Duel Academy is for Suckers

[@HoV326]

The sheer realization and hopelessness when the professor started hearing himself was priceless

[@ChemFrogEngels]

"What the barrel of the gun tastes like" had hit really close. Way too close.

[@jdmyrick-smith7931]

doesn't he paid a bunch by duel academy? once he became a teacher there, he could theoretically fund a teaching degree.

[@Bennett-wj9vg]

He still has a criminal record. The Dualest organation doesn't care about that, but every other workforce does.

[@jdmyrick-smith7931]

@@Bennett-wj9vg well fuck

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

@@Bennett-wj9vg I mean, they had a modified monkey as a duelist, I don't think the bar is too high

[@christianboustani8284]

I like how Jaiden goes from asking on behalf of his friend to asking for himself.

[@SleekHeroo]

How the tables turned

[@thefilmschlock]

How most anime’s go

[@israeldelarosa5461]

While he wants to be a Pro, he also wants to know that he at least has a choice in the matter and can drop out and change careers if he ever feels tired.

[@dehydration3651]

_Asking for a friend_

[@robbieroberts1973]

Taking the initiative vs being forced to do something can really make all the difference, everything else being equal.

[@Moromom22]

In a way the world of Yugioh sounds like a real Dystopia if card games aren't your thing.

[@ZatchZXman]

When card games have almost ended the world around 3 times, you start to have anxiety

[@Feraligatrfjhgujvgh]

I'd live in the duel monsters or GX world, anything past that is either a post-apocalyptic hellscape, or really shitty mechanics.

[@TheRedMage01]

5D's is the only anime where you really see the cast having jobs outside of dueling, Yusei becomes a Scientist and Akiza a Doctor at the end of the series and you see Jack working as a dry cleaner employee, book store clerk, restaurant chef and a waiter during the series.

[@tierghan5433]

@@TheRedMage01 though jacks performance in those jobs kind of proves the point the video makes lol

[@caltheuntitled8021]

I like card games, but if the whole world revolved around a single card game, especially a trading card game where people that can buy more cards have an advantage, I’d get pretty sick of it too

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

The idea of Seto Kaiba personally converting every community college into a Duel Academy is the least crazy thing he’s done. This is the man who sent children’s trading cards into space because, and I quote, “Because if there really is intelligent life there, let’s teach them how to duel!”.

[@DXUnlimitedGamer]

This is the same man who built a way to send himself to the afterlife (with no way back) just so he could beat his rival in a duel. Turning every community college into a Duel Academy is just another Tuesday to him

[@pendafen7405]

For all his genius, Seto is an extremely traumatised and psychologically stunted person. For him to run a functional and non-abusive school (with Pegasus, no less), even one based on childrens' card games, shows emotional growth.

[@Tential1]

I'm beyond dead. Please, send help.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@Tential1 excuse me?

[@dakyboi669]

​@@dylanbuchanan6511he either means out of laughter or he's commenting from the shadow realm

[@XXMatt0040XX]

It's even crazier when you realize Jaden's character development through seasons 3 and 4 is him literally having mental health issues from *being forced to play a chlidrens card game.* The final episode was literally "Yo Jaden you forgot how to have fun go back to the past and have a good time."

[@amirgarcia547]

It’s also due to having PTSD as a result of his friends dying because of him. Sure, they ended up being brought back later on, but it definitely must’ve still been traumatic af for him.

[@Madman-bi5bf]

​@@amirgarcia547 This happens on a cartoon 4kids showed off? Jesus

[@Madman-bi5bf]

@The Silver Medal But that's what I love about Japanese kids shows, that aren't too afraid to get real and or dark

[@XXMatt0040XX]

@@amirgarcia547 yeah but those are just hazards that come with the only viable job in that universe :p you're right though dude had a hard few years

[@Madman-bi5bf]

@The Silver Medal I consider myself pretty thick skinned, so go ahead, if you want to of course

[@tomioluwa1284]

If being a teacher in real life sucks I can't imagine the hell of teaching plus playing the same children card game for the rest of you life

[@korinoriz]

Teachers these days are stuck with bad pay and being undervalued their entire career so it ain't all that different.

[@raphaelst-hilaire3669]

any way i will like to see in real teacher of modern yugioh so to day we will learn to make a cancer op meta deck that combo any one to death

[@Monty2289]

@@korinoriz Considering what dueling means to the world of YGO teaching isn't bad and you can pivot into just playing the game. Being good enough in that world is like being high class celebrity

[@gameuniverse5973]

​@@Monty2289Crowler was shown being able to mess around alot so it does not seem that bad

[@Amitlu]

Children cant even play the game that YGO has become.

[@waddles8927]

They always say it's time to duel But they never say it's time to reevaluate your life choices

[@vrmax1919]

DEEP

[@ashes2ashley230]

I think my school is just like this

[@Kyoobur9000]

They always say “It’s time to duel” but never ask “How’s time to duel?”

[@Sewblon]

That is because " it's time to reevaluate your life choices" is clunky.

[@saparapatepete]

Pegasus made the game, but Kaiba massified it in a way that the world revolves around it......

[@nash6568]

I like that Jaden tried to help Syrus when he realizes he doesn’t want to be a Pro, most skits would have him try and make him enjoy dueling but this shows Jaden acknowledging his friend doesn’t want to be a Pro and accepting that. It shows how good of friends they are 😊

[@electronsympathy]

The dude plays Vehicroids. Jaden's dumb, but even he knows that was a poor choice of deck for Syrus to tie himself to.

[@ironmaster6496]

Yeah i actually really like how completely in character Jaden and Syrus wre protrayed here, you rarely see something like that in Yu-Gi-Oh parodies, specially GX

[@gameuniverse5973]

​@@electronsympathyat this point of time it not the worst thing

[@Vamilator7165]

It's just a shame it's completly out of character

[@PrimeroJinJusuke]

@@electronsympathy He’s got Cyber Dragons and Cyberdark in season 4 and was set up to become the next Kaiser. It honestly doesn’t make sense that he of all people would go a different profession when he’s the character who improved the most.

[@Fadeddreams5]

For the record, all these spin-offs made the Yu-Gi-Oh world about card games, but in the original manga, Duel Monsters was just one of many games played, and the cast all had actual dreams beyond playing card games, like Tea wanting to become a dancer and Yugi wanting to design games. The only nutjob is Kaiba, which is actually why this video makes sense. lol

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Though, the lore is that the reason the world is like that is because of Seto Kaiba repeatedly making it like that out of obsession with Yami Yugi.

[@DaDualityofMan]

Yeah in Darkside of Dimensions Tea goes to New York to become a dancer while Kaiba fucking hacks into the afterlife or something just so he could face Yami Yugi again lol

[@無教会内村]

​@@DaDualityofMan I will never get over how this is a absolutely NOT an exaggeration Seto Kaiba HACKS into the AFTERLIFE The man upended eternity and the concept of mortality itself....to play a card game

[@DaDualityofMan]

@@無教会内村 Screw the rules, he has money.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@DaDualityofMan no, it really has little to do with money. Think about it. What deluded egomaniac would be so obsessed, he forced his way into the afterlife for a card game, changed the world’s economy to revolve around card games and sent card games into outer space, hoping an alien race would pick up the ability to duel just from that? I mean, even Jeff Bezos isn’t THAT evil and Elon Musk isn’t THAT eccentric. Money can only go so far into corrupting or getting you what you want. Seto Kaiba has an obsession beyond that and skills beyond that.

[@KarazolaX]

Just a reminder the true reason Kaiba built the academy was just so he could rewrite history on which god card was the best. It was all just to shit on Yugi and Slifer while repping Obelisk.

[@pendafen7405]

He really is an obssessive nerd at heart.

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

Well in real life, Obelisk is the best god card but they all aren't very viable.

[@KarazolaX]

@@PipeGuy64Bit Yeah lol, though in the real world Ra doesn't have 300 separate effects that Malik could pull right out of his ass to win. I am pretty sure I remember them specifically dictating the heirarchy as obelisk -> slifer -> ra

[@ashikjaman1940]

​@@KarazolaX yet somehow most of the new support they make is for Ra, AND IT'S STILL ASS

[@EnbyOccultist]

@@KarazolaX After the retrains and new support, Obelisk might only be equal to Ra and Slifer at best, which is pretty cool actually

[@nifeshoyinka4336]

“I’ve learned a lot of things! Do you know what the barrel of a gun tastes like?” That’s something we should all know… for safety reasons of course

[@PlebNC]

It tastes like a teaspoon and cordite.

[@fuadlabib703]

Now you wonder the life of a kindergarten teacher

[@ComradePhoenix]

Of course, how else are you supposed to know when there's a gun in your mouth? That thing could accidentally go off and kill you!

[@gameuniverse5973]

It taste like metal duh

[@buttAttack]

wait this school takes place in America?

[@tvftw1]

As soon as he called it self-sufficient I just thought "Kaiba's a genius for opening this place" and that's basically where the rest of the video went. Those space elevators aren't gonna pay for themselves

[@devonwilliams5738]

Their taxpayer dollars help Kaiba travel to the spirit world.

[@TWLSpark]

Space elevators? You fool, they're paying for the time travel machine that Kaiba will use to have a last word with his boyfriend. Or a overcomplicated virtual world that Kaiba is going to use... to have a last word with his boyfriend. ... I'm starting to think that capitalism isn't really the problem here, just an aftereffect.

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

I see, so it's like a Philosophy Degree

[@Watch-0w1]

Screw up a generation of kids with Crappy college degree.That would never happen real life

[@jeremyabbott4537]

@@TWLSpark Capitalism is a means to an end for Seto Kaiba

[@Heike--]

"Half of my life I learnt how to slay dragons. Then I went out into the world with the desire to slay dragons. But I didn't find any dragons. Eventually, I decided to return home and started to teach how to slay dragons." -- Felix Klein, inventor of the Klein Bottle

[@offscreen6578]

He didn't say that.

[@eliarice74]

@@offscreen6578 sure he did, didn’t you see the comment. There’s his name right there at the bottom

[@emmad8531]

Felix Klein, founder of the Erlangen program and chair at Gottingen

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Jaiden: "Why are you doing all of this?" Kaiba: "Over the last several years, the planet Earth has been attacked multiple times by god-like beings who can only be defeated through a children's card game. Guns, tanks, nukes, nothing works, only card games. So, for the safety of humanity, I've created an army to protect it." Jaiden: "Wow, that's really gre-" Kaiba: "Also I make lots of money from it." Jaiden: Wait, wha-" Kaiba: "I mean, huge amounts of money from it. Stupidly massive amounts. I've literally become a one-man global military industrial complex, with all the power and money that entails. Even that is probably selling it short. " Jaiden: "Really?" Kaiba: "We've reached a point where nearly all conflicts are resolved through the use of the game I own and the technology I've created. The global economy shifts when I deem cards tournament illegal. National borders have to be redrawn when I do a reprint of Dark Magician. I have become the god of this world, able to change all things within with my mere whim, and all of it through a children's card game. I will not allow anyone to take that from me. What Seto Kaiba has wrought, let no god or demon tear asunder!" Jaiden: "...Oh."

[@wolfzend5964]

Atem: You may have your money and your power, Kaiba, but tell me, how many times have you beat me in Duel Monsters?

[@perrytran9504]

The irony of Seto not wanting to continue with Kaibacorp's mil complex tradition back when he was a kid.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@wolfzend5964kaiba “Don't worry pharaoh as we speak my scientists are constructing a time machine so I can challenge you again “ Jaden”THERE DOING WHAT?”

[@Sorain1]

It really is a 'This isn't your world to conquer.' moment, isn't it?

[@HeresorLegacy]

To be fair: I thought Kaiba just loves dueling so much that he couldn't fathom the idea of not wanting to become a duelist. Like: "Wait, there are people who DON'T want to play this childrens' card game all day?"

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Same!

[@chigozirimudeagwu6749]

INCONCEIVABLE

[@pendafen7405]

ASD king on his lacking Theory of Mind & empathy bullshit again😔

[@silentsurvivor2082]

I mean, he is the man who wants to teach aliens to play this children card game.

[@henrymcbark7337]

And he wanted to make parks for kids to play at.

[@connordanielson8833]

The duel never ends

[@MrOz1705]

The one time you wish to have a Final Countdown in the Side Deck.

[@ZkelthZero]

Guess what time is it?

[@brogrammerplus7683]

@@MrOz1705 THE DUEL NEVER ENDS!

[@MrOz1705]

@@brogrammerplus7683 BECUASE NO ONE WANTS TO ADD A WIN CONDITION IN THE DECK. XD

[@jagnestormskull3178]

@@ZkelthZero It's time to d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d--d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d ERROR MUST RESET

[@the_magicas]

I like how this starts with Jaiden trying to help his friend, but he just has an existential crisis

[@andrejmilosevic8263]

Just like in the anime

[@King_of_Blue-Eyes]

To think that McDonalds was his first option! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pendafen7405]

Jaden's entire life issue tbh

[@Lauren007E]

Damn Kaiba actually has an amazing strategy for making money. He's literally constructed a world were you need to pay him-the sole monopoly on card games, in order to keep living in that society. Honestly pretty ingenious, Lex could learn from him

[@busa1951]

People forget that this guy went from a Military Contract Weapons company to fucking card games. Imagine Lockheed Martin suddenly got into fucking Candy-Land and somehow was more successful. Fucking Domino City exists.

[@elipticalecliptic481]

Kaiba has, unfortunately, won capitalism

[@davidhong1934]

Doesn't Pegasus still exist? I recall Chumley working for the guy, and there was an episode where Crowler and Bonaparte fight to get a job at Industrial Illusions

[@thegoodoldays911]

@@davidhong1934 As far as I know industrial illusions still makes the actual game it's just that kaiba has a monopoly on the hardware to play the game.

[@ashren5879]

@@elipticalecliptic481 unfortunately? everything is resolved by mostly (well except for the ancient evil entities and demons) harmless card games. A world with no war where disputes are resolved peacefully and everyone gets to enjoy a seemingly ordinary life is the closest thing to utopia achievable

[@DavidLyles]

Jaiden is literally the reincarnation of an evil king and fused his soul together with a demon known as Yubel. Jaiden can literally conjure the cards into reality, create shadow games, enter different dimensions, talk to spirits, and use magic. Dude is the best duelist of his generation which makes him a god. No amount of nukes or bombs will stop Jaiden, you HAVE to beat him in a card game. That’s why everyone learns card games, its military at this point.

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Funny thing is, that's basically also why Kaiba got like this in the first place: Yami Yugi mindraped him and he got fixated.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@PosthumanHeresy Nah, Kaiba was already the most extra character in all of anime even before the mind crush. All Yugi did was give Kaiba an excuse to drop out of high school.

[@dracosmith7781]

​@@MK_ULTRA420 and become either neutral or good instead of evil. Bullet doged

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@dracosmith7781 Actually yeah now that I think about it, good point.

[@TexMeta]

Jesus, really? I never watched GX that far. Damn is every main character of that show a damn reincarnation of some ancient ruler?

[@Donkey_Swong64]

I like how the sarcastic professor who puts Jaden down constantly.. shows genuine interest when asked about life after school

[@davidhong1934]

If I recall correctly, Crowler originally hated Jaden because he represents the worst of Slifer Red: a lazy, unmotivated student who coasts entirely on raw talent However, after the inter-school duel, Crowler watches Jaden stand up for Chazz and realizes that Jaden *does* have ambition and self-motivation, albeit in a way he can't gauge with test scores alone

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

@@davidhong1934You forget the fact that the main reason Crowler hated Jaden is because HE BEAT HIM. Yes He also didn’t like his laziness but generally he was just butthurt that a mere student kicked his ass even though he was dueling him with his ACTUAL deck

[@davidhong1934]

@@JunkoEnoshima. Crowler was indeed mad that he lost to a mere student, but the rest of the context is also important: 1. Jaiden arrived late (the entrance exams were almost over) 2. He scored in the lowest percentiles on the written exam 3. Jaiden decided to call Crowler the "school mascot" Granted, he didn't mean any of that intentionally, but he left a very bad first impression. Starting in the latter half of season 1, Jaiden makes a point to respect Crowler as a teacher, and Crowler, in turn, stops trying to expell Jaiden (he still occasionally calls him ""Slifer Slacker" or "Dropout Boy").

[@emperorskulls]

For the girls of Duel Academy, they can easily become models. ……my god. Duel Academy is even more sinister than I thought.

[@W4V3RN]

Modeling for card art that some guy will throw into Photoshop.

[@marcstutsman4861]

@@W4V3RN somewhere far off... "Licious"

[@Hungry_God]

There is a reason the girls dorm is seperate

[@blvalverde]

Seto Kaiba also owns only fans

[@elizabeth5561]

They can also become pop stars. Remember Blue Angel from Vrains? Now you know.

[@basic12341]

You know, this really does make Chummley Huffington seem smart for wanting to design the cards instead of playing them.

[@davidhong1934]

His dad also owned an -alcohol- hot sauce factory

[@ashren5879]

@@davidhong1934 deep lore

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

@@davidhong1934 In my opinion, a hot sauce factory is SO much cooler.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

That is a lot more practical.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@UltimaKeyMaster Hot sauce will always be cooler than Kaiba.

[@Rainok]

"Do you know what a the barrel of a gun tastes like" nearly killed me lmao

[@t.dmattocks6119]

Hey him too!

[@Astro2024]

Same. I spit out my drink xD

[@christopherbravo1813]

Wow, I feel like I dodged a bullet there.

[@Lopal12]

@@anon1403 like blood?

[@spearghost225]

the chancellor did too

[@catsorafgc]

What’s funny is that DA actually teaches several courses that aren’t related to dueling. The card game is part of the curriculum, but you could make something of yourself and be completely unrelated to the game once you graduate

[@33pandagamer]

well aside from the fact the card game controls the entirety of society to the point where every dispute is settled by dueling. Even disputes like, "I don't wanna go to jail!"

[@GordonNight1]

​​@@33pandagamer " I challenge the defense to a duel if I win the defendant is proven guilty even tho he has 3 alibies!" Judge(man): "granted." Yugi as the defense attorney:"now this is were the fun begins."

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563]

​​​​​@@GordonNight1 Common Tournament Law. I don't wanna be a lawyer in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh. Rules lawyering, but you also need to keep up with whatever new precedent is being set at any given time. If you tell me precedent is actually a thing in Yu-Gi-Oh, the IRL card game, I am going to eat my shoe.

[@jonlow_snow3039]

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 It actually is. Official judges make rulings on how specific cards interact during a match, and these rulings can set a precedent for how future cards interactions work. The even better part is that someone made a student law book-style list of these rulings, so you can be a rules-lawyer in Yu-Gi-Oh.

[@rensis1621]

@@GordonNight1 To be fair, it would still make more sense than most of the Phoenix Wright series.

[@VanillaMidgetSSBM]

The crazy thing is that it's canonical that this specific game is so powerful in dark magic that PLAYING THE GAME can be used as an energy source to run an entire futuristic utopia.

[@deadturret4049]

Whats even crazier is that all of the original and gx cards were hand painted. Pegasus literally duplicates the god cards with a surprising amount of success. This world is run by deviantart OCs that somehow have ancient magical powers.

[@sinwijayusalafakusyekh9922]

And that energy converted to synchro summon, exploded and causing end of humanity

[@reading6914]

@@sinwijayusalafakusyekh9922 That part was because of Yusei's father. Yusei fixed it if I recall

[@sushiroll3795]

I would honestly watch a parody slice-of-life show about a guy living in the world of YuGiOh and just trying to get by, despite having absolutely no interest in the game the entire universe revolves around.

[@chocomilo1628]

it will be hell. imagine if there was a robber in your home and you call the police but the only solution is to win children card game against the robber to win back your tv.

[@sushiroll3795]

@@chocomilo1628 Would a robber use Dark Scorpions, Time Thieves, or Plunder Patrol?

[@thegoodoldays911]

He has to get his friend life saving surgery and brings him into the operation room only to see that the doctor has a duel disk set up to the life support machine so he can duel the virus.

[@hopejaworski9097]

In a way, Yusei wasn’t far off from that. Man was a damn good engineer and had other priorities than dueling, like getting out of the slave sector of the city. It’s just that the world had made Duel Monsters so integral to everything that he had to become great at it in order to make headway. I still love the moment when he goes to meet Goodwin and just punches the guards unconscious before walking into the room. You know Jaden or Yugi would have dueled them, but not Yusei.

[@thadjarvis9514]

@@thegoodoldays911 that sounds plausible

[@hasoc2023]

Man, Jaden is so introspective and mature here, fusing with a Demon really did wonders for him after all

[@HollowJay]

And becoming a war criminal with a body count

[@DrakonBlake]

Does it get weirder?

[@HollowJay]

@@DrakonBlake yup gx later arcs gets wild my friend

[@deadturret4049]

@@DrakonBlake Yeah.. that war criminal bit... that was after he committed a human sacrifice involving all of his friends in order to, get this, a spell card. They got better though.

[@davidjimenez3822]

@@deadturret4049 tbf that spell card is to this day one of the most cracked spells in the game outside stuff in the F&L list. So strong one of Z-Arc's reincarnations used it on his main deck

[@PrincessMatrix]

Kaiba learned how to make money off his personal hobby and ended up making a world revolved around it.

[@battlesheep2552]

I think it's more about Duel Monsters being a copy of the Shadow Games, which consumed ancient Egypt in the same way until it was sealed away before it destroyed the world.

[@marvelsandals4228]

@@battlesheep2552 lol what if THIS is what really happened back in ancient egypt, like the real issue wasn't that the monsters destroyed everything, it was just so popular that it corrupted their whole society until it revolved around the game. That's why the Pharaoh originally sealed it away into the millennium items haha

[@Tedi652]

Kaiba didn't make a world around it. Pegasus did that.

[@noahbogue1934]

Kaiba just applied to cards what GM did to cars

[@jacqueminot7224]

@@noahbogue1934 Actually sage. Though that's really just America.

[@StupidlyLazy]

"Do you...enjoy your job?" "Well of course Jaiden I have learned a lot of things. For example have you ever wondered what the barrel of a gun tastes like?-" underrated fucking line

[@pendafen7405]

Seto: I must stop manufacturing weapons so as not to harm children also Seto: I must aggressively market to children so they throw away life opportunities to participate in my hypercapitalistic dystopia

[@deadturret4049]

I mean, he did inadvertently create a near utopia in the distant future. Kaibacorp canonically survives until at least the 5Ds era.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@deadturret4049it probably survived until the end of time still run by Seto Kaiba in a robot body or something

[@Pikacrew1]

Explaining to a student that their hand bricked and that's why they lost a tournament would be the most soul crushing conversation.

[@kasaix_yt]

no they would blame him for running an inconsistent deck that could even brick. Buddy it's 2023 if you are running a deck that can brick you are either trolling or memeing. For a deck to be competitive and appear in a tournament it has to be able to draw every piece of its combo in the first turn no matter the hand while also negating any card your opponent might play with hand traps. As Seto Kaiba once said "Yugi you fool! The police run meta!"

[@thegoodoldays911]

@@kasaix_yt Nah even the best decks can theoretically brick. Like looking at the current top performing list which is surprisingly purrely they run 8 hand traps and 3 santa claws. Like hand traps are cards you have to play in this dday and age but none of them advance your own game plan so every deck still has the innate potential to brick however unlikely.

[@MysticCouchPotato]

@@kasaix_yt when you open 3 king of the swamp, the 1 of poly, and 1 crow

[@thestargamers3325]

I was really hoping that Kaiba would admit that he decided to base his company around duel monsters when he was a teenager and its too late for him to back out now, even though what he really wants to do is cosplay.

[@marvelsandals4228]

lol I love that head canon, like once he turned 20 he was like "I'm kind of bored of this game now, maybe our company should explore other areas...oh, wait everyone wants us to keep doing this now...crap."

[@PosthumanHeresy]

@@marvelsandals4228 Tbh the canon reason is even funnier imo. He's just that obsessed with Yami Yugi. He eventually hacks the afterlife with computers to have another duel with his ancient egyptian bf.

[@mrziiz6893]

@@PosthumanHeresy deepest lore

[@rsync9490]

Kaiba turned his company into the Disney of Yu-Gi-Oh, taking advantage of the in world intellectual property to the fullest profitability. Though the duel academy nonsense is a ridiculous waste of resources.

[@bigfatstupidfish2397]

@PosthumanHeresy Hacking the afterlife... wtf what kind of OS does rhe after life use?! Never realized there was actual lore lore in the card shows

[@血みどろなジャム]

“Out of this world you constructed” Pegasus dodging the bullet Keith couldn’t

[@marvelsandals4228]

True, technically, it's not Kaiba's game, since Pegasus made it and his company published it/printed and sell the cards. Kind of impressive when you remember that the fate of the universe rides on these trading cards one flamboyant man with long, white hair came up with after visiting a pyramid once.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

@@marvelsandals4228 Pegasus is like the creator of Fire Emblem. He made a few niche games, then someone else took over, brought it out of Japan, and after some turbulence, it rebounded and ballooned exponentially in popularity, so almost nobody knows the creator even exists anymore. Although unlike Kaga, I don't think Pegasus is endlessly trying to recapture that audience, he just quietly exists.

[@marvelsandals4228]

@@UltimaKeyMaster Well, the structure of our entire society doesn't revolve around Fire Emblem yet haha

[@zacharyrollick6169]

​@@marvelsandals4228 "Yet". Hahaha.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

​@@zacharyrollick6169 Fine I'll start a group of bandits who exclusively harass villagers and people with unnatural hair color. Anyone who joins gets a free axe, and a red bandana or headband. I'd say no girls allowed too but I don't think that will be a problem.

[@aaronmoravek]

I'm given unreasonable joy hearing how soul crushed he is knowing he's going to play a children's card game for the rest of his life.

[@devonwilliams5738]

To be fair to Chancellor Shepard, I think having his students repeatedly having their energy drained, mind controlled, having their school be sent to another dimension, and having the entire student body flat out be deleted from reality would give him a lot of headaches.

[@maltheopia]

To not be fair to Chancellor Shepard, I don't think that irresponsible loser has ever lost a night's sleep over his blatant mismanagement. For God's sake, the man took a vacation while Viper was turning everyone into zombies.

[@thetower8577]

"I mean you want a booster pack?" God I love that line.

[@xCorvus7x]

And he sold it for double the prize. There's a reason Kaiba is the milliardaire he is.

[@bawpt1590]

“Dear god it’s self sufficient” has to be the funniest line you could make in this context

[@barryfraser831]

Hey, The Chancellor also learned how to force his students to deal with world ending threats while still paying tuition and sleeping in a barely functional shack. And Jaden's last arc in the show during the fourth season was literally trying to enjoy Dueling again after watching it used to kill everyone he cared for.

[@BlueAngel7]

Honestly it's a miracle no students died at duel academy. Missing, converted into a cult, and possibly seriously injured but no deaths.

[@barryfraser831]

@@BlueAngel7 No they died. A fair amount. Just season 4 they all got erased from existence. One dude never came back. Only a few people died permanently but there were a couple.

[@r.c.8268]

@@BlueAngel7 but if there were hundreds of episodes where they mention students who disappeared in mysterious ways, such as exploring crypts, going near the volcano, and Alexia's brother was kidnapped, brainwashed and turned into a cultist

[@UchihaFabio]

@@barryfraser831 and a fair lot of them killed by Jaiden himself

[@ElmoTerminator]

I love how Kaiba isn’t even evil in this he is just doing capitalism 101

[@JoeContext]

Depends on your definition of evil

[@4ncientGu150]

There's a product people will pay for. He's just offering more and more lucrative ways to invest your time and money into that product.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

@@JoeContext Who knows. I mean, Singapore is the single most capitalistic country in the world, and it's also one of the most economically stable. Hell, America isn't even in the top 10 capitalisms - hasn't been in the past few years.

[@monkeywrench1290]

One of the only not evil capitalists

[@PeteTheGrouch]

@@JoeContext Lmao - _THIS_

[@Nerroico]

A show where the protag wants to create a better future for duelists making sure they don't just past their prime and end up disadvantaged would be a sick show

[@MK_ULTRA420]

"Any duelist past their prime, is not worth my time." ~ Something Seto Kaiba would say

[@ironmaster6496]

Wow i never realized how depressing the concept of a duel academy actually was, no wonder Zane ended up insane and paraplegic and Jaden as a homeless drifter

[@gameuniverse5973]

Zane became insane because he keep losing

[@Tsupek]

What…

[@PrimeroJinJusuke]

Kaiser became insane because he lost to Edo and had a losing streak afterwards and would find himself in underground duels where he can’t effort to show kindness anymore.

[@KamenNepper]

@@Tsupek crazy things happen in yugioh gx, and this is an understatement

[@devonwilliams5738]

@@KamenNepper He didn't even mention the dueling monkey. Or the pirate.

[@crusaderpenguin5326]

As someone who is currently rewatching GX for the first time since I was a kid, your timing is impeccable.

[@youhbtube4607]

same here

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

I am glad I wasn't the only one

[@PrimeroJinJusuke]

Yeah. Although his videos doesn’t match the characters because it’s satire, and that’s fine and all. Duel Monsters is basically like professional sports, but beloved by 99% of the population. One of academy‘s goals is to train upcoming pros who would participate in the pro league, where there’s a lot of money and fame to gain, but other career options are still applicable. Although the 4Kids version really loves to butcher the dialogues and characterizations.

[@dancostello4872]

​@@PrimeroJinJusuke Although in the case of GX exactly, the word 'butcher' is subjective lmao

[@Briskeeen]

Are you watching the subs or dubs? Because the dubs cut out the last half of the show, and those are the best parts of it.

[@BlueKey962]

Lets not forget that Kaiba launched Yugioh cards into space because "if there is life out there, lets teach them how to duel".

[@marvelsandals4228]

At this point yugioh cards are essentially their world's flag

[@Fabboi_unl]

To be fair, that may be silly but its also based af and a great marketing move actually. Just imagine Coca Cola would fucking launch bottles into space saying: "If there is life out there, let them enjoy some coke "

[@mrnukes797]

​@@Fabboi_unl does a line

[@kingzak13]

I have no idea if this is true or not but it does sound exactly like something Kaiba would do, so I have no choice but to believe it.

[@TeamSprocket]

@@kingzak13 This is true and is part of the plot. Child Jaden made a bunch of dumb cards and won a contest to send those cards into space and then those cards combined with space waves and created a new spirit world for those cards, making them real.

[@weareharbinger914]

Just challenge someone to a duel for their shop. That is how you start a card shop. Or just be an insane genius like Kaiba who can apparently invent anything including a way to go to the afterlife so he can duel his rival.

[@sailor5853]

"I learn many thing in this job. Like do you know what the barrel of a gun tastes like?" That line is genial

[@jacqueminot7224]

Very genial indeed.

[@ShineDark]

I believe it was explained in the OG series that Duel Monsters is literally a magically addictive game. So, the entire world of Yu-Gi-Oh is quite literally addicted to playing a children's card game.

[@bencox3641]

Honestly, I just want to watch an realistic show about that! No crazy super-villains trying to blow up the planet. Just people trying to get by in a world where EVERYONE is magically addicted to an children card game! Just imagine the nightmare that will be, "I tried to shoot the robber... But than he challenge me to an duel... I lost and he took EVERYTHING!"

[@gameuniverse5973]

​@@bencox36415ds beggining before the dark signers showed up

[@PokeMasrerJ]

Curious, by OG are you talking about "season 0"

[@elizabeth5561]

Paradox was the hero. We just didn't see it.

[@IdealIdeas100]

Hey man, *Nervous Twitch, scratches chin* Yall got any more of them cards?

[@rahn45]

"There's still hope! You can be a judge!" "Really?" "You'd be judging duels, what did you think I was talking about?" "I'm just... clinging to hope okay?"

[@agentbluegaming7709]

Ngl, I half expected the joke for Kaiba to be that he just really loves a children's card game and somewhere along the way unintentionally created a world that revolved around it, like a psychopath who isn't aware they're a psychopath kinda thing.

[@marchmelloow]

That's basically what happened in the series. Kaiba has advanced technology to such a extreme degree that he's created better tech than we have IRL (The story takes place in the 1990s/2000s) solely to improve the card game. In the DSoD movie, he is literally called a dictator by the villain because his corporate reach has extended to the entire city. That phone you own? He made it. That sewer system you use? He made it automatic. That video game you played? He made the game engine for it.

[@busa1951]

@@marchmelloow I mean, Domino city is literally that. Not to mention the fact that the cops and stuff rely on dueling. Once you've restablished the balance of power on a game of gin, you've basically won life.

[@declanmckenna6854]

​@@marchmelloowand let's not forget that Kaiba also took over energy grids and began experimenting with nuclear fission controlled by trading cards

[@nathanielbass771]

Want to know the even better joke? the "monster spirit" or whatever it was called that Jaden was talking to is actually called "Kaibaman" and is a real card.

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Thing is, Kaiba didn't invent it. Think about the lore of the universe. It's how Ancient Egypt worked. He was just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo horny for Yami Yugi that he accidentally recreated his civilization.

[@jonathangarcia5279]

1:27 Crowley just grasping the depressing reality of his entire life gives me life.

[@thebread-kingman8996]

Having a PHD in dueling does seems like a waste of time.

[@ez1953]

Funnily enough, Syrus is the one who canonically wants to go pro, and Jaden retreats from the game and isn’t sure of what to do with himself. Love the use of the original soundtrack tho

[@moroc333]

so you either do the thing or get a job as a teacher to teach people how to do the thing or become head of the school for people who want to learn the thing... So, basically Jaden studied Humanities

[@justanotheremptychannel2472]

Lmao, Women's Studies ftw

[@Salnax]

So, it’s like a real life major, except you ocassionally are needed to save the world via card games? I can roll with that.

[@r.c.8268]

I think studying a card game for children sounds more productive for humanity than studies in the humanities of any the IVY league collegue

[@rossjames8839]

@@r.c.8268 Yeah I also think it's cool how Google just fired its ethicists because they kept holding stuff back, lmao get wrecked humanities majors

[@Sewblon]

Or you go into Journalism like John Roberts, or become a KZbinr like Natalie Wynn, or go into finance like George Soros, or become an attorney like Ron Desantis. Don't get me wrong: stem graduates still make more money on average, but Humanities is not as bad as you make it sound.

[@TheZombiesReanimated]

To be fair it is implied in the show that they actually do learn other subjects, they just teach them through Duel Monsters. Kinda like how Dungeons and Dragons is used in order to teach math.

[@DuelaDent52]

And Jaden is horrible at everything except practical Duelling.

[@mitchellenderson7194]

I know it wasn’t your intention, but you just gave me the idea for a setting like the dystopia teased in this video, only with Dungeons and Dragons.

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

@@mitchellenderson7194 ,congrats,the green texts of 4Chan are now your thesis papers!

[@gannielukks1811]

@@mitchellenderson7194 I don't think competitive D&D would be a thing

[@TheZombiesReanimated]

@@gannielukks1811 Actually it is. I've seen it.

[@ryanfladung8490]

There may not be a career for Jadens friend, but Jaden has magic powers: I'm sure he could find something

[@gameuniverse5973]

He has literally a space ghost with him that was going to merge all universes together he Kay

[@cloaking111]

He can talk to the ghosts within some trading cards and he can talk to his other personality

[@ryanfladung8490]

@@cloaking111 lost season of gx in sub only. He fused with yubel and can materialize duel monsters with no duel required

[@Revan498]

I have to admit, I thought the "someone else" would be Yubel, and Jaden would pitch selling their souls (or at least Cyrus's) for a scholarship to a real College...

[@BlueAngel7]

He could become a vigilante or a criminal

[@HopeP0H]

The funny thing is that Judai after graduating just became a hitchhiker that was hanging out in venice and stuff

[@ReviewerRandom]

The absurd thing is that this is only in the dub version. In the original, the Duel Academy was basically a normal school, with some stuff dedicated to dueling (much like some athletics-themed schools in real life). But many could leave to work in other stuff, even if they didn't go to the Pro League. Alexis for example said she was going to study in college abroad (probably to do something else), and Jaden is on sabatical after the series looking at what to do with his life after all that.

[@floricel_112]

0:30 to be fair, the duel academy actually had other courses besides "learning how to play a children's card game". There was PE, chemistry, history, alchemy for some unknown reason and game design. Plus there's the whole branch of underground animal experiments

[@MarkoKrstic14]

Not just alchemy. DUEL alchemy. No clue what that is.

[@viridiannucleon]

@@MarkoKrstic14 I'm pretty sure duel alchemy Is just a course on how science was allegedly an inspiration for some of the mechanics of duel monsters

[@AdonanS]

Alchemy?! Aren't chemistry and alchemy pretty much the same thing.

[@floricel_112]

@@AdonanS nope. Chemistry is combining molecules of substances to obtain new substances that are still formed from those substances (ex oxygen and hydrogen form water) Alchemy is making entirely different substances from molecules that have no relation to the end product (say, turn carbon into gold)

[@Swaiznhe]

@@MarkoKrstic14 See, duel alchemy is probably more about monster fusions and polimerisations, like with the H and O fragons becoming H2O dragon...

[@Raph___A]

This is the most accurate depiction of life after high-school I have ever seen, which makes it all the more depressing.

[@davidetrombetta6309]

I thought I was the only one thinking that... At University lmao

[@JoeContext]

The more I hear about America the more I have to ask if you guys have, like, reasons to live

[@soupfork7893]

​@@JoeContext well atleast its virtual safer and industrialized then alot of other countries

[@Josuh]

but isn't this about college? wtf are yall doing at hs?

[@emilburatovic409]

@@soupfork7893 safer is debatable

[@BIastProcX]

Fun fact, Kaiba made so that Yugi's monster Slifer get the worst dorm. Whilst Kaiba's Obelisk got the best one

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

And Ra juat got stuck inbetween.

[@rojaedavis8367]

Haha. Even after all those years, Kaiba's still salty af

[@UltimatePhantasm]

YOU DON'T SAY?

[@marvelsandals4228]

Yep, even tho in the show Ra was always depicted as the most powerful one, he was just like "my school, my rules" lol

[@sacrecharlemagne2262]

The same island that houses the Duel Academy also is home to a secret lab where Kaibacorp was engaged in experiments in which they tried to teach a monkey how to duel. The monkey's name: Wheeler. Kaiba is a petty bitch.

[@MrLegendaryHeroX]

2:44 I don't know why but the delivery and setup for this joke absolutely slayed me

[@SoraZ2112]

2:02 The idea that McDonald’s was so overstaffed that he had to become a duels headmaster cracks me up every time. 😂

[@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283]

"Well I've come to learn a lot of things with this job Jaden like *do you know what a barrel of a gun tastes like"* ***DAMN.***

[@samuelsoliday4381]

Actually, there are several instances in the anime where the students participate in sports like baseball and tennis. It's also confirmed that there are subjects that involve things other than dueling, like history or even Alchemy. Which makes sense since Duel academy is more of a high school than a college since you start when you're 15 and graduate at 18 similar to an actual high school in japan. So you could still go to an actual college and get a degree to fall back on.

[@2445elijah]

They also teach game design there, it's mentioned in one episode

[@jackofclubs6229]

Bruh, they teach _Alchemy?!_

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

@@jackofclubs6229 Which is dumb because it's an outdated science

[@dethhollow]

Well how bad could being a duelist be? I mean, as long as the game doesn't get really toxic, it's- (opponent counters with Ash Blossom) Oh..... Huh......... I see.......... ...... Fuck......

[@AerosolBlade]

@@darkwarriormaster9644 Well considering there is a spirit world in Yu-Gi-Oh and those spirits interact with the regular world. I wouldn't say it's really outdated in that world. As you can learn rituals to summon those spirits and force/invite them into cards, creating unique cards. And probably other things. Heck they used the card games energy to create a renewable energysource. I guess they chose Alchemy, because it's sounds less weird then witchcraft, even though Witchcraft would probably be more effective.

[@Silamon2]

"I mean actually I'm gunna double it..... You still want it?" ".... Yeah." Kaiba is literally just a Konami employee at this point.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

He IS Konami-

[@malice9720]

You could drive the ferry. Or design the cards, or repair broken duel disks, you could be a janitor or honestly they really should've had a grounds keeper for that island. Maybe if your really lucky you might be able to bring Seto Kaiba his coffee one day, or maybe blow Pegasus even, perhaps.

[@mrziiz6893]

Ah the dream, to blow Pegasus as he calls you his yugi-boy

[@gastlygod10]

​@@mrziiz6893😰

[@mikeywilliams4136]

2:13 I LOVE how it implies that he CHOSE McDonald's, but wasn't able to work there 😂😭

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Yubel: "All of a sudden the idea of being the Supreme King doesn't sound so bad now, does it? At least you'd have a second career option."

[@LeoUchiha812]

It probably helps that Duel Academy is so prestigious and exclusive that you basically HAVE to be from a ridiculously wealthy family to get in.

[@yuutaruu4242]

I swear, when I saw Crowler, I knew it was going to go to the "I took an Egyptology degree and the only job I can have is an Egyptology professor" route

[@singleplayermoments]

“Dear God, it’s self-sufficient.” Lost it there! 🤣

[@UchihaFabio]

1:20 I am seeing the plot here. Make people only able to be duellists or teachers and the only place you can go is duel academy or another variant of duel academy. And if you dont have a duel disk you cant even be a citizen of Domino city. Kaiba conquered the world with this ploy

[@freezasama5802]

The voices are fantastic and community colleges being converted into duel academy's totally sounds like a Kaiba thing to do

[@garpogods8323]

Jaden and Syrus really have no idea just how far down the rabbit hole this card game controls the fate of their world.

[@mas8705]

I love how Jaden is the one having this crisis and yet it was his buddy who is contemplating this due to not being as stellar of a duelist in comparison.

[@niccoloparker3548]

They could become an actor or entertainment as well. Go into pro dueling branch into acting.

[@conlan1015]

I feel like working towards being a decent duelist is kind of impossible without being really well off financially, getting the best cards you need and replacing them again would be really expensive, and your facing against other duelist that are richer than you, I guess it depends on the competition you’re facing but trying to climb up to the top as a average person you have to get a part time job to pay for the stuff you need and hope some manager or promoter take some interest in you or you are the protagonist and get your powerful cards supernaturally

[@VRHyoumaru]

The question everybody asks when they learn this series exists. It's a good thing that the world of YGO DOES largely revolve around dueling.

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Kaiba was initially like "damn, here you wanna thing?" But the longer he was forced to sit there he got pissed and doubled the price.

[@cww2490]

This is funny, but Kaiba changed the world to revolve around card games so there's more than go pro or be a teacher. You can be a scientist, artist, or anything since it all comes nack to the card game.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

gotta make those holograms more realistic after all.

[@marvelsandals4228]

True, at this point the whole world revolves around card games, so I think Jaden got in on the ground floor tbh. In the future, when cops try to arrest Yusei (from 5Ds), they have to play a card game first, and he only gets arrested if he loses, like they HAVE to the technology won't allow them to act unless they win first it's hard wired into everything haha

[@BlackfangDragon]

And it all started due to his blue eyes white dragon fetish.

[@marvelsandals4228]

@@BlackfangDragon Which is 100% canon, btw. His ancient egyptian ancestor, priest Seto, was simping for a white girl with blue eyes who was turned into a dragon spirit by magic, and 5000 years later Kaiba is still horny for the dragon so there ya go lol

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

Imagine graduating engineering and all you do is help designing an accessory for card game Edit: I mean the duel disk, of course

[@elitely6748]

The duel is limitless, for the duel knows where ti is because the duel knows where it isn't. Fantastic video as always Solid JJ, nice to get these long ones too!

[@mrbubbles6468]

The funny thing is, the show did show that there was more going on than just card games. There was game design courses, science etc etc. They just managed to tie all of those back into making you better at cards.

[@rotciv1492]

"Well I've come to learn a lot of things with this job, Jaden. Like, do you know how a barrel of a gun tastes like?" *GAWD DAMN*

[@kanekikingstorm2113]

After watching Arc-V, just about everything is tied into duel monsters. Culinary classes, Fortune telling, quiz shows. Good luck trying to get into a program course that DOESN’T lead you to making cards! Hell even the military can’t really beat them! Clear Wing Synchro Dragon showed that very well in the original dimension

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

It's even more ridiculous than MegaMan Battle Network. At least its understandable that the *internet* would take over most people's daily lives, at least. Especially when that happened in the real world anyway.

[@HeatedPirate]

1 cup of blue eyes white dragon, a sprinking of kuribo, and a tablespoon of summoned skull.

[@dudono1744]

​@@HeatedPirateBlue-Eyes Demon Dragon

[@JoeDirtisawsome]

i never watched Arc-V, but you could probably still become an accountant, a doctor, a lawyer, a biologist, a real-estate agent, a language teacher, a history teacher, a math teacher, a psychiatrist, a singer, a model, an actor, an adult star etc... They probably still have athletes and video game designers in that world

[@dudono1744]

@@JoeDirtisawsome Yes, Dueling in Arc-V is more like a popular sport.

[@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283]

The thumbnail alone made me burst out into laughter, this should be good.

[@alexdimov9148]

Jaden: What is your evil plan Kaiba: MONEY

[@bencox3641]

Which is the most realistic plan of any YUGIOH villain ever!

[@CornaOnTheCob]

@@bencox3641 If you can even call Kaiba a villain. 😂

[@blackops7809]

​@Corn On The Cob looked in the manga when they introduced him he done some shit even tried to kill his brother if it wasn't for Yami Yugi. It was after yami put Kaiba in a shadow game coma is when he started to change for the semi better

[@andreabrucato4280]

I always felt like the yu-gi-oh world is a "what-if konami takes over the world" dystopia. They really did themselves dirty honestly...

[@tattooeddragon]

“Do you know what the barrel of a gun tastes like”? Best line ever!!

[@Shrouded_in_Mystery]

Even yugi moved on and decided to start his own game. I guess Zane was right after all. *Dueling is their life!*

[@marvelsandals4228]

I would love to see a spin off series about Yugi (post-Pharaoh) making his own game, getting it published, and he ends up competing financially with other devs, with the ultimate antagonist being Duel Monsters itself, the most famous, popular, successful game on Earth, the very game he was once the king of. Only then can he truly call himself the king of games ;)

[@Yeahmydude10]

​@@marvelsandals4228 so kaiba finally becomes the main antagonist

[@rob19ny]

*start his own game in a "possible future story concept idea". Spherium II story is only a concept, a route Takahashi could choose to go into. It doesn't change the fact that it confirms that in the original manga canon, Yugi wouldn't be playing card games as an adult because since chapter 1 he has been playing different games. Same for Yami Yugi and Kaiba. Kaiba is a top games player that was ranked #1 worldwide in most of the games at the Domino Arcade. He also made the various games in Death-T to challenge Yami Yugi. Magic & Wizards just ended up being the game Kaiba liked facing Yami Yugi in the most. Kaiba being the one to test Yugi's new game makes sense as he is not a card game dummy.

[@jawaunw1]

​@marvelsandals the funny thing yugi's game get publishing funded by Kaiba as long as he put blue eyes inside of the game.

[@kawaiisnake8201]

I love it when you show how weird the actual logistics are in anime and cartoons

[@battlesheep2552]

I just figured that the YuGiOh world was so obsessed with children's trading card games that its a perfectly normal thing to duel the CEO of a company to take his job.

[@elizabeth5561]

The Virtual World filler arc did something kinda like that. Also, Kaiba would've sold Academy Island if the buyers beat Chazz, so yep. Maybe not being CEO, but duels definetly control major business decisions.

[@fawkewe]

I like that “mcdonalds was overstaffed” implies he chose Mcdonalds first.

[@ZeonicZaku1-Zeon_Grunt_Suit]

I appreciate that you actually used the sub OST.

[@craigskinkle]

So Duel Academy is just another proprietary college. Figures. Though knowing Kaiba, he fudged the paperwork to make it a vocational school since they teach exclusive skills related to a job market in this universe.

[@Beriorn]

At least Chazz can set up a gig where he uses that eyepatch he won from Christopher Walken's take on Captain Ginyu to make duel monsters real and have them staff a maid cafe or something. Or make the Blue Eyes real and offer Kaiba a ride on one for $20m and be set for life.

[@gameuniverse5973]

Chazz brothers are rich

[@UltimatePhantasm]

Kaiba: HEY GUYS LOOK, I JOINED THE MILE HIGH CLUB

[@UnoriginalFish]

It is both crushing and kind of heartwarmingg to see other people going through a similar change of emotions after realising the way lige works in our time. I went through exact same thought process in my first year of teachers’ collage (and still went on to graduate in 7 years lol) and decided It may not be a life I would lead in full extacy, yet again after inversting your time in one thing, you don’t know if you can afford the other (let alone the problem of not knowing if you’d love the next thşng you tried). Anyways, I wish to best of luck to everyone who feels similar. Let’s enjoy life while we can, I hope you can find somethşng you can follow with passion ^~^

[@marvelsandals4228]

Yep, that moment in the video when you realize "oh god, that's just 90% of college degrees, isn't it?"

[@marvelsandals4228]

@@TheACcam Only Jaden actually has a chance of applying his to a job that makes money outside of teaching more teachers.

[@RetroTaylor94]

It's just like living in the Pokemon world and wanting a career that isn't in some way connected to battling or breeding them.

[@lenkagamine4145]

I mean theres lots of professions that use pokemon for things other than dueling. Theres miners that use rock pokemon, construction workers that use fighting pokemon, power plant workers that use electric pokemon, sewer or trash workers using poison type pokemon. You kinda do gotta use pokemon no matter what, but at least its not just 'breeding and combat', pokemon are well integrated into the overall worlds economy.

[@amharbinger]

Pegasus and Seto took over the world, using a children's card game. chads.

[@redinfernogod1939]

Wait… Jaden’s parents are rich, why the hell is he having this existential crisis????

[@mr.p215]

to be fair Syrus set him on that track at the start of the video.

[@bencox3641]

It's because his friends are doomed playing an children card game for the rest of their lives.

[@nidhogg8446]

You don't have to be a Victim of a system to realise how absolutely fucked up the system is Sometimes you just need to have a Friend who's absolutely and utterly fucked by the system

[@battlesheep2552]

​@@bencox3641 well not all of them, at least Chumlee can take pu his family's hot sauce business

[@ironmaster6496]

​@@battlesheep2552 ironically Chumlee lucked out since he was good at drawing he became an artist...for the card game but still

[@kuriboi952]

This proves Kaiba was insane for making a school all about playing card games

[@gameuniverse5973]

So putting the sacred beasts in that school is not already insane

[@tastethepainbow]

To be fair this is the same guy willing to shoot a rocket of cards just for the off-chance that aliens will encounter them and learn to play the game themselves

[@BlackfangDragon]

The original timeline DOES have a Duelpocalypse where robot duel monsters spawn into existence to exterminate humanity.

[@codex4102]

bro he went to the f... afterlife to play a card game with Yugi again

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Ok, but Kaiba has done far more unhinged things concerning a children's card game, so this is tame by comparison.

[@JacksonJinn]

Flash forward to Yusei Fudo who is simultaneously a master-class duelist and solves free-energy for the world as a scientist...

[@marvelsandals4228]

In the future, when cops try to arrest Yusei, they have to play a card game first, and he only gets arrested if he loses, like they HAVE to the technology won't allow them to act unless they win first it's hard wired into everything haha

[@Seperaklance]

He can throw hands too. Crabhead is a man of many talents.

[@therandomgamer18]

@@Seperaklance "crabhead" 😭😭😭

[@AlexHerzfeld]

3:36 Kaiba is what Wizards of the Coast dreams of being 😂😂

[@DeviousBookworm649]

The learning what the barrel of a gun tastes like but had me spew out my drink lmfaooo