Soap Box Derby crash. Best Wipeout ever

Soap Box Derby crash. Kid wipes out from his downhill ride after hitting the rail

[@Davidautofull]

his 13 year old girlfriend cut his brake line.

[@toodsf1]

ffs 😂😂

[@JordanMSeverns]

Underrated comment

[@lazydays3654]

No, it was a sister

[@Crazyarnold12]

Dam.

[@rogerramjet7246]

And beefed up the insurance , changed the will

[@bullettime8760]

"if you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right" -Doc Hudson

[@whatsfortheboys5201]

Wise wise words

[@TXGrackle]

Oh right, that makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left.

[@kirrus4781]

Aaaaahahahaha 🤣👌

[@Theredtail95]

@@TXGrackle Guess what, i tried it. And ya know, this crazy thing happened. I went RIGHT!

[@prestobizmal]

Greatest comment award, havent chortled like that in a while.

[@danwiley7936]

He hit the wall coming out of turn zero.

[@jnordne2]

He must have learned that from Romain Grosjean

[@jacooosthuizen3593]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[@Cookivirus]

@@jnordne2 what you on about Marcus clearly hit this guy as well

[@jackvanepps7301]

@@jnordne2 man what are you talking about? Ericcson clearly hit him

[@jnordne2]

@@jackvanepps7301 *chuckles in Maldonado*

[@JoeSmoe1]

They carried off the box car onto a stretcher and made the kid walk it off lmfao

[@laurasanchez7105]

LOL

[@SpacestarB]

I say hhhhhmmmm wall

[@50buttfish]

It's just a flesh wound!

[@badlandskid]

Went on to play soccer

[@KrustyKlown]

Dad spent hundreds of hours building that car... Junior better RUN !!

[@brendanstanczyk5173]

Fell asleep at the wheel!! you had one job to do JR JUST ONE JOB!!!

[@b4llesterosg4mer91]

JR drunk too much Coke😔

[@claudemcwhorter]

Texting will get ya every time

[@dandearborn727]

Awake all night with excitement, had to crash (sleep) sometime.

[@Heyim18bro]

as bloodhound gang once said, "GET UP, YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL!!!!"

[@nolongerusing7430]

I made your like counter 1k.

[@jacobpalmer6462]

Not sure why they waited 6 years to recommend this video. But I approve

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

Just popped up just now for me.. gotta love the KZbin algorithm

[@thudtheace]

Somehow KZbin just knew I should watch this video... 🤔

[@Supradrew]

Just popped up for me too. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mikenodine6713]

Mee Three!

[@peterward2275]

🤣

[@marcmaz21]

Immediately taken in for a drug and alcohol test!!

[@faerieSAALE]

And made to retest on the driving range as well as road test with an instructor!

[@chrissullivan5752]

No didn’t you see the Crosswinds

[@John-yy1oy]

I think the one that didn't crash was on performance enhancers.

[@KastaRules]

-Just Go straight! You go it? -Got it. Wait. My straight or your straight?

[@ob_gynkenobi4014]

Had a legit laugh at this. Thanks

[@onefodderunit]

@@ob_gynkenobi4014 Yes, this one did the job.

[@dylansmith697]

Great joke lmao

[@cforestmills]

Original. Very original.

[@dobdoa3691]

NO! Your other straight!!!

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Hard to see where you're going when you're trying to be more aerodynamic

[@L00PdeL00P]

In this case having a big conical nose would be advantageous 👃

[@choutarokujo7686]

@@L00PdeL00P jewish people

[@javiergarcia---]

He was praying for first place

[@treychiri1607]

The one frame of crying child gets me

[@IsraelSHaas]

Ohhh boy I'm crying right now watching it over and over 😂

[@superdrewster98]

I had to go back over it a few times just to get the expression on his face lol

[@IsraelSHaas]

@@superdrewster98 if you're on PC, keep pressing "7".

[@superdrewster98]

@@IsraelSHaas lol that's perfect

[@treychiri1607]

@@superdrewster98 Same, lol

[@violinmiata]

This kid just turned 16 and crashed his mustang leaving a cars and coffee. History. Totally true. Yep.

[@silaswolfsberger2119]

And everything else is FAKE NEWS!

[@thecoolguy1135]

Got a news article of some sorts? Any evidence to support it? I believe you but there’s gotta be something.

[@isaluz7859]

@@thecoolguy1135 an anonymous source

[@elcamino5145]

If only you had a car

[@leoncaples2947]

Well jeez, hope he's alright.

[@carahtychewicz9476]

Kid goes flying head first into guard rail Video title: "BEST WIPEOUT EVER"

[@Crazyarnold12]

Yeah lol

[@danielbell4007]

I didn’t laugh... ;-) ;-)

[@dpsheals]

Right. That’s a whole car crash to a kid

[@scottc543]

Yeah, like the "funny" videos of people face-planting on the concrete or crashing through a wooden fence, or riding a bike into the side of a truck. Videos like this ARE NOT "best" anything.

[@laurasanchez7105]

HAHAHAHHA right, that was NOT what I was expecting when I clicked this video 😂😂😂

[@JoeSmoe1]

I came here for the crash, but stayed for all these SAVAGE ass comments lmao

[@ryanbowen9718]

dam son what are the fucking odds we have the same profile pic

[@JoeSmoe1]

@@ryanbowen9718 a man of good taste I see

[@mr.h.7586]

Can’t believe they cut the vid before the explosion. Witnesses said you could hear the kid screaming from the top row of the bleachers. Now That’s Entertainment.

[@a.j.likescars9290]

im dead

[@Presley3]

Funny Shit

[@mr.h.7586]

@@Presley3 Than’X.

[@chrissullivan5752]

Sign him up for Joey Chitwood

[@mr.h.7586]

@@chrissullivan5752 Old School....love it.

[@Dobermanator]

Luckily the kid was wearing a state of the art 1950's baseball batter helmet or he might have been hurt.

[@deerlord2363]

LOL 🤣

[@jamespitts10]

RIGHT??? HAHAHA I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. Wtf is with that????

[@joermnyc]

@@jamespitts10 oh those old baseball helmets could survive going through a brick wall... you’d be unconscious, but the helmet would be fine.

[@chesterstewartdrawers5149]

@@joermnyc So true

[@Outlawoverlanding2015]

"This young man eventually went pro, today we know him as Jeff Gordon"

[@coryrichter3621]

Are you sure that wasn't Bubbles Wallis Smollet?

[@rickoliver2059]

Yea , you`re right . His father is Flash , he used to drive our tractor among other things.

[@Mile-long-list]

Yes this is why nascar drivers dont turn right. They're hicks

[@Outlawoverlanding2015]

@@Mile-long-list nothing wrong with NASCAR, I was just simply making a joke about Jeff Gordon hitting the wall all the time. I mean Danika Patrick did hit the wall more times than he has in her short lived career.

[@raynic1173]

@@Outlawoverlanding2015 you see what happens when you're being a smart ass?

[@BIGDINKMAN]

“If you’re not first you’re last.” R. Bobby

[@Yeoldepube]

Ricky fucking bobby

[@BIGDINKMAN]

@@Yeoldepube your name.... is awesome!!!

[@joermnyc]

Kid shouldn’t have put the Wonder Bread sticker on his windshield.

[@vintagesavoiur]

That's all in your head

[@Yeoldepube]

@@BIGDINKMAN thanks lol

[@helveticaman204]

Hell, I didn't know that Danica even had any kids.

[@tkestrel2100]

I laughed way too hard at this lol

[@bermchasin]

*Bubba

[@bobhaze]

😂😂😂 ❤ LOVE IT!

[@jamesha175]

when i was a kid my dad helped me build one and he suggested that we include a steering wheel

[@rx4rays7]

Blood and guts everywhere, what a horrific scene. I'll never be the same, the utter horror,... the horror,....

[@EvtheNev]

Gave me flashback of my Vietnam days.

[@shauncambridge550]

@fortnite blizzardclapzz_yt SirCardinal so how'd it go?

[@Fightre_Flighte]

That poor soapbox car... I may never drive the same again.

[@plngym]

Oooohhhhhhh! The humanity!

[@davidfrank6666]

@@plngym good!

[@chadkimmel8957]

The kid shouldn’t feel bad, 75% of adult drivers would do the exact same thing in a real car.

[@masonmax1000]

lmfao then i guess 75% of adults shouldn't be driving

[@chadkimmel8957]

Max Mason yup

[@raptor660cc1]

Being that have a mustang as you profile pic, I'm sure you've had your share of crashes...

[@drsausage5864]

@@raptor660cc1 it’s not the car, it’s the driver. Scary. Please don’t r/whoosh me. I get the joke

[@chadkimmel8957]

Chad Isom judging from your comment, you must be in that 75%...

[@AnalEvisceration88]

0:16 I THOUGHT THOSE GUYS WERE PICKING UP THE KID IN A STRETCHER. For a second.

[@briane173]

No, the car got the stretcher; the kid was on his own.

[@boxedfender4810]

I know it's 5 years ol$ but why u gotta time stamp a 22 second video bruh

[@briane173]

@@boxedfender4810 🤣🤣

[@trevorjameson3213]

@@briane173 Well the kid will heal, the car won't. Lol

[@larrykeene4733]

It was at that moment they discovered their son suffered from narcolepsy.

[@setionoify]

Damn this thing is more dangerous than F1 racing.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

Roman Grosjean would like a word with you...................

[@deerlord2363]

I think Ericsson hit him.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

Rumor has it that they stole the steering wheel off of his car and put it on Kimi's.

[@steadyteddy2552]

It was a this point he realised the spare nut and bolt left over after the building the cart belonged on the steering column 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 😋

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

_Italian meme music_

[@G56AG]

Kid told me he was forced into the rail by another car, it wasn't his fault...…🤣

[@Geigerzaehler]

Ericson clearly hit him!

[@chrissullivan5752]

He was drunk

[@clarkadams895]

He must be a Democrat.

[@brianwestmoreland9852]

Future nascar racer...blame the other guy..

[@David_Theisen]

Yeah Casper’s car!! LOL

[@drewpenn7440]

When you have to swerve to miss the police spikes thrown out in front of you......

[@cforestmills]

deservers more likes.

[@Hooderaw]

Insurance Company: So, what happened sir! Driver: Car came out of nowhere and I swerved to avoid it!

[@brucemoyers1006]

I saw a flash up on the knoll.

[@JakeFromStatefarm00]

i haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@thelittlebacon588]

Same

[@kneeslider460]

The Karen at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@Dake-gw6it]

I thought that was me

[@oldschool1993]

We had a soapbox derby in my town when I was a kid- I wanted to build one, but the rules were too restrictive for my ideas. Later there was a scandal in the big national finals where the winning kid's car had a hidden electro-magnet in the nose which the kid activated from a hidden button. The cars were held in a line by some metal bars, and when the bars were rotated down flat, the cars would start to coast. The cheater kid would engage the magnet and when the bar rotated down the magnet would pull him forward and give him an acceleration boost.

[@jpjpjp453]

I remember that. I bet Smokey Yunick was proud of that kid.

[@itsruf1]

calling B.S. Only the gullible/ morons would believe that.

[@oldschool1993]

@@itsruf1 Only morons can't spell google. www.beaconjournal.com/article/20130723/news/307238887

[@jpjpjp453]

@@itsruf1 Nothing knowing fucking idiot.

[@itsruf1]

@@jpjpjp453 tell the guy above I aint a Mormon.

[@jakk222]

See you in another 6 years when this pops up in our recommended again

[@biyanslam]

KZbin Recommend me after 900 years !!

[@blahblahblah4611]

900 years really 😑

[@blahblahblah4611]

BAD JOKE

[@blahblahblah4611]

Other people, don't r/woooooooooosh me

[@blahblahblah4611]

@@sammothy itxlyxitatidyxkysir4ustxykxoycoyxoyxizoyxiyxotxoyztizyo

[@blahblahblah4611]

@@sammothy GTH you bich

[@TheCactusjack1]

Was nice of him to crash in front of the camera. Thanks kid!

[@jimmyebbs7386]

Romain Grosjean age 6 (colorized)

[@ilikecarsbois3424]

Didn't expect another F1 fan.

[@kenny-kent60]

0:15 Holy ****! I'm hanging like a cow! -Nico Hulkenberg, Yas Marina GP 2018

[@bophi_true]

There were only 3 survivors that day. Mostly because there were 3 people present.

[@shalicgraw5280]

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks! Glad the kid is ok 😂

[@rshackelford4445]

good wrench was on his car it was on Dale Earnhardt's when he DIED they both hit the wall see the pattern

[@GetchaPull06]

Except Earnhardt's car didn't roll over. Kind of the same crash though.

[@gilbert3672]

Thought it looked familiar

[@omegasynth2775]

You can see the exact moment he realizes his day won't be all that fun.

[@kennethfharkin]

My daughter did that with her powerwheels jeep when she was 3 in our backyard, luckily it didn't burst into flames. Seriously, how the hell did he even hit the wall? It doesn't even look like he was looking ahead to stay in his lane.

[@yh1669]

he fell asleep at the wheel, too much milk without enough oreos; happens all the time.

[@douglasvogel2783]

Ass ended slide out, the cars have very limited steering so not like you can recover

[@nickrav88]

Can they steer AT ALL? I don't see any steering linkage, rack and pinion, etc. I think they steer by shifting weight, or maybe by braking one wheel? Although I don't see any brakes either.

[@generalkayoss7347]

@@nickrav88 Look at how the front wheels are turned after he crashes. It's whatever that crude steering system is called. The entire axle pivots lol

[@itsruf1]

I'm an engineer. You literally CANNOT tip over 12v kid rides. Unless the kid's dad goes by Kenneth instead of Ken.

[@smithwesson7765]

That kid wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the package.

[@timeluster]

Bright? This kid isn't even plugged in.

[@smithwesson7765]

@Mason Calhoun And how exactly would you phrase it ?

[@toolmanthetim7042]

the GM Goodwrench sponsorship wasn't lost on me!

[@itsruf1]

Tool Man? seriously? No avatar or video content?

[@toolmanthetim7042]

@@itsruf1 showing my picture is considered child abuse

[@mikenodine6713]

haha

[@drewpenn7440]

That one frame of kid crying got me so good! ..............nghhhhhhhh..................

[@1up17]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

[@DirigoDuke]

So, if ABC ever brings back Wide World of Sports, we can finally retire the ski jump guy. 🤣

[@Gardner0871public]

DirigoDuke the agony of defeat!

[@David_Theisen]

Is that guy still alive??

[@DirigoDuke]

@@David_Theisen Yes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinko_Bogataj

[@serfcityherewecome8069]

That go-kart is still longer than any bus that kid will ever ride in

[@zcams]

Builds character

[@jamestherealsirfishalotbuc9253]

Where was youtube back in the 80s...??? My friends and I would be famous if this is considered a wipe out . Lol

[@Calthecool]

I’m glad you are still kicking.

[@mykten187]

Going down the reservoir on a bike with no breaks at the age of 6. Good times

[@Calthecool]

mykten187 Me and my brother used to go down this one steep hill in our wagon. It was one of the wagons that you can sit in and steer with the handle. We stopped doing it after we rolled it going like 25 mph.

[@mykten187]

Calthecool 😂 those radio flyers were fun but also dangerous

[@zacharydevan4107]

"Hey look a squirrel. Oh crap I'm scraping the wall. I know what to do yank the wheel as hard as I can the other way."

[@ethanthomson2364]

Zachary Devan it’s not a wheel it’s a bow tie lol

[@tomj4406]

i think he fell asleep. so excited the night before, never slept a wink?

[@dandearborn727]

I believe it is so.

[@christraymer3727]

This is the kind of thing that makes me wish ESPN 8: "the ocho" was real

[@cruss4612]

Move to Akron, Ohio. This video was filmed at the Derby Downs on George Washington Blvd. Every year the National Championship is held there. Its like a month solid of this. It's enough that you're totally tired of Soap Box Derby until the next year.

[@MrWarlanc]

Let me get this straight. 2020 KZbin recommended : yes

[@soski7200]

literally any woman who drives a BMW or a Mercedes

[@NicoSteinacker]

I can see AUDI rings on that thing.

[@gulfbut]

this is the definition of a kid who watches nascar for the wrecks

[@osailey9524]

what really gets me is how quiet the video is until ol boy smacks the wall.

[@tomclow4401]

Took the “let the car drive itself” advise a little too far.

[@mbchannel1037]

The Soapbox car: I'm in the third place?! Oh Hell no! YEET.

[@nexgengamers1580]

It was at this moment he knew he f*#@ked up

[@gageromuk8735]

I guess today is just one of those days where I find myself consumed by a wormhole of high-speed crash videos

[@deerlord2363]

Hahaha, same. 😄

[@springwoodslasher79]

I wanted to see him cry 😢 😭 😔 😞

[@ghostl337]

The best we got was a short "hhhuugnn"

[@kneeslider460]

@@ghostl337 we got a bonus Karen at the end 😂

[@tunerimpala5658]

@@ghostl337 and that want even from crying. Lil dude was just trying to lift the thing

[@livenhfree]

Good grief.

[@David_Theisen]

I heard a little bit of what sounded like crying

[@1s4lt45]

He French Fried when he should have pizza'd. You French Fry when you pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

His Dad should have given him a Hitler for that little stunt.

[@iamgr80k]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE AND FOREVER AMAZING WIPEOUT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fishyear]

Brings back memories, in 1962 I was ten years old and crashed my derby car. Something in the steering broke causing a front tire to jam against the frame flipping the car. I ended up in the ER with a broken arm and quite a bit of road rash.

[@haz486]

Why are people disliking? You saw the title and clicked on the video knowing full well what was going to happen. Can't really complain that it isn't what you expected

[@cabbage9996]

KZbin algorithm is kinda mysterious

[@badspike3963]

Yes, I can relate. Fort Wayne Indiana, I believe 73 or 74, me and my dad had constructed a cockpit cover to help wind resistance. It was great, except for when I received my helmet before I had a chance to try it out in the car. Of course, disaster struck and as soon as I had left the start the helmet kept dropping down to where I couldn't see. Brief moments of vision allowed me to get down the hill and, fortunately, not hit the young lady I was racing against. As I hit the line, out of control, I took out the local TV's camera and survived. Well, my brother found a 20-dollar bill while we were there.

[@Pfromm007]

He hit that wall so hard it gave the camera a loss-of-time concussion.

[@thomasladders7481]

I own a mustang and this offends me.

[@TheMadTitanM5]

When you try to take the exit but have to cut 4 lanes to get there.

[@gubward]

this is a carefully crafted cinematic masterpiece

[@edmiller8396]

We had a race here in Ohio a few years ago where a father and daughter showed up from Massachusetts in a big motorhome. The girl made it clear she did not want to race, but the father was forcing her to. She told him "If you make me race, I'm gonna crash it!" He made her, and.............. she took it straight into a hay bale about 30 mph without even touching the brake. It literally tore the front right off the car. Dad was screaming at her, and she just said she did what she promised to do. Can you imagine the ride back to Massachusetts? lol

[@lifeafterlife8417]

Cops rushed the track, put the kid in cuffs, tasered him for crying, and made him do a field sobriety test which he failed due to his injuries. He was charged with DUI and resisting arrest. It was later reduced to reckless operation and disorderly conduct. He got 6 years because he had a prior "failure to do his homework" and his Mom angered the judge by raising objections in court. The judge was also upset that he lost the race. Don't worry. He'll be out soon, commiting serious violent felonies because of the trauma he has endured. Think they have "counselling" for that.

[@violinmiata]

Yeah yeah and he was shot in the back 17 times by the police while trying to hide in shame (also legitimately hurt and a child) police chief later gives a press release stating “worse case of suicide he’s ever seen”. corrupt police. Damn man. Corrupt police mumbles scratches self. Corrupt police

[@Itsnotmeok01]

Give that boy a Volvo when he's old enough to drive a real car..

[@wtfdarus]

saw the thumbnail and then i thought this is a game with low graphics

[@irfanyxp3489]

I thought Assetto Corsa mods XD

[@clarkkent7653]

The two men check on the car instead of the driver perfect logic

[@fast03vette4me]

The anniater valve pin guide went out on his steering,,, common problem on those early models, just glad the fuel didn`t ignite!

[@JuniorMontes5150]

Les Rosin they don’t use fuel on those cars

[@Touretti]

@@JuniorMontes5150 And they didn't use a sarcasm detector on you!

[@danwiley7936]

I thought it was the johnson rod.

[@daverobinson6184]

That's a great crash

[@Hopeless_and_Forlorn]

Now you see why foam-filled fuel tanks, fire suits, and onboard fire fighting systems are required for soap box. Certainly saved this kid's life. On a happier note, does anybody else remember the 1973 event which later caused the closing of the annual derby in Boulder, CO? That year's national winner, from Boulder, drove a car that mysteriously accelerated ahead of all others as the starting gate dropped. Turned out that a battery, switch, and magnet concealed within the car attracted it to the gate as it pivoted froward. God Bless America, the home of the cheats and liars.

[@NickF60]

This is a nice tribute to Fisichella's crash at Monaco '04

[@railnut8453]

I hope the kid wasn’t hurt too bad!!!

[@gregoryhungerford6712]

I do that when I realize I’m going to be in last place, too. Then my Dad takes the heat and Mom forces my Dad to take us all out to my favorite restaurant.

[@SI0AX]

Damn, that's a good one! Reminds me of Initial D. Where the Honda driver would rather crash than loose, lol.

[@reeceguerin9855]

I literally thought this was a video game from the start

[@drewpenn7440]

Dear Santa: Can you please get this kid a mega ramp.....

[@blakevonsanden1099]

How does that happen in a straight line!!!!!!

[@dgsrks102030]

Blake Von Sanden See it all the time on Texas interstates .

[@Kodos2024]

Texting and driving.

[@xstreammoves2148]

My theory: He was asleep coming down the hill then when he tapped the rail on his lane that’s when he woke up then he looked up and said SHIT TOO LATE NOW then the Big Bang lol hope he’s ok though

[@Hi33.]

I think is video sums up 2020! 😂

[@ConnerBonner1]

You don’t find this video, this video finds you

[@Gasambag]

happned to me my rookie year... good times good times

[@mickberry9991]

Rub dirt on it. All part of growing up.

[@davidevans3175]

Immediately carried the car off for repairs and left the kid on the curb balling his eyes out LMAO.

[@SmookedRav]

LMAOOOO

[@MattieBoiXD]

I literally race in Akron this week and this is just terrifying

[@StreamMomentsOfficial]

Bonk

[@firewise12]

Lol

[@EYLS39C]

As you can see at 8:00 seconds he starts hitting the guard rail, at 10:00 seconds he makes the fatal mistake to over-correct, dragging against the rail. This is what caused the accident. if he would have just casually let go from the guard rail by slightly veering to his right, he'd of still had enough force from the hill to finish the race unharmed. As you can see at 11:00 seconds he emerges from the cabin in shock knowing what's about to happen. At the impact in second 12:00 the wheel is the only part of the vehicle that is severely damaged. If the wheels were not sticking out so much, then there would have been more damage to the vehicle's body and possibly to it's human occupant. Any soapbox would of flipped in an accident like this. I guess this kid and his family can be thankful for the wheel design on this soap box with the metal rods that protrude so far from the vehicle. If it were not for that, he could have been seriously hurt, quite possibly fatally.

[@kneeslider460]

The Karen at the end!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gold

[@PRODBYLIIVID]

See y’all in another 6 years when this gets recommended again.

[@DiskSystems]

Hahaha holy shit

[@madeleyinc]

Thought it would burst into flames on impact..or is that just American ones.

[@scootergeorge9576]

Only a moron would say that.

[@madeleyinc]

@@scootergeorge9576 you must be fun at parties.

[@Shinkaaaa]

@@scootergeorge9576 same goes to you

[@scootergeorge9576]

@@Shinkaaaa - I'm a blast at parties. And as an American, I respond to moronic, anti-American insults. But it may be that your nation has nothing as cool as America, so you are forgiven.

[@scootergeorge9576]

One more thing. Only in Hollywood do vehicles typically burst into flames.

[@Lenoh]

“Deploy, damn you, deploy!”

[@xnamkcor]

That Goodwrench sponsorship sure helped him steer.