So they updated Mario Kart... but.....

[@Sophist]

HEY GUYS IT'S TIME FOR MY FIRST EVER MERCH DROP! WOWZERS! So basically if you go over to bossbattles.gg/sophist you can get a hold of the first of the World Domination line. Act fast though because we're only making 50 of these boys, AND they'll only be available until January 1st, and as usual, thanks for watching.

[@langleyreal]

wowzers

[@ghostskullromero8643]

So now we get merch bro🤨📸

[@TheShadow1347]

Ah yes, Blue Shell madness

[@NoteFromFamilyGuy]

Finally, Sophist has a boss battle

[@carriekramer3254]

mario OUGH moment

[@samuelmckay9648]

Nothing personal with you guys, but just watching some people finding any way possible to ruin your friendships just brings me happiness in life. Thank you.

[@Aflay1]

I don't think- look, I think if you're friendship can withstand this kind of punishment, it's gonna last a lifetime.

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

​@@Aflay1They are the embodiment of vitriolic best buds (pretend that they hate each other but actually really like each other)

[@Vernias]

Next time we gotta do the roast Eevee session

[@Nonikt]

Roast eevee session when?

[@tadeopena8009]

@@Nonikt when vern get to 150k of subcribers

[@GAMEOVER-tj6rx]

Roast eevee session huh Do it while playing Mario Kart or smash

[@samualsmith6118]

Please Vernias If you’re planning to do a roast Sophist Session you gotta do it To Nick too eventually please?

[@imgonnagetusallkilled7331]

@@samualsmith6118 CORRECT

[@arya8165]

Apparently Sophist hasn't discovered the Mario Kart strat of holding a shell behind them instead of firing it so he cant instantly be hit by a enemy shell.

[@MalachiWadas]

You can’t with triples

[@fabuloussuperstar]

@@MalachiWadas Late, but just throw it backwards lol

[@lookmar10]

Someone really thought, “Hmm… you know what? I think there should be more blue shells!” And then we got this beauty of an update.

[@robert.7230]

It makes perfect sense

[@Andrea07.]

Mario Kart with only blue shells is the definition of pain.

[@daniellagos8584]

My country without the s

[@Jestermancer]

I mean did you see the red shells?

[@ThePikminCaptain]

@@daniellagos8584 ̶S̶pain

[@monfra6474]

Good to see the squad playing this game of SKILL with only blue shells

[@DruidWithAMustache]

Sophist gets his own merch??!?!? I'd never thought i'd see the day.

[@monkeydluffy5054]

This update screams blue shell madness at every second

[@antoninoelieserjfmagalhaes6913]

• Sophist [Eevee] as Daisy [Kart] / Isabelle / Classic Link (Purple text) • King of Skill [Brent] as Roy Koopa (Blue text) • Vernias [Vern] as Pink Shy Guy (Cherry text) • TCNick3 [Nick] as Daisy [Bike] (Green text) •PS: I never knew that the Kingdom of Skill was located in Canada.

[@Endershock1678]

I think the lowest layer of hell is just you being forced to play Mario Party 50cc Blue Shells only. You get to leave after you finish the third lap.

[@Aflay1]

My favorite quality about Sophist is how he perpetually edits his gameplay just by speaking in meme references all throughout.

[@BlueThunderO7]

This is honestly why I subbed.

[@feldlarzarett_4939]

Your thumbnails are literally the best on yt. Thank your whoever made them

[@gamerkingdom1442]

….. as someone who’s been playing Mario Kart for many years, seeing all of those BLUE SHELLS gave me a PANIC ATTACK…. 😅

[@janmarcoperezbatres2203]

I honestly always wondered why you guys play Mario Party and smash, but not Mario kart, the other friendship breaking game. Love the content as always!

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

As the person that suggested Mario Kart with the boys, I’m surprised Sophist doesn’t know the Mario Kart tech where if you click the horn button in between the item box item animation you can get the item quicker

[@nehemiahyang1263]

I love how everyone’s first thought was “All Blue Shells”

[@Joker-51]

Alternative title: I get hit by a billion items in the new mario kart update and Brent fails to carry the team to victory.

[@paladinofthedorks]

I will watch every iteration of this video because their chemistry and chaos is amazing

[@animefanatic5481]

I don't understand your friends skill level fighting for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd when you're struggling to be in 6th

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

The fact you all have been friends this long is genuinely shocking. It makes me happy you all have been friends throughout all the suffering.

[@andreasdimopoulos5826]

It's honestly pretty crazy that with the Blue Shells only that if you use them on first place then you just hit yourself. Though honestly I wonder how 200cc on Baby Park would be with just Queen Shrooms, Golden Mushrooms or however they're called would be. Like watching a whole race of Formulas!

[@fede2747]

this makes the gameplay 100 times better i love it🤭 nice video btw!!

[@TonymeansAnthony]

Never thought eevee would make a Mario kart video but it’s really poggers ngl 🔥👍

[@kodapro2997]

How BEAUTIFUL is that new merch?! I have only been around this channel for about 3 months, and ever since I watched you play Mario party, this channel has connected with me on another level. Thank you sophist for all the entertainment, hearted comments, random cursed dice and this sweet new merch (that I can’t get because I am not old enough to get a job). With that all said, stay gaming, my finely sophisticated fellow!

[@xray8012]

I like how even with Smart Steering on and the funniest items, Sophist only gets 1st once

[@WaterFlame3030]

Brent living up to his title as King of Skill by always being in 1st place.

[@ToxicPea]

Normally I don’t buy merch, but the fact that it’s your first merch line and Christmas is around the corner, I really hope I can get one of those 50 shirts!

[@justinnzamora5366]

Sophist and the gang playing Mario Kart? That's about as entertaining as the Mario Party content! We love memes and gameplay, good sir!

[@hword5notsoofficial803]

9:13 this is a certified *Bullet hell* moment

[@rayacorn01]

The editing never disappoints, it is constant laughter😂

[@junkoenoshima78]

Mario Kart without the worry of competition for first, my favourite!

[@bambooaloe]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Sophist manages to read all of our random comments?

[@pupperboi8000]

"Yay! I'm in first." The 69420 blue shells: "Not if I have anything to say about it AND I DO!"

[@AsassinoSilenzioso]

Sophist lost almost all of this in order to trick the goons to underestimate his power, then in the next video he will get his revenge.

[@leafy4755]

0:22 Your best edit yet, Sophist. Also watching you get hard-Thwomped by the S H E L L S

[@Boonetube27]

9:16 Sudden Changes, right? Also, crazy 8 with blue shells? Only horns?

[@CosmicDown]

I should've expected that bullet hell joke-

[@thatonestikman]

bro really put bullet hell song from sudden changes respect

[@YoshiGaminStuf]

9:14 yo the editor is Legendary for the music choice, man of culture.

[@hword5notsoofficial803]

Bullet hell is the joke, after all

[@YoshiGaminStuf]

@@hword5notsoofficial803 yeah, it’s just one if those niche jokes that you either don’t realize, or absolutely love. And I love it.

[@TTgaroon]

Smart steering you didn't mess up

[@daverrinaybara9597]

World domination begins……with merch.

[@Gunnarshots]

YEAH BULLET HELL I LOVE THAT SONG

[@yveshku5583]

I could not have imagined mk8d would be updated beyond the dlc tracks, and especially not custom item settings. They can be very fun to play around with, and the shirts look good.

[@PridefulIdiocy]

To be honest, only bananas is not as boring as it sounds. It quickly becomes a minefield

[@RorroYT-SAR]

So, Mario Kart finally have an update. Nice:)

[@Gaudimann]

As soon as you dropped Daisy, everything went worse. xD But anyways, those item-possibilities are sooooo nice and amusing xD

[@AdrastarZ]

2:19 ahh yes, glad to know we have another blue lobster meme enjoyer among us

[@futuremuffin799]

among us ඞ

[@peanits333]

5 minutes in and brent is consistently winning what a shocker

[@GMKGoji01]

It took us exactly two weeks to see how much fun you’ll be having with custom items. Two weeks! Also, Sophist got his own merch! I can’t believe this!❤

[@amreel1055]

Only boos irl: okay. 🥞

[@WonkOfWonkyness]

Man. Sophist? Using the steer helper antenna? No PURPLE DRIFT? Absolute disgrace. Very skill issue. At least it's Mario Kart with the boys.

[@Sophist]

I didn’t realize what that was. I turned it off and things got way worse for me lmao. I don’t play this game.

[@WonkOfWonkyness]

@@Sophist Welp. Sounds like a skill issue.

[@jimhorn3193]

Casual Little Z cameo: 2:01

[@magnus1927]

Sophist's thumbnails are legendary ☠️

[@DJVIEWYBOOK0076]

Mario kart 8 has turned all my friends agaist me it literally is ww3 when we play Mario kart

[@doublea125]

Sophist has the superior thumbnails. No contest.

[@andreblueboy6019]

Lol saw this coming! Plus that thumbnail is pretty freaking hilarious!

[@randomsomeone7771]

Bullet is one of the last things I expected to hear in a Sophist video.

[@santiagocamacho6183]

The thumbnail is peak comedy, as always

[@georgeholstein5230]

i did not expect sudden changes "bullet hell" to start playing, love that au theme

[@superenderman11end99]

Literally everyone's brain when the update came out. BLUE SHELLS ONLY

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

The meta for “Oops! All Triple Red Shells!” is to not fire them, instead keeping them as a shield.

[@Possum2000]

Ham sandwich That's right, i commented normal food. What are you gonna do about it?

[@VelociKatzeMk99]

The editing in this video was very good. nice job

[@mwelite1706]

200cc, baby park, blue shell only!

[@squidoctoo]

The thing I love with this channel is that the humour is literally u guys insulting each other and that’s so fucking funny

[@newerboomerangmiaro7778]

All blue shell mode is fun and all but Blue Shells, Lightning, stars, golden shrooms and bullets only is where its at

[@newerboomerangmiaro7778]

Also i don't mind if you subtlely shout me out if you try this item combo

[@TomMooreT2S]

Future idea! THE ULTIMATE 96-Course gauntlet race! No items, no coins, no eating, no drinking, NO BATHROOM BREAKS! All 48 base courses and all 48 DLC courses in the ultimate non-stop race! All in order, starting at the Mushroom Cup! Any vehicle of your own choosing! Endure this grueling race, even if your racing scores suck! Just keep playing (and praying) to surpass your competitors! And please be advised that I cannot be held liable for any injury - or dismemberment- suffered!

[@ghostskullromero8643]

Sophist will use it to start choas on the boys a pain track!:3

[@Yostah86]

Of course Brent is the only one using the meta combo. To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

[@revkunau795]

Oh, I don't have a sense of humor

[@Pokentoon]

bullet hell would certainly be an understatement for whatever the heck just happened in this video

[@jeancarloaludino9331]

This video is about..... "Bullying Sophist physically and mentally" Jeez Poor Sophist

[@zacharyv7255]

Thanks you Said for the edit, welcome

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

That thumbnail is a work of art

[@roaringthunder115]

Baby park with blue shells AND bullet bills only is hilarious

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

I want someone to make a Mario Kart tournament called “Blue Shell Madness” Where the rules are this -Only item is Blue shell -Waluigi is banned because outrunning will never be an option

[@rialvita7141]

I think the worst is the Bob-Bomb only, because they can be set behind or thrown anywhere unexpectantly and are pure chaos material.

[@bigkebizino8970]

Yo imagine if the Title Kite made a comment without reviewing the Titl? That would be pretty cool. Anyway, nice title well done sophust

[@InumiDarkness]

I can't believe you haven't tought of the evilest of evil plan: BOMB ONLY

[@williamdettra2713]

Let’s go another amazing video by Sophist

[@elperrogamer7931]

No way, sophisticated merch finally

[@Lord_Irritator]

That undartale megalovania is actualy called bullet hell .. thats nice

[@PixelShiftss]

Why was I not surprised seeing Brent on Roy Biddy Buggy 😂

[@Lmb_kun]

What would a 8 star restaurant be like?!

[@cosmeticincantations7997]

Boos only is genius! You think they can just steal their boo? Think again because I stole yours- oh no now someone stole my stolen boo :(

[@nightmaresylv2037]

I like how this guy went from eevee to some goofy ass cartoon villain

[@Zyaire286]

Dang. At 0:33, that was savage as heck!

[@viniciusmoraes8572]

MAN Only boos is Nice Imagine a race But you can't see the other players Interesting

[@chimitrash2966]

Not a big fan of Mario kart, probably won't watch the video but THAT'S SUCH A GOOD THUMBNAIL I NEED MORE OF THAT

[@MB-fx6vb]

The update of all time

[@some_dude_in_the_internet]

The pain of this guy is the pain i would have in minecraft skywars and bedwars (i have no experience)

[@darkclem2531]

The weakness of sophist Games for child

[@KingKirby1-m9y]

I would actually believe that blue shells only is bully 1st place simulator

[@LuigiXP]

That Thumbnail is goated XD

[@alphaanimates9634]

Fun fact: when it gets to 2 you mash until 1 and then you hold

[@MrOzono]

Ah, Mario kart double dash, the absolute game

[@otakudanieru]

Ur Thumbnail is way too cursed ... Great job! 😃👍

[@Alphafan30]

Sophist ruins his friendships, part 2,000,000,000,007

[@clairemcaneny7150]

as an Irish person I can confirm that this is P A T A T O sertafid

[@clairemcaneny7150]

thanks:D