Some of Florida's Dumbest Laws

[@ErosWaterBottle]

Just sell the oranges in the streets!

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lad is lad life Street smarts

[@berrych3wy]

BIG BRAIN

[@wa-gamerleroyjenkins8261]

@@TheTalentlessWriterI sell pee & poo

[@JosueDeerFox]

I'm not sure if you're a fucking genius or on lsd.

[@Velursal]

1. I killed all of my kids, so i can’t sell them. 2. I always pay the meters. 3. I don’t like oranges. 4. I don’t shower.

[@JosueDeerFox]

I shower in the tears of my dead kids' spirits.

[@suri_exe]

Ok now this is personal. Dont you ever disrespect the holy oranges.

[@pyboi]

some random guy in the comment section say eat your cereal

[@jackalhasafootfetish1573]

As a 13 year old born and still living in florida, these rules are necessary. It's like a real life GTA V game here.

[@calamitouscalliope]

It’s true honestly it’s crazy here but fr showering naked everyone does that is the damn FBI gonna burst thru ur door if you shower naked lmao

[@lotus3272]

I also live in Florida It’s generally chill around here but some bombass shit happens sometimes

[@yuzawoob3143]

@@lotus3272 yeah same

[@jeffreydcosta7432]

@@wolflinkk #BOSGACOCK

[@epicgamer-ny4fj]

So taking a bath naked?

[@nicholasromero1017]

Fine I'll just park my elephant in a parking garage.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lol smart

[@shorelockhomes943]

Parking fees still apply.

[@nicholasromero1017]

@@shorelockhomes943 shit

[@UnbearableYT]

You may think this is stupid laws, but if you ever visited Florida then you know they are needed...

[@Daniel-xw2jo]

Fax

[@ddynamite]

Unbearable even showering naked? How tf else am I gonna get clean?

[@raymondwest3256]

You think visiting floridas bad ,I HAVE TO LIVE HERE

[@Karmy.]

It's obvious that the dude who made this video has never heard of Florida Man

[@TheStarswearee]

Yes

[@esteban_osman]

1. The black market is a thing 2. I have 15 Elephants in my living room (Backyard not included) 3. Nah this one's stupid, I don't even eat oranges

[@generalgentoo6048]

Okay. But what about 4?

[@generalgentoo6048]

Okay, but what about 4?

[@izzysavage4634]

3. Someone could put drugs in the oranges, it's florida so this is probably the reason this law exists

[@jknMEMES]

I got a lama in my living room

[@JosueDeerFox]

I once knew someone who owned a Kangaroo in florida. Sadly it passed away.

[@nadav4185]

Imagine selling oranges and your children on the sidewalk while riding an elephent

[@iamdoktah]

Whilst its raining and your naked

[@iamdoktah]

@Big Prick true true that's a plausible option

[@iamdoktah]

@Big Prick indeed.

[@iamdoktah]

@Big Prick not to often you see threads like this, I concur with that statement for certain.

[@iamdoktah]

@Big Prick im not really positive, there is just to much negative.

[@Gerothebum]

welp i already broke a law in florida Edit: i never even knew i had commented this

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Kualetee You can’t be selling kids!

[@bruhman9927]

Well how much is one?

[@walterbell7193]

Dude I just drank a bottle of bleach huw mush yee gut¿

[@EndermanPierce]

Kualetee Can I buy a baby please

[@inspector5122]

@@bruhman9927 fifty cents a pop

[@akisa7865]

Florida: *has rules* Florida man: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

[@IvailoStoychev]

One way or another, there was a Florida man who did these acts so that the government would actually need to make these laws

[@bradonsky]

Ivailo Stoychev | So a Florida man did something to make it illegal to shower naked?? How else would you shower?!?

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Are you telling me, there was someone showering naked in florida? WTF man, thats discusting!

[@aniggawhodontcare6545]

Its illegal to molest alligators in Florida

[@demetrius8184]

Oh damnit it's illegal now!

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Who's molesting the gattors in the first place

[@sirdogsgaming9379]

TheCatastropheCreator Fandomville hehehehehh...

[@jackalhasafootfetish1573]

*fuck*

[@kyletanking]

TheCatastropheCreator Fandomville do you really want to know

[@admiraljetro8783]

Sun Tzu Art of War "To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy" Florida translation "To defeat the Flordiaman, you must become the Flordiaman"

[@imabrahamdc2464]

"Florida man"

[@admiraljetro8783]

@@imabrahamdc2464 Please dont correct

[@thefrozenflames1658]

“SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND ID SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!”

[@admiraljetro8783]

@@thefrozenflames1658 Pff... he invented fighting? Dude. Fighting has been around long before Sun Tzu. Sun Tzu just made wrote the rules of War. Not war itself

[@thefrozenflames1658]

It’s a quote, from meet the soldier.

[@marama619]

Lmao I live in Florida, and I illegally sell all my children

[@walterbell7193]

Marama Heck just as long as you’re not doing the transactions on a sidewalk!

[@derryj6715]

FBI OPEN UP

[@yahairadejesus7589]

I live in Florida to. I don't like it so much

[@JackDaDripper]

TELL ME WHY IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOWER IN FLORIDA

[@onyx6645]

@@derryj6715 that meme gets more and more unfunny everytime someone says it

[@JJ-tr8uy]

"Don't make me get the stick again Terrance" lol, my mom

[@mehlordwow459]

Literally anyone in Florida: *goes to take a shower* The FBI: so anyways I started blasting

[@ethanburns8344]

I visited Florida a couple years ago, and I swear I saw dead swordfish by a trashcan on the beach. Also, my brother got stung by a jellyfish, and some stranger let us pour their coke on his leg. I forever appreciate his heroism. Also, love your animations, and I watch them whenever I'm feeling down. Keep doing you.

[@ethanburns8344]

Thanks for the heart man! If you ever wanna talk, hit me up @EthanBurns on facebook.

[@tachapaksupun1936]

M

[@cate01a]

@@tachapaksupun1936 M

[@maskedphantom8632]

I would love to ride an elephant

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Masked Phantom Just make sure you pay the parking meter if you do

[@welcometothevirus2111]

Youd love my mom

[@_nahnahnah9207]

Your bed will not enjoy that

[@TobuscusGameing]

Masked Phantom In what way

[@rocoss1]

I would love an elephant to ride you

[@lydiahogue8075]

"Um officer these aren't oranges these are tangerines so not illegal"

[@RealClutchMcGee]

I go down to Florida every spring for 2 weeks to see my cousins and ive gone every year since i was born except once and just from that experience i can say these laws are needed

[@r3d_d3d64]

AYE I LIVE IN FLORIDA

[@bryson3.084]

RedArmy me to

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Same

[@riverdayton3292]

I live in north florida

[@toasterbath6997]

RedArmy south florida!

[@fairyicedtea363]

As a Floridian. *seems about right*

[@floridamancode_e2673]

The sad part is that lots of people sell their children or other children. Human trafficking is a big problem not just in Florida

[@koopazoombaz8652]

Wife: Oh man we’re gonna miss the funeral. Husband: Why? Wife: An Elephant took our spot.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lol

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

As a certified FloridaMan™️, we need these laws to keep chaos from spreading out of the containment zone known as Site F, or Florida.

[@superbnotsuperB]

SCP-9038: Florida Man

[@redlieutenant]

florida man: are you challengeing me?

[@GucciGecko]

florida man: are you challenging me?

[@kingbeast4476]

Me:I’m going to take a shower *takes off shirt* Swat team:*breaks in through roof* Swat team: PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON MOTHERFUCKERRR Me:*piss streaming down my legs* Swat team after I put on my shirt:good day sir

[@nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978]

florida's dumbest laws: - all of them

[@kaitygrace5326]

This is very innacurate. In Florida everyone likes oranges, its illegal to not like oranges

[@Pizzamanrule]

You deserve more views on this channel

[@davidjr3658]

Lawmaker: Ok, we need laws. #1? Person #1: Let’s make murder illegal! Lawmaker: Amazing, let’s add that! #2? Person #2: Let’s make stealing illegal! Lawmaker: Outstanding, let’s also add that! Okay, we need few more laws! This one guy: You know what.. you don’t like oranges right bro? Lawmaker: Well, I mean I like them but I am not fan of eating them all day- The guy: Then make it illegal to sell it. Lawmaker: Okay then.. It’s now officially illegal to sell oranges anywh- The guy: No!! What the hell, not anywhere! Only on sidewalks it’s illegal!

[@arbediem]

Imagine being new to Florida and being completely oblivious to the shower law. You get undressed, get in the shower, turn on the water and *BOOM*, a swat team busts through the window and puts you in handcuffs

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lol

[@RobynWasThere]

You know Florida man is going to chug a entire a keg and brake every law in this video

[@r3d_d3d64]

In Florida we dont ride elephants we ride alligators

[@sgt.purp1e]

It's illegal to walk backwards while eating a cheeseburger down a slope in Oklahoma City

[@afox9561]

In Florida, its illegal to go skydiving on sunday when you are a single woman (this is an actual law)

[@pja5194]

2:20 it's actually helpful here in the Philippines (specially in Divisoria and other big wet markets) to prevent blocking the sidewalk

[@boring_yt8324]

Nah, you need to explain that last one my guy, that was the craziest law I've ever heard lol

[@aguy8736]

I love how the lawmaker in the blue shirts name changes from Jim to Dave.

[@tomoletgaming2735]

So if showering naked is illegal then do I shower in my swimsuit if they make showering naked illegal then they might as well just make showering illegal

[@penquenoguapo]

Finally, a comment about the shower.

[@Bradified970]

Why isn’t this channel more popular? This shit is gold.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Thank you!

[@thatsnotokaydude3131]

Yes just....just yes man.

[@williamjohnson8666]

Here are my two favorite as a resident of 20 years here, 1. It's illegal to molest a trash can and 2. It's illegal to hunt an ostritch on land with a torpedo

[@bagel_sock]

As a Floridian I can confirm everyone has to shower with pants on.

[@DatDrawingKid011]

Which I never do

[@MsKimba18]

The second one is because people in the circus used to tile elephants to parking meters when they didn’t need them, so they got out of a parking ticket and said “It’s a elephant you can’t charge my for it” so the law was made

[@Zydn5]

Florida is like a big GTA online server

[@matthewhoerner8093]

I'm in Georgia but I'm visiting so when I go back to Florida I am going to sell somebody a Orange for a penny on the sidewalk

[@TryanaTheGoober]

About the first rule: It's Florida. I imagine someone has tried to, trust me.

[@bustabusta7676]

People act like these laws aren't needed but as a florida resident all of these make at least a little bit of sense. Like none of these will ne enforced, because no florida laws are but still these make sense

[@Eddy-ld7uh]

Its called human trafficking. Its illegal

[@Ice-mb8qf]

Do Texas next

[@nickdegugs7190]

I eat lemons. Cops take me away!

[@JameBond007.]

darn they found out our elephant scheme! back to the drawing board...

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

I’m pretty sure the elephant law exist because Florida use to be a popular circus spot. Only boomers drive elephants anyways nowadays we ride alligators

[@trentacion7603]

Great video as usual duhh

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Morty Smith Thanks man!

[@superconsole7619]

Florida: Dont shower naked Me: say what? Also me: fine *steps in the shower fully clothed*

[@GogoZ]

Underrated (like i said last video)

[@hartts9392]

As a Floridian I can confirm there's a lot of elephants down here

[@ShinPepsiman]

The orange part absolutely ended me

[@Neighbor-assistantYN]

Shower naked is Illegal? Damn I broke that multiple times during my Disney trip. Hotel rooms after all day in the heat and after the beach I had to wash off.

[@lakegothotd2259]

0:23 why can that eye work as the girls right eye and the boys left

[@arciren9914]

Without Florida man you can’t have Florida police

[@aden1816]

I love selling mt kids

[@magz5140]

How does this guy not have at least 2 million subs?? He’s the funniest animator I watch! Keep up the great work 👍👍👍

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Thank you!

[@magz5140]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@magz5140]

TheTalentlessWriter Will you ever do a face reveal?

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Yeah eventually, I guess once I feel comfortable enough I’ll do it lol

[@dizzybub]

Were just thinking ahead...for ya know...future problems?

[@thecookiecult175]

The only thing I can say about the elephant law is... *Circus’ get pretty crazy man* 🤣

[@linkven9196]

1:36 I guess Florida’s in Europe.

[@TheVCRKing]

*Africa or Asia*

[@prizzyk]

The fact that Florida is known as the orange state, and the regulation license plates have oranges on them, yet you can’t sell oranges on the sidewalk is frightening

[@kuqio]

“your all going to jail for selling kids!” orphanages:

[@djstatyk1540]

Have you ever considered stand up comedy? It's right up your alley.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

I've considered it but I've got to get a lot better at writing before I step on a stage

[@djstatyk1540]

@@TheTalentlessWriter Dude, you're on your way. Your sarcastic delivery is relatable. You delve into an original topic of your own and you know what? You're good at it. Keep it up, dude.

[@aden1816]

How do you shower then

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Radioactive llamas With a jacket on

[@FurlowT]

I don't think the selling kids is just a Florida thing, that's also a FEDERAL law. If I remember right, it dates back to days of slavery. Some families were selling their children to slave owners on regular as means to get easy and just get rid of kids they didn't want. Yes, there are some REALLY sick people out there, but it was common practice in those ages.

[@B0HEM1AN]

The elephants are taking parking spots here, for real -Kerala, India

[@zentree9932]

Omg im from Kerala tooooooo

[@user-qo2yj5pj5f]

Wait I live in Florida CRAP I CANT SHOWER NAKED NOW!

[@anthonylong9067]

I would say im glad i live in California but we’re slowly turning into florida

[@TryanaTheGoober]

California man, Florida Man, and Polish Man should all have a huge crossover episode

[@randomguy3814]

Florida: It is illegal to shower naked Me: wait does that mean I have to go to Georgia just to take a shower

[@infinity__.]

no wonder why "florida man" exist he broke all these laws

[@IAmDuckBeans]

with the selling Kids one that was probably from back 1930s during the Great Depression when kids they would sell their kids to work out in factories or just so hopefully they could live with a family could actually support them

[@Snerbington]

0:30 they share the same eye omfg

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lmao

[@zahrah8512]

*1:11**-I kinda want a Kids Mobile now*

[@thatcactus.]

*FLORIDA MAN JOINED THE CHAT*

[@eun-aekim8594]

Local florida man was arrested for illegally taking a shower with out clothes.

[@theredbullet5183]

I’m from flordia this is true I wear stuff when I take a shower

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

good job. there's too many people out here showering illegally. It's nice to see a fellow citizen of the law.

[@fastcsx1412]

TheTalentlessWriter why you don’t like to let it shine when you take a shower?

[@joeyzzboi6762]

JUST Imagine your showering and a freakin S.W.A.T team busts your front door open

[@ramennoodlesplz9220]

Lets help Him hit 1,000 subs he needs it (i mean talentless)

[@duanne_skylarguilliod8570]

"Don’t Shower Naked" Me: *bish wtf Florida*

[@itzsloosh280]

Florida man: “oh you’re approaching me?”

[@theonlyjl17]

The way the people look in this animation had me dead 😂😂😂

[@masky0115]

Sister: get in the shower

[@masky0115]

Brother: ok let me take off my clothes Sister:stop that's illegal Brother:😑🤨

[@Chrisdemex]

As a 13 year old living in Florida I’ve always taken showers with pants on

[@maskedphantom8632]

First

[@iNandolorian]

1:07 alternate ending: your never catch me WHEN I BOOST INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[@fritzdecat]

I enjoy how you decided to use one eye for the couple in the first one.

[@casualredguard2881]

I'm surprised that they even have laws.

[@bira5775]

Florida: selling oranges on the sidewalk is Illegal Me remembering that I brought oranges off of some guy in the streets: *fuck*

[@knuttsackjones3094]

Much like a hot coffee warning on a coffee cup from a store one has to wonder what happened to warrant the elephant law in the first place. I mean what the hell went down?

[@PuppyCow0716]

in texas its illeagle to sell your eyeballs and in arizona its illeagel to refuse a glass of water (i think its a 2 year punishment)

[@shenaenae9528]

Dude.....one of these days your channel's gonna blow up!

[@bp_cherryblossomtree723]

Number 1 weirdest law is having a law in the first place

[@austinhall5951]

When you sell kids with oranges on the side walk : STOP CRIMINAL SCUM ,YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

[@hotrodmercury3941]

The elephant law came into effect because of a few incidents involving circuses. As circuses spend their winter months in some Florida towns. I'm sure I would love to hear the wild stories. - a Floridian.

[@meetingbee]

In a certain county in my state it's illegal to Chuck a couch at you're neighbor

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Sounds painful

[@crashcourseinbruhsurgery]

What's the legal definition of a couch anyway?

[@ivjam727]

Welp, I had to quit my dream of being an orange seller, I am now a lemon seller

[@Hop3stR]

I live in Florida now and... man Florida really is crazy