Will Weldon slowly discovers that he is on a date with a frighteningly unstable person. The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. on.cc.com/1e85GN8
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@standup5 жыл бұрын
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@KillaKidRich665 жыл бұрын
You guys need to make podcast
@barrel34815 жыл бұрын
you can see shaggy in the backround
@amandasaylor1414 жыл бұрын
Love this comedian
@jasoncosta69613 жыл бұрын
@@KillaKidRich66 l
@jasoncosta69613 жыл бұрын
L
@SGTSnakeUSMC5 жыл бұрын
It's nice to hear that my ex is dating again.
@emilyslaton21005 жыл бұрын
SGTSnakeUSMC Eh not really good for the people she’s dating though
@nikes2crazy5 жыл бұрын
Same!!! 🤦🏽♂️
@Bruceybaby20095 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@grabs_you59545 жыл бұрын
No that's my mom
@serenevil5 жыл бұрын
@Sean Jones how many people did this chick traumatize?
@JLAShazam5 жыл бұрын
For 2 years every time me and my girlfriend are fighting I say “you owe me a major apology” 😂 That usually ends the argument right there and we start laughing! The this video was a gift to my relationship!
@american_warrior7245 жыл бұрын
Nice! 😂
@tannerreynolds24885 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@chicgal35 жыл бұрын
L♡ve it!
@mariafrancescavinci71964 жыл бұрын
Memes fix everything
@bradleyhohenzy74994 жыл бұрын
Lmao nicely done
@dickvandyke12095 жыл бұрын
His first mistake was letting her leave something in his apartment. Always have the ability to stand up and walk away.
@CWiederwald5 жыл бұрын
word²
@randominternetprofile82705 жыл бұрын
Right, knowing he was still connected to her with the purse situation honestly stressed ME out. I can't stand chicks like this. Guys got more patience than I do. I'd have walked out on her first sign of psycho. I've seen and lived the signs.
@veasley12154 жыл бұрын
Major facts!
@wolfylover4ever4 жыл бұрын
Second dates are where you start to trust people. He made that mistake lol
@Punkpsychobilly4 жыл бұрын
That’s a Costanza move right out of Seinfeld.
@bigboy84218 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who is really hoping that woman saw this video
@oldjello7 жыл бұрын
She's watching the video right now for the 1,583rd time.
@orenrob19146 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, she'd just see herself as even more victimized and deserving of support and sympathy
@rocketscott6 жыл бұрын
She keeps watching and saying "YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY!"
@cametofight2985 жыл бұрын
@@orenrob1914 haha you're right! and as I scrolled through the comments, some people actually fell for it. But you never see "I feel bad for the guy who beats his wife or girlfriend because he doesn't have the emotional maturity to deal with his anger." -said NO ONE!
@kylemiller24145 жыл бұрын
True but you know comics make these stories up when they write they’re act. It’s called an act for a reason. Some comics pretend to be married just becausethey have a family friendly act and stuff
@megf51248 жыл бұрын
"which means she had the world's most polite abusive fiance" lmao
@cognitivedissonance26437 жыл бұрын
Meagan f "Time for a wolloping madam"
@Princessshamanarta6 жыл бұрын
For all the haters against this guy - the woman just had contradicted herself right the moment she said "no one has ever spoken to me like that! " that just shows the whole "I was abused" story was just that - a fake story she invented to play a victim. Also no woman in her right mind ever asks anyone - or suggests - marriage the first or the second date. That's a red flag. She'd probably the abusing party in this one...This guy is saying - in a joke , which I, surprisingly enough, as a woman, I find funny - this woman had given him some bad vibes "Omg , this woman is manipulative, this woman is so obsessed with perfect life, I need you to get away from me". This is the only way a guy would ever be able to tell his crazy story about a woman who was an abusive psychopath and not being laughed at...The irony of this is that everyone is laughing at the story because the show clearly tries to convey how dark stories can be turned into comedy.
@yeaxjustsmile205 жыл бұрын
@@Princessshamanarta it probably did happen she probably just mentally ill where even a small angered tone makes her think someone's screaming
@tapeplayingrobot5 жыл бұрын
So FAT
@icyuranus4045 жыл бұрын
she was trying to use that as foreplay but he does not know how to handle a crazy like her
@kristopherlouie_lethyl4 жыл бұрын
"She runs off into the night like the world's shittiest mystical creature." 😂😂😂
@AlilishSuki3 жыл бұрын
Loved that!
@ZChoate5 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots.
@TheAbyss9995 жыл бұрын
Wrong guy right show
@idenuts53945 жыл бұрын
I love we can bond
@---bs8dp5 жыл бұрын
Zac Choate lol
@caseymiller48575 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Hart what do you want it made out of
@blackedoutlabelent98005 жыл бұрын
🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
@georcejohnson27779 жыл бұрын
He's just lucky The Crazy came out on the second date. The real danger is when women suppress that for 6 months.
@LeviDavidSchaffer7 жыл бұрын
Georce Johnson amen still with her ten years later. my fault completely
@phanatic2156 жыл бұрын
Dude...I've been there. This chick wanted to meet my parents after three months...and she flipped out in Ikea "I want to meet your MOMMY!!!". After that, I was fucking done.
@dutchvanderlin55566 жыл бұрын
Lmao that’s damn disappointing and yet, still funny. Crazy women , pffft.
@arithemama43366 жыл бұрын
Georce Johnson ... or men
@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork6 жыл бұрын
Yep.. it's the sleepers that'll get ya... still paying child support...
@xapokalypse5 жыл бұрын
When she said" It's really rude to not answer my phone call" He should've said "Are you calling me a bitch?!"
@drphot60503 жыл бұрын
Under appreciated comment
@Tramz143 жыл бұрын
My exact thought
@misfitbrit19893 жыл бұрын
He shoulda!
@Laurenjoinsyoutube6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she was the abusive fiancé
@chrisb54835 жыл бұрын
I dated someone like this for about a month. She was terrible, stole money from me, threatened me. I finally got away from her. then she told all our friends how I abused her. I took the high road and kept my mouth shut about her which, it turns out, was the smart thing to do to save my reputation. She was mad I asked for some of my money back. How dare I! :) I still have a problem with men who think "all" women are like that. It's just a few people, and there were red flags I ignored. Most people are far more decent.
@millennialgirlie20295 жыл бұрын
Right!!! Like this woman sounds crazy and manipulative!
@BinaryBard645 жыл бұрын
XD
@circusbaby_lolXD5 жыл бұрын
Scorpio or nah
@mo1wosoz8485 жыл бұрын
Right?
@geekgroupie425 жыл бұрын
he put his phone on silent because he was on a date, he's a keeper!
@tylergarza86955 жыл бұрын
@Kaitlin Oetting You typed out MLP, ew.
@prettyhamburger64625 жыл бұрын
All yall are pathetic... PATHETIC!!! YOU OWE EACH OTHER MAJOR APOLOGIIIIEEEESSSS
@queenbee5315 жыл бұрын
@pretty 😂😂😂😂
@enzerabowenzu53405 жыл бұрын
I got asshole vibes through out all the intro so I'd say nah.
@bryanmartinez66004 жыл бұрын
I keep mine on vibrate
@ashleywrzek82324 жыл бұрын
I’d love to hear the version she told her friends 🙂
@thezakahmed Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@FountainOfYoot5 жыл бұрын
“TIME FOR A WALLOPING MADAM”
@MimiYouyu4 жыл бұрын
That was the only giggle moment.
@geovaniraffaelli45084 жыл бұрын
@@MimiYouyu If that's the only moment you laughed you have a shit sense of humor, this guy is gold
@Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity3 жыл бұрын
I don't usually laugh at domestic abuse but 😂 that made me spit out my tea
@24spoce83 жыл бұрын
@@geovaniraffaelli4508 some people don't laugh out loud very often because we find these things funny just don't laugh out loud
@jent38025 жыл бұрын
Jesus. I'm traumatized from this story. You owe me a major apology!! 😂
@drphot60503 жыл бұрын
Still waiting too huh? 😂
@Garium875 жыл бұрын
"My purse is at your place." Interesting choice to leave that item behind when you go out.
@lauralil68865 жыл бұрын
its a thing we do. i call it 'pussy for a plate'
@Garium875 жыл бұрын
@@lauralil6886 i call it "prostitution".
@Gr8Layks5 жыл бұрын
Laura You sound like a smart, strong, independent woman.
@lauralil68865 жыл бұрын
@@Gr8Layks fuck independence. i like free shit.
@Punkpsychobilly4 жыл бұрын
@Laura The fact that people are upvoting your replies makes me further lose hope in society and more so women altogether.
@carleethe1st6 жыл бұрын
I've got to give this guy props. He did not have the crowd on his side at all in the beginning and I was certain that he was gonna bomb; but he powered through it and stuck the landing! You rocked it Will!
@zionakinjide6506 жыл бұрын
i think a lot of the women there didn't really like this...doesn't look/sound like they were feeling it.
@hoi8076 жыл бұрын
Carlee Anne why do you think he didn't have the crowd on his side? he had laughs from the beginning
@66slade6 жыл бұрын
@@zionakinjide650 Well yeah comedies so pc now. It's become especially unacceptable to rip on certain groups or subjects (with women being near or top of the list as u saw here) that's why we're really feeling it even though it was an anecdotal experience.
@francdollar1635 жыл бұрын
It was actually funny but the two things going against him 1) the voice he gave her in the story I think took away from it , it would have been funnier if he just used his own and only used her escalation voice for the “you owe me a major apology” so it sounded like she flips some switch and 2) every woman there wanted to laugh with a lot of it and admit that there are crazy fucking people out there, and sometimes the crazy ass is a women and they shouldnt get a pass on being mocked just because of their shared sex but ironically THEY WERE TERRIFIED OF BEING JUDGED AND SHUNNED BY THE OTHER WOMAN FOR NOT PRIORITIZING HER SEX AS AN EXCUSE FOR HER EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE ACTIONS. I don’t know why I put that in caps but I did.
@joxysurge96315 жыл бұрын
I certaintly loved him , he was awesome! if i was a guy i would have had been a real dick ( and im a woman)
@katiewalker34787 жыл бұрын
YOU OWE ME A MAJOR APOLOGY
@fakeonthenet58656 жыл бұрын
Katie Walker no I won't apologize to you
@sadalpaca13076 жыл бұрын
read this just as he said it
@feelingthepull6 жыл бұрын
Chvrches
@reniandrijana26826 жыл бұрын
yOu oWE Me A MAjOr APOloGy
@theholyspiritus43266 жыл бұрын
Omg I understood "you owe me a major in politics" in the intro bit and was super confused
@camilaindriago10764 жыл бұрын
This dude had a second date with Meegan.
@big3ye3784 жыл бұрын
lol
@sweetmother24064 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@scarletharlot85114 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm SO glad someone else thought this
@zekegohard434 жыл бұрын
BUT YOUR JACKET THO
@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm4 жыл бұрын
@@zekegohard43 🤣😂
@27STS9 жыл бұрын
"Time for a walloping madam"
@TheMarkoPoloProgram6 жыл бұрын
ceebee27sts The funniest line during his set.
@veghead055 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarkoPoloProgram facts 😁
@7Lace775 жыл бұрын
Mark Mangaliman uhhhuhuhuhuuugh
@jesiwhitney37405 жыл бұрын
U single? Lol
@amadeusj4906 Жыл бұрын
@@jesiwhitney3740 respect the hustle.
@mattellis26905 жыл бұрын
This story makes me question whether her ex was actually abusive.
@mattellis26905 жыл бұрын
@Tom S Just a simple observation, just saying she is crazy.
@opelaurora32765 жыл бұрын
You don't get that crazy because you lived a normal life
@leonfrancis34185 жыл бұрын
"Abusive" in woman speak when speaking about an ex can mean anything from "I didn't like the way the relationship ended," to "He was actually catching me with MMA style blows everyday." It sucks because every girl you meet has been "abused;" every girl you meet has an ex who has "hurt her." Then you hear the actual stories of these men from her own mouth, and it turns out, a large portion of the time, SHE was the asshole, or was the asshole TOO. The really shit thing about this is when I meet a girl now and she hits me with the "abused" spiel right out the gate, I roll my eyes internally, and don't take her seriously because more than half of the times her "abuse" actually isn't, and that's a horrible reaction to have. I'll give you an example. A woman I met once told me her ex used to verbally abuse her, and that's why she's so sensitive to conversation. Ok, I accepted that. Come to find out the actual story? He was "verbally abusive" by not agreeing with her opinions a lot. I shit you not. From her own mouth. Something in society has convinced women that every unfavorable thing that happens to them in relationships, whether or not they are the direct cause of the thing that happened to them, is "abuse." People who have actually been abused, on some real shit, (and this isn't a hard rule) don't feel the need to yell that to the world like it's a badge of honor. They don't tote the story of their abuse around as a conversation piece used to validate their opinions to a higher standing.
@thinkify1005 жыл бұрын
His voice makes me question if it was a her
@KatieSalib5 жыл бұрын
Of course he was. This woman is traumatized from being victim of a very abusive relationship. Sounds like she was triggered on this date . NOT BORDERLINE..
@AboveAverageNPC5 жыл бұрын
This is less “here’s a funny story” than it is “a dude on stage just kinda working shit out”.
@Xpzilla4 жыл бұрын
lmao exactly, not funny at all imo
@k9man1634 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty hilarious
@k9man1634 жыл бұрын
@@Jmortonvids how you gonna be talking that with less than 50 views with 3 videos of you in clubs.
@xzed63944 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Disappointed
@k9man1634 жыл бұрын
@@Jmortonvids well obviously that's why you have less than 50 views, regards Mr.intellectual
@blanked_out_chin9 жыл бұрын
someone needs to animate this story
@JLAShazam9 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@uzitenenbaum9529 жыл бұрын
chingching847 Amazing idea, and I've watched this same video at least 5 times, and would watch it even more if it were animated.
@radiopinkzeppelin29 жыл бұрын
Rooster teeth stick man style would b great, no?
@opkill68 жыл бұрын
+radiopinkzeppelin2 yes, yes it would
@jonathanvasquez17396 жыл бұрын
chingching847 yes
@jekanyika9 жыл бұрын
I thought it said Will Wheaton
@4gunner9 жыл бұрын
It made me sad that it wasn't.
@MrJimmybanana9 жыл бұрын
madmiles ugh Wil Wheaton is garbage.
@4gunner9 жыл бұрын
Dylan Davis Cry to someone who cares.
@dylan85509 жыл бұрын
madmiles I care
@4gunner9 жыл бұрын
See dylan8550
@lawnakate28145 жыл бұрын
Those edits in the beginning of the videos is mad annoying Comedy Central need to chill
@forrestthroughdatrees4 жыл бұрын
The show probably costs like $500 and they have like a million dollar budget. I skip them every time.
@SYCZ4 жыл бұрын
It’s Ari tho. It’s an inside joke.
@Tkieron3 жыл бұрын
Always skip 60 seconds on a This Is Not Happening video. Right Arrow on your keyboard.
@xombiekat136 жыл бұрын
That is textbook Borderline Personality Disorder. It must be awful having almost no control over your emotions but they can be so awful to people.
@rantingcullinarian5 жыл бұрын
Borderline? Nah bro.. full-on.
@omnidiscord5 жыл бұрын
@@rantingcullinarian lol, Borderline is the name of the personality disorder.
@rantingcullinarian5 жыл бұрын
*ding* "The More You Know"... Had no idea. Learn something new everyday. ,😂
@dominantkitty55 жыл бұрын
I'm borderline and i've never spoken to someone like this. Which means you owe me a major apology! :P
@fionarose70875 жыл бұрын
My one aunt was like that bad... Turned the whole family against herself eventually. Sad, but she was evil when she was having problems. It's sad now. She's come back into our lives with Alzheimer's. She's much more chill and loving now, but... The ending.. hell the beginning of her life was shit and now the end is slowly losing all of herself.
@marsjohnston71176 жыл бұрын
That's a t-shirt phrase right there. Front: "Be a man." Back: "Grow a c*nt."
@peadar-o5 жыл бұрын
Mars Johnston “Balls are soft. Vaginas can take a pounding!” Betty White 🙊🙊🙊
@kimberlysullivan81474 жыл бұрын
“She runs off into the night like the world’s shittiest mystical creature” “My terrible work here is done!😊” 🤣🤣
@peepeeland8 жыл бұрын
The irony is that his date's craziness- transmuted through his story- has given hundreds of thousands of people a little bit of happiness. This world works in mysterious ways.....
@Qrqyt8 жыл бұрын
peepeeepeeepeeepeeeeeeeeeeeace
@Qrqyt8 жыл бұрын
not stalking you, just watching a bunch of these stories and I recognized your avatar
@peepeeland8 жыл бұрын
Qrqyt As we surf the cosmic tides, it's not surprising that we sometimes ride the same waves.
@guabaj7 жыл бұрын
peepeeland
@guabaj7 жыл бұрын
peepeeland
@subordie60005 жыл бұрын
Damn, this girl gets around!! So many people here dated this chick!!
@icyuranus4045 жыл бұрын
yeah man this guy doesn't know what he was missing. she was trying to get him riled up she doesn't like the lovey dovey stuff she wants the abuse
@diegomendoza5854 жыл бұрын
I’m dating her rn
@brandondennis58894 жыл бұрын
....... FACTS
@drphot60503 жыл бұрын
You still alive bro? Lol
@osco43115 жыл бұрын
In his defense over the confusion with the dispatcher, "Are you still seeing her?" Is terribly imprecise grammar.
@tmzebe5303 жыл бұрын
Tom from myspace what's Gucci there's a pic I won't forget
@InnerDness3 жыл бұрын
The grammar is fine but the wording is iffy at best
@audreymuzingo9333 жыл бұрын
Okay this is admittedly racist but if the dispatcher was Indian or Pakistani, she might very likely word it that way.
@osco43113 жыл бұрын
@@audreymuzingo933 there's nothing racist about it. If anything, it's more sensitive understanding how other cultures communicate!
@notenoughsoup8 жыл бұрын
"alright im done thanks guys" my favorite way to end anything
@hmikrhelenh77205 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does he look like a teenager jaime lannister ?
@kristinajordan88314 жыл бұрын
H mikrh Elenh Nope, not just you!😂😂😂
@brandondennis58894 жыл бұрын
its just u... he doesn't look like nikolaj waldo
@niccolocanal38174 жыл бұрын
“No reason…” -Bill Burr
@nardinit4 жыл бұрын
"Talking about hitting women, sweetheart!!!!!"
@adamclark92534 жыл бұрын
I can name 8reasons right off the top of my head..... Bill burr
@MurmurMetal5 жыл бұрын
Listening to this story has triggered my dating PTSD.
@imyouyoureme15335 жыл бұрын
Yeah - .. after having the luck of finding two of these in a row, I have taken a good two years to figure out whether or not I am attracted to crazy? Or just a magnet for it. But now I'm so oblivious to apparently obvious signs of normal female attraction.
@jessepost79684 жыл бұрын
I think Will owes you a major apology
@bullballsallday4 жыл бұрын
It rekindled some horrific memories as well.
@brandondennis58894 жыл бұрын
SAME
@mrwoody14134 жыл бұрын
I'm You, You're me All girls are crazy you just have to find the amount of crazy you’re okay with relative to everything else about them.
@Emgurl125 жыл бұрын
yOu OwE mE a MaJoR aPoLoGYYYY
@GreenLanternCorps28144 жыл бұрын
I had a psychotic roommate, and while I never dated her or anything like that, this stand up routine is ridiculously perfect for explaining to people what she was like.
@Ice-tz8jd3 жыл бұрын
I’d be wayyy too scared to live anywhere near someone like that
@GreenLanternCorps28143 жыл бұрын
@@Ice-tz8jd Yep. 0/10 do not recommend. I obviously didn't go into it knowing what she'd be like, but maybe should have spent some time talking to her before moving in. I had moved back into my parents' house for about 2.5 months, so I was eager to get out. It all worked out though. She finally moved out and I've been living here for the last 6 years or so.
@krystalgroshans91293 жыл бұрын
I feel like we had the same roommate lol
@GreenLanternCorps28143 жыл бұрын
@@krystalgroshans9129 🤣
@jamescanjuggle2 жыл бұрын
sometimes i think theres actually only 1 crazy eldritch being in the world that just splits itself over and over again into crazy roommates.
@vndrevlves9 жыл бұрын
Died at "She runs off into the night like the world's shittest mythical creature"
@mepizzasmangled8 жыл бұрын
Spoiler and bullshit skip button: 1:14
@jonathanemery95576 жыл бұрын
Please put this on all the Comedy Central ones you watch this is amazing I hate the crappy intro stuff.
@rocketscott6 жыл бұрын
You should be an editor.
@thozby6 жыл бұрын
Got beans?
@imtiredaf13775 жыл бұрын
Why do people hate the intros? I fucking love them
@IsaacMorgan984 жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like she has borderline personality :/ the temper tantrums, mood swings, extreme emotions etc.
@D4RKBRU734 жыл бұрын
Yep, borderline/bipolar. Can confirm because i was dating one as well.
@leilaschafernak-perez88144 жыл бұрын
plus i’m pretty sure he was saying how she had three drinks previous to her first outburst :(
@jessica-fcm4 жыл бұрын
Maybe she is just a manipulative asshole.
@seangordon19053 жыл бұрын
She was definitely upset that he was not going to marry her.
@lulumoon69423 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@karanmulchandani36835 жыл бұрын
Probably his ex wife enjoyed more than anyone else here😂
@geovaniraffaelli45084 жыл бұрын
Seeing how successful he became I bet his ex-wife regrets leaving him. He comes across as a really cool dude too
@stackmanification8 жыл бұрын
This must have been my ex he was out on a date with.
@amklein62068 жыл бұрын
You are the very polite, abusive guy?
@runninginsept8 жыл бұрын
Time for a walloping, madame!
@Kinobambino6 жыл бұрын
@@runninginsept Ha!
@degeneratesquid58735 жыл бұрын
@@runninginsept would you prefer the knuckle sandwich or the combo wamb bamb?
@drawntosweet4 жыл бұрын
"You coward you didnt abort me" lmao meeeee
@michaelo.13209 жыл бұрын
Its a show about people telling stories.....why this unnecessary waste of money action intro...
@ScandalousUser9 жыл бұрын
why not?
@27STS9 жыл бұрын
Ari said the director is nuts. He wanted to do a different intro for each episode. It makes the show better. Now I want to see Ari in an action movie.
@jjtomsic9 жыл бұрын
ceebee27sts I am nuts.
@27STS9 жыл бұрын
Jeff Tomsic It looks great. I love this show.
@ValladaoMateus9 жыл бұрын
Because Ari's like "Fuck it, because I can"
@DannyDemonic6667 жыл бұрын
This is definitely a true story. It's part of the fun of dating. I once had a chick freak out after our third date and take a dump on my front steps to my house. Long story but I was so thankful that she showed her mental instability early and I didn't figure it out months later. I'm happily married now and my wife cracks up everything my wife hears the story.
@Ingrid9223 жыл бұрын
Yikes!!!
@melodylaila2 жыл бұрын
Was her name Amber?
@NN-re7cy2 жыл бұрын
@@melodylaila My thoughts exactly 😂😂🤣
@banannarama4 жыл бұрын
As hilarious as this is, she sounds like she had some serious mental illness, hope she got the help she clearly needed
@andreal54454 жыл бұрын
Maybe not and she was just drunk! This was after a few drinks remember. Anyway I didn't find this funny it was just sad.
@ihateyouall70264 жыл бұрын
Andrea L ...three beers though.
@caf1104 жыл бұрын
I always see these types of comments whenever there’s a story involving crazy people and now I’m wondering how many have mental disorders and how many are just crazy assholes because you know some of them are just assholes
@ihateyouall70264 жыл бұрын
Carlos Felix most assholes have serious mental health issues actually. But a lot of those assholes also don’t believe in mental illness.
@jasminehouston-burns16914 жыл бұрын
@@andreal5445 Definitely not drunk enough, but I also found it to be just sad.
@diosdehuecomundo5 жыл бұрын
If the genders were reversed the police would have been called _immediately_ and it should have been the same here.
@korsakoff765 жыл бұрын
@Aunty Agony If you do a little research, you will find out there's really nothing much to offer to help these type of people, even from the mental illness experts. Actually even therapists avoid BPD as much as they can.
@korsakoff765 жыл бұрын
@Aunty Agony I am sorry to hear that. But as BPD stands for, there is nothong much other can do for "personality." You should not feel guilty or consume yourself to help her. So my point was, early intervention, social support, whatever probably would not have changed or improved the girl in the story (and your friend). Some conditions, yes. Not this one. It's easy to cry for mental illness awareness but not easy to live with people with uncurable conditions. Especially in this case, it's personality....literally it's who they are.
@wickedrose5 жыл бұрын
How ignorant. You sound like you know nothing about BPD other than unreliable Google searches. As someone who studies mental health psychology, BPD only forms from abuse (with possible genetic factors) and people with BPD are far more likely to be stuck in abusive situations than abuse others. It sounds like you need not only a psychology course, but a basic human empathy course, as your concerns seem to lie towards the affect of a mentally ill person than an already abused person struggling with it.
@wickedrose5 жыл бұрын
Another testament to your ignorance - the brain always has a function to change behavior. DBT (dialectical behavior therapy) improves the lives and behavior of people with BPD. All people deserve help and support, and if you think “that’s just their personality” that says a lot of terrible things about YOUR personality - not that you can fix it, right?
@brianwalendy37355 жыл бұрын
It's 2019. They are reversed.
@BingleFlimp8 жыл бұрын
These are now my biggest excuse not to do any work.
@Darkmaiki4 жыл бұрын
Never ignore red flags when dating, my friends! There are always signs when a guy/girl is toxic...
@RobDucharme8 жыл бұрын
Regardless of the negative feedback this guy got, I guess you'd have to have dated one (or more) crazies to find this guy funny. I laughed out loud a couple times for sure.
@beyondawesomefilms7 жыл бұрын
Rob Ducharme I don't get how it was negative to me it seemed pretty good
@Anthonyikani6 жыл бұрын
So on point. You have to have had, or witnessed, an experience with a crazy chick to get this.
@Kinobambino6 жыл бұрын
I got that vibe
@Ingrid9223 жыл бұрын
@@Anthonyikani Or crazy men!!!
@HenrySomeone Жыл бұрын
Nowadays it doesn't take many to get one like that, like one in three is completely possible.
@DimIsHigh5 жыл бұрын
Mandatory "imagine if roles were reversed.." comment
@sarahbennett71905 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@bdp81024 жыл бұрын
don't have to imagine, happens all the time. you have to add the guy jerking off in a plant though.
@lynisalive4 жыл бұрын
If it where reversed hopefully the story would have ended at the bar as guys normally carry their wallets with them. When he got angry and said let's go back to your place there would have been a no thank you. And girl would slip out the back knowing there were no ties there.
@LuisMartinez-en8pf4 жыл бұрын
The woman would be applauded and have a #metoo hashtag to take all the way to the bank A lot of female professional victims here
@woohooo76344 жыл бұрын
the people in these replies are disgusting
@MrEyes-xh4bb5 жыл бұрын
he sounds like a mix of john mulaney and bo burnham
@picklepirate4 жыл бұрын
Ling Ling yesss I hear it
@Jmortonvids4 жыл бұрын
If John Mulaney and Bo Burnham didn't know how to write punchlines for shit...
@whylogicalthinking9 жыл бұрын
Omg he looks like he. Ould be the son of kathy griffin and Anderson copper. It's creepy lol
@bigstunna20495 жыл бұрын
Damn now I cant unsee it
@fraydizs73029 жыл бұрын
"time for a walloping madam." LOL
@themadneuroscientist4 жыл бұрын
This is such an interesting take on stand-up. Will Weldon is an amazing storyteller. He's not "comedic," but he's so captivating that I forgot I hadn't even laughed.
@tonyakarp2 жыл бұрын
weird. i CRIED laughing. MULTIPLE times. didnt understand why the crowd was so stiff.
@bearswithglasses4 жыл бұрын
I feel genuinely bad for this woman. It must be absolutely terrible to live with this level of distrust and ambivalent attachment. That said, there's no excuse for treating another person this way; she needs to get some help so she doesn't need to lash out. Also, it might be absolutely crazy to get the question, "Are you still seeing her" in the context of seeing the person again, but this is exactly what my college room mate was asked by police when she was date-raped. It is crazy, but it happens all the time.
@marilynl3352 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she needs psychological intervention. Possible personality disorder.
@kody65185 жыл бұрын
When the Lannisters try out comedy for a change 🤷🏻♂️
@mercurybell17724 жыл бұрын
Dude shoulda called the cops waaaaaayyyyyyy before the scene on the front lawn. But glad he's ok, psycho is dangerous..... even at 110 lbs and HeALthYyYYYYyyy
@lalagrimm-stone31772 жыл бұрын
Hahaha nailed it with the typing of "healthy"
@TheRealPonderingPuffin8 жыл бұрын
Either this is all too common, or we dated the same chick lmao.
@justinrichards57465 жыл бұрын
Tyler Saur Hello my Eskimo Brotha ✊
@mgonza13505 жыл бұрын
It's all too common, unfortunately...
@garrett453886 жыл бұрын
A reverse hype man ... lol😂
@j1013035 жыл бұрын
Maannnn I’ve dated a girl like this and it’s crazy to see how many of us has went through this 😂
@goondocksaints95974 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that her ex-fiance wasn't the monster she tried to make him out to be...
@ecsisof35 жыл бұрын
Dude, she must have had some major trauma. Nobody acts like that without a healthy dose.
@CalebratedTV5 жыл бұрын
*T I M E F O R A W H A L L O P P I N G, M A D A M*
@bexcherrybizzle26813 жыл бұрын
He said it just as I saw this comment lol
@makeshifthuman80085 жыл бұрын
1:13 to skip intro
@jacoboleary90766 жыл бұрын
if this story is even 50% true that lady needs professional help
@joeaardvark92143 жыл бұрын
Well I didn't laugh a single time during that entire thing. Kept expecting it to get funny and it didn't. But I can relate because I had a girl I went on two dates with flip out on me via text and voicemail because I was planning on leaving the state and she yelled about how it's selfish of me to pursue a career. So that was neat.
@metalandhorror9 жыл бұрын
Not getting married is the opposite of sad.
@digfire19 жыл бұрын
i think it depends on life
@GBart9 жыл бұрын
Not if you want to but can't find a willing partner.
@longdong16229 жыл бұрын
TJ-OfTheMushroomPeople Only idiots get married. Especially now that the divorce rate is over 50%.
@Zirc0nium699 жыл бұрын
TJ-OfTheMushroomPeople people who judge someone elses life as sad in my experience mostly dont have very exciting lives themselves (mostly because they sit at home and think about what other people do wrong in their life instead of living their own)
@ebutym112258 жыл бұрын
+Hermann TheGerman I think it depends on the wife.
@alexwilliams85375 жыл бұрын
"she had the most polite, abusive ex fiancee" XXDDDD
@boldbearings4 жыл бұрын
"Time for a walloping, madame." lmao Needs a t-shirt.
@fairday25707 жыл бұрын
i think we dated the same girl
@HaploidCell9 жыл бұрын
Ha, at around 2:40 he describes it perfectly: 3 beers in her face starts to kinda change. I have met people like that. In fact, my mother is one of those people where they can take a certain amount of alcohol, but then it's like you flip a switch. A kind of bi-polar drunkeness: Either you're not - or you totally, 100% are. And from there on out you can only hope that that person is a happy drunk or you gonna have a bad time m'kay?
@JayBeezy318 жыл бұрын
+HaploidCell bro exactly !! or what about the drunk that changes into ""why you doin that ?"" doin what ?? always gotta start shit
@yvonneisyvonne8 жыл бұрын
As someone with bipolar disorder, I avoid drinking for this reason. Drinking amplifies moods, and our moods can switch from 'okay' to 'not okay' in an instant. I actually was thinking this girl might have bipolar or borderline. That said, I still found it hilarious. XD
@seanmadison63603 жыл бұрын
PTSD. I dated a girl like this. She was diagnosed with PTSD from some horrible things she experienced and then every once in a while, when she drank, her brain changed gears.
@HarryVerolme9 жыл бұрын
As much as I agree with some folks in the comments that there should be just Deathsquad guys on here, I really enjoyed this. Love his impressions of the girl. That abortion part had me rolling.
@buckshot_honeymoon9 жыл бұрын
Excellent rendition of a date with a woman who has Borderline Personality Disorder.
@hms231935 жыл бұрын
Or guy. I dated one for over a year and it was a messsss
@kedabro19575 жыл бұрын
@@hms23193 ... Holy shit ... BPD with muscles? That's got to be terrifying.
@sittingturtleduck5 жыл бұрын
please fucking stop.
@drinkinouttacups2665 Жыл бұрын
@@sittingturtleduck Too close to home huh
@notreally32865 жыл бұрын
It's sad to see people are mindlessly liking anything put in front of them. Like, this wasn't funny. This guy is not a good comedian.
@MusicLover-ti6zo8 жыл бұрын
Borderline Personality Disorder? I think so..
@TheKyleMark8 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Kee Absolutely 100% no question whatsoever.
@juggsauce8 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Kee ex wife had it. hell on earth
@TheKyleMark8 жыл бұрын
Justin Ross Dated a girl with it for three years. Literally was ready to kill myself by the end of it. It was almost a decade ago and I wake up in cold sweats to this day having had the nightmare that we got back together.
@sdry7 жыл бұрын
nah. Just typical female.
@ethanupperco52867 жыл бұрын
Dated one also sounds accurate
@melissasaint32835 жыл бұрын
14:42 that right there is why often (but by no means always!) Crazy girl date stories can become a ridiculous anecdote, but crazy guy date stories become scary stories to tell in the dark. When the insane person is much larger and stronger than you, its a totally different tone
@adelinka1154 жыл бұрын
I feel like she was the abusive one in her previous relationship
@tabithaolicshevisbassani62494 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how a relationship could get to this point after a couple of decades... can you imagine after a 2nd date?! So depressing!
@reaper2152 жыл бұрын
Granted, he is a comedian so I am sure he took SOME artistic license, but the FIRST girl I dated (4 years after) my wife passed made this girl seem like Terri Schiavo. She was a single mom, and after our third date, she called me 97 times between 02:00 and 03:45, to complain about me "peeking under her door," she KNEW that I was out of the country, as we had talked about it less than 24 hours prior.
@ElTurbinado4 жыл бұрын
lol; my worst second date ever i only saw the girl for 5 minutes before she went into the bathroom at the bar and stayed there in a k-hole for like 2 hours while me and her two friends (double date) hung out in the bar. then her friends left. then i waited like another 30 minutes. then she came out and spent another hour crying in my car. then she took a bus home. never saw her again (or tried to). 🤷♂️
@artistevivien4 жыл бұрын
Is this supposed to be stand up or just an extremely drawn out account of a traumatizing date?
@Tonyhouse11684 жыл бұрын
Yes. {;
@krisbatz48032 жыл бұрын
Art of comedy
@TheSunshineGroup7 жыл бұрын
I really love this show. I've been introduced to so many incredibly talented stand up artists that I have never heard of. This type of show is exactly what Comedy Central needs, and is a great substitute for CCP
@nikolatesla73564 жыл бұрын
3.3K people obviously did something worse than this.
@spacelyyspace80748 жыл бұрын
"Worlds shittiest mystical creature."
@MLGCanthangwithus9 жыл бұрын
Oooh 17 minutes *grabs popcorn*
@dripfield4 жыл бұрын
His voice is like a mix of Peter Griffin and Bill Burr
@2ndmoon6 жыл бұрын
I love how he turns an experience like this to such an amazing and incredibly entertaining story!!
@ryankasik79115 жыл бұрын
Exactly loll comedians are all like that tho
@taylorjsinclair9 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf did Michael Bay direct the intro?
@welp39745 жыл бұрын
15:16 "My work here is done!" "But you didn't do anything..." * runs away *
@warlock38979 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Borderline Personality to me, but who knows. I've met way too many women like this.
@missshannonsunshine6 жыл бұрын
Warlock why? I don’t understand why so many people say that. Even I think She’s batshit
@laurietucker78015 жыл бұрын
borderline is not uncommon among people who have been horribly abused over many years in various ways... shes clearly got issues but I also feel bad for what she must have been through
@omnidiscord5 жыл бұрын
@mattroski007 congratulations on concocting the dumbest comment I think I have ever read...
@yushublack9 жыл бұрын
idk what you people are talking about ...this dude was hilarious
@junedarius254 Жыл бұрын
My ex wife would literally shape shift into a demon. When the comic said "after 3 beers I noticed her face change" that sent shivers down my spine
@Awkwardtunity5 жыл бұрын
I knew that I was going to marry my boyfriend (now husband, hurray!) when I broke down sobbing about having to go to work that day at a fast food restaurant, having worked there for several months and it was starting to wear me down. I was so distraught with my work life that I couldn't even function, and he helped me get through it. He patiently got me up out of bed, lead me to the bathroom, took off my clothes and helped me into the shower. He never made fun of me, never told me I was over reacting, just took care of me like I was a helpless child. And when I got home from work that day, he told me he was proud of me and that he was proud to be with me. Girls are crazy, and the men that can handle them are even crazier XD
@athousandfeethigh Жыл бұрын
That's beautiful. I hope you are in a better place now and glad you have each other.
@texasbornhoustonraised55375 жыл бұрын
Why everyone keep writing Mexicans got on boots on every single episode🤦🏽♂️
@gerghghherb8805 жыл бұрын
Cuz Mexicans got on boots
@jasoneves1405 жыл бұрын
Mitch this ain’t gonna end well for you.
@texasbornhoustonraised55375 жыл бұрын
Grace Munich yea i know, but I’m saying. Like it’s getting old
@Punkpsychobilly4 жыл бұрын
She’s on the same level crazy as my ex fiancé lol. I don’t feel so bad now.
@forrestthroughdatrees4 жыл бұрын
We’re there any red flags before you got engaged?
@oldrrocr4 жыл бұрын
@@forrestthroughdatrees that stuff she said about her ex was the biggest red flag. irrational and overly emotional negative response on fairly routine issues (not wanting to get married), angry responses, crying, whining, threatening. If you have such a person in your life - run, don't even say goodbye. There will be someone better.
@forrestthroughdatrees4 жыл бұрын
RR let’s just hope we identify those traits early on.
@MFhljR6 жыл бұрын
This audience sucks. Wills delivery is hilarious and this is probably the best TINH out there. Also his new album is awesome.
@gyroxaver68975 жыл бұрын
No. He isn't funny.
@jobla71245 жыл бұрын
He a good story teller, but it really wasn't funny
@Ingrid9223 жыл бұрын
Super funny!
@mikepark25534 жыл бұрын
Sounds like this guy had his second date with Meegan from Key and Peele