Soda Drinker Pro - Surreal Soda Simulation

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Today I'm taking a look at (taking a sip of?) Soda Drinker Pro, a surreal sipping simulator that you all have been telling me to check out. It's weird.
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[@DeadlyComicsYT]

i was at a comic con years ago where the developers were demoing this... i was too scared to approach

[@meltenvy]

I don't blame you, this game is too powerful. just getting close to the booth would have taken several years off your life

[@travis6778]

SODA DRINKER PRO!

[@Wittle_Boyo]

This is just another episode of Brutalfoods in video game form. Who do you think you're fooling Ian?

[@cavenmartin3537]

Wittle_PuppyFace Lmao

[@kimberlys8422]

He fooled me. I thought he was he was older than me but he's younger than me. WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

[@Foxy02016]

Wittle_PuppyFace *who do you think your fooding

[@rmc5607]

@@kimberlys8422 how old is he?

[@jacohenn42]

@@rmc5607 31 as of today, 28 when they were talking about it

[@SeventhSilhouette]

“if the ship goes down.................. i’m bringing my soda.” that line SENT ME.

[@zojirushi1]

😂 same

[@GingerSnappPrincess]

“If this ships going down....” *days pass *years pass *someone new is now playing the game “I’m bringing my soda”

[@justyouraveragefluff2298]

-Badlands Chugs

[@yaboioreo5187]

@@justyouraveragefluff2298 lol

[@huntersvideos905]

11 people need to un-like this

[@mundaneinthemembrane4611]

Watching a Brutalmoose video...is the perfect time to drink a soda.

[@matthewg3374]

Please stop drinking soda, it will only be detrimental to your health

[@awfulusername1465]

@@matthewg3374 laying on my death bed....is the perfect time to drink a soda

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

@@matthewg3374the unrelenting void of purgatory is the perfect place to drink a soda!

[@carsextendedwarranty]

@@matthewg3374 burning in hell..... is the perfect time to drink a soda

[@mavortius8768]

@@matthewg3374 When being isekaid after dying my one request to god...is to be reborn as a soda

[@flirtycyclops5510]

Choose your fighter: -Bonus soda -Small amenities -Bonus items/Seeeecret items -Piece of wood

[@jeremyaster7470]

-Werthers

[@aguynamelex3146]

Nah its PLOP

[@briandavidgilbertclips7223]

I’ll always be a small amenities guy

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

A new challenger appears: Accoutrements

[@astronights]

*p i e c e o f w o o d*

[@ali709aliali]

The Vivian Clark part is absolutely insane! What kind of person would completely hide such a masterpiece!?

[@TOASTEngineer]

Ever heard of Frog Fractions

[@flipposlippo1510]

The moon is the perfect atmosphere to drink a sodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@seronymus]

Your avatar is gay

[@RedColdRitsu]

seronymus well Gregg is gay lmao

[@chunguslover]

Yes they said that in the video good job typing it in the comments

[@matthewg3374]

Only programmed mind controlled people drink soda, PLEASE WAKE UP!

[@pineapple7024]

Mattatron Millerite Soda is my only escape from this decrepit world.

[@GoldenMarmotin]

Now I really want a Vivian Clark review

[@carlz0r]

For the time being, you could watch someone else play it. I know Vinesauce had a couple of pretty good streams of it. Search 'Vinesauce Full Sauce Vivian Clark'

[@GoldenMarmotin]

@@carlz0r I'll check it out, thanks!

[@animeking213]

Same

[@DmasterNProductions]

Holy crap, Brutalmoose is talking about video games again!!!!

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

If you can call this a video game

[@CrossKnights]

Don't be tricked, this is just Brutalfoods: Soda Edition

[@flipposlippo1510]

Impressive

[@JoelCarli]

I mean it's still food-related.

[@TayoEXE]

Why doesn't he do video games anymore? That's why I subscribed when I saw all his early videos.

[@atomic5134]

Actually you can speed up by: A: Entering a specific combination of stats (I forgot, you should be able to find it by looking it up) or B: Walking sideways You can also get things like "Spaghetti mode", "Fun mode"(you can jump), or "Santa mode" by adjusting the soda settings.

[@selty]

Hikikomori and LSD are my queen and king of surreal games

[@Cyranek]

oh boy i sure am thirsty for a soda

[@jackc.gonzalez7612]

Nobody give u likes lmao

[@tehmememan8621]

Me too bro

[@ironyinc3453]

@Cyranek why do I see you everywhere, also who are you?

[@sadcrab9125]

Better create a game about it instead of just drinking one

[@DruidEnjoyer]

3:40 "the car is definitely not moving, it's rest of the world that is moving" Einstein approves of this video game.

[@buhgingo2933]

Einstein wasn’t a philosopher Einstein

[@atticuskoch2965]

@@buhgingo2933 relativity

[@msanurseful]

Two uploads in one week?! My feeble mind can barely handle this!

[@0rluh]

msaknurse I’ve never been happier 😭

[@TehSlan]

BONUS UPLOAD

[@adamadamsadam]

i've not seen such bravery

[@DCGMatthew1]

You know he streams all the time right? He uploads to Moose2 all the time as well.

[@lolniceinreal]

My feeble Persian mind can’t handle this!

[@DarthTella]

I'm getting very strong LSD Dream Emulator vibes off this game. Although that is the king of surreal games if you ask me.

[@TunaminV1]

Niki Groeger yep. I remember that game very well.

[@jeremyaster7470]

and then my "best friend" appeared Yeah dream emulator isnt as scary

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@jeremyaster7470 The hell is Best Friend?

[@jeremyaster7470]

Level 101. Y'know.

[@KetchupRocket]

Consider this effective because I wanted a soda watching this and I haven’t had a soda in two years...

[@mastershadowreaper]

Please do a video on Vivian! That shit looks so awesome. Yes I could go somewhere else and watch a video on it, but I'd rather you do one and I wait a while tbh

[@PatrolCentral07]

6sɥǝɹǝ6ʞɥɐu6 I watched someone livestream Vivian and it’s extremely worth it. I hope he does make a separate video on it

[@jamjamcamjam]

If you like Vinesauce Vinny, he streamed all of Vivian. It's all on the Fullsauce channel

[@mastershadowreaper]

@@jamjamcamjam oh shit okay, yeah I've heard of him but never really looked deep into his stuff but I'll definitely check it out, thanks 🙏💕

[@talb.1805]

What's Vivian? I tried looking it up but the only thing I found was a character called Vivian James lol

[@mastershadowreaper]

@@talb.1805 Go to 10:15

[@baileybrian9560]

You know I've been drinking soda all my life, and I really think I could go pro...

[@trod146]

I believe in you. You've got a fan/supporter in your endeavors.

[@Xelights]

The only thing keeping you down is your sugar levels. You can do it my friend!

[@themurderersfolley5995]

If you hadn’t joined the navy

[@justyouraveragefluff2298]

Badlands chugs: *Hold my Soda*

[@FabricFool]

Aha! The “s” in asmr stands for “soda”. It’s all coming together.

[@jimmilton6644]

what is the rest

[@jimmilton6644]

i wasnt joking

[@FabricFool]

Oh. Sorry. I believe it’s Autonomic Sensory Motor (or Muscle?) Response. It’s the tingly feeling down your spine when you hear certain sounds, like the scraping of a fork across a crispy cookie, kinda.

[@jimmilton6644]

ok cool man

[@FabricFool]

@@jimmilton6644 whoops, except I mixed up. A = Autonomous and M = Meridian. You can understand my confusions. Nice to meetcha.

[@selkrasouza6262]

11:25 Drinking a soda on the Oregon Trail

[@emilyledford-mcaninch9761]

But, like, please review Vivian Clarke, that looks amazing. This game is wild!

[@Exarian]

From what I can tell it seems like a legitimately interesting game themed around reincarnation.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Vivian Clarke is way more interesting than anything else in the game.

[@dead5160]

@@chadschmaltz9790 I mean soda drinker pro was made to be a huge meme so it's not really meant to be interesting

[@lammylalalajammy]

*D R I N K I N G S O D A O N A H U M A N B U T T*

[@theshyguy1580]

KZbin: *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

[@KeyLimeadeish]

By chuck tingle

[@videotoblin]

Gae peeps: *U W U*

[@GhostBubbles_]

"the moon is the perfect atmosphere to drink a soda" But the moon doesn't have an atmosphere lololol

[@GhostBubbles_]

God when did I write this

[@justderp5713]

Back in my day, before we had Forknife, we had SODA DRINKER PRO

[@Dradeeus]

The songs with the voiceovers are just.... a national treasure. Pure gold.

[@mavortius8768]

Now whenever I see an ellipse...I expect the next part to be about soda.

[@oldsnaaake]

For a second I thought you actually went through the game without noticing Vivian Clark. I hope you make a video on it.

[@Maxdamageplus]

Sateract Dude Vivian Clark is the sickest shit ever YEAAAGHHHAAAAA I’m glad he found it AAAAGHHHHHAAAHAHA :)

[@Dodrebur]

Yeah, I remember watching this game on GTLive, and they got sent into Vivian Clark right away. I didn't even realize you could keep playing the actual soda drinking part after that. Seriously, over 100 levels?!

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

Sateract That was almost certainly on purpose.

[@skelkankaos]

I remember watching a playthru of this years ago. I'm a different person now than I was back then, and I appreciate this game a lot more now.

[@ethanhayes7038]

Is this that one with *B O N U S S O D A* ? Edit: Hell yeah it is. I think I know this from Vinny's Sunday trash stream.

[@ZorotheGallade]

But is it better than *B O N U S I T E M S* ?

[@neptune9647]

Yep.

[@Laxhoop]

This seems like the kind of game Vinny Vinesauce would say he’d play for 2 minutes, and wind up dedicating 3 hours of the stream to it.

[@adamhenry6793]

Blessed Binyot.

[@adamhenry6793]

@@tekkaman6661 Legends say he still drinks to these days.

[@MOVGAMES.]

Actually, he originally played it over six years ago when it was in a really early form kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHqQnouenrSjsKM

[@SmokePudding]

Funny you say that..

[@hamburg4034]

@@MOVGAMES. Did he get to Vivian Clark?

[@toast8086]

the reason bonus sodas exist is to quench your extra thirst and to hear *B O N U S S O D A*

[@strain42]

I installed honey and I save $1,297 on soda. Also great video, Ian! I love seeing game reviews again, and I think these surreal adventure type games are really right up your alley. Keep up the wonderful work.

[@iced_coffeelvr1069]

This was amazing. I love looking at these games! This is like LSD Dream Emulator mixed with Pepsiman!

[@RokusWing]

the quality content I was waiting for

[@JustinY.]

Vivian Clark sounds like the name for a deranged stand user who's stand involves copious amounts of soda.

[@mittens5789]

Crap i was slower than you Justin

[@May_303]

first

[@mittens5789]

@@May_303 i was first dumbass

[@beachballssideaccount]

Sounds more like a shoe business owner to me. Your reign is over, Justin.

[@spkd_np]

[V I V I A N C L A R K]

[@thatshadowguy1005]

5:31 how dare you disrespect my favorite Death Grips song like this

[@ZergRushJohnny]

I gotta say, I'm really digging the music in this game going from the review.

[@EllieYuki]

That great feeling when you are watching old brutalmoose videos and get the notification that he just uploaded

[@NanaKyoto]

Nice to know that Gamer Ian is still alive, this calls for a celebration, of delicious soda.

[@Hugelag]

Now all that's left is a new episode of TeleVoid and my year will have been made.

[@aviona123]

for real i thought ian was the one saying "SODA DRINKER PRO 🥤"

[@soitssparkie]

Ian, I’m begging you, please make a brutalfoods about tuna noodle. That would be my favourite

[@saturdazedreviews3591]

_P L O P_

[@limeflashlight4101]

Beep

[@limeflashlight4101]

Be

[@limeflashlight4101]

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[@swishpronoob]

This guy gets it

[@JustinY.]

I hate it when I drink a sugary beverage and the boundaries of reality start to implode around me.

[@putridabomination]

Long time no see

[@Apav]

OH MY GOSH the first level is literally what they had us build in my 5th grade game-creating summer camp where I learned I could never possibly become a game devoloper ._.

[@doubledenial8178]

The audio combined with the visuals gives me some serious LSD Dream Emulator vibes.

[@duckwiz27]

Sooda Maybe what he meant when he said that using science we can create the perfectly balanced soda if you set the settings right you can make a soda that changes the game in some way

[@1standlast]

YESSS new Brutalmoose!!! Love watching you especially playing games like these 😂🥰 keep em coming

[@nateblack8669]

Indeed, I'm also surprised at how much I love his Brutal Foods series. I don't care for reviews what so ever, but Ian's editing mixed with his charm makes them so much more interesting for some reason. It almost has an adult swim vibe to it.

[@Cazra-VaporwaveWitch]

If you're looking for more surreal games to try, "Puss!". It's a vaporwave game about a cat and occult symbology.

[@immurecreations]

I can’t believe how much brutalmoose has changed over the years (for the better) he now makes more interesting, unique funny videos with amazing editing

[@8oyNamedSue]

Drinking soda as a baby gave me some serious PTSD flashbacks to Sonic Dreams Collection.

[@shrekonion8307]

Why did you have to remind me, now i have to watch a ton of videos about the sonic dreams collection

[@Graylord88]

The soundtrack sounds a lot like newer algomusic. A program that let's you generate music based on words, Ashen's theme song is from version 3 of it.

[@goopbloop8823]

Finally. This is the soda-related xontent I subscribed for.

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

I remember watching a clip of this from Vinesauce. I also thought that the BONUS SODAS refilled your soda meter. I guess not.

[@peppermink2200]

I know you probably won't see this but I'm going to write it anyway. I'm 15 years old, just got out of an abusive relationship and have been diagnosed with cancer. So yeah, it's not fun. I've been binge-watching your videos for a while and they always put a smile on my face, whether it's reviewing frozen meals or trying to figure out how sexy women and hot dogs fit together. Your editing is amazing and you overall just seem like a really nice guy, super friendly and easy-going. Thank you Ian, for making such enjoyable content 💛

[@seronymus]

Please watch a channel called Father Spyridon :(

[@beltz333]

I definitely feel closer to the soda I'm drinking after watching this.

[@0tterhead]

flashbacks to a younger vinesauce are all I get when I see the words 'Soda Drinker Pro'

[@decepticreep952]

Wow, never took you for a heavy drinker, Brutalmoose. Did someone make that joke already?

[@alecmcleod3306]

Getting a notification for a brutalmoose video always puts a smile on my face. Keep up the great work, man!

[@aran4241]

Option C reminded me of Soda Dungeon, another game where soda is everything ( and a pretty decent idler to bat)

[@BioCybergoth]

You and vinesauce are my absolute favorite daily channels!

[@Coldsteak]

man i quit soda like a month ago and now i want a soda, WHY BRUTALMOOSE WHYYYY

[@mossy...]

this video was a surreal experience when you showed vivian clark, i questioned everything

[@ThatNerdyGirl143]

The soda Club thing was in my city lmao that's crazy

[@Sargravendirdy]

Took just under six minutes. But the line (or lyric?)" As they drink haunted soda" put me to tears. 10/5

[@maysar4159]

I think its hilarious that the other things ive seen about this game have only focused on the "vivian clark" parts, and getting all of the achievements or whatever to try to see an ending, but Ian is just like "boring, i just want to drink soda". This is why Ian is awesome.

[@dangus6934]

This seems like the perfect game to play while tripping on mushrooms.

[@NoahKlatt]

It, hear me out here, while enjoying a refreshing, cold soda

[@Hana-jo1ud]

I also uploaded most, if not all of the Soda Drinker Pro OST on SoundCloud... I don't have any regrets.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

*follow my soundcloud

[@nostalgia_junkie]

ayo some of this bumps

[@RedRoses786786]

Why is his hair literal goals like, I’m living for Ian’s hair.

[@justervids]

I remember watching this video a couple years back when it came out. I had come back after a long night at work at Raising Cane's, made myself a sandwich there and brought my hard-earned meal home, complemented with a Dr. Pepper and some fries. I got home, showered, and settled in to watch some KZbin before bed. While eating the sandwich, I put this video on late that night, and started sipping my DP. Unironically I think that may have been the best DP I have ever drank, even today. Every time I recall back to that night when I watch this video, and I'm put at ease no matter what I'm doing. Thank you for this little bit of tranquility, Ian, your channel has become one of my favorite things to come back and watch through. Keep up the good work, man.

[@Samboy1135]

Perfectly balanced soda AS THINGS SHOULD BE.

[@TeamBelmont91]

So, Cherry Cola, then?

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

sodadrinker69

[@OuranNaruBleachClub]

lov u moose. never stop making videos how u want to we will always love your style and vibe

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

Haha! You hear that guys? 🌟BONUS -ITEMS- SODA!!!🌟

[@petergriffinfortnite69]

this is i think what you would call an "egglike." i would LOVE to see ian play the fantastic game.

[@JamesTheManiac]

That intro oddly reminds me of the startup of 1080 Snowboarding with the voice effects, haha!

[@Space_Noise]

James The Maniac OMG I miss that game!

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

I thought this was an older video i somehow missed until I checked the description.

[@skutfox]

unironically one of my favorite video games

[@negil]

It's crazy to me that just roughly an hour away from me, people actually say soda. Over here in Canada (at least in my experience), most people say pop.

[@basiliska]

i’ve heard that some people actually say coke in reference to all types of pop….

[@negil]

@@basiliska it's true

[@genevaratcliff7442]

I'm so glad I had time before work to watch this! I for one welcome our new soda overlords.

[@WipZedKay]

There are speedruns of this game. I'm not joking.

[@vinnyfiorino9003]

It would be neat if u make a video listing some of these surreal games and your thoughts and critiques on them, they seem interesting

[@darerun1051]

it's a walking simulator, that was the term you were looking for.

[@rett5576]

I played through this game, and honestly was waiting for you to get it on your radar. Very excited for this video 😂👍

[@thermitekitty9070]

Definitely interested in a Vivian Clark video, this was super cool.

[@SalokinQuagsire]

There is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than watching a Brutalmoose video. It somehow feels nostalgic and brings back good memories despite never hearing about some of this content you have covered before. Never change Brutalmoose, never change

[@tommybellardine]

This made me wanna grab an ice cold root beer never thought I’d be so entertained by soda

[@midnightsoftware1904]

Love u so brutal brohan, Thanks for the upload!

[@glorytothemotherland9556]

The Soda Drinker Pro soundtrack tickles my ears.

[@fencerhoskal696]

You really did this game justice, I never knew there was an entire more fleshed out game within soda drinker

[@tabikat]

This video was great! Definitely strapped in for a Vivian Clark vid

[@KatieAllie]

Oh my God I used to have this game on my old PC in like 2014(?) I thought it was hilarious

[@starrokina]

The perfect game for me! I have zero experience drinking soda.

[@LittleMushroomGuy]

I played this a while ago and remember that you actually unlock the real game if you enter the blue house in one of the early levels This exploration and soda drinking is just the surface, you should definitely return and try out the "real" game

[@didgeridonot]

Buying this game on a whim and going in entirely blind was the most surreal experience of my life

[@mvangord1]

So does this mean next we're getting a video on There's Poop in My Soup?

[@grodcoyote6635]

I love how he doesn't even react to his cat being in the way of the camera. that's a true cat owner!

[@atomic5134]

I'M SO GLAD YOU REVIEWED THIS I WISH MORE PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT IT

[@magicalnewsmaneditsbumpers4374]

Somehow this is super relaxing to watch

[@turnt_barbarian]

Thanks for explaining how honey works, I always felt it was some kind of scam as I couldn't see how they made money

[@Spagooblio]

all those commentaries sounds like echo-y ASMR about soda

[@loustandards2827]

Looove these BrutalMoose videos. Just BrutalMoose. Pure and sweet, just flyin' solo, not a guest in sight. Hot damn, it's just such a treat when I can kick back and curl up with a nice, Ian-only video from the lone face and voice of just only the one person and not anyone else, BrutalMoose. Thanks, BrutalMoose, for creating this incredibly satisfying viewing experience. You are awesome!

[@Jadeite427]

Believe it or not, I remember reading about Soda Drinker Pro while in class. It showed up in an edition of Scholastic News (or whatever it was called). I don’t remember when, but it might’ve been in between 2011 to 2013 (probably 4th or 5th grade).