Someone Clogged The Couples Quiz Toilet - SNL

[@emmetLshavinski]

I went into a bathroom at Walmart and saw the toilet was clogged so I left the stall, a person after me saw me leave and was going into the toilet and told me I didn't flush. I told him it wasn't me. It's an unbearable pain when being accused of something that vile.

[@clevelandbci9562]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

Who goes into the stall someone just left anyway? Weirdo 🤣

[@eddietat95]

Ew. Walmart.

[@donniematthews6270]

This statement is funnier than the skit itself. I can’t stop laughing. This is legendary.

[@emmetLshavinski]

@@donniematthews6270 Thanks dude

[@matthewmcneill5320]

I love the skits that completely drop the initial premise to go in a completely random direction, this was great!

[@hd-xc2lz]

Agreed! but this is the first game show sketch I recall in which the game itself gets sidetracked. Fun idea, surprised we haven't seen it more.

[@Bonesince1997]

I was beginning to not think so myself, but that all changed when he copped to both clogs! Haha.

[@Klos1neMN]

Cecily's facial expressions are so good, it adds another level of humor to this already funny sketch.

[@joelitu]

She is fucking amazing!!!

[@krisdevalle]

I miss her so much!

[@emilytallent9677]

“so you’re admitting to both clogs” made me burst out laughing at 6:30am. keenan’s delivery was perfect.

[@SrChalice]

Jonah seems very perfect for SNL. Would love to see him more on the show

[@jessegilbert9568]

So, you're suggesting he give up his successful career as an actor....to....join the cast of SNL? The show where young actors are exploited in the hopes of breaking out....and that one weird 45 year old amongst a mostly 26 year old cast that never broke out but is also self aware enough to know that they would never do anything better than SNL and consciously decide to continue to be exploited until they can retire....from SNL.... And, yes, I understand what the original comment (which somehow has 1.4k likes) was *trying* to convey in this very poorly worded post. The sentiment being: they should have Jonah Hill as a host more often.

[@cindylouhart6945]

Absolutely!! Jonah is my favorite host. I can't get enough.

[@cindylouhart6945]

@SoulscheMattiks1978 Absolutely!! Nailed it.

[@hoover728]

Actually that ‘poorly worded comment’ clearly conveyed that they just wanted him to be host more often, but thanks for longwinded, insulting, supercilious comment anyway.

[@hoover728]

@@insanecow24 You sound like a pedantic creep. If you're not, please accept my apologies.

[@memmotronic1]

I'm in love with Cecily Strong, honestly.

[@Adinovasi]

Leo C me 2..

[@aaronmubwanda17]

Leo C I want to marry her

[@ismailali4426]

Me 3

[@brandonraymond4025]

she's hot

[@OptimusWombat]

Same

[@TheModernInvestor]

Our producers said it looks like someone went....on top of the clog....that's why it looks so bad

[@TrainerCTZ]

What a brutally crisp visual I had! lmao

[@kenc5999]

I love KZbin drinking games. If some dumb ass repeats lines within 2 comments and is the top like drink an entire bottle of booze. Works every time.

[@SamChristopher5]

@@kenc5999 for real man, thanks for the new drinking game mate, gonna have to do this sometime

[@spencerwhite3400]

Yep, that's exactly what the video said

[@adambletcher5305]

@@SamChristopher5 hotel

[@clevelandbci9562]

Jonah: "Why do they win?" Cecily: "Dan, you know why!!!"

[@invoker619]

I didn't get it! Why did the other couple win?

[@Animeguy549]

Seems like they don’t want another toilet clogged lmao

[@joediesen1]

This is so random and specific, I wonder if a host actually clogged the toilet on the SNL set once.

[@TallSilentGuy]

Random AND specific? Pick one!

[@blueangel4ever370]

@@TallSilentGuy Probably a random topic but very specific details about the topic? Idk

[@sixoffcenter80]

I mean the show has been going for decades. Someone has to have done it at least once.

[@marks.3303]

@@sixoffcenter80 Steven Seagal.

[@Kasino80]

One of the reasons why Chevy Chase was banned for while?

[@chegadesuade]

Jonah plays such a perfect embarrassed person, I love this skit.

[@teecakes]

Jonah would be good at a regular spot on SNL forsure

[@thingthang2904]

I love it when Kenan does THAT voice like at 2:22

[@lilshabaz1862]

This Lady is here for YOU!

[@dlh7989]

Reminds me of when he would get mad at Kel

[@shawnuel]

And about 7 million other times during his career.

[@blubberface2337]

I live how Kenan is always the host because he is so good at it

[@TheDLitch]

Blubberface 23 him and bill hader

[@louistournas120]

What's up with that? What's up with that?

[@DatzAdam]

I actually miss when Hader was the host, his vile host charachters are Always hilarious to watch

[@AllenKnutson]

Very often true, but his acting in this one is just dreadful. Just nothing at all like how humans talk. Compare it to his finest hour, Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks, where he is both hilarious and wholly convincing throughout.

[@shawnuel]

@@AllenKnutson Right. It was caricature rather than crafting a character. I honestly think he sometimes reverts back to the skills that served him well on Nickelodeon and that tends to be a more cartoonish style of acting. He proved on his sitcom he does not have to do that.

[@jackbel10]

"The Black Dahlia was found in our parking lot!!" is the greatest line I've ever heard.

[@tomripsin730]

I know. Hardly anybody laughed though.

[@yogidevendra413]

it's whats known as a highbrow joke lol

[@kenya1067]

I wasn't sure if laughing was appropriate. I was nervous about that one.

[@queenb4734]

+Watching Listening that things I find funny Venn diagram meme, reasons I'm going g to hell for 😂😂😂

[@solutionone3777]

+Watching Listening yeah that crime was brutal af

[@jeffreyanderson667]

Wow, that was a harrowing psychological thriller. I'm having a hard time shaking this off. The twist at the end where he admits to both clogs rivals The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, and The Sixths Sense.

[@111highgh]

The Sixth Sense is pure balls.

[@emartinez7733]

Wow you must be fun to tolerate.

[@al5306]

Dan did both clogs????

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

@@111highgh all shamylan movies are

[@111highgh]

@@skankhunt-wy9wy Yeah, his movies suck shit.

[@heatherstarling1653]

“This is a historical building. It has been landmarked. The Black Dahlia was found in our parking lot!” 🤣😂🤣

[@gravitatingawaytv]

So good 😂😂

[@Baqarahh]

“Honey, you went over the clog??” 💀

[@minibagels]

I just full on lost it when he admitted to both of them

[@dantealton453]

He did it :P

[@fgraf]

He "doubled down" 😆

[@karmawindsor1389]

I would have liked to see them actually play the game.

[@jjs9672]

Misleading title is misleading

[@FishoD]

Jelle Snijder That's how the comedy bit is named, it's not misleading...

[@SawErKulbain]

Karma Windsor the thing is that was the quiz. to see how smart their partner is.

[@themaggattack]

So would Dan.

[@sha11235]

I think that was the game.

[@TheEpicImpaler]

Kenan, please don't leave SNL!

[@chazsallen]

Raul Mejia he never will because he isn't talented enough to do anything else. That he's been on SNL this long is both a miracle and a travesty

[@michaeljohng4029]

@@chazsallen stfu

[@mariogonzalez1540]

@@chazsallen Agreed. He is an untalented hack. What dirt does he have on Lorne Michaels?

[@tonysnowvi9841]

Y'all are some hating ass bitches man so kenan's and untalented hack I don't know I think he's funny let's see your shows and movies every one of you talking shit let's see what skit show you been on let's see where you're at movies are let's see how many years have you been on TV so it's easy to sit there and talk shit from your mama's basement but let that man living enjoy his life shit it be awesome to be on SNL for however long he's been on and who knows if he's not doing anything else writing for some shows or whatever you don't know that man's life God damn man you this that's why this world sucks is cuz a bunch of sour jealous haters can't let a dude live his best life making people laugh bunch of miserable fucking pricks

[@huna2479]

tony snowVI he doesn’t do anything else because he’s got nothing else

[@KneightRiduh]

This made me laugh so hard because 1) My name is Dan, 2) I did this at work on my very first day and MEETING with my new boss/CEO. My boss had to unclog it... I never sweat so much in a board room in my life.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Suggestion: flush the poop THEN flush the toilet paper.

[@theodorelaval1133]

Did you confess?

[@phandinhthanh2295]

@@GUITARTIME2024 I have a sincere question that has been on my mind for a long time: does putting the toilet paper you use into the toilet cause clogs? Isn't the toilet paper made to be dissolve in water?

[@GUITARTIME2024]

@@phandinhthanh2295 usually not the issue. Our sewers and home plumbing systems (in America, Europe) are fine with toilet paper. No problem. The problem is when a toilet has a technical problem with not producing enough water for a good flush, or sometimes these "low flow" toilets can't handle a "big shit".

[@jerichojones2722]

@@GUITARTIME2024 i work out and sometimes ill go on a bulk, which lead me to producing heroic sized shits. i learned i have to flush 1-3 times before finishing or i risk clogging the toilet lmao. and t heres nothing worse than having to unclog a shit filled toilet bowl.

[@loriwest4777]

I LOVE Jonah!! He would've been a perfect cast member on The Office. Great timing and his ability to create awkwardness rivals Steve Carell and Ed Helms!

[@drrockkso8882]

I know Kenan's line about "lawyers getting involved with the clog because it's a historic building" was a joke, but this actually happened at a government building I used to work in. There was a severe clog in the pipes coming from the 3rd floor bathroom that the plumbers couldn't unclog with the normal methods, so the only solution was to locate and replace the entire section of pipe with the clog. But the building was over a hundred years old and the pipe was behind this ornate carved marble wall so the historic building committee had to be consulted on how to fix it. The City engineer also needed to study whether the wall replacement would cause structural damage to the building. The City Attorney got involved because of the liability issues and there was a dispute over which city department would pay for the repairs so the mayor, controller, and city council had to get involved too. They ended up hiring these specialty contractors from out of state to carefully remove the marble wall and put in a temporary support beam so the ceiling above didn't collapse while the pipe work took place. Then they had to shut off water to the entire building while the public works crew replaced the clogged pipe section with a new one. But since the building was so old they didn't know the exact dimensions of the pipe until they got the wall open, so they then had to measure it and order a custom-sized replacement piece. Then the specialty contractors put the marble wall back and re-finished it, but some cracks were discovered later so the city ended up suing the contractor for the damages (they eventually settled). The whole ordeal lasted almost 2 years and cost millions of dollars. All because somebody clogged a fucking toilet LOL.

[@taintedlogicng6985]

I'm going to need a news article or some kind of 3rd-party evidence of this. That's just unbelievable!

[@MaximRecoil]

That story doesn't make any sense. If you're telling what you believe to be the truth then whoever you heard the story from was either mistaken or intentionally embellishing it. There's no such thing as a clogged toilet caused by someone taking a big dump that can't be easily cleared with just a good plunger and someone who knows how to use one properly. And even if we pretend that a plunger wouldn't work, a "snake" would work. And if we pretend that a snake wouldn't work, a Roto-Rooter absolutely would work (which would be drastic overkill for something as trivial as a clogged toilet). And if we pretend that none of those things would work, simply doing nothing would also work, because the obstruction will eventually dissolve in water on its own, within a few days at the most. So if they really did have to replace a section of pipe, it would have been because it rusted through and was leaking. Old drain pipes that toilets sat atop of were made of cast iron, like the one in my mid-19th century house. Modern ones are made of PVC which eliminates the rust problem.

[@uba2]

love when I find a funny sketch I've somehow never seen before

[@eganc1976]

This is garbage... you honestly think this is funny?

[@jamesonedwards572]

"why do they win?" "DAN, YOU KNOW WHY!"

[@MWorsa]

I clearly made the wrong choice, I doubled down and I lost! 😂

[@bsociety4647]

I couldn't keep a straight face acting like I clogged the toilet & went on top of a clog 😂 They all did amazing

[@lickos83]

When Jonah says "Why is this such a big deal??" at 2:28, I just want to give him a hug!

[@taymoorjarrahi1020]

you can tell this is a tim robinson sketch

[@BellaSwan20121]

The disgusted look on his face absolutely KILLED ME! I hope he never leaves SNL. I'll cry if he does!

[@oops262686]

so you admitting to both clogs.. bwahhhahahahabhahababab..

[@kenc5999]

saurabh holy shit! That’s exactly what they said in the clip!!!!

[@parlayphresh3062]

I read this as Keenan said it lol

[@johndough007]

Ken C fuck off

[@joem.7155]

Ooh! What made you so made?

[@scholarlycat6939]

Seeing an A-list actor on SNL is a beautiful thing. Jonah’s just warming up that Oscar caliber acting.

[@ChrisOliver4307]

I like how Kenan's tie matches the background

[@najmussaqib7055]

Keenan always smiles why saying his funny line and that's so damn awesome.

[@aaryanbhardwaj40]

So... You admit to both clogs? That line is genius.

[@lickos83]

You monster!

[@o.t.]

"Dan you know why."

[@joelitu]

“Oh, Dan! Both?” I died in all my lives.

[@brodeurheaton]

Lol I was actually in the audience for this one ha ha

[@tionibritton4046]

Omg you're so lucky!😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️

[@ChengMcGoldstein]

Why is the fact that you were in the audience funny or lolworthy?

[@TCt83067695]

Frank why you asking pedantic questions?

[@angelabonilla3474]

TCt83067695 He's jelaus :)

[@chadkase7580]

Frank N. Stein Damn racist

[@michaellucejr.6374]

They should do more game shows on SNL, they’re hilarious!

[@shawnadmire5309]

I like how Keenan's tie matches the set design behind him

[@allys744]

The black dahlia was found out in our parking lot!

[@erichalliday9808]

There is no way this sketch wasn't written by Tim Robinson. This has massive "I Think You Should Leave" energy.

[@averageant7173]

It’s 100% a Tim Robinson sketch

[@LotteLaVey]

This is giving me major “I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA” vibes.

[@jordanhartmann1745]

Kenan's face at 3:05 is the funniest part of this XD

[@e2theoc]

haha Kenans so funny in this

[@theillestKP]

Shout out to anyone that ever WENT ON TOP OF THE CLOG 💩

[@thedarknight241]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[@joeholloway3526]

Cecily Strong is WOW

[@NathanIVV]

Man hell yeah

[@waynej2608]

She sure is. And this nonsense about her weight, is just that. Nonsense. I just watched her last nite, and she's as hot as ever! 😍👍

[@MegaJohnnycage]

hot as hell

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

"Look right in the camera, it's now a legal thing" - this is a historical building - it's kinda funny, but somebody was either high, or just had somebody clog their OWN toilet to come up with this sketch

[@sha11235]

In the old days, the staff used to clog up the toilets there. Don't ask me why, they were nuts.

[@SniffyPoo]

snl writers work on an office floor late nights w/o janitors, so they probably deal with this issue

[@Steve27775]

People say SNL isn't funny anymore? This is gold!

[@johnclhugyugihjbvgbkj9729]

It has momments. JH always help.

[@PanzemogFilms]

Steve27775 š

[@scallywag1716]

Gold? Nah, but it’s ok.

[@floex831]

Kennan!

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

its only when they make political stuff that people blow up and say how SNL is a failing pile of garbage.

[@Mxy-ff4zk]

Oh, Dan. Both clogs?!

[@catsadilla324]

Should've gone for a triple clog. At least he would've left with legendary status.

[@danman0106]

I love how Kenan is always the game show hosts!

[@sjohn8729]

i love jonahs "dont point the camera at me" reaction

[@GrayBlood1331]

They love to put Jonah in these stress-dream sketches.

[@moek8924]

"Heeeey! Put the cards down !! You hear me !!" watch how he says it, it's hilarious.

[@RyanLittrell111]

Great you ruined it

[@dagg497]

When I was in Warsaw Poland back in 2008 the memory still haunts me. Wherever we went, trainstation, bar, nightclub. -The poop man had been there and exploded on the toilet, without a single toiletpaper used! How TF did the persons walk away thinking that was a perfect poo 😂

[@embreezyyxo]

I so enjoy every skit with Jonah Hill. They are all hilarious!

[@senob44]

Oh God, several literal LOL moments here, I'm a sucker for the toilet humor and this certainly pushed the right buttons! Kenan was especially a standout here!

[@FamilyHistoriandude]

LOL, Jonah Hill clogged a toiled and automatically got 2nd place. They made a number two joke without even trying.

[@jessailardi6870]

Kenan Thompson all he needs to do is smile and I laugh so hard I can't breathe for days I love you

[@sarahbenton7573]

3:40 "Well that show means the game is over."

[@Glum1964]

Adam driver and Justin Timberlake get all the huzzahs for hosting SNL, but Jonah is also quite the good host, as far as getting into the skits. He’s great

[@hajenso]

Kenan Thompson's role is always some variation on "Reacting to an affront to common decency", lol.

[@Martell-XO]

If you’re going to drop a torpedo, don’t forget to arm the warhead.

[@MegaBakerdude]

"Honey, did you go on TOP of the clog?" HA HA HA Everyone knows that you don't go on top of the clog.

[@TallSilentGuy]

But how do you know whether it's clogged or simply the last person forgot to flush?

[@risener1]

This would have been much funnier if they went out of character and actually blamed Jonah Hill for clogging the toilet at 30 Rock

[@noahhurley-abelew6536]

True

[@sha11235]

Those fuckers will never do that shit.

[@aleemhaider8738]

Cecily Strong and Keenan are backbone of SNL.

[@FightGPT]

Watching these sketches and not enjoying them makes me feel old.

[@gametabulas]

Jonah went from normal to oscar level actor

[@mihaimarchidann5067]

George Constanza took a book into that toilet and now he has to pay for it

[@jimmydarrow6671]

“It was feckin one uh yuhs”

[@deletevil]

Miss Cecily Strong is the cutest and gorgeousest girl in the Americas. Her eyebrows, her forehead her nose her lips and her cheeks and her hair are the cutest elements in the universe. Oh boy after watching hundreds of videos I finally couldn't stop saying all that.

[@blahfacesmeghead]

SnL is definitely one of the funniest shows on tvision that i;ve watched on youtube in ages since i last saw it! Keep up the good and funny shows/work guys and gals!!!!

[@dinahkyle3196]

Kenan is king Kenan isnt just the star of SNL Kenan _IS_ SNL!!!

[@mandylee2898]

Kenan always makes me smile and laugh.

[@yaboidaking3120]

Kenan: Well that SHOW means the game is over. How did nobody else catch that. 😂

[@Giftedtib]

"I'm a wild animal who should live under a porch" roflmao

[@baqcasanke]

@3:21 "I doubled down and i lost" - laughing my ass off at this!

[@phobos2k2]

I miss Sasheer's hotness on SNL.

[@frankstein9982]

me too

[@larrycrabs5995]

Who is that?

[@dottyContrarian]

@@larrycrabs5995 she's playing sheila.

[@shinebrightbyul]

No! You listen to me! This footage must go to our lawyers" hahahah that delivery

[@nene90047R1]

Well hold on Dan: somebody gotta pay for this! Hahahaha loved that line 😂💀

[@aaronkeithng5046]

this is-s aha historical building.... XD... 2.32

[@staticbb]

I'm literally in tears.

[@chriscoates1406]

I'm a simple man. I see Cecily, I click video.

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

"3:41 "that show means the game is over" ... I think he meant sound not show, lol

[@grnfridaygrn8456]

The character names are consistently on point!

[@LeDebutDeLaSuite]

Lost before you even started playing. Damn.

[@JB-uy9ts]

Dan looks so guilty ... the looks on the face is priceless

[@tonythetigersmuggler8770]

That long ass tie is funniest Part of this skit totally stole the show 😂😂😂

[@rosequartz4102]

This one hit a little too close to my really old home. My toddler filled my toilet with seashells and crystals and I thought I got them all out but I had to hire a professional to fix the massive clog and we had to manually plunge the toilet for several days to flush it regardless.

[@Scratchingforcash]

Going over a clog!! That may be the grossest thing I have ever heard!!

[@SniffyPoo]

it was his own clog so it was completely hygenic!

[@CarlosGarcia-yg9je]

3:04, The sheer look of utter disgust and contempt by Kenan Thompson is hilarious!

[@thepowerlies]

Jonah Hill can play awkward situations pretty well

[@melissasaint3283]

"On top of the clog" Oof. The subway restroom at Coney Island in February!

[@SamHaugen]

Jonah is one of the best guests ever.

[@jesseswalters]

This is funny, but brings up bad memories. I was coming back from helping my mom leave the state and had to take a bus back to Idaho where my dad lived... terrible situation and I was disabled and sick. All of the bus depot toilets were clogged and had multiple people go ontop of the clogs... I walked into the room and just started dry heaving because it stunk so bad. I hoofed it down to the train station until they kicked me out because it was marginally cleaner there. Such a horrible trip.

[@martinpartida2269]

Funniest stuff I've seen on SNL in like decades hahaha!!!

[@hydriumstudio]

"Oh Dan.. both?"

[@khaiba.]

The only thing that could have made this better is if Cecily said "Oh Dan, both??" And THEN said "I want a divorce" 🤣🤣🤣

[@THECLARENCES]

“The Black Dahlia” aka Elizabeth Short is buried here in Oakland, California! xoxo The Clarences

[@Scratchingforcash]

Hilarious, I have a brother that claimed there was no toilet in the world he couldn’t clog, he was right. He hasn’t been invited back to my house in 2 years!!

[@johndonovan5521]

Reminds me of a co-worker 😂😂😂😂😂