Some of the Nastiest Things I Ever Did, Leanne Morgan

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

I've never heard her or heard of her before. She is now my new favorite comedian. Dang that lady is funny.

[@nancynee551]

"I could get a purse outta that." Love it❤😂.

[@sallymiller1359]

You are one of the funniest female comedians I've heard in years. Being from the NY area, you rank high up there, and clean, love your work!

[@karenstephens8788]

She’s so clean. You wouldn’t be embarrassed to see her with your entire family…..grandparents and all!!

[@watchman1178]

This woman is FUNNY! I don't watch television anymore, so I just discovered her today.

[@jamesmartin9401]

I vaguely remember her from some years back. At the time I probably didn't think I could relate to her. No, she's relatable no matter who you are. Her pauses to let the full weight of the jokes sink in are exquisite. Her voice makes her accent doubly charming. She has a Southern with which isn't as dry as say British humor, but still requires a goodly amount of mental flexibility to appreciate. May I say too, quite a handsome woman on top of that. She has that real beauty.

[@ltm28]

All these people complaining just can’t relate to southern Bible Belt raising .. trust me if you were raised in the Bible Belt she is just telling it like it is

[@stephanied6711]

I agree

[@bernadettesmith3261]

She is right on!!!! Hilarious!!!!

[@normakeith4472]

You are sooooo correct!!

[@mimiwhite1963]

Totally agree

[@cindyinnew]

I SO remember youth lock-ins at my Baptist church growing up. And it wasn’t all Bible and prayers 😂

[@colecampbell3052]

I’m from out west here in Nevada, I love this woman and I love her sense of humor shes great! Keep telling it like it is momma!

[@nikeeweston]

I’m British and a lesbian and 49 and in the menopause and my god I adore her, love her to bits, showed her to my sister who’s older and she also loves her, she cracks me up. When she talks about her youngest daughter. You wouldn’t think I would have anything in common but I do. So happy I saw a KZbin short of hers now I want her in the UK.

[@rainbomg]

She’s got a Netflix special if you haven’t seen it yet, and there are at least 2 specials Amazon prime too I think!

[@teresawalker4540]

WTF cares if you're a lesbian? Nobody gives a shit who you sleep with. Narcissist.

[@nevaehsangel9620]

I can't get enough of her ! I freaking adore her humor!😂😂😂

[@kristinestout1170]

I love her speech. "Bad boy" is four syllables! Priceless.

[@dirkevans3443]

You are the funniest comedian that I have seen in YEARS! Good job and LUV the way you talk

[@annmcqueen5185]

Leanne you are still a looker, girl baby you have a lot of blossom it's not lost . it just blossomed more. Stay as beautiful as you are. Sweetie we don't get old, we become seasoned♥️

[@deniseangonese564]

You are so funny and I knew you were from Tennessee the minute I heard you speak ! Bless your heart !

[@michaelvilleneuve194]

Oh my goodness, just funny beyond words. The world needs more Leanne.

[@Em_Powell_KC]

Love her! Going to make sure our family says “now have any of the sinners had a say in this?” If our church ever suggests a lock in! Some of the innocent people just wouldn’t think of these things.

[@alisonmadalinski747]

I love this lady! I saw her on the Dry Bar Channel and immediately looked for her elsewhere! So relatable.

[@lindac2491]

Alison Madalinski I agree!

[@magovenor]

Alison Madalinski Being a northern born city boy, and African American, I don’t relate with everything she says, but she still makes me laugh. Nice lady.

[@ginpepper]

I needed this laugh … Thank You!

[@kevins6114]

The “I could get a new purse out of that” line should have gotten a bigger laugh. So dirty but clean delivery!

[@arthursmith5409]

Sweet, old timey since of humor, southern church CHARM AND ALL KINDS OF NASTY! She is funny.

[@calasiter]

I cry/laugh everytime I hear her. Fabulous!

[@williampoff3096]

Sweetheart, you are a Southern Treasure!! This is freaking HILARIOUS!!

[@carenfarmer4794]

The Lockin!!! Yes!! I was raised in Wisconsin, and I remember several of those when I was a teen! What fun!! Lolololololololol

[@christi776]

Omg she is SO HILARIOUS and real! I love her!

[@robertbishop5357]

Funny + clean = priceless.

[@Lee-r8w5e]

I love her sense of humor, can’t get enough of her.👍

[@sabrinacopas1636]

I absolutely love you, it is like listening to my best friend who shared the same experiences with me! 😁

[@severenkoski856]

I adore you!!! You make me wish I was Southern but also thankful I am child free. ❤❤❤

[@jeremycagle3890]

Severen Koski hun let me tel you I’m southern and I love it ! You should visit the south! I just live rite over yonder!!!!!

[@tonyguill6209]

@@jeremycagle3890 I live a look see past you.

[@modeladenny1218]

@@jeremycagle3890 Thet's purdy durned fur from these parts.

[@cindyinnew]

@@jeremycagle3890 just down the road a piece!

[@lisaflippen2461]

The thing about “lock ins” is so true 🙏🏼🥰

[@ninja_tony]

WTF is a lock in? lol I'm guessing it's a church thing.

[@marylandgirl9246]

She has me in tears again.

[@riggs20]

Oh my goodness, I forgot about the church lock-ins! LOL. At the time they were so much fun. But now I’m with her on this - what a horrible idea! 😂

[@NB-ky5ol]

Rarely does a comedian make me Laugh out loud and she does! My daughter was invited to a church lock-in and I said, Yeah No thank you! 🙄

[@GrammyBeth]

I love your videos! They always make me laugh till I’m crying or pee my pants😂😂😂😂😂

[@jo-annhopkins7782]

Agree !!!!😂

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

As long as you don't pee in a girdle etc 😀

[@Peter_Morris]

Holy crap this lady is funny! As an adult, looking back, no way in heckfire (you heard me) would I send my daughter to a lock-in.

[@ktd3184]

“I don’t know what it was about hay that set me on fire” 😂

[@GrouchyOldBear7]

Thanks for the video. I enjoyed it.

[@deborajohnson1893]

I want her voice for my GPS

[@a.2169]

That GPS would get me lost. It's a thick accent and I'm struggling to catch on to what she's saying. But she's hilarious nonetheless

[@truthseeker9688]

Me, too!!!

[@allisonsossei8509]

I can't stop watching her! I love her! The trolls she speaks about need to get a hobby. No one is forcing them to watch her. If they find her offensive then they need to stay far far far away from absolutely ANYONE I know.

[@monicabourque4296]

Lmao...yeeeees!

[@Mamma-Tex]

Yes yes and yes

[@rjchavers9267]

Found you on Dry Bar. Love your comedy!

[@alanfoxman5291]

Northerner and athiest here. And I still find her funny as anything. 😂

[@kristilisakleiner9384]

She is HILARIOUS 😂

[@bmphil3400]

they need to get her to coach Hollywood on southern accents......

[@jeremycagle3890]

bm phil so true

[@rickbarnes7745]

I know, you can tell a fake southern accent from miles away.

[@BeardedBarley1]

Totally. My daddy and my grandma were from Chattanooga but made it over to Oregon where I was born, raised, and bred. Growing up, I didn’t even notice my dad had an accent though my friends and husband and children did. I guess I was just used to it. But my grandma, she had a very thick accent I think maybe even a bit more than Leanne. I am not kidding when I say that my grandma had a very unique southern way about her. In fact, she greeted my to-be husband (who was from very citified L.A.) the first time she met him when she opened her door by hilariously saying, “You’ll have to excuse me for not comin’ to the door sooner, but my butthole is saggin’ today.” She meant she’d had a hard time getting off the toilet because of hemorrhoids. She was a kick in the pants. But to my fiancé, hahahaha, he had no idea what just hit him. All I could do was heartily laugh. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, HONEY! As a result, being raised around authentic southern people often helps me to spot a fake in hollyweird. What gives the pretenders away is when they glide over their Rs instead of really drilling them in and over-pronouncing them. Then they don’t put enough syllables in words. For example, ‘down’ is a one-syllable word to northerners. But it is a two-syllable word to southerners, ‘dow-uhn.’ So, yeah, it gets a little annoying to listen to people acting as though they have a southern accent when they don’t. I agree they definitely do need help if they want to be convincing at all, and Leanne would be just the person to do it.

[@deel2621]

It seems only Southerners can detect the differences in the dialects. Moving around the region we sound very different. Leeann couldn't pass as someone from Georgia,Louisiana or Eastern Carolina. Leeann's accent is very Tennessee.

[@bmphil3400]

@@deel2621 true....but she will pass for North GA or North Alabama.....but as you get about half way down the GA and AL accents start to sound more like low country Savannah etc.

[@sheilat3469]

Omg the lock ins at the Methodist church. I remember those and she is right I got to 3rd base in the church basement lol

[@steveng1624]

"Rut Roe".... LOL

[@modeladenny1218]

We married in the church main office.

[@rainbomg]

All my friends did too, but I went to a tiny little southern Baptist “all millennial” church where there weren’t any teenagers. I remember the first time I stayed the night with a friend and we went to her youth group Sunday school in the morning that was FULL of boys our age, and we just ate snacks and watched them play basketball. I was like WHAT no wonder y’all like church, my Sunday school was just an extra 1.5 hours of preachin’ to me, my dad, and like 5 other old ppl NO SNACKS

[@bellagrace9812]

Omgosh that accent is everthing!!

[@Justnobody0950]

Can you imagine Leanne Morgan and Etta May in the same room together? You would need to have oxygen just to breathe from laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@rayjohnson2387]

Cling to my wife??? I couldn't get rid of mine fast enough 🤣

[@Jeff-v2c]

100%, the "lock-in" led to some interesting nights. I readily volunteered for every single one, being a red-blooded Italian Catholic male. 😆 🇮🇹 Not what the good Catholic nuns had in mind, but they all shut down for the night by 8PM. That's when the fun began! 😅😂

[@pathardage1880]

I usually laugh my lungs loose watching this woman.

[@charlesatty]

The first church hay ride was also my first experience with very intelligent design of the female body. I was hooked from then on. Oh yes and she also had a great personality.

[@clarkfarrar6683]

"Fearfully and wonderfully made "

[@MegaBandit1250]

Leanne is just pure funny. 😊😊

[@TheTishy44]

Born and raised catholic, from MN. We had lock ins too, and yes it basically was one big make out session. They were so much fun.

[@tstephansen]

Damn! This lady would fit right in with our family! 😆

[@mamab4720]

Yep I remember those lockins. Church camp. 😂 I swear I've ran into this lady.

[@aprilbyrd6525]

You are the funniest person! Love you!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Jessica.D711]

Hey, are you doing any shows in Chattanooga soon?

[@Lavenderrose73]

Oh I remember a New Year's Eve lock-in. That was my first attempt to stay up all night, but I didn't make it. I think I slept 3 hours or something after I saw the food and was told I wasn't allowed to touch it until breakfast time. I didn't go to sleep because I was tired, I didn't go to sleep to keep my hands off any boys I liked, I went to sleep to keep my hands off the food!

[@lindsey607]

This Bird is good, you can't deny.

[@J-Charleine]

LMAO!!! Love this good Ole Southern gal! She's hilarious ❤

[@JenniferKMorin]

"our little billy graham" lol lol "i'm full of sin" lol "i've been washed in the blood but i've been a horrible, horrible person (not too bad)" lmaooooo

[@tondabeasley9659]

Maybe not nasty but I asked my mom&dad 2 questions. Regret both. Very uncomfortable. What's a cherry? Then after all that embarrassment. I asked them why I got wet when I cuddled with my boyfriend. You have no idea how stupid parents can be.

[@jamesmoore768]

Girl you got it going on! Lol lol! ❤️🙏😊

[@inabind416]

I don’t know what to say about some of the Southern Bible Belt comments 🤔. My first serious boyfriend was from Tennessee. His father left, then his mother dropped him off at a family friend’s house when he was seven, and he didn’t see her again until he was eighteen. That’s when I met him. At first he was real nice with the Southern charm and all that. Then the real character came out. He was jealous, mean, and physically abusive. Of course this side didn’t come out until after the Southern charm stuff made me fall hard for him. Oh, his mother wanted him to still call her mom after what she did. And when he didn’t she was mean. Thank God I left him, but not before wasting 5 years of my youth on him. But important lessons were learned.

[@carolinebcollier]

I suppose it really goes without saying that there are bad folks everywhere. Even (arguably *especially) in the Bible Belt.

[@rainbomg]

Hurt people hurt people :( Abusers typically wait until there’s some level of added security in the relationship to escalate. That’s why you’ll notice that the worst “firsts” usually happen right after you’ve increased the commitment and would have a harder time leaving. For example, right after my ex and I said “I love you” for the first time was when he said the first mean thing to me that he had ever said to me. After we got engaged I got my first black eye. I’m from the same place Leann lives. With the repressed nature of the religiosity down here comes a lot of ills, many of which fall on the lives of young women and girls. We aren’t taught how to protect ourselves and it’s assumed that even needing or wanting protection is for whores- your body is a gift that you are preserving for a man, it’s not yours. Then of course, inevitably girls give the men the thing we spend our whole lives being told is for them (not us) and you become a young mother with a cruel husband and you have no options, no support, no clue what to do. We typically aren’t taught how to take care of ourselves and we are expected to give up our autonomy the second we finally get it, it’s sad and it creates a lot of generational trauma. The south could do with a lot less churches and a lot more group therapy. The Bible teaches that women are possessions and that they are the cause of original sin. That they should submit to men and not ask questions, that men are the head of the household and we should love our husbands the way mankind loves god, and husbands should love their wives the way god loves mankind. Well, one side gets to make all the rules and sets the other side on fire when it gets mad. One side is expected to work full time and take care of the house full time and raise the kids full time and if we are good little girls and sacrifice our own needs enough we might just end up lucky enough to not be cheated on when we’re pregnant or murdered bc we are too tired to be entertaining. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that Anyways sorry about the ramblin’ it’s pretty messed up down here. Your ex likely had NPD or BPD. I hope you’ve moved on to healthier, happier loves.

[@carlagillam6880]

Love you Leanne frome Canada 🇨🇦

[@wallacegeller2111]

Very funny, I enjoyed it.

[@parsnipmcgee329]

A lot of the posts where Leanne is wearing the pink dress are difficult to hear. Maybe it's just my cheap speakers.

[@normturner4849]

Parsnip Mcgee You haven't heard of 'pink noise'? LOL!

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

not your speakers; the audio is really quiet.

[@wayneessar7489]

Get different shoes.

[@enlightenedidiot9552]

Me and my brother didn't even go to church. But we went to the lock-ins :-)

[@davidj8658]

My brother and I, that’s enlightened grammar.

[@enlightenedidiot9552]

@@davidj8658 Yeah thanks, I guess...

[@janetpartyka5968]

I love you Leanne, but don't EVER sell your girls short. I can promise you that those girls would do anything for you. As a daughter, if my mom talked about her sons like you do about yours, I would feel kind of sad. My mother had 9 kids and she could have had a favorite, but you know what, she loved every single one of us the same. I promise you she did. I loved her for that.

[@Mike583]

I use to hear a comedien on the Bob & Tom radio show. I think her name was Etta Mae,I might be wrong. She was from KY, you have a similar sounding voice. I haven't heard anything about her in a long time, but you both made me laugh!❤❤

[@thomasgarcia9594]

She's pretty. I'm Mexican I remember when I was 15 my friend invited me to his church and they had a lockdown. All the teens and grown-up's we're making out.

[@thegreatbamboozler4837]

With each other!!!!

[@thomasgarcia9594]

@@thegreatbamboozler4837 no. Teens with teens grown ups with grown ups. Was my first time going to a lockdown at church.

[@thegreatbamboozler4837]

@@thomasgarcia9594 ok..just makin' sure🤣

[@on2wheels378]

Whats with the sound?

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

yeah, had to put the volume way up ...

[@lizaw.7313]

Why did I show him the bible?? 🤣😂

[@terryfriend16]

I will say, as you know northern people do... always trying to make a point -- but.... she's tickled my Yankee bone from Maryland to Maine.

[@koleyw932]

I’m not southern but I relate anyway.

[@dp2905]

That is one gorgeous woman ❤

[@awesomesmasher999ftw4]

"Miiiy boyoi" so sweet.

[@louismatassa9105]

She is hilarious!

[@dmoore5120]

wish the volume (full up!) wasn't so faint - so I could hear her ...

[@modeladenny1218]

I noticed that. I just gave up.

[@stephanied6711]

😂😂😂 she's hilarious

[@charliemay9893]

I want to marry her!

[@rachelslater3295]

so cute ❤️

[@sisterpdl]

You’re Beyond Special!🎊🎊😅

[@sethhurst751]

I grew up Baptist, still am, but didn't know what I was missing😂

[@rustybird8803]

Shidd Baptist are the worst!!! I was feeling the velvet mouse at twelve during a sermon,, hell I flipped the breakers

[@modeladenny1218]

My wife and I were married Methodist and went until she had problems after childbirth. When we got a payment book and calls saying we were behind we never went to any church again. Before my wife died in a nursing home she talked to an angel. This invisible angel told Dollie she was taking her home. That night my wife went home. So y'all don't have to pray and pay to go wherever angels take people.

[@sumnerwaite6390]

Yup. “Lock ins” were a total makeout session 😉

[@thecaramelcasanova2123]

She's beautiful and funny!

[@denaredford6701]

“Been washed in the Blood “.

[@chrishagreen3988]

OMG I grew up in the UMC. Every word of this is true. I think we were the horniest teenagers in the state!!

[@MrWdelrosar]

Forgive me Lord she sounds ‘yummy’.

[@modeladenny1218]

The Lord knows your cheatin and runnin around. That right there would make a nice country song.

[@MrWdelrosar]

@@modeladenny1218 do it

[@modeladenny1218]

@@MrWdelrosar It was written years ago.🤗

[@peterhickox9137]

Leann Morgan right on point 👀♥️💯😇👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@gregg53jones]

LOVE!

[@55luvmusic55]

Leanne...please come to Canada 😜😝 please!

[@ninny6296]

Yummy is my new by word😂😂😂😂

[@Jmatt455]

Three minutes and twenty five seconds, I'm still waiting to hear some of the nastiest things she ever did.

[@modeladenny1218]

I kept notes about life and later wrote the nastiest things my wife and I did. I was too ashamed to get a book published.

[@nnebundoannaobi1386]

I like this!!!

[@pharmboy730]

True words we should ALL live by "why did I show him the Bible?"

[@ashleylauen7437]

It’s funny because it’s true 🤣🤣🤣

[@1JackTorS]

I turned on closed caption and it couldn't understand a word this woman was saying either.

[@1JackTorS]

@Cole Turner No, just a normal person.

[@tcarpenter4703]

I don't know what it was about what that set me on fire.....😁

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

what?

[@shayk.393]

aboiut HAY/HAYRIDES

[@canovwrms2684]

My favorite lady !!

[@danielmarshall4587]

"lock in" Oh dear as a Brit that means something VERY DIFFERENT.

[@robertgriffiths1724]

AMEN to that sister AMEN

[@torchyswinson7264]

All the nastiest things I ever did! Lol

[@LBright4444]

I NEVER did the church lock in. Wasn’t interested. Didn’t want to associate myself. Just seemed like a bad idea and I was completely against it.