Something's Burning S2 E17: I Hope Pardon My Take's Big Cat and PFT Commenter Love Cheesesteaks

Something's Burning S2 E17: I’m cooking a few different cheesesteaks - traditional, spicy, and a breakfast version - for Pardon My Take’s Big Cat and PFT Commenter just hoping they’ll add ONE of them to their Pardon My Cheesesteaks delivery / takeout service. With three to choose from, the odds seem pretty good.
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CHEESESTEAK 3 WAYS
- Onions
- Mushrooms
- Peppers
- Jalapenos
- Pepperoncini
- Ribeye
- Hoagie buns
- Provolone cheese
- Cheese-Whiz™
- Eggs
1. Chop vegetables
2. Heat oil and put veggies on flat-top
3. Pile onion, mushrooms, bell peppers for traditional cheesesteak
4. Pile onions, jalapeno, pepperoncini for spicy cheesesteak
5. Cut slightly-frozen ribeye into razor thin slices
6. Lay steak on top of both piles of veggies
7. Place ribeye directly on flattop for breakfast cheesesteak
8. Cook eggs
9. Place provolone cheese on both traditional and spicy cheesesteak piles
10. Spread cheese-whiz on buns for spicy and breakfast
cheesesteaks
11. Spread horseradish/garlic aioli on buns for traditional
cheesesteak
12. Load up filling into buns
HORSERADISH GARLIC AIOLI
- Sour cream
- Mayo
- Horseradish
- Minced garlic
- Salt and Black Pepper
- White Pepper
- Dried Dill
- Garlic Powder
1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl and stir together
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[@PS-gn8vy]

How do we get Bert and Stu Feiner in the same room?

[@dracko307]

Joey Diaz knows him so they could make the connection easily. Not sure Bert could handle Stu's energy though, kinda need some filler guys with the energy they both are carrying

[@rs-lj4ie]

That would be insane

[@jacksonday1590]

I'm pretty sure there are laws in place to prevent that

[@mickmarty2082]

We dont

[@omar2668]

READY TO ROLL

[@benjamintryon5133]

I love how PFT is sitting on two cushions to make him seem taller and Big Cat isn’t sitting on any

[@Chronicoverburn]

Awesome dude ur comment made my morning had me watching for cushions in every clip

[@BenBingohoha]

Haha

[@Blueberry757]

yeah they either let us see it on purpose or def should have swapped them seats so we couldnt see the difference

[@rainerscherzkeks7766]

1:17

[@fofaplayer6928]

False

[@nickp440]

PFT and Big Cat are legends

[@jaseallenson316]

Ive never watched a program with so many ads. Holy fuck bert, chill my guy. Its such a good show tho, he knows he can get away with it.

[@thatdude1528]

@@jaseallenson316 the tim dillion show might have something to say about that. this

[@nickp440]

RIP PFT Sr

[@em0_tion]

@@jaseallenson316 It's the same as ALWAYS - 2 commercial breaks. Just skip ahead? 🤷‍♂ There's nothing to "get away with", you're watching this "for free". Welcome to KZbin. 😂

[@ddawgy]

@@em0_tioni’m sayinn

[@HHSaauobzzzjebek]

Love you PFT, hang in there ❤

[@RockyStatue]

What happened?

[@fabo0913]

@@RockyStatue his dad just passed away this week, love you PFT

[@Nick-ds6oc]

Bert cutting multiple rolls before realizing he's using the wrong side of the knife is the most Bert thing ever.

[@klaytonbell9587]

He cut them at the end with wrong end too😂

[@jaseallenson316]

Do people actually think Big Cat is funny? No hate, but is he known as being funny?

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@jaseallenson316 I mean he’s said/done funny things before if you’re seriously asking that. But I mean he isn’t a comedian bro lol

[@bobsaget5475]

Love that Bert has his producer help him get answers and when big cat has a question about KZbin rules, he turns to ask his guy Memes hahaha

[@tjshat5635]

Shoutout all the AWL's

[@ReidGameX]

Present.

[@HawaiianPunch557]

And butt pirates

[@HHSaauobzzzjebek]

Hand up

[@josephhornbeck8564]

Hung over Big Cat, squinting with one eye open, probably the best big cat: 1- this ep 2-interview with Aaron darnold 3-tied for second

[@BrunchHager]

Love birdy Bert’s energy like the first guy who’s up on Christmas that gets all excited 😆

[@-KYUSS-]

It would have been hilarious when Bert said his mushroom guy didn’t come through. Then Ari just pops up out of nowhere with a bag full of various drugs.

[@zk1993lankie]

How long can you backlog videos and not realize you're wasting time? And Bert, your special sucked. No fun, nothing original. Get it together and stop wasting our time. Why did ATC drop you?

[@jaseallenson316]

No wonder this clucker makes so much money. He is greedy as shit, like mins in & had like 4 ads already. Sheesh

[@corymoyer8541]

I can fix that part 😆

[@corymoyer8541]

Had some come to Jesus moments last week 🤠

[@Typo94]

John Goodman in flight

[@michaeltucker1312]

Big cat being on the spot asking for coors light and saying they’re coors light guys- and Bert being so quick to just do a two minute ad on the spot-shows why he secures the bag.

[@stillholding4975]

Its so cool that bert isnt intimidated by hanging out with 2 actually funny people

[@kyledecker9412]

His laugh is wild

[@user-wy1ur9ts5p]

49:02 Bert using the knife upside down struggling to cut the sandwich lol

[@tylerrivera1417]

literally driving me insane. It WOULD be a funny bit if it were intentional...

[@jak2me]

I miss when online interviews or podcasts used to be chill like this, like the whole energy and dynamic between them was so fluid and there was nothing to be nervous about

[@sabineracing]

Big Cat's clap at the beginning is a deeeep cut. Hilarious. IYKYK.

[@richter-scale483]

Doing PFT dirty with the extra pillows on his seat

[@geodude210]

We need Uncle Joey and Theo von together on a episode of something’s burning

[@bradvincent2039]

Great trio every time they are together

[@slipphilton6141]

Actually stoked for this one

[@Jahir721]

You also have a Mickey mouse laugh

[@tjshat5635]

​@@Jahir721 shutup aladdin

[@mattmurphy8551]

Has Hank gotten the lottery ball yet?

[@toddgeeslin2190]

Big Cat has a Robert Deniro look to him. Love all the guys on this episode!! Bert is one hell of a chef!

[@briancourduff8470]

Love this show sm bc there’s always diverse guest and natural conversations. But the fact that Brent faugh to bring it back just bc he likes doing it makes it 10x better

[@GubaChub]

I’m new to the show and I’m already a fan, can’t wait till I get back from lunch to watch this

[@michaelfail586]

Burt was so chill on this one 👍🏻

[@Xtino1989X]

I used to always think Bert was lying about “he wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for his wife bc he’s to stupid” but then I watch something’s burning and see mayo salmon cutting bread with the knife backwards and a bunch of other thing and realize yea he’s not joking he wouldn’t be around if t wasn’t for his wife 🤣🤣🤣

[@j.t.molina7223]

The shirt animation in the special was worth it!!!

[@josephhornbeck8564]

Drinkin game- shot after BB salutes his own shorts for the one hand egg crack

[@kniferaffe]

"If we were cavemen, you'd be our leader" Bert is a champion

[@jamesstaples2342]

Big cat is the actual guy the machine movie/story is based on. He downed that last beer so fucking fast. Big cat is who Bert wishes he was. Love you Dan!

[@weegeesworld69]

much love bertie boy, much love

[@gerneticut]

Bacon egg and cheesesteak is possibly the best drunk breakfast

[@valcone8071]

im gonna be hearing the ping of bert chopping things on a metal table in my sleep

[@stillholding4975]

Bert, you dont realize it right now but youll look back someday in true bewilderment that these two Gods graced your little production here

[@jacksonday1590]

I love how PFT at the end is just holding a plate of cheese steaks out and no one is there

[@Chronicoverburn]

This season is sooo much better

[@coltonbest4866]

Much love Berty Boi

[@nathannone8319]

Have been waiting a long time for this collab

[@michaeltucker1312]

“I asked the greatest comedian of all time to open for me- what an idiot.” I’m dying.

[@staieraphael8403]

Love this new concept!!!

[@staieraphael8403]

Also swole Bert is otw!!!!!!👀👀👀👀

[@corymoyer8541]

I love how you cook. Just legit cooking. I wanna cook you a burger!

[@TheDoucheMagouche]

Never tell Bert anything because he’ll get on a podcast and tell everyone

[@kmartinquadeuce]

Burnt Chrysler taking about glacial water in the rocky mountains lol

[@Chris-gk8ql]

PFT with the double cushion short king move

[@gcanas21]

came here for PMT guys, stayed for Brett, amazing video

[@rileyhamell6526]

all my favorite guys

[@lglov3]

Pardon My Take is the best pod on the planet.

[@beardedchair3]

Only Bert can use a knife wrong and it still works 😂

[@cory7229]

Pray that big cat and pft find God, breaks my heart

[@sleezybananaslug5165]

Big cat: “We’re coors light guys” Inside Bert’s Head: “I am now 😐”

[@ish474]

already got my tickets for the movie

[@AC_Trades]

Coors light, perfect timing

[@asee7117]

Bert we need these two in the next movie. Machine 2

[@sxrngs1196]

Very rare we get a BC and PFT interview together outside of barstool

[@Chadswonderfulwalkingtours]

Listening from Mackinac Island

[@DCANTIN56]

In the mitten here lol

[@roby2015]

By Bay City here

[@StevenScone]

Pepperoni and buffalo ranch on a cheese steak is amazing.

[@knowfacey]

This aired the day PFT’s pops passed😢

[@tyhenry4504]

Thank god for big cat, pft, and Burt.. funny dudes

[@bwblazerkid]

Anyone else catch that he said him and tom sold fat astronauts as a pitch? lol

[@michaeltucker1312]

Final thought- can I get a breakfast cheese streak or not lol

[@FRDRC_2192]

YO BERT! You should have Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay, and Mike Smith from Swearnet (AKA Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles from The Trailer Park Boys) on Something's Burning.

[@FRDRC_2192]

Y'all could do donair, and they'd probably bring you a bunch of their weed gummies. Lol.

[@kcook8023]

"I'm goin heads" WTF 😂😂

[@777biscuits]

Big Scat probably didn’t want his government out like that but ok Bert. Do your thing you do… he’s Dan forever now

[@andrehall23]

BERT! Ya gotta do a Something's Burning and make some New York Chopped Cheese!

[@dylanwhitehead3499]

PFT shouldn’t have to sit on two cushions..he is very obviously 5’9, if not taller.

[@Dmc31]

Paused this to go grab some Coors Light to drink while I cook and listen ✌🏼❤️🍻

[@seantremblay6438]

My streak for correct coin flip tosses is 72.

[@em0_tion]

"Super Size Me" guy made one big mistake - tell the *truth* in America. 😂

[@kyle7950]

I watch Bert for same reason I watch car wreck videos. Hate them can’t explain it but u watch and stare as you pass

[@salwayballer]

Big Cat was cosplaying as Jameis Winston this interview, what a great bit

[@zahatc]

Does anyone else fast forward through Bert's ad reads?

[@DatPixon]

Every ad read unless they actually make it funny enough (like Cumia or Norton). If you want to see terrible ad reads, watch Mark Normand do one. I swear he's barely literate

[@wobbily0768]

@@DatPixon I go out of my way to listen to Joey Diaz do ad reads.

[@jbus9219]

Haha, yep.

[@nognog4474]

@@DatPixon Bill Burrs ad reads are awesome as well

[@em0_tion]

Every. Single. Time. If I have the option, why would I not? 🤷‍♂👍 Who loves watching commercials?

[@jayjensen1195]

love it

[@Anglercat]

Stuff Island called it Bacon egg and cheesesteak. Should be on a bagel. I gotta go eat something.

[@Mermaidmilkshake]

Thank goodness Bert said no to a deal! Other people ruin original ideas!

[@shellybelly2075]

Do we need to pass any physical test to access the island? 🤣

[@street7896]

he just doesnt stop cutting onions

[@colts871821]

I love bert but if he was on his phone when I'm on his show.... I'm leaving lol 😂

[@jesauce9464]

26:10 NICE FOUR ROOMS REFERANCE!!!

[@cornelionsqween8028]

This has aged like fine wine now that they were acquired by Disney and fired. lol.

[@ruthpfister-mb7nh]

Berts bites in the second before he even swollows his first bite.singn of a Real Gourmet or an addictet Person?love Him makes me always feel good😂 about myself

[@jaybo10151]

Yuge collab!!! 🍺🍔

[@chasemaxon6068]

Never expected this but I love it

[@robertdowney3655]

I love Bert, PFT, & Cadillac

[@B.E.C.K.]

I can’t stop looking at the PFT guys neck beard chin strap thing he has going.

[@reidknox8554]

My 3 favorite people

[@anabolicanakin]

I’ve been waiting so long for this, you teased us months ago

[@MrJackkoerner]

Good stuff

[@jacobhoffman188]

Is that the guy that's blowing up on tik tok?

[@stoneguy223]

This is great ....keep it up

[@daveminion6209]

yeah, and Bert Boy is NOT a drunk, lol

[@markriggs3415]

no idea who either one of those guys are but I thoroughly enjoyed that podcast

[@BlueNinjaStay]

They have the best sports podcast. Its hilarious

[@jordadaline9117]

The audio seems off… but I love Bert and hope to meet the king one day.

[@krystlesykes2623]

Bert's the BEST!!!!

[@jessemacneil2723]

freakin legends

[@gmunz360]

Can't wait for the *pig squeal laugh for attention*

[@cbees62]

Does anyone know where Big Cat got that hat?

[@IMYOURWILL]

There's one bear in Brooklyn had me on the floor 49:51

[@chuckcarmichael7835]

After Bert said on one podcast that he doesn't flush after dropping a deuce or wash his hands, I cringe thinking about him making food for people.

[@levicain9143]

God is real Bert, and he loves you. Please continue to believe. All love ❤️

[@FSUBrando]

AWL for LIFE 🤝

[@leahpowell1152]

The thing I miss about McDonald’s is. The arch deluxe, I love the arch deluxe sauce.