Soon You'll Be Dead | Sammy J & Randy | Sydney Comedy Festival

Sammy J & Randy perform at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2015.
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Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.

[@joshuajonesdodkin7837]

i just love that they have a full puppet for a bit that lasts 3 seconds

[@AnyaKimochi]

It looks like the 'old Randy' but they probably dyed it xD

[@warpzone8421]

I hear it goes longer when they read the room and it seems like the audience is getting into it.

[@graemel3069]

A full puppet! ...they feed him for such a short stint...how nice :)

[@rydertheashen1722]

The best bit is that Randy's design has changed ever so slightly over time and that puppet is modelled like an older design, so it's always funny to see it

[@positivevibezonly5611]

Yes that was a funny bit

[@comeunsatellite7276]

'the skinny strange bird-like velociraptor hybrid-man stalks the stage'

[@lizey.thornberry564]

...clever girl

[@leahperin740]

hahaha good job dude

[@tamashiaiba9891]

I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY PIZZA IN LAUGHTER

[@jaxanderson7203]

"Hello little girl, what's your name?" "Satan."

[@bellflower1183]

Dude they literally said that once I read this.

[@gorbonator5008]

"LUCY LITTLETON IS A LABRADOR!" "yeah im not too proud of that..."

[@lillithinvictus7106]

Best comedic twist. Nearly woke my family up laughing

[@wolfcat1998]

I spit my drink out at that one.

[@tcurtin]

Worth relistening to that whole bit knowing it’s a dog. Amazing.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

It happens to the best of us

[@compusmart6168]

It's not bestiality if you're a puppet.

[@cxrriecxnine]

I love how my favorite comedian is an Australian muppet

[@RandumNPC]

Same

[@ruthkakekayskung6951]

Same

[@Duron0]

You mean Jim Jefferies?

[@cxrriecxnine]

@@Duron0 no Randy feltface

[@Duron0]

@@cxrriecxnine I know, it was just a silly joke

[@montanafidge]

"next 4 and half minutes" 7 minute video. You sit on a throne of lies Sammy J

[@zsdfs]

Tana Fidge realise that they don't have any control over how long the video goes for

[@bastionmain3110]

Lies of Randy actually

[@johnathon5455]

Sorry sir, I need to shut you down, your serving up an expired comment, that’s committing like 35 fda violations, and 3 war crimes.

[@renmarblones8798]

Whenever they sing "black and white song" it feels like they are singing it in french.

[@trumpetqueen963]

The alliteration was likely the loveliest literature I've listened to. I learned a lot about ladies' longings and loyalties. Limit the list's length, and you'll leave little left.

[@j.demarco8937]

Gold. The Lucy bit is Shakespearean

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Yes, Shakespeare was often quite Randy.

[@TheKellendras]

It was!

[@AUSSIETAIPAN]

Poor Paul's probably pissed.

[@nicholasdavis5393]

Cudos good sir

[@mouthy_maestrod2992]

Precisely. Id probably be pretty pissed that preposterous people promptly played with my perfecty plausible name.

[@quietone6848]

@@mouthy_maestrod2992 this comment is pretty old but I absolutely love it.

[@DonkyPuncharely]

I would like to recommend Letterkenny on hulu to you all. That show is full of this type of shit

[@quietone6848]

@@DonkyPuncharely oh my god! I love that show! "You's a generous womans Miss Katies, and that's what I appreciates boutchu"

[@aaronwilder2775]

I think we can all agree that when these two eventually go into the great comedy club in the sky, they will truly be missed

[@paulwheeler1199]

Not by me they won't

[@Kibamoto_]

@@paulwheeler1199 well screw your opinion

[@thomaslemos2240]

@@paulwheeler1199 no one is naming their kid Paul when they are dead

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

@@paulwheeler1199 Such a Paul thing to say.

[@Coteee_]

@@paulwheeler1199 poor paul, so misguided…

[@shadowessence4782]

BEST AUSTRALIAN COMEDIANS

[@SirNightmareFuel]

Sammy J graduated from the same secondary school as me. :D

[@diamondplayz8955]

I love that they waited to make the Paul joke

[@isaacwatanabe9599]

The lucy bit was just pure comedy gold

[@decstar]

No one is stock buying toilet paper when their dead *ba ba da da da*

[@aliasdirect882]

No one is coughing when they are dead ba ba da da da

[@jessicaable5095]

No one is paying with loose change when they are dead, baaa da da da da

[@Hamfam222]

No one is social distancing when they are dead ba ba ba ba ba

[@RS14988]

No one complains about face masks when they are dead baa ba da ba ba

[@baswdc2165]

No one is protecting their guns like they are babies when they are dead, baa da da da da

[@paultennyson419]

I feel strange when they say my name like that

[@motorsportfinish8355]

Very aPaulling

[@joimumu]

how do you Lucy feels :)

[@majordonut4022]

“What’s you name?” Ş̷̨̢̮̹͇̹͍̪͉͔͕̱̺̝̪̠̜̲͎͈͍̹̺̘̬͂̑̈́͋̍́͐͐͗̐͘̕̚͝Ä̵̡͖̘̹̻̺͍̯̫̫̙̺̼́̔̏͒̽͑́̓̿̍̄͒͒̇͊̓̾̇̈̄̔̐̀̈́̄̀͂̏́̅͆̕̕͘͝T̴̛̛̛̳͔͖͗̎̈̓̋͗̊͋̎̔̏̈́̓̃̍̍͌́͒̀͊́̓̑̆̓̅͘̚̚͜A̴̢̧̨̧̛̤̭̱̪̬͎̤̺̹̳̙̫̦͕̻̟͕̠͙̪͎̝̫̫̙̝̹̅̆̀̒̋̀̐͗͌̍͋͛͋̂̈́̈̈́͒̋̇͛̌̍̆͂͌̀̔̌́̒̽͆̽̚͝͠͝͠͝ͅŇ̴̦̲̘̯̤̯̥̗̣̟͉̰̋̀̂̄̆͛̔̕͜ Me:hey thats my line

[@RandomGerman8008]

I Love how genuinely freaked out he got. He practically jumped back away from the lady.

[@Pheep5671]

this is the comment I was looking for! xD how did no one mention this? she deserves a free drink for that

[@Pheep5671]

wait I just realized they technically did include Satan (luci) in the scit.

[@tylinmccoy1158]

The story of Lucy and Lary is a shakespeareian tragedy

[@waldopotgieter6297]

What a lovely song to listen to during the Corona outbreak

[@pete2dc]

I would comment on how good these two are, but I will soon be dead...

[@earthrocker48]

The black and white puppet killed me

[@aron1089]

3:37 perfect shot for what he said

[@witchypoo7353]

Aww! He does look like a velociraptor-bird-man!!!!

[@puroboi9591]

Witchy Poo, Minus these 2 words: man and velociraptor.

[@wolfiadarkangel]

"Randy meets the audience" "This parts always shit" *Randy is littery introvert*

[@RandumNPC]

Why is it actually calming to know that I'm gonna die? It seems like that should cause panic but it seems more like a reassurance that nothing bad will last forever.

[@sarahoshea9603]

It's only the current culture of the last 80 or so yrs that's made death something "bad" that everyone wants to avoid.

[@masencahill]

Are you ok? Do you need a hug?

[@blu39943]

Optimistic nihilism! Nothing matters! Do whatever you want!

[@callumprice1710]

@@blu39943 my favorite philosophy

[@benderisgreat5059]

That’s one of my biggest problems with mainstream religions. Imagine being alive in some form for 1000 years. Now imagine 100,000 years. No matter how good some kind of afterlife could be, at some point, every person would just want to die. My limit would be about second 4 of licking gods balls. I would just be like “dude, just burn me for eternity, it won’t be any different from this after a little while.”

[@stephaniemiller4105]

That's seriously one of my favourite Sammy J & Randy songs...

[@llarmerfarmer5905]

The harmonies are great for a comedy band

[@napisready]

I like the fact that I played this in 2x and it still made sense.

[@jericalocke9136]

We've all tried this now, let's be honest

[@opulenceharbingerofchaos3939]

0.25 makes it earrape and depressing.

[@LiMCRiMZ]

This is one of the most entertaining things I've seen in 23 years on this earth.

[@opulenceharbingerofchaos3939]

Tis a very inspirational and good song. Truly underrated masterpiece.

[@GT4viper]

Ok KZbin, waiting for the coronavirus to suggest this is kinda messed up...

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Yeah, I'm getting it during the coronavirus spike.

[@KittyMax97]

When they do stuff together it just turns into an extremely twisted version of Sesame Street 😂

[@dcomp420]

Poor larry is like "is lucy cheating on me or not"

[@angramainyu4599]

Holy shit that L part of the performance was absolutely brilliant and crazy

[@itsantlord1012]

God gotta love Sammy J and Randy

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

DumbEmpires

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

darkEmpires

[@factsoverfiction7826]

"Lacking laughter"? Listening!

[@MegaSlacker123]

“Clever girl “ I understood that reference!

[@netblu]

I use that reference so many times but because other people haven't watched Jurassic park as much as I have they don't get it 😂

[@user-sv5kt8qz3v]

Good job

[@justsomedudeontheinternet1197]

Randy and Sammy j go together like pb&j

[@Isaileee]

0:35 head reveal

[@misterfister8641]

The technical director allowing those close-in headshots for two and three lines of lyrics at a run deserves to be slapped in the face. This is a duo act, and the theatrics and body language of the puppet is one of the primary sources of comedy. Intentionally refusing, for more than half a minute at a time, to display that with a wider shot, is theatrical malpractice.

[@tyronegordon8985]

You might have missed the point of the final number.

[@devinedgin673]

Then dont watch it if its such a problem 🤷‍♂️

[@snazzymask9620]

@@devinedgin673 that's not the point, the point is that there should be better camera work, not that all of the video was so bad it's unwatchable, it's a simple complaint. If you can't understand that, maybe you should stop watching the normal comedy, and go back to something like cartoon network before you muck up everyone's good time.

[@jumpingsloth3963]

Dont worry. Soon well all be dead. Ba ba dum ba

[@barbararoberts3078]

I love Randy and Sammy j my God I'm in love with him

[@deividasnamajunas2058]

I think this is the best sammy j and randy video.

[@ghostofyou9721]

This has a strange Studio C, Bo Burham and Jeff Dunham combination that is simply amusing.

[@0false.sun0]

we just need Randy Feltfaceham

[@solsanguis8032]

The queen watching this “👁👄👁”

[@opulenceharbingerofchaos3939]

Very inspirational and calming song. 10/10

[@gladwinmorwe505]

1:06 jurassic park reference🤓🤣🤣👍

[@OneSweatyCholo]

I love how Sammy sounds like an npc with the Lucy Littleton bit

[@spacegoblin0334]

Alliteration and Chaotic storytelling

[@peter_pansexual6243]

They made a whole other puppet for this sketch just for it to be seen for about 4 seconds.

[@RikFTK]

Good thing they did that bit at the start of almost every performance.

[@themindsmith931]

this explains how i feel every day

[@isabelwalsh5390]

BLACK AND WHITE SONG

[@606films9]

The Lucy Shakespeare poem

[@munas3880]

Love these guys

[@ferretwithastick800]

The bommers hate them Learn how to be a purple puppet in three easy steps

[@madisonmorris7394]

They couldn’t figure out how to be the black and white puppet 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@bulldozerrage5711]

He had an opportunity to say her name is ur mom would have been legendarly GOLD

[@BronzeJamo90]

wait did they do this song again at the Melbourne comedy gala in 2016

[@mattkennedy9308]

They repeat the better songs in the smaller segments. Plus they changed some of the lyrics

[@bluebear6313]

What perfect timing to be in my recomended.

[@couldsleep]

Wow, that was so fantastic!

[@clairetellkamp6253]

That song sounds scarily similar to "No Children" by The Mountain Goats. And pretty much anything by Mumford and Sons. Very folky.

[@pochocat5600]

You can see the ventriloquist’s head at 0:35 But like for a split second

[@azztopia]

I feel like they're both on speed. I love it.

[@chambzors1]

haha awesome 👍

[@ianalexavier5972]

I love this song lol

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

The Lucy thing reminded me of the Studio C sketch that starts with: Guys! Come quick. It's Dana! She's d34d.

[@waleedwasim2061]

0:35 the guy holding randy f**ked up 😂😂

[@suburbanhavoc4997]

I'm a little high and the fact that a black and white Randy exists is kinda freaking me out right now.

[@gothicassassin6603]

My brain hurts!

[@peterzwegert7084]

love you guys :) keep going :)

[@lonely_ghost9857]

4:50 "because your a fuckknuckle" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nounismisation]

"I will not suppose any premature decay of mind or body, but I must reluctently observe that two courses - the abbreviation of time and the failure of hope - will always tinge with a browner shade, the evening of life" So, that's something to look forward to! Even that torment will be all the same when you're dead.

[@Nounismisation]

Edward Gibbon btw

[@matthewbain3983]

Australian Bo Burnham 😂

[@anthonywazelle8907]

0:35 Someones rockin a mohawk under the table

[@MadnessHEROReverend]

3:40 best song ever

[@lordextinction8322]

0:34 Look a puppeteer’s head poking out slightly

[@drwalrusbean2556]

This aged well

[@johnny2handss432]

Assholes are rarely missed, that hit harder than It probably should’ve. Love these cats.

[@malibusoade1387]

Am I the only one who is replaying it because I'm hearing black croissant and black and white song

[@connorgraham6063]

There to happy with this

[@cassidychenault9534]

Did not expect this to slap How naive of me

[@Violet-Biker]

These guys just explained the stoic mindset in a short comedic song

[@lydiaperson7251]

beautiful

[@ctaw2006]

AT 0:35 YOU CAN SEE RANDY'S PUPPETEER POKE HIS HEAD OUT

[@doub1e_b1ink77]

Prepping for the black white song

[@xavierdoesthings8499]

honestly sounds like the wiggles put there singing about fucked up things. Change My Mind.

[@crystalsheep1434]

Oh boy what a colab

[@calvinmusquez9162]

Lucy loves a little alliteration.

[@davethebabe9238]

Who voices randy and dose his movements

[@tonyabomia7217]

His name is Heath McIvor.

[@gummybearboy8355]

5:46

[@ludicrousend6300]

Wait he a ventriloquist? How the hell do you do 2 different voices at the exact same time?!?!?!

[@ryx5111]

It’s two separate people-

[@posadist681]

@@ryx5111 💀

[@Kazuma11290]

good palette cleanse after watching horror shorts for 2 hours... or is it?

[@drakekay6577]

1:11 Jurassic park reference! :D

[@tryalbyfun4744]

we need a Randy Agro cross over!

[@claymoura2484]

0:40 Look at his eyes, they’re really close together, it’s creep

[@rafahwdp2798]

can you get this on itunes or play store? cos i'm sold

[@haypac5840]

I feel like someone just told him "use every word starting with L in the english dictionary in one bit" and he said "challenge accepted"

[@marcellodeursen8801]

I believe this boy made a wish, and it came true. the world just doesnt know it yet xD

[@azzy9293]

0:34 hello there

[@codywarhawk7099]

3:40 is where the song starts, if y'all are curious 😂

[@toxic_tomb1238]

They be pulling out some carl azuz rhymes with the lucy Littleton

[@giovannitapia]

What your name 1:13

[@Hartz4Empfanger]

strangly the song is calming my depression very well

[@australiangamer7956]

I need a copy of this song where can I get it

[@emilyrose562]

Oddly relevant now during the quarantine... 😂

[@savokdesu4472]

what a touchy rhythm and I need a lyrics, please