Solomon Georgio - Mom Versus Bully - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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[@Cisco_3437]

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[@constancededrick1912]

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[@kurtlincoln9158]

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[@kurtlincoln9158]

000zzz

[@JaneDoeSignedHancock]

"A *very* small problem" damn she slayed him while he was already down. Total badass

[@DesecratedTTV]

THIS. Every mention of his mother and I could only think of the word "Iconic"

[@Cyril29a]

First she knocks the cow down then she slits the throat.

[@studiovolantis6650]

There is a huge difference between power

[@cstottie5036]

His mom is a fkn legend

[@Lollita23]

Total

[@pfaros25]

Hope you forgive the awkwardness of this comment but just tough it was worth noting that judging from that profile pic alone you seem breathtaking. Have a nice day!

[@billyharper5925]

pfaros25 what he said

[@justinvaughn2277]

@@christophergomez499 and she never responded

[@elicesturdivant5043]

Between this story and Trevor Noah, I'm now confirmed in my opinion that African mothers can fix all of the world's problems.

[@jeffreyphillip3748]

I thought Keon got his throat cut

[@XibaXela]

One day

[@risussardonicus8529]

Jeffrey Phillip I thought his "beautiful African gazelle" mom was gonna cut the bullies throat xD

[@yanish8741]

Its Khian

[@harishuskic7270]

How would you know got a homie down the street whose name is keon and spelt that way too. Do you know de way? De way to practice safe sex and go fuck yourself?

[@liamreeves4946]

Same

[@lukeperry8407]

Chocolate gazelle, bro I've never been so weak

[@confusedwhale]

Luke Perry: THANK you I was having a hard time figuring out what that word was that he used, but all I could hear was trophic. And that just doesn't make any sense... Even if he was just about to describe part of the food chain.

[@Mogwai_Meltdown_]

The way he described the broken toys I just thought of toy story’s Sid

[@user-cs3zs6jn1d]

Quad_skater_1984 * I thought the same thing. And small little Sid got what he deserved

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

Me, too. Immediately.

[@miahconnell23]

*same* !!

[@nodataFYI]

One of the coolest stories I've heard so far in the TINH series.. Sounds like he's got an amazing mum.

[@JesusVelociraptor]

yes, and fuck everyone that is hating on it not being funny, or the crowd not finding it funny. This show doesn't need to be about comedy, the interesting storytelling is enough. This is a slice of cake. Go moms!

[@blackitikatt533]

TRUTH!

[@shadowwatcher3957]

I burst out laughing when he got to the part where she said, "I have a very small problem."

[@Amharizz]

Take your 1000th like.

[@janices6140]

"Anybody hungry?" The expression on his face while mimicking his mother was chilling. Excellent storyteller!

[@alfred493]

African moms are resilient and tough. You don't want to mess with 'em.

[@Ada-kj6ym]

Notmy realname Wow, did you have to be that racist???

[@Ada-kj6ym]

Notmy realname Yes you are, I have you not heard of the stereotypes that says all black women have AIDS.

[@Soren_Skarsgard]

@@notmyrealname6404 AIDS doesn't exist.

[@Soren_Skarsgard]

@@Ada-kj6ym Drive cars, i'm a racer At class, use eraser In love, with Ray's sister Ray's sick, i insist her Ray's cyst, with Ray's system Ray's cist, not've missed him.... ... ...shit i'm high, i just made that shit up!

[@BOOSETO]

I grew up in a bad part of Toronto, Canada. My neighbour was a badass somalian woman who took no shit at all. I once got jumped by 4 guys, she fucked them up with the business end of a broomstick. I still drop by to have tea with her when I'm back home.

[@jacksonbland8793]

Hands down one of the best stories told on this show

[@cdshawn]

This the show I go to when I recommend this channel to people

[@pablot-r9402]

Eh, not really. The mom part was OK, but you can hear better stories from your neighbors and relatives.

[@masonashcraft640]

I'm from Fresno and when I heard he lived there I was like "hell yeah" a few seconds later I go "Awww come on" then I start to laughing so hard because it was so true.

[@Daevi1]

Mason Ashcraft i mean, Fresno is chill and all, but it reminds me of everything I learned about Hell as a kid lol

[@mjade1673]

😄

[@chickeNblood]

Mason Ashcraft 😂 its ok bro i feel you im from detroit

[@johnnyyadida8972]

Serios i Heard Fresno nd i was like "aaaaye" thats my County right there nd then He violated 😂😂

[@LadyAmadala98]

I'm from the valley too and I was like "Hey, man, that's not...no, it's true."

[@mynameisuju]

As a Nigerian I can confirm that there is only 1 tree in Africa and it is Infact located in Ethiopia 😂😂

[@Deenique16]

Lol

[@blue_shift]

as an african i can confirm that there is only zero food portions

[@S1N999]

@@blue_shift sir please

[@dferguson9713]

Damn.. i thought the news said HAITIANS EAT THE TREES... so its africans too... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chode-i-dis4119]

@@dferguson9713 tf u on

[@morelnwz]

" One day" ! that's right, you don't mess with an African parent !

[@xaccanmusa5602]

i had a simliar problem but with a dog ..at my bus stop in elementary school told my mom and she said one day ..lol wtf crazy cause one day she walked with me and the pitbull hoped the fence like he would do ..and she stood there ..and choked slammed it ..nbs ..

[@TheV3la]

morelnwz yes lol my girls mom is crazy lol wen her ex didnt leave us alone i really respect her 😂👌🏼

[@grumpyboomer61]

"I have a very small problem." Mom is a straight savage! 🤣

[@JoshSitar]

I hate that they put spoiler clips at the beginning of all these videos.

[@SteveHupe]

100% Agree! I mute the start of the video and then skip past the intro now.

[@daegzy3031]

Josh Zook seriously, why the fuck would you do that?

[@freak1310c]

i love those.

[@alphamikefoxtrot8768]

i skip the intro, to about 50 seconds in, when ari introduces the topic and comic.

[@thefeelcompany]

Damn right!!! I'm twitching on the fast forward right on my screen as they start.

[@alindsey1013]

This story never gets old. What an amazing mother.

[@kitke101]

His mom asserted her dominance in a way I hope to never be on the end of.

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

Taking everything but the Sega Console (COLD BLOODED) 😆

[@AnointedFlow]

Man that is cold!

[@wolfchild25]

Man, Dirty business that is straight dirty

[@diohpeah371]

That's evil 😂😂😂

[@jacobdantzler1350]

Lol Cold As Ice!!!!

[@MikeKojoteStone]

About once or twice a year, I return to this masterpiece to listen and enjoy this wonderful story. Not many comedy pieces have been so firmly ingrained into my brain. This is EPIC!

[@keithharrison3228]

I was in Ghana some time ago and I saw a store just called "One Day! One DAY!" and it gave me whiplash

[@tlhabisehoole5766]

Scratch your itchy butt Kevin😂😂😂 The build up was epic

[@christinamurphy6446]

I aspire to be his mom

[@jadefarley8911]

Christina Murphy right?!

[@dejayrezme8617]

One day!

[@mjade1673]

Yessssssssssss

[@mjade1673]

Dejay Rezme 😄

[@litawi7869]

Christina Murphy same

[@047Kenny]

He sounds like a kid when he’s explaining all the toys i was dying, his pure excitement

[@DJBuglip]

Your mom sounds like my grandmother, who was born and raised in Hell's Kitchen in the 1930s. Every story I ever heard about her going after one of dad's bullies ended with "and 3 or 4 of the neighborhood guys had to pull her off him".

[@lj0339]

Gave up on Kevin 😂 Btw I would love to just sit and chat with your mom, she seems very inspiring!

[@xiomara5147]

Mø Nälayé Can someone make an army out of them to solve all the worlds problems?!

[@harlowblackadder356]

I love when old ladies get serious and say, "You WATCH." It is always important.

[@lightningrod3734]

Solomon’s mom: one day Days later Solomon’s mom: I told you one day Confirmed Ethiopian mothers can see the future

[@redaxcel4167]

wow dude your mom sounds like a badass

[@amaraph9305]

THIS RIGHT HERE is why Ethiopia was NEVER colonized!😤💪🏾😂😂😂

[@ironicchannelname6457]

Also its not really worth it

[@kokumalamoi3421]

Army of moms, omfg D: I can't. I just can't. That picture in my mind is too awesome.

[@hazelhue1103]

@@ironicchannelname6457 Italy tried twice, along with Britain and France. I think not.

[@ironicchannelname6457]

@@hazelhue1103 alright wtf is in Ethiopia

[@hazelhue1103]

@@ironicchannelname6457 Oil, opal and other jewel reserves, coffee, teff(an iron rich grain), gold, frankincense, etc. You could have looked this up, bud.

[@Picklesandwich958]

This was my first “this is not happening” video I watched by chance. Still one of the best!!! “ONE DAY”

[@RayRae559]

I wonder if Kevin aka Keyon's name is really Jason. I'm from Fresno and I knew a kid named Jason who always used to call people African Booty Scratchers and he was the only person I've ever known to say that

[@whatif3271]

In the 1990s?

[@lisapoole1219]

It was common insult. Rude af, but common.

[@herb_a_day]

Out him kabisa!!

[@ACrevolt]

Watch the movie Boyz n da Hood

[@richlymellanatedman4452]

And I always heard it from the blacks.

[@RustinChole]

That was amazing! Crowd didn't seem too into it. One of my favorites for sure!

[@HojoJojo495]

+Patrick Chole Good story, but I think the crowd wasn't into it because it wasn't really polished like an actual bit would be (and he's not quite as natural at the storytelling as some of the more pro comics on here are). If he took this same story and worked it in the clubs for a while, he'd have something, but the writing (so to speak) was a little rough around the edges and that's probably why the response was a little subdued. That and the whole Kevin/Keon switch-up kind of blurred the focus and killed the momentum a little in the middle. IMO.

[@carschmn]

They are likely told to keep it down for taping.

[@JackRabs]

I was thinking the same

[@JackRabs]

@@carschmn I don’t think so.

[@tnorbs712]

I usually skip the beginning part of these videos bc I don’t want it to be ruined for me

[@tntcerveris]

Spec ops mom vs Cartman...

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Adomas Seputis Hahaha

[@yzertqhbog6597]

BUT MAAAAAAAAAM *Knocks his fat as out cold*

[@migraineyjoe2597]

He was 5’9” though. Very close to a normal weight.

[@restlesswretch3555]

@@migraineyjoe2597 5' 9" 180 lbs at age 10? I didn't break 100 until I was a senior in high school.

[@teiganr8159]

Mexicans got on boots!

[@number1gamer198]

Tiffanie R wrong dude

[@local1925]

I need a knife

[@redtaco7960]

local1925 give me your address you want folding poket knife steak hunting butcher filet knife what you needed I got it

[@themarytomashow]

Y’all want a personal knife😂

[@lg-supportcustom-support5647]

Tiffanie R 😂😂😂😂

[@monzayh89]

When you have an OP Mom. God bless his mom...

[@Dtr146]

i hate how the second time he said his "real" name; the crowd didn't respond. he did a pretty good job of setting it up. and a pretty good job of ignoring the fact and going on with his act.

[@GeneJordan]

It was so refreshing to hear a full set from a hilarious and entertaining comedian that didn't include cursing within every other sentence.

[@fusionofgarnet]

His mom sounds so intimidating but I live for it ❤

[@Myanathebrand]

“Like the beautiful chocolate gazelle that she is.” The best description I’ve heard for a black woman in a while🥺😍. I’m reFRESCKED.

[@brandonwilliamson4701]

"I told you, one day" Had me rolling good story.

[@Tik075]

I love hearing other people's stories from when they lived back home too.

[@hooligan7784]

I want to hang out with the Chocolate Gazelle!

[@chameleonquest]

Please stop those preview intros, they either do nothing or take away from the story telling.

[@nonskiwun]

I like them, they tell a story.

[@chameleonquest]

+Reign Omega I'm not referring to the mini movie btw. I mean when they show the best part of the skit without the buildup.

[@LeahB31]

chameleonquest I just turn my volume all the way down and look away, so I can't read their lips. I turn the volume back up during their theme intro.

[@mjade1673]

I just skip them now. Im sure it works for some ppl(the intros)

[@adammacleod925]

Thats the best part of the intro. Jesus. Fuck off telling me what to do with your stupid fucking opinion.

[@wellaccord]

This is at the top of my list of best stories, in this series!!

[@courtnie1783]

I cannot believe the audience wasn't laughing more, this was hilarious

[@zanyhands29]

I have rewatched this story so many times. Love this story.

[@iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

Reminds me of my mom, man. God bless

[@ChuckNorrisCanSeeU]

Weak crowd

[@kenmakarin9889]

Right!

[@betterdrugsthanyours]

They were being generous imo. I don't see how anyone could have thought this was funny.

[@atownlefttrain]

+Jim Jo You and I cannot be friends.

[@MalooTakant]

+Eliyass Rudz There were no punch lines. Everything is almost hilarious but stays just kinda entertaining.

[@RustinChole]

+MalooTakant it was really entertaining, (imo) but you're right it's not "ha ha" funny, (outside of a couple parts). Still that was good, I really liked the story.

[@wonderorsupergirl]

I lost it at "scratch your itchy butt kevin"

[@Slickjitz]

I've watched ever TINH and this is one of the best.

[@RayRae559]

I've watched every one too & I disagree. This one was barely funny.

[@RustinChole]

Cheers to that. Loved it.

[@Najebanski]

+Taylor Craig Joey Diaz has the best one imo

[@Slickjitz]

+dnplk truu his are all great

[@joshridgley7262]

This one is up there with Mexican Got On Boots for sure

[@Majin_Lew]

The way he described that foot stomp made me think about about how the last couple of Mortal Kombat games do the x-ray thing where the skull literally gets totally demolished upon impact LOL!

[@boredbarian1067]

Kevin’s gotta be like 6’10 now Id be scared too

[@s.tenisereynolds9004]

his mother is a GODDESSS!

[@ericrobinson7184]

Masterpiece of storytelling! Perfect pace!

[@brookesheppeard5056]

With this channel, the last sentence always make me yell "that bloody legend!"

[@slowpokebr549]

Good story, gotta love his Mom.

[@juicyorange-readbio-2488]

"I TOLD YOU, ONE DAY, ONE DAYYY"

[@juicyorange-readbio-2488]

@DollarDude :/

[@teerriffic68]

Amazing story! Loved his moms strength and take no mess attitude.

[@Leoppassion]

What a wild beauty his mother is. That was a satisfying story.

[@norainnoflowers1551]

this story is hilarious and his mom is the biggest bad-ass I loved it!

[@colleenlancaster7799]

he said im nintendo fuck a sega!!! funniest line ever!!!

[@Mr2915Official]

From the sound of that. His mother would be a GREAT Ethiopian Commando

[@kui_maina]

this is pure gold.

[@iamchiefcrossbow5694]

That might be the Most Awesome story I've ever heard, your Mom's a Legend

[@mtravis3184]

Awesome bully story! every bully in the world deserves something like that haha

[@dakotascott6296]

Best story I’ve ever heard

[@ActressStephanieTope]

Luv ya mum!!!!😍😍😍 True African Warrior Goddess Queen #Respect

[@edeananda]

Catching the mini movie out of order, now I gotta watch them all. Clever

[@ImDougDimmadome]

I like how he rests the mic on his chin

[@ryntintin5211]

Just gotta say I LOVE the intro scenes, they just vibe good and bad very well together? Idk I like em

[@popeye697]

these videos are crazy on your imagination if you're just listening with earbuds and not watching the screen. the images in my mind were constantly changing. especially once Solomon said he was African. like I said before, I was listening but not watching so because of his lack of accent as far as I can tell, I had no idea he was even black let alone African until he said so. before that his African comments felt a little offensive. after that, I realized I was an idiot. but great story!

[@jorgelujan9942]

His first words are "I'm an African immigrant", thats a little clue that he's African

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Jorge Lujan dude he was obviously high as a kite while binge watching TINH. Cut him some slack

[@s.tenisereynolds9004]

LMAO

[@beauty4u132]

Not as much of an idiot but rather racist.

[@hoodkingful]

Ethiopians have a different kind of accent compared to Africans

[@carlosr.martintoledo1224]

is there any video that isn't good???? love This Is Not Happening, Solomon Georgrio is hilarious

[@TheBigBleau]

This man's mother is amazing bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lensperspective9753]

This proves that rich spoiled kids are sociopaths

[@artemisfowldragon]

He was dumb. He, like other people who play American football, thought that bum rushing is a viable fighting tactic. He was, in fact, wrong

[@cheeks8112]

Kept slipping into a Mitch hedberg impersonation but had me rollin at the end

[@StephanoJayP]

Mitch Hedburg? How?

[@RustinChole]

Yea, I noticed that too. Not in content but delivery and vocabulary...I can't quite pin it down but I heard it too. Wouldn't say it was an impression so much as ...similar. I really loved it though. Great story, I liked the guy.

[@AlexDelarge1990]

+Patrick Chole (Mitch Hedburg voice) I...I think it was...all the weird...PAUSES at strange points....combined with the funny voice he kept, SLIPPIN, into.

[@Joshua-ev9uw]

He sounds nothing like mitch and his delivery doesn't resemble him at all.

[@KPNasty1]

Joshua Watkins Watch it again. It's apparent.

[@candyland1986]

lol Fresno, Ca. i lived there for years...Fresno has lots of great talents there. His story bring lots of childhood memories in Fresno back.

[@SeanMk2Vr6]

the way he rests the mic on his chin bugs me for some odd reason

[@Joshua-ev9uw]

Dang. There's no response to that insult. Reminds me of the deez nuts guy

[@ProfitPower13]

I've been noticing that on this show

[@carougeaepaulettes6713]

Im grossed out by it because all the spit and germs on it. Its like licking a public doorknob in the train station.

[@jessevancooney6963]

When he mentioned the toys being broken I started seeing him as the one kid from toy story that loved destroying toys

[@RegularGuyJake]

I love these stories. This one had me laughing my ass off

[@markmark7198]

This is the most legendary "dont fuck with my mom" stories ever 🤘🤘🤘

[@WK12112]

Dear God stop the intros

[@redtaco7960]

BWM no

[@nuguns3766]

shut up

[@migraineyjoe2597]

I support that, I hate the intros

[@ΠΡΟΠΑΓΑΓΓΡΕΝΑ]

Their alright , just skip to like 1:00-1:30 mins to skip them

[@josephp654]

Ill take a bow right now, Even had the cow saying "how??".

[@conormcdowell612]

Epic mother 🤘 Great win for you and your brothers my man! 🤘

[@AnnaCarenina]

“I have a very small problem” is a deadass mood.

[@ummmidunno8308]

Rule of thumb.. Never mess with Mama!

[@silentstone4265]

One of the funnest story's I have heard yet

[@princess-nx9li]

Notice he gives up on hiding 'Keon's' name 🤣

[@princess-nx9li]

I just thought it was funny tbh

[@princess-nx9li]

@DollarDude that's pretty cool, what's your social media I wanna get to know you

[@princess-nx9li]

@DollarDude I'll give you mine cause idc, number is 352-470-1763 Instagram is @leilaniandersonn & snap is mk151127

[@illumizoldyck6323]

I love this story so much

[@bobnlouie]

Killer story, brilliant.

[@SuperLadyDanger]

His mom is an inspiration and a straight up badass!

[@pandurastone]

Tough cried damn. That's an awesome story!

[@xiomara5147]

Between this & Trever Noah’s stories, African mother’s sound like a force to be reckoned with!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@jayjay-ky6eo]

Best story ever.

[@thefeelcompany]

Butchers knife! Classic mom/mum/mam. Great story. Laughed all the way through as 1) it's so funny 2) so well told & 3) reminds me of Welsh mothers.

[@shafrozac5427]

Aww man. He hit a nerve. Our African neighbors had this bad ass lil boy that would play with my son. He stole my son's Michael Jackson game! I was PISSED! LOL

[@chaimaarosario7058]

What a beautiful story about his mom.

[@trevorpokela6962]

In South Africa we say "One day is one day!" which means the same thing!

[@readbooks2809]

He is Ethiopian. Represent!!! Good job:)

[@brandondavis7257]

I'm a combat veteran. Everyone calls me a hero. I'm no hero compared to his mom.