James is wild calling moisturizing sus when he's the most sus of them all 😂😂😂😂
@republiceviil5 ай бұрын
Dude I came here to Sam’s that because what do you mean 😂
@jessimarim_m93875 ай бұрын
Right!! When he started talking about his 'Routine' I legit said out loud "and creaming your batty is sus!!" Honestly just take care of the spaces you want other people to get close to! 😂😂 be demure, be fucking mindful!!🤣
@SheSheBoom215 ай бұрын
💯 😂😂😂😂
@bradleypierre28085 ай бұрын
Why James routine s actually wilder than moisturizing our ass😂 Did he hear himself talkin😂
@derrickfrazier50425 ай бұрын
The dichotomy of it all
@tabithak.9565 ай бұрын
James giving himself a facials but calling lotion on the hamstrings sus is WIIIIIIIIIIILD
@LPnerd5 ай бұрын
If you a guy and your not taking care of your skin, your a fool. roflmao.
@iyayiezomo57965 ай бұрын
James not doing things because he thinks it looks gay but then describing the gayest face treatment and moisturizing routine is hilarious 😂
@Mya_water5 ай бұрын
And confirms he is actually gay tbh
@PrincessDixieGamer5 ай бұрын
lololololol yessssssssssssssssssss
@mandyblake92755 ай бұрын
LOL
@kasam004 ай бұрын
Won't moisturise his butt cheek but goes all in with that "misting" technique 😂
@2night784 ай бұрын
Facts 😂. I was dying when he was describing his after shower routine
@kikialeaki18505 ай бұрын
“You cream your gooch?” is a crazy question😭😭😭
@93_Gato5 ай бұрын
THE CRAZIEST!
@nifaha.48325 ай бұрын
Is more crazy that rem is putting lotion down there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kikialeaki18505 ай бұрын
@@nifaha.4832 right! I thought I was meticulously but I just lotion my crack LOL. I ain’t touching on my gooch like that. As James said, my gooch is never dry💀💀.
@haddingtoniangcp24645 ай бұрын
Crazy to Americans. We Brits call it cream what you call lotion thats why 😂
@kikialeaki18505 ай бұрын
@@haddingtoniangcp2464 I bet it is; dialectical differences are funny like that. I’m not American though. Choose another colony lol.
@liyahadams57815 ай бұрын
The way they say “I cream everywhere” so many times casually without thinking about anything sexual has me judging myself 🤣🫣
@ShayMiW5 ай бұрын
I didn't wanna be the one to say it 🤣
@alwm945 ай бұрын
Lool its kinda weird, but for us, 'cream' is a verb. We use it instead of 'moisturise.' And when I hear it, I think of applying lotion before anything else 👀 😂
@nikithefamous68185 ай бұрын
Fuhad w the cheeky flex he knows his package long 🤣🤣
@Travelingwithmeblog5 ай бұрын
That’s a measurement
@DaenNite5 ай бұрын
FUCKIN THIS!!!!!!! 🤣
@Inprogress_of_newbeginings5 ай бұрын
Right...😂
@KuzKuz115 ай бұрын
😂
@BritBrat8085 ай бұрын
Tell them you have a big John without telling them without you have a big John 🤣🤣🤣
@republiceviil5 ай бұрын
Fuhad and Rem will be all shining and glistening at the age of 80, moisturising their bodies and James man will be all shrivelled
@jlindo12345 ай бұрын
James will only glisten from the front😂😂😂😂
@nataliacee49845 ай бұрын
And flaking 😂😂😂
@cjohnson_5 ай бұрын
The white in James was loud this episode 😂😂😂😂😂
@MsEssTee5 ай бұрын
Same thing I just said 🫢
@Jaggerx335 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking 😂 he probably just started using a wash cloth
@dianaaguilar93165 ай бұрын
😂
@TheSankapan4 ай бұрын
Faaaaacts
@real_lampcap4 ай бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking 😂😂😂
@TheShortYautja5 ай бұрын
Him saying moisturizing is sus but then showing his face routine and how he dries the mist 😂😂😂 lmao bro you’re the definition of sussss
@Lucian_Media5 ай бұрын
Too sus to rub the batty 😅😅😅
@jfraser8203 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@panamanianman15 ай бұрын
James showed his light skindedness with that lotion bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@i_do_be_clpnguboiz46275 ай бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆
@zurilyjones5 ай бұрын
I feel like this is the difference between having a white mom and having a black mom. Because I’ve never not known to put lotion everywhere or wash my legs.
@reginafromrio5 ай бұрын
I don't know if it's a white/black thing. My mom and dad are white and I learned to wash everywhere 😅 when I take a shower, I go to work. It's like detailing a car.
@pinkiepiereincarnate22915 ай бұрын
It was like a thing all over the internet for a minute that white people don't wash their legs and they were like proudly, exclaiming that only poor people aka black people wash their legs or use anything besides their hands to wash themselves🫢@@reginafromrio
@bee83685 ай бұрын
Bruddah… I said exactly this. It’s very different.
@glad2balive5 ай бұрын
If you grow up hearing the word ashy long enough you learn NOT to be that ashy person they're talking 😂😂😂😂😂
@glad2balive5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@chavonbrown9075 ай бұрын
James not moisturizing is insaneeeeeee😂
@junglekxngtalksanime5 ай бұрын
I'm still not letting James slide...he can't be on some sus things every week but draw the line at putting lotion on his ass😤🤣🤣
@liyahadams57815 ай бұрын
Right 🤣 I couldn’t believe my ears
@junglekxngtalksanime5 ай бұрын
@@liyahadams5781 I will not have it🤣🤣
@Mya_water5 ай бұрын
In this same video he was talking about he like anal. He is mad sus 😂😂
@MrNathansdad5 ай бұрын
Thinking that putting lotion on your ass is sus, is the most sus thing of all 🤣😂🤣😂
@meechesong28915 ай бұрын
James is the last one to call something sus especially the way he just described how he mists his face and applies his oils is CRAZY!! 😂😂
@bee83685 ай бұрын
The amount of judgement I passed as James described his routine is insane 😂. Lotioning just the front of your body and upper back is diabolical.
@sanaiyajones36545 ай бұрын
The back of James is gonna look CRAZY in 20 years.
@indiashante15605 ай бұрын
Fuhad and Rem saying they moisturize everywhere is a type of energy I'm on. I wish my husband would follow suit. James is saying that cuz his light bright ass can get away with it. 🤣🤣🤣
@Renaissance24122 ай бұрын
No ash 😂
@co0ki3M0NstAr5 ай бұрын
"if i have a dry guch; im going to hospital" threw me 😂😂😂😂😂
@Elite4mike5 ай бұрын
On the seat has got to be the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
@korganrocks39955 ай бұрын
I was gonna give him a pass for just going nr 2, but then he said he plops it up there AFTER pissing! 😄
@MissEasyPeasySleasy5 ай бұрын
Keep creaming, Rem… your WIFE APPRECIATES YOUR HYGIENE!!!❤
@AdaAdaAdanna5 ай бұрын
He's married??
@moneypro855 ай бұрын
@AdaAdaAdanna he proudly wears a black wedding band.
@Renaissance24122 ай бұрын
@@AdaAdaAdannayes he is so dry your tears desperado
@BritBrat8085 ай бұрын
Tell them you have a big John without telling them you have a big John - Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣
@Renaissance24122 ай бұрын
He knew what he was doing 😂
@essenceofsoul275 ай бұрын
As a single mom with a son, I appreciate the convo's on going to the toilet lol It's something I never thought about as a woman.
@dylanbezuidenhout87255 ай бұрын
Bro letting the jewels hang/chill on the seat is wild😂
@korganrocks39955 ай бұрын
Wait, wouldn't jewels mean balls or the whole package? I assumed he meant just his dick, which was weird enough!
@trinaemorgan86144 ай бұрын
Y’all have the most embarrassing conversations 😂😂😂😂 That last question and answers spun me 🤣🤣🤣
@PhoebeAbayhon5 ай бұрын
Female here 🙋🏻♀️ I get myself & our 2 kids ready for an outing before hubby’s even done then I still get blamed for not anticipating something hubby forgot 🤦🏻♀️
@purplesoundfairy5 ай бұрын
The one that's early first, will always get blamed for the thing the late one forgot or didn't anticipate!
@PhoebeAbayhon5 ай бұрын
It’s so annoying! I fixed myself & our 2 kids, I even prepack the baby bag the night before sometimes so all I need to do is prep formula the day of. All he had to do was fix himself & then he still gets annoyed when i didnt anticipate his stuff up even after repeatedly reminding him then he still forgets!
@Agbahizzal5 ай бұрын
That just how great u are girl that scoring a 96% disappoints the f outta him.
@TimTheEnchanter05 ай бұрын
Sounds like you married a child
@harrietmuthoni43945 ай бұрын
Weaponised incompetence
@ImSaneee5 ай бұрын
Resting your thing on the seat is wild...
@NikkiStutzman5 ай бұрын
James better watch out! Them white genes be needing that moisture even MORE!! Rem got it right. If it got skin, it gets creamed! 🤣🤣 On a serious tip, this chat Fuhad had about being late resonated so deep with me when it first aired. I realized I am the exact same way! I have been making an effort to factor in all that little shit and its been working! I feel so much less stress! 💜
@reehoneybee1235 ай бұрын
The quick “don’t judge” hahaha REM would be smoothhhhh
@suzieque59895 ай бұрын
James LOVES when Fuhad calls him “daddy”, has a full face routine but thinks moisturizing is gay?! Yea ok😂😂
@shylilith185 ай бұрын
I learned a new word... Gooch?!?! 😅😂😂😂
@Noremac855 ай бұрын
Resting on the seat is wicked work 🤣🤣
@jjgbn3 ай бұрын
I just laughed out loud in a packed gym when James said ‘if someone finds ash on my gooch, im going to the hospital’ 😂😂
@mrextrememan1235 ай бұрын
Being American and hearing them say cream in this context is crazy 😂
@Mya_water5 ай бұрын
What do you think cream means anywhere else?
@blessingaliu1235 ай бұрын
@@Mya_watercream === bodily fluids in certain contexts
@kanedaku5 ай бұрын
@@blessingaliu123 Exacty. _Certain_ context. Body cream is known in more places then it is not.
@Mya_water5 ай бұрын
@@blessingaliu123 Means the same in other countries lol
@lm37295 ай бұрын
@@Mya_water cream means male nut in America. When a man creams all over, he nuts all over, usually a woman and usually in prawn industry
@NahImGood7775 ай бұрын
Fuhad as if you rest it on the seat!? You’re not coming to my yard! 😂
@MsEbonyVee4 ай бұрын
Always a great conversation, but someone definitely pooted at 19:22 😂🤣🤣 and just kept it moving!
@Renaissance24122 ай бұрын
Only because you replayed it 15 times
@stormshyla5 ай бұрын
James is see through light, why are we surprised he doesn't lotion 😂
@princessdi60215 ай бұрын
In James's defense, I'm light skin too and yeah we get ashy. It's sometimes just a little harder to tell 🤣🤣
@donyellwilliams94873 ай бұрын
“I couldn’t hear that” kills me every time 😂😂😂😂
@SamanthaKavuma5 ай бұрын
James having a 50 step face care routine but drawing the cleanliness line at washing your lower body is crazy 😂 his white side is jumping out
@ahhbee82985 ай бұрын
My partner left me for a week. I called his friend over to empty out the bins 😂😂.
@carolynbaguma11125 ай бұрын
Its James having more extensive facial regime than me (a women), but paranoid about things being sus! 😂
@starluck-15 ай бұрын
“The amount of pressure to perform” and he’s on about a game is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@joelwilson57755 ай бұрын
It’s James calling his shins calf’s for me 😭🤣🤣
@rachealnathaniel17165 ай бұрын
James be like, “ I need scientific evidence of what creaming your gooch does for your body” 🙄
@Yurrr8235 ай бұрын
I'm fighting demonsssss 😂😂😂 iykyk !!!
@MG575AF5 ай бұрын
James was on one in this episode! 😂 and Fuhad resting on the seat was hilarious!
@tashascott84025 ай бұрын
I am cracking up about how you sit on the seat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mohadeseyaghobi51115 ай бұрын
It makes no sense why this discussion is so funny
@royavisuls5 ай бұрын
I think like 80% of the mandem let thier tool hang below... This is my first time hearing that there was another way😂... Fuhad needs to be investigated😂
@scorpionart58955 ай бұрын
I didn’t know people were out here not washing their legs in the shower
@priyadasare14683 ай бұрын
Resting his Mr while shit is hilarious 😂😂😂 these guys are crazy 😂😂
@tribalmattersmtg5532Ай бұрын
“Takes 5 minutes to get ready” followed by a description of an hour long oils and moisturising routine.
@baa325 ай бұрын
I didn't have learning that James walks around ashy on my bingo card today
@naomieadair56355 ай бұрын
Fuhad Said he got a LONG JOHNNN😜🤪
@aaronnelson45045 ай бұрын
He sayin it’s sus what they did lmao but went full flamboyant doin his face treatment 😂😂
@peachylemon56134 ай бұрын
I’m literally taking the bins out while listening to this! 🤯
@Kavanhughes-k9m5 ай бұрын
first of all Fuhad is a serial summmn cuz resting ya tool on the toilet seat is brazzyyyy! the amount of germs on that bih!? nahhh & secondly james you nearly broke me with the power stance comment.. sitting on the toilet looking like an institutionalised man gaurding his meal in the damn dinner hall... XD
@Renaissance24122 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
@aggsilver25765 ай бұрын
James’s showering routine is giving mixed race vibes 😂😂😂
@starlightpassion5 ай бұрын
8:39 rem killed meeee 😭😭😭
@jarcher5745 ай бұрын
Resting it on the seat is straight barbaric 😂
@jduce685 ай бұрын
This shit has me dying laughing 🤣 Im glad I get to work solo cuz I just can't right now!!!!
@tubers13415 ай бұрын
GUILLERMO!!! I already know the "little Mexican" guy interviewing LeBron was Guillermo!!
@DavDurham5 ай бұрын
I don't let it rest, neither hang in there, I hold it till I'm done😎
@chirienpace348015 күн бұрын
James just out here ashy😂😂 12:21
@JadeMoore-f4v5 ай бұрын
James stoppppp..... why are you so sus 😂.... 🤣
@nokukhanyapenelopembotho60835 ай бұрын
"Whatchu mean ofcou-" Fuhad was flabbergasted 😂
@Natalie-Zz875 ай бұрын
I’m a woman and 100% agree with the text one. it’s for a message not a conversation or your Tedtalk 😂
@itz-dust5 ай бұрын
Bro!!! Rem wheezing off camera is sendin me! 🤣🤣🤣
@ElPhenomenon5 ай бұрын
Them saying cream is madness
@nerlycam3 ай бұрын
I just love you guys, i cant stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@PaleFeet22812 күн бұрын
Fuhad is wild for leaving the tool on the seat. Do you know how dirty a toilet seat is my guy 🤣
@sbusisomogola19355 ай бұрын
"so ur back is dry as fk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IcyKitty5 ай бұрын
yeah yeah, it's different, yeah yeah had me rollin'
@sacredcaramel45465 ай бұрын
Black moms have you growing up moisturizing everything. That’s wild James
@lm37295 ай бұрын
White moms too. It’s fair to say that not all groups of people are monoliths.
@delilahdrummond40764 ай бұрын
@@lm3729you need to talk to y’all’s representatives then because hella white people are coming out unprovoked to announce that they don’t wash their legs, wash cloths are “dirty” to them, and they don’t lotion. Plenty I’ve met in person have admitted the same as well. Seems like MOST don’t
@lm37294 ай бұрын
@@delilahdrummond4076 “white” is not a monolith though. There are Swedes, Estonians, Russians, Germans, Polish, Greek, French, Italian and yes Spanish people (from Spain) the list goes on. American Whites, and possibly the French (all French, not just white apparently) may fall under this category. As far as “representatives”, no one speaks for me or any “group” collectively. That again, would signify a monolith. Just like black people are not a monolith, neither are the very diverse people that are white. Whites break down into race and culture, like Asians from Chinese, Japanese, Laos, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. It is ignorant to categorize any group and wash them with a monolithic brush. It shows that you are not well traveled and live in a very limited bubble. History is rich with various stories of various cultures, “whites” and so called representatives from them is far too vague for people that understand the wide array that are humans across the land scape
@delilahdrummond40764 ай бұрын
@@lm3729 thank you for mansplaining nationalities to me. I was not aware there were other countries, much appreciated
@moimeself10883 ай бұрын
@@delilahdrummond4076 right? That dissertation was so unnecessary! 😂
@zerxeeseАй бұрын
The zoom-in and quick out at 14:35 is hilarious
@jackthesmith3433 ай бұрын
Resting your boy on the seat is absolutely absurd… 😂😂
@salteadog333 ай бұрын
1:22 guys do this when their women have babies. “I wouldn’t go looking if you weren’t giving all your attention to the baby”.
@Renaissance24122 ай бұрын
No...not guys....unstable narcissistic men do this. Advice...leave him.
@PandasAreDope5 ай бұрын
Not only do i rest it. I make a tissue bed for mine. If i let it hang it'll be skimming the toilet water
@commanda35365 ай бұрын
Same. I can't stand it touching any parts of the toilet. I even just wrap it in tissue sometimes
@HealthySprouts5 ай бұрын
Big D problems. Yall are blessed
@scorpionart58955 ай бұрын
FACTSSSS
@angelgilliam7775 ай бұрын
He doesn’t think his facial routine hummus sus but moisturizing his body is. I swear James a little backwards 😂😂😂😂😂
@cebokhumalo6025 ай бұрын
These consequences are demonic for real 😂😂😂
@lyza695 ай бұрын
Clapping for Fuhad about the lotion.👏Guys, lotion up everywhere, we love it too when your skin is as smooth as ours and not dry! And add some extra TLC on the knees and elbows, everybody needs it, men and women alike. It makes a world of difference. Now if you go the extra mile and pick the lotion that goes with that cologne you wear that you know we love, you'd have us in the palm of your hand. Just saying. 😮💨
@nickfree633 ай бұрын
Mean muggin the sink had me cackling
@peklenc97275 ай бұрын
20:00 im gasping for air this is hilarious
@JadeMoore-f4v5 ай бұрын
When they started talking about moisturizing.... all i could think about was Doctor Who (i think it was samantha or something....) "Moisturize me, Moisturize me 😆 😂😅"
@mater13555 ай бұрын
11:48 why James lick his lips asking about the gooch 😂😅😂
@BrianaWarner-z9s5 ай бұрын
Get a lotion brush ... You can get lotion on every part of your back!
@NyhnaLaw5 ай бұрын
10:29 that’s that white side.
@lovettajones87165 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂
@cyberiasaint5 ай бұрын
Ent
@Lipsticklattes5 ай бұрын
💯
@Kekeaphrodite5 ай бұрын
Literally!!! Said the saaaaame thing and looked on the screen immediately and saw this comment 😂
@secret_blinder02664 ай бұрын
Fuhad got that WOOD Jesus 😂
@yanickaboopboop14 күн бұрын
I so appreciate not taking bins out haha
@leira26ariel5 ай бұрын
As big as Fuhads hands are I believe him. 😅
@Liuxoxo5 ай бұрын
1:25 I’m laughing but I’m hurting 😭😂
@asaphwade13385 ай бұрын
Same
@Blizque5 ай бұрын
My brother wasn’t home this weekend, so I had to take out the trash. When I tell I had to swing the bag three times before I could get it into the actual bin😭😭The I had to roll it to the curb, never again 😭😭
@JosephWashington-p8c5 ай бұрын
How James calling something sus and he just did that motion to dry his face after that face mist? LOL
@BeatrizMendes-y8p5 ай бұрын
James saying that its just a change of clothes and goes on to describe a more elaborate skincare routine than me😂😂😭
For the entirety of the lotion hygiene convo, all I could think was... "Rich coming from the guy who doesn't wash his legs" 😆
@lamekey2 ай бұрын
James is making me question people sometimes 😂
@nadiaayaakiseka64363 ай бұрын
James' routine 😂
@blueshoes51455 ай бұрын
10:22 ‘ don’t judge’ ….oh I’m judging hard, brother 😂 The point of scrubbing is to exfoliate the dead skin cells. Dead skin cells don’t get washed off with just water. You need mechanical action. You must scrub the feet for sure. Especially as a teen AND as you get older. Less stinky feet, dull skin and cracked heels. It’s a win-win.
@hubrisbrutus68055 ай бұрын
that entire section about moisturizing and washing 😂 idk yall it just made me think 😅 that must be the yt in him