So they updated Mario Kart... but.....

HEY GUYS IT'S TIME FOR MY FIRST EVER MERCH DROP! WOWZERS! So basically if you go over to bossbattles.gg/sophist you can get a hold of the first of the World Domination line. Act fast though because we're only making 50 of these boys, and as usual, thanks for watching.
This video was edited by Said! New editor so there are probably gonna be mistakes with subtitles and such but I think he's a solid fit! Make sure to say "thank you Said" in the comments as is my random tradition.
NEW OUTRO! WOAH! Animation made ofc by @Football_Head2 on Twitter. No more Persona 4 I'll Face Myself Remix because I think this song represents me better at this point. (wait it was supposed to be deep? I'll just let you interpret it how you want)
New song is "The Weight of Life" from Xenoblade 3. It's a good video game :)
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[@Sophist]

HEY GUYS IT'S TIME FOR MY FIRST EVER MERCH DROP! WOWZERS! So basically if you go over to bossbattles.gg/sophist you can get a hold of the first of the World Domination line. Act fast though because we're only making 50 of these boys, AND they'll only be available until January 1st, and as usual, thanks for watching.

[@adoggo]

wowzers

[@ghostskullromero8643]

So now we get merch bro🤨📸

[@TheShadow1347]

Ah yes, Blue Shell madness

[@NoteFromFamilyGuy]

Finally, Sophist has a boss battle

[@carriekramer3254]

mario OUGH moment

[@Vernias]

Next time we gotta do the roast Eevee session

[@Nonikt]

Roast eevee session when?

[@tadeopena8009]

@@Nonikt when vern get to 150k of subcribers

[@GAMEOVER-tj6rx]

Roast eevee session huh Do it while playing Mario Kart or smash

[@samualsmith6118]

Please Vernias If you’re planning to do a roast Sophist Session you gotta do it To Nick too eventually please?

[@imgonnagetusallkilled7331]

@@samualsmith6118 CORRECT

[@samuelmckay9648]

Nothing personal with you guys, but just watching some people finding any way possible to ruin your friendships just brings me happiness in life. Thank you.

[@Aflay1]

I don't think- look, I think if you're friendship can withstand this kind of punishment, it's gonna last a lifetime.

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

​@@Aflay1They are the embodiment of vitriolic best buds (pretend that they hate each other but actually really like each other)

[@arya8165]

Apparently Sophist hasn't discovered the Mario Kart strat of holding a shell behind them instead of firing it so he cant instantly be hit by a enemy shell.

[@MalachiWadas]

You can’t with triples

[@fabuloussuperstar588]

@@MalachiWadas Late, but just throw it backwards lol

[@lookmar10]

Someone really thought, “Hmm… you know what? I think there should be more blue shells!” And then we got this beauty of an update.

[@robert.7230]

It makes perfect sense

[@Andrea07.]

Mario Kart with only blue shells is the definition of pain.

[@daniellagos8584]

My country without the s

[@hellishBells]

I mean did you see the red shells?

[@ThePikminCaptain]

@@daniellagos8584 ̶S̶pain

[@UltraInstinctShaggy01]

Sophist gets his own merch??!?!? I'd never thought i'd see the day.

[@monfra6474]

Good to see the squad playing this game of SKILL with only blue shells

[@monkeydluffy5054]

This update screams blue shell madness at every second

[@antoninoelieserjfmagalhaes6913]

• Sophist [Eevee] as Daisy [Kart] / Isabelle / Classic Link (Purple text) • King of Skill [Brent] as Roy Koopa (Blue text) • Vernias [Vern] as Pink Shy Guy (Cherry text) • TCNick3 [Nick] as Daisy [Bike] (Green text) •PS: I never knew that the Kingdom of Skill was located in Canada.

[@Endershock1678]

I think the lowest layer of hell is just you being forced to play Mario Party 50cc Blue Shells only. You get to leave after you finish the third lap.

[@Aflay1]

My favorite quality about Sophist is how he perpetually edits his gameplay just by speaking in meme references all throughout.

[@BlueThunderO7]

This is honestly why I subbed.

[@nehemiahyang1263]

I love how everyone’s first thought was “All Blue Shells”

[@gamerkingdom1442]

….. as someone who’s been playing Mario Kart for many years, seeing all of those BLUE SHELLS gave me a PANIC ATTACK…. 😅

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

As the person that suggested Mario Kart with the boys, I’m surprised Sophist doesn’t know the Mario Kart tech where if you click the horn button in between the item box item animation you can get the item quicker

[@Joker-51]

Alternative title: I get hit by a billion items in the new mario kart update and Brent fails to carry the team to victory.

[@hword5notsoofficial803]

9:13 this is a certified *Bullet hell* moment

[@feldlarzarett_4939]

Your thumbnails are literally the best on yt. Thank your whoever made them

[@janmarcoperezbatres2203]

I honestly always wondered why you guys play Mario Party and smash, but not Mario kart, the other friendship breaking game. Love the content as always!

[@paladinofthedorks]

I will watch every iteration of this video because their chemistry and chaos is amazing

[@xray8012]

I like how even with Smart Steering on and the funniest items, Sophist only gets 1st once

[@TonymeansAnthony]

Never thought eevee would make a Mario kart video but it’s really poggers ngl 🔥👍

[@andreasdimopoulos5826]

It's honestly pretty crazy that with the Blue Shells only that if you use them on first place then you just hit yourself. Though honestly I wonder how 200cc on Baby Park would be with just Queen Shrooms, Golden Mushrooms or however they're called would be. Like watching a whole race of Formulas!

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

The fact you all have been friends this long is genuinely shocking. It makes me happy you all have been friends throughout all the suffering.

[@WaterFlame3030]

Brent living up to his title as King of Skill by always being in 1st place.

[@Boonetube27]

9:16 Sudden Changes, right? Also, crazy 8 with blue shells? Only horns?

[@fede2747]

this makes the gameplay 100 times better i love it🤭 nice video btw!!

[@leafycrossing4755]

0:22 Your best edit yet, Sophist. Also watching you get hard-Thwomped by the S H E L L S

[@kodapro2997]

How BEAUTIFUL is that new merch?! I have only been around this channel for about 3 months, and ever since I watched you play Mario party, this channel has connected with me on another level. Thank you sophist for all the entertainment, hearted comments, random cursed dice and this sweet new merch (that I can’t get because I am not old enough to get a job). With that all said, stay gaming, my finely sophisticated fellow!

[@junkoenoshima78]

Mario Kart without the worry of competition for first, my favourite!

[@justinnzamora5366]

Sophist and the gang playing Mario Kart? That's about as entertaining as the Mario Party content! We love memes and gameplay, good sir!

[@daverrinaybara9597]

World domination begins……with merch.

[@rayaviles5353]

The editing never disappoints, it is constant laughter😂

[@ToxicPea]

Normally I don’t buy merch, but the fact that it’s your first merch line and Christmas is around the corner, I really hope I can get one of those 50 shirts!

[@bambooaloe]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Sophist manages to read all of our random comments?

[@AsassinoSilenzioso]

Sophist lost almost all of this in order to trick the goons to underestimate his power, then in the next video he will get his revenge.

[@YoshiGaminStuf]

9:14 yo the editor is Legendary for the music choice, man of culture.

[@hword5notsoofficial803]

Bullet hell is the joke, after all

[@YoshiGaminStuf]

@@hword5notsoofficial803 yeah, it’s just one if those niche jokes that you either don’t realize, or absolutely love. And I love it.

[@jimhorn3193]

Casual Little Z cameo: 2:01

[@pupperboi8000]

"Yay! I'm in first." The 69420 blue shells: "Not if I have anything to say about it AND I DO!"

[@archive4389]

5 minutes in and brent is consistently winning what a shocker

[@Gaudimann]

As soon as you dropped Daisy, everything went worse. xD But anyways, those item-possibilities are sooooo nice and amusing xD

[@RorroYT-SAR]

So, Mario Kart finally have an update. Nice:)

[@magnus1927]

Sophist's thumbnails are legendary ☠️

[@AdrastarZ]

2:19 ahh yes, glad to know we have another blue lobster meme enjoyer among us

[@futuremuffin799]

among us ඞ

[@mwelite1706]

200cc, baby park, blue shell only!

[@Gunnarshots]

YEAH BULLET HELL I LOVE THAT SONG

[@yveshku5583]

I could not have imagined mk8d would be updated beyond the dlc tracks, and especially not custom item settings. They can be very fun to play around with, and the shirts look good.

[@PridefulIdiocy]

To be honest, only bananas is not as boring as it sounds. It quickly becomes a minefield

[@VelociKatzeMk99]

The editing in this video was very good. nice job

[@animefanatic5481]

I don't understand your friends skill level fighting for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd when you're struggling to be in 6th

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

The meta for “Oops! All Triple Red Shells!” is to not fire them, instead keeping them as a shield.

[@andreblueboy6019]

Lol saw this coming! Plus that thumbnail is pretty freaking hilarious!

[@randomsomeone7771]

Bullet is one of the last things I expected to hear in a Sophist video.

[@CosmicDown]

I should've expected that bullet hell joke-

[@shortstreet53]

blue shells 👍

[@santiagocamacho6183]

The thumbnail is peak comedy, as always

[@ttgaroon]

Smart steering you didn't mess up

[@doublea125]

Sophist has the superior thumbnails. No contest.

[@LuigiXP]

That Thumbnail is goated XD

[@thatonestickman6729]

bro really put bullet hell song from sudden changes respect

[@georgeholstein5230]

i did not expect sudden changes "bullet hell" to start playing, love that au theme

[@superenderman11end99]

Literally everyone's brain when the update came out. BLUE SHELLS ONLY

[@GMKGoji01]

It took us exactly two weeks to see how much fun you’ll be having with custom items. Two weeks! Also, Sophist got his own merch! I can’t believe this!❤

[@williamdettra2713]

Let’s go another amazing video by Sophist

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

That thumbnail is a work of art

[@ThePikminCaptain]

2:42 Party Crashers Bombing Baby Park

[@newerboomerangmiaro7778]

All blue shell mode is fun and all but Blue Shells, Lightning, stars, golden shrooms and bullets only is where its at

[@newerboomerangmiaro7778]

Also i don't mind if you subtlely shout me out if you try this item combo

[@amreel1055]

Only boos irl: okay. 🥞

[@squidoctoo]

The thing I love with this channel is that the humour is literally u guys insulting each other and that’s so fucking funny

[@crplegokid1268]

It’s always a good day when sophist uploads

[@elperrogamer7931]

No way, sophisticated merch finally

[@revkunau795]

Oh, I don't have a sense of humor

[@SirDumbassXXXIV]

Blue Shells: Libera Me From Hell Bananas: Attack of the Killer Queen Boos and Lightning: Ghost Gulping Speed Items: GAS GAS GAS Red Shells: Literally any late-game Sonic stage. Green Shells: You already did Bullet Hell, nice Blue Shells + Mushrooms: Déjà Vu And there you have it. The perfect soundtrack for this video. Or not, I'm just spitballing for shits and giggles.

[@Lmb_kun]

What would a 8 star restaurant be like?!

[@bigkebizino8970]

Yo imagine if the Title Kite made a comment without reviewing the Titl? That would be pretty cool. Anyway, nice title well done sophust

[@roaringthunder115]

Baby park with blue shells AND bullet bills only is hilarious

[@Mobius-ct9zq]

Great stuff as always Sophist! Btw do you (or anyone reading this) have a name for the song that plays at the end of all these videos? I cannot find it for some reason. Thank you and have a Happy Holiday Season!

[@Heartache2491]

YO I NEED THAT MERCH!!! 😍😍😍 Also I wish that was me at 6:14

[@DJVIEWYBOOK0076]

Mario kart 8 has turned all my friends agaist me it literally is ww3 when we play Mario kart

[@zacharyv7255]

Thanks you Said for the edit, welcome

[@MB-fx6vb]

The update of all time

[@PixelShiftss]

Why was I not surprised seeing Brent on Roy Biddy Buggy 😂

[@otakudanieru]

Ur Thumbnail is way too cursed ... Great job! 😃👍

[@Yostah86]

Of course Brent is the only one using the meta combo. To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

[@InumiDarkness]

I can't believe you haven't tought of the evilest of evil plan: BOMB ONLY

[@jeancarloaludino9331]

This video is about..... "Bullying Sophist physically and mentally" Jeez Poor Sophist

[@alphaanimates9634]

Fun fact: when it gets to 2 you mash until 1 and then you hold

[@pikachus0358]

I AM SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[@XcrossX_sans]

That undartale megalovania is actualy called bullet hell .. thats nice

[@viniciusmoraes8572]

MAN Only boos is Nice Imagine a race But you can't see the other players Interesting

[@Zyaire286]

Dang. At 0:33, that was savage as heck!

[@VitaEnder]

5:50 ElectroBoom Was Here

[@Pokentoon]

bullet hell would certainly be an understatement for whatever the heck just happened in this video

[@darkclem2531]

The weakness of sophist Games for child

[@TomMooreT2S]

Future idea! THE ULTIMATE 96-Course gauntlet race! No items, no coins, no eating, no drinking, NO BATHROOM BREAKS! All 48 base courses and all 48 DLC courses in the ultimate non-stop race! All in order, starting at the Mushroom Cup! Any vehicle of your own choosing! Endure this grueling race, even if your racing scores suck! Just keep playing (and praying) to surpass your competitors! And please be advised that I cannot be held liable for any injury - or dismemberment- suffered!

[@ghostskullromero8643]

Sophist will use it to start choas on the boys a pain track!:3

[@chimitrash2966]

Not a big fan of Mario kart, probably won't watch the video but THAT'S SUCH A GOOD THUMBNAIL I NEED MORE OF THAT

[@Nonya._.]

The blue shells in the thumbnail ✨

[@JusAnotherGuy_]

sophist didnt believe in the heart of the cars

[@nightmaresylv2037]

I like how this guy went from eevee to some goofy ass cartoon villain