So I tried speedrunning Snail Bob and used creative strategies to win as fast as possible

[@secondissecond125]

EazySpeezy: “Today we will be speed running snail bob” My Brain: Memory unlocked

[@SamWagon]

Real life reference?

[@Kyle1st100]

nostalgia

[@ilovecarti1629]

bruhhhhh 1st grade computer lab

[@redditersinn4737]

MEMORY UNLOCKED: f**k this is old. +10 points

[@CombatWombat322]

Legit brings back memory’s

[@therealkenny6]

In level 16, the spider can actually get you, he just happened to barely miss you this time. What you’re supposed to do is flick the lever with the toy snail so that it falls onto the boat, then push it over to the spider. The spider picks it up thinking it’s you, only to realize it’s a toy snail and become confused. Snail Bob is then free to sail across the water as the spider is too confused over losing it’s dinner to notice you.

[@milotheiggy]

"pretty sure its like an alien snail" S N A I L I E N

[@imkeybored1238]

I like this comment

[@aydenayden9315]

its actually a terminator reference

[@VishnuPandey93]

LOL

[@Chadmiral]

Lol

[@calibricalypso]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!! :D

[@fatelel7291]

This guy is literally speed running my childhood games

[@ur.left.buttcheek]

Same, I remember sitting there and listening to the band because I didnt want to skip their performance

[@cathacker13]

it's a surreal experience seeing games I've spent hours playing as a kid getting speedrunned

[@super_prince6044]

Same, i think i found my people

[@stickmation6651]

@@ur.left.buttcheek I remember in computer lab. And the teacher lets us play games after we finished work. And I remember playing Papas Games and Snail Bob.

[@ur.left.buttcheek]

@@stickmation6651 Good times

[@kibuw8346]

I don’t remember this game very well, but I feel a vague sense of nostalgia from it.

[@ewaggatron]

Same

[@cjlikescheerios6242]

Same

[@aidanquinn8827]

It’s from cool math

[@Timmering]

I loved this game. I would always play it in school and at home.. so much nostalgia :)

[@neouma5382]

Same here

[@Gabowsk]

Snail Bob: **falls to his tragic death** EazySpeezy: OH, MY GOD, MY PRECIOUS 10 SECONDS

[@lazy.7669]

*soldier, I’ve received a shockwave of nostalgia.*

[@lordofthecats6397]

a *Shockwave Flash* of nostalgia

[@Doomsday-kz7zk]

Yea bro this shit is a fucking a memory replacement

[@Divinegoldenlight]

Someone make this comment 1000 I just made 99

[@Chibi_Nagisa]

Same

[@vladimirdolinic1046]

copy that soldier, i felt it

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

“As fast as possible.” *So at normal speed?*

[@ignDart]

yes

[@ignDart]

AFAP

[@peteplayss7426]

IFAP

[@isaacellis9751]

Penguin

[@pvic6959]

at 5:13 it even says you can make him 2x faster with that "powerup". for a speedrun wont you want that speed lol. this is just a play through, though im not upset about that either

[@PlanetMicro]

You should try and speedrun 'granny smith'

[@Kyinnoo]

Reminds me of John Smith

[@That_guyVII]

This is rare a verified comment with less than 100 likes

[@signatureface5567]

I haven’t heard of that name in a long time

[@Halfcertified]

Hi shwerpy

[@justrow3969]

Never thought he would comment on such a video

[@varmint6822]

“I’ve never died before so I’m not sure if it’s bad.” That’s what I say before I do something stupid.

[@vannvann3377]

I remember playing this game and dying over and over to see the cool death animations

[@odindox]

I remember i was scared of the death animations

[@ladygabes5558]

Same lmao two types of ppl

[@ThatOneGuyRAR]

I played this game only for the death animations

[@jadanshaffer3107]

I am both people. The animations freaked me out, but I still let Snail Bob die in every level for some reason.

[@abloodcorpse3318]

@@jadanshaffer3107 morbid curiosity

[@willschetelich]

No lie, the mutant snail at 8:52 scares the life out of me to this day

[@ahyesverynice1504]

Same, also the robot snail in snail bob 2

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

Yeah all the not-snail Bob snails would scare me so I made my brother do those levels

[@justarandomdude875]

@@ahyesverynice1504 terminator reference

[@YoshWilbur]

I loved turning Bob into a snail

[@iropthegamer726]

I remember that feeling of "something's off" when I saw him for the first time

[@PramkLuna]

Fun fact: If you don't give grandpa the present in Snail Bob 2, he punches you

[@megamustard7073]

This is common knowledge for me.

[@thehork_bajirroblox2573]

Even I know that

[@GanzoHasashi1911]

Ungrateful bastard doesn’t accept his grandson showing up for his birthday as a gift on its own

[@NamekFreakazoid]

@@GanzoHasashi1911 i know right

[@SunnLikesStuff]

I thought that was common knowledge

[@pineaplecatcat8581]

Third grader me: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

[@youraverageweeb1206]

I was a god at this game

[@KrishnaDasLessons]

Why the heck does everyone get addicted to flash games in 3rd grade. Including me.

[@Peku_G]

Flash games were the only thing we got addicted to in 3rd grade istg

[@rredy]

Ye

[@winters0103]

I played this game when I was in 2 grade then never played it again XD

[@vanessa._.3694]

snail bob 2 was my favorite game growing up, so if you're wondering what the toy snail was for, it was to trick the spider into thinking it was snail bob so he wouldn't get eaten 😅

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

He got lucky in that part.

[@ashecruz8293]

The snail that pops in out of nowhere and says "I need your shell" is a terminator reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger's line, "I need your clothes."

[@rafail2303]

The way he dies is also a clear giveaway.

[@ワˬワ]

Gary Snailzenægger

[@TheCacophonyOfHumanity]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6eci4iHj6iVmpI

[@RallenCaptura]

@@ワˬワ why did you put an æ there?

[@sasquatchwithacomputer7602]

Sasquatch likes this comment.

[@cossie8142]

The fact my brain has completely wiped any memory of this game from childhood, and yet seeing that one snail brought back everything is mindblowing

[@DreamcastSoupYT]

^

[@raceris7309]

There are so many great Flash games out there that some have probably been forgotten by now.

[@juice3287]

@@raceris7309 but.. Run, duck life and papa louies will forever be scrawled into history.

[@Omri4742]

I remember i had a surgery 8 years ago i was 6 and my mom promised me i could play snail bob for 3 hours straight as a reward

[@zepdowel3908]

Did you end up playing it for 3 hours straight?

[@Omri4742]

@@zepdowel3908 yes

[@SCPFanMY]

@@Omri4742 "Did you do it?" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My kidneys"

[@goehALT]

Same

[@honeycomb937]

how do you even play it for that long lmfao

[@Xizilqou]

Does anyone else remember playing this in early school and being completely fascinated by those little dotted circles?

[@faithfullone5414]

This game was my early childhood bro

[@frogman7036]

Omg that is exactly what I did

[@AmberKarma]

Best flach game

[@monsterfucker.]

Yup!

[@ajburrr]

Bro I remember this!

[@CheruuAx]

"I kinda don't feel bad, because I'm snail bob, why should I feel bad?" You're acting like snail bob is a war criminal

[@zerocat888]

😂

[@rotationalshorts9104]

He is,he is wanted in Azerbaijan for crimes against humanity.The plot of the games is to help him escape.

[@larsokkenhaug148]

You're acting like he's not

[@julianvega4245]

@@rotationalshorts9104 what the fuck😂

[@julianvega4245]

@@rotationalshorts9104 well now that I finished the video I wouldn’t doubt that he is😂

[@GenuineWow]

I just want to point out the fact that this man is so dedicated to speedrunning that he edited 2 speedruns totaling 10:58 into a video that clocks in at 9:50. This video feels like a speedrun.

[@hanisauni6772]

At the end of the day, speedrun is a speedrun...

[@lighterallytypically3507]

Speedwalk

[@theplayer4664]

i saw a cut in level 18 when bob is going up the platform and starts to fall off into the water and then a cut to him already going into the exit

[@risyadxmi443]

@@theplayer4664 tbh Bob at 3:29 looks like he's hitting the ceiling, so Speezy is playing fairly.

[@theplayer4664]

@@risyadxmi443 oh yeah but why would he even make the cut that only saves about 5 seconds? and i never said he cheated, i said he did a cut not cheated so youre trying to point out something i didnt say

[@That_guyVII]

This unlocked a memory that was long forgotten (Edit hope this doesn't ruin the comment but thanks for 300 likes)

[@AppleThe1st]

Me to

[@CluckN]

I played a crappy ripoff that had a Koopa Troopa instead of a snail

[@Roman753BC]

Same

[@LinkCorpyyt]

Same

[@pumpkinblaze4980]

same

[@herothecrow994]

“Used creative strategies to win as fast as possible” That’s the definition of speedrunning

[@TheKorenji]

Wasn't the definition of speedrunning just to finish a game as fast as possible?

[@yojojolovesyou]

@@TheKorenji Yes, usually by incorporating creative strategies.

[@AccSwtch50]

7:09, 7:37, and 7:49

[@WildStrawberryy]

Kids in 10 years won’t know about Snailbob this worries me

[@epicdept.4914]

@مدمر الكون pretty close to same, the rocket level was BUILT differebt

[@phoenix1782]

This was literally part of my childhood, I remember in our old house there was a PC rental shop in front of our house and I used to play there nearly every time I had the opportunity to do so. That pc rental shop was also when I played cod Mw3 which was the first game I've ever played

[@phoenix1782]

But I do remember playing that with other flash games in a website a long time ago, like I remember playing fireboy and watergirl on that website, fun times

[@allenparker2113]

This was a game that I played I lot when I was little

[@Duck-xj5ge]

@مدمر الكون you have to be 13 to have a account

[@anautilus2004]

When I was in Kindergarten I used to waste all of my computer classes ignoring the teacher and playing Snail Bob 2

[@haronka]

You had computer classes in the kindergarten?

[@Arekkizu]

@​ Canada did too and we aren't lazy, i think theres another reason for America's laziness

[@illegallyapollo1637]

@@Arekkizu yeah the education system is just ass

[@muradsawalha3121]

@@Arekkizu Overgenerize much? Americans at least the ones near mw, are very hard working, you ever been to the US?

[@muradsawalha3121]

@RecoloredPoyo4 i live there, there not. No way dude, mabey a country of 300 million people are not all the same

[@samm076]

I remember always feeling bad for the worms who couldn't eat me, and sometimes killed myself on purpose for them😭😭💀

[@muza5505]

I used to punch one of the worms for at least 5 minutes before moving on lmaoo

[@winters0103]

XD

[@neyuun7854]

same

[@bluestorm749]

Alternate title: Guy stresses out trying to go fast in one of the most relaxing games all about snails

[@kenni2ever]

“A game of where your a snail. Named bob” Wow never knew

[@ignDart]

my uncle

[@Thiscouver]

@@ignDart So Bob's you're uncle? Lol

[@nonymouswisp8176]

You'er

[@kenni2ever]

@@nonymouswisp8176 Yupra

[@bruhthecommenter1664]

@@Thiscouver our uncle *ussr theme plays

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Bob The Snail is one of the lost cousins of Gary that we never knew we don't know about.

[@humanman2358]

Bruh

[@SunnLikesStuff]

What do u mean "could" he is

[@outjumbo]

Lol he literally is

[@DonoZ420]

My brain hurts now

[@lonrlolgaming4317]

@@DonoZ420 Ow That Sounds Very Painful

[@Couchpotatosenpai]

i unlocked a memory that was hidden within years of suffering and pain

[@kykise1395]

and they have only lead you here, to a snail bob video. LOL

[@vesha6274]

Edgy af

[@_Du4l]

this entire reply section gave me aids

[@vesha6274]

@@_Du4l username and pfp checks out

[@_Du4l]

@@vesha6274 ? what

[@StaleToast0011]

Very interesting how the old snail had a gift mechanism right before his house

[@db6862]

He was prepared for them not buying him a gift

[@winters0103]

O:

[@Yeeshy]

This dude is going to speedrun everyone's childhood

[@suseyesus8096]

Yes 😭

[@xavioncampbell5559]

So tru bruh

[@popkat1]

This one was cool

[@sleepyperson4880]

Just going through the entirety of old friv games

[@Starlight-ms3jx]

Maybe when he plays monkey go happy

[@Nick-wi3kd]

I played this in elementary school and had some weird distorted nightmares about it.

[@retroburst155]

Why

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

If you remember what happened in one

[@ZandorClegane]

"I don't really have time to feel bad because I'm snail Bob" I like the thought that snail Bob is a complete sociopath.

[@LunaMinuna]

The most adorable part is that Snail’s Cousin is Gary. I love this so much

[@lordnihilus3198]

I loved this game when I was a child, so much nostalgic feelings. Espacially the deaths of bob.

[@vegemitehotdog602]

When I hear snail bob: “Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time”

[@scrittle]

There was a whole CBBC documentary about it. A competition was televised many years ago on CBBC and one kid gave a game idea to a bunch of game developers, and so they made it about a French snail. The documentary was centred on game design, so it wasn't entirely self-praise (something the BBC loves to do).

[@makssachs8914]

@@scrittle You mean to tell me that’s how the game came into existence?

[@scrittle]

@@makssachs8914 i was thinking of Escargot, a different game. My bad

[@tothemilkywayx]

Can you speedrun my childhood? You can get a head start as being my dad and leaving us

[@PTSDZ]

This time he won't leave you :D

[@tothemilkywayx]

@@PTSDZ okay thats unexpectedly wholesome-

[@businesshorse339]

@@tothemilkywayx he just wanna get milk this time

[@mahmoudnasser3410]

@@businesshorse339 What was he getting last time? Condoms?

[@Minecrayey]

4:53 I just now realized this was a terminator reference lmao

[@kadenrobinson7067]

Lol Same

[@elliottrefz7597]

This guy just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had, I remember playing this on my grandmas old dinosaur pc

[@OliIsNotFunAtParties]

I can't get over the fact that snail bob has speedrunning techniques

[@adeptusxiao02]

THIS IS SUPER NOSTALGIC

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

I forgot about this game, but I played so much of it when I was a kid, the nostalgia is hitting me hard lmao

[@NocturnalDecay]

Oh my god, that's a name I haven't heard in years...

[@monsterfucker.]

Same ;-;

[@CT-BONITA]

I'm a veteran of snailbob. I was bombarded with nostalgia.

[@Dark-Mysterys]

"Nostalgia hits hard" Me: couldnt beat the game 😂

[@Nightmarri]

This game was my childhood, even though I only vaguely remember it.

[@Brother_Eberwulf]

This game just makes me more than happy because i remember asking my dad if i could play it on the family pc and just having the time of my life, and that color and shape of the buttons just kinda fill me with nostalgia.

[@user-xh6cg7zf9h]

him speedrunning a game abot a literal snail is hilarious to me

[@deadchannel5054]

4:45 I think that’s a Terminator 2 reference

[@kingocookies]

This man can speedrun watching paint dry and he'd still get the world record.

[@Greenbeanchips]

Who here remembers playing on a school computer and finding this game randomly

[@chiramisuki]

i actually found it on friv 2013 when i was home

[@yuiuibugette]

LMFAO YEAH

[@slavishentity6705]

I had a kiddy pad with like 8 games on it, and snail bob was the only decent one.

[@Baltiquee]

@@chiramisuki same

[@dumbdogboy]

this and those games with the red car

[@BenjaMontem]

The nostalgia hitted me hard in this video.

[@StoMoComedoPro]

I like how in the Snail Bob Saga, there are other animals that kind to react to you, and it's probably kinda of like an average snail's life. and not everything is just out to get you, or like minions from an evil dude who wants Snail Bob Dead, but like, some are Snail Predators and some are just passive until you don't something brutal to them and then they try to attack you. And of course, it has other snails too which Bob sometimes interacts with, or vice versa, games like that, it's satisfying, it's like there are a group of other snail noobs that are trying to beat an impossible puzzle, and also try to promote stuff and put on a show because they feel bad for themselves, and then there is the Toy Snail and that spider is dumb, and then there is Snail Gal (probs not offical name) which Bob follows before going kasplat from falling off something, and then the Snailbones/Skelesnail scares him and makes him reverse and also going even faster. And then there si the Grandfather Snail (haha) which you obviouslye give him a present to win. Oh and of course it's cool seing and Alien Snail, which is kinda out there as a spy, who then just gets captured back into the UFO. This game is cool

[@zen9016]

Snail Bob is a certified hood classic.

[@senorlechuga8832]

8:13 Should've said "snailien" smh

[@IvanFranco120]

6:02 Clicking the button that actives the spring many times quickly while Bob is stand still (in his shell state) , allows you to save time by skipping the Snail Bone scare cutscene.

[@craig.6076]

Speedrun every snail bob game. And the weird car came with the girlfriend...

[@canaldeizau8252]

U mean wheely (not being rude)

[@gunner811]

Bruh that means Snail Bob and wheely are both simps

[@craig.6076]

@@canaldeizau8252 Yes! i had no idea what it was called XD

[@bryleed2198]

OMG I 100% FORGOT ABOUT THIS GAME THAT BGM IS SO NOSTALGIC

[@diavolodoppio5672]

I remember this omg

[@darkapeto-7384]

tears in my eye

[@canaldeizau8252]

Same

[@unmysticaldude]

I remember being stuck in most levels while playing with my sister, good old times

[@jusmanolo]

this man will single handedly carry 2021

[@memelord8480]

I remember playing this game on my dad old computer when I was around 4 years old and now people are speedrunning it

[@kleenexdrinker]

I remember being on the computers with my friends playing this. Man the good ol' days.

[@zing4304]

I remember playing this game when I was a kid, the memories.

[@goop3913]

When I looked at the thumbnail it unlocked something deep within me

[@Asa_TheNightmare]

Giving me nostalgia and entertainment at the same time

[@alioman6896]

I remember playing this in school and getting yelled at by teachers for playing it

[@skyshale]

this was the only game me and my father bonded over and the only fond memories i have of him and i from when i was younger lmao

[@catphotos9836]

Oh my god the nostalgia. My fav thing to do in this game when i was a kid was to find as many ways to get Bob stuck or killed lmao

[@tritonia_]

I miss being a kid, playing this when it's break and just having fun without a care in the world.

[@AdminDestroyer1]

Day 7 of asking eazyspeezy to speedrun killing everyone in oregon trail

[@enderman5423]

Day 8 because you said 5 twice lol

[@AdminDestroyer1]

@@enderman5423 oh

[@raceris7309]

I remember how me and my friend used to play Snail Bob, and we were the only people to do so in the entire class, as we didn't have smartphones. Others played Hill Climb Racing or Pou on their phones

[@CakedPie]

I’d say it wasn’t that slow for a snail like bob!

[@egg8451]

this was my game back in the day edit: i remember playing it on friv

[@rafaelcosta7427]

I used to play this alot in 2014-2015,this video unlocked a hidden memory on me

[@alexanderboyd4026]

This guy is so underrated

[@froggman66]

“Hey guys today we will be speedrunning your childhood AGAIN”

[@atsin7380]

Most of these games that you are playing, I played them online as a kid back in 2011-2014. So you speedrunning them kind of brings back memories. When I get my new PC for college. I will speedrun all COD games.

[@charleselkinton1175]

Why does sponge bob music start playing in my head while watching this

[@blandpotato545]

Snail bob was always the best game to play in science class when you were bored

[@dream_walker9726]

*THE NOSTALGIA-* I played this game series all the way through and the same type of game series but with a car called Wheely (if my memory serves) a lot as a kid :D

[@memerwan38]

Eazy: man eating plant probably not good Also Eazy: a SNAIL named bob

[@_Shapeshifter_]

Snail...named...Bob... 0:03

[@backslash_bks]

so long flash, buddy...you will never be forgotten

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

4:57 the future.

[@heavy965]

He's speedrunning our childhood nostalgia

[@ikelldagay1801]

This games were and still are the best for me in the old times, I don't know why, but I enjoyed playing them a lot in the past

[@samuelrodriguez4374]

This takes me back to when I was just a baby boi 😌

[@piczam1103]

speedrun Touhou 1: Highly Responsive to Prayers

[@Chaosmics]

OMG the Nostalgia, i remember playing this when i was 7 (i am 14 now), this was a flash game and i, finished it 5 times, that is so nostalgic you earn a sub

[@hobodrew4498]

Nice run 😎😎

[@foxii542]

is that the legendary snail bob 2 speedrunner hobo drew can you please sign my firstborn i am a huge fan

[@McDonald_Glover]

1:15 Simp Bob

[@thatelguy1530]

Damn, I used to play this at my grandmas house on her computer. The good old days.

[@yahia5476]

You just unlocked a deep memory.

[@MangoKitty]

eazy out here coming up with verbose ways to say "i speedran the game"

[@extraacc2332]

the passive aggressiveness towards Bob himself is just the cherry on top of this speedrunning pie

[@dancindoof8041]

“I don’t know what death is like” Hitman: *Would you like to*

[@Forgivings]

Guys, seriously, RIP flash games... part of our childhood.

[@trinity6880]

yup

[@mars9144]

flash games are the best, but now we can't play it anymore :(

[@randomclownguy6]

Flash games aren't gone

[@Selman8890]

This was my childhood game I used to play all the time! Because of the video I remember the game. Thank you!!!

[@fedej8303]

I remember feeding him to the caterpillar

[@mica69420]

PLSS I LOVED THAT LEVEL I LOVED TO FEED HIM TO THE CATEPILLARS FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT