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[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

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[@wonderfulworldofmarkets9033]

1:20 I just finished my first week at my internship and understand all these terms after not understanding any of them a year ago 🥲

[@Inkarnid]

Lmao the senior engineer vibe is spot on. No webcam, seems uninterested but yet is the most productive guy on the team.

[@mxbx307]

Or he's either well away from his desk, either dialling in from mobile or marching around his house (never goes to an office) with a wireless headset that makes him sound like a faulty Dalek. The call is either at sparrowfart over breakfast, or at lunchtime. Never happened pre-pandemic and everyone is chewing and slurping. It's disgusting.

[@geofreyoteng]

Yep

[@bot7845]

Vibing is when their performance is at their peak

[@Yahhkult]

This is literally my dad and my friend’s dad. They’re in a meeting and I go over to his laptop and see he’s scrolling on Twitter or playing a game on his phone. Me, on the other hand, as an intern is struggling to understand what the heck is even going on.

[@lukmanaliyu7386]

This comes with years and years of doing.

[@trevorschulz]

One of the sneakiest sponsor segments I've seen, I NEVER saw it coming

[@williamrgrant]

Haha agreed! I wonder if he wrote the whole skit around the sponsor segment.

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

haha it was after almost completing the skit :)

[@strovich]

Switch to chrome book

[@trevorschulz]

@@strovich what do Chrome books have to do with this?

[@strovich]

@@trevorschulz my advertising ID

[@Qwonk]

When a manager has no clue what to say, they always go "ok then, well let me know if you have any blockers"

[@Qizot]

The worst part of it all "great, keep up the good work, let's move on...", the time wasted on such bullshit is unmeasurable.

[@Neonagi]

Holy shit it's Qwonkdaddy. Used to watch your VRC vids escaping from the banhammer all the time. You're a real one.

[@K-Zone]

Nice! The acting of the senior software engineer is halarious, as so the others. 😆

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

XD

[@ZoeysMusings]

The acronyms guy took me out😂Smart way of incorporating a sponsor. Great job!

[@chavezeddie99]

I work remote & this is spot on 😂 you forgot the employees that work late but tend to be sleeping in the next day

[@mxbx307]

I do that. There are also the people who claim the "more productive" card by being green on Teams at 11pm, but fact is they were offline without explanation between 2pm and 5pm.

[@johnsmith-ro2tw]

I bet even the video itself was made effortlessly with this awesome working station setup, lying on the couch, with the monitor above. The first part is from a previous video. Laziness to do a video about laziness. It's like inception of laziness lol. It's brilliant !

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

XD

[@jamalie100]

I just started as a software dev at Amazon and relate so much to this, especially the acronyms part. I was dying laughing.

[@julietiyore7327]

The acronym part is my daily bread and butter working as a Microsoft support engineer

[@thedevguild7525]

Video is just nice in before the weekend! What better way to start a happy weekend!

[@iper1617]

the best sponsor add ive ever seen on yt. 10/10

[@wilsonwang8641]

Your ads mixing skill is getting more and more natural, Brilliant!

[@drmacsika]

Ad was done so smooth I actually clicked the link.

[@mukeshtiwari87]

Sponsor segment was nicely done

[@soorya97]

You never fail in making us have a burst! Can you please make more frequent videos, Being a SWE myself, there is a lot I can correlate and the best part is, Your content is a stress reliever 👏🏻 #kudos

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

I’ll try my best! :)

[@user-mh1ro1yq1g]

as usually a perfect one video 🌠

[@hafizibrohim599]

The best actions of Senior Software Engineer and realistic 😅

[@daniellima3730]

The sofa-setup kills me lmao.

[@milee4727]

Senior Software Engineer upto mark lol btw love your videos

[@angeloliwanag2619]

LMFAO bruh. This is straight up facts 🤣🤣🤣. “Sorry you were cut off”

[@k4bos447]

The video was very funny 😂 + The acting was excellent, Thanks pirate king ❤️

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

XD

[@DK-ek9qf]

My team lead was regularly saying “I did very little”, “I accomplished almost nothing”, but still was the best at code reviews and using new technologies

[@KODAKTIFVIDEOEGITIM]

The King IS BACK :)))

[@Esmeralda-ut1br]

What a way to introduce an sponsor !! I didn't see it coming

[@ankitaburman5406]

There will always be one person on the team who would throw jargons in status update which I would have no clue on what he/she is talking about ..Happie weekend to pirate king

[@XROSSDABOSSX]

If only I could be half as productive as these characters. I'm such a shit software engineer 😂

[@sylascoker1483]

Me too

[@itsDennisLorentz]

Haha me too.. but my pay is shit aswell

[@gorkxs]

You had me signup for Brilliant. 🤣😂🤣

[@feathersmcgraw4650]

The senior dev leaving first and junior last was spot on😂

[@gerryramosftw]

the part with the abbreviations, i felt this

[@turkyturky6274]

Lol i close my labtop after stand up, go to bed sleep till noon wake up do 30 min of work and call it a day 😂🤣

[@mxbx307]

During the pandemic WFH I was quite often going on my manager's stand-up call at 9am, then going back to bed for an hour or so afterwards.

[@deboking9]

Tell me why I’m a JUNIOR but treated like a SENIOR and do EXACTLY that 😂😂 it’s the *Unmute* “can you repeat that?” *mute* for me lmaoo

[@muhammadazmifauzi9296]

Brilliant!

[@kondwaningulube5971]

great way to sneak in the sponsor ad :D

[@budstep7361]

Killer sponsor transition 👌

[@FlurAhFlur]

Couch guy is me. Dev huddle at 9:05. Wake up at 9:00

[@winterheat]

I had an acronym guy in our team. He said CRA and I had to ask him what it was. He emerged as Holy God and said CRA stands for create-react-app. He also showed us the correct way to pronounce CRA is not C-R-A, but c-r-A.

[@mudanenadaara]

Yoo the senior's setup is a great idea! Any suggestions on how I can set it up

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

Check my setup vid kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJ3HZ3WJhst3pM0

[@JYang-dz6ji]

Really really good

[@soniatp9330]

Yeay! New video!

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

🎉

[@officialabdulrehman]

At first I thought I was the only one having hard time trying to understand what the Hat guy was saying, guess I was wrong 😂😂

[@mitsuhafan1543]

LMAO this video is so accurate

[@ScarRstudio]

So basically I've just watched a 3 minute commercial

[@VISHWA2Allinoneindia]

I really liked your original video and this made your channel grow. I had no idea that people would like this video so much. I am a software engineer who is relatable in the video

[@Tmality]

Greatest anime betrayal

[@arshadjaveed7877]

Senior Engineer... absolutely spot on😂

[@misso404]

They do use a lot of acronyms at MS xD

[@danielchoi6128]

It was nice meeting you today! 👀👀

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

See u again :)

[@2dollarkevin]

Did I... Did I just watch an add? I feel dirty. I enjoyed it.

[@PonchoRCG]

well done Sponsor, well done.

[@balla7t]

Bro literally made a video just for the sponsorship! That was like 1/3 of the whole video!

[@bogdanivchenko3723]

The rule of thirds: One-third of the video should be an ad.

[@644golf]

Please more wfh skits!!!

[@KangJangkrik]

That blue shirt guy is like one of my junior, last time he did this, I simply said "I know you're feel smart but don't make the other looks stupid with those abbreviation. I mean- what even FYI..."

[@jareda8943]

Segway to your sponsor was Brilliant xD

[@william_8844]

Brilliant slid in the DMs

[@Timmy3Turnt]

Aw man I try my best being an engaging scrummaster who actually helps lmao. I feel like all devs hate agile sometimes 😅

[@apollossevere8602]

I’m a SDE l, this video is so accurate 😭😭😭😭🤌🏽

[@RoxioCZE]

what a immaculate sponsor segway

[@howardliu2293]

John is a rapper for sure!

[@somegeneralist]

Segway skills 10,000/10

[@DK-ek9qf]

Some of my colleagues just say at standups “I am doing the same thing I did yesterday”

[@pankajsinghsenfbd]

Sir,Mi notebook pro (16 GB RAM, 512 GB SSD, with i5 11Gen) is good for software engineer/ developer?

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

Yup

[@pankajsinghsenfbd]

Thank you sir ☺️🙏

[@chillappreciator885]

Senior Dev: The richest and the most unhappy among them)

[@chillappreciator885]

Yeah, managers as always "Aight, let me know if you have any blockers"(like I can somehow help you with that)

[@calvintey9424]

Damn this is so true..

[@funnyasfuk3968]

i think your setup needs flexibility from seating to lying down to stand up bc u get tired in each position n need changing for long healthy working hours...

[@mhamedabdou2197]

The is the best add ever

[@The31stway]

How bad is it that I want to have the same overhead tv sofa set up

[@reubs_O1]

What is the jacket the manager is wearing called? I want one of those!

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

got it from Zara :)

[@mxbx307]

There's always one person where the scrum master sits there in awkward silence before responding with disinterested tone, no matter what you say to them. I've been there and it's very dehumanising.

[@samuraisuicidal1491]

Lee kwang soo 🐐

[@kansuke7704]

1:16 What is he saying...? 😂😂😂

[@nimzpet180]

Where are you from? 😶

[@lesquatrecentscoups]

best ad ever hah

[@elizabeth4689]

Does this sense of dread never end

[@StylizedRumination]

I'm not a software engineer, but I've worked in corporate for 8 years and this was hilarious.

[@nicolasmanurung]

What the different SE II with Senior SE?

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

mid-level, senior level

[@humansoftech5905]

MORE AGILE

[@TwitchRadio]

🤣👍💯

[@jagicyooo2007]

SWE ll hilarious af

[@giangle7020]

Reality of working from home...

[@niki-ji9vu]

pls tell me where you bought Alexa

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

Links in the descriptions!

[@boyshader489]

Daniel plz don't lay down during the work, that makes u sleepy. John, stop rapping ！ i am a bilibili fan.

[@geofreyoteng]

💀💀😂😂😂 I'm a very visual person, I dislike it when people use abbreviations for stuff, even when i know what they stand for

[@oedipussobol4037]

It's funny bruh

[@daniyu777]

Son chinos, koreanos o japoneses?

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

Koreanos

[@daniyu777]

안녕하세요. 어떻게 지내세요 saludos desde Lima Perú, son videos divertidos

[@mohammedishag9163]

Why you sleeping all the time body are OK

[@pinyichang4680]

就

[@kotireddymadireddy3117]

First like

[@renyvincent4406]

Please stop this channel. It's disgusting to look lie down and pretend to work.

[@PIRATEKINGDOM]

Dont take it too seriously

[@sarahgraceandaya522]

I really finished the ad 🥲