Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games

A group of voice actors dub the dialogue from Sonic Adventure 2... in one take... with zero rehearsal. This is the result.
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Sonic - / snapscube
Shadow - / chongoshow
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Knuckles and Amy - / hayleycopter
Eggman - / paperboxhouse
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[@mrbonniebunz5471]

"Hey, man? Could I borrow your phone for a second?" "Sure, go ahead." 6 minutes later: 17:59

[@chainotosakagod3625]

Lol I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KLUCZESIA]

lmao good thing I have no twitter or nudes to post anywhere lol

[@n4t4bunn79]

XD

[@wintari6036]

I

[@chainotosakagod3625]

XboxVeteran what?

[@edaumaysol]

"STOP CALLING SONIC ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE"

[@Dinkdonkexe]

WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LIN-

[@alejandrolozano4919]

*Music background *

[@todotodolikesyou9518]

_Sounds like something Doofenshmirtz would say..._

[@MysticMaskMedia]

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

[@mariobrax3501]

You can’t be talking to sonic anymore! You’re not talking to sonic!

[@aquilaorion3531]

alfred’s performance here is comparable to heath ledger as the joker

[@ninjayoshi8020]

Except no death a month after it comes out.

[@chummyweevil3948]

@@ninjayoshi8020 oof

[@dabig9826]

he single handedly carried his seesion, lets be honest

[@codafett]

It's his magnum opus

[@AndrewTheMandrew531]

“BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH.”

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

12:58 The best part about the moon thing is, at that point in the story, no one knew who Shadow the Hedgehog was. Everyone thought it was Sonic doing the damage. So, imagine a drunk dude hijacking your TV, ranting about someone you've never heard of before, and then proceeding to blow up the moon.

[@TheJord4n]

Holy crap I laughed my ass off at the realisation of this💀

[@susiehaltmann3342]

“Mommy who tf is Shadow?”

[@R3belyc1ous]

💀

[@justapotato1176]

and that random someone being a hedgehog

[@JJEHUTYY]

I am DEAAAAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@SaintSentry]

Alfred during the Hero story: I have no idea what's going on Alfred during the Dark story: Aight y'all I got this

[@SaintSentry]

@@Usuario-bq4xx Oh mah gawd they were roommatesss

[@mailman019]

SaintSentry Alfred did great in the Hero Story dub though.

[@SaintSentry]

@@mailman019 Indeed, but you could tell that he was a bit confused throughout the whole thing.

[@edwardegan7858]

He was decent in the Hero Story but he’s literally the best thing in the Dark Story, and that says a lot.

[@mailman019]

SaintSentry True. I thought it was funny when he didn’t know that the island blew up and yet he said it anyway. Still though, this video was much better.

[@GeneralOlde]

24:21 Eggman rolls the r's in a word that doesn't even contain the letter.

[@mariopokemon955]

THRRRRRRRROT!

[@that1connor583]

Yeah... but why can't he?

[@aclonymous]

t h *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* o t

[@_ADINFINITUM]

14:06 YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS *D-R-R-ROP-L-L-LETS* HIT THE FUCKING EARTH...

[@hakjob9847]

@@_ADINFINITUM for a while I thought he said piss- thropalypse but driplits works too lol

[@mabelsan1133]

Thinking about how Eggman spent 3 years trapped in a facility and only dreamed of escaping to get home to his wife and then discovered that his wife had been cheating on him with every furry in existence while he was gone

[@SPG69]

*mega super ultra extreme ultimate supreme god omega OOF*

[@Victoriai-y2m]

Eggman is a GOOD husband and he DESERVED BETTER

[@mabelsan1133]

@@Victoriai-y2m as a gamer, he didn't get respect 😔

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@mabelsan1133 well since I'm not a gamer, maybe I'll be respected?

[@-memoria-2136]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez ...That just makes you a _beta c u c k._

[@ASunflowerRaccoon]

19:12 "I have access to the twitter headquarters" Is looking at a big X. What other prophecies can we pull from this series?

[@MplusL]

The Moon blowing up.

[@jayminyoel7911]

@@MplusLHawaii blowing up

[@MplusL]

@@jayminyoel7911 I'll do you one better: The Great Furry Orgy™

[@Likgaty15]

​@@jayminyoel7911Maria blowing up

[@PinkAngyBirb]

@@Likgaty15 Jet finding POMPEII.

[@djsalad5752]

14:09 how did he roll every letter in “droplets”

[@chopper7867]

*D R R R R R R O P R R L E T S*

[@caseybaker7935]

Same way he was able to roll the r in thot later

[@bomes2084]

d *RrRRrrRrRR* oplets

[@sero.toniii]

How the FUCK do you even roll an L I'm thoroughly impressed

[@The_Max1m]

@@sero.toniii RIGHT? I've been trying for 20 minutes

[@Lucky_T]

12:50 this scene alone started the greatest meme of all time.

[@eins2001]

YO WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR DISPLAY PIC

[@Lucky_T]

@@eins2001 It's Orcane from Rivals of Aether

[@memeboi6942]

Little did shadow know saying what he said caused eggman to piss on the moon

[@dorca9308]

* 13:00

[@chandlermuehlberg2044]

Ah a piece of internet history was born here

[@destroyerofturtles5024]

22:38 when you skip the dialogue, but accidentally click on the rude dialogue option.

[@stefazolin83]

BRUUUUH

[@stefazolin83]

@MrKlassic nice bro

[@herecomedabees]

"This action will have consequences 🦋"

[@EsponjosoPollito]

Lmao

[@ItsMeRytendo]

Telltale games tbh

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

7:25 The eggotistical performance abruptly changing into absolute fucking mad "I'M BACK AT THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN" is absolutely amazing

[@shvtluvv]

LITERALLY LMAOOO ITS A MEME

[@thoroughlyunoriginalname]

eggotistical*

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

@@thoroughlyunoriginalname Done

[@rojandyyyyyyyyy]

​​@@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr eggotistical* you missed the first t

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

@@rojandyyyyyyyyy Oh didn't know first T is actually in the word

[@chefbraydent1791]

11:23 *"THERE GOES HAWAII, THERE THERE THERE GOES HAWAII, OH THERE GOES HAWAII, THE ISLAND IS GONE!"*

[@Hedgy115]

"THERE GOES HAWAII..."

[@victor_dreams]

(Actor gets disentigrated because the blast)

[@dollbones1188]

I wanna pee on it.

[@josieblueyoutube2677]

I just, wanna piss on it

[@yessirskii6973]

Find a rock nice and you know *pee sound effect*

[@tear4442]

16:43 "WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LI-"

[@depressedthoughts]

Hey sonic

[@SKeLeTrust]

The cut is the reason I’m lmao

[@summergolding1539]

depressed thoughts hey bb

[@depressedthoughts]

WHY IS- NO. you CAN'T be talking to Sonic anymore. You're not talking to Sonic.

[@summergolding1539]

depressed thoughts YOU NOT ARE MY DAD DONT FUCKIN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[@aurora5092]

7:13 why is no one talking about the transition from eggman genuinely singing really well to him shouting on the top of his lungs

[@n1k0la1]

"I'M BACK AT THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!?!?!??!!!!"

[@JonGon005]

@@n1k0la1 "OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK! OH NO, NO NO. NOT AGAIN!!!"

[@gryffonmanic]

@@JonGon005 *"PLEASE STOP. OUCH"*

[@JACK101Star]

Well, I've learned so much from his Twitter. I guess there's only one thing to do now.

[@MisterFiasco]

It’s the point when the weed brownies finally hit him. Like a sack of b... Uhh, br... ... ...brownies. Yeah.

[@bluerose1689]

Does anyone else recognize how Alfred’s verbal aggression slowly rises throughout the entire dub until the end? Like eggman is actually getting progressively angrier

[@Pajamalamalamalama]

I was surprised to find out that Alfred wasn't a voice actor. He's a storyboard artist. This was one of the most compelling comedic performances I've ever heard.

[@galaxydragons6244]

Calamari Cam who is alfred

[@galaxydragons6244]

Never mind

[@Sylpphire]

I've talked to Alfred during his streams with his friends many times. They're an incredible mess of individuals and I love them so much.

[@devinward461]

I would love it so much if he actually did professional voice acting

[@0SC2]

That makes boatloads of sense. Of course a storyboard artist would deliver the funniest improvised rants on the internet!

[@Kalidascorp]

19:10 Twitter headquarters being an X was bizarrely prescient.

[@hoolixan]

LOL just thought of that as I seen it

[@saltierdongs7760]

As well as 18:08 when he brings up islands and "egg dick"

[@typo1345]

​@@hoolixan same actually lmao

[@fuckyouwhoevertookmyname]

THAT'S CRAZYY

[@ccelite3782]

Imagine finding out Musk was a SnapCube fan

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

_"WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE _*_VILLAIN LINE?!?!?!?!?!"_*

[@qtrureborn]

One comment until 69 I’m 68

[@chasethemaster3440]

@@qtrureborn nice

[@arissadoserobloxandnumberb298]

Time stamp: 16:44

[@Helicopter7]

I love that part

[@harbingerserenade9569]

*VILLAIN LINE*

[@OttoNaCall]

18:43 THE CUTOFF WAS SO PERFECT

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

"wait i know you! i saw your di on twitter!" "OH GOD DA"

[@N-TheSilly]

“Maria….” *random ass explosion*

[@pacifistichuman82649]

maria boom

[@BatmanSmiling]

“Guess what, Robotnik? I have access to the Twitter headquarters.”

[@sosansational]

"maria" explosion THAT'S IT THAT'S HIS ENTIRE ARC

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

Indeed, funny bone man

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

Indeed.

[@PrettyPreston]

@@thesandguardianofthesand sans?

[@autism21918]

Indeed sans

[@xXTigerWaveXx]

Literally tho

[@CeCeAndTheBees]

23:45 is by by far, the best mental breakdown I've ever seen

[@melodica_man0216]

Pissing on the moon is pretty good. But the tone of voice, the distortion when he says “the world”, the way he says thot, everything about that sequence was great

[@neoagent3]

*the wORLD*

[@chicksinfire]

@Barbara Moreno why are you censoring it

[@UsagiAgastopia]

@Barbara Moreno And then everybody fucking left because the fucking ship was gonna to be destroyed.

[@Sheovion]

@@chicksinfire probably because youtube deletes "offensive" comments

[@horse_plinko]

Alfred *killed it* with Eggman. His character's slow descent into complete madness after being trapped in a fortress with robots for three years and learning that practically every other character fucked and/or peed on his wife was glorious to watch, and I loved every moment of it. This was my introduction to Real-Time Fandubs. And oh boy, what a fantastic introduction it was. :DDDDD

[@anonymousgoblin792]

Page You said it. XDDDD

[@IronGloochIMAX3D]

Page improvised writing at its finest.

[@DerpityDerpz1]

Same here actually. I had no idea what to expect lol

[@darksaiyan9103]

Its glorious

[@atomicgummygod9232]

Damn straight

[@spamtong.spamton8416]

1:28 I love the implication that Eggman's first name is Doctor.

[@flameshot4798]

Shadow: Maria. (Explosion) Whole Cast: (Uncontrollable laughter!)

[@Armentitron]

I don't get it

[@flameshot4798]

con.bombadil funny timing

[@whatstheteashishtarspillpl834]

18:54

[@taylorhacker4032]

con.bombadil It’s because Shadow loved Maria but she died and that explosion just rubbed it in at the perfect moment

[@flameshot4798]

This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten

[@kashmello]

Everyone is talking about Eggman's moon-pissing announcement, but 23:44 is really where it's at.

[@sabbysonic2537]

kashu ah a man of quality I see

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

AND THEN SHE FUCKED the WORld

[@stardust_sonic]

The real callout post on Twitter dot com

[@cheeseonyomama]

@@literalstapler jussy lmaooo

[@wafflekingdor5376]

OX you shouldn’t talk about your wife that way

[@axisred2301]

6:43 Wow, that lip sync

[@samyen3210]

Oh damn

[@christineshepherd9459]

DEMON I have watched this many times yet i only noticed it when YOU pointed it out

[@alaskaexpress3672]

Why does it fit perfectly

[@gamerdomain6618]

I I just God bless America.

[@amarimitch1569]

That lip sync dough.

[@purplezombie4940]

9:25 "I mean I guess that's fine, as long as I get my weed back, I don't really care." "I don't have a character motive." Underrated line

[@jasonhood8592]

"I don't have a character motive" shadow

[@MINDBRANDHITSHARD]

"Alright since team for infinity fucked my wife I'm going to have you both be part of my team, Why is the camera zooming in?" like bro went so quickly off topic in the span of 0.3 seconds

[@PrideEepy64]

⁠​⁠@@jasonhood8592LISTEN we’re going to explore this island Your going to find Sonic He has all the weed that you need, that Ganga, Mary Jane, Mar Jamig, all in his pockets, he is your local drug dealer and I am going to blow up the island

[@jasonhood8592]

@@PrideEepy64 you effing, cuckhogs...

[@hopper8514]

*WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN*

[@ryeinc]

11:22 “Rare documented audio of Emperor Tojo reacting to the bombing of Pearl Harbor (1941) [Colorized]” Truly powerful stuff.

[@Nerdzilla2002]

The Hawaii scene from 2012

[@maxthehaxor4401]

Funny meme, but Hirohito was the emperor. Tojo was the prime minister.

[@pewdsthrowaway1303]

MaxTheHaxor when?

[@maxthehaxor4401]

@@pewdsthrowaway1303 December 25, 1926 to January 7, 1989, Hirohito (known posthumously as Showa) was the Emperor of Japan. Hideki Tojo was Prime Minister from October 17, 1941 to July 22, 1944.

[@pewdsthrowaway1303]

MaxTheHaxor when did I ask?*

[@SmashSSL]

22:50 can we appreciate how well Eggmans movements fit with Alfred's insane dub

[@SnowyFoxlinn]

And so is the mouth movements!

[@tallcollin27]

you mean 22:51?

[@oskar3897]

@@tallcollin27 are you kidding?

[@tallcollin27]

@@oskar3897 no, im just making it more accurate

[@jamesscott7215]

tallcollin27 gameplay Bruh

[@alexlubbers1589]

12:59 is one of the funniest pieces of gaming media ever produced. Right up there with the infamous Battle Kid rage from Game Grumps.

[@kanati1133]

On par imo

[@Que_Drum]

It goes far beyond that

[@charliesigwalt1730]

Alex Lubbers btuqye

[@vuilnisgod4388]

666 likes 👀👀👀

[@Que_Drum]

Vuilnis God 667 now

[@teeviitime]

I feel like we never truly realized that the sirens turning into Sound of Da police suggests that the song was actually playing during Maria’s death and is now a trigger for shadows ptsd and I feel that that’s truly the greatest part of this entire video personally

[@block2533]

12:59-14:30 should be “The Best Clip On KZbin Ever”

[@SPG69]

ThatKidOnTheBlock agreed

[@SingularityEngine]

Holy fucking shit, thank you

[@dawnmanion1307]

THIS BIG

[@dawnmanion1307]

Guess what here’s what my dong looks like BOOOOOM

[@cooldog2636]

Andrew Clarke woah he was a voice actor for unikitty Edit: oh art department

[@hollyhoo]

Can we all agree that 12:59 - 14:15 was executed SO WELL? This HAS to be in the actual game. Maybe it is-

[@TAKirbyStar]

I wish it was...

[@Saeed_WT]

Wait what do you mean? It is real story (for those who doesn’t understand it is a joke)

[@hollyhoo]

@@Saeed_WT BAHA, good one!

[@anniethomas239]

Wdym this is the real version

[@TAKirbyStar]

@@anniethomas239 Someone bouta get wooshed up in here!

[@blackbird7357]

If the 12:58 rant isn't in the Sonic movie, I'm just gonna stay home.

[@supermariomaster2]

Well we have gangster's paradise (i dont know if thats the name) so it might happen

[@SpookyHam]

Yes

[@nackskott12]

Jim Carrey was the wrong casting, they should have brought in Alfred. Missed opportunity.

[@chertikinamoto]

I’d love an allusion to it, but I doubt they’ll put it in

[@JeeTinator]

Same.

[@aso-chan]

3:05 "Why you got hot sauce on yo head 'cuz? What's wrong?" The delivery of that whole sequence is golden😭😭😭

[@TheBloccobill]

The way he says "what's wrong" absolutely destroys me

[@crossagento3961]

The fact that "I've come to make an announcement" (12:58) was improv is incredible.

[@toster387]

it's improv but I think he planned it

[@toster387]

also he already did the eggman announcement in the hero story so there's that too

[@caseybaker7935]

@@toster387 I highly doubt he planned it. The center concept in it was introduced about 5 seconds before he started, and this dub was recorded the same day as the hero story. He's just good at improv

[@shushumga7482]

EVERYTHING is improv, thus being real time.

[@TorutheRedFox]

it doesn't seem like a lot of the cutscenes were done right after the other probably had some time to think about _generally_ what will be said, but the exact lines were improvised based on the general concept they came up with before recording the scene

[@TurtleCraftZ1]

18:52 "...Maria." *BOOM*

[@BerttheHuman4TheHydrant]

That was Libido

[@GTS_LTS]

This timestamps made my nose explode from laughter

[@xXdqBlizzardXx]

I dont get it!!

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

Oh god They set that as a nuke password

[@YaBoiBrendo]

Shadow’s entire character in a nutshell

[@mickeykatona6235]

9:30 “I don’t have a character motive” was such an underrated line

[@thaddayyus]

Mhm

[@MorganEdgy]

Totally agreed

[@drewp.weiner5708]

What is my character arc?

[@issacmunsen3663]

@@drewp.weiner5708 I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC

[@dozersharkss]

agree

[@LarryBarry39]

The speech starting at 23:44 is FANTASTIC

[@bjkaye9918]

The biggest THRRRRRROT!

[@Acid_Vixen]

@@bjkaye9918 THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN! THE WORLD, is going to be destroyed, right now, I'm logging off.

[@lilisky7748]

"I DONT GIVE A 𝐹𝐿𝑌𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾"

[@Superplushadventures-mi7bh]

Her JUSSY wasn’t satisfied enough!

[@ItsMeRytendo]

"Then she fucked 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕." I love that shit so much

[@lenb4142]

"Maria" *EXPLOSION*

[@puffy7341]

Your mom walking: you know me the fighting freak knuckles

[@Hellion421]

I literally cried with that, oh my god

[@unwrittenearth9230]

That’s shadows origin story in a nutshell

[@xxskullzluvr_45xx]

@Robocopp 33 No, MARTHA WAS EGGMAN'S WIFE, MARIA IS HIS GRANDDAUGHTER.

[@cygnusprime6728]

I was as confused as they were 😂

[@jordanboyd5587]

2009: Pingas! 2019: Piss dRRRRRopolets! We've really evolved.

[@aagabe3568]

T H E W O R L D.

[@AmaTheArtist]

Z A W A R U D O

[@fruitgummy2461]

jojo ref gib like

[@5forehead701]

*IM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON*

[@possibly_ben]

what about *b l e e n g u s*

[@Roman_199]

11:23 i need a full version of this

[@Zombified935]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXmloGaLoZeKiac

[@easyjakeoven77]

Rose's are red my peen is tiny 11:24

[@ramdogentertainment5321]

I’m scared at how it was on beat with the explosions... that took time and effort

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

I constantly get this stuck in my head.

[@yoshyfoods]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4HNlKumjZuGba8 I made an edit

[@Multi-fandomEldingArum]

5:06 why is the lip sync actually so good here and at 5:10? (This dub is iconic and incredible).

[@JackKanoff_]

22:50 is also really good 😂

[@mino2123]

6:42 this line is underrated it sounds exactly like something sonic would actually say

[@dentedkettle8118]

The voice sounds almost exactly the same and everything-

[@stefazolin83]

I maem sklsnsheue

[@stefazolin83]

Yes

[@BudDinktrap]

I love the lines Penny does that just have that... Sonic feel to them.

[@theknightbutamarketableplu8768]

Huh? Za Warudo? More like z a w a r u d u m b

[@dragonscales2758]

“Maria...” *explosion* *cut to black*

[@davidthecommenter]

*cue laugher*

[@gayfurry5287]

Guess what Robotonik? I have access to the Twitter HeadQuarters.

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Shadows ark in a nutshell.

[@Blazecap]

18:52

[@dingerfish5780]

*Me:* Goes to check the Sonic fandom for cool looking fanart *Me 12 seconds later:* 5:07

[@cyanide167]

Underrated Comment 😂

[@nadia-if2qy]

THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED AHAHAJAN

[@fandommess3591]

WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

[@ZachAttack1464]

*WTF?! IS THAT SHADOW'S DIC?!*

[@vxmpirismx]

Honestly. It's the truth

[@havenm6181]

23:45 probably the most underrated part of the dub

[@Anteater92006]

I would argue it's more passionate than the moon speech lmao

[@rojandyyyyyyyyy]

​@@Anteater92006which roll is better DRRRROPLRLRLRETS or THRHRHRHRHOT

[@marydarkheart13]

True

[@pikminaero2279]

6:30 What scares me the most is that this is something the real Sonic would say

[@ragerodracir]

PikminAero This IS the real Sonic

[@jamallewis260]

nah

[@puffy7341]

6:43 also something sonic would say post generations

[@thekingofhearts43]

The fact Alfred did 12:59 *without breaking character or having to restart* is impressive.

[@Synthc4t]

true

[@flashlightpaul1432]

He took a class on improv.

[@stanferrolino12]

he did have context from the other fandub he did

[@Synthc4t]

true

[@someone_like_you4771]

He's a God

[@nintendold]

the fact that Alfred knows Eggman's plans and motives without having played the game just speaks to how good he is at BEING Eggman

[@Bubbble_Bear]

He had context on the previous one (hero route) but only to SOME extent

[@JMcAfreak]

Has anyone seen the two in a room together? No?

[@MrRiccars]

I refuse to believe they don’t have a script to read through live.

[@TheTruepanther]

@@MrRiccars then why would they laugh like maniacs or say something wrong? And what would be the point in lying about it when it wasn't streamed, it be alot simpler to just call it a abridged version then.

[@Mr_Gamer-Random]

@@Bubbble_Bear like he didn't know the island would explode but then it exploded

[@CourierDan]

After all these years, I feel the intro sets the mood perfectly. Alfred: "Goin' uuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" Eggman: *Into the abyss with me!* Everyone: *cackling*

[@sirslimiii]

18:41 I honestly cant get over how well this line was delivered

[@depressedthoughts]

*BITCH YOU GON GET IN THIS CAR OR IM POPPIN BETWEEN YOUR EYES*

[@depressedthoughts]

@Foop2006pizza 202 Mariah [explods]

[@depressedthoughts]

@Foop2006pizza 202 guess what robotnik, i have access to the twitter headquarters

[@its_unbearable]

depressed thoughts don’t do it! His dick is too disturbing for the world to see

[@depressedthoughts]

@@its_unbearable trust me I've seen it in person. And the one you leaked? Photoshopped

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

Twitter, weed, rampant sexual innuendos, and piss. Only Alfred Coleman, master of all four elements can stop the *WEEB HORDE* and being peace to the land.

[@Hello-pv1xw]

No

[@ghostscouts]

Yas

[@borostanca]

actually Alfred Coleman is avatar since he can bend four of that elements. dude he fucking pissed on the moon.

[@dwyannelacandula7439]

29:05 shadow another [pained] sixeEEN...

[@dwyannelacandula7439]

29:23 you figured it oouuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu u u u ut

[@vividcolorandrichaudio6134]

7:25 the entirety of the FNAF series

[@tytheweeb953]

ONE MORE LIKE AND YOU'LL HAVE 69

[@VLNC_-ci8pf]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED IM CRYING

[@DontKnowWhatToNameHere]

@@tytheweeb953 No

[@AmaTheArtist]

With the exception of FNAF 4.

[@mr.kevin1209]

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

[@raetheanarchist]

When I tell you I've memorized Alfred's/Eggman's entire "I've come to make an announcement" speech... *I've memorized the entire thing, word for word, without listening to the audio to help-*

[@MplusL]

Prove it...

[@xianxiannn]

Record a video and post the beauty

[@SparklingJam]

Same

[@napstabl00k8]

SAMEEEEEE

[@floomffloof2655]

Alfred Coleman deserves some sort of award for his voice acting and improv.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

YES X1000

[@floomffloof2655]

All of these Voice actors, actually

[@maebyklausanddad596]

Officially the 420th like😩

[@alexbaribeault]

@@floomffloof2655 Especially Alfred though

[@SeiJunichiro]

18:52 Shadow’s backstory in every Sonic game out here like

[@MxPokirby]

@Kid Jotaro **_BOOM_**

[@comicman6437]

Mr. Pokirby *constant laughter*

[@jimmycampos121]

@@Aflay1 too soon 😂

[@thebiolibrary5572]

HeadOnTheCore yep, his backstory in a nutshell.

[@ScreamDemon]

@@Aflay1 OMFG THAT MADE THIS SO MUCH BETTER 😂

[@njsynthesis]

I think that the "pissing on the moon" scene is hilarious, but too many people are sleeping on Eggman's mental breakdown at 22:32.

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

*_THRRRRRRRRRROOT_*

[@abjectfailure4256]

I agree it is so great

[@yippeeyahoowoohoo]

*YOU DONE DID IT NOW*

[@neoagent3]

*IM S O SICK*

[@diavoloydoppio5400]

@@neoagent3 *MY* *FATHER'S* *HERE*

[@MinosPrimeOfficial]

I don't even know what the fuck is happening because I've never played a sonic game and that makes this 10 times funnier

[@saturn21207]

Me: *Googles "sonic adventure 2 breeding" to see tips of chao breeding, like if you can mix colors, etc.* Me twelve seconds later: 5:06

[@orange993]

XDD

[@MDegree819]

Milk Carton 69th like

[@saturn21207]

@@MDegree819 That's not funny

[@mikansan8216]

Me and my friend sat here laughing our fucking asses off. If this was Reddit, I'd give you fucking gold

[@justanotherecho8689]

Omg yes

[@calebmcintosh3241]

22:49, the way Alfred delivers that line gets me every time.

[@antonhagbox02]

What the fuck, shut the FUCK up. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Everybody's fucked my wife!

[@crustaceanking3293]

*laughter* but we can fix that i promise. just join us

[@Diego-cs2bf]

NO, I’m divorcing her ass, I’m throwing your ass in the garbage, I’m throwing ALL of your asses in the garbage, I’m taking your CDs and weed

[@antonhagbox02]

@@Diego-cs2bf I don't really know what this says. I can only read basic English.

[@anidalas]

@@antonhagbox02 destroy, D E S T R O Y

[@thedaysunion]

Exactly one year ago from today, Eggman pissed on the moon. The legend shall live on.

[@SarcasticPossum]

He didn't piss on the moon he... *PISSED ON THE MOOOOON!!!!*

[@roo.pzz4380]

I think the worst achievement in my entire life is being able to quote the entire pissing on the moon bit from memory

[@RennHans]

Nuh uh

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

15:29 My alcoholic father explaining how to start a lawnmower.

[@УльянаТихомирова-л3л]

OMG STOP I Can't stop laughing, the lawnmower is smart

[@Dannii3]

OML STAWWP 😭

[@cardboardcutout]

“And I look at you and I’m like HHHHHHH”

[@Kirbicon]

@@cardboardcutoutshut up, SHUT UP, **SHUT UP!**

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

LOL I LOVE THIS!!!!! 😂

[@noahblair3020]

“Maria...” *explosion happens* *UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*

[@patriciaarsenault2440]

140th like and first comment

[@noahblair3020]

Achievement unlocked!

[@mattygee6852]

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE ORIGINAL SCENE???

[@hyperch1ptune]

HE PISSED IN THE HOT TOPIC

[@noahblair3020]

AND HIS WIFE!!!

[@shorty-music-123]

12:56 is an iconic moment in humanity, and should be projected into space for all of the universe to hear

[@Mike-mf3ed]

Yes! But NASA must agree before that happens...

[@axiesem]

Then the space station turns into a fucking walnut and shoots blue piss from its dong with no points, no quills and no pillows and pisses on the moon

[@lazercatng]

I gotta make an anouncement:

[@brofistbro]

Take a sec to visualize how aliens would react to this moment being proof of human existence. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@mrtoocanishungry]

@@brofistbro they would definitely be crying of happiness, I mean who wouldn’t

[@MINDBRANDHITSHARD]

16:34 this whole mfing scene had me dying "WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE-" *gets cut off*

[@deniedred]

the back to back of the bit with rouge and sonic on the villain line and then to him and shadow😭😭 it destroys me every time

[@MINDBRANDHITSHARD]

@@deniedred HELP SO TRUE IT KILLS ME BRO

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

7:12 Just for those who want to listen to the hit song "All around me are Familiar Eggmans"

[@antonhagbox02]

All around me are familiar Eggmans, Worn out Eggmans, Worn out Eggmaaaans, Bright and- I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!?!?

[@antonhagbox02]

OOOOH MY GOD I'M SO SICK.

[@willowclawssillylilshenani2630]

OH NO PLEASE NO NOT AGAIN

[@antonhagbox02]

@@willowclawssillylilshenani2630 Please Stop. Ouch.

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

Thank you everybody for assisting with copying down the lyrics

[@speedleo29]

13:39 He was cursing out Obama because he's right there on the left.

[@bkuey24]

LMAO

[@Raincally]

Oml

[@rinkothelad]

MR PRESIDENT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!

[@nicoleflores2054]

I LOVE THIS NOW

[@YousufIbrahim2001]

Thank you for making this bit so much funnier than it already was, good sir.

[@jordanboyd5587]

9:25 _" W h y i s t h e c a m e r a z o o m i n g i n ? "_

[@coldzoroark6440]

I don't have a character motive

[@dmmpot4761]

Listen

[@miui_burrito9203]

We’re going to explore this island. U are going to find sonic. He has all the weed that u need. The gonja, that Mary jane *Mari* *jamij*

[@dmmpot4761]

@@miui_burrito9203 All in his pockets

[@bernadettefrancis9885]

He is your local drug dealer and I’m going to BLOW UP THE ISLAND.

[@rosskerr1439]

“BROTHER! I NEED YOU TO STOP TRYING TO HIT ME! BROTHER! YOU’VE RESET MY VOICE MODULE BUTTON! BROTHER! AAAAAGH!!!”

[@dragonking7092]

I love how they left the laughs in. Like laugh tracks, but they actually enhance the experience instead of ruining it

[@sleepy_koko]

But the laughs are real and aren’t just placed in at every joke to tell you “hey this is a joke”

[@dragonking7092]

@@sleepy_koko misread that at first lmao

[@vxmpirismx]

If they didn't have laughs in this, this would be the most painful thing to watch.

[@jellifygirl]

@@vxmpirismx It would definitely lack soul tbh. Like a TV show where you just feel like they're faking everything. But like this it feels super organic and I :sob:

[@kormannn1]

@@jellifygirl this is a true sitcom

[@bloodstoneore4630]

18:52 shadow's motivation summarized 100% perfectly

[@dropkickguy6221]

RIP maria

[@SPG69]

#perfecttiming

[@n0nexreb0rn4]

14:15 this guy saying "pause it" likes it's a safe word XDXD

[@zigzoinks5493]

It is a safe word. ;)

[@aqua2966]

Zig Zoinks lmao for real this nigga

[@winstongchurtil]

Deposit

[@Apotheosister]

He legit sounded like he was orgasming.

[@TheShadow1347]

Lmao

[@maxinal56]

12:59 most iconic moment in cinema history:

[@MeBeCreepy]

"Maria.." *Explosion* *Everyone Coughing and Dying*

[@matthewbrown8605]

That scene was hilarious, I nearly died and I was crying while laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@sawyervuorensyrja4703]

I almost died from laughing so goddamn hard

[@bacarrakris5432]

I still don't get it what was so funny about the scene

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

bacarra kris idk either

[@MeBeCreepy]

@@bacarrakris5432 they had absolutely no idea that explosion was coming

[@jonathancangelosi2439]

13:10 Alfred seamlessly goes from a crazed, deranged Eggman to a perfect imitation of shadow saying the MEATIEST “t h i s b i g” and then back in a split second. I’m on the floor.

[@ashtheangel2207]

Bruh I need my rescue inhaler after hearing that

[@jonathancangelosi2439]

@@ashtheangel2207 Bruhhhh I have asthma too, and I had hiccups for 2 DAYS afterwards. I had to do deep breathing just to make it go away 😂

[@big_sea]

yes

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

"t h i s b i g" fit so well with Eggman pushing his hand forward in an extravegant way.

[@nannikart60peironi]

Teng un pesc che è tant

[@64stardust64]

“Hey Sonic” “What’s up baby” “I found Tails, he’s flying without your permission again, do you want me to punish him” “Nah don’t do that he’s had enough” “ *WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE* “

[@jakebello7988]

*transitions to acapella LoZ theme*

[@potatopal2985]

the more important question is "why did sonic call shadow 'baby'-"

[@oddcrafter1270]

@@potatopal2985 Use your imagination ;)

[@ShadowSorel]

16:26

[@bruhmoment-oq4wu]

Hey Sonic.

[@mummifiedbutterfly]

I'm gonna tell my future children that this fandub is the actual story of Sonic The Hedgehog.

[@tetrauchiha]

14:16 "PAUSE IT PAUSE IT x10" "Pause it" "PLEASE HAVE MERCY" I'm dying

[@SquooshyShark1000]

ugh, oh god, what the fuck happened last night?

[@thekingof.carrotflowers]

You pissed on the moon Eggman

[@SquooshyShark1000]

@@thekingof.carrotflowers we're really worried about you, this is an intervention. we're here to help you

[@axatu7716]

Gelatin What are you talking about, I didn’t piss on the moon-

[@SquooshyShark1000]

@@axatu7716 you pissed on the moon, look at the moon, it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. im teling you, this has been a problem for a long time

[@theterrorofdimensions1326]

Can we just appreciate how Alfred pulled the pissing on the moon bit off so seemlessly, even though everyone else was dying of laughter, and he didn't crack once until at the end?

[@horizontalnoodlelmao4286]

For real, he kept up the same energy the whole time, it was impressive

[@mikmik.__]

@@horizontalnoodlelmao4286 Yeah youre right

[@lennydickson8845]

If I wasn’t a goddamn goofball I would love to do his shit

[@reacherflyer9942]

Bro This Man Alfred Deserves And Oscar

[@flameyboy4184]

He’s a tough egg to crack

[@doggonpc1303]

17:58 The greatest line to exist on the internet.

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim9701]

I DID IT! IT WAS MEEE!

[@TheDoc.]

More like 12:59

[@Quazar978]

@@TheDoc. 7:24

[@АлександрДадукевич]

@@Quazar978 9:25

[@benjaminnall2500]

900th 👍

[@perezcrew816]

It went from 2:02 "I can finally leave! Martha I'm coming home sweetie 😍" To... 7:25 "I'M BACK IN THE F**KING BUILDING AGAIN!!!!😭😠"

[@pikasome2585]

When you go back to school after Summer Break 7:25

[@willowclawssillylilshenani2630]

I AM SO SICK-

[@Naraskya]

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

[@adamdao4826]

The best part is the build up

[@mr.kevin1209]

Oh no WAIT NO, not again

[@TJ255]

Relatable

[@ohno3622]

Love how Alfred loses his shit at 6:28. Not a line I wouldve thought to get a huge reaction but holy shit I love it

[@picklehat1455]

18:48 Why tf people are not talking about it

[@nicoleflores2054]

What about 18:44 tho?

[@debhen]

What about 18:52? Edit: how did this get 100 likes in under 17 days (1:02)

[@NEOthefriendlyYoutuber]

18:52 best scene fight me

[@NEOthefriendlyYoutuber]

Wallace Eating cheese okay sure

[@uselesscrap7940]

Wallace Eating cheese What about The parts that aren’t funny? Like The time it takes to load The video ... and That’s it I guess

[@mummifiedbutterfly]

23:45 - 24:27 The best moment besides Eggman's announcement.

[@zekeoric1204]

11:22 As someone typing this from my house in Hawaii, i'm losing my mind laughing at this.

[@kalebchapman7842]

ZekeOric so you’re a skeleton then

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

ZekeOric we’ve found one

[@surrealorb8325]

Guys I don’t think we should be laughing this is a man or woman’s last words

[@Movin2DBiit]

OH THERE GOES HAWAII OH THERE GOES HAWAII

[@karafox6884]

OH THERE GOES HAWAII THE ISLAND IS GONE

[@sleepingz8211]

17:58 the popular kid going on his phone after bullying the quiet kid

[@mrarithefox]

I now have a broken spine

[@rembee341]

OH NO

[@francishernandez523]

That’s something I did too get back at some one and no one new

[@maffoo9775]

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?!

[@ruv5229]

@RICARDO LABOY *"NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW MY SECRET EGG [N O]!!"*

[@bholmesdev]

THREE YEARS. I’VE BEEN REWATCHING THIS FOR THREE YEARS

[@professorgreenbeans8275]

Same here

[@BBB0650]

Same After The Announcement Meme I've Watched This Came Out 3 Years (4 Years)

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

_"Pls stop Ivo..."_

[@lightning77natsaydokidokis68]

Me toooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeee what does that Shadow dtick

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

Robots: Please stop Sherlock... You: Whuuuuh... HOW DO YOU KNOW MY *MIDDLE NAME?!*

[@AurabotASMR]

I absolutely adore the comedic implications of Eggman confidently busting into a high security military facility only to spend 17 whole days wandering around in a desperate attempt to escape.

[@goatnouthegreatest]

Isabelle in Smash: *uses toy hammer* Mewtwo: *Psychic powers* Cloud: *uses comically oversized sword* Joker and Bayo: 18:43

[@caseys2698]

😂 Love the Smash comment

[@alezarde211]

For his neutral special, he wields a G U N

[@1882letter]

amy: *O* eggman: *B I C H U G O N G E T I N T H I S C A R*

[@snalxx1100]

ISABELLES IN SMASH!!!!???? OML AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@tumadre2205]

Leone Jade You didn’t know?!

[@comradesponge9762]

The fact that Knuckles and Amy are voiced by the same person is scary but incredibly impressive.

[@axatu7716]

Honestly, yes.

[@notellieblake]

Hayley is an icon

[@OfficialSharmat]

W E E D ? !

[@cornparade6874]

Its called falsetto

[@t-nbell7013]

I also find it strange that Sonic is voiced by a girl in this video

[@drewthelovable6809]

I like to think Sonic always answers his phone with “hey baby, what’s up?”

[@theajsouresrigasoure5651]

Hyuuiuii

[@ninjanate5014]

It’s actually pronounced “bby”

[@franciscop.garcia9931]

Why is sonic in the same line as the villain lin-

[@ninjanate5014]

*Legend of Zelda intensifies*

[@jessicalupton331]

Omg if Amy called sonic she would be so fucking happy

[@coolcomment8]

21:44 Jim Carrey at the end of the Sonic 3 trailer

[@Fizzy_faizaan]

Extremely accurate

[@yosher]

*Beginning of scene* Shadow: “Maria” *Explosion* *End of scene*

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂

[@GhaniKeSawah]

Maria was the self destruct code lol

[@SugaryStarzie]

12:50 Genuine confusion, shock, and anger in his voice, I love it, Alfred absolutely killed it as Eggman

[@PaperYonaga]

*W H A T T H E A C T U A L S H I T*

[@JCGamer5YT]

He always does

[@ultra2356]

Fr

[@jorgenofalltrades]

A Simply orange juice ad played when I hit the timestamp.

[@havoka2529]

He's the best as eggman

[@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90]

It's a tradition to watch these at least once a year.

[@theonlycatonice]

14:15 Dr Eggman's voice acting nearly kills a man, Jul 18 2018 (colorized)

[@Lgs260495]

He fucking reached climax lol XD

[@GZilla311]

@@Aflay1 Hard same.

[@fallenangelplays1725]

I mean i actually had to go to the hospital cause i laughed so hard

[@DustyDread]

18:56 Almost killed someone else, Jul 18 2018 (colorized)

[@l-shadow1775]

Both killed dem XD