Is It Normal?

SootHouse investigate. They're on the case. boy howdy
isitnormal.com/
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=====THE MEDIA=====
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[@jay-nz2cl]

'I am a cyclist' 92% say it's normal *8% say it's not normal*

[@DZ-1987]

See, those 8% Don't have legs.

[@joenuts8312]

Pewdiepie is in that 8%

[@outsynced3934]

*666 likes*

[@OliveOli_]

😂

[@BrandonFriez]

8% of those people ram bikers on the street

[@Mister.Zandman]

I’m a simple man. I see bug. I get bug

[@TheXenomorphman]

Fuckin' Toddy

[@PolarBear-rc4ks]

TODDY

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I come around

[@Trick.Sparrow]

Happy festag, toddy : )

[@Dravis0101]

*WITHOUT FAIL*

[@Nova-jj6ov]

"Without fail, if there is a bug, any bug, I get bug." Should be on some merch.

[@alisamissesbella]

yes

[@jaxfeynix5413]

Agreed

[@dottyContrarian]

🕷🦂🐞🐝🐜🐛🦋🐌 **aggressively bugs**

[@slipangle3027]

You name it, I come around.

[@oskarwinters1873]

When wirtten out of context just sounds like you mean the flu.

[@notryangosling3065]

The “obsessed with ducks” voice is EXACTLY the way I’d imagine a guy who was actually obsessed with ducks would sound

[@AAArnold]

Shut the fuck up man, ducks are fucking awesome.

[@m1k3l1f3]

But I'm Canadian.

[@abigailflynn6400]

Need merch of that

[@RF-mc8cx]

Herondales RUN AWAY

[@SpicyMapping]

haha not ryan gosling because goose is duck 2 I get it

[@braydon7589]

_I don’t understand all of the hostility over a lint brush._

[@saraha6221]

Sjkchskdjf 420 likes

[@ourladypeace3]

lint lint Time to summon the lint

[@JohnDixon]

I love that one because it's like saying "I love to stab the furniture with my knife, but my husband hates this. I don't understand all the hostility over a knife"

[@pupisuci]

I remember when I didn't know that lint rollers had other layers.

[@tokiWren]

he's allergic to it you fool

[@NebulousState]

Is it normal to revisit an inactive channel every 2 weeks and rewatch the same videos over and over?

[@ObliviousAmbiguity4444]

Yes

[@marrus9366]

Yeah

[@emilymarry5415]

100% thinks it's normal

[@RadioS1lence]

Absolutely

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I do that with sorrow

[@plasmafruit210]

"without fail, if there is a bug, any bug, i get bug" sounds like something my cat would say if she could speak english

[@glassofwater281]

cowplant splines My cat would just say, "food!" and "f*ck you!"

[@plasmafruit210]

@Walnut well maybe she did in the past......... we shall never know for sure........

[@plasmafruit210]

@@glassofwater281 that too.

[@Delta_2209]

Seria melhor se ela falasse marcianes

[@tfeak2101]

void cat(){ if(bug.type == !null){ kill(bug); } else{ sleep(); } }

[@teirdalin]

I like how the duck one is 78% normal. Pen phobia - 0%

[@martinmaguire-music6692]

That pen phobia is proper weird tho. I also like ducks.

[@colicritter256]

The pen phobia do be weird though...

[@ambera9862]

@Francisco Miguel as an owner or several ducks, they are just absolute darlings and should be obsessed about

[@theguythatasked6400]

Quack

[@wesleymays1931]

yeah the ducks is normal

[@egolobster5926]

100% normal to call your cat names 50% normal to not want to watch Pirates of Carribbean

[@thetravellingwanderer6923]

Most people are probably going to crucify you if you dont watch it.

[@ld9822]

I don't watch it or have a cat hahhhahahahahhaahaha

[@ashthetrash6457]

92% normal to be a cyclist

[@kingdmind]

Ego Lobster I don’t have a cott

[@jonahj9519]

I have 2 cats. 1 is just like a regular cat and the other constantly meows and is annoying. The first cat I often call “beautiful” and “precious” the other I call “God’s little mistake.”

[@4tw_EpicYoshi]

"if there is a bug, any bug, I get bug." I wouldn't mind this on a shirt

[@Sammie1053]

Dale Gribble's personal motto

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

4tw EpicYoshi My dad is an entomologist, I'd gift it to him

[@oxaile4021]

That'd be a good shirt for a software developer.

[@Sammie1053]

My first thought was Bethesda employee but that's a better idea

[@clownman2594]

Font: impact

[@Herki]

"I'm 35 and I just really want to be a duck."

[@epekka]

just press the duck button

[@shadophaxx2401]

Y - Same

[@dougbennett8592]

I like ducks. They're tasty!

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@dougbennett8592 hH

[@roguebird12]

Sounds like tingle if he wanted to be a duck and not a fairy

[@mothspill]

Is it normal to not have the ability to tell these guys apart?

[@dottyContrarian]

*nO tHeYrE cOloR cOdEd*

[@mayhemicanine6593]

So I'm not the only one 😂

[@ChristianFilming]

I think it's normal for any candy bar to have a hard time to tell humans apart.

[@prophet1390]

Yes

[@xavlegm]

Yes

[@alainaking8805]

Panic! When I See Sunflowers

[@seraphimboys3699]

You’ve heard of panic! At the disco Now get ready for panic! When I see sunflowers!

[@WellBeSerious12]

​@@seraphimboys3699 Trouble! Down There!

[@hoganvaupel]

Had to have high high plants for panicking

[@mrflipflop1321]

and do you see 'em at the disco?

[@mia-ul4ou]

I eat sunflower seeds not the stems

[@UncurlingColt7]

I want a “WARNING: UGGOS ABOUND” t-shirt.

[@SixtySecondYoga]

UncurlingColt7 OMG SAME

[@kirstygunn9149]

Ass an uggo I too would like it on a tshirt

[@May-gr8bp]

That would be my favourite shirt 😂👌👍👍

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Yes.

[@psychott6]

699

[@KitwaIker]

If it’s a soothouse video, any soothouse video, yahoo, wikihow you name it I come around

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

"I'm not good at math" 80% say I'm normal 50% say I'm not normal

[@ClingyCrab]

People keep on saying my iq is equal to pie. Does this mean I am smert?

[@J4mison]

People say my IQ is 628473837748492638483639561^0. I think that means I’m pretty smart.

[@GGARCHIVE22]

Bruh

[@5gonza541]

ClingyCrab1951 yes, very much

[@izanagi5136]

J4mison mmm yes very smart

[@fbi9711]

IS IT NORMAL TO NOT TURN ON INCOGNITO

[@maturecheddar429]

The fact that this was posted by a channel called fbi makes this 10x better

[@Hashazer]

@@maturecheddar429 damn yer right

[@taylor9575]

FBI you monster

[@slayerjohn447]

The fact the FBI only has one video and it's an anime top 10 video, makes me fairly certain, that this, is the real FBI.

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

FBI No.

[@LivvyHackett]

I love that I am cyclist has a 92% normal rating while calling the cat a whore is 100%.

[@SamMito28]

but using the "is it normal" site to say that you are a cyclist makes you a little weird so yup

[@IsaArts2930]

And there is the pen one..

[@alainaking8805]

My cat is a hoe and people gotta deal with it

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

My cats name is Puta. She isn’t a whore though.

[@splatgetti1333]

The cyclist guy is probably from UK then

[@noonbeam17]

I don't like the show "friends". 93% normal I am a cyclist. *_92% normal_*

[@hioyua650]

Do you know someone who is a cyclist? No. No you dont.

[@BlackCat-tg7th]

@@hioyua650 Yes, I know him. He's me

[@artisticdingo8505]

@@hioyua650 I live in the Netherlands, literally everyone here is a cyclist

[@Berilia]

@@hioyua650 My grandad is a cyclist

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@hioyua650 My lamp is a cyclist

[@oliver-9324]

Can we just appreciate the fact that the one about calling your cat a wh°re is 100% normal lol

[@VazzyCow]

This video is funny, but I hate my parents.

[@dirtymonk748]

VazzyCow Reference from Miiverse right?

[@spymaster9589]

This is so sad. Can we hit 500 Children?

[@w2krispy138]

Man I wish squids were real...

[@SoundShunter72]

I really like this video, my parents have been fighting a lot.

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

VazzyCow is it normal to hate your parents?

[@cooladri1825]

Is it normal to eat pant? Because every time I do that I go kaboom

[@cowboyfunkk]

Cooladri 18 *ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME*

[@browneyesblackdragon7999]

Cooladri 18 if I was rich and could afford the risk, I'd have a restaurant called eat pant

[@sexorswag]

Nigga no

[@Feiyyun]

_Is it normal to be deathly afraid of people who still enjoy eating a trouser or two before bed_ ?

[@quicher.7051]

The answer to that is either "creeper" or "kaboom"

[@neonlobotomy9463]

"panic when I see sunflowers" is my favourite band

[@spudd5832]

I knew a girl that was scared of plastic water bottles. She told me I wasn’t allowed to drink from them or she’d force me to leave the table. That was weird.

[@thegamesbrotherssvk5135]

Thats fucking weird

[@Jesse_17]

My ex-gf was scared of orange juice, and whenever I drank it she told me "get that demonic liquid out my sight."

[@tristenarctician6910]

90% normal

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

Cursed pfp

[@unluckycatfish6866]

"Is it normal I enjoy drinking cu- cream?!"

[@notster7114]

'cuck cream'

[@beetard5384]

Is it normal I enjoy drinking cum- cream?

[@fusionsauze713]

UnLucky Catfish I drink cream so no it isn’t

[@m0nkeypantz]

Greg Sherman 😓

[@thr2648]

-Owo-

[@fressh]

Is it normal to KABOOM?

[@dracothedraconian]

Is it normal to eat pant

[@somedumbass7825]

Is it normal to put beans in places beans shouldn’t be

[@user-hs5pl5gt7q]

no

[@yodelbutton3684]

Fressh is this a joke from the minecraft joke book?

[@cleetusbartholomew]

Fressh is it normal to staple bread to trees

[@lilacpen8678]

I love that "Is it normal that i don't want to watch 'pirates of the caribbean'?" only has a 50% approval.

[@TarlukLegion]

meanwhile "is it normal that i call my cat a whore" gets 100% approval

[@atomskShadox]

That duck loving dude should try pressing his Goose Button.

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

t h e g o o s e b u t t o n

[@theguythatasked6400]

It’s dangerous though, there’s no going back

[@LumiOfFrost]

I hear that peace isn't an option once you press it

[@midnightgamer2158]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@rainbowthedragoncat6768]

But geese aren't ducks. Instead of playing all day, they fight all day

[@peeblekitty5780]

4:00 Actually, if he has type O blood it would make some sense. Type O blood is sweeter and makes bloodsucking insects like mosquitoes more likely to bite you.

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

Peeble Kitty positive too? Someone said that about O negative in the comments but specifically said O negative blood attracts insects.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

I wonder why I always get bugs biting me, then. I don’t have Type O

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Does diet affect it any? Or do you remember

[@featherthethirdwheel3738]

How would you know type O is sweeter? 🤔

[@peeblekitty5780]

@@featherthethirdwheel3738 vampire intensifies

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

If there is a bug, any bug. *_I get bug._* Easily my favorite quote from the video.

[@lagartijamuerta]

mind if i ask for a source on that nice pfp?

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

kirinQ sure bud, e621.net/post/show/934811/anthro-asriel_dreemurr-asriel_dreemurr_-god_form-b

[@peterfox1380]

@@FriedrichTheGreatest e621? I see you're a fellow man of culture

[@MegaVikingen]

"Is it normal that I have a slight phobia of pens?" _0% Normal_

[@Artist-128]

The duck guy reminds me of Tingle, a character from the Legend of Zelda franchise. Tingle is 35 years old, wears extremely odd clothing, is not in a relationship (probably due to people thinking he isn’t mature enough) and he is obsessed with/wants to become a fairy.

[@christfa66]

Haha yes I luv Zelda too

[@ijustwantthosecrunchies9257]

Yes, he got 2 spinoff games and a planned horror game for himself lmao. Now imagine this: Duck Obsession: The Horror Game

[@ekki1993]

@Gorgest Pijt The horror comes from there not being any ducks in the game.

[@ijustwantthosecrunchies9257]

@@ekki1993 Yes

[@TheRogueWolf]

I just really like batmans. Sometimes I wish I was a batman. Their life seems so fun all they do is eat and play all day.

[@Tubepoacher]

Batmen*

[@trickygriffongaming3473]

Arkham asylum just really makes you *feel* like Batman

[@beachballssideaccount]

When I look at the batmans I clean my mirror. Maybe if I clean my mirror for a week I can become a batmans

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

I want to be a devilman

[@dottyContrarian]

*wot*

[@bitchiamfromchicago3920]

*PANIC! At The Sunflowers*

[@GoobergirlieLPS]

BiTcH i Am FrOm ChIcAgO That was my first thought lmao

[@clawcakes]

i wish i uploaded this video so i could heart this comment

[@KugelBliitz]

BiTcH i Am FrOm ChIcAgO *_FUCKING Y E S_*

[@moiddestroyinginfidel]

This comment deserves more love

[@mingtheoofer4101]

I like how being obsessed with ducks was rated more normal than never watching pirates of the Caribbean

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Weird confession: Sunflowers make me feel weird too lol. They kinda creep me out but I also find them weirdly cute at the same time lol. I think it’s because they’re huge and their seeds kinda look like hundreds of compound eyes.

[@froog4048]

Thay description makes them seem way more spooky.... TIME TO DRAW

[@brucesimmons5517]

Sunflowers would make excellent villains in a horror movie, and I'm not kidding.

[@LightoLuka]

Just starting the video. That "panic when I see sunflowers" thing was probably trypophobia. I have it pretty bad and things like sunflowers, mushrooms, even MOSS gets me sometimes.

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

Is it normal to think that females are attracted to leather bound books?

[@heyhey8722]

Yeah that's fine

[@QueenMelodyAngel13]

Eldaxerus Kalocraw maybe your on to something. I'm attracted to leather bound men lol

[@MarkBonneaux]

Who isn't attracted to leather bound books?

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

Eldaxerus Kalocraw we are

[@peppermintgal4302]

It is, but is it normal for men to have an apartment that smells of rich mahogany?

[@Xenow_]

Small brain: I fear nothing Medium brain: I fear some things Big brain: I fear a lot of things *Godly brain: I FEAR PENS*

[@ohhxcake5434]

Mega brain: poo-poo

[@rayquazadinosaur3732]

Super Mega God Brain:I...Fear....SUNFLOWEEEEEEERS

[@slburdette1]

Galaxy brain: *I fear peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of the mouth*

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

Me, the biggest brain of them all: I fear *lifts*

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@Phantom Jerker pen

[@LizHellsing]

The way this was read was just the most hilarious thing 😂"If there is a bug, any bug, I get bug."

[@gamionendior2294]

My kink is finding posts that say "you're" or "they're" when it shouldn't be and reading them aloud

[@Cinko420]

Gamion Endior *K I N K S H A M I N G I S M Y K I N K*

[@DrinktheK0olaid]

you're grammar is great. I love it when people know they're grammar.

[@gamionendior2294]

Cattacr *kinkoverload.gif*

[@Keznen]

You are grammar is great. I love it when people know they are grammar. You are grammar. I am grammar. We are grammar. They are grammar. Everyone is grammar.

[@SakuraAvalon]

Old McGrammar had a grammar.

[@kikoonthemove]

I love how it was more normal to want to be a duck then having not seen Pirates of the Caribbean.

[@tgf2586]

I havent seen avengers infinity war. But, i wanna be a cash register.

[@GabrielTheDoggo]

The Gaming Frill you sir, are 0.001% normal. Only because of the cash register.

[@tgf2586]

Gabriel_The_Doggo 9078 BOY YOU AINT GOT NO ROOM TO TALK

[@DevineInnovations]

It's public perception. Wanting to be a duck is cute. Not wanting to see a popular movie is bad.

[@tgf2586]

Devine Interventions i never saw infinity war. Why go see it when i can watch barney the dinosaur? Its the same experience

[@breadbank5761]

THE DUCK ONE IS SO WHOLESOME OMG

[@dawidek4267]

You might say this is wholesome but actually, this is how furries are born

[@acediaethos4469]

@@dawidek4267 ah but ducks don't have fur

[@Nike_IV]

Nice birb on that pfp

[@gwarchive]

@@dawidek4267 So? Not all furries are sexual, some are wholesome too

[@5UPREP1CG4MER]

all furries are weird though. disclaimer so nobody gets triggered: weird as in not anywhere around some average run of the mill neighbor, somebody you can tell from the rest.

[@harrydarwin1874]

“Is it normal to have a fear of pens” Literally rated 0% normal 😂

[@goldenjam_0189]

Is it normal to inhale *o2* and exhale *Co2* ?

[@tgf2586]

But we dont inhale just o2. So it is weird.

[@shadowgirl5447]

GoldenJam_ 01 *F u c c n a b i c c*

[@markyhar2241]

GoldenJam_ 01 no.

[@goldenjam_0189]

Damn dude. Carbons worse than ligma tho.

[@officenoodle31]

GoldenJam_ 01 It’s not normal to exhale diotomic Cobalt

[@santosdelafuente7175]

Without fail, if there is a bug, any bug, I get bug.

[@babydragon1096]

I want that on a t shirt

[@shrimpieshoo1671]

you name it I come around,

[@SixtySecondYoga]

The Dank Basement It sounds like it’s written by Timone and Pumba!

[@planbskaterkid12345]

Will be fixed in the next patch

[@cyandinomashups]

Mosquitoes, spiders, fleas, you name it, I come around!

[@thatoneguy9582]

someone read the “i always get bit by any insect” one like an infomercial _mosquitos, spiders, fleas, you name it, _*_i come around_*

[@lakewhistle2257]

8:33 Is it normal that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

is it normal to own many leather-bound books?

[@diveinstructordaniel1095]

dylxn grxce Human leather would be normal

[@lockokentucko9787]

dylxn grxce id love to show you my.... many leather bound books

[@lillithseraphine3649]

M o t h e

[@GabrielTheDoggo]

Sorry, but we don't have leather bound books anymore. We do have paperback books, though.

[@lillithseraphine3649]

Gabriel_The_Doggo 9078 o n l y l e a t h e r b o u n d

[@schwepp_7310]

is it normal to be sexual y attracted to bread

[@scritoph3368]

sophia's QualityContent I dunno, how many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@nanusantos1696]

Yeah, that's called Pansexuality

[@sociallyundead419]

Steiner El Magnifico No that's when you're attracted to pans bro. As a pansexual I can confirm.

[@spencer2536]

is it stapled to trees?

[@Saccillia]

I mean there is a fetish for everything. Melons. Feet. Expansion.. a bread fetish sounds safe at least.

[@christina4558]

the duck one is so cute

[@m1k3l1f3]

Quack

[@mentalmans_6561]

Quack!

[@randomlilith]

Quack

[@waltuh11121]

Woof

[@waltuh11121]

Meow

[@vega8876]

Honestly the voice made the duck one really cute and wholesome.

[@italia458driver7]

And she’s worried about him being worried about lint. He gets hives. They are a perfect couple. Lol

[@kedkos7417]

Make a shirt "i panic when I see sunflowers"

[@HelplessFangirl]

i am balck Panic! At the Sunflowers

[@moonlittle6323]

I feel like Tumblr girls/ quirky girls would wear the fuck out of those shirts

[@DarkRose658]

Panic at the sunflowers

[@apophis7712]

@@moonlittle6323 They would rock the shit out of those shirts!

[@gjones9282]

Kedkos and it has sunflowers on it

[@cowforceseven7328]

Let's not ignore that that bug guy said, after he gets bit, he takes off his clothes and finds the bug. Just has mosquitos flying up under his pants.

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

I finished translating the lyrics of a German metal album into English while watching this. This is unrelated information but I just wanted to say that because *d a r n* that was a big project and videos like this helped me stay sane while doing so. -iS IT NORMAL TO TRANSLATE A GERMAN METAL ALBUM WHILE WATCHING SOOTHOUSE??-

[@gerald3331]

which band tho

[@channel_abc123_]

Deutsch

[@achievementbird2641]

Almandine Sapphire was it rammstein?

[@johnsonmonkeman5766]

I'm guessing Rammstein

[@synflwr]

No

[@anniec0re]

*Is it normal to think that the rice is strange?*

[@chief7033]

normaln't

[@dirtymonk748]

Rice is Strange ~ Before the Water Boils 😂 ( Reference from Life is Strange before the Storm )

[@onarix]

mothe

[@PilotLunaTerra]

Yes'nt

[@oliverw1633]

The rice is strange, just a young Asian girl looking concerned about the strange rice

[@beingsactual]

3:07 Your average Bethesda game experience.

[@vakuArt]

This is genius xD

[@lolerionark186]

Oml x'D

[@emiliew5553]

panic! when i see sunflowers, who create songs such as don’t threaten me with sunflowers (i will cry)

[@aloneinthedark8081]

Tbh I haven't watched the pirates of the Caribbean movies. None of them. Idk why. I've been meaning to get around to it but I guess time just slipping away.

[@ceruchi2084]

Only watch the first two and you're good. Or even just the first.

[@iwritestoriesinmyfreetime]

If you watch one, you gotta watch em all. There's no escaping it.

[@farazalam3325]

Watch - Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers

[@mr.ballstone1914]

First three are great, don’t watch beyond there

[@DiamondSG]

Reminder to watch them

[@justanedit001]

_Is it normal to think I'm normal to watch Soothouse?_

[@maxaustin42]

Just An Edit yes

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

*0% normal*

[@arc44d3]

thanks for stealing my comment m8

[@justanedit001]

Aurora the cat Comments aren't property, there's 2.3k comments, surely someone else has said the same as you but I didn't steal anything. I typed a joke I thought of.

[@eddie9988]

Aurora the cat I don't know why, but I was so curious what your comment was, and/or how similar it was to this one, so I went on the hunt for it. But when I went to the bottom of the comment section, I didn't find shit, and even when literally no more comments would load, nothing popped up in my little ctrl+f box.. Did you delete your comment or something? Well nevertheless, my disappointment in you is immeasurable, Aurora, and my day is ruined.

[@adman1381]

If there is a bug, any bug, I GET BUG.

[@duntemdraws310]

Adam Langfelder Achievement get: Get Bug

[@kkov1230]

Bee Movie

[@mulhollanddrivehobo6910]

7:04 Just press the goose button , but you can turn into a goose only once.

[@tomboomeronacrv]

THATS NOT A DUCK, YOU FUCK (sorry just had to get that out there)

[@captincrisspantssayshi3221]

I swear if there was a shirt with Beware: Uggos Abound, I’d be all up for that

[@o0Spurs0o]

_Is it normal to binge watch SootHouse instead of studying?_

[@architectsaoghau2357]

Maggie Bond yesn't

[@jordanhicks5131]

Maggie Bond yes, i too am doing that

[@wispycirrus9907]

Nost've

[@wisp_dust]

Yes

[@jotch4491]

Why are you studying during summer

[@anistrashcan8536]

8:42 0% normal. Wow

[@thr2648]

Yea noticed it too

[@ScibbieGames]

Makes sense

[@melody_florum]

Ani's Trash Can gosh why do so many people think it’s unnormal I have a s l i g h t p h o b i a of slight phobias Like whenever I see them I get itchy /s

[@jakestavinsky3480]

Ani's Trash Can Also its apparently 100% normal to call your cat a whore

[@Eichro]

phobias are abnormal *by definition* so

[@hunterotte4085]

Is it normal when after my sleep paralysis is done, I can get up and physically force my sleep paralysis demon back in the closet? Seriously I think he hates that, last time he had a knife when I woke up.... I tried leaving him out one day, but when I came home I found 3 corpses and a pentagram in my basement! (I managed to bleach out the blood, but the pentagram won't come out no matter what I try) I tried exercising him, but he beat my ass at jumping jacks. I'd hate to put em down. He's practically family, and stayed close with me after my wife just up and mysteriously disappeared one day... What do I do about this?

[@ipostwater6491]

Hunter Otte u

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

You should move and get baptized, also get a cross and a bible

[@bbeeboyy8878]

m8 just date him, problem solved smh

[@mandarinablue8438]

Don't force him in the closet! That's horrifying! It's June. Let him come out properly and then who knows maybe you guys date or smth.

[@willardjr6257]

Befriend him dont force him in the closet ask if he wants to go into the closet, I had the same relationship with my paralysis deamon but then we talked it out I got him therapy and he stopped sacrificing people to satin he's been my beast friend ever since I hope your relationship works out

[@buurbagturd3539]

I died at drinking cu-cream. Bc you know what his mind autocorrected that to.

[@mikal9904]

He was thinking about the other cream.

[@c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554]

@@StrawberryDreamsicle cucaine

[@kingdmind]

I can’t Change prof pic pls help Flour

[@Corwart]

Shaving cream

[@nathanpixelkid]

the cream most of the girls like

[@5gonza541]

Pixelkid Remixes and some boys 😛😏

[@gurt9222]

Boys i need help i just started an ant uprising in my backyard

[@AlbertoDsign]

It´s the fifth time I read this comment in a video already

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

good luck

[@airrider-jk9ik]

Ugly Bool you are gonna want to call Paul rudd

[@stewartmcconnell4752]

will Adam be there?

[@oyasumioyumi4598]

become one with the ants

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

It is actually possible for wasps to hate someone more than normal, because if a wasp wants to, it can spray you with a chemical that marks you as someone other wasps should be extra aggressive too. I also think this happened to me, be cause those buggers have been tormenting me since 6th grade.

[@derpmuffin1078]

3:47 this is actually normal for a specific blood type. Bugs are attracted to a particular blood type, I think it’s -O but I’m not entirely sure so don’t quote me on it.

[@basketman2517]

I don’t thing -O is a thing. It’s just O.

[@PixelVarnox]

Hah, well that's good Jack. *stares back into camera* Here's the weather with Rebecca.

[@ThePurrplePuff]

weather...? the *wot*

[@user-xk5ft2dy3x]

Rebecca Villarreal aha thanks rebecca, back to you pixel

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@Jak Turner thanks pixel, and now for sports news

[@dottyContrarian]

@@screamsinrussian5773 football is now being played with your feet

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@dottyContrarian truly amazing how far sports have come, thanks i am mwash, heres some politics

[@user-cl4ws8ci1u]

google should make a web browser

[@halleys.comett]

OMG OR like like something where you can search for pictures and say that you’re “googling” it

[@cupid3890]

And they should, wait for it..... Make a phone!

[@TailsTheFoxYT]

Google should make a bad game streaming service :D

[@entercreativenamehere1889]

I must say that this is a great comment, but I'm really sad about the lack of r/woooshs in here.

[@user-wd7dh3bs3o]

@@entercreativenamehere1889 But Google is a web browser you uncultured moron qoknzklaqkmsmalqaldkskkqm There you go

[@cuttle9901]

_"Without fail, if there is bug, any bug, I get bug."_

[@Mashimoe]

Is it normal to play Roblox at my age? I am eleventeen

[@zaffyrone]

Yes.

[@Warcrazyness]

Yes

[@marcar9marcar972]

Mashimo no

[@thescpearrapemaster6204]

Yeah, though rare without you being extremely toxic

[@halleys.comett]

111

[@Seanbee04]

Is it normal to want another r/bossfights video

[@christopherduley8240]

Seanbee G yes

[@rockarhyme]

Yes

[@Nova-jj6ov]

Yeah

[@crhombifer12]

Yes

[@hrgrhrhhr]

Non't

[@dylanf8591]

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

[@ViviVoss]

So it would seem...

[@jibb1451]

Jacob Voss DAH DAH DAHDAH DAH DAH DAHHDAHH DAH DAHHDAH DAH DAHDAH DAHH

[@jibb1451]

Secretly my favorite meme.

[@dylanf8591]

Holy crap that was fast.

[@Sergeantmajormario]

Is it normal to still watch this channel, hoping that one day they'll return?

[@pollywasherepriv]

Yes. Yes it is.

[@unbeloveds]

Yes it is

[@Ttruck-Ddriver]

Yes.

[@Lime.Fursuits]

Yes 🥲 I hope they return soon

[@randomperson9583]

​​@@Lime.Fursuitswell sadly they left and its said that this channel is dead but if the world was good enough maybe we will get lucky and they will somehow return when will isnt busy and doesnt have stuff going on =(

[@MersuneLiku]

4:00 actually mosquitos are attracted to people with certain diets. Don't remember what those diets are but all I know is I'm a magnet for mosquitos.

[@afreakingtree]

Might be sugar or something

[@Mezzy..]

>Is it normal I enjoy drinking cu-*cream*

[@lunarequine7734]

Watergirl Blue normal

[@deeraredear]

Watergirl Blue sure

[@zerologic7912]

Watergirl Blue guys leave it at 69 likes this is perfect

[@tgf2586]

With a side of dic- diced cube cheese.

[@callummack7098]

Sunflowers are dangerous bastards

[@ERex-je8co]

CallyMac ma dads bald

[@callummack7098]

ma dad died in the grete war

[@Tryonic]

8:43 my social studies teacher has that problem, except with pencils instead of pens

[@ilikescatsalot]

"is it normal that I think I can be a god?" Light Yagami???

[@moiddestroyinginfidel]

Is Will really short for Wilbur? I just assumed it was short for William but now I'll be picturing him as the pig from Charlotte's Web

[@Sammie1053]

When I wanna say a something, I open up and talk!

[@jdotleaf]

Lonesome Queen yeah it short for Wilbur. We all picture him like the pig

[@hleghe810]

Nah, he's secretly willburgur

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

Lonesome Queen he very occasionally uploads on the Wilbur Soot channel (rarely) and they're very funny

[@1tylerq127]

Hleghe willburger?

[@cjparker3379]

S- My O- Dad O- Beats T- Me

[@marlizaislife4098]

Does he actually? Because I think you need to tell someone...

[@cjparker3379]

J̶u̵s̶t̴ M̷o̸n̵i̵k̵a̴ H- Yes O- please U- help S- me E- please

[@jrw2319]

Maybe you should tell someone

[@joshuamccutcheonoldchannel4769]

iNormie Here. Take this. **gives shotgun to iNormie** If he beats you again, kill the bastard.

[@TheDarkestPaladin]

aim for the head

[@nerderiffic8682]

AAAHHHH! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck what is happy?

[@m1k3l1f3]

QUACK.

[@nopenopity-nope6621]

I hate to do this, but ‘And when one feels like a duck *one is happy!’

[@sheogorathlordofcheese165]

It is totally normal to hate friends. The only thing that makes it "funny" is the laugh track

[@Alex-ob8km]

Should be the norm

[@miriamrehder8968]

My mom doesn't like it because she says it sets up expectations for life that are unrealistic.

[@lord__pasta]

Tbh, I dislike Friends as well. I think the only thing I find funny about it is the memes about the theme song. Like the "Friends But It's Canada" videos.

[@froog4048]

I liked chandler he was actually kinda funny..... and cute

[@helloill672]

I thought you mean actual friends and wondered how laugh tracks would play when you hate on your friends

[@musicformed]

9:12 nice animal mating sounds

[@brandonvistan7444]

Lol.

[@jmcinnes_7111]

🤔

[@leleled6467]

A seal mating, that's what that is

[@baronblackdragon9078]

*Y I F F*

[@ArufisuIsRuru]

*K N O T* plane speed. ignore if you didn't understand

[@EatingThoseBeans]

Is it normal to just walk up to someone, who is peacefully eating his beans, and just throw the plate of beans on the ground?

[@yourlocalalien3790]

I Was Eating Those Beans yes

[@JonathanSicoli]

I Was Eating Those Beans He Was Eating Those Beans

[@nadurokorte9917]

Yea?

[@SamMito28]

yes, specially if the individual is on the theaters watching cars 2

[@issiahjk]

Sam Mito This nigga eating beans

[@CalamitasCalliope]

Coming back to this years later, lint brush girl was okay and I hope she either worked things out with her fiancé or got out of there early. Being that hostile over a small thing that was clearly caused by a deeply rooted fear of some kind. I mean, she could be leaving details out, and probably is, but even if she is I hope they figured shit out before officially getting married

[@charKT-7461]

Panic when seeing sunflowers isn't too unusual. Plants with huge, shining faces that can tower over you like a skyscraper are certainly anxiety-inducing indeed.

[@siontopps4375]

Is it normal to *consume pantaloons* ?

[@RainbowFartingUnicorns]

Yes.

[@unexpectedbonk4049]

to digest lower-body clothing?

[@jokezspeedruns9679]

Soothouse is great cuz I feel like I have friends when I laugh along with them :)

[@SixtySecondYoga]

JokézSpeedRuns Me too I wish they were my friends

[@nycto7803]

Same

[@thepacificwart8777]

That's just sad......... Me too

[@gigiemma3192]

aw

[@Gelato41_]

You have no friends loser

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

The rest were pretty good, but the pen one had me rolling! What kind of childhood trauma can involve a pen so aggressively that he still carries this phobia?!

[@beaner1014]

9:33 I have a habit of calling my cat "little bitch"

[@mars2080]

5:14 C-cachow

[@ERex-je8co]

Hipster Shady follow Luke on twich

[@starglarexy700]

*Cachow desu*

[@joshuathejosh_knutcase4165]

Is it normal to own..... many leather bound books?

[@myownlivingnightmare]

No grampa.

[@shadosnake]

Lamarcus Bonefeu yes

[@oxaile4021]

Let me go look for an answer from my... many leather bound books.

[@Whatismusic123]

It isn’t even normal to own books

[@annabpal]

Lamarcus Bonefeu give em to Anna!

[@zeratulrus142]

8:55 I read it as "a slight phobia of penis". Made it that much funnier. "Don't want them next to me, if one goes on my bed I will change my sheets"

[@rainebat]

Panic! At the sunflowers