I forgot how insane Twilight Eclipse is

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[@Tots_]

Personally I'm team Alice. That girl did everything to protect Bella AND she was so much less drama then Mr. "Ill kill myself if you dont love me" and Mr. "I watch you sleep"

[@alexj4239]

“I enjoy the twilight movies, but my least favorite thing about the twilight movies is the twilight movies” is fucking poetry and you’re SO RIGHT jane solo movie when

[@hello78816]

AND HE RETURNED WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST

[@neptune1032]

the sweater, the necklace, the hair, the nails, sis you popped off like you’re girlboss slaying

[@rbcview8329]

Mike’s movie review era coming back was truly what 2022 needed

[@melleelizabeth2853]

I can't express my dissatisfaction when I found out Carlisle's whole power is just "he's compassionate"

[@Toribell1928]

It’s absolutely insane to me that Stephanie Meyer just made jasper an ancient racist for no reason. He could have at least been in the Union army 😩😤

[@katjaparr651]

Mike calling Victoria Veronica for the entire video is such an important thing to me

[@convoswithkara]

mike's mind is just the gift that keeps on giving

[@Ricendeans]

“And of course Alice serves, like come on” was pretty much my entire takeaway from the Twilight series in middle school

[@lesleykruijt8580]

the whole "all three in the tent, I'm hotter than you, take your clothes off" scene was honestly just a writing prompt for the fan fiction writers

[@cor289]

I’m firmly team “Bella stays single for a while, maybe take a gap year to do some soul searching, backpack around Europe, get herself some self care self love”

[@oliviagreenburgh4305]

At this point in the MMCU (mike's mic cinematic universe), in a post pll-breakdown world, you're basically screwed if you haven't seen the rest of his videos as the canon references are 50% of the viewing enjoyment.

[@amaeliss7827]

I'm team Alice. Like excuse me but that scene from the book where she's like "I love Bella too"? Iconic. Magnificent. She deserves a girlfriend

[@meganina4ever]

‘She’s immediately a queen- she’s also a werewolf’ giving big ‘she’s a mammoth, of course’ vibes

[@serendestiny7574]

the amount of pop culture/stan twitter references you must know in order to decypher mike's videos is honestly sending me x)

[@Muccie2]

Alright, take a trip down memory lane with me. I went to see the Twilight: Eclipse premier with my older sister. The most excited people in the theatre were 3 Spanish speaking men with salt and pepper hair in what seemed to be their work pants and matching Twilight - Team Jacob shirts. They also helped shush the audience as we got excited 😂😂.

[@daniellebernard8226]

If I remember correctly, the jorts thing is that pre-empitivley, the wolves have stashed emergency jorts in the forest around La Push and Forks. And also before they transform and hide their pants in more jort holes. So imagine ur walking in the bush and u see a blue thing out of the corner of ur eye and upon further inspection, its jorts

[@AlexisMitchell87]

Mike is so enthralling. I’d listen to him recount this saga instead of watching/reading it any day.

[@Jacob-gu3in]

Living in a post-PLL recap world and all of its references and sound bytes being part of the canon now is so amazing. We are lucky to live in these times.