So I Finally Watched The Emoji Movie...

[@24FramesOfNick]

Alien weens

[@danieljarrett6047]

Hell yeah

[@mick5055]

Ocean man by ween

[@perc-g2c]

butt

[@garrettv219]

🎍

[@maxwellsings]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@theamazingfilmguy3070]

"The emoji movie is a 2017 sci-fi horror" the most true words ever spoken by a human

[@blueshell292]

horror would imply that you actually derived enjoyment from being frightened

[@theamazingfilmguy3070]

@@blueshell292 I don't like to be scared

[@yoshidex64]

🎍meaning in Japan:Kadomatsu is a bamboo decoration which is put in homes at the start of the new year. 🎍meaning in America: *Bunch of Alien weens*

[@vibing6530]

🎍🎍🎍

[@KyleKyle__]

Yoshidex 64 Bruh I use that emoji **every** DaY

[@ikezac5366]

🎍

[@Moon_in_Flames]

🎍

[@フアン-f6e]

🎍

[@doubtful_seer]

I’m very concerned that this whole video is just an elaborate cover for you to ask for help telling the difference between romaine lettuce and iceberg lettuce.

[@Karin-fj3eu]

Wait what I haven't even watched the video yet huh they don't look alike at all

[@jaydenslaptop]

Nicole Wren iceberg lettuce is just WATER

[@sarasthoughts]

Iceberg is lighter

[@jonnnnniej]

It could also be kale, andive or cabbage

[@icypenguinparty]

@@jonnnnniej it’s romaine

[@Aaron-b.6q]

"The Emoji Movie is a sci-fi Horror" Made me laugh too HARD

[@GeekOnTheRun519]

More like Paychological horror

[@Vexxter]

They probably wrote the whole script in emoji's instead of text.

[@bintangmeneroka]

Underrated comment 💀

[@alexuploads9866]

@@bintangmeneroka it is

[@jinnans_gd]

SCENE 1 🙏😤😍🤢😍👁️👁️❤️🙏🇩🇪😍🇩🇪👌🙇👄❤️😭🙏😤😎🙄😤😎👍❤️😭😭❤️👁️😍😤🤬💪😍👍😄👍😭😂😭🙏🤑

[@AE_15x]

SCENE 2 😠🙀😠🙀😿🤬😿💄🙏🙏😿🙏👽🙏🤖🙏☝️☝️🤠✋🤚🤑👳👩‍🦲👩🏼‍💻🧑‍🏭🧑‍🎤👨‍🍳🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤🎅👰🏽👩🏻‍🦯🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️👕👕👕👕🥼🥼🥼🥼🪢👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👧🐢🐢🐢🐒🐒🐒🐵🙉🙊🙊🐌🪳🦂🦕

[@anam8or]

SCENE 3 😒😧😒 🚽💩💩 🚽🚽🚽

[@randomcat5262]

Emoji movie: gene gets in trouble by making multiple "faces" while being scanned and fixes the problem by making multiple faces while being scanned, doing the exact same thing but somehow the result is different

[@gsus485]

Do you know the definition of insanity?

[@cringepatrol6393]

@@gsus485 yes

[@hugnboba]

Moral lesson: If you'll change faces while being scanned, do it slowly.

[@reversereality6799]

@@awesomegaming1991 no. You don't have to do that.

[@ratkiller6237]

@@awesomegaming1991 tounge

[@yakimewoof8978]

The boy could have just said, "wrong emoji lmao" and it would been over

[@jonathanbacenty6485]

That would still be better than this abomination of a movie

[@theuglydumbird]

*roll credits*

[@einokei]

ikr

[@traktor420]

Or he couod’ve just deleted and reinstalled his Alien weens app

[@RGC_animation]

Nah, if you get the wrong emo, you send more of the wrong emo

[@youranamvs8351]

Okay but can we talk about how the animation is brilliant and was literally just WASTED?? These characters could have been amazing if the storyline EXISTED

[@yintoons7807]

Can't believe the boy's crush fell for him because of a damn emoji.

[@ictogon]

You underestimate my power... 🤤

[@Walkingmango]

Emoji digger

[@kieranstark7213]

Not to mention that the boy has the same actor as Max Russo whom he looks like yet he has the same first name as Max’s sister whom Addie also looks like… I guess the people that made The Emoji Movie are secretly Malex (Mason/Max x Alex) shippers.

[@nathanielheffernan4595]

And it wasn't the eggplant emoji. Very unrealistic

[@Spongyboi897]

@Marvel x DC Fanboy I would

[@kayleecaca]

*This movie is literally just a very long un-skipable ad.*

[@donaldbaird7849]

An ad that you pay to see

[@UltimateTS64]

Facts 😂

[@PsychAxE]

More like a fever dream

[@SC-ce3vp]

@@PsychAxE nah that'll have you experience something, this movie offers nothing

[@PsychAxE]

@@SC-ce3vp True

[@zoeallessi809]

The real question is why did they not make him a happy emoji where he could’ve just gone through life being sad and it being really hard for him to always be happy but no they had to do...this...

[@cynicalperson161]

Exactly. As cringey as this movie is, it would have been at least tolerable if it explored the city that the emojis live in more.

[@lovelesswish1972]

That would have been Inside Out again...

[@xem_ity]

@@lovelesswish1972 that wouldve been smiling depression

[@skuliosis_]

thats just Emoji Joker 2019

[@lovelesswish1972]

@@skuliosis_ 🧓🔫🤡

[@a.r.l.1686]

The movie literally ends with the boy sending one emoji to a girl who sent him a message two weeks before. It took him that long just to send one anime’s emoji 💀

[@antwuanbutler6580]

Actually the eggplant being underused on the main character’s phone is brilliant because the main character cant get any

[@prophetofwatersheep8100]

Why would he, he's trying to impress a girl?

[@antwuanbutler6580]

Prophet of WaterSheep we all know the protagonist has a 3 incher at most

[@axolonix]

@@antwuanbutler6580 1 incher take it or nothing

[@mariareyes129]

@@axolonix, y'all are being WAY WAY too generous, he's a 0.5cm at most.

[@lightlylemony]

@@mariareyes129 dude dude your being too generous. He's a 0.1.

[@oscar2234]

I watched the movie for free and I still want my money back. Umm, it's wired how many people have like this but thank you so much.

[@dnub78]

Here 💸💸

[@cole_3374]

Same I want a quadruple refund

[@dreadfulroses]

your money is your precious time

[@bradysullivan4548]

I want my part of my soul I lost back

[@Zupiii]

I want my hours back.

[@mangostiin]

To this day, I still wonder why Alex thought it was a good idea to send a “meh” emoji to his crush

[@racheln8563]

Because the movie is written by middle-aged people who think a kid's answer to everything is "Whatever...."

[@TheThirdPlayer07]

🎍

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

@@TheThirdPlayer07 🇮🇴

[@craigforsyth4588]

Ugh, I don’t know what’s worse, the last airbender movie or the emoji movie.

[@theodor.thegreat3911]

@@craigforsyth4588 don't...remind me of...THAT

[@chilling_koala]

I once wrote a somewhat interesting (in my opinion) script to this movie, in which Alex is a lonely, stressed, kinda ''loser'' guy who is sucks at building relationships, experiencing feelings and communication. The emojis on his phone sorta hate him because he never send them due to his lack of friends or people to talk to. But one day, Gene, who can't fit in this society where everyone have just one role to play, find a photo about a girl, Alex's crush and make up a plan to bring them together. High Five, who hates that he is never sent and that his life is worthless, goes with him. They start a journey in Alex's phone and find out about his insecurities trough applications (the ''Facebook-shadows'' could drain his confidence with the images of more popular, cooler, perfect people just like real social media often do, the trolls could have roles as lifeless jerks full of hate talking shit about his content in comments, the games he playing with could caused him being bullied). There would be some character development, Gene could find a way he can be himself, High Five could understand his life isn't worthless, they could keep the meh couple and the blue-haired girl, and in the end, Gene the everything-emoji could turn into a gif or something, and send himself to Alex's crush, bringing them together and making Alex to start being more open towards people (Sorry for my bad english, I hope you will understand the comment)

[@bearcatstudios6504]

Great idea! 🎉

[@FluffyEclairs]

You wrote this in probably less than 30 minutes. Hundreds of people worked on the Emoji Movie. You wrote a better plot that multi million dollar budget movie.

[@theman6422]

Bro, they didn’t put my man angelo in this movie, and he’s the most popular emoji 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🎍🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@theman6422]

Andrei Reurean Pintilei yo, alien ween

[@tawnypelt69420]

Bruh, this chill shit reminds me of those find the difference emoji comments, bruuhuhuhuh dawg.

[@jessica.m.thornhill2300]

I feel you 😔✊ 🗿✊

[@sufferdocean0965]

What about 🦧 where is he

[@mika-kb8yd]

Yoda Burger eee 🦧

[@spookybugz2113]

"The Emoji Movie is a 2017 sci-fi horror movie" that's the best description I've ever heard 🎍

[@mckaygoodman6514]

get ready.... for a truly terrifying experience... that will leave you screaming in fear... you thought they were gone for good.... but now it's time.... for chapter two.... The Emoji Movie Two! *screaming*

[@spookybugz2113]

That's terrifying to even think about. My peanut brain can't comprehend that, man. 😂

[@axef2946]

I think he always calls movies a ‘Sci-fi Horror Movie’. He did it with Barnyard too.

[@harmony453]

Fun fact: They cancelled Popeye the movie for this trash. edit: or postponed I guess

[@touringmoss3135]

They should've gave us Popeye!

[@hummybird2546]

I would have watched the Popeye movie!!!

[@touringmoss3135]

@@hummybird2546 yes thank you

[@sallyalvarez1854]

🎍🎍🎍

[@giulioturina2772]

Excuse me whAT

[@nolin_deer]

"Hands died but they rescued him sadly" I literally died laughing 🤣 I can feel your pain dude I was so excited when I saw him get taken away I was like damn finally they did something right, oh wait nvm he's back

[@innertuber4049]

The Jailbreak storyline was just tragic. I was annoyed with her generic "girl-power" introduction, then straight-up shocked when she EMBRACED BEING A PRINCESS AND IN LOVE. Like, neither is a bad thing, but what's the message? What's the purpose? Be a Disney princess like society tells you that you ought to? The whole character was just confusing and bad.

[@doublesam6514]

The whole movie was confusing and bad mate

[@NatetheNintendofan]

#liveinnminecarft

[@supremecalamitas342]

@@NatetheNintendofan whut

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

@@NatetheNintendofan kk

[@GammaProtogolin]

Didn’t Jailbreak also come off as lesbian and they basically made her feel bad for not reciprocating Gene’s feelings?

[@BREADSWORD]

Everybody Gangsta Until 🎍 Start Walkin

[@JacketCK]

Bruh same 🎍

[@Omar-hc4co]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@Lucasio1209]

We gonna find them alien weens in Area 51

[@melon4345]

Bamboo can't walk

[@Omar-hc4co]

@@melon4345 not with that attitude

[@asdfrg100]

nick reading the comments of everyone telling him the alien weens is just bamboo: *bamboozled* 🎋🎍🎍🎋

[@adamhearrell5038]

leave now

[@xaviersims3327]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@charlieman1682]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@Eeeeerisssss]

Ive looked for 17 years and I still can't find this emoji

[@deadbear544]

🎍

[@calebplays2036]

🎍 is a Japanese kadomatsu, composed of pine leaves and bamboo shoots. Traditionally placed outside homes in Japan around the New Year to welcome spirits for a plentiful, happy year ahead.

[@captaincommando5072]

Ween

[@UrLoPi02]

Alien pp

[@kottonkandy0962]

Fun fact: someone on a discord server I was in just straight up uploaded the entire emoji movie into the chat and I downloaded it, so now I have a very low quality copy of the emoji movie on my computer.

[@mitspuk2332]

Kottonkandy09 _send_

[@AhDollar]

@@mitspuk2332 Honestly, the law probably would let you off with a mere warning if you pirated this film.

[@azekiel2114]

We had one guy turn the entire emoji movie into a GIF emote

[@AhDollar]

@@azekiel2114 lol

[@midgetman4206]

Why? Have you regretted your decision yet?

[@Its_nautiee]

Into the spider verse was basically an apology from Sony for making this horrendous movie

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

That’s defiantly an s tier or at least an a+ tier apology.

[@wazzupp1029]

A worthy apology would be to destroy all copy’s of this movie

[@irhrjjrjrkekwoowoe]

APOLOGY ACCEPTED THAT MOVIE WAS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tiramiisu0]

Apology accepted.

[@TheRealTact]

Sony has redeemed themselves very well

[@Minersteev]

the animated emoji thing that gene does is literally impossible. the scanner isn't capturing 2d video, it is a straight line that scans down the emoji slowly, and wouldnt record gene's body all at once for a video. gene is in a completely different pose each moment of the scan, it would just be a mess of pixels.

[@Cushla-np4pt]

um are u doubting the emoji movie? we all know the emoji movie is only objective facts so no

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

ah yes my favorite emoji , the dsjfjsdgfjsgjfgjaaghj emoji

[@trevorragan3572]

@@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN the stroke emoji

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

@@trevorragan3572 the my mental state at all times emoji

[@k_ehm]

I thought of that

[@erikaann3181]

What is more terrifying is the fact that the hand emoji can dislocate his pinkie finger

[@someoneudontknow4304]

"He died, but they rescued him, sadly"

[@nottoofast]

@Irgend ein Müll That's how

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

@@nottoofast woah

[@therealspicybadger5071]

The fact an emoji won over a girl makes me want to drive 80 mph in a school zone

[@tastedivinefury2198]

u good?

[@triaquatics7905]

He has a point

[@BoneularJones]

All ready did it for ya my dude.

[@brainkiller7503]

Waste of gas money when you could just use a gun

[@red1spider]

@@brainkiller7503 but thats a waste of gunpowder

[@jamssy3409]

The Emoji Movie was from 2017??? I thought it was some movie I loved as a kid back in the late 2000's before I rewatched it as a teenager and realizing it was actually awful

[@rorormzz]

Literally, the 80% of all the emojis are completely useless, it's like, there's even face emoji's that i never use in my entire life. But you're telling me that the hive-five emoji is less popular than the tree's emojis? Dude pls

[@iminalotoffandomslol4340]

Ikr I always use the ✋😪

[@alicem1961]

I like the trees :( 🌲 🌳

[@iminalotoffandomslol4340]

@@floralnightgowns1 um chile

[@evanj2400]

I use these: 🗿😂🅱️🎍🎷👎👊🏻👆🏻👍🙏🏻😃

[@auheckna]

📿🏺⚱️ I rarely see these

[@theepoopydoodoo]

My favorite joke is Nick miscategorizing every movie. It's such a little thing but I love it so much

[@amani2358]

🌺💐🌸💐🌺🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸💐🌺🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸🌺💐🌸💐🌺💐🌺🌸

[@UltimateTS64]

Yeah same

[@pizzadwight8923]

@@amani2358 exactly

[@124dkg9]

This movie is a horror documentary about the everlasting economic crisis we deal with on a daily basis

[@telightpryramid767]

He didn't miscategorize anything

[@NovaKnight_]

alternative title: nick not knowing what bamboo is for 20 minutes straight

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

a l i e n w e e n

[@iminawhitebox7717]

You mean alien weens

[@lexihopes]

Also that is clearly romaine. Iceberg is much rounder.

[@NearSmash]

StrawberryCola uhh r/whoooosh

[@NovaKnight_]

Near i know it’s a joke. 🙄

[@RobotPilots]

The best thing (and remember, just because it's the best doesn't mean it's good) to come out of this movie was the Shadman drawing of Ally.

[@zer0h0ur85]

When the hand emoji went ✋👈🖖👋✊🖐🤙☝️👉🤞👍✌️that really hit me.

[@britishpigeon838]

Bro same

[@barbararab6390]

Why do you want to rape a space hippo?

[@itsmelewkas3688]

🎍

[@battybuddy]

Gelatina_Royal why would you NOT want to rape a space hippo?

[@faristurjman2134]

🖕My favorite quote from the hand

[@Pokemonleafmon]

"It came out two years ago and noone has been talking about it all of 2019" Hell Yeah! Let this film di- wait... 2 YEARS!?!?

[@DanielLightspeedMcNair]

dear lord where did the time go

[@Pokemonleafmon]

@@DanielLightspeedMcNair At this rate I'll be 75 in a year or two

[@tatowyn9614]

me: bamboo, him: alien ween, me: alien ween

[@Chaoscelus]

these are the kind of sentences you don't understand until you watch the video

[@ccherry.berryy]

Yup

[@theparanormal5068]

This is true alien ween for life

[@Plututo]

🎍

[@ghoulslayer-8554]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@NickAndriadze]

*4:18* Wow, didn't know that the Emoji Movie was a cautionary tale about laziness disguised as a documentary of emojis!

[@alistar.apprentice1750]

Imagine that main character’s parent having him and they’re just like; “m e h”

[@soup5274]

It’s not like he’s a baby anyway..

[@joaopereira817]

This was funnier than the whole movie.

[@luigikrabs2245]

This is why god is not on earth

[@alistar.apprentice1750]

@@luigikrabs2245 what u mean

[@luigikrabs2245]

The true meaning that god is not on earth IS tHIS MOBIE

[@seulgisjoy7439]

I still have one question tho... When they eat, because they have to eat something to survive I guess, do they eat emojis? Cause, well that would be cannibalism. And do they pay with dollar emojis? What a abusive society.

[@seulgisjoy7439]

@@Alyxovert2 I don't know, like how does he speak?

[@Greenhaven]

I mean there are bathrooms in the movie and that tells us that they do poop which means that they do eat

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

@@Greenhaven but there is a poop emoji so everytime he poops ummmm

[@lolok6338]

Foxy the pirate they give birth to a poop emoji every time they use the washroom- I- I’ll stop

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

What if like a 🍩 emoji liked it and was like, “uwu chew me up daddy”.

[@taigatanfan_]

“Timmy Turner did it first” That’s a sentence i never thought I’d ever hear in my life, and it somewhat terrifies me

[@starkiller6tothe9gaming81]

That show is dead and it's sad , really really sad

[@starkiller6tothe9gaming81]

@Madisyn Stanley (981MadStan) by rebooted you mean turned it into something else that I don't know what it is anymore , unrecognizable!

[@nose-rice]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought the scan introduction was weird 🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@-Wayla-]

We will just ignore that they literally killed Just Dance girl?

[@Yeet-ow8mw]

She fuckin deserved it

[@Cyanidedan]

🎍

[@spence8507]

Yes we will

[@kristinahuchison2511]

IKR? I was so annoyed Gene rescued High Five, and I seriously thought they were gonna rescue the Just Dance girl for the dance-off ending. High Five was super annoying

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I can't believe Sony went from this to Spider-Verse.

[@hokmabattle3]

I didn't actually know Sony made The Emoji Movie

[@SonicGold34]

I cant believe Sony went from badass Popeye to the emoji movie to spider verse

[@ghostriderpenanceeyes5913]

@@SonicGold34 I actually wanna say that but you took it.

[@madisnzz]

I’d rather want the popeye movie ;-;

[@cheesebatto]

it's just like a friend said, this is not the same studio, it is not the same Sony Pictures Animation.

[@tyloavery6763]

Sony coming from this to Spiderverse was the best redemption arc since Zuko

[@brandonandrew7226]

its different people who made spiderverse

[@tyloavery6763]

@@brandonandrew7226 well duh, but still funny

[@dontspoil5723]

Also DreamWorks, Makes a masterpiece like Prince of Egypt and makes a shitty movie like Bee Movie.

[@spronks]

@@dontspoil5723 bee movie is fun

[@jenherring3039]

True

[@Ireallydontcare101]

“Emoji move, yellow. hyahaA” IM DYING 💀💀💀😂

[@drayiskewl]

To be fair, the designs of the humans looking tired all the time ain't that far off

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Keep in mind that the Popeye remake was cancelled for this movie.

[@antboy9252]

Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz I thought they cancelled it for Transylvania 3

[@awerelia]

lets raid sony's hq instead of area 51

[@BugsyFoga]

No it wasn't

[@faith9196]

Bruh fuck that

[@eddiea4358]

It's more complicated than that

[@TranquilMoths1015]

That feeling when🎍is actually just a potted bamboo plant

[@SilentHillBaby]

no its an ALIENWEEN

[@swagg3rcat]

🎍

[@zerosocialskillz1221]

Now I’m reading this as “bamboo plant”

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

A L I E N W E E N

[@Oldmangamess]

🎍

[@senoreg]

"What they got against my man Steven?" shows a picture of Scott the Woz

[@CrypticShadow04]

How the hell is this the same company that made Spider-Man into the spider verse I don’t understand

[@rory6281]

The same company made sonic 06 and sonic 3&K

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Well you see uh.... well... sometimes when you take ALOT of coal (garbage things Sony made.) and then when you crush them then you get a diamond.

[@artofcujo]

Sony is bipolar as fuck

[@serenitynow85]

Well Spider-Man is a decades long well known developed character... the other is an emoji

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

Sony has a potential, they just don't know how to use it.

[@zuiobijoux7329]

bet they got the secret of the "🎍" in area 51

[@hevillepeacefoot8647]

🎍

[@gluelover1239]

🎍

[@Dgero]

🎍

[@madeez2922]

🎍

[@overlessbruhmeow]

🎍

[@dwililith]

🎍I’ve Never Seen Anyone Use This Emoji Until Now

[@anejkosak]

It's basically japan's Christmas tree so it's probably used there

[@turtz0]

@@anejkosak it's bamboo

[@josephesckilsen4556]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@TheDreamer844]

I never knew that emoji even existed

[@wetbeaver8215]

When your a PC user so you just copy and paste 🎍🎍🎍

[@umidk2844]

This sacrifice shall not be forgotten, now don’t forget ours when watching this

[@alicemae9652]

So you committed to "TJmoji" for the whole video but never once figured out "James CordHAND".... come on man...

[@billwilliams2453]

Genius

[@andyrew6206]

I still can’t get over the fact that he din’t mention that the poop emoji is voiced by Patrick steward...

[@ThaGoatCSG]

🎍

[@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898]

@@andyrew6206 you mean Patrick pooward?

[@andyrew6206]

dont ask me about my profile picture that’s SIR, SIR Patrick Pooward for you, mister

[@seulgisjoy7439]

"Hand dies, but they rescued him. Sadly" Got me wheezing

[@daddykarlmarx6183]

When this came out me and my friends watched it in theaters ironically... And then my grandma surprised me and my siblings with tickets because she heard us talking about it and thought it was something we were actually interested in lmao, so I watched this twice... In theaters...

[@angh3094]

Awww that's actually really sweet, I like your grandma she seems like a very nice woman

[@PUNISHERMHS_2021]

Okay but your grandma though... what a wholesome person, protect her

[@scraub8913]

Nice that she thought of you and that you followed up and watched it twice, but that's really funny lmao

[@sophiawahdan]

Your grandma is so sweet for that though!

[@redpanda6497]

Her idea was terrible, but ow, that's still sweet. Your grandma is great.

[@BadMarriageKawagoe]

Subway Surfer and Flappy Bird... Christ I'm older than I realized. I was playing Asphalt 2 on my flip phone in highschool.

[@bfbuilders]

Interesting how Sony made one of the worse animated movies in reacted years: The Emoji Movie To one of the best animated movies in recent years: Spiderman Into the Spider Verse

[@jontreceeee]

david_justin5523 I agree

[@bfbuilders]

Kopal Gupta what are you talking about I know that

[@mynewaccisecksspot6529]

@@bfbuilders bruh you edited it

[@bfbuilders]

Tawn Tawn uhh no I didn’t what are you talking about???

[@mynewaccisecksspot6529]

@@bfbuilders look at you own comment's time- "3 weeks ago (EDITED)". Bruh don't try and deny-

[@xeoney]

"They all either look tired, exhausted or just wearing eyeliner." That's an accurate way to describe all teens literally everywhere. There isn't a teen in existence that isn't one of these.

[@dyslexiclihgt8435]

Never have i been so offended, by something i 100% agree with

[@mailman7]

I feel attacked by the thing I genuinely argee

[@Kirra-queen]

Jokes on you, I JUST LOOK TIRED, IM JUST APATHETIC

[@milli___]

I always look tired haha

[@egdog5169]

Schools:😳🤫

[@unfocusedlocus4359]

Nick: that sounds like a Segway to our sponsor Me: laughing at how bad the Segway to the sponsor was Also me: hold up

[@JacketCK]

Segway more like 🎍

[@kacpercicharski3431]

@@JacketCK ikr hahaaha

[@christianmbong]

segue*

[@GotSwissd]

Generic conversation Him: 💩💦🥵🐷👄🍔👩‍🍳🤢🤮💩 Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you

[@philip-antoinechevalier5855]

And my 5th grade teacher decorated the whole classroom with this movie's merch. No wonder why I need a psychologist

[@AnEldritchBeing]

A psychologist wouldn't help with anything like... THAT, something as traumatizing as emoji movie merch cannot be fixed or forgotten.

[@Thepre-fixfordeath]

WAIT THERES MERCH? WHATS NEXT A SEQUAL?

[@Thepre-fixfordeath]

@@AnEldritchBeing I bet

[@nathanstuartstan7020]

@@Thepre-fixfordeath this whole movie is an ad

[@Thepre-fixfordeath]

@@nathanstuartstan7020 ik

[@AtariiWave]

Here In Latin America they changed Jailbreak name to "Lady Hacker". It's not a joke.

[@elpinchetti]

JAJAJAJDJS SIII

[@Caiti8]

I actually made a original character Called Linda jailbreak in relatable humanoid form

[@nubo3517]

ik I also leave in Latin America and I hate it

[@sandwichofham3837]

Steel Penguin bruh.

[@ddslickteam5296]

“I send them to my girlfriend, she loves them.” Girlfriend: *”We’re breaking up”*

[@isaacmortensen3416]

💩💦😥🐷👄🍔👩‍🍳🤢🤮💩

[@mozillafirefox3447]

Isaac Mortensen We’re breaking up

[@Dgero]

🅱️

[@3129021jc]

You're just repeating what everyone saw on screen.

[@theinfinitynoob8970]

Nash's #1 fan yeah so it doesn’t matter they are just pointing it out

[@haidergoraya3098]

It’s honestly insane how Sony Animation went from this crap to Spiderverse to the Mitchells vs Machines to another Spiderverse sequel!

[@yourmangotnocheese6059]

🎍alien weens🎍: nobody will notice us Nick: alien weens 🎍alien weens🎍: Sh*t

[@jacebagley3025]

🎍:alien ween

[@ebullience4647]

🎍alien weens

[@cjmynameboi2651]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@alfredfreedomjones5105]

what is that emoji actially supposed to mean?

[@aeliyix]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@bracoeth]

if the movie was actually good, i could see the eggplant emoji in the room where the unpopular emojis go as implying the main human character being awkward and never getting to talk with girls, but in this movie i just assume it's ignorance

[@ahumanwithinternet2761]

lmao you're looking too far into it, man

[@MariOmor1]

lol the eggplant emoji isn't that unpopular, I think you know why :)

[@bracoeth]

@@MariOmor1 i'm aware, but in the movie the emojis in that room wouldn't be the least popular, it would be the ones used the least by the main character, which was my point

[@aleaf01]

But that would require thought for the makers of the film. That's tooo smart for the emoji movie. :(

[@xPandamon]

"It's not easy being meh" Well, it is. The movie accomplished that perfectly!

[@AJ69238]

Nah Boi, it was terrible

[@xPandamon]

@@AJ69238 Yeah it was but it just fits so well unironically

[@Iwatch2019cartoonsobsessively]

Sadly, one of my teachers keeps her computers and stuff in a bag with Hand emoji on it, and I see it everyday, with his stupid face, and his anger inducing smile

[@derpyderp1295]

How I get in to Area 51: 😑 How I get out: 🎍

[@mangomountain5368]

Derpy Derp ded meme

[@Herobrine-ze2rx]

MangoMountain Gaming the meme will last until 9/20/19 it’s not dead that is the day of the raid

[@thedonker526]

Herobrine the meme is dead nobody talks about it anymore people are still gonna go but the meme is dead

[@jameshumphrey3425]

The Donker people obviously are still talking about it...

[@joshuacaban8880]

🎍

[@airbooks9163]

Emojis are just budget hieroglyphics what do they mean “most important invention in human history”???

[@Alpha-gk6hd]

🤔

[@calebg6587]

🔥> 😀

[@No-uz8vv]

🗿

[@macadamianut824]

👁👄👁

[@person.w9780]

😩👌

[@Zouth]

6:33 “What does the movie have against my boy Steven” *Shows Scott*

[@AlexStudiosChannel]

Shows Scott, WBAMO!

[@repmel]

Hey y'all, Steven here.

[@Double400]

@@repmel hey ALL HEY ALL FUCK THIS PISSES ME OFF

[@Ikea-sw3gn]

@@repmel oh no, what's this, what's this, a trick with a twist.

[@lowen__]

Had to check if Scott was short for Steven or some bullshit

[@AMaskedCat]

The first minute and 5 seconds in the beginning have more emotional depth than both the entire movie and most Netflix originals nowadays have COMBINED.

[@dyllpickleproduces9588]

The only kinda funny joke that I thought was alright was when the devil is trying to negotiate with the angel about timeshares. Timeshare truly is the work of the devil.

[@ghoulish_graveyard]

The movie was "Phone ruined cause hormones" "Phone saved cause hormones"

[@tastedivinefury2198]

🗿

[@thepurplebirdwunderwaffen]

What if this movie gets a sequel and it's actually good

[@hamidsoltanpor9630]

popeye the movie: the dream that never got to come true the emoji movie: the torturous atrocity spiderman in to the spiderverse : the apology

[@senpaithehandsomelad7732]

So true. I actually wanna cry

[@mtsaqif267]

You actually stole this comment

[@RANDOMLYDUMB_yeah]

Hi

[@youbuttermybiscuit7]

@@mtsaqif267 that ain't gonna change anything 💀

[@mtsaqif267]

@@youbuttermybiscuit7 no, it already change everything 💀

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

Why do boomers act like "kids are so dumb, they only use emojis, they don't write words", When in fact the only people whom I have ever seen use emojis unironically are boomers?

[@blueghost4769]

Honestly I only use these emojis 😂😅😉😊😔🙄😒, but only because in text form you can't speak in different tones and emojis can help a bit

[@ilovetwilight65]

@@blueghost4769 yeah i agree, same. Especially with sarcasm. You can't tell what sarcasm is through text sometimes lol so emojis def help lol

[@corbinfall]

I almost never use emojis and if i do its the pride flag or parrot one I usually write super long paragraphs to my friends

[@tugmylantern4244]

Yeah, using emojis if you are not a boomer..is a complete sin.

[@ratadedospatas1]

The only emojis I ever use: 🥺😳🥵

[@joaquinflores2741]

What if you Wanted to go to heaven But god said 🎍

[@gwenk903]

I hate that I laughed at that

[@karateparty100]

Unauthorized cashews Me tto

[@karateparty100]

*too

[@QuanHoang-up5xu]

I have never laugh so much for a emoji

[@techtalks3332]

now that's god-level :D

[@fatimahanwaar306]

99% of the comments (about the "bamboo emoji" which is actually a pine decoration emoji also known as kadomatsu) 1% about the actual video

[@K-MasterGirl]

The 🎍 emoji: “A Japanese kadomatsu, composed of pine leaves and bamboo shoots. Traditionally placed outside homes in Japan around the New Year to welcome spirits for a plentiful, happy year ahead, also known as the alien ween circa 2019.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

lmao nice

[@Acousticmf123]

Lmao it looks like bamboo sticks in my pov

[@kurinthekitty6842]

I'm glad they didn't include these one's 🎋🎎🎏🎐🎑🧧🍱🇯🇵

[@KrillGorilla]

alien ween

[@georgeboolehsbsha5788]

🎍

[@gluebottles925]

You forgot about the part where they tried to invent a dance that would be replicated by young people everywhere but failed miserably

[@tulikachatterjee8787]

*E M O J I POP* the most cursed dance

[@barkingsandwich]

@Excelsis kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZvbhatjrbWlmtU

[@cupio-stardust]

I have never seen a kid who replicated the dance, I’m proud.

[@rin.8115]

Me: Mom can we get 🎍? Mom: We already have 🎍 at home 🎍 at home: 🎍

[@seldomstudios6351]

Me: but dads always at home

[@liamchristy5916]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@InvitedRhino683]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@lukeamerson8177]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@Binky1325]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@i.didnt.do.anything]

“I send them to my girlfriend a lot,she loves them😊” “im breaking up with you”

[@whatface1278]

“The emoji movie is a 2017 sci-fi horror...” Bro....you’ve slain me

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

🎍

[@toasty4710]

Bruh when Nick said “🎍” I felt that 😤😭😫

[@dragonforcestudios4216]

Toasty WHERE IS THAT EMOJI

[@dawngrannum682]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@radiusx89]

🎍🎍🎍

[@tychamberlain2119]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@meraki67]

🎍🎍

[@-pink]

"hand dies but they saved him *sadly* " m y m o o d w h e n i t h a p p e n e d

[@ScorpEnrage]

14:50 dr seuss been quiet ever since this vid dropped

[@DuckBoxHouse]

I saw this in my notifications and audibly said "Nick no.."

[@wadlleg5203]

Can we get a 🎍in the chat

[@tychamberlain2119]

🎍

[@Poooll]

🎍

[@danny-zj7pw]

Still mad the “🤠” emoji wasn’t released then 😔

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

the what emoji

[@crackofdawn805]

Should’ve starred a depressed 🤠

[@lucybarnes8969]

Yeehaw emoji is my spirit animal

[@Turnibean]

He is my very soul. I would cease to exist if it weren't for our Lord and savior 🤠.

[@somethingsomething1763]

🎍🎍

[@tomisabighomosexual697]

Is there racism between the different human emojis in this universe

[@Cybernaut551]

Math Error

[@owenmitchell1469]

Probably not

[@TahtahmesDiary]

😬😬😬 That got real 💔

[@CaseyShontz]

Jason Is A Big Homoseual oof ✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿 there I solved emoji racism Edit: I just realized that’s kind of segregated lemme fix that: ✌🏿✌🏼✌🏽✌🏻✌🏾

[@casidy8194]

The best part *hands* down is when t.jmoji fcking explodes

[@flipthegrid8809]

Nick: "why is the devil named Stephen what's this movie got against my boy Stephen" *Shows picture of a guy named Scott*

[@noopthenoop]

scatt the wiz

[@brookesystem]

@@noopthenoop scott the woz

[@crowstastegood8888]

@@brookesystem very funny use of /r/whoosh ahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahah mm,bnjnj nhnjmnbjbhhbhbnhnnhbhbh

[@giovannimesse3344]

🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍

[@FicherWolf]

The kids look so tired because they have to stress every night because they're in the emoji movie

[@the-rickster]

Just so you know, the🎍emoji is kadomatsu, which is a traditional Japanese decoration. The Japanese put kadomatsu outside their homes around the new year to welcome spirits for a prosperous new year. :)

[@mikejuggernaut9891]

@Emma Sevilla NOOOO ITS ALIEN WEENS

[@the-rickster]

@@mikejuggernaut9891 I-

[@NRKREW6]

@@the-rickster "I" andddd?

[@TaxEvasionUS]

Of course alien weiners are popular in Japan...

[@ThunderDudeSki]

Alien ween

[@nightgarla]

the worst part about this movie is its the only animated movie ive ever seen a character actually stim in

[@wilsonfritz2995]

Stim?

[@nightgarla]

@@wilsonfritz2995 when he got to the fkn... emoji office thingy in his own cubicle he was stimming which is cool except its the emoji movie

[@SomeOne-gs7sy]

*Eggplant emoji never gets used in movie* Me: F A I L U R E

[@confusedcoder.3777]

*Alien ween not seen once* F A I L U R E

[@kanyeenthusiast4128]

🎍

[@hidbid1]

🥽🐽🌝🍺 not seen F A I L U R E

[@SomeOne-gs7sy]

@@hidbid1 indeed, but I think the 🍺 emoji was seen in the movie.

[@SomeOne-gs7sy]

@proudxuxibob idk. Still a huge failure.