Robert missed his calling. He belongs on stage telling jokes. He is a natural born comedian. Make him a regular.
@1stone3796 ай бұрын
The Qummunity would LOVE him, no pun intended. Wait...
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
@@1stone379 i see what u did there 🤣
@tatijanvier80926 ай бұрын
Lmbooo right i was cracking up
@gaga4376 ай бұрын
All I see and hear is tommy davidson can't unsee it
@Swift_Jr6 ай бұрын
never too late to follow your dreams
@TheThelordschild2 ай бұрын
I have never heard any one so proud to tell stories about their crack addiction.
@derekjaxworldАй бұрын
DITTO. ALSO,THERE SHOULD BE AN EXPOSEÈ AS TO HOW SLINGING CRACK HAS CHANGED,AFTER COVID; IT USED TO BE A CORNER HUSTLE,NOW YOU DON'T SEE LAME DEALERS ON THE CORNERS,BUT YOU STILL SEE THE DRASTIC,EVIL EFFECTS OF THE DRUG USEAGE IN THE COMMUNITIES. SOO HOW IS THE TRANSACTIONS BEING MADE? VIA SOCIAL MEDIA?
@kemes90906 ай бұрын
i dont know whats funnier robert's honesty or mark's laughter at robert honesty
@belindapoplin54396 ай бұрын
I just lost it at " she was complaining bout my ring, but that was my watch " 😂 ☠️ 😂 ☠️
@jm32316 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@blackpalacemusic5 ай бұрын
Bruh 😂
@theWACKIIRAQI2 ай бұрын
That took me a second lol bro
@Reallionaire314Ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂
@coreyking5060Ай бұрын
😂
@Djmagicmike3696 ай бұрын
This is the happiest most joyful crack user , High spirited
@RougeMaster6 ай бұрын
Til he outta crack and gets violent, then you'll see how quick he pulls out a flathead screwdriver 🪛 and tries rob you
@Djmagicmike3696 ай бұрын
@@RougeMaster 🤣🤙
@natasharichard39005 ай бұрын
@@RougeMasterstraight delusional! 💯
@RougeMaster5 ай бұрын
@@natasharichard3900 tell me you sheltered without telling me you don't know what's up 😆😆 straight homebody
@charcole3366Ай бұрын
Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jenniferthomason34316 ай бұрын
I’m so glad this guy is back. He cracks me up and it’s kind of nice to have comedic relief from the normal sad tragic stories of the SWU interviewees.
@hv80746 ай бұрын
Never quit doing what you love, is what I learned today.
@Deejack276 ай бұрын
Exactly ❤
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
Good lesson, I guess. It depends on what ya doing.😂
@mamaniecy6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rob162486 ай бұрын
Would you like some nice heroin, hv8074?
@blongshanks776 ай бұрын
He had me crying when he said he’s not a quitter! 😂😂😂
@preposteroussvideos6 ай бұрын
One of the best you brought on this show😂
@lauradehart81826 ай бұрын
This guy’s honesty is WILD!!😂
@MaiMai-ys4yg6 ай бұрын
Facts!
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
Straight up 😂
@emiliacanet99602 ай бұрын
Lol
@LaToyaColeman-lm6uzАй бұрын
I love his authenticity! His self awareness while navigating this addiction. I wish him the best thru his journey
@lillydowning6 ай бұрын
Ending this story with can I borrow your car is WILD
@LittlewoodSD6 ай бұрын
Yeah, exactly. Doesn’t Mark have a sweet jaguar?
@1stone3796 ай бұрын
Bye Felishia
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
@@LittlewoodSD he probably has more than 1 car. I know he has a tessla
@RecoveryAndLife5 ай бұрын
@@GiGi_to_3dude is loaded loaded
@N3VLYNNN6 ай бұрын
This is the funniest interview I've ever watched on this channel, hands down and I have been watching for years. He had me in stitches!!
@TruthTella3146 ай бұрын
He has found Joy in life no matter what, God Bless Him
@MargauxChanelАй бұрын
“One day the Cubans gon send some good shit over here and I’ma be right back on track!”. Yo 🤣🤣😂😂..I am weak!
@aDub296 ай бұрын
“If you cry in your pipe your screen get all f*cked up , so I ain’t doing no crying” 😂 😂 💀
@shellysara39346 ай бұрын
😂 I have been watching this channel for years and I've seen some shit in my real life. I love this man. I have been so honest about myself that I've lost many people because they don't want to know. People in general need to believe the lie because if you tell them the truth they can't handle it. They think we're lying. ❤
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
@shellysara3934 I'm 1 of those people that loves a blunt, honest person... and if it's funny, that's a bonus 🤣🤣
@JustRaine976 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@michellebouchard44276 ай бұрын
OMG the dirty talk embarrassed me but I couldn't stop laughing. Dear Lord he's very out spoken but the honesty is great
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
Same here. I'm not much into vulgar talk, but he had me rolling.😂
@sup3936 ай бұрын
First person I've ever seen that makes Crack sound appealing. And 60? Kudos Dude. Stay up
@rob162486 ай бұрын
Idiot
@TheUnitedStatesofAmericaUSA6 ай бұрын
Thank you SWU for bring Robert back! He’s so full of positive energy one of our favorites 😃
@naesenh.21626 ай бұрын
He should seriously do stand up telling crack head stories he would absolutely kill it on stage
@1stone3796 ай бұрын
In all seriousness
@sciencenotsrigma6 ай бұрын
He could do it on YT. Did you ever see Propecia? She did crackhead humor in..she must have been in her 50s. Stand-up and all that! She had me rolling! Sadly, she passed away a few years back. Look up Blind Date With a Crackhead. ❤
@dayciajtalk882 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂!!!
@trentonbates31146 ай бұрын
@5:22 I love when people who are being recorded tell mark not to tell anybody 😂
@pshepard86206 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@1stone3796 ай бұрын
He didn't though. Robert told on himself 😂😂
@DailyStepTough996 ай бұрын
You typed a Hall of Fame comment with that one. A person will talk for the whole Internet to hear. Then tell the interviewer, don't tell nobody.
@jimmettrawilliams62345 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@dreammm6 ай бұрын
Robert is SO funny! please keep up the robert interviews every once in a while, it's refreshing to have someone on here so positive and content with their position.
@Crackattacc6 ай бұрын
I admire his honesty...
@derekjaxworldАй бұрын
IFF OFFERED MONEY,CRACKHEADS ARE SURPRISINGLY HONEST.
@blessedNala6 ай бұрын
Laughing so fucking hard in the midst of a protest in my country Kenya. Robert, you are the embodiment of living it UP!!!
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
True😂
@AnAdorableWombat15 ай бұрын
Living it up? A bi, sx addicted crack addict is the embodiment of living it up.
@sherlockgnomes89713 ай бұрын
Being a crack addict , having sex with random hundreds strangers every year and stealing to pay for it is hardly “living it UP”
@sherlockgnomes89713 ай бұрын
Being a crack addict and a thief is not living it up
@themusijoshow3763Ай бұрын
Same here, reppin 254.... Ruto must GO!! hahaha
@catheirs6 ай бұрын
Mark, thank you for your channel, it is an amazing teaching tool for how to be a better person. Accepting others and their humanity is one of the most important things we can do. It's all about love.
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
"If I get my teeth fixed, I'm gonna be a bad muhfukka" 😂😂😂 Robert said he has 3 teeth now
@charlesiehager6 ай бұрын
AND NOT BALD AAYYYEEEE
@PEDMAN02166 ай бұрын
Like his wallet reads....
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂
@kareemabrown855 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😭
@JustinDean-w3d2 ай бұрын
Previous video he had 4 teeth. A lot can change in a few months lol
@TaterTots3806 ай бұрын
He makes me smile and I admire his honesty.
@truesavings19886 ай бұрын
Robert is the most joyful crack addict. Good for him.
@ThunderLips7306 ай бұрын
WTGDF does that even mean?
@alexander19026 ай бұрын
@@ThunderLips730calm down, Beavis.
@ThunderLips7306 ай бұрын
@@alexander1902 praising a crackhead? Ok, Butthead
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
@ThunderLips730 that means, he is living on his own terms. He has a job & the women or men in his sexual realm, all, want to be there. He is not hurting u. Mind the crackheads in yr family & leave him alone 😂😂
@loricompton75786 ай бұрын
@@ThunderLips730 Chill Thunder Lips...you got your a$$ so tight you couldn't drive a tack in there with a sledgehammer! Stress is the #1 killer...be more laid back like Robert!
@jonailloyd72693 ай бұрын
We would love to see more of him!
@TGC236 ай бұрын
Dude said he ain't no quitter when it comes to smoking crack... one day the quality of crack will be better like it was back in the day😂
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
💀💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@vernettawoods98046 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🤣🤣😂😂😂IKR!!! Lmao!!!!
@deebknyc09856 ай бұрын
The crack was good 10 yrs ago....That's why most went to smoking methamphetamine
@Jackson113266 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 he’s waiting on the Cubans to deliver
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
@Jackson11326 I heard that and lol...😂
@evasakura91686 ай бұрын
*for a 60 year old crack addict Robert looks hella young!*
@jeffmccullough73416 ай бұрын
All that pussy keeps him young
@tarikviaer-mcclymont57623 ай бұрын
Black dont crack,no pun intended
@evasakura91683 ай бұрын
@@tarikviaer-mcclymont5762 Asian don't Raison, White stay Tight, Brown don't play around ...... LOL
@RAS28284 ай бұрын
LMAOOO! OMG! This was one of your best interviews ever! Such an A+ personality. Wish him all the best - he really seems so genuine and dope.
@patrickalilbitofeverything51816 ай бұрын
By far this dude is funny as hell he definitely could be a comedian
@robertafarrell23386 ай бұрын
Good morning Mark and all!!
@still_becoming6 ай бұрын
Good morning Rob
@NenaNenaNenaNenaNena6 ай бұрын
This the type of drug addict you don’t offer treatment to. He obviously doesn’t need it. He’s perf 💀
@kemes90906 ай бұрын
Omgggg Mark im so happy you brunt him back ! he's definitely one of my FAVS. So unfiltered and raw
@TheMindfreak756 ай бұрын
“Don’t tell nobody” BUT I’ma tell you and everybody 🤣
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kashrulez215 ай бұрын
Saw first interview last night ! Blown away I can appreciate his humor and honesty. Sending some love out to this brotha
@TheVonnieVonVonShow6 ай бұрын
I respect his honesty it's very freeing 💯
@roland19126 ай бұрын
This guy is such a character, hilarious stories...
@mddell586 ай бұрын
"Put your foot in" ... ..
@carsen1616166 ай бұрын
Not that's a big 😺
@AndrewZanella6 ай бұрын
That girls name should be "Cinderella"
@Oliver112176 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gryffinberner6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mylifecap6 ай бұрын
"Hey don't tell nobody" Start your day off right with this one. That was fantastic 😂😂 ❤❤ thank you Mark and Robert #neverholdback #lifecap
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂
@coritellastory6 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: own your life and be happy
@still_becoming6 ай бұрын
He needs to go viral
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
Yes indeed
@rob162486 ай бұрын
Hep C
@Leinkester6 ай бұрын
“Robert follow up” I never clicked on then off so fast 😭
@Santasia-yp5ex6 ай бұрын
I swear 😂
@tylane33696 ай бұрын
On God!!! Lol
@spikerzombie6 ай бұрын
Then how did you write the comment weirdo
@brownchanel936 ай бұрын
Lmaooooooo😂
@jdahla5036 ай бұрын
This shit was hilarious af though lol
@BrandonCiCi6 ай бұрын
I remember his first interview! I liked him then, like him now, and still wanna smoke with him 😂❤ just the best personality, so damn funny, and straight up honest. Nice to see you again Rob! ✌️
@nhlibra6 ай бұрын
We're all different. I hope to NEVER meet him, EVER.
@BREEZYOFFICIAL6 ай бұрын
You smoke crack?
@official2smooth6 ай бұрын
When I tell you this man would be an incredible stand up comedian!!
@samusvikerness6616 ай бұрын
Such mental strength is incredible. You are the man, Robert. I’m someone that has done a lot of drugs so I wouldn’t dream of judging someone’s drug use but I know that a lot of people only feel disgust and hatred towards someone that chooses hedonism in life. I just want people to be happy and not wreck their lives. If you don’t feel like you’re wrecking your life and can still be happy, do you man.
@heatherchurch6 ай бұрын
This guy could literally just get on stage, do 2 hours of audience Q&A, and get rich. “Just a Crackhead and a Mic: The Robert Show.” Shit would sell out every night.
@radiantrenee40617 күн бұрын
He needs an agent
@TheMsBehaving6 ай бұрын
I LOVE your honesty Robert! May god bless you…….😊
@nonayobiz85115 күн бұрын
He is a young 60...my uncle was an addict and young at heart like that too. ..
@chiptoothtech49376 ай бұрын
GOOD TO SEE HIM ROBERT BACK ^_^!! THANK YOU MARK.
@forbiddencue11016 ай бұрын
'Don't tell nobody'
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rrbass826 ай бұрын
I'm glad you brought him back
@gadiva0016 ай бұрын
"Can I borrow your car?" LMBOOO! This man is so hilarious! I'm glad this man can live in his truth and has such a positive attitude despite his situation.
@Proud5050man6 ай бұрын
Hes funny as heck😂😂😂
@YPN_Dre6 ай бұрын
Brooooooo I been needing this for the ABSOLUTE LONGEST ever since I seen da first interview!!😂😂😂😂
@wizardofahhhhhhz6 ай бұрын
Dude, he’s the best lol. I bet hanging out with Robert is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eddiebaker116 ай бұрын
Until he get crack horny and start feeling on you
@alexisgreen-honore75566 ай бұрын
Thank you for this follow-up, Robert is a riot 😂!
@christopherchoyce51166 ай бұрын
1:36 “She got a 🐱 for me ta eat” 😂😂 😂 i musta rewinded that 4 times 😭😭😭
@sleepingbunnies60536 ай бұрын
"yeaaa, but I'm not a quitter" LMAOOOOO
@JustRaine976 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@katttpiffnsam6 ай бұрын
I woke up half the house laughing at the shit this dude says 😂
@christinas80716 ай бұрын
🤣😂😅
@jordanharris89286 ай бұрын
😂
@brianniascott33525 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@zamazett11036 ай бұрын
I realy enjoyed this😂 Laughed out loud a few times. This guy is so fun to listen to. Best of luck to him
@yaboy_jesus6 ай бұрын
“Has the quality of the crack got worse over time?” “Yeah but I’m not a quitter” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I burst out laughing at that. Well played. Incredibly funny dude
@GracieNadine6 ай бұрын
I didn’t know half of what he talking about but I was cackling like a witch the whole time
@jamielee58816 ай бұрын
Glad to get follow up dig these geezer I'm from England so good to hear from over there
@loveitwhenyoudothat5 ай бұрын
Oh Robert you bring a smile to my face
@GiGi_to_36 ай бұрын
Robert is back! The honest, bisexual crackhead... Glad you're working & still honest 😂😂
@MazingerZ3796 ай бұрын
He has genetics and a physical frame that with minimal effort he could have been a professional bodybuilder.
@alexander19026 ай бұрын
I was thinking basketball, he looks like a body double for Dennis Rodman.
@gailainsley69396 ай бұрын
He is quite handsome but I couldn’t take him seriously. High or not. 😂😴
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
@@gailainsley6939😂😂me either
@GGrant34 ай бұрын
They all end up on crack anyways
@GGrant34 ай бұрын
They all end up on crack anyways
@Blackcatt7046 ай бұрын
Robert is too funny!! I can’t wait till his next interview🤣💙🤣
@FalseNi9e6 ай бұрын
Such a good interview, one of the better interviews on this channel
@haroldrobinson943622 күн бұрын
Real TALK, I did some of that myself. Really enjoyed listening Ty sir !
@shericedetroit6 ай бұрын
I didn’t asked for no jaw I asked for some throat 🤦🏽♀️😂😂🤣🤣😄😄
@JustRaine976 ай бұрын
I was done!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@brianniascott33525 ай бұрын
took me out😭
@veef.moraless92634 ай бұрын
Ooooh Shiiiiit 🤦♀️😂😂😂
@BrianHall-y5m6 ай бұрын
"Imma wind up stealing your shit and leaving cause im sleepy." 😂😂😂😂😂 crackhead Robert
@Djmagicmike3696 ай бұрын
Has the crack got worse ? Yeah but I’m no quitter 🤣🤣🤣
@RiggedandReady6 ай бұрын
This guy is ridiculous lol
@nickellereagle43376 ай бұрын
Robert is so funny, and tellin the straight up truth ! ❤ much love 💕
@DST90906 ай бұрын
Robert's first video from three months ago has 80K views and 2.6K likes. This follow up video has 40K views and 1.3K likes in three days. This follow up video is doing big numbers for three days published.
@G7_DNB6 ай бұрын
Ayyyyy watched his first one 2 days ago so glad he’s back 0:24
@imalright28376 ай бұрын
As long as you are joyful and up front you can talk about beating up a toddler and SWU audience will pat you on your back and say “you be you”
@animekiller22066 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂bring Robert back, this man is honest and funny af.
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
I'd say he will.This will go viral. Share share
@LaToyaColeman-lm6uzАй бұрын
"I'm not a quitter, it's gonna get better" lol
@sittnback866 ай бұрын
Great interview. Bring him back
@Theworstchannelposting6 ай бұрын
I love the ones that are honest, this man is a great story teller, 😂😂
@494ava6 ай бұрын
And he’s fast talking and to the point!! 😂😂😂
@potted-mint6 ай бұрын
He's honest here, but he's an admitted thief. So, not too honest
@sciencenotsrigma6 ай бұрын
@@potted-mint. It’s not like he lied about being a thief. 🤷♀️
@MrSkywalker-s2x2 ай бұрын
Hes a good dude and free spirited and not materialistic seems like a joy to be around
@MrSirlulzalot4 ай бұрын
He needs to develop a story heavy stand-up comedy routine. 😂
@Reallionaire3146 ай бұрын
Man this guy needs to be on the Internet!!!!!! Jesus he is entertaining 😂😂😂😂😂
@karenraymer10286 ай бұрын
He seems to have a lot of insight about his sexual preferences and can explain them well and make sense of them to other people. I can't say that about a lot people I've known!
@KCs_Crystals_and_Crochet5 ай бұрын
I love this guy! Funniest dude, I've ever listened to! You have got to do more interviews with him! I love how he just owns his life! So much better than everyone coming up here and crying about everything that's ever went wrong in their life. Such a breath of fresh air listening to him! 😂😂😂❤❤
@NN-ht1lp6 ай бұрын
Thanks Mark.
@chungus1006 ай бұрын
"I just had to fart" that's the best excuse to avoid narcan?? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@JustRaine976 ай бұрын
I tried not to laugh because his situation isn't a laughing matter, but this dude is funny as hell! Dude said "Can I borrow your car?" 🤣🤣🤣
@Nmh866 ай бұрын
This is gotta be the funniest shit I ever heard in a while. That’s a damn character.
@chairmybowl8356 ай бұрын
Bro has lived a Life worth living 😂😂 Joey Diaz would love this man as a friend 😅
@duttyluke5 ай бұрын
Robert is Blessed & he Looks better living his honest truth
@MaiMai-ys4yg6 ай бұрын
Let’s make him a regular!! He is hilarious. Not every interview has to be down and depressing.
@Pluto_15004 ай бұрын
I didnt asked fa no jaw, i asked fa some throat 😂😂😂
@MichelleFaithLove6 ай бұрын
“Yeah but I’m not a quitter. It’s going to get better. “ With a big smile. 😉
@charlesr.57186 ай бұрын
If his face and voice was blurred I'd swear this is Morgan Freeman because of the hair.
@carynmartin60536 ай бұрын
Yeppers! He also reminded me of an old, late friend, Quilla, an older black crackhead I knew yrs ago!🎉😊
@talulatree52976 ай бұрын
Omg, same here, but his name was Charles. 😂@@carynmartin6053
@superman-wp4sf6 ай бұрын
This is Morgan he's just in character getting ready for a new role.
@EuleneWages46446 ай бұрын
@@superman-wp4sf😂😂😂
@margriet20383 ай бұрын
What a funny man you are Robert ! Good to see you again ! You are beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
@jonailloyd72693 ай бұрын
“Don’t tell nobody” while being recorded 😂😂
@this-is-slammin-5496 ай бұрын
Who said chivalry is dead?!
@laceymisquadis27606 ай бұрын
😂
@cocomamacita3656 ай бұрын
This is why I’ve been celibate for over 2 years with a clean bill of health. He’s just now being real with himself and desires a faithful wife…. Go outside and stay outside. Because ruining people’s life while risking yours is crazy🤷🏾♀️