Sonic Blade

[@Number2Vaderfan]

"Who needs muscle,,," We all do.

[@TrollBenable]

who needs brains? the people who buy this!

[@ace262]

yes

[@deadname2444]

It's 12am. I have to watch these for homework and was WARNED by my teacher not to watch these at night. I'm tired. I'm tempted to by this.

[@coolcupcake145]

are you serious that this was homework

[@deadname2444]

coolcupcake 145 yep, it was for drama, enough said

[@coolcupcake145]

+very spooky person Phillip ok that makes sense

[@guythat779]

Now I'm curious why she would warn you

[@ElmKyh]

@@guythat779 same here, the teacher be like: *DON'T WATCH TV INFOMMERCIALS AT 3:00AM*

[@WolfyLove]

0:48 WHO THE HELL MAKES A SANDWICH LIKE THAT AND THEN EXPECTS T0 CUT IT IN HALF PERFECTLY?! IT WON'T EVEN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH! ._.

[@CharlieilrahC]

Uhh... obviously Scooby Doo :P

[@tankandspank]

+Wolfy Love Me

[@mollyworkman384]

You comment 8 months ago then a month ago lol

[@mnmmed6948]

Charlie Turner yeah

[@spinosgamingchannel206]

Like Zoinks!

[@cannedbreaddd]

The biggest problem I have with this is: What the hell is this going to do to your cutting board?

[@anjastar]

Forget about the board, I'm pretty sure, if it works, that this could cut bone in half. Now you can cube cheese and get rid of your latest victim!! Voila!!!!

[@hobgoblin8038]

All for the low low price of $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99!

[@lunahetfield]

Biggie Cheese Boi yeesh! I would just use my regular knife! Idc if it turns out ugly, its still food

[@jimjim06ify]

I mean it would cut it in half what do you think would happen

[@supernintendo182]

Yes.

[@originalname28]

WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE CUT THROUGH THE PIT OF AN AVOCADO

[@lejazaikauskaite2856]

True

[@dreach8819]

extra chunky guac!

[@blakejames9743]

That's where the aliens are.

[@thatssoabee]

@@dreach8819 loooool pls

[@supernintendo182]

The same people who think you're supposed to cut foods by simply smashing a knife through them.

[@originalname28]

The hardest thing to cube, cheese! Try to cube a 10 digit number and get back to me on that, will you?

[@peachybreeze]

1000000000 cubed is 1000000000000000000

[@skaeity]

I like how they use the wrong knives to cut everything and are like "SEE HOW BAD THIS SHIT CUTS!?"

[@newfoundrooski]

Like not using a Serrated Knife to cut bread!

[@melodysmusicaladventures596]

Not to mention it also looks like they purposely tried to squish the bread and chicken with their hand

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

It's not even true lmao I use the wrong knife all the time, and they still cut through no problem. I've had those knives for nearly 5 to 6 years

[@Diamondblade2008]

1:55 who the bloody hell makes a sandwich using only ONE slice of bread?!?!

[@shoopdahoop2221]

Diamondblade2008 if youre trying to save money

[@goldenduck7294]

NOT EVERYONE IS WEALTHY LIKE YOU

[@889.]

Sandwich Hackers ✔

[@Gameboynitro]

0:52 Damn why is Shaggy using a knife can't he gobble down that sandwich whole?

[@katienowachek]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[@Gameboynitro]

Me?

[@williamhuang1665]

Gameboynitro

[@hyperdragondx9584]

Friends?

[@Cr125stin]

I still have mine I bought it back then and I've used it many times since i bought it. It works great. And they still bright quite a bit of money on eBay. I wouldn't mind having an extra battery as it runs out after FULLY slicing around 4 to 5 full size turkeys. That is still a good run time

[@WolfyLove]

Why the actual crap am i watching commercials...

[@Number2Vaderfan]

***** You're not alone.

[@hellasweetjeffbro9825]

2 months later I'm watching this at like 10pm

[@mollyworkman384]

Cause it's fun

[@sophiamurillo7786]

my life rn

[@hyperdragondx9584]

Super Splashor TV yep

[@MrCmon113]

"non compression sonic separation"?! Holy shit, that's brilliant. XD I guess they'd sell a lamp as "PGU - photon generator unit"

[@ElmKyh]

LOL THE LAMP

[@valeriediep3886]

...Is it weird that I watch infomercials to see how bad they are?

[@MadWasp01]

No, that's the exact reason why I'm here at at eleven fifty in the evening....

[@Catofox-RacoonBitez]

+Valerie Diep Nope

[@annakremras]

+TheMadWasp i have a problem its 04.14 here Where i live...

[@elvinklobocista5720]

0:00-0:10 Squish! Squash! Smush! No matter how sharp your favorite knife is, your food ends up like this. Yuck!

[@blakejames9743]

Ok, jokes aside, 2:00 kinda sold me.

[@Mosquito180]

i love infomercials - they seem to be the best thing on tv and the only thing that keeps my attention lol

[@SuperWAZZZZZZUP]

Unless you are Scooby-Doo or Shaggy, you probably aren't going to eat a sandwich like that 0:58

[@LaurenAwesomesauce1]

"We've all done that" I've never made a sandwich that damn big

[@justinwinsbro7770]

Notice it says stuffed healthy French toast

[@CJ9899]

3:09 your family will go ga ga. What where they thinking?

[@bootleg317]

I literally spit out my food at that point.

[@katienowachek]

+Uncle Bootleg same 😂

[@twillacatron7596]

3:12 That’s too funny

[@williamnowacki]

Sonic the hedgehog blade: Got to slice fast lol 😂

[@cathykemp3740]

Now That's a Sonic Blade Knife.

[@adriellcabrera5643]

0:00 - 0:10 well the demonstrator cutter isn't using the correct knife to cut it. Serrated blades are easier to cut bread chicken and tomatoes than chef knives

[@Schuyler2614]

Who looks at a knife and thinks, "Oh, this could be a little more sonic?"

[@FangPoster]

+Schuyler Chris chan i'm sure.

[@guythat779]

Me thinking about how I could bring back melee units into modern war

[@silvy3047]

these kind of knives have been around since the 80's lmao, this wasn't new when they made it

[@schnuurtchke]

Squish squash smush no matter how sharp your favourite knife is Your food ends up like this

[@Makron5]

I actually just keep a giant chainsaw for my cutting jobs, sure, everything looks ragged but the look of the neighbors when I'm making dinner is priceless.

[@ElmKyh]

Sure priceless ind

[@apriljones1013]

1:30 mushrooms aren't a vegetable.

[@erindennissillery6560]

Yes stampy said so

[@johancarlberg1530]

Who the fuck is stampy

[@knocknockify]

+xxcsgokid channel Stampy is a KZbinr

[@TARINunit9]

Mushrooms are probably _taxed_ as a cullinary vegetable. It's the stupid tomato fruit/vegetable debate again, but with a fungus

[@knocknockify]

+TARINunit9 If it was up to me, I would categorize foods by its uses. Fruits are usually used as a dessert ingredient. So if you were to ask "Is this a fruit or veggies?" I'd say "Would you use this in a dessert?" So would you use a mushroom in a dessert? No. So it's a vegetable

[@BreannaBrenko]

2:41 he did slice a pie...

[@Halobenzene]

"If you can imagine it, you can do it!" Why is the only thing I imagine sawing through warm human flesh?

[@Joe-ym7yc]

1:50 WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS TO ONE SLICE OF BREAD... WHOOOOOOO?

[@whalecat8049]

0:03 *SPLURCH*

[@Diamondblade2008]

I always wondered this. If they tout the knife as a tool that can cut through anything with ease, then how come it doesn't manage to cut through the table or breadboard when it reaches the bottom of the food item?! Just a thought...

[@liammcclure1085]

Squish! Squash! Smoosh! No matter how sharp your favorite knife is, your food ends up like this. Yah!

[@bloomingdaemon]

3:13 My spirit animal

[@Zolega89]

When this explodes: SONIC BOOM

[@moonshard3732]

Gotta go fast

[@cyan.6399]

SONIC BOOM-

[@elvinklobocista5720]

0:48 Bad cut 0:54 Nice cut of that super sandwich 🥪

[@killerxkombat]

Would this work in a zombie apocalypse?

[@TheGregatron3000]

Little do u know this is a prototype that leads to the development of the high frequency blade Raiden uses in metal gear rising

[@propov1802]

0:55 that's some scooby doo looking sandwich

[@Akires23]

"Look what sawing action of ordinary knife does to this sandwich, we've all done that!" 0:48. I can honestly say I've never had a sandwich that big. I don't think I could take bites of it.

[@stevetaylor8583]

0:48 HE MAKES THE CUT PERFECTLY AND HITS THE BOTTOM OF THE BOARD THEN BRINGS THE KNIFE UP AND PUSHES THE WHOLE SANDWHICH LEFT😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@builderman5745]

0:48 The Tallest Sandwich XDDDDD

[@sabasoulayman]

Thumps up if you're watching this in 2014

[@Brittonbubba137]

A slice of a slice. Well, I'm convinced, but I'm only using it for stuffed crap.

[@Diamondblade2008]

@Katio888 It is the Sonic Blade. The knife comes with two different blade sets, one pointed, one rounded.

[@meatshield_]

So, I've been wondering, how amazing of a murder weapon would this be?

[@zevil_2469]

Like a High Frequency Blade? Of course not

[@melodysmusicaladventures596]

It be perfect for chopping the body up

[@beekeeyah]

"make perfect browines" nah, its ok, i have my Perfect Brownie for that!

[@Lambocoon]

some of the persuasive techniques in this commercial are actually done rather well

[@desidol22]

@TheEliteNerd so that it fits in your fridge? or mini toaster oven perhaps?

[@kkyou.shiii0814]

2:10 and look at how much food you waste

[@brachy6695]

i dont care about the product, i just clicked because i enjoy perfectly sliced food.

[@robbiewhite2351]

1:58 😂 healthy for who... your cardiologist’s 401K?

[@TheSteam02]

You could use a serrated knife or a M2 BROWNING MG

[@azyfloof]

What's the difference between this and an electric knife, apart from this one might be faster? I don't see where the "sonic" is coming from. I'm sure it's a great knife and all, and the video makes it look very good indeed, but it's hardly moving by sonic power (for example an ultrasonic knife (and these exist!))

[@samanthanimmett257]

1:37 look how the angle food falls down so funny 😂😂😂

[@marcarriaga8833]

The ridge's on the knife are there for a reason who uses a flat knife to cut bread

[@intellectualhybrid2]

is no one going to mention the afro comb that they were using???

[@thatssoabee]

Ahlie

[@cheshahale]

HAAAAAAAAAAA...that's what I said...Hilarious!!

[@vincentlau6325]

The only thing you'd ever need this for is like large roasts or a big turkey. Using this on cucumber is overkill lol

[@jordidraws7723]

The way the ham falls before being fully cut at 1:45 😂

[@amk_catlady]

1:10 i love how he says it, like its such a revolutionary idea to remove the corn from the cob.

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

3:13 JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK DO CORDS WORK?!!

[@Lamb024]

I never seen my mom struggle with a regular knife 😂

[@Systematwork200]

sonic technology? ha ha ha ha XD the house makes BOOOM!

[@almorik]

i love infomercials so much

[@meatshield_]

3:14 lolwut

[@M4skedBoi]

Who the fuck eats that thin slice of cake.

[@bryanmartinez6600]

80 pound run way models...look like there about to die from starvation

[@M4skedBoi]

HERPY DERPEDY that models are from 3rd world i think

[@chesthaze5315]

"Non Compression Sonic Separation" What a funny way to say vvviiibbbrrraaatttiiiooonnn

[@SirRJay]

3:13 End his fucking suffering.

[@hypergrad2254]

Wow, this really deserves the name, on one half, looks fine in the commercial but when you use it, it's sucks harder than a colonic irrigation... oh and I guess it has some resemblance to a blue hedgehog, just maybe

[@Dylan-rv9sm]

This too is also good for gardening and trimming your bushes

[@redwolf2k]

Never knew angel food cake was officially the hardest food to cut. Also, when has STUFFED FRENCH TOAST been considered healthy?

[@supernintendo182]

Yeah if you're trying to cut paper-thin slices like a crazy person.

[@crimsoncomet3756]

Next, I want Sonic Screwdriver

[@derplizagaming1039]

What happens when you accidentally cut your fingers? you end up in a hospital

[@bellenesatan]

DerpLizaGaming humans can regrow finger tips... so at least that's that

[@SomeCuteDoragons]

They just took a electric knife and gave it a brand

[@agt7532]

How long is this available?

[@square242]

I came here for Guile and Nash, sonic boom ! sonic blade ! *** plays MP3 Guile's theme goes everything!

[@lilkimchim]

soooooo its a electric knife and hair pick

[@89vanilla]

this is a good product..i mean it can cut through anything..very nice...and it saves money because slicing a slice of bread in half can double the life of a loaf of bread

[@arielgonzalez5296]

This commercial should've continue that infomercial many years, but why was discontinued??

[@mrEbraheem]

Non compression sonic separation?

[@CaptainPupu]

You invited some ppl for dinner. The chicken just came out the oven. But you realize you didn't charge up your blade! Now you can't cut your chicken.

[@Diamondblade2008]

What if you had a stone or granite chopping board? Just a thought.

[@loischen9794]

Very cool i love it

[@resart5445]

Looks like a weapon for a japanese hack and slash game

[@Diamondblade2008]

You saying that, Ive read reviews of this knife, and it even has trouble cutting warm butter, and it simply baulks if you try to cut hard cheese with it. So much for the 'NCSS technology'.

[@silverjay4455]

Cool! Some more danger to slice my fingers in the kitchen Cuz knives werent dangerous enough already!

[@ljones5097]

0:52 we have all done that nope only u cause you want to eat a sandwich that fucking big

[@toraawa]

Squish. Squash. Smush.

[@robertoconconi]

Well, well, well, it seems no one knows how to use a steel to sharpen a knife. as Gordon Ramsay says "it's far harder to work with a bland kife than it is with a sharp knife"

[@slayer286kill3]

I learned that in boy scouts. So this "sonic blade" is useless if you have a good sharp knife.

[@Brownwing96]

Is it bad that this actually seems like a really good idea to me

[@therealMrA]

***** It would be if it actually solved a problem.

[@DisneyWorldAddict214]

so they have the sonic blade and the yoshi blade. whats next, the kirby blade?

[@supernintendo182]

The Xeno Blade

[@BabyPinkMonsoon]

@lvcsslacker It also helps if you don't push your entire body weight onto whatever you're cutting. I love how they smash the food down with the old knife and barely touch it with the knife they're selling.

[@arm_and180]

I'm sure that if a knife is sharp is doesn't smush food. The only reason you'd smush your food is if you're on steroids and crack at the same time

[@Araqnydd]

You sir, are a man's man.

[@zimbo5744]

2:57 Are you kidding me?

[@Saucer500]

+Zimbo i know, the man who make this advert MIGHT be insane

[@slayer286kill3]

I wss thinking the same thing. HOW IS CHEESE HARD TO CUBE?!

[@hyperdragondx9584]

...well try it then!

[@blueggplant]

1:16 Who the f will cut the veggie like that irl?

[@echodragonyt2942]

Wait cheese is hard to cut into pieces what o.o