Solar Eclipse Emergency

The team comes together to help ophthalmology save eyeballs

[@thomasdalton1508]

Only Jonathan could get radiology to remove *all* his glasses. He truly is magic.

[@Sammysgrammie650]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theDemong0d]

I appreciate that you find that more impressive than being able to stare at the sun without eye protection

[@thomasdalton1508]

@@theDemong0d Anyone can stare at the sun without eye protection. That's no achievement.

[@judew.5872]

​@@thomasdalton1508Yeah, Ortho Bro did. ☹️

[@deannarachelbobiwsky2366]

I cannot wait for a Rural Medicine and Texaco Mike version of this.

[@jordanabendroth6458]

Johnathan doesn't nod, the rest of the world moves and his head stays in the same place

[@falconerd343]

Jonathan has appropriated Chuck Norris jokes for himself.

[@SlimThrull]

Johnathan CAN divide by zero.

[@AP-nj1mr]

It is all relative😂

[@Salicat99]

​@@SlimThrullI am a math teacher, so I howled at your answer!

[@MichaelSkinner-e9j]

@@SlimThrull you can’t divide by zero

[@godofthunder4242]

When Jonathan stares at the Sun it's the Sun that needs to blink.

[@henrysmith9725]

That explains why everything went dark for a few minutes.

[@jennysong99]

​@@henrysmith9725 😂😂

[@word6344]

In my language (Indonesian) the word for sun translates literally to "eye of the day" (sun=matahari, mata=eye, hari=day) Watched it blink yesterday!

[@vidaudink3044]

Hahahaha!! Yes!

[@yorgunsamuray]

Jonathan vs. Chuck Norris?

[@qrangejuice8225]

Jonathan just gave the sun a friendly nod, and it knew not to mess with his vision. After all... he's Jonathan.

[@InsanityStreak95]

"I melted my rods and cones bro"... Omg hahaha. Poor Ortho!

[@brotherofweasel]

But his myofilaments still work fine, and that's all he really cares about.

[@AnalogWolf]

That was 30% sad and 70% "that's so Ortho"

[@bluecita]

The fact that he knew those names😂😂😂😂

[@physicistatlarge]

Can sncef cure retinal damage?

[@cellano5223]

That was so funny. I wasn't expecting that. 😂

[@Michael-bb1cw]

“He doesn’t need them. He’s Jonathan.” Truer words have never been spoken.

[@NorseForse]

Can be applied in every scenario.👊

[@liadeindadani6913]

Why was I genuinely curious about how the radiologist looked like without glasses?

[@nicolaorman4900]

So glad I wasn’t the only one! 😂

[@JennyG.COW5]

Same! 😂👍 Now That's good acting! 😉👍

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

I was expecting SpongeBob-level red eyes.

[@mikabrown6985]

It's the slightly more threatening second nod that seals the deal 😂

[@Just1Nora]

Right?! Perfection!

[@shgstewart4674]

That face is perfect!

[@sleepytonia6372]

Texaco Mike somehow got away with using safety squints, I'd bet.

[@nancyworld4391]

Texaco Mike just wore his welding helmet.

[@donnaleeah5075]

Lol no doubt he made something bigger and way better

[@mirandarensberger6919]

T. Mike made eclipse glasses for the whole town. Ortho should have stayed there like he wanted to, he would have saved his rods and cones.

[@rezzy8590]

​@@nancyworld4391As someone who's from a small town and has a welder dad, truer words have never been spoken.

[@Harbyaught1]

Texaco Mike made eclipse glasses using an old roll of film, plastic wrap, and some toothpicks. Then he made a solar filter for his telescope using a broken window and the smoker out back.

[@jordanabendroth6458]

We saw radiologys eyes, something must be up!

[@NoIngNames]

Well, not the Sun.

[@Whoomstest]

​@@NoIngNames That's actually amazing

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

Yes. Something is up. It's called Jonathan.

[@katiecoomer2352]

This was so funny. Thank you.

[@teh-maxh]

"I don't see you wearing them!" Well, you're wearing eclipse glasses indoors, so anything after the first three words is redundant.

[@ovni2295]

And two additional pairs of sunglasses overtop of those. The fact he managed to find the room without bumping into anything on the way up proves either 1. He can navigate by echolocation or 2. He has Superman's X-Ray vision.

[@chri-k]

@@ovni2295He has absorbed the scanning equipment

[@PotatoSofi]

His eyes are adapted for the darkness. Afterall, he was born for radiology.

[@webbowser8834]

May as well add a pair of "Boots of Blinding Speed" on top of that, there is basically no downside for him!

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

He is radiology, a cave is too bright for them

[@jlawton]

1:12 "Yeah, I'm preemptively paging you for whatever it is you said." 🤣

[@SaintEve1105]

😂😂💀

[@tannisjohnson6456]

"CT chest abdomen and pelvis". ER: "I dont think so, I wasnt on today" lol😂

[@FantasyMind231]

The nurses ordered it automatically anyway

[@pinklantern]

Ophthalmology calling for an emergency meeting is probably just as rare an occurrence as an eclipse. Coincidence? *shrugs*

[@amylandry4108]

I think not! 😂

[@elizabethmende4191]

Ortho wraps his damaged eyes with an ACE wrap of course 😅

[@FantasyMind231]

You forgot to at least thank radiology for wearing proper eclipse glasses and not just holding up some old x-ray film from storage

[@aml7481]

Some of the x-ray techs did that and talked about it on social media

[@sevenseas4520]

I know that each character is just Dr.G in a different disguise….. but the way I gasped at Radiology’s eye reveal? I was shook

[@awboqm]

“I don’t see you wearing eclipse glasses” Probably because *you’re* wearing eclipse glasses

[@Nerdnumberone]

He had two layers of sunglasses over eclipse glasses and was able to walk around the hospital. He must have the eyes of a net casting spider or something.

[@melimelon5368]

Considering how trained his rods are, I wouldnt be surprised if he could see thru them lol

[@TheQuark6789]

I like that the eclipse glasses were the innermost layer, when it’s already impossible to see anything besides the sun through them.

[@drumset09]

Chuck Norris tells Jonathan jokes

[@crystalclear8604]

Truly, the best of all these jokes!😂

[@caspenbee]

Honestly the clouds saved my entire town's eyes. Couldn't find those glasses anywhere.

[@BlackTigr]

Yeah even tho my friend and I had the same exact glasses, because my town wasn't in the totality zone and had a light cloud haze that blocked some of the sun's light but not enough to block the eclipse itself, I'm the one that ended up not getting a headache and sore eyes. He had clear skies, full sunlight, and sensitive eyes while in the totality zone. Hoping he gets better soon. Ouch.

[@sheilavillamil4195]

The clouds don’t save your eyes from those rays. Hope your town fares well.

[@tuvelat7302]

Right? They sold out more than a week ago here. By the time I started looking, they were long gone. But my kids got some at school.

[@corgiw7281]

​@tuvelat7302 - after all, you only had a decade to prepare for this.... [/amused eyeroll]

[@lizard3755]

My dad ended up going to an optometrist's office to find some lol

[@jordanabendroth6458]

The moon did not come between the earth and sun, Johnathan simply moved the sun behind the moon

[@flyinjenny]

Jonathan is the Tom Bombadil of the Glaucom-Earth.

[@spam-el3ee]

What a fantastic crossover... I'll never again see something like this in my lifetime.

[@Listrynne]

I love this! Tom Bombadil is one of my favorite characters. I'm really sad he wasn't in the movies. 😢

[@spam-el3ee]

@@Listrynne Me too! He has such a great name in addition, very fun to say.

[@Listrynne]

@@spam-el3ee I have a brother named Tom, so it was extra fun. So many cool characters are named Tom.

[@illyanam1842]

Jonathan's the Chuck Norris of the medical field! He doesn't do things for the hospital, the hospital does things for him! 👨‍⚕️

[@NorseForse]

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@romanywalker8486]

Chuck Norris wishes! He's no Jonathan 😂

[@RacquelDaigle]

They're too worried about Jonathan being in the world

[@red.aries1444]

Ortho doesn't need vision - it's enough if he can feel it in his bones...

[@palavi50]

“I have melted my Rods and Cones bro! “ hahaha 😂

[@beinglazyMD]

The subtle nod at the end😂

[@AzraNoxx]

Jonathan is the terminator of doing hospital record keeping.

[@mbnmac1]

I lost it at the delivery of 'I melted my rods and cones bro'

[@ferretshepherd6742]

Why didn't Jonathan need eclipse glasses? Professional courtesy.

[@MaddieHatter8181]

I was waiting for Ophthalmology’s take on this exact subject 😂

[@eilisnugent]

Was the sun intimidated by Jonathan or comforted by Jonathan’s friendly nod?

[@mirandarensberger6919]

Yes.

[@oracleofthemundane9593]

*nod*

[@cecagna]

I was in front of Massachusetts General Hospital yesterday at the start of the eclipse. I have a picture of a good hundred members of hospital staff, mostly clad in blue scrubs and gray Patagonia, awkwardly gesturing at the darkening sky while wearing eclipse glasses. Very nice of Johnathan to carry the hospital load while some of the most brilliant medical people in the country came outside to observe celestial phenomena.

[@megan00b8]

Being the ophthalmologist's scribe is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@timymax]

Jonathan could stare into the void, and the void would blink first

[@fakjbf3129]

I was half expecting the joke to be that radiology finally took off their sunglasses to see the eclipse and fried their eyes.

[@loverlyredhead]

I thought it was gonna be that he looked at it (with all the glasses, including eclipse ones) but *still* damaged his super light-sensitive eyes.

[@sevenandthelittlestmew]

We live in Texas and all of our family members had extra eclipse glasses from Lunt to give to anyone who didn’t have them. It was 100% worth it. We had neighbors who didn’t have the right eyewear who were gonna watch, so we potentially saved them a trip to the ER.

[@sonakshiawasthi]

I follow u from India Doc G, and the way I knew an ophthalmologist video was on the way coz of the solar eclipse sighting in the west 😅 Coz we may be divided by languages, cultures, ethnicities, religions....we r united by staring at solar eclipse without equipment 🎉

[@little_tinker]

The Legend of Jonathan deepens...

[@thebatmary5954]

Incidentally, Jonathan can also see the eclipse THROUGH THE CEILING.

[@vickiepatterson1748]

I knew something was up, the sun wasn't out for more than 5 minutes all day! It must have been Jonathan and his loyal scribe lenses!😳 "Don't you dare stare at me!" Sun's response: 🥺

[@cannabunnyol]

The sun needs Johnathan glasses.

[@Catherinzsl]

I'm sorry for Ortho's misfortune, but that line is perfection.

[@colleensmith3638]

"We got enough ultrasound probes to cover it..." Great line!

[@lorddorker3703]

I worry about texico Mike.

[@red.aries1444]

Don't worry about him, he knows his home made machinery so well, he can work blind for some days. But as he is constantly welding together new equipment he probably looked up into the sun with his welding goggles.

[@andrew24601]

@@red.aries1444you think Texaco Mike uses welding goggles? My bet’s on safety squints.

[@ovni2295]

@@red.aries1444 If they're levels 12 to 14 they should work just fine according to... I think it was OSHA? Or NASA. One of those two.

[@souldancersbyjennifer]

I'm thinking he might even have a telescope set up for this

[@rebeccacrockett8334]

Nope. He has welding helmets. Better than the eclipse glasses.

[@james.telfer]

Jonathan's come pre fitted with an array of internal optical filters for the full EM spectrum from X-rays to microwave. 😎

[@giantlizard9158]

Eclipse < johnathan

[@dorothea_walland]

_nothing_ can eclipse jonathan

[@dorothea_walland]

oh oh one more. jonathan can parade on your rain! ❤

[@loveli420]

LMFAO easily one of the best Jonathan videos yet! 😂❤

[@ShahadQu]

You know jonathan is something else when we got to see the RADIOLOGIST ‘S eyes for the first time

[@I1like1wood1ash]

I really can't get over Ortho's "I melted my rods and cones, bro." His eyes may be bandaged over, but he's got his scrubs on: nothing will stop this man from working with his bones.

[@iuliak8411]

"I melted my rods and cones bro"😂😂 (The surfer dude accent!

[@bonnys3015]

I laughed because I was thinking, as I was watching the eclipse behind my solar glasses, about how many dumbasses were going to the ED and making emergency appointments with their eye doctors because THEY LOOKED AT THE SUN and are NOT Johnathan! I knew you were going to post something marvelous, and I was not disappointed. 😂

[@AnthonyTalerico]

Ya know… the sad part is I’m not even a doctor, but you were the first person I thought of as I took my family outside for this. Not kidding.

[@TheWalterHWhite]

Just so you know, your Johnathon head nod keeps med students going. Thank you for bringing humor and light to the plight of Med Students & Physicians. You're an amazing human being / Physician!

[@queensuccessful1]

Jonathan’s nod is everything ❤

[@AccidentallyOnPurpose]

I laugh whenever I see the "from a medical doctor" banner on your skit videos

[@EzraHarkness8254]

People in New Zealand are like "eclipse? Remind me of this is 4 years time"

[@Kat_Andrews]

Yep, we’re sorting out our location already.

[@amydecker6207]

Oh heavens. I work in an ED, and after the 2017 eclipse, we had soooooo many patients come in with vision problems after staring at the sun. Coke on, people! Take some personal responsibility for yourselves! 😂

[@PadinnPlays]

Someone tell the psychiatrist that radiology removed his glasses briefly! This is tremendous progress!

[@GENERALTIM21]

I didnt know rods and cones were bones - thats the only explanation as to why ortho even knew to mention them in this context

[@bluecita]

I was impressed that he knew what those are😂😂😂

[@sarahgowen3692]

@@bluecita He had an advantage because 'cones' at least rhymes with 'bones' and he puts 'rods' in bones. Otherwise he had no chance.

[@EmInMI80]

A nationwide solar eclipse is truly ophthalmology’s day in the sun! 😂

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I love the increasing acknowledgement that Johnathan is a cryptid.

[@MJ-98]

You know it's serious when Radiology removes all his glasses

[@challacustica9049]

I had laser-safety goggles in my lab. Took them out there. Happened to be early for the eclipse as well. Turns out it was not a great idea as they block the wrong wavelength... Was able to recognize and look away immediately 😅

[@rabidfirefox8914]

Jonathan is stronger than the Sun

[@benjerman4438]

More Ortho please! Every opportunity to sneak him into a sketch - he's the cherry on top. Hilarious.

[@schuesslerlauren]

Where I was, it was so cloudy that if wore the glasses you couldn't see it, so I just stared at the sun.

[@dorothea_walland]

i was _SO_ hoping radiology has one more pair of glasses underneath the eclipse ones😊

[@grilledchicken5301]

I never thought I’d see radiology’s eyes. There beautiful

[@bar111a.5]

Jonathan just politely refuses to get his rods and cones melted, the sun allows it

[@spiralore]

Jonathan not human confirmed

[@eurica9]

Top ten most powerful characters in anime 1:51

[@ds7675]

One of my favs is emergency. He’s too cool.

[@reddragonflyxx657]

Can we have a video on all of the different types of eye injury depending on exposure duration and the type of eye protection in use?

[@PathomanTony]

Ortho knew about the rods and cones….all this time we’ve been deceived😢

[@FantasyMind231]

He could’ve been told after the fact when someone patched him up

[@Voceaetleviolon]

I so wish radiology would have had a pair of tiny sunbed glasses underneath. But gosh I love those videos.

[@randomlink8700]

"I melted my rods and cones bro" Killed me

[@kylepearce-obrien1021]

So the Ophthalmologist is a D&D Warlock who entered into a pact with an eldritch being named Jon a'Than. Got it.

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Don't mind me, I'm just adding that to my next campaign....

[@reality1701]

I’m now thinking that Dr. G would make an incredible DM & TTRPG player in real life. I wonder if he’s played D&D before or if this just comes naturally to him.

[@liam_hurlburt]

OH MY GOD WE ACTUALLY SAW THE RADIOLOGIST'S EYES

[@vanntooot]

The eclipse is actually just the sun wearing its protective eyewear against the glare of Jonathan

[@SaharaM18]

The sun moves the protective moon in front of itself to see the diamond ring of Jonathan

[@chronozaishi]

The Jonathan lore keeps getting more and more unhinged, and I'm all here for it. XD

[@DarJadon]

I needed this giggle today. Going for a CT w contrast today.

[@archangel98632]

"I melted my rods and cones, bro." 😂😂😂

[@jordanabendroth6458]

How would the eclipse look to the radiologist if he only sees in grayscale?

[@Darkfang451]

Johnathan is a god

[@reality1701]

The other gods all worship Jonathon

[@thewafflehouse841]

So is Jonathan an omniscient god or something?

[@laukinath194]

*nod*

[@CosmicPhilosopher]

He feels that putting a label on him is constraining, but if that is how your feeble brain can process the glorious wonder that is Jonathan, you may use that term.

[@FirstDagger]

He is a concept.

[@reality1701]

Gods worship Jonathon, as does the universe

[@JackDespero]

The Sun got Jonathanian retinopathy from staring at Jonathan.

[@ditta1988]

that little nod at the end broke me completely, thank you!

[@seafood459]

Gata love it when radiology joins the fun 🎉

[@FirebreathXIII]

We all need a Jonathan in our lives. Everyone would be happier.

[@numanuma20]

Finally we get an ophthalmology episode.

[@AryanBanyal-g3j]

Think this is our first time seeing radiology's eyes naked huh...

[@VegasViking420]

Johnathan has INDESTRUCTIBLE rods and cones. Boi once stared down the sun until he'd intimidated it to set 30 minutes early.

[@FantasyMind231]

It was actually only an hour early but that how we started daylight savings time

[@theinternaut1991]

Another banger

[@JHabc]

This really made me laugh. And made me think of how after I had my thyroid out for Graves Disease I tried to tell my family doctor I was having problems with my vision as I was starting grad school after several months off on disability because I was so extremely hyperthyroid. I told her I was struggling to read- because I was struggling to see the words that were getting all jumbled up when I looked at them. She handed me a depression and anxiety inventory to complete and prescribed me an antidepressant. It took a while and going to my optometrist’s office to get a referral to an ophthalmologist.

[@judew.5872]

Sorry, that was a dumb unprofessional family doc. So what was the reason for your vision problem? I've known two people who had hyperthyroidism and were treated with radioactive iodine but neither had vision problems with it.

[@JHabc]

@@judew.5872 graves eye disease. The same antibodies that attack that cause the thyroid problems can also cause problems with eyes that leads to double vision and some other symptoms. There can also be skin issues

[@heatherchurch4287]

That Jonathan nod lol.. Full laugh out loud hehe.. What a great start to the day! Thank you :)

[@violetpotato7072]

One does not ask [how] Jonathan does the things - you only **need** to know that Jonathan gets the things done.

[@LuckySoftpaw]

Jonathan is secretly the god of medicine, here to make sure the system runs as smoothly as possible.

[@ryancadogan4504]

Radiology: " I was reading a CT chest abdomen pelvis" Emed: "I dont think so I wasnt working today" 😏

[@MedMama24]

It’ll take another 45 years for the sun to recover from that Jonathan nod. Respect.