Sonic Adventure 2 RANDOMIZER w/ Penny, Chase, and Alfred!

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[@royalbandit8106]

Sonic: I'm shadow, the ultimate lifeform. Shadow: *@$#

[@williamfalls]

They stole each others identity!

[@ModernAegis]

Sonic: Yeah. How’s it fucking feel?

[@cicero3895]

Beautiful

[@BucketCanSoupMan]

It’s even better when you know Jason was the voice actor for Shadow during Sonic X

[@mercury3505]

Shadow realizes Sonic is committing identity theft

[@FoxMan_FF]

I love the person in chat that immediately said _"PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN"_ after Alfred came in to continue the Subway skit.

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Oh my god that’s great

[@321gofast7]

Mood

[@tammytheranger7645]

God entered the chat.

[@RubyIsASmarty]

19:03 for anyone who’s wants to know

[@akusghost]

“Sir this is a McDonald’s”

[@kaishizuka2047]

17:52 This is Canon, sonic did a Shadow joke impression, and Shadow just said "FUCK YOU!"

[@ghaniKSW2]

“Im ThE cOoLeSt AnD tHe UlTimAtE lIfeFoRm” “fuck you”

[@underheart7]

It literally killed me XDD

[@sarinabina5487]

@@ghaniKSW2 LMAO SOMEONE NEEDS 2 DRAW THIS

[@Crystix]

💀💀

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

Literally just say "damn" In a husky voice

[@1800callluigi]

"Did you just mention c o c k & b a l l t o r t u r e to a customer?!" - Chase 19:39

[@SkullTheLegless]

J

[@bub_or_whatever2060]

Ye

[@Kdot..F]

Bruh it be torture

[@saraboo99]

😂

[@caramelldansen2204]

I love these dweebs, but... the Subway bit was rancid.

[@Lakker94]

Sonic: I’m Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form Shadow: *L I S T E N H E R E Y O U* *L I T T L E S H I T*

[@unknownbunny9888]

Sonic: (Perfectly mimics Shadow)

[@slothblaze3170]

Shadow:B@*!#

[@underheart7]

The best quotes EVER🤣🤣🤣

[@underheart7]

And oh god Alfred's laugh XDDD

[@sgf51]

17:50 for someone who doesn't find it

[@axl9951]

The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping through it "I would like pamesan cheese" "We're out of everything" *Furious coin throwing*

[@sweetumami1338]

That's the same comedy as removing the second and third panels of ctrl alt del comics

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

ON THE S I D E

[@PowerOf47]

"Would you like any olives" "That's a seasoning not a cheese" "That's disgusting that you would even ask me that"

[@fish914]

On the wax paper

[@BloodGulch]

The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping it

[@kball4737]

I'm obsessed with how Alfred changes his tone after being assigned the name 'Susan'

[@nerveagent1905]

Assigned Susan

[@lukecremecheese597]

@@nerveagent1905 ASAB (assigned susan at birth)

[@fakehappiness3413]

Assigned susy🤣

[@jm98]

@@fakehappiness3413 i like your username

[@fakehappiness3413]

@@jm98 thanks

[@starscj2757]

24:40 "Tails has crawled into the husk of Eggman and is now controlling the body" Predicted Sonic Riders Fandub

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

OMF G

[@liaminator4950]

o h

[@LycanMOON]

O. H.

[@87crowhat54]

Oh

[@rgbgaming6950]

“i guess i’m eggman now, so- that’s the story”

[@HailTheRegent]

Broke: Yoshi commits tax evasion Woke: Knuckles commits identity fraud

[@tammytheranger7645]

Lmao

[@theinimitablejora522]

REALSHIT: Memphis Tennessee goes to Subway

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

eggman commits hawaii nuke

[@someoneunknown7655]

Knuckles commits identity fraud starts at 8:04 and continues at 29:58

[@ilikesnackysnackwhacky-4177]

True true

[@allysonmccartney2150]

Amy: "I'm sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!" Penny: *"NO YOU'RE NOT"*

[@87crowhat54]

Time stamp?

[@ross4fun966]

best part! XD someone gotta animate that!

[@superspeedbros2422]

3:04

[@jmstopmotion6549]

Penny: IM THE haha, one, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

[@Blackie660]

​@@ross4fun966 you got it :))

[@KarminUwU]

5:03 No idea why the "No, I'm a lesbian" response is so funny when it's literally just an honest response

[@senatorarmstrong7071]

Amadeusisme Because it just...is I guess.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Subversion is comedy, and sometimes subversion just means giving a straight answer in a comedic scenario

[@WarioLandIV]

that definitely wasn't a straight answer.

[@blinkachu05]

@@WarioLandIV okay, a lesbian answer

[@darylspeaks6431]

It was just so sudden.

[@northernerperson799]

Someone donated $10.98 which was the exact amount that the subway order costed in the starting bit

[@austria-hungary7680]

Neat

[@surrealsnoozer3557]

I think that the alternative title of the video should be: "Grown people argue over sandwiches as Sonic characters swear".

[@DolusVulpes]

I feel like "sandwich" is a very strong term for what the customer in this scenario is asking for.

[@surrealsnoozer3557]

Memento Mori, Lmao !

[@R0ck4x3]

@@DolusVulpes Right, it's not even a lettuce wrap XD

[@oivatank]

And somehow fit in Knuckle’s identity theft, Baylee the One Punch Chao, and “MY NAME IS MILES PROWER”

[@Anonymous-zb7iw]

*severe lisp* MY NAME IS MILES PROWER AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL

[@InLoveWithAGhostMusic]

this is the reason every video game should include a randomizer from now on

[@joyestik8835]

ILWAG??? SLDKFJSDf

[@thrownstair]

If I ever come near to anyone who develops a game with dialog, I will plead with them to create a dedicated dialog-shuffle.

[@triantafelidesfox8344]

Chris F.S. Ooh that’s a really cool idea!

[@subwaytails8732]

I’m legit the thousandth like, OMG.

[@BierBart12]

Vinny's randomized games are more proof.

[@codenamenhx3718]

15:35 "Have a good night sir" "FUCK YOU" "Sonic is dead"

[@jraug44]

"You think you can hold me?" is Shadow's line for when he gets grabbed by a Boo. It's unused since Shadow doesn't have any stages with Boos.

[@iananderson4754]

Neat

[@austria-hungary7680]

Neat

[@austria-hungary7680]

EVERYONE SPAM "Neat" IN THE REPLIES

[@austria-hungary7680]

Neat

[@austria-hungary7680]

Neat

[@voidsiren]

memphis tennessee goes to subway (asmr)

[@fetal.beetle07734]

Feat. Sonic as the employee and Eggman as the manager.

[@Trogdorbad]

God I might have to make my own variation on this now

[@shyguygaming5397]

How does he even eat it? He doesn’t even have a mouth.

[@kimzee59]

@@shyguygaming5397 Obviously a gamer like him doesn't have time to eat with all the gaming he has to do. Hes too busy getting tilted at the towers. He instead is buying it while he waits for his game to load, and to make himself look better than all those beta cucks.

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

@@fetal.beetle07734 they're not even doing the voices so this joke doesn't even make sense!

[@Thepenguinking2]

35:53 *Points a gun at Amy's head* ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHAO GARDEN TOUR!?

[@westonfox5684]

I would be terrified then confused in that situation

[@RandomHobo4]

Baylee needs her blood sacrifice

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

S e l e c t a *s t a g e*

[@jeremyabbott4537]

That is the best way to ask if someone is ready to die I have ever heard.

[@0SC2]

Are you ready to visit the big Chao Garden in the sky?

[@kaig.1525]

18:07 “The randomizer works perfectly!” *Rouge immediately zooms straight into space* Ah yes, exactly as intended

[@Sycamorea]

"This is a racing game"

[@hextheprotogenfox]

When do they have the time to turn their vehicles into F1 cars

[@joshuafriend9605]

7:44-Oh my God that is perfect 8:04-Knuckles Commits Identity Theft 8:51-Subway 17:42-Shadow’s Roar 18:39-Subway 2 ft. PaperBoxHouse 25:05-Al Gore’s Awakening 29:58-Knuckles 2nd Identity Theft 31:20-The Rise of Baylee

[@chlozentimes]

thank you for your services

[@thelonleygengar]

KNUCKLES IDENTITY THEFT JUST HAPPENED

[@thetetrisking]

im 12 minutes into this video, the subway bit goes on for another 5 minutes minutes???,

[@Neppiest-of-them-all]

Come back to peak

[@TheCreationOfDread]

It had been done. And then succeeds at it! NOOOOOOOHOHOHO!!! NO HES STEALING EVERYONES IDENTITIES!

[@lillieblue5635]

My favorite exchange is: “Who’s your favorite sonic VA?” “Jason.” “Oh really? If Jason asked you on a date would you go?” “No because I’m a lesbian.”

[@funnysonicman]

Lillie Blue 4:57

[@funnysonicman]

One of the best parts of the video let’s be real😂👌

[@perrilewis180]

He should have said friend date

[@NeonLightsYT1]

I mean, isn’t Penny an actual Lesbian? I respect that! ✨

[@funnysonicman]

Neon-Lights The Casual Inkling Yeah she’s a lesbian, I also believe she’s trans. I respect it too👍🏽

[@Hostclubfangirl]

The entire subway bit gave me such extreme anxiety. I'm laughing but I'm also so stressed. Chase is too good of an actor lmao.

[@user-ff3ht7px7v]

I knew they were only acting, but I was also deadass expecting a fight to break out at any moment. The suspense was killing me.

[@krispymoofin]

I ended up shouting through my phone lmao

[@Winterborn1080]

It's like Arin's rage to subway

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Chase is just a younger male Karen

[@DizzyDebacles]

What time frame was that??

[@Glacier_Nester]

y'all the moment penny said "I'll call the manager" I got a skype call, the bit is too powerful

[@janetsparklepanda]

you are now the manager

[@makotoyuki5455]

assigned manager

[@overcaffeinated.coffee2703]

@@makotoyuki5455 amab - assigned manager at birth

[@thederp9309]

Sorry for being 2 years late but I would like to talk to you about a CERTAIN employee

[@Artificer_]

you’re hired! /thr

[@sundae_z]

The Al Gore bit was so well excecuted. I can practically imagine Chase staring at Alfred, rocking back and forth and crying, and Penny is fake smiling, like "It's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level-"

[@lokirae3]

Someone draw this omg

[@coten]

not gonna lie: that subway skit was still a believable-enough situation to make me kinda anxious throughout

[@Skullivon]

As someone who has worked in retail, this entire stream was a g o n i z i n g .

[@xthedman420x8]

Anyone who has worked ANY public job can relate XD

[@Zonefire15]

Oh shit same

[@bunnipeep]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE,, WHEN HE SAID "your job is not to think, is it?" I LITERALLY WENT "SDKJHGFDKS UUUGHHHGHGHG"

[@chillboi2363]

Wow

[@rassilontdavros3004]

“I’m not Al Gore anymore. I DigiVolved. Into Mitt Romney.”

[@malachiatkinson7245]

The most foreboding sentences in existence.

[@udczoey]

Alternative title: Sonic and friends' mental stability crumble while a Subway customer and two employees are nearly 3 sentences away from throwing hands.

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

Then, Al Gore Appears

[@erikwagner6050]

@@pinkertonbyweezer And tries to murder the funny Moon Piss man

[@whowhat0]

Side-Story: Knuckles tries to commit identity theft and is successful twice.

[@toddelmsworth640]

Epilogue: The Speed Demon of the Chao Garden

[@TehCranZ]

14:36 Someone in chat said "this a jerma joke" I can entirely see Jerma do that same bit by himself.

[@cyan7838]

*OMEGA COUNT HOW MUCH CHANGE HE USED TO PAY FOR THE LETTUCE*

[@metal3978]

I did this in the way that makes cents

[@minecraftwithgadget1848]

underrated

[@hypersonic2828]

THERE ARE ONLY 30 MILLION COINS ON THE SUBWAY DESK

[@87crowhat54]

See that wasn’t so hard

[@DarkShadic9632]

Metal well saying “cents” instead of “sense” kind of disproves that

[@KamiJoJo]

"CBT stands for Carrot, Bacon and Tomato" - Alfred, (2019)

[@Nintendude1357]

19:30

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

7:45 Snake Eater with the vocals isolated playing over a lone figure climbing up a tunnel is my aesthetic.

[@i.m.belter9100]

"I was gonna put it O N T H E S I D E" then some dude in chat just says "penny SNAPPEDcube"

[@darylspeaks6431]

Most certainly

[@austria-hungary7680]

TheOddOnesOut: First time?

[@dandeman3962]

Can the next dub be centered around Knuckles trying to commit identity theft?

[@Next-xm2dh]

I Knew Knuckles was The Master Mind All Along

[@sleepythemis]

First it was Yoshi's tax evasion, then it was Knuckles' identity theft

[@slitherywriter1711]

But knuckles didn't just steal their personal information, he stole their identity. There is no eggman There is no tails There is no amy Only knuckles

[@firebreathingchickenduck4936]

@@slitherywriter1711 he Monica's them

[@gybrush3pwood808]

dubs are over bro

[@mariosonicfan2010]

Sonic saying he was Shadow was actually just him mocking Shadow. "Look at me, I'm Shadow! I'm the ultimate life form! &($*@!"

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

"I'll just get some water." *beat* "If you say you're out of water..."

[@malachiatkinson7245]

"I'm going to _climb over this turnstile, and hit you in the _*_mouth."_*

[@laytonspuzzle]

I imagine that Chase always speaks in *bold*

[@GreenStorm8200]

*If you say you're out of water, I will climb over this turnstyle a n d p u n c h y o u i n t h e m o u t h.*

[@coyotix]

thank you for putting it into words. i've been trying to articulate what scout's voice sounds like to me for a while

[@afrofaeries]

@@coyotixPenny talks in sans serif and Alfred talks in Arial 14pt.

[@coyotix]

@@afrofaeries Ryan talks in italicized comic sans

[@magiaburst]

"My name is Miles Prower, but everybody calls me Tails!" "No! *That's no good!* You spoiled my plans!" "I'm afraid to call myself a hunter!" *sad* "ROARRR!" UPDATE: I'm laughing myself to death because of this identity theft scene. How did that go under my radar the first time?

[@a.jcheshiremen7822]

Etienne “$#@!”

[@april5054]

Sonic lied about his identity and SSN to Knuckles so Knuckles couldn't steal his identity, thus spoiling Knuckles' plans

[@rkslee0398]

- Penny, I love your laugh - SUBWAY ADVENTURE 2: CHEESE-WAX LETTUCE - I can't believe Penny and Alfred are parents - parents of A GOD (Baylee)

[@derpedblankyy148]

Wait they're p a r e n t s?

[@themaskedman8377]

Ok I see

[@_butter.]

Diecast YT *b a y l e e*

[@games_on_phone89]

eggman x sonic fanfic coming up in the day

[@finleyforevermore]

27:14 - Alfred was singing "Let Us Adore You" Also, 25:07 is the start of the Al Gore saga.

[@deltaace6426]

@Finley Forevermore so glad I’m not the only one who heard that

[@benji777tm]

I think I know why lesbian was in all caps in the closed captioning when Penny said it. It’s an acronym like GUN. She’s a soldier of the paramilitary organization known as: Legendary Elite Soldiers Battling Intergalactic Aliens of Nefariousness

[@jordenstrother2227]

To me that is now What lesbian stands for lol

[@MoonlitGamer]

The Subway bit was too real. Skip 8:42 - 15:38 and 18:29 - 24:40 for anyone else that doesn't want to relive retail hell.

[@SweetSylvie]

It perfectly encapsulates that feeling

[@silvercomet6782]

Thank you

[@blasen_schlampe1108]

I’m having PTSD flashbacks

[@badaboop2035]

thank you!

[@canteraseme]

What the heck dyou mean this is the best part of this lmao

[@xXChaos420Xx]

Penny's laugh > oxygen ❤

[@asaonozomu9200]

YEEEEEEESSSSS !!!

[@user-kx2zv7tg3u]

CUTTEEEE

[@EvilGuacamoleGaming]

No no, Penny's voice = oxygen

[@hurt4322]

@@EvilGuacamoleGaming that would be... Well, not optimal

[@elkay8132]

I dont know how to reply

[@MintyPup]

when I look back on the Penny Archives, I think the clearly best joke of all time is when they spent nearly fucking ten minutes of acting out a customer service dispute entirely straight faced with no fucking jokes dispersed through out

[@khodibritton8368]

The whole exchange between Penny and Chase from 3:15 to 4:02 is just hilarious and wholesome.

[@aptspire]

17:52 Sonic: "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form." Shadow: "FOUND YOU, FAKER!"

[@mrfilingcabinet]

Identity theft

[@pixeldemon6173]

More like "FOUND YOU, FUCKER!"

[@ghaniKSW2]

Shadow: i found you f*cker

[@BOOMmasterNIM]

no, he said "I FOUND YOU F@#KER

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

she was gonna put it *_o n t h e s i d e_*

[@gamermanx3096]

13:28

[@KC-ns5im]

o h, you are... *T E R R I B L E .* at your job.

[@youchangeddachannel8826]

I love how they gradually shifty from playing sonic adventure 2 randomized, to just roleplaying about a subway order.

[@snomflakes]

17:42 I love this part so much

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Shadow: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Penny laughs*

[@Kaius.]

"I was gonna put them... on *THE SIDE!* " sends me every single time

[@NarakunoHana100]

I keep repeating that part lmfaoo

[@zedcoeur7002]

@@NarakunoHana100 saaame

[@TheMaidenAndRedShow]

can i get a timestamp please?

[@TheMaidenAndRedShow]

@wtfishapend thanks

[@MakeMeAwesomeSauce1]

As hilarious as that Subway bit was... It REAAALLLY wasn't that far off. Especially at night which was why I lost it when she said "it's 11pm sir"

[@Roebey]

i love how chase's laugh is like a polite chuckle that can evolve into a full laugh, while penny's is just full throttle all the time

[@mikewarper6789]

35:53 "Ready for the Chao Garden tour?" while pointing your gun is raw AF

[@spectralsheep]

Chase has ascended, he's Karen now.

[@C--vp3vk]

Khase/Caren

[@leonides1527]

The god of Karen

[@moirapalace3946]

God save us retail workers.

[@RealXgor]

Karen,Al Gore and Mitt Romney all in one

[@les8ean377]

THEN BAYLEE EITHER IS GOD OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

[@phillyfanmatt]

Add Baylee to the Sonic bible

[@wolfwing5602]

Baylee for smash.

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

Ah, someone else finally knows about Polygon and the Sonic Bible..

[@liaminator4950]

Both.

[@levitroy77]

Baylee vs Brassmo think about it

[@MoonEyedAzriel]

Penny's improv anger always seems to put a smile on my face

[@caitlinabbott7895]

24:56 Alfred: BBY GORRILA Penny: It's baby Winston Alfred: (Silent 'nam flashback) ....now you've ruined it Penny: (Laughter) Scout: Why'd you ruin it for Alfred, Penny? Penny: I'm sorry

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Why do Penny Parker and her friends keep accidentally making gods?

[@nidz0]

Amberwing Tundrawing her my guy?

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Please dont add to my comment if you're going to be disrespectful. Thank you

[@happymilk7433]

@Black Jesus if you check the channel’s description, it say “If you like girls (me)” and her friends call her a she. Please don’t just assume someone’s gender by the sound of their voice

[@CinnabarCereal]

*Grabs popcorn*

[@khrinalekill-thebloodspira2531]

@@Gio-kg4gb no they are right that's a girl

[@MoonlightReaper14]

8:32 Can we take a moment to acknowledge Knuckles the *most hot headed character that never thinks things through* DUPES tails and Eggman the two smartest characters in sonic lore!

[@cradleofchaos4923]

he did go to collage

[@DarkShadic9632]

His brain is ever growing, alongside his gullible-ness.

[@waltomusic]

So around 37:20 this video just yelled at me specifically and it terrified me

[@metal3978]

And now the military and police are chasing you. Do you care if they know who you are Walter?

[@lucotv94]

These three have so much chaotic energy, if they stay in the same room for at least a whole week they would probably create a whole new universe in just that room.

[@martingarricks6209]

calm down it isn’t that hype

[@nataliewebber3139]

someones gotta animate the subway bit. please it had me crying

[@amightygrizzly]

Yes! This needs to happen.

[@elibeth8399]

Sorry we’re all out of animators

[@amightygrizzly]

@@elibeth8399 Okay....ummm....oooo...What about the Anime Memers?

[@noblesseoblige1076]

@@elibeth8399 Soup store.

[@swordswaltzing]

javier carrion why are you looking for animators at the soup store?????

[@erinfreezing]

Holy shit that entire Subway bit was so real it was visceral

[@leonides1527]

Poor guy just wanted a damn sandwich XD

[@tsukune5267]

That wasn't no sandwich

[@jeremysorejian]

That was lettuce in a wrapper with parmesan cheese

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

16:23 “You may be able to Grind on that pipe coming out of his mouth!” Why is sonic telling me to

[@fuzzydude64]

38:30 For anyone wondering, that's a spacesuit. It's a costume unlocked for multiplayer by getting A-ranks on every one of a character's stages/missions and there's one for each of the main cast.

[@tommyjenkins6615]

12:52 This moment filled me with so much unbridled rage because I’ve worked in the service industry for so many years that I’ve experienced this exact thing.

[@amishrambo4096]

Tommy Jenkins someone understands this! These 2 bits put me so on edge hate it!

[@CEFG100]

You’ve had someone ask you for just lettuce with Parmesan cheese on the wax paper?

[@firebreathingchickenduck4936]

As a person who works in customer service. I fucking believe you dude

[@xthedman420x8]

Anyone who has worked ANY public job can relate, working at an amusement park I have a SPIRITUAL CONNECTION with this dude XD

[@McBehrer]

Nah he's right though, parmesan isn't a "cheese," in that you can get it AND provolone or something and it doesn't cost extra.

[@TheMaleLilligant]

*Sees Thumbnail* Oh it's probably Just gonna be the main game with swapped characters for the leve- *First cutscene plays and swearing and dying horse noises occur* And here we go.

[@Blizardstar1200]

Of all the randomized lines that don’t turn into a bit, for some reason “Don’t forget about Y button! Y button is important too!” has just stuck in my brain

[@cursedkevin]

I love how Penny immediately bursts out laughter at every line regardless if the line is funny or not

[@mdg245]

I love how Penny's channel is an excuse to do long and elaborate, audio improve with friends.

[@spexification]

i hate to be that person *but* improv*, derived from improvisation

[@mdg245]

@@spexification Yes, thank you for catching the year old typo lol

[@DrMoonRose]

@@spexification ACTUALLY UH UH YOUR MOM* GET LMAOED

[@spexification]

@@DrMoonRose how will i....... ever recover............. from that........................................

[@kellyfulmen6046]

*_After much debate on the customers eating habits, and two failed attempts to contact the store manager, the concerned yet sassy Subway employee finally complies with the bizarre wishes of the picky patron._* _"Okay, I will get you your lettuce."_ *_Clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, the customer stands on the opposite side of the display glass with folded arms, coldly watching as the overly inquisitive part-time handler loads 18 servings of lettuce onto the wax paper._* _"Wrap it up."_ *_He states pointedly, raising his right hand and swirling his index finger about in an exaggerated motion, before tucking his hand back into it's original placement._* *_The employee pauses, glancing up from the shredded lettuce with a befuddled expression, in complete disbelief of the increasing oddity of the customer requests._* _"You want me to_ *_wrap_* _it?"_ *_She inquires incredulously, arching an eyebrow._* _"Yes, that's what you_ *_do."_* *_The customer snaps back with equal incredulity and irritability, clearly exasperated by the pain staking process he'd suffered through in order to acquire his leafy greens._* _"Okay-"_ *_The employee concedes, quickly raising her hands in surrender before proceeding to do as asked. Still feeling his instruction was necessary, the customer continued on._* _"You wrap it in the wax paper and put it in the-"_ _"Yeah, no, no, no- nono, I got it."_ *_The unsupervised worker quickly interrupted, agitated by the customers blatant insulting of her intelligence- neatly wrapping the lettuce up in the sandwichless sandwich bag with an indignant grumble._* _"I know how to do my job, sir."_ _"Yeah, well you could have fooled me."_ *_He scoffed, glancing off to the side with a light shake of his head._* *_Sighing dejectedly, the employees shoulders sagged briefly, wondering why she even bothered before she asked the damning question._* _"Would you like any olives with that, or...?"_ _"No."_ *_The customer quickly refused, pursing his lips before turning back to the employee- staring down at the counter rather than at the young lady herself; seemingly pondering a last minute decision before finally voicing his desires in a hushed, almost guilty tone._* _"Okay, but I would like you to sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on it."_ (This is the content I subscribed for.)

[@malachiatkinson7245]

It's- it's _beautiful._

[@cradleofchaos4923]

"On the wax paper?" *short heavy sigh * "On the wax paper."

[@goldennoodle87]

Timestamp?

[@kellyfulmen6046]

@@goldennoodle87 12:34 _and onwards. Enjoy~_

[@BonBelief]

This sounds like a weird fan fic

[@wesleydamaschino8047]

11:33 Chase's asshole character was so strong it made IRL Chase shitty enough to break the "yes, and" rule of improv.

[@kharabtzek3738]

19:47 SOMEONE DONATED $10.98 I’M FUCKING ON THE GROUNDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@cutegirl2414]

4:15 “THE BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF SONIC!!” *Sonic casually strikes a pose while you can see the incoming nuclear blast* 😂😂

[@jadeaaron2003]

*Gotta pose before I f u c k i n g c e a s e t o e x i s t*

[@helvarstark4282]

There goes Hawaii, there goes Hawaii, the island is gone, there goes Hawaii...

[@sleepydeeznuts]

@@jadeaaron2003 *N O O O O O O*

[@speedboisanik3232]

@@helvarstark4282 there goes hawa- *E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E EE E E E E E*

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Penny: OH NO! OH NO!

[@knorklesenchilada9553]

Subway Part 1 starts at 8:51 Part 1 ends at 15:38 Part 2 starts at 18:39 Part 2 ends at 24:32 you're welcome cause i never could find the times for this and i love it

[@sockman42]

thank you so much for this

[@thegreathambino9561]

Thanks my dude

[@fellowspacemarine6657]

You are literally on my top 10 favorite human beings list

[@soultima9425]

Thanks

[@reaganb6013]

thank you so much

[@Zorixin]

31:06 is when the madness begins.

[@stickmanstickian]

32:50 Baylee does indeed give no fucks, she gives negative.

[@SaintSentry]

8:50 - 15:38 18:38 - 24:32 This is what the voices in my head sound like while I'm trying to sleep.

[@nan0phone]

So lettuce is keeping you up? Ok

[@SaintSentry]

@@nan0phone I think I'm a veggie

[@jadeaaron2003]

sonic is ded

[@SaintSentry]

@@jadeaaron2003 Oh my god I can't believe sanic is fucking dead

[@RealityMasterRogue]

this is simultaneously the best and absolute worst

[@meegle.teedle]

Broke: Weed Crystal Woke: Slimy Knuckles

[@WillowChord]

wHEEL sluckles

[@natepion1931]

Ascended: Parmesan cheese on the side

[@chlozentimes]

26:21 THE PERSON IN CHAT SAYING "its so weird these are people my age" OMG💀💀

[@samsbiography4224]

😭 even years later scout and penny doing the subway bit makes my stomach churn remembering working in food service jvnekgjejf shes too good at playing an entitled customer

[@Addictivemeh]

35:14 her name was Baylee too at first, but the Alpha Baylee made her take the L

[@Mariorox1956]

Addictivemeh Nailed it xD

[@devbyglamour4265]

DAMN

[@wolfwing5602]

Baylee for smash

[@arrowpride5468]

24:51 the way Chase says gorilla gives me such pleasure

[@librasuperstar3779]

Literally every time I see a gorilla I say it in the way Chase does right there

[@flinflam]

The R Roll is so satisfying

[@Mines00]

I love how they're casually talking while Throw It All Away blasts in the background.

[@missingwyatt7056]

*~Gor-r-r-reela~*

[@thequagestclodsire]

It's low poly monke!

[@Cychlo]

funniest thing that happened in my randomized playthrough: Tails: He was what he was... A brave and heroic hedgehog, who gave his life to save this planet... Shadow the Hedgehog Sonic: I like running better!

[@Lotselance]

The Al Gore bit might actually be the most deranged bit I've ever seen anyone do on stream. and I say that as a Jerma viewer

[@caramel378]

i was gonna put them *_ON THE SIDE_*

[@kylebooface6359]

Andy 13:29

[@ysccl]

...Oh, you are *terrible* at your job.

[@vantasm]

**heavy sigh** parmesan cheese?

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

@@vantasm ... _Please._

[@LushieTilde]

Use the B button to grab it, then use the analogue to swing. *yell* *swear* This is easy to master! No context.

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Logic:1000000000

[@superspeedbros2422]

37:26 The fact that this is so in sync with Eggman's movements is pure comedy gold and totally in character at the same time.

[@Poyomini]

The music choice here makes this whole thing even better

[@bhuhuhuhuhbuhuh]

the angry customer / coworker that refuses to defuse the situation bit was TOO real y'all

[@woooo_yeah]

This just devolved into an intense Subway RP session and I love it.

[@StrangerWithAHat]

That subway roleplay has me legitimately stressed. Perfect.

[@emilynalley5005]

8:09 knuckles tries to commit identity theft

[@KayFiOS]

8:48 I came for random shit to make me giggle. I got Memphis Tennessee ordering Subway from Blaze. This video did not disappoint. 10/10 on Yelp.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

This is a 5 star representation of customer service. That was fucking hilarious, and congratulations for sticking to the joke. But the punchline should have been: "Thank you for the service, you're my favourite restaurant, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!"

[@Anafyral666]

The True Punchline is that Chase was the CEO of Subway in an undercover boss situation

[@PhoenixDemon94]

so now it is canon that Knuckles' whole plan was to steal the identities of all the Sonic crew and that Chaos has played Snake Eater Edit: if I can find any fanart of Chaos dressed as Snake climbing a long as hell ladder, i will die a happy man

[@williamfalls]

Chaos hiding in a box waiting for his next game release.

[@liaminator4950]

hurghhh tikaaal,,,im trying to sneak around, but im dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sonic

[@DynoSkrimisher]

He would fail because Eggman has 70 alternate accounts

[@imBailout]

My favorite part about the Subway bit is a chat member who kept telling Penny and Chase to end the bit like that member runs the stream

[@SaintSentry]

I really wish the full stream was still available online. There were so many great moments that weren't included here.

[@Spritesuit]

"Welcome to my abode. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so _tilted_ at the _towers."_

[@SaintSentry]

"Um, this isn't really tilted OR a tower..."

[@SladeTheHedgehog]

callbacks

[@theinimitablejora522]

@@SaintSentry Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

[@SaintSentry]

@@theinimitablejora522 I'd like to be in the friendzone. I like friends!

[@natepion1931]

It's not as pleasant as you think they don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item Memphis Tennessee 2006

[@hypemynizzle]

37:27 If Knuckles said this i would have been brought to tears.

[@triiodide7762]

LOL CAUSE THE ID THING HE SAID LMAO

[@diamondyoshi6649]

Eggman: "I would like a Lettuce" Penny: "Juts lettuce?" Eggman: **just dies**

[@dngr_4209]

I love penny’s reaction when she heard green hill she was like Nani 36:08