SNL Digital Short: Threw It on the Ground - SNL

[@simonsalgueiro6217]

"Happy birthday to the ground" that line always makes me laugh hard, no matter the time it passes

[@tammycon1]

"Welcome to the real world jackass!"

[@bmbnews1168]

Simón Salgueiro yep

[@piscesfinds]

Saaame

[@kozhikkaalan]

And I love the wind effect on the birthday boy right after 😂

[@samahita-vca]

My absolute favourite line is the next one: "I threw the rest of the cake too!" I always laugh everytime that part comes up

[@AdamG1983]

"I threw the rest of the cake too!" I love the boundless joy in which he says he ruined a kid's birthday party

[@IamaPERSON]

"WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, ASSHOLE!"

[@erabbitgamingofficial1]

Welcome to the real world jackass!

[@pisspratt9002]

Welcome to the real world, Jackass!

[@katythepsychiclady2342]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it too! Welcome to the Real World jackass the kids looking at him all confused LOL

[@tn5781]

Everyone who disliked is just part of the system.

[@nathanielchoi5222]

They must be thrown to the ground

[@TheSkepticSkwerl]

They voted for Pete Buttigieg.

[@LuannOsbourne]

@@TheSkepticSkwerl Impeach the Trump loving fuckers on the ground!

[@bobvila3828]

I almost disliked it, but i looked at my phone, and threw it on the ground. I don't need your judgement. KZbin ON THE GROUND!!!

[@bobcoughlan929]

And they probably accept free hot-dogs...maaaaan!!!

[@muyassarhuda1129]

The moral of the story: -Don't go throwing random things on the ground- *You can't trust the system*

[@Rascaduanok]

I love how that’s his conclusion.

[@connoroverall580]

@@Rascaduanok Ain't gonna be part of this system....

[@rincallinen7312]

Maaaaan

[@MichaelHartman-qt4mp]

The real moral: Don't be a dick, or Deadpool will taze you in the butt

[@theoddronin1]

​@@MichaelHartman-qt4mpwith the assistance of Frodo Baggins

[@branstonpickle1]

2:32 Love that maniacal look that Elijah gives

[@baguettegott3409]

@Taintpuss McGooch it's because he isn't Frodo Baggins. it's disturbing to see a wholesome Hobbit like this...

[@baguettegott3409]

@Taintpuss McGooch He really was never the same after the ordeal with the ring

[@eplanti]

that's how he landed maniac

[@DragonBlack199]

He hasn’t been getting any from Sam lately so he got a kick out of that 😂

[@marioarmas1459]

Had the ring for too long...

[@kaiasmith5404]

My sister and I will randomly throw the line “this ain’t my dad, this a cell phone” into conversations to this day

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Father's Day card to my father: "You are NOT a cellphone."

[@chewbaccabuddy3377]

One of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

[@jacksongibbs8998]

He was afraid of being thrown on the ground.

[@youngclueless7364]

Also the blizzard man

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@youngclueless7364 and Shy Ronnie!

[@devinpapadoilos942]

And skiffle

[@henrygustavekrausse7459]

@@devinpapadoilos942 BOW YAKA YAKA YAKA

[@zeppo2240]

Andy Samberg calling a 7 year old a “poser” made me laugh for too long

[@katythepsychiclady2342]

Me to, especially the kids face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cid4761]

"MAAAAAAAAAN, THIS AIN'T MY DAD! THIS IS A CELLPHONE!"

[@peggyh3788]

I hope so

[@ineluctablemodality]

DUH!

[@ravendeafening192]

CID DuH

[@ravendeafening192]

yfev damn it

[@Daybreak81523]

"My dad's not a phone! DUH!"

[@sreegovindk6007]

I cannot be friends with anyone who just doesn’t laugh hard and cry watching the “my dad’s not a phone” part😂

[@Ensign_Smith]

DUHH!!!

[@yasuke9317]

Yes but "Happy birthday to the ground" is absolute fire. Always gets me into tears.

[@shelby4771]

The most brilliant part of this skit is that people are LITERALLY acting like this nowadays "You can't poison me! No handouts!" Fucking GENIUS this could be re-released now and it would be even funnier today 🤣

[@olz33]

this aint my dad, this is a cell phone

[@drd7313]

I just found out I can’t be friends with my girlfriends kids. They just sat there. And I knew right there at that moment that we would never ever be on the same page.

[@orangeapples]

There is something about hearing the audience slowly figure out the joke that really wraps this whole thing together.

[@hueywigglebutt]

Well said

[@EnchanterXD]

Do you mind explaining the joke?

[@ronburgundy244]

​@@EnchanterXD Andy's character tries to present himself as some moral crusader fighting against the man, but over the course of the sketch, it becomes clear he's just a man child with a persecution complex that he uses as an excuse to act out. Anything that inconveniences him (like the energy drink guy or the phone call from his dad) or makes it so he's not the center of attention (like the child's birthday party or just being in a restaurant with Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds) results in him throwing stuff on the ground. He so stubbornly clings to this belief that even a story that ends with two famous actors using tasers on his butthole somehow becomes a tale of the vague system being against him.

[@EnchanterXD]

@@ronburgundy244 thanks man

[@carolinemfogaca]

@@ronburgundy244congrats, as a former teacher I’ll give you an A+, great analysis

[@luvya1560]

I love how he actually wears 7 different hats during this skit, have just noticed that after the 100th time watching this

[@davidwaters8902]

Wait, what?

[@alumpyhorse]

I have watched this so many damn times and thanks to you I am finally noticing that

[@nike8081]

I would say he had 7 different sets of clothes. It makes sense, as each "story*" most likely happened on a different day. *energy drink *hot dog *phone *cake *random stuff thrown (including... boiled goose? Is this the same universe as "Boombox"? 🤔) *dinner at a restaurant *"narrating" on a high stool

[@marianneercillo7661]

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE! DUH! Never gets old!😂😂😂

[@et8387]

2:22 “They threw me on the GROUND“ XD Missed opportunity

[@sparkythancztwise]

Yeah I wonder how many times they went over that in the writing room stage and opted to go the other direction. Maybe they tried both ways and leaving that part unsaid and up to us to notice was funny af was their choice?

[@thecosaw9930]

At the hospital with my so-called wife She hands me a baby, says it's my son Maaaaaaan this ain't the sun This is a baby!!!! I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD

[@ascaredfrog]

THE COSAW, holy shit that is so fucking funny. How did you even think of that?

[@jimblejambles7103]

you are brilliant

[@alecsturm1799]

This actually make me laugh so hard I hurt my head on the wall

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Now I wish this was actually in the song.

[@subhanarif9902]

Man i was reading this while i was eating and you nearly choked me HILLARIOIS😂😂

[@yasexotic7662]

“Happy birthday to the ground” gets me so hype. Best line ever

[@Draco-km4pb]

The hot dog guy looked honestly hurt. Dude... Then again, you aren't a charity case! GROUND!!

[@NotoriousYD]

Grrrrroooouuuunnd!!!

[@ItsRevival]

username Welcome to Latesville, where you always reply a year and 11 months or so late

[@tacoman422]

Top ten anime betrayals.

[@Min-jv6ux]

They all looked hurt, to me. Except for the girlfriend.

[@SuzannaKiraly]

Maybe he wasn't told what was going to happen.

[@jamietodd2560]

2:18 Reynolds' face says "Oh, this night just got magical."

[@dmann5938]

More like his Deadpool persona

[@dmoon9037]

His first thought: “gonna introduce this guy to My System(tm)”

[@teekay698]

He used to be so cute

[@droppingplates87]

"I threw the whole cake too! Welcome to real world jackass!" Hilarious.

[@deathminion11]

That's the best part IMO

[@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1]

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!!!

[@paesitopaez4302]

"Happy birthday to the grooooouuuuuuuund" it kills me how aggressive the delivery is😂

[@ethanrichmond3992]

“You can’t buy me, hot dog man” is the single greatest achievement in lyricism.

[@epicz5562]

“So many things to throw on the ground.” “Like this and this and that and even *this* “ “I’M AN ADUUUULT!!”

[@dmoon9037]

Boiled goose in there somewhere

[@katythepsychiclady2342]

I love it😂😂😂😂

[@lavahearts]

“this isn’t my dad, it’s a cellphone,” made me laugh harder than i needed to

[@stevemorrrismusic]

“MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE…..DUH!!!”

[@RobertJosefs]

My teenage kids and I just discovered this. We kept referencing it all weekend laughing our asses off at the mall (thats not a discount, thats a jacket.. u think im stupid, we threw it on the ground).. We met my folks for dinner and they were confused until we showed them this video. Thanks for making this.

[@chanelhutch]

Aww I ♥️ this. Such a cute story!

[@Gorilla_Jones]

😂

[@ashu875]

moral of the story is u can't trust the system

[@ronigeorge5825]

MAAANNNNN

[@brocklee2248]

*Audience Claps*

[@sorepancake4284]

SNL KZbin outro

[@werace5906]

True true

[@septonsephgreiafield9402]

Lmao

[@Cryptati0n]

2:32 i can never get over how elijah looks at ryan while they’re tasing him😭😭

[@dmoon9037]

Satan’s Alley stylee

[@MrSouravrocks]

What do you think i am stupid, my dad is not a phone!! MANNNNN....

[@arunkumar-mb3tp]

duhhhh :-p

[@ricelad8664]

*I THREW IT ON THE GROUND*

[@kerryegan3091]

Anytime I think to myself I’m an adult this sketch pops into my head 😂😂

[@Furrina89]

The real question is 'were Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood on a date?'

[@annijagaspersone4168]

-Was there a lit candle on the table? -No! -Not a date! (not yet at least)

[@Furrina89]

Annija Gaspersone Actually there was before that guy destroyed it :(

[@annijagaspersone4168]

Nope, there wasn't, you can see at the moment he flips the table, there was no candle, other tables had one though!

[@Furrina89]

Annija Gaspersone Maybe they aren't "lit-candle" people? I STILL stand-by my comment :P :D

[@annijagaspersone4168]

And I wasn't really trying to deny your statement (or maybe I was, I'm not sure), I just think they aren't on a date YET! Perhaps they'll go on one after tazering (I don't know if that's even a word) the shit out of Andy, because they obviously had a good time together and they should totally repeat it sometime... lol

[@thefootballplace9245]

At a fancy restaurant, I met a Hollywood Phony Went up to him and said "Hey dude, I m your fan" He said, "Maaaaan. You ain't my fan, You are a person" He Picked me and THREW ME ON THE GROUND!!

[@Junebilation7900]

The real question is, why are you a fan of a phony? The system's getting to you, man. Cant let that happen

[@itcamefromabox]

I come back to this like 3-4 times a year and laugh my guts out every single time.

[@explorer0385]

Why so little?

[@ulrichjungblut]

When Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds offer you their autographs, you better take the damn autographs.

[@muhammadmohsinali8931]

SNL without Andy Samberg is a loss.

[@MegaTamer111]

no way near as funny as SNL with him

[@freddyrichards878]

At least unlike John Belushi, Andy Kaufman, Gilda Radner, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, and George Carlin, Andy's still alive

[@harshsatam9480]

Familiar with the name bill Hader?

[@harshsatam9480]

@@ziada.1990 rrrrrrrrrreally?

[@1manorgy]

Ehh, we got good replacements with B99 on the side so I'd say it's a clear win.

[@johnjacobfriel5591]

This never gets old. Forever a classic.

[@margaritam.9118]

Deadpool and Frodo are on a date 😂

[@jeremybrettfan7742]

Guess there was a rod through his head once again ...

[@danielamendoza3834]

Idk about you but I LAUGHED SO HARD when he said “she hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad, man this ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” 1:12 And the he’s like: “MI DAD’S NOT A PHONE... DUH” OMG HOW CAN I STOP LAUGHING

[@johnmckevitt797]

Fun fact, Ryan isn't actually tasing Andy for flipping his table over He's doing it because Andy slept with his wife

[@thatsomeneattrick1127]

Because Ryan saw the I Just Had Sex hahhahah

[@gametime4229]

@@thatsomeneattrick1127 damn I didn't piece it together until ur comment. Thank you much

[@ohhellobethany]

So then why did Elijah Wood tase him? lol

[@jondunmore4268]

@@ohhellobethany -- Because Elijah is part of the SYS-TEM.

[@lightningpastry2153]

I maintain it's actually because Andy was so disappointing in bed. He made Blake sad, so that guy needs to get tased.

[@Epicmcplayz]

Person: What’s your favourite song? Me: It’s hard to explain.

[@MatthewMurraycogswoth]

Not an original comment

[@harang_1665]

Yeah i agree snl songs way are too catchy... I actually downloaded some lol

[@mladen7641]

Because I threw the explenation on THE GROUND!

[@poyrazhakyemezoglu90]

you mean "hard to explain" by The Strokes?

[@areYouStillUpAt12]

Matthew Murray nothing on the internet is original

[@lindseychan5493]

Whenever my 17 month old throws something to the ground my husband & I say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!". 😆

[@dmoon9037]

@Lindsey Chan “You’re not part of our sys-tem!” Lol

[@katythepsychiclady2342]

Maaannnnnnnnm

[@Shredder-the-draggon]

The doctor hands mean Baby says it’s my son man this ain’t the sun I threw him on the ground

[@thebluephoenix1219]

Ryan Reynolds is having too much fun with his role.

[@LemonDadsicle]

Andy is my favorite SNL host

[@abdullahqureshi1404]

“Some POSER hands me cake at a birthday party. What do you want me to do with this? Eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND” changed me forever.

[@Painleaves]

Reynolds and Wood.. man I ship it

[@xxs_blxvyn_cxx3900]

+Nathan Perez Deadpool + Frodo

[@maocharlisme]

I don't. Absolutely not. Over my dead body as a matter of fact!

[@JustEndPiece]

@@maocharlisme finally someone who agrees!

[@mangenkiou]

I don't know dude,that Wood's face at 2:33 was all like "gonna own that ring tonight" or "heey,it's that Galadriel's flask onyour pocket,or are you as happy as me? " or "someone's comming tonight and it won't be the eagles" or or "better call Gandalf cuz I think I found his staff on my pants"...I better stop. ... Or "Don't tell Sauron,but tonight some black gates are gonna be blown"

[@Shredder-the-draggon]

Indeed

[@ValensBellator]

God he has the best “furious stare at the ground” face lol

[@zaclittlewood7177]

Am I the only one who laughed my head of when he said 'my dad's not a cell phone , duhhhh '

[@myajanette]

“My so called girlfriend.”😭😭

[@Gaia369]

🤣🤣so much doubt in the system

[@EyelessEntity]

Jenny slate was so good in Parks & Rec. Seriously! Most annoying sister ever

[@jameslackey3002]

@@samthfkr stfu

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Still not as annoying as Jean Ralphio, wanted to punch him in the face everytime he opened his mouth

[@edgarcardona228]

Andy only came out one episode

[@Driftwoodbaby]

she was actually the woooooooorrsssssttttt

[@verchotd]

I love how when he throws his girlfriends phone on the ground at first she doesn’t look upset, just Amazed

[@Ensign_Smith]

wHoA!!!

[@dmoon9037]

She already part of his system

[@adamdihyem325]

At the Target with my so- called mom She hands me her card, says here’s the money Maaaaaan this ain’t money this is plastic I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!

[@cleverhardy5230]

You can't just ask for cards! I'm not gonna be a part of your system! You can't pay with plastic, DUH!

[@Embrachu]

People actually liked that comment? They should be thrown to the ground and tased in the butthole until it's on fire.

[@quitethenotion]

This was such an unlocked memory! I remember watching this when I was really young. Wow. Never realized that was Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood.

[@TracyW-me8br]

Years later I still use lines from this song when the situation calls for it

[@blueberrymuffinscottage]

Got this stuck in my head on a random Thursday, and I'm glad I watched it again 9 years later. ❤

[@EvilValenStrife]

Easily one of my all-time favorite skits.

[@reillyl9754]

My 7th grade student teachers would sing this song to me and crack me up when I was getting discouraged in math class. He was the coolest! Thanks Mr Patenode!

[@dmoon9037]

@Reilly L did Mr Patenode throw a hypotenuse on the ground?

[@mrgonzale0978]

2:38 Elijah had fun when Ryan tased the guy's butt.

[@speedycables]

I've watched this like 30 times , still makes me laugh loads!

[@mrsangelleah1981]

I don't know how many times I have died laughing over this video over the years. Lol! I hope it stays up!

[@phuoc-toannguyen7288]

I was chuckling throughout the whole thing, but the tazing part came up tears were coming out and i hurt my stomach laughing so hard. 😁😁😁😁

[@aymanaslam7267]

why is this not more popular?

[@JanineIsNotMyName]

Ayman Aslam it is. check out the lonely island. it's their music channel.

[@joesimon2018]

Because of Laser Cats, Dick in a Box...

[@ross1880]

The hot dog vendor was a writer for The Chris Rock Show, and the Chappelle Show. He was in the Chappelle sketch I Know Black People.

[@buckycore]

Andy's flow is better than most modern rappers

[@AlphaManBigMoney]

This makes me laugh uncontrollably each time

[@ahanaaa2704]

At a wedding with my so called boyfriend He says "honey, we should try this too" Maaaaaaaan, i ain't honey, i am a person I THREW HIM ON THE GROUND

[@crazzyflynn2433]

I am not the part of the system!

[@YolandaAnneBrown95726]

1:51 that look on the kid's face. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dmoon9037]

Rapper’s system robbed kid of 4 years of innocence

[@DogeAnimations]

“I threw the rest of the cake too” Holy crap I’m dead 😂

[@skylarpenney5259]

"IM AN ADULT" and other jokes we tell ourselves.

[@4334surf]

Moral of the story, you can't trust the system, MAAAANNNNNN

[@thenexva]

I was showed this in middle school for one of my drama classes. Needless to say, my teacher had an excellent sense of humor.

[@dansalon3267]

YOU CANT BUY ME HOT DOG MAN Most underrated line

[@schawdaya]

Never thought I'd see Frodo and Deadpool working together but here we are

[@kkshady]

this is an underrated gem

[@AlexMercadoGo]

Sometimes, when I’m with my friends, or co-workers, or mother-in-law, I yell, “I threw it on the ground” and destroy things. I’ve been doing it for years. I just now remembered why.

[@MrUndersolo]

Someone gave me seeds for the garden. She said, “These are tomatoes and celery.” I said, “Do I look like an idiot?” “These ain’t vegetables; they’re seeds!” I THREW THEM ON THE... Oh, wait...

[@FlokiIsMe]

Watching this year's later as an adult and now recognizing who the "Hollywood phonies" are makes this song so much better.

[@Pedro-tl7jg]

At the school my so-called teacher She gives some papers, says its homework Maaaaaan this ain't homework This is some papers! I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDD

[@dr.s.choudhury8089]

"My dad is not a phone, duuuuhhh!!!!"😂😂

[@himalsharmasubedi9404]

happy birthday to the ground

[@johnmartin4119]

Welcome to the REAL WORLD JACKASS!!

[@neilp192]

Pure genius. "Some poser hands me cake."

[@aaronipepperoni1362]

I love how elija and Ryan seem to enjoy that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oliversrensen8490]

My grandma gave me my grandpa's ashes AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUND

[@wednesdaysleftshoe]

“MY DADS NOT A PHONE. DUHHHH” WHWHDHQHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAH

[@huongtranthanh5608]

i love how the audience reaction escalated

[@Tenchigo100]

Some military dude came strolling up, laughing and stabbing the floor with his boots! He handed me a grenade and said "Hold this, it's a live one". MAAAAN I don't support the army! THEY SUPPORT THE SYSTEM! SO I THREW IT ON THE GROOU-

[@cringeygamer69]

This is my favorite snl skit.

[@halo-august3452]

Mine Too.

[@thesaulsurvivor4450]

anyone else weirdly want a buddy cop movie with Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood?

[@LisaAnnie93]

happy birthday to the GROUND

[@dr.robertlyonsjr.3758]

This was by far one of the funniest skits ever on snl

[@pwalsh793]

andy is the best on SNL

[@simonhorak]

paul anthony walsh what about Andrew Garfield

[@spencerlee8064]

1:48 Who else thought this was really satisfying?

[@Nibiru3600X]

“Welcome to the real world, Jackass!” 🤣😂😂

[@siwaaaax]

I LOVE YOU ANDY!

[@lizmagu3189]

"What you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of the system. My dads not a cell phone. DUH!! 🤣🤣 My all-time favorite digital short!!

[@The07daniela]

samberg was the king of digital shorts

[@fullbag50]

1:12 - 'She hands me her so-called cell phone. I said "This ain't a cell phone, this is a laptop"...and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!'

[@TheLovelySheri]

Frodo and deadpool

[@JolietJakeJ]

Ryan's "so you have chosen death" face as he powers up that taser gives me chills every time.

[@timafiggy]

" Happy Birfday to thaaa Graaaaaounnnnnd"!

[@RagnarokMic]

It’s now a literal impossibility for me to eat birthday cake without thinking “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!”

[@Roardawg]

I couldn't believe this was vintage, I was in high school when this came out. But then I saw the blackberry. Can't trust the system, man

[@amandaneese7813]

Andy is a comic genius

[@spunkyflunkrdoodle467]

“I’M AN ADUUUULLLLTTTT” lives in my head rent free