Sonic '06: ALPHARAD SCREAMING - EPISODE 5 - Friends Without Benefits

[@mightygi1141]

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUCKING GOAL RING IT WAS RIGHT FUCKIN THERE AND IT SWITCHED THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS

[@fungusonus]

mightygi11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@SirWrexes]

KZbin already has a subtitles feature, you know ?

[@user-ct1sn8qb8i]

Existential Crisis City: "That tornado's carrying a car!"

[@EHyde-ir9gb]

The Duck More like: What is the tornado's purpose in carrying that car?

[@rooksclown316]

Steelhunter777 to throw them at sonic

[@JudgementARK]

17:18 for Alphamad from the beginning of the segment. 18:18 for Alphamad.

[@BigSteelSnake]

Jacob at the beginning of the episode: | Jacob at the end of the episode: /

[@mx4159]

Alpharad we don’t need you to scream. That’s what Weegees for

[@shuouma7120]

Bob bobinson You mean Tarvis

[@REAL.T0AD]

who the fuck is Tarvis

[@Totomeister]

Travis and Turvis combined

[@KenLaKen]

This reminds me of the time the Dualshock battery died on Friends Without Benefits

[@superfang11]

Can you remind me what episode that was?

[@MoustachioFurioso83]

This reminds me of the time Alpha's self-control died on Friends Without Benefits

[@JamUsagi]

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[@estevansolis]

This is actually the first time ive ever heard alpharad yell in anger........what a time to be alive

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

What you just saw and touched, Alpharad... WAS YOUR FUTURE SELF! [KINGU KURIMUSON]!!

[@ethankarr1239]

I think you mean Emporer Crimson

[@emiliarfox]

he touched himself hehe

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Ethomarr Please... We're already watching Sonic 06. Please leave non-Sonic 06 terrible things out of it and let me enjoy the Jojo reference

[@averyconcernedridley5882]

Well my filthy deeds done at a reasonable price drags you into another universe to prevent that

[@Armydillo62o]

No amount of screaming will surpass that last MP5 episode

[@samsonfgc3472]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[@Armydillo62o]

Unlucky Sempai I'm just here to play Mario Party

[@jeffreymedvick6541]

You clearly underestimate the power of Sonic '06.

[@powerlily2502]

Here from Alpharad Gold

[@beanjuice4778]

thank you youtube algorithm for bringing me the right way

[@Iinneus]

13:45 - Missing all those rings: I have watched a lot of playthroughs of this game... I've played the game myself... I'm actually a big fan of speedruns of this game... _I have never seen anyone get those rings._ As far as I'm concerned, it's not actually possible. The spring sends you to one of the dash pads that's off to the side and thus you always run RIGHT by them in a scripted sequence. 13:52 - "This could be the coolest Sonic level." They brought it back for that reason, actually! 14:35 - messing up the sequence and then getting the rings this is a momentous occasion in my life Also, I'm recalling the moment earlier in this LP where you guys mentioned that because it's pre-recorded, you've already figured out everything by the time we comment, so I guess I'm just looking forward to the episode when you guys realize you can light dash and make mach-speed levels way easier.

[@leonthelamp618]

Linneus all that and you still earned an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

[@MangaManifaction]

Holy shit, it's not often to hear Jacob like that. That was hilarious

[@josephrandisi6416]

I have honestly never heard someone say the Lego movie is a rip off of the matrix, and I honestly don't think it is that valid of a comparison.

[@Eeveegal]

here from gold

[@skeeth2631]

if even Jacob is getting this pissed im terrified to imagine cade playing this

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

It's incredible that a game like this manages to have such a clear low point.

[@pro-toman]

This just in: Funny Internet Men Alpharad and Dad are actually Wee Gee the God and Turvis aka Supa Dupa?

[@GlaceonBM]

Dad's not being loud though

[@mx4159]

I’m super duper with a big tuper

[@pro-toman]

Infinity Sparks Exactly! Either one of them is the loud one, or the other is. Never both

[@unskilledrandom]

wrong way jo

[@haydenbrackett1028]

Cade was the most calm person on FWOB today.

[@PrincessLillie]

That's going RIGHT into the Friends Without Benefits Funny Moments Compilation.

[@geoshmeo1900]

I wanna say I am enjoying this series so far, and all the other series too, but this one is a bit special because I actually speed run this game, so watching you makes me remember all the times that I got screwed over too 😅. I cannot wait to see more.

[@baconbasket6247]

I've never heard America blessed so much until today.

[@shadowrealmopennings8093]

I think this is the first time i've ever heard Alpha scream in actual anger. But I actually felt your anger there *Alpharad* . All our hearts and prayers go out to you. Plus if he was playing with anyone else on the channel, i feel like it would not have gone as well. Good job *Dad*

[@user-ct1sn8qb8i]

@6:07 Shout out to Central Park and Chao Garden. Crisis City is New York Confirmed?!?! MatPat plz help

[@gob384]

I think we broke Jacob. Good luck Don.

[@dazrael6379]

Every play through I've seen of Sonic '06, Crisis City is where I always see the game and the player really start to breakdown. Every time like clock work.

[@MushokuShiro]

This man needs a whole lot of potato bags to pepper all this salt on, holy shit. Still luv ya tho

[@kiddo4816]

Are you okay Sonic? "Y-YES"

[@jodumxd9781]

Sonic may be super but turv is super duper

[@Bellitchi]

with a big tuper

[@averyconcernedridley5882]

Yeah You wanna play with your sonic games? I had a big rams is a big tans Cause Mario might be super But turv super duper With a big tuper Cause no ones going to hit it like he Cause travis has a big C But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess Clark kent might be a superman But I'm going to have a big pan He might have went to the past and to the future But I'm gunna make a New game how to nuture Man game grumps can't play like dat T-Dub's tv on the may Man you want to hit it down with the big town Man you can't be like the big blue My boy jacob he has insemula Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team Of the mean You see my boy deez he can rap like the rest That's on the test Man you can't even hit it with the big mess Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em' Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round babay right round I had a big town with the fwob -Town I came from a place called Charlotte My boy cade bought a lot He's gonna hit it down like a bartamatch He can skateboard like the top boy major duncan But you think major duncan so cool well cade gots a mog Of the foileit He's gonna unfold it like the toilet Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so fucking stupid But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy cade and that man And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game With the big mrain I'm gonna show you what's up and up'nt Because it's going down in turv's town You write turv down in your books cause turv's gonna have the hooks Of the big tooks Man all the ladies want me But it's gonna be a game to play the reign of the sonic games See he has a princess but I get all the others Hot princesses he wants one I get all the others Because turv's not gonna be a sucka See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ram And you wanna be in the band Well he'll be your main, man To get you out of that rant Because it's coming down with the town Everybody knows that they're gonna be found in the big round town Play this boys Cause it's nothing with the toys Time to quit playing with your toys Cause sonic ain't even an mario You wanna play with segs? I have the toys with the bois and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys Doise Of the boys Man my boy don doesn't even play with games anymore They're on their reigns with the games Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown I had the big town of abound He rebound that ball and shoot it He's gonna make it cause he's the t-t-t-t-t-top dog Man when they want something good they can come to turv Cause he's gonna be like the sea Fast and nice But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice Cause he wanna show you like what, huh?p

[@godalmighty5230]

This episode was like the perfect parallel for Danny and Arin.

[@claythetitan3359]

you play against bots until level 5

[@ethanhayes7038]

This is the most clever remark I've heard in months.

[@NatetheKindaOK]

Alpharad in this episode feels more authentic than anything he's done on his videos of him playing games "live" on his main channel

[@enrique7988]

Just wait till silvers story

[@threetonerebel5985]

I can't tell if the sarcasm about going to a theater and watching Sonic has aged well or not...

[@proud05645]

can you tell now?

[@user-ct1sn8qb8i]

MAN all of these KZbin Red ads make me wish KZbin Red didn't exist

[@michaelquintana2590]

The Duck Or, you know, just get it?

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

Michael Quintana but then you have to get youtube red

[@michaelquintana2590]

i'm taking you to flavor town My no-life life has been amazing since I stopped seeing those pesky ads. My dad still hasn't come back though.

[@novidas1613]

What even is the perk of KZbin Red? Super honest question; it's like, "instead of watching KZbin for free, you get to pay to watch KZbin! FUN!" And before anyone says shit about offline usability: ytmp3.cc/

[@michaelquintana2590]

Novidas Besides offline availability, all videos are adless, you have access to KZbin Red exclusive shows, the money you pay monthly is going to the content creators you watch the most, and you also have access to the entirety of the Google Play Music library. If you're like me and you don't watch TV nearly as much as you watch KZbin, I will always recommend it.

[@IamTealeaf]

this is the first descent into madness, up until now alpha though this was a FUNNY JOKE but now he will suffer true pain

[@sersmiles1635]

Loving this series

[@mbdg6810]

you know at 19:57 you could have used a glitch to beat the level. In this game when you die in a mach speed section with sonic you can actually still control him and you can use that to cheat out of death because of you hit the goal ring area it counts as a win despite you dying. still though that section at the end of crisis city is one of the worst it feels like you have a 99.99% chance of getting hit

[@madboat7704]

This is the dark souls of dark souls

[@Larken42]

“Ya alright there, bud?” “No.”

[@DragonBoyRW]

Alpha episode 1: wow I’m so excited!!! Alpha only 4 fucking episodes later: IM GOING TO BURN EVERY EXISTING COPY OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2006) FOR THE XBOX 360 AND PLAYSTATION 3!!!

[@SirWrexes]

I'm so not used to hear Jacob get mad, it made burst laughing so hard. This series sure is starting great.

[@bencicaballero8986]

*reads title* This is what I live for.

[@_CNT_]

mario

[@OVAH9001]

3??????

[@dockingwater1713]

1:05 Dude, have you met Knuckles? His solution to everything is punching.

[@devinj1424]

And here is the start of something horrible yet also amazing

[@alphathehedgehogx96]

aren't the orange legs a result of stockings??

[@jeanegreene374]

When dad tries to calm down his boyfriend but Alpharad combusts

[@sausey7456]

Bedroom? If you insist-

[@launchbase4944]

Scyanex -my bad dick-

[@twiggy5458]

I mean, you are pretty cute

[@natek6880]

*13 Inch dog penis* 👅🍆💦

[@EHyde-ir9gb]

Gets slammed with a car

[@DDJJ2468]

Alpha went full Egoraptor this episode, even up to the "It's fine man". This is what Sonic games do to you, people

[@user-ct1sn8qb8i]

British rappers be like Crisis Is My City

[@JustAnArrogantAlien]

0:19 “You guys ever see _Weekend at Bernie’s”?_ -SomeCallMeJohnny, who has played this game far more times than necessary

[@TwinAquarius484]

It's hilarious that God Bless America is Alpha's clean swear.

[@nemi9217]

This is where my childhood expectations were ruined

[@erikawithaknotac]

The things on Eggman a shirt were originally buckles, but were mispercieved

[@honeybadgerzombie1159]

Not sure if it was mentioned but interestingly enough a second “innovative feature” is happening in the 4th part of the stage. Every single individual in game piece of debris has collision 😁

[@Shymain]

[@RowansReviews]

Shymain thought I was the only one

[@Tamagaris]

I apologize, Alpharad. I bought Goodwill's last copy for $2.50

[@wing8696]

"IT'S NO USE!" give me likes

[@kingkeeper3570]

memeslolhaha I only do it for the memes got it.

[@poke1120]

memeslolhaha take my like good sir :D

[@mx4159]

No, it’s no use!

[@dote6864]

Nyes

[@durian4579]

memeslolhaha okey...

[@kfw-fp3uf]

oh boy, I signed up for this quality content! Yup! Screaming is fun!

[@precision8763]

Waiting all day for the best game of all time

[@sterlingmuse5808]

I agree Dad, this actually looks like it would make an AWESOME Sonic level. Want to see that as a reality? Check out Sonic Generations, where they made this level but awesome.

[@truemoon4545]

Just in time I just finished my algebra homework I said "ITS NO USE"so many times and my mind thinking that I would never finish the paper

[@passonthestar3689]

Can we talk about how stupid saving the future is? There's a limitless amount of futures so you probably won't come to see that one...

[@Shockm_]

I read the title and my and my sister were like this is going to be fun

[@thegoodoldays911]

Crisis city would probably be a cool stage in like any other game. Also wow it's almost like sonic games play themselves.

[@ItsWykkyd]

I don't think I ever beat this level. I gave up and played through Silver's story

[@TheF1nalMask]

I always thought that the last part of the level was easy because I light dashed through everything and prayed the game didn't break.

[@aeondiablo4693]

The Final Mask And in a game like this, that's all you can really hope for

[@DatDude0925]

People don't realize that this game legit challenges your sanity

[@Joey-lw3qm]

19:56 It was a stray car door.....HES THE FASTEST THING ALIIIIEIIIVE

[@jaerodbuckles1030]

I legit though I was just bad at the game when I was younger

[@YUKILOID39]

I can't tell if I'm laughing or crying

[@adamrhodes9533]

I like Crisis City's theme. And I enjoyed it as Silver. The Mach Speed section is horrendous. Never got to play Shadow's story.

[@mechaman5000]

Watch as Alpharan and Dadtron find a crazy glitch

[@Mr_Original]

"So now we learned... sometimes... f*ck it!" XD

[@lex3680]

*ThAt ToRnAdO’s CaRrInG a CaR!*

[@seelcudoom1]

to be fair knuckles only has punches, he is named for his punch organ, thats all he can do

[@maraschinomars1280]

I like how you keep asking God to bless America when this game is proof that God left us.

[@Phantom-T]

Hearing Alpha be legitimately mad is very...... unique lol

[@bobfranklin8188]

Can't wait to see if dad or dillon are next to explode in a game They've gotten mad but they're quieter about it Not including Mario Party because everyone gets mad and loud there

[@theleafeon8020]

That tornado's carrying a car!

[@itsnateasf]

Quick and clever joke here

[@WhipperTSnapper]

"Sonic, are you good?" "YE-YES."

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

did this just turn into game grumps lmao?

[@SylvalumNight]

Thanks algorithm.

[@Gayonetta5000]

This is fucking hilarious how glitchy the game is 😂😂😂

[@seelcudoom1]

i had a copy of shadow the hedgehog that was scratched to hell to the point the ground dident load in half the levels and it still functioned better then this

[@poke1120]

Guys i just got 2 ads on this video , is the adpocalypse over?

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

18:20 im weak!!

[@SirWrexes]

SO SALTY HE DIDN'T EVEN LET US KNOW HIS RANK.

[@The_RatMouse]

Both in sync: "Ring! Got it! Oooh!"

[@sclorp607]

this was uploaded on my birthday

[@infernocop982]

I was waiting for the crisis city rage and boy was it a good rage

[@mbdg6810]

it has one of the worse sections of the entire game

[@launchbase4944]

Sonic actually doesn't age, he's been 15 since Sonic 1

[@xanthethekingdomkeeper465]

Oh man did someone say egoraptor??????

[@CapnJigglypuff]

Cloudy With A Chance Of Vehicles

[@sirjio1023]

So anyone bugged that when they tilt the camera at the right time they show eggman's eyes

[@agarciahunter]

Hehe Ecks Dee Get used to it

[@akumatenshu1633]

i feel god like seeing how i can beat most the game without dying once

[@MBallyhoo]

Jeez his freak out is like Cade level of loud