Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula - Full Special

Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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[@BrianStone0]

This is the internet not 1990 television. We don't need nanny censors bleeping out the naughty words. Takes away from the performance

[@ghostwalk2446]

Lmao seriously, that's what they bleeped out, did they hear anything else he said!?

[@michaelsedor6807]

You do if you want to stay monetized! lol

[@Dekar173]

You dont know how KZbin works?

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

You do know this was recorded and aired on television right? Those bleeps are there so it could be aired on tv. Didn’t you wonder why it kept fading to black? Commercials

[@sertank735]

This isn’t “the internet”, it’s KZbin. And the censorship is worse now than ever before.

[@JAY-gl5xd]

I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.

[@kriskquinn.68]

Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set

[@stokedmtb333]

😂😂😂

[@bigrudd9346]

Outstanding!

[@chrisjohnston3405]

If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!

[@usx06240]

That is really good. You have a future in comedy.

[@CarvalhoMatheus7]

His delivery is just absolutely incredible. That line about the priest at a bar might be the greatest joke I've ever heard 🤣🤣

[@jrt0070071]

I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL

[@FirstNameLastName-kt3zn]

My ears are sensitive so I'm glad Comedy Central took the time to protect me with beeps

[@SuperiorDave]

I know, right? I mean, can you imagine how much damage would have been caused by having to hear those bad words unexpectedly. Would have hurt my feelings so bad I would have needed medical attention. Thanks, KZbin!

[@HeyY.T.StopDeletingMyComments]

well, I'm not afraid of youtube censors they're all a bunch of docksmiking foggats!

[@chrislom5288]

I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires

[@kriskquinn.68]

Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.

[@Girrrrrrrr]

The Christopher Walken of comedy...one of the best! 😂😂😂

[@augusts1]

Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.

[@flipthebuzzard]

I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!

[@lunarJedi]

A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.

[@filmsexposition]

thanks

[@footube666]

Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.

[@robertperry4439]

My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.

[@jaycortez527]

Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

"Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?

[@Hyptosis]

@@einundsiebenziger5488

[@HaischkaEST]

This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!

[@davidv6007]

This shows why Anthony Jeselnik is my favorite comedian of all time. Most of these dark jokes were met with not only laughter, but applause. Even the crowd knew these set ups and punchlines were not only hilarious, but genius. They had to applaud. Jeselnik is the GOAT

[@Jundokuslei]

He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣

[@josephsalmonte4995]

You mean psycho, Mr American.

[@ferise1]

Psycho lol

[@kdcustoms1272]

I kinda think he was serious about that😂

[@treecloser]

Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on KZbin. Thank you for making this possible comedy central. Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands

[@democlips1]

About the bleeping; that’s American hypocrisy for you

[@shink5331]

The stories are in your head. Is your scalp 10 stories tall?

[@badger297]

Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂

[@Zunip182]

Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here

[@priceforlife32]

Oh no better call an ambulance.😑

[@Kenjuudo]

@@priceforlife32 "oh no"

[@bryanergau6682]

He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.

[@user-jg5gt5rg7t]

@@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄

[@bryanergau6682]

@@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.

[@danvisk33]

What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!

[@fabianocaruana8622]

Same!

[@dentalflesh677]

If you know what CC Did to Chappell, you’d never thank them lol

[@BhavaniBondapalli]

Same

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

What is the coincidence though?

[@Arookiton]

That's not a coincidence...

[@TomaszOdkrywca]

Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head

[@matthewdecamp2737]

Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!

[@harisankard1404]

True true 😂 That cross hurts!!

[@zeric3000]

Yeah, you don't see them coming!

[@LordRanilin]

@@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣

[@Eternal_Satyr]

You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.

[@ordinarryalien]

It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.

[@matthewdecamp2737]

never!

[@dwarftechnitian]

who are the other ones?

[@ordinarryalien]

@@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.

[@democlips1]

@@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?

[@ordinarryalien]

@@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?

[@jeffreykipperman6894]

Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.

[@Kathy_1991]

😂

[@monroemullinix5974]

I had an ex like that. One day she came home and - out of the blue - called me a pedophile. I said "Babe... that's a big word for a 10-year-old."

[@jeffreykipperman6894]

@@monroemullinix5974 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesgillespie1347]

The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?

[@ib1ray]

Because laughter is the best medicine!

[@linkfloyd4908]

Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

Maybe the pace, but Tosh is great

[@adamcurrie5528]

I put him level above Tosh

[@skipdog9912]

Sounds like an oxymoron, but I totally agree! 😂😂

[@johanfahlberg3778]

"So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅 I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).

[@n.j.crawler]

Although I can often anticipate where he’s going, the delivery to get there still makes it epic.

[@LawrencianaNgirkelau]

This dude does the best Christopher Walken impression😂😂

[@adamcurrie5528]

“Did you hear what I said?” Big Brain Comedian Moment*

[@NS-cs3wp]

I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor

[@nathelondon3719]

You need it to live in Pittsburgh

[@johntomasik1555]

His out of left field punch lines are unmatched by any comedian I can think of.

[@HBMtv_]

“Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭

[@SmilingCaveWaterfall-yc2tk]

Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...

[@TheLovelySheri]

I'd like to imagine this was Christopher Walken when he was younger.

[@forthehomies7043]

BRUTAL. Can't wait for the Bones and All special on Netflix in October.

[@sydismine]

Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@michaeloftaoism]

he IS the Zen 😍😍😍

[@knaz7468]

I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.

[@arkyudetoo9555]

My daughter scrolling through Instagram and came across a selfie of a guy from Africa, she just goes "Where's your water?". She's so into dark humor, courtesy of yours truly, we always throw dark jokes towards each other roasting everyone in our family including her mother.

[@jaygomesphoto]

Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅

[@knaz7468]

Why is this censored?

[@MitsuoRLCoach]

live television

[@billmatthews5877]

Possibly the greatest comedian ever?

[@RudyBoy]

You’re not fooling anyone, Jeselnik

[@macethorns1168]

He needs a new special. One of my favorites.

[@hectorscustomrods2606]

Man, this is so edited. Missing so many good parts. The unedited version is way better. When the girl says "The Suburbs" he asks "what do you do when youre not being such a bitch"

[@Guy.On.The.Couch.]

The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂

[@marcperez3321]

Daniel Tosh trained him

[@joellanderson5137]

Same, weird

[@brianlew86]

“I think my friend Jeff is gay. I dunno. I’m so bad with names.” ❤😂

[@mihalisg6940]

He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.

[@tedbillings2135]

This guy is a master of misdirection.

[@hamblyrock]

The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent. He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.

[@jimmypoobah8094]

He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.

[@th0uxan]

Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow

[@jimmyispromo]

Meet Anthony before he was Famous and he hasn't changed. Love it

[@SpadeD1omonds]

I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time

[@sebastianwhalin743]

Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong

[@Tony_G_92]

I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material

[@coltenh581]

Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.

[@boogalo781]

All killer no filler. Love it

[@NickvonZ]

He always makes me laugh.

[@joshuaturner349]

Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming

[@youtube8775]

They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.

[@TheA8lee]

Genuine comedic talent right there.

[@jasonwachtel3285]

Ever consider that the whole Iron man suit is just one oversized fleshlight? That's why.

[@calebmcclure3893]

timestamp?

[@krisk4541]

That was a pleasure. I could have listened to 10 hours of that.

[@regiasama3565]

I love your comedy! ❤

[@robertgoss4842]

Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.

[@crazyunclechris491]

Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more

[@patrickneenan9798]

This is Awesome! Anthony is great .

[@waxwars9183]

you're telling me the the smartest person on earth, Tony Stark, didn't think of an automatic way to pee that doesn't need to be explained

[@MJVanD]

YES!!

[@WilliamBrown-bg7vm]

I love how he works the crowd ❤ So underrated

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

If you think his crowdwork is impressive then you need to check out stavros halkias

[@OddWheelThriver]

I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.

[@mrbvr3013]

This is one of the best sets ever

[@johnisaacdavey]

I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.

[@donaldcuster7569]

😂he's too funny! And I love reading sharp people's comments

[@GerardoReyes-Hernandez]

This guys is funny af!!!

[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.

[@danofiremano]

He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL

[@MooneyBinEntertainment]

Life goal to get roasted by this guy.

[@stevelibby6852]

This ten years ago was over ten years ago.

[@unfunnyalien5635]

He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh

[@stuartdamon3610]

I’m gonna burn in hell for watching this guy! 🔥😂

[@johnveazey2957]

Always gold love jeselnik

[@mrbvr3013]

The best intro IMO

[@josephlynch3746]

...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*

[@TheStorehouseOfMemories]

Love this. Thanks for releasing this for free!

[@sj1547]

Excellent 🎉😂

[@matthewadair4507]

28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂

[@nicolettakrzaczek3726]

the joke about collar got me!

[@cjdingojames3715]

Just the best ever sick $h!t epic comedy I've seen 😂 The comedy writing & delivery impressive 😮

[@heatherh7834]

Lol love him❤

[@tjcoley1310]

Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago

[@jugsteve]

I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!

[@Scratchingforcash]

Anthony is from right up the road from me in Pittsburgh. I’ve seen him at South Hills Village Mall a bunch of times shopping.

[@leszekbigos9864]

FINALLY! I used to listen to this on a CD 😄 Awesome show 😁

[@theicekingonYT]

2012/2013 was a good time in life

[@PiusXulu]

Enjoyed it. Super amazing.

[@robertjmckenna]

Best opener ever!

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.

[@andresocegueda4178]

So funny to this day

[@jeffkouns5368]

Or a stutter. 😂 Same.

[@Deadeyenio]

2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason

[@TheUntypicalGerman]

10:10 damn that turn around got me ... :D

[@edddiej8320]

Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!

[@bryanhoy8351]

I love the way you made sure we can pronounce your name!!

[@fuffoon]

My new hero.

[@JanLandy]

Just Brilliant

[@KiranMedia.]

That voice change at 33:34 when he said "reasonable"

[@jchabo82]

This guy is like if Hayden Christiansen had the personality of Danny Mcbride.

[@donaldvarley1700]

This guy is fu●■king brilliant.

[@HeliosEffect]

The joke at 33:33 is just absolute perfection. Amazing.