(Some of) The Best of Rory Scovel

Rory Scovel requests an unending round of applause, wonders why Batman has to be such a dick and talks about scheduling masturbation. (Contains strong language.)
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[@thebigcheese5114]

He’s an absolute genius because he never lets on who he really is, what he stands for, or if he’s being serious or not 😂

[@AMathis860]

He’s the best 😂

[@tyleroneil6225]

easily one of the best comedians today

[@gethaunted]

I vouch for this guy who is definitely a different person

[@irishronin6156]

So which of you is the Cards star left fielder the Canadian Crusher?

[@sullyman2093]

Tomorrow? Who knows..

[@moshemoshe763]

Not funny

[@tyler1234321]

His crowd work is on another level.

[@twerktospec]

Yeah L3 (Lower 3)

[@Ninjagnome66]

"I'll try to do one joke, uhhhhhh, 9/11" 0 to 100 in the same sentence

[@Fubud]

0 to 911

[@conk_kos]

That meltdown clip is seriously one of the my favorite bits ever

[@SoDope209]

"Turns out, i love you." 😆 got me dyin'

[@johnnybgoode6551]

Rory needs more recognition. I’ve been a fan of standup since I was 7 years old, it speaks to me spiritually idfk, and he’s got a talent that grabs attention like a sticky slap hand. Crowd work, timing, delivery, and lack of direction in his jokes, almost making them anti jokes. Give him all the money, all the cars, all the houses.

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

Never heard this guy before but I'm happy I found him

[@THECaptainPlanetHD]

I'm very happy for you

[@lindsayshaffer4922]

he's hilarious. he just started a podcast too. called Dads... i think

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

@@lindsayshaffer4922 thank you Lindsay

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

@@lindsayshaffer4922 btw...he was just on conan's channel lol

[@irishronin6156]

Check out his Netflix special. Sooooo great, no spoilers just go watch it!

[@Hard2heart2heart]

most underrated comic out there.

[@yu_uhglee]

Christian comedy at it's finest 👌

[@zaneedmondson1814]

Juicy Smooye` he’s not a Christian :/ that’s his southern character

[@yu_uhglee]

@@zaneedmondson1814 really?? I could've sworn he was a regular on the christian comedy circuit

[@trixylizard6970]

Me too, he is about as funny as one.

[@indoorgreg7364]

im not even a christian and I thought it was funny

[@evanator45yk8]

That first part was brilliant

[@kevinholbrook8]

This dude is next level, pushing forward the art form.

[@r0seg0lden._15]

I wish they would have added in the grandma bits. But I'm fuckin rolling lmaooooo

[@michaelneri2153]

Just saw him in philly he was hilarious

[@AB-ee5tb]

Lucky

[@Leo-rw1gz]

jesus sketch got me.

[@AhhZee]

That Batman joke literally had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@papadoc3344]

I randomly started watching this in company and now I have to exit 59 seconds in otherwise I might start LoL like an idiot and everyone might start to look at me strange. Funny stuff...

[@Trapper50cal]

That Jesus joke is solid.

[@IcedTeaMain1]

Random fact: There’s a village in Nebraska with a population of 1. She acts as mayor and also pays taxes to herself.

[@whyareyousoangry7322]

We need more of this!

[@heressomestuffifound]

Funniest comic working now imo. Fucking brilliant.

[@slippingjimmys]

3:08 Possibly the cutest human alive.

[@avedic]

lol.....someone has a cruuuuush. Yeah, she's cute. I get it. Maybe not to that extent....but I get it.

[@coreysstories1789]

Goonies never say die

[@seriouslyidkmyname67]

3:07 “were going to go into some Batman stuff hope that works ” ... y did that kinda sound like Kurt Cobain

[@brentshipman5909]

Can I please just watch some stand up without 14 ads?! Please! For the love of God!

[@anelevilakazi8467]

pay up

[@FixItScotty]

Let's bow those heads.

[@shaneterral5758]

I would pay any amount of money and follow wherever to see and continue to see a show stand-up tour of Billy Wayne Davis, Nate Bargatze, Rory Scovel, Rocky Dale Davis, and Theo Von!!! They can call it, "The South Will Travel Again." LoL

[@GrandDaddyCough]

Hi Rory

[@xXMaGGoXx]

All time great

[@christianreid1805]

This dreams mine.. and I’m taking it back

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

Could start his own cult

[@josephnotoempire2949]

Skills

[@skeetervalentine1885]

"I want to be better at this for you"

[@IcedTeaMain1]

Fun fact: Lightning strikes the earth 100 times each second.

[@Jacob42086]

Fun fact: no one gives a shit 😂

[@rocknrollrealestate2254]

I caught that "goonies" reference in the first 30 or so seconds of the vid

[@letzroar]

Harvard 🤣🤣

[@alexandersage967]

Why doesn't he use a Batman voice

[@jrakoe8472]

He looks like he could be George Carlin's son

[@alexcoyg3281]

Oh wow Kumil before he started fighting for our freedom

[@kozmikoblivion]

hahaha i do that.

[@hkbabel]

Fellow commenters - agree not best, BY FAR not the worst, I personally enjoyed very much, we can disagree sans anger. I am going to keep a ' fan of stand up' eye on him :-) Peace to all non a*holes

[@PaarProductions]

King

[@frostychickenprods]

Colbert did the applause thing first in 07 to fill time during the writer strike.

[@JesseCuoi]

Rory is the greatest, kind of a biotch though

[@harmonicartist]

Wow! Pre HGH Kumail Nanjiani

[@Amala-dk5uv]

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[@henrypurcell8404]

Last

[@pilotlounge1970]

No one, and I mean no one is so funny that they warrant a commercial every 2 minutes. Stopped watching.

[@MisterAlerion]

what happened to comedy

[@EhCloserLook]

People became too stupid to understand it.

[@jaysrun]

2nd

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Were you long in the hospital? A: No, I was the same size I am now!

[@greencheese]

Pog

[@suplexsmash4259]

Lmao not phunny

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Why was the belt arrested? \\\\\\\\ A: Because it held up some pants!

[@susanjohnson6469]

Not funny

[@lukask9628]

buuhhhh

[@AB-vi3rt]

Start the jokes please

[@Cb138inRs]

Uhhh. I dont think hes very funny... sorry

[@evanamparo7995]

Gay

[@Emeritus_]

Why does this guy look like a budget Joe Rogan

[@PrimateEnrichment]

Because you have zero idea what you are talking about

[@Emeritus_]

Concrete Bleach it was a joke. I don’t think you have an idea what you’re talking about

[@MattyB_adventues]

I was waiting for it to be funny....but like ben shipiros wife it never came!

[@chillhartman]

if those are the punchlines you enjoy please go enjoy some jeff dunham. thank you.

[@K-Uno.]

This shit isn’t funny tbh 😂

[@K-Uno.]

Like seriously, I’m sorry this sucks

[@onee7770]

Terrible.

[@br6768]

The very best Rory has to offer.. we are so sorry.. heres your money back even tho it was free .. just take 2 dollars.

[@trixylizard6970]

This guy simply isn't funny. I've watched over an hour of his material and haven't even smiled once.