James is wild calling moisturizing sus when he's the most sus of them all 😂😂😂😂
@republiceviil2 ай бұрын
Dude I came here to Sam’s that because what do you mean 😂
@jessimarim_m93872 ай бұрын
Right!! When he started talking about his 'Routine' I legit said out loud "and creaming your batty is sus!!" Honestly just take care of the spaces you want other people to get close to! 😂😂 be demure, be fucking mindful!!🤣
@SheSheBoom212 ай бұрын
💯 😂😂😂😂
@bradleypierre28082 ай бұрын
Why James routine s actually wilder than moisturizing our ass😂 Did he hear himself talkin😂
@derrickfrazier50422 ай бұрын
The dichotomy of it all
@tabithak.9562 ай бұрын
James giving himself a facials but calling lotion on the hamstrings sus is WIIIIIIIIIIILD
@LPnerd2 ай бұрын
If you a guy and your not taking care of your skin, your a fool. roflmao.
@kikialeaki18502 ай бұрын
“You cream your gooch?” is a crazy question😭😭😭
@93_Gato2 ай бұрын
THE CRAZIEST!
@nifaha.48322 ай бұрын
Is more crazy that rem is putting lotion down there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kikialeaki18502 ай бұрын
@@nifaha.4832 right! I thought I was meticulously but I just lotion my crack LOL. I ain’t touching on my gooch like that. As James said, my gooch is never dry💀💀.
@haddingtoniangcp24642 ай бұрын
Crazy to Americans. We Brits call it cream what you call lotion thats why 😂
@kikialeaki18502 ай бұрын
@@haddingtoniangcp2464 I bet it is; dialectical differences are funny like that. I’m not American though. Choose another colony lol.
@iyayiezomo57962 ай бұрын
James not doing things because he thinks it looks gay but then describing the gayest face treatment and moisturizing routine is hilarious 😂
@Mya_water2 ай бұрын
And confirms he is actually gay tbh
@PrincessDixieGamer2 ай бұрын
lololololol yessssssssssssssssssss
@mandyblake92752 ай бұрын
LOL
@kasam002 ай бұрын
Won't moisturise his butt cheek but goes all in with that "misting" technique 😂
@2night78Ай бұрын
Facts 😂. I was dying when he was describing his after shower routine
@TheShortYautja2 ай бұрын
Him saying moisturizing is sus but then showing his face routine and how he dries the mist 😂😂😂 lmao bro you’re the definition of sussss
@Lucian_Media2 ай бұрын
Too sus to rub the batty 😅😅😅
@jfraser820Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@liyahadams57812 ай бұрын
The way they say “I cream everywhere” so many times casually without thinking about anything sexual has me judging myself 🤣🫣
@ShayMiW2 ай бұрын
I didn't wanna be the one to say it 🤣
@alwm942 ай бұрын
Lool its kinda weird, but for us, 'cream' is a verb. We use it instead of 'moisturise.' And when I hear it, I think of applying lotion before anything else 👀 😂
@nikithefamous68182 ай бұрын
Fuhad w the cheeky flex he knows his package long 🤣🤣
@serwaagyenim-boateng24492 ай бұрын
That’s a measurement
@DaenNite2 ай бұрын
FUCKIN THIS!!!!!!! 🤣
@Inprogress_of_newbeginings2 ай бұрын
Right...😂
@KuzKuz112 ай бұрын
😂
@BritBrat8082 ай бұрын
Tell them you have a big John without telling them without you have a big John 🤣🤣🤣
@cjohnson_2 ай бұрын
The white in James was loud this episode 😂😂😂😂😂
@MsEssTee2 ай бұрын
Same thing I just said 🫢
@Jaggerx332 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking 😂 he probably just started using a wash cloth
@dianaaguilar93162 ай бұрын
😂
@TheSankapan2 ай бұрын
Faaaaacts
@real_lampcapАй бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking 😂😂😂
@republiceviil2 ай бұрын
Fuhad and Rem will be all shining and glistening at the age of 80, moisturising their bodies and James man will be all shrivelled
@jlindo12342 ай бұрын
James will only glisten from the front😂😂😂😂
@nataliacee49842 ай бұрын
And flaking 😂😂😂
@chavonbrown9072 ай бұрын
James not moisturizing is insaneeeeeee😂
@panamanianman12 ай бұрын
James showed his light skindedness with that lotion bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@i_do_be_clpnguboiz46272 ай бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆
@zurilyjones2 ай бұрын
I feel like this is the difference between having a white mom and having a black mom. Because I’ve never not known to put lotion everywhere or wash my legs.
@reginafromrio2 ай бұрын
I don't know if it's a white/black thing. My mom and dad are white and I learned to wash everywhere 😅 when I take a shower, I go to work. It's like detailing a car.
@pinkiepiereincarnate22912 ай бұрын
It was like a thing all over the internet for a minute that white people don't wash their legs and they were like proudly, exclaiming that only poor people aka black people wash their legs or use anything besides their hands to wash themselves🫢@@reginafromrio
@bee83682 ай бұрын
Bruddah… I said exactly this. It’s very different.
@glad2balive2 ай бұрын
If you grow up hearing the word ashy long enough you learn NOT to be that ashy person they're talking 😂😂😂😂😂
@glad2balive2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@meechesong28912 ай бұрын
James is the last one to call something sus especially the way he just described how he mists his face and applies his oils is CRAZY!! 😂😂
@junglekxngtalksanime2 ай бұрын
I'm still not letting James slide...he can't be on some sus things every week but draw the line at putting lotion on his ass😤🤣🤣
@liyahadams57812 ай бұрын
Right 🤣 I couldn’t believe my ears
@junglekxngtalksanime2 ай бұрын
@@liyahadams5781 I will not have it🤣🤣
@Mya_water2 ай бұрын
In this same video he was talking about he like anal. He is mad sus 😂😂
@MrNathansdad2 ай бұрын
Thinking that putting lotion on your ass is sus, is the most sus thing of all 🤣😂🤣😂
@bee83682 ай бұрын
The amount of judgement I passed as James described his routine is insane 😂. Lotioning just the front of your body and upper back is diabolical.
@sanaiyajones36542 ай бұрын
The back of James is gonna look CRAZY in 20 years.
@BritBrat8082 ай бұрын
Tell them you have a big John without telling them you have a big John - Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣
@Renaissance24122 күн бұрын
He knew what he was doing 😂
@indiashante15602 ай бұрын
Fuhad and Rem saying they moisturize everywhere is a type of energy I'm on. I wish my husband would follow suit. James is saying that cuz his light bright ass can get away with it. 🤣🤣🤣
@Renaissance24122 күн бұрын
No ash 😂
@essenceofsoul272 ай бұрын
As a single mom with a son, I appreciate the convo's on going to the toilet lol It's something I never thought about as a woman.
@ImSaneee2 ай бұрын
Resting your thing on the seat is wild...
@NikkiStutzman2 ай бұрын
James better watch out! Them white genes be needing that moisture even MORE!! Rem got it right. If it got skin, it gets creamed! 🤣🤣 On a serious tip, this chat Fuhad had about being late resonated so deep with me when it first aired. I realized I am the exact same way! I have been making an effort to factor in all that little shit and its been working! I feel so much less stress! 💜
@Elite4mike2 ай бұрын
On the seat has got to be the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
@korganrocks39952 ай бұрын
I was gonna give him a pass for just going nr 2, but then he said he plops it up there AFTER pissing! 😄
@MissEasyPeasySleasy2 ай бұрын
Keep creaming, Rem… your WIFE APPRECIATES YOUR HYGIENE!!!❤
@AdaAdaAdanna2 ай бұрын
He's married??
@moneypro852 ай бұрын
@AdaAdaAdanna he proudly wears a black wedding band.
@Renaissance24122 күн бұрын
@@AdaAdaAdannayes he is so dry your tears desperado
@dylanbezuidenhout87252 ай бұрын
Bro letting the jewels hang/chill on the seat is wild😂
@korganrocks39952 ай бұрын
Wait, wouldn't jewels mean balls or the whole package? I assumed he meant just his dick, which was weird enough!
@PhoebeAbayhon2 ай бұрын
Female here 🙋🏻♀️ I get myself & our 2 kids ready for an outing before hubby’s even done then I still get blamed for not anticipating something hubby forgot 🤦🏻♀️
@purplesoundfairy2 ай бұрын
The one that's early first, will always get blamed for the thing the late one forgot or didn't anticipate!
@PhoebeAbayhon2 ай бұрын
It’s so annoying! I fixed myself & our 2 kids, I even prepack the baby bag the night before sometimes so all I need to do is prep formula the day of. All he had to do was fix himself & then he still gets annoyed when i didnt anticipate his stuff up even after repeatedly reminding him then he still forgets!
@Agbahizzal2 ай бұрын
That just how great u are girl that scoring a 96% disappoints the f outta him.
@TimTheEnchanter02 ай бұрын
Sounds like you married a child
@harrietmuthoni43942 ай бұрын
Weaponised incompetence
@stormshyla2 ай бұрын
James is see through light, why are we surprised he doesn't lotion 😂
@princessdi60212 ай бұрын
In James's defense, I'm light skin too and yeah we get ashy. It's sometimes just a little harder to tell 🤣🤣
@mrextrememan1232 ай бұрын
Being American and hearing them say cream in this context is crazy 😂
@Mya_water2 ай бұрын
What do you think cream means anywhere else?
@blessingaliu1232 ай бұрын
@@Mya_watercream === bodily fluids in certain contexts
@kanedaku2 ай бұрын
@@blessingaliu123 Exacty. _Certain_ context. Body cream is known in more places then it is not.
@Mya_water2 ай бұрын
@@blessingaliu123 Means the same in other countries lol
@lm37292 ай бұрын
@@Mya_water cream means male nut in America. When a man creams all over, he nuts all over, usually a woman and usually in prawn industry
@rachealnathaniel17162 ай бұрын
James be like, “ I need scientific evidence of what creaming your gooch does for your body” 🙄
@reehoneybee1232 ай бұрын
The quick “don’t judge” hahaha REM would be smoothhhhh
@joelwilson57752 ай бұрын
It’s James calling his shins calf’s for me 😭🤣🤣
@suzieque59892 ай бұрын
James LOVES when Fuhad calls him “daddy”, has a full face routine but thinks moisturizing is gay?! Yea ok😂😂
@MsEbonyVeeАй бұрын
Always a great conversation, but someone definitely pooted at 19:22 😂🤣🤣 and just kept it moving!
@Renaissance24122 күн бұрын
Only because you replayed it 15 times
@carolynbaguma11122 ай бұрын
Its James having more extensive facial regime than me (a women), but paranoid about things being sus! 😂
@co0ki3M0NstAr2 ай бұрын
"if i have a dry guch; im going to hospital" threw me 😂😂😂😂😂
@SamanthaKavuma2 ай бұрын
James having a 50 step face care routine but drawing the cleanliness line at washing your lower body is crazy 😂 his white side is jumping out
@shylilith182 ай бұрын
I learned a new word... Gooch?!?! 😅😂😂😂
@Yurrr8232 ай бұрын
I'm fighting demonsssss 😂😂😂 iykyk !!!
@baa322 ай бұрын
I didn't have learning that James walks around ashy on my bingo card today
@trinaemorgan86142 ай бұрын
Y’all have the most embarrassing conversations 😂😂😂😂 That last question and answers spun me 🤣🤣🤣
@ahhbee82982 ай бұрын
My partner left me for a week. I called his friend over to empty out the bins 😂😂.
@Kavanhughes-k9m2 ай бұрын
first of all Fuhad is a serial summmn cuz resting ya tool on the toilet seat is brazzyyyy! the amount of germs on that bih!? nahhh & secondly james you nearly broke me with the power stance comment.. sitting on the toilet looking like an institutionalised man gaurding his meal in the damn dinner hall... XD
@Renaissance24122 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
@scorpionart58952 ай бұрын
I didn’t know people were out here not washing their legs in the shower
@tashascott84022 ай бұрын
I am cracking up about how you sit on the seat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mohadeseyaghobi51112 ай бұрын
It makes no sense why this discussion is so funny
@naomieadair56352 ай бұрын
Fuhad Said he got a LONG JOHNNN😜🤪
@NyhnaLaw2 ай бұрын
10:29 that’s that white side.
@lovettajones87162 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂
@cyberiasaint2 ай бұрын
Ent
@Lipsticklattes2 ай бұрын
💯
@Kekeaphrodite2 ай бұрын
Literally!!! Said the saaaaame thing and looked on the screen immediately and saw this comment 😂
@royavisuls2 ай бұрын
I think like 80% of the mandem let thier tool hang below... This is my first time hearing that there was another way😂... Fuhad needs to be investigated😂
@starluck-12 ай бұрын
“The amount of pressure to perform” and he’s on about a game is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@aggsilver25762 ай бұрын
James’s showering routine is giving mixed race vibes 😂😂😂
@donyellwilliams948711 күн бұрын
“I couldn’t hear that” kills me every time 😂😂😂😂
@NahImGood7772 ай бұрын
Fuhad as if you rest it on the seat!? You’re not coming to my yard! 😂
@MG575AF2 ай бұрын
James was on one in this episode! 😂 and Fuhad resting on the seat was hilarious!
@Noremac852 ай бұрын
Resting on the seat is wicked work 🤣🤣
@sbusisomogola19352 ай бұрын
"so ur back is dry as fk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BrianaWarner-z9s2 ай бұрын
Get a lotion brush ... You can get lotion on every part of your back!
@iModelTV2 ай бұрын
Not only do i rest it. I make a tissue bed for mine. If i let it hang it'll be skimming the toilet water
@commanda35362 ай бұрын
Same. I can't stand it touching any parts of the toilet. I even just wrap it in tissue sometimes
@HealthySprouts2 ай бұрын
Big D problems. Yall are blessed
@scorpionart58952 ай бұрын
FACTSSSS
@salteadog3327 күн бұрын
1:22 guys do this when their women have babies. “I wouldn’t go looking if you weren’t giving all your attention to the baby”.
@Renaissance24122 күн бұрын
No...not guys....unstable narcissistic men do this. Advice...leave him.
@tubers13412 ай бұрын
GUILLERMO!!! I already know the "little Mexican" guy interviewing LeBron was Guillermo!!
@aaronnelson45042 ай бұрын
He sayin it’s sus what they did lmao but went full flamboyant doin his face treatment 😂😂
@Natalie-Zz872 ай бұрын
I’m a woman and 100% agree with the text one. it’s for a message not a conversation or your Tedtalk 😂
@ElPhenomenon2 ай бұрын
Them saying cream is madness
@DavDurham2 ай бұрын
I don't let it rest, neither hang in there, I hold it till I'm done😎
@meghancoleman28502 ай бұрын
My husband just left for a work trip and I literally asked him what day the bins go out. I’ve lived here two years. It’s his job…period!
@jduce682 ай бұрын
This shit has me dying laughing 🤣 Im glad I get to work solo cuz I just can't right now!!!!
@peachylemon5613Ай бұрын
I’m literally taking the bins out while listening to this! 🤯
@jarcher5742 ай бұрын
Resting it on the seat is straight barbaric 😂
@sacredcaramel45462 ай бұрын
Black moms have you growing up moisturizing everything. That’s wild James
@lm37292 ай бұрын
White moms too. It’s fair to say that not all groups of people are monoliths.
@delilahdrummond40762 ай бұрын
@@lm3729you need to talk to y’all’s representatives then because hella white people are coming out unprovoked to announce that they don’t wash their legs, wash cloths are “dirty” to them, and they don’t lotion. Plenty I’ve met in person have admitted the same as well. Seems like MOST don’t
@lm37292 ай бұрын
@@delilahdrummond4076 “white” is not a monolith though. There are Swedes, Estonians, Russians, Germans, Polish, Greek, French, Italian and yes Spanish people (from Spain) the list goes on. American Whites, and possibly the French (all French, not just white apparently) may fall under this category. As far as “representatives”, no one speaks for me or any “group” collectively. That again, would signify a monolith. Just like black people are not a monolith, neither are the very diverse people that are white. Whites break down into race and culture, like Asians from Chinese, Japanese, Laos, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. It is ignorant to categorize any group and wash them with a monolithic brush. It shows that you are not well traveled and live in a very limited bubble. History is rich with various stories of various cultures, “whites” and so called representatives from them is far too vague for people that understand the wide array that are humans across the land scape
@delilahdrummond40762 ай бұрын
@@lm3729 thank you for mansplaining nationalities to me. I was not aware there were other countries, much appreciated
@moimeself108816 күн бұрын
@@delilahdrummond4076 right? That dissertation was so unnecessary! 😂
@priyadasare1468Ай бұрын
Resting his Mr while shit is hilarious 😂😂😂 these guys are crazy 😂😂
@Leira26ariel2 ай бұрын
As big as Fuhads hands are I believe him. 😅
@nickfree6311 күн бұрын
Mean muggin the sink had me cackling
@itz-dust2 ай бұрын
Bro!!! Rem wheezing off camera is sendin me! 🤣🤣🤣
@ummik83362 ай бұрын
I started watching bc i liked to look at james' glow. Now we know. Its the oil🧖♂️
@jjgbnАй бұрын
I just laughed out loud in a packed gym when James said ‘if someone finds ash on my gooch, im going to the hospital’ 😂😂
@aidanfick21612 ай бұрын
Cream in the batty is crazy…😂
@IcyKitty2 ай бұрын
yeah yeah, it's different, yeah yeah had me rollin'
@The_Bashar2 ай бұрын
A woman already has a pumpum made for it! What’d you want with her back door? *That is sus.*
@JadeMoore-f4v2 ай бұрын
When they started talking about moisturizing.... all i could think about was Doctor Who (i think it was samantha or something....) "Moisturize me, Moisturize me 😆 😂😅"
James..... what is wrong wid ur dry self...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jackthesmith34311 күн бұрын
Resting your boy on the seat is absolutely absurd… 😂😂
@melyssamac51622 ай бұрын
James! James! James! Sir hahahahahahaha
@lyza692 ай бұрын
Clapping for Fuhad about the lotion.👏Guys, lotion up everywhere, we love it too when your skin is as smooth as ours and not dry! And add some extra TLC on the knees and elbows, everybody needs it, men and women alike. It makes a world of difference. Now if you go the extra mile and pick the lotion that goes with that cologne you wear that you know we love, you'd have us in the palm of your hand. Just saying. 😮💨
@Blizque2 ай бұрын
My brother wasn’t home this weekend, so I had to take out the trash. When I tell I had to swing the bag three times before I could get it into the actual bin😭😭The I had to roll it to the curb, never again 😭😭
@peklenc97272 ай бұрын
20:00 im gasping for air this is hilarious
@JosephWashington-p8c2 ай бұрын
How James calling something sus and he just did that motion to dry his face after that face mist? LOL
@JadeMoore-f4v2 ай бұрын
James stoppppp..... why are you so sus 😂.... 🤣
@austinmarable54362 ай бұрын
James' hammys look like the sahara
@stefon81524 күн бұрын
The kendrick song is called 'U'
@mater13552 ай бұрын
11:48 why James lick his lips asking about the gooch 😂😅😂
@bgcno22 ай бұрын
Not James calling moisturizing sus and then going on to explaon his routine. ...
@blueshoes51452 ай бұрын
10:22 ‘ don’t judge’ ….oh I’m judging hard, brother 😂 The point of scrubbing is to exfoliate the dead skin cells. Dead skin cells don’t get washed off with just water. You need mechanical action. You must scrub the feet for sure. Especially as a teen AND as you get older. Less stinky feet, dull skin and cracked heels. It’s a win-win.
@rcsims3132 ай бұрын
the last question was too wild haha I have this issue living in Asia. For whatever reason, some of their toilet bowls are smaller or slant in the front occasionally. The amount of times I've been dumping and my tool hits the front of the inside of the bowl is CRAZY. I've had to scoot back or semi-hover many times because there wasn't enough room to let it hang "in the air" like I'm used to in the states. Glad I'm not the only one that has thought of this haha
@earlefinlay36822 ай бұрын
James we need to talk about what you mean by moisturizing being sus bro...that ain't working here
@drkness12 ай бұрын
I pray to God Fuhad only does that at his house and not at a public toilet cause ain't no way lol
@virallcullture85852 ай бұрын
For the entirety of the lotion hygiene convo, all I could think was... "Rich coming from the guy who doesn't wash his legs" 😆
@kingkobra86992 ай бұрын
another banger as usual
@trixie16362 ай бұрын
Fuhad, I 100% do the same thing when getting ready. I’m always 10-15 late because I don’t account for little things. I also mess up in my brain thinking the time I have to be there is the time I have to leave. 🙃
@Lobby_Escort2 ай бұрын
James thinks lotion is sus because the image of fuhad doing it gave him sus thoughts. That Freudian slip is crazy lol😂😂
@nerlycam24 күн бұрын
I just love you guys, i cant stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂