perfect

[@joujim]

Ya'll got your frogs... But nothing will ever come c l o s e to the ancient almighty power of Frog, from the hit-books Frog and Toad. >:(

[@mage_of_pollution]

20:22 is my sleep paralysis demon

[@baniii276]

Bug goes *Hello.*

[@lettuceforlife4827]

I’ll never get over, “hello”

[@Bob_Bobstien]

I was not expecting a Weird Al's Trapped in the Drive-Thru reference

[@damnautus]

im sad that there's no VOD for the full stream💔

[@bluejayrobinfinch]

penny i’m begging you please release the full vod

[@augustjoys]

I watched this stream while high on pain meds after an injury I had and god damn im so glad its being preserved in this beautiful form

[@enenami]

I mean this as the highest compliment: You sound like a female Griffen McElroy, I only realized this when you mentioned the McElroy brothers

[@trethestar]

Why does it look like that frog is checking out Penny's ass in the thumbnail? Oh god now I can't unsee it. Great video by the way.

[@clawcakes2]

love how branque and prq7qe are like. the exact same joke

[@chalkycherries]

they are friends... or perhaps... lovers?

[@derheat9054]

"Zogger" is a German slang for Gamer, so it works XD

[@Bec-Son]

Ryan talking about being excited for slick willy, then saying "HES GONNA EAT YOU LIKE THE SENSUAL LIZARD FROM FERNGULLY" just uh, explains things

[@bingus9651]

We live in a post-bust frogger universe

[@dannmcdan2185]

Finaly someone else who has watched Amphibia

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

You're in the wrong crowds then. I'd reccomend Foggy Memory Productions, to name just one.

[@_VEiL]

My favorite part of frogger was when frogger said "it's froggin' time" and frog-fu'd all over the place

[@Whipwinder]

Was that before or after he bust?

[@thedarkvoid1565]

fun fact this video was released on my birthday. I have never watched this video before but I intend to enjoy it. thank you penny Parker

[@azureaegis9506]

KONAMI was high when they made this, just putting it out there.

[@MetaKnuxXbeats]

You know, I thought this game was just a fever dream in my childhood but in reality, it is just a forgotten cursed game.

[@elementalgamer0732]

So wait, this wasn't a fever dream from my childhood?!

[@thereemking222]

I remember loving this game as a kid and I replayed the shit out of it. But I don't think out of my many years of playing and replaying this, I never figured out there was a glide system