Cringy Property Agent Overselling A House

[@SneakySushii]

Happy weekend you gorgeous luxurious people.

[@shunyaobai6815]

wait this isn't the insult I'm used to

[@kadennnnnnnnnnnn]

stop teasing me

[@taxic7647]

Second reply B)

[@timeless215]

Aye long weekend

[@lmao7586]

kill me

[@NCHProductions]

the tissue box innuendos was peak comedy lolol.

[@nicholasfung4780]

were*

[@XeraXeon]

didn't expect you would be here, i like your production/animation

[@cobaltium4943]

I love how MHW youtube channel is watching Singapore video

[@PunkintheV0id]

I DIED VJHVJCHC

[@jlexploretheworld1164]

"This... this table candle seems so familiar." Me too! I saw this at IKEA!

[@user-rv2qm1rh7p]

Me too ! I saw this at the altar of guanyin ma

[@jtasticc]

Maybe Chris wanted to be a film director but he became a real estate agent instead... i guess he's finally fulfilling his dreams 👁👄👁

[@chfun999]

It's a dream In a dream job

[@v0yds]

the luxurious poos, the barbeque peets, and not forgetting, this well equipped jim.

[@cupholders]

I hate people who dramatise the letter i in words. It's bits, not BEETS

[@chocolatecake8274]

Kai Wyn Tan deed u just dramatise the letter ee een words

[@foodlit3029]

i laughed out loud when i heard him say that!!!

[@GabrielTan1980]

Actually hor, the IPA of gym is literally jim ;)

[@ahyes6201]

Bruh, the camera angles and music is so nice but his voice is just destroying it

[@karu3955]

Jamus Lim: "Cockles" Sushii KorKor: "Concoct"

[@duckyshoeashvlogz5975]

I was about to comment that-

[@chocolatecake8274]

Random User who asked

[@han9005]

@@chocolatecake8274 who asked

[@jeremyooi1996]

Concoct is almost similar to the vulgar word Kongkek

[@chocolatecake8274]

Md farid Farhan who asked

[@skrrtskrrt699]

When your dream job is to direct movies but end up being a property agent.

[@curiousGoyangi]

That's why it's a dream within a dream (nightmare)

[@hengyuhen8603]

i believe that if property agents promotes like how sneaky sushi would do, the sales may go up alot honest, brutal, straightforward, sarcastic and genuine, no bs

[@mefied]

Feels like he's writing a compo and trying to score the vocab 😂

[@Belryllium]

EXACTLY LMFAO

[@evelynngaming7119]

Poor film student who just graduated getting notified that he has a job after realising its creating this ad

[@aldeen3]

Funny thing is, the videography like quite nice lol

[@Emsyaz]

When the skills you acquired passionately doesnt match your career....

[@amosalexander6185]

Pretty sure he himself is that film student

[@chuumygalaxy9906]

the way sushii gor gor touched the tissue box i- im definitely not thinking abt anything else

[@kiyoponnn]

🤭

[@kitsucafe655]

I know right... 😳

[@Dkuaeshfn]

dying from 21 weeks of intern and this video single-handedly revived my soul

[@gregoryho9307]

I believe sushii boy korkor was also single-handedly using that tissue box

[@nubcake5846]

I would buy that gorgeous and luxurious tissue box in a heartbeat.

[@Tan_YongWei]

omg yes! after what sushi kor kor did>.

[@conveniencestorebanana9648]

That tissue box fills the cockles of my heart

[@jiakfinder356]

U really CB sia... I can't stop laughing at my own tissue box sia... GF thought I siao sia... Damn you la! Great job on this funny video!

[@vintan5934]

It's been long since I laugh till my eyes become teary xD

[@_Quintus]

Imran+ Chris= D R E A M T E A M

[@deliaaasss]

Don’t forget Pauline🥺

[@misterjerek]

Together with dominic they can all con each other together

[@_Quintus]

@@misterjerek Inserts spiderman who are you meme.

[@Emsyaz]

@@_Quintus dont forget Steven and Evan Tan, the get rich quick ecommerce gurus

[@cobaltium4943]

Imagine buying this property and found out this video 2 years later, I will be so embarrassed that I will sell it straight.

[@namesensored9584]

The video got me at the part where his hands were trembling while trying to press the lift buttons LOL

[@zavierik4165]

"I'm panicking oh no i-im panicking"

[@benyeo7930]

This bloke is so eloquently hilarious; his comments were truly wicked to the last jot and tittle. Has absolutely enjoyed all his videos to date and looking forward to more - well done!

[@ack434]

>Mystically wakes up in a flat that you don't even belong in, with no idea who brought you here. >"Functional bedrooms."

[@bleach769]

he seems like a wannabe filmmaker but somehow ended up as a real estate agent

[@ppippl8675]

Love the subtitles, rly allows more people to watch your videos, love it ❤

[@ShawnKoh]

the waking up "ahhhh" part at 7:04 got me laughing way too hard hahahhaa

[@DYLY544]

I would never look at tissue boxes the same way again 😂

[@unclegardener]

Every video the only thing I wonder about is what Sushii is gonna call us

[@billygoat8932]

#losers

[@Catsdrivingatruck]

The shaking hand part- I- everything- I- *dying from laughter*

[@AOTLTng]

Thanks for giving me a smile while i am handling some griefs tonight.

[@shannenong6231]

LMAO this is fucking funny bruh. I laughed out too loud my neighbours told me to stfu LOL.

[@wisemen8290]

tbh this house looks like an average modern condominium 'but smaller' , the only thing caught my eye is the swimming pool gym...

[@jieqiiii]

Plot twist: sushii daddy helping his friend advertise

[@chazkhew]

The most ironic part is KZbin threw a property investment ad in my face before letting me watch this video

[@kai-dp3cg]

As an architecture student I had so much to say about that video. My lecturer and my class spent an hour talking about the video and we were wondering wtf is wrong with Chris

[@rogerfaint499]

When you want to sell something, get to the salient points and make it short, sharp and sweet without trying to drag it unnecessarily longer. Too much drama won't get you anywhere.

[@kiyo1412]

Omg that was one hell of advertisement. It was epic, i am just laughing through out the whole video.

[@pastawayyy]

suddenly i want to throw all the tissue boxes in my house away

[@baberbunchbibi1575]

this house review warms the cockles of my heart

[@sbtjlhw111]

this video really concocts a warmth in the cockles of my heart

[@lyndaemanuelraman3858]

7:52 King Sushii is back 😂

[@km3455]

This is a Chris Nolan level of ad man. That Boooowhhhhhhaaaaa music...you know it’s gonna be epic when you hear that.

[@Banana-cc5rx]

lmao that house is small af. Even if I am rich imma just spend my life in my HDB that's bigger lmao. And that table for 4 to have a "scrumptious meal" barely have any space left with the plates and a bowl of apple in the middle LOL

[@ultraviolence_2014]

The nerve to call that small ass balcony "spacious" like we are blind or sum shi it's barely 600 sq ft nothing in there is "spacious"

[@hugolouwen4360]

gotta give him props for trying something unique, but shoulve rmbred that the internet is a brutal place hahah xd

[@ryanlim2882]

sushi: see la kor kor trying to bluff me trying to bully me foodpanda: foodpanda offers luxurious meals

[@seanchen9265]

When you want to be a film maker but end up becoming a property agent 🤣😅; That's what the intro gives...

[@honeydhydra3925]

I was literally weeping towards the end, about the tissue box ad! 🤣👍🏻

[@letsnumbercafe4768]

I went for a viewing Chris the agent listed on propertyguru few months ago at Tampines. Many people turned up at the viewing because the pictures were vwey well taken. But the real property were a far cry from the how they looked like in the pictures. Chris conducted the viewing like taking tourists through a museum. It was spectacular walk-through but the real state of that 5-room HDB really doesn’t justify price tag of $560k

[@secondaccount6348]

Yes agree. Pictures and the real deal differs drastically. Can we have some 'integrity' and not waste time on viewings ha

[@joshualee6765]

lol i seen this video's units being viewed on property lim brothers b4... its ridiculous how overpriced they all do it... great for the seller not for the buyer

[@dawormly]

I think i must be blind because I CANT SEEM TO FIND THE LINK TO BUY THE MARVELOUS LUXURIOUS SHINY TISSUE BOX

[@shal1333]

HAHAHAHA this is hands down the funniest one ever!

[@whattheryan]

THANK YOU KING

[@ansonchan83]

Sushii kor kor's new favorite word "concoct"

[@hazelnutz7923]

Ok one of the funniest I have seen so far. I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@doyouknowmypeach7112]

Omg the soothing soundtrack actually made it look cozier and magical!

[@gracey_wacey]

the bed is so close to the closet HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH DOES ANYONE USE IT

[@TheScenefulOne]

nobody cares about the closet it's a freaking rare shiny bedroom.

[@thaddeontan]

ALL NEW CONDOS R LIKE THAT ULL GET USED TO IT

[@kaimengquek1952]

Sliding door.

[@whispersintherealmofdarkne6282]

So bright and shiny

[@onceuponarenee]

He is earning 5 to 6 figures of commission every month! Very hardworking young guy. Time for me to make such ads 😂

[@emobutaddlbeforem640]

I was just eating sushi when I realized I was watching Sneaky Sushii

[@Miss_CircleLovesOreo]

The Luxurious shiny bedrooms, beautiful shiny Luxurious balcony, the shiny well equipped underwater shiny gym XD

[@nats3160]

I feel so much Chad vibes from the property dude

[@Belryllium]

4:27 PFFFFFTTT- WTF I LOST IT HERE HAHAHAHAHA (and i was eating cereal oof)

[@riceymartin2203]

In Chris' defence, the "well equipped gym" is actually an aqua gym,

[@soldierinigo7655]

I had an estate ad and i thought the video started.

[@hopessdopess]

WALAO, so savage.......... I love. That Korean Drama gone wrong.

[@duckyshoeashvlogz5975]

Walao gang xD

[@rosiehuang4867]

Lol!!😂 I never fail to laugh at your sarcastic bad acting bro..👏👏👏👍👍👍

[@benedictlim6959]

3:19 enough to make a grown man cry manly tears

[@chuumygalaxy9906]

such a nice video to watch right after school

[@va1r429]

your school dismissal fkin late sia

[@chuumygalaxy9906]

@@va1r429 ya eh

[@johnbrowning3986]

I graduated already. Checkmate

[@missymoomooo]

I...wait..wha....? what just happened there. Sushi, you're a cinematic genius

[@alucard141278]

Truly love it when they do landed properties and say “this is large enough for 3 cars!!!” ~ when the space is indeed large enough but the gate and design only allows 1~ maybe airdrop the other 2 in? 🤔🤔🤔

[@AaronCorray]

your tissuebox commercial made me laugh the hardest in a long time.

[@shamsonssg]

dudee, i’ve seen your videos recommended by youtube for quite a while now but i never get the urge to watch it. but somehow i went and watch the sugar baby video since youtube recommended it like usual. and honestly bro, it got me hooked. such a different content than any other channels. keep up the good contents ! cheers

[@alonecozydot195]

4:54 AHAHAHAHAH THE WIZARD PART GOT ME

[@arsnlsyafiq]

hahahahahaha. you farker. you make great contents bruv. I'm always entertained!

[@when_did_i_post_this6996]

Some subtitles: Marbered floor Ideal for small famileeeeese Extensive faciliteeese The luxurious pooos The barbeque peeets Scrumptious mew over the weekend Spatious bowkerny Gorgeous, luxurious feews And you chose to be the narrator

[@jxrnas5897]

haha the luxurious poops

[@blahblahblah6036]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@duckieb345]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nanonini]

They need Sushii's editing skills 05:42 I have been waiting for the Maplestory BGM 😂

[@brianong9945]

Anyone noticed sushi got nearly 2x more subscribers since start of cb? Good job sushi!!

[@mathewvanherreweghe6822]

In the words of Brett and eddy but in the property market(?): this is sacrilegious!

[@val4325]

Love it when sushi kor kor post new videos

[@sakurazakinaoki3056]

Gorgeous Luxurious feel of the IKEA foldable flimsy chairs & impractical round rattan table

[@randytan2984]

Hi! Just wanted to say that as a half deaf person, I really really appreciate the subtitles yah :)

[@VanessaLeee]

**fingers the tissue box** *GOrGeozuS LuxuRIOuS feElS*

[@onehitking9124]

i literally had an ad about selling houses watching this vid

[@kenleytan4705]

Thank you sneaky sushii for making my day. I had really good 😂 laugh at your production. Luxurious lip of the tissue box. OMG

[@hosehbo5158]

Now that this video is here, the ad is blowing up ,people are making lots of money and the house is definitely getting sold.

[@ding2473]

he sounds like me in p4 trying to use as many big words in my compo as possible

[@joelke184]

i like how he's wearing a "no hairline" cap to hide the fact that he's a bald egg.

[@letsgo4541]

I cried watching this beautiful video😭😭😢😢

[@piglink10]

10:51 lips of the tissue box LOL BRUH IM DYING!!!

[@syafoxkarin620]

Sneaky Sushii: *starts molesting the tissue box* It's CrimeWatch time *-*)

[@alisiayoung5796]

3:35 - I can't with this lmao

[@jonderic]

The original video was comedy enough, but you definitely took it to a whole another level. Hahaha.

[@Cyrodine]

Hahahah. Love it. An 11 minute master class on how to do the proverbial mortal Kombat fatality move on a rodent property agent

[@Izztana666]

He’s selling a haunted apartment?😂😂😂. Aiyo....i die laughing at the tissue advertisement. I want to hug my tissue box now...

[@channelletangyuxin6765]

When u realise the ad probably makes more money than the apartment-

[@lukyle1381]

this is the funniest video ever made by sushi

[@exodia123652]

gotta admit, that soothing music really did make it better

[@jane5400]

Thank you korkor for uploading ✨💞🧚‍♀️

[@emilioquek6135]

Your not wrong the smoothing soundtrack is amazing

[@wx4208]

Omg 3 mins, the earliest I've been for a video

[@evilbarbiedoll9195]

Korkor, do on Pauline the financial author. She is everywhere in KZbin

[@nationalmixvideos3698]

Evilbarbie Doll damn I thought I’m the only one .. don’t trust her Cus she’s using amazon and teaching courses .. courses are already for Free in KZbin

[@soundadd]

Come on, pocket money!

[@evilbarbiedoll9195]

@@nationalmixvideos3698 if she is a millionaire, why bother to teach others. There is no free lunch in this world. Sometimes one video can see her 3 or 4 times. So sick of seeing her.

[@kipklop975]

omg yes please she keeps popping up everywhere and I'm sorry but i watch it just to laugh so now she pops up even more 😂👀 "hi, I'm pauLEEN." *creepy 10-star smile *

[@natep6729]

The sad thing is, he must've been so proud of that video.

[@owenpuah156]

WAIT WTF I GOT THE AD OF THE TWO PROPERTY AGENTS TRYING TO BE ACTORS SELLING A HOUSE

[@supportloli6459]

5:51 You necromancer! Rushia: the hell did you just say to me

[@xav5357]

omg who else had a propertyagentsecrets.com ad when you were watching the video

[@avataro99]

lmao me