Snapchat is so dumb

[@michaelthavis188]

The guys videos he just complains about how dumb things are i’m starting to think he’s the dumb one

[@nowhed]

Stop replying to my reply

[@livlaughlove11]

Why

[@choerryerim]

you make a good point

[@suriwest6271]

dang congrats man

[@livlaughlove11]

Rude

[@gavriellarutigliano2356]

snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos

[@addyrodes9142]

True. The only reason I use it is cause I like the sending videos and stuff like that. I don’t really care about streaks or anything that Snapchat tries to use to stay relevant

[@tunafish5462]

I open it once a day to send people streaks(I downloaded it last April for the first time). I get mia Khalifa's stories first thing recommended to me everytime I open the discover part like wtf?

[@atmywhitson]

I've never had it or had any desire to in my life but to each their own 🤷‍♀️

[@mcwubbly9860]

Don't give them any ideas.

[@pinkkam]

I used to use it for filters, but now its useless to me. Streaks never really made sense to me.

[@allieerin6180]

my favourite part of this is imagining that dennis is sending his wife money from their joint bank account

[@frostfang1]

And shes like "wait...why dont I have 20,000 dollars in here now?"

[@inactive5924]

HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

[@PopBunny8899]

@@joshroehl6098 lol wtf

[@gamergaymer965]

@@joshroehl6098 go away josh Take singing lessons

[@msmiami212]

Anyone know about ‘Hey guy’ and why it started? Just trying to hear from the women.

[@Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

The Burger Palace employee's voice being the exact same volume as the mom's voice as if he was speaking directly into the receiver ahjdhskfshg

[@inactive5924]

and the fact that she's casually ordering food in the middle of staging a fake kidnapping of her daughter

[@xyrissavage4983]

and the fact she didnt rerecord the voicemail after very clearly being caught??

[@eden.undercover]

​@@xyrissavage4983sorry to reply to ur 3 month old comment lol, but I wanted to add that she wouldn't have known she was caught because she didn't know he knew she was at Burger Palace 🤓☝️. He only found out his daughter was at Burger Palace because of the Snapchat location feature. The Wife didn't take that into account when devising her otherwise impenetrable plan.

[@donotlikepie3356]

I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.

[@Chilloutlilbro]

I’ll tell your wife you talked to some random woman on the sidewalk, UNLESS, you venmo me 10,000$ dollars, Mwahahah

[@ninar9664]

“You were talking to another woman! I know you’re cheating on me,Dennis! Don’t even deny it!”

[@CornerOfMelvin]

the stakes were as low as a gacha story with that picture

[@RavenclawNimbus]

"If you talk to a woman, you are automatically doing something dirty" -Dennis's wife prolly

[@shrutighosh8934]

Do you really think that's the only proof she had? 😂😂 She literally had planned out her revenge plan to catch him lying and cheating... Someone said "when women take revenge, even the devil sits back to take notes"

[@jujuespino1374]

Finally someone talked about how stupid Snapchat’s right side is, its literally all click bate and garbage content

[@s.sterling6685]

the titles and photos are sometimes absolutely hilarious. my personal favourite is this picture of this ginormous Iranian dude standing awkwardly alone in a desert with the words "he eats 15 meals a day" and absolutely nothing else.

[@ThePieGuy7302]

Click bait and garbage content? Where have I seen that before...........

[@definitely.mya86]

@@ThePieGuy7302 Oooh maybe I’ve seen it on almost every other social media platform ever!

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

With ads every 10 seconds.

[@angelfranklynn2702]

omg i never go to the right side also im on minute two of this video. im okay with this spoiler :) i chose this.

[@cuze.e]

I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"

[@kimokarecords2060]

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[@jadeoreo]

@@kimokarecords2060 liar

[@lala170623]

@JadeOreo True

[@DruNature]

@@kimokarecords2060 which comment?

[@RustyNips]

@@DruNature mine

[@micahrv4405]

Okay but are we all going to ignore the man screaming “I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY, TO LOVING MIIIIILK”

[@l3dz3bra66]

Adding this to my repertoire of catchphrases, even though I hate milk on its own

[@fionaautumn]

He need some milk

[@captainhook4258]

@@l3dz3bra66 i'm lactose intolerant and thats def gonna be a new catchphrase lmao

[@footgoblin]

I don't understand. Why do people hate milk so much...? I love it🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[@emiliomarbanjr]

Yes, we are.

[@M0nch_Cr0nch]

"Snapchat's content is so aggressively stupid that it makes me angry at every single person who has a hand in creating it." is def a quote to remember

[@thesleepydot]

exactly

[@calowenby1654]

Yeah, it reminds us not to work for Snapchat.

[@mrmrwayne9850]

Wtf I was literally watching the video and scrolling through the comments and as soon as I see this comment drew starts saying that exact quote from the video at the same time I'm reading it. I was like "WTF WOAH" bc wtf? That's weird how it was perfectly timed

[@plantyt3246]

Did you remember it though?

[@toskasnail]

It’s also SO outdated

[@mrmeowmeowz]

Drew did that clever transition with his clone just so people wouldn't comment about how his shirt changed colors.

[@ajax4887]

ohhhhh I was wondering wth that was

[@Thehashslingingslasher303]

We saw the original comment🤨

[@sousceboss28]

How’s editing

[@sieranilorac]

wait when

[@academicfunnel]

@@Thehashslingingslasher303 what was it?

[@VictoriaMorganawesometori]

Drew talking about the convoluted way Julia could have sent the picture herself. Drew has been in quarantine so long he's forgotten what friends are.

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

🤣🤣🤣

[@livtaylor7378]

you’re planning your future

[@valeriep.7541]

veronica!!!

[@kelpqueen159]

@Soap Dispenser -but the sky’s gonna hurt when it falls

[@mbr2000_]

Veronica!!!

[@liamkoster744]

Once I saw an article that just said "Jake Paul has been banned from women"

[@29jgirl92]

Finally, a win for women!

[@alwerako647]

As he should be

[@trafficjam6237]

Oh finally some good news! 👏🙄

[@winterens2630]

Now if only that wasn’t clickbait 😞

[@tunafish5462]

I opened it just now. The first thing I got was "This potato hack lives *rent free*" with a picture of a potato taped to a woman's fourhead.

[@starbutterfly9036]

I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????

[@embop1266]

i mean, at least it was realistic???

[@toni4157]

LMFAO

[@zyaicob]

It deletes your messages, kind of a no brainer

[@insertreferencehere.8066]

For a sec I thought you misspelled Drew and was about to comment about how he would never do that.

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@insertreferencehere.8066 but he already did, he has his wife Amanda and his other wife Laura. But then again Amanda went missing in Afghanistan so it's not cheating.

[@justaj8865]

snapchat is like the garbage man bringing the landfill to you instead of taking ur trash

[@johnnyhardman3536]

Love your pfp! What a great anime

[@videosbyrose5986]

When I read this I thought of Kurtis Conners trash song

[@hadiabbas538]

Today a random 60 year old was being a pedo when texting me on snap chat he said the most dirty words. That’s why I deleted snap chat just today well ummm I still kinda have 3 social media’s:Instagram,Twitter and Reddit

[@videosbyrose5986]

@@hadiabbas538 omg I’m so sorry :(( I’m glad you got rid of it tho

[@joshuaandino]

Snapchat is the second most garbage platform. The only app more trash than Snapchat is freaking TikTok.

[@omarlasheen4068]

watching drew, danny and kurtis feels like a cinematic universe where express vpn is the main character

[@gilipixie]

DLAUGHTN SO HARD DDJAJSJAHSJJDAHSHSH YASSS

[@kapil3627]

making a fanfic about them except y/n is replaced with expressvpn

[@madgeroonii]

HelloFresh is the love interest

[@kiyorikhasuyeva5767]

@@gilipixie whoa calm down Travis that's 3 s's✋😀

[@leafing2529]

@@kapil3627 drop the link 👀

[@strangerr13]

“Empty brain” explains that feeling so well, but it needs a misery mode where you KNOW you don’t want to think and still feel bad.

[@melody-cn3wk]

lol

[@Tw0Dots]

Never saw a “brain empty” meme? Lucky...

[@doll1ly]

@@Tw0Dots no thoughts head empty

[@strangerr13]

@@Tw0Dots no I have seen it. I just use it when I feel dumb, not when being mindless tug along the internet train.

[@harmc2301]

Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video

[@Kawa-Yuki]

Omg thank you It’s the worst bloody thing about that godforsaken app and I was going mad wondering why no one else had even mentioned it

[@gracelynnrochford1526]

Yessss it’s the worst thing ever.

[@mollyfoxxx]

Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.

[@Enel97]

Well I know what Chris Brown and rihanna each chose in that game :p

[@Tw0Dots]

@@Enel97 😂

[@Tw0Dots]

I think they tried to be all “dark humor” but ended up being cringe instead lol

[@commandercat10]

@Pete Harrison it’s you again no

[@lilguava70]

That's not promoting domestic violence. That's promoting plain ol' battery, as it asked the viewers which they would rather do, and the viewers most certainly don't live with either of these people or have any other sort of domestic relationship with them. Glad you're so proud of mindlessly following instructions, but at least put your last two braincells to work by filtering bs.

[@TacoSnipezZ]

You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.

[@willhop06]

lmao facts and there’s also that one guy who says lifting weights doesn’t make you stronger and eating doesn’t make you gain weight 💀

[@yougotgamesonyourphone6947]

Or the people are lifting like 10 pounds lol

[@TheTyisawesome]

I tried once only. now I have to wear one of those lifting belts or it hurts so fucking bad

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

@@cocobrand8852 oh yeah... Wouldn't be so surprising if he also "executive produce" this flaming pile of garbage too

[@MrSoupMen]

Why is Dennis shocked the wife knows about Elizebeth when she’s the one who sent him the pictures of them together?

[@littlemsterious991]

they forget the details immediately after writing them. which is pretty expected from ammatuers who post their writing on the internet.

[@hiimjustin8826]

lul true

[@_JustJoe]

i forgot abt that too-

[@madisonrose1893]

@@littlemsterious991 or we can assume Dennis is not that bright 😂

[@lilkeyla5769]

lmao my exact thoughts

[@sharkid72]

Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction

[@sapphirethesapphic]

congrats as you come up on 18 months clean

[@guybrush1701]

I did the same with Google discover. It makes it so much better.

[@Level3FlexOffender]

I lost it at the “whoa I gotta see what THIS GUY has to say!” And then it’s just brown Gaston modeling his weird ass jaw line in like 5 pictures.

[@s29nv1sr1]

I thought "brown Gaston" (great descriptor, by the way) was Noah Centipede at first. 🙃

[@yoshita4140]

is he not white?

[@trollololol4601]

@@yoshita4140 is he gold and white or black and blue?

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@trollololol4601 No he's Yanny, how are yall missing that?

[@BlueBeetle1939]

@@ThexDynastxQueen green needle

[@bennettm]

Drew’s ability to constantly mesh his commentary with his skits is unmatched

[@XEPHOURIA]

Unmatched...? What AbOuT dAnNy GoNzAlEz!?

[@berniesanders2249]

@@XEPHOURIA aren’t they the same guy

[@Harleqxinn]

@@berniesanders2249 ofcourse they are

[@XEPHOURIA]

@@berniesanders2249 well, they said they aren't, so we have to believe them.

[@boilingsnowwater2121]

unmatched cuz they swiped right

[@valpioppi8908]

plot twist: wife was actually just at a different burger palace and julia is dead

[@rolo0o]

LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE SO

[@alejandra-kv1fe]

NOOO LMAO

[@chezneymaam7176]

BYEEE

[@francescagearsolid]

LMAOO

[@valkyrie2832]

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. I’ve read some of those before and the people who write them seem to think that constant twists = good writing

[@loversandlosers]

Dude imagine being a Snapchat “journalist” like it doesn’t really get any lower than that I’d rather tell people I shovel shit for a living

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Yeah, at least shovelling shit would serve a purpose

[@ObtuseMori]

As someone who genuinely used to shovel shit for a living, I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

[@riabouchinska]

@Obtuse Mori as someone who does currently shovel shit for a living, there’s nothing wrong with that lol it’s good honest work… only problem is it doesn’t pay that great

[@ObtuseMori]

@@riabouchinska Absolutely, manual labour jobs deserve way more respect. I now clean shitty toilets and mop floors instead of shovelling animal shit - moving up in the world 😂

[@fntthesmth423]

I will say that there is a rung lower on the journalism tree: being a journalist in Defunctland, the "metaverse" style game focused on NFTs and being a fully contiguious world

[@pw2160]

It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia

[@DMCpawn]

There's a girl I used to know whose pretty much a narc, and posts abt how confident she is in her looks, but it's always heavily filtered to look more east asian... It's creepy

[@meanie330]

Best comment! ❤️

[@marnie6967]

And this is made worse by the fact that the app is aimed at children and teens. It’s so sad that this is the content spat at children and then they’re questioned and doubted when they talk about issues they have with their body.

[@_lol.imagine_]

I had to delete Snapchat last year because it was making me feel even worse about myself than I did before. I redownloaded it a couple months ago but take unfiltered photos after using the app because it makes my nose smaller and my face rounder and I have to remind myself that I don’t look like that 💀

[@strawberrypencl]

I used to use it for messaging, and I'm pretty sure they put a pop filter onto what's supposed to be a regular/no filter picture, pushing you to use their fake filters more The whole app is as shady as Facebook's verification system

[@JumbleJammyJokes]

Wow that text story was so engaging, I completely forgot there was a dead drew on the floor the entire time!

[@neveranalbatross9778]

*danny

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@neveranalbatross9778 *craig

[@thesleepydot]

@@EF-kk3vh *George Washington

[@rhi2021]

I’ve watched this video probably 5 or 6 times and only realized it when I read your comment. Damn. What a shame. Poor Kurtis didn’t deserve that.

[@elk1827]

I love to think of it just being there for the rest of the video

[@peachyfizz7496]

When they dyed that dress it just seemed like they realized it looks like shit and are lying to themselves

[@kimokarecords2060]

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[@jadeoreo]

@@kimokarecords2060 liar

[@5h3lby52]

it was such a disaster, the ruined a gorgeous dress for no reward

[@DruNature]

@@jadeoreo WTF how many times did this happen!

[@emanaretneesaelp8019]

dennis has 4 people in his contacts and this is the first time hes talked to any of them

[@BenDiPaolo]

Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth." *Kidnapper turns out to be the wife* Wife: "I know you cheated on me." Husband: *tim allen grunt*

[@JoeNoshow27]

uuUUUGhhhhHHH

[@ggundercover3681]

@@JoeNoshow27 my god that perfectly sounded like him

[@vorm7510]

I love how the bloke has his wife's number saved as "wife" and not, you know, her fucking name

[@nataliezern5439]

you don’t have your friends designated as “friend”?

[@cinnamonrollkittykat_0.0]

And zero emojis 😭😭

[@WasatchWind]

I'm more disappointed with the fact that Drew, someone I consider a rational person, fell for a stupid stereotype about Utah.

[@YouHadMeAtHalo]

@@WasatchWind pretty sure it’s a joke. A joke using stereotypes sure, but it’s in no way that offensive?

[@WasatchWind]

@@YouHadMeAtHalo I can't speak for other Latter-day Saints, but it feels extremely ill informed - our church ceased practicing polygamy in 1890. It and other jokes characterize us as backward crazy cultists that are outside of modern society. We really, really don't like it.

[@Alexander050101]

Always waited for someone to call out the bullshit that happens on snap stories cause not only are they stupid they often just spread lies and misinformation that young kids will actually believe. There’s nowhere to contest this or let people know and comment or report either

[@gabidoo9304]

I wish I could turn off all the stories 😔

[@BingBongWitch]

This! Just a cash grab with no accountability

[@hermionestranger4964]

Snap is also dangerous on even more levels. There are apps out there that let you see and text private accounts, and one of my friends was targeted by some guy who tried to catfish her, and when that didn't work, he made threats to her. She got scared and deleted her Snap. It's crazy that Snapchat has barely any kind of security at all, and that even private accounts can end up being harassed in this manner.

[@megapiglatin2574]

I actually just reported a "tile" for misinformation the other day, but I doubt it will actually go anywhere or make any difference. -_-

[@neptoon928]

Lmao one time I tried to block all the stories . Blocked about 20 of them until I realized... it was endless

[@Pinkclouds512]

I think the bigger transgression was the dad preserving his secret rather than getting the cops involved to SAVE HIS DAUGHTER 🥴

[@TheErnnn]

Get those girls who pretended the wedding dress came out pretty their Oscars right now

[@madisonrose1893]

How they could keep a straight face is mindboggling to me 😂

[@moved.6963]

@@madisonrose1893 "STOPPPPPPPP"

[@zz7733]

it looks that pretty because of how the air moves.

[@PixiePrinses]

"The way air moves 😳"

[@weirdbunmi]

@@PixiePrinses It's so flowy, ya know

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

“Air is so flowy” Meteorologists: shit I didn’t think about that *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@mekine45]

"Like air has like a really flowy"

[@Tw0Dots]

Guys, I’m starting to think air is, like, totally, like, flowy, y’know? You probably don’t get it. Only smart people understand 🙄

[@sophianylen7498]

BAHAHA FR

[@tunafish5462]

That was a very interesting way to describe air lol

[@somoneelse3488]

I leggit expected a sitcom-twist that the mom was, like... at a different burger palace, and the kidnappers just go "Uh, ok dude. *blam blam* Kid's dead now, bye."

[@TheTyisawesome]

Now that would have been a twist ahaha

[@Nigarj]

What kinda sitcoms are you watching

[@ajkcool]

I can just imagine *bang bang* then a freeze frame and the Seinfeld theme starts

[@KewlKat626]

I quote “um, you hickeyed me… How dare you.” almost everyday. The cadence just always gets me. 6:36

[@sluggiechan5518]

“Welcome to burger palace may I take your order?” Wife: “I GOT. TO GO!! GOTTA GO!”

[@mente3810]

LMAO

[@karolinakmita6101]

thats what i thought of too lmaooooo

[@Rain-qw6rg]

Comment of the year award goes to

[@tunafish5462]

@Bella "hoping", Finally I found someone who likes to get rick rolled just like me!!

[@JennaLeigh]

Yes! I thought that too!

[@Zecronym]

Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.

[@ICTON123]

But it would be in a group chat.

[@EF-kk3vh]

a little silly a little goofy

[@Sanctifires]

new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

[@valeale8851]

Lol

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

@@Sanctifires this is a joke right you do know what BLM means right?

[@Blingus7502]

I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere

[@thesleepydot]

omg youre right 😭

[@Sanctifires]

new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

[@donnanguyen4609]

@@Sanctifires he supports a minority group that has been oppressed in a country that he lives in??? that is a very interesting fact thank you for that

[@Melanie-jy2nw]

@@Sanctifires even more reason to support him! Black Lives Matter!

[@ruetistic]

@@Sanctifires whos gonna gell them that supporting the black lives matter movement isnt racist? not it!

[@INTOTHEFOLD]

Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.

[@mariella2884]

Drew is giving me “Charlie Brown meets millennial crisis” vibes and I’m here for it.

[@muffinsandbeans714]

This comment really shoulda been pinned

[@shreyaskonduru5457]

Charlie Brown is my dog on a tree

[@h0rrorscope]

celery

[@sophie6376]

this is so accurate how tf

[@StupiderWithAB]

I am a small youtuber making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌

[@Oogway-go6np]

“Snapchat is dumb” Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

[@toomuchiridium]

Please, spread the word. Together we can stop this.

[@Chasm08]

You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold

[@AxxLAfriku]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kha

[@Oogway-go6np]

@@AxxLAfrikuLMAO WHAT

[@Oogway-go6np]

@Lailan bruh that’s weird, thanks for the heads up tho

[@lrichardson3942]

"Either he lives in Utah, or he's cheating" = Underrated polygamy joke

[@N0vaArrowww]

I don’t get it.

[@tuguspuspayoga]

Are you allowed to have two wives in Utah?

[@hirethemuffins]

​@@N0vaArrowww there are some communities in Utah where one man can have a ton of wives, and it's pretty fucked up. I guess just search Warren Jeffs

[@lrichardson3942]

@@tuguspuspayoga No, but it used to be a thing in the Mormon religion to be married to multiple women in order to get to the highest heaven.

[@tuguspuspayoga]

@@lrichardson3942 What the heck?

[@crunchynerd2143]

16:16 shit look like she pulled it out the landfill 💀

[@NonsenseWithGlasses]

I didn't even realize Snapchat had its own """content""", I thought it was just a way for friends to be stupid together long distance.

[@terra5857]

same

[@serweed]

It used to be. It should be.

[@Lahgic]

"If you like to watch nothing, watch this!" *immediately gets a midroll ad*

[@sc8508]

Perfect timing right there.

[@j_ford-ru9li]

Happened to me while reading this comment lol

[@kennedyo4355]

so did Julia just let her mom tie her up for the photo or was she unconscious

[@Scott-on2er]

she probably did it for a snickers bar

[@greenbeancasserole2753]

@@Scott-on2er stop eat a snickers, your not the same when your hungry

[@MrDamon123]

Stop eat a snickers

[@stolenart9290]

Well it's her mother. Julia may trust her.

[@mothman4672]

@@stolenart9290 The fondest memories of my mother and I was the monthly kidnapping roleplay to squeeze my dads child support

[@probablyaparent]

My wife laughed for a solid minute when I started this video because and I quote "he looks like Charlie Brown".

[@aaronn2954]

When his phone said “20 percent battery remaining” I felt that

[@caseyv.6679]

exactly, and then tapping to close the notification immediately. most relatable part tbh

[@heyhriday]

*Narrator Voice: Aaron's feelings too, were on 20 percent battery. **_Mood_*

[@chickpea]

I HATE the sound it has at 10%

[@anzaia2164]

Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers? Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her? Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.

[@jimbabbbson7653]

If she forced her then isn’t that also kidnapping?

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

That's why He cheated on her, he's tired of her shit.

[@jackdawson5490]

Another twist, it is a very poorly written internet short story

[@PineappleLiar]

Yeah I’m pretty sure that this still counts as kidnapping. I think there’s a statistic out there that says that a majority of child kidnappings in the US are done by one parent to remove them from the custody of the other. Legally what’s happening in the short is very real kidnapping, just ask for a divorce ma’am and don’t commit a felony.

[@bamtherine]

She needs the money tho

[@EvanF]

“I would like to plead guilty.... to LOVIN MIIIILK”

[@dekuonvalorant]

im glad you said something it freaking killed me and i was like wait that was actually dumb and hilarious

[@caz8577]

Gets me everytime

[@rickymoen9482]

@@dekuonvalorant i was expecting to be annoyed but i might start saying that now

[@GA_131]

That sounds like something I would say ironically by myself

[@sOriginalMan-bw8de]

Ohhhhhh

[@rockinthecazbah4]

"Computery email" is still one of my favorite dumb jokes from Drew.

[@scragcowski]

drew's just tryna show off his collection of striped shirts

[@justjulie1113]

It's because of the Gibi ASMR bee movie 😳😳

[@christianpoole6473]

The best time to wear a striped sweater

[@rianantony]

He died 😔

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

I think he put in that skit to disguise the fact that he recorded the video on different days.

[@neurocidesakiwi]

Don't be cross... draw a line under it and move on.

[@Pluike]

Honestly getting tired of Drew complaining about everything, when is he gonna make a video of him falling down?

[@FilledWithBeef]

Never heard of this "Drew" guy. You must be talking about Danny.

[@door-to-doortaxcollector3484]

@@FilledWithBeef who's this "Danny" guy? sounds like you're talking about Kurtis

[@AveryGrace22]

@@door-to-doortaxcollector3484 whos Kurtis? this is Cody...

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@AveryGrace22 You mean Noel?

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

@@SnoppleWopple no, i think you’re all wrong. You mean [censored]

[@winter333]

Old fear: someone murdering me while I’m in the shower. New fear: someone cutting up a wig over me while I’m in the shower.

[@winter333]

@@joshroehl6098 don’t know why you plugged this under my comment but nice channel man, pretty funny

[@XsaviXander]

It would take a long time to unclog the drains if a good amount gets down the drain.

[@JustASadBottle]

18:38 stop gaslighting us Waldo

[@britnicox3929]

She poured the ‘little bit’ of milk like that two shots of vodka lady

[@freakyfusiondvd]

well she needed enough to make it juicy duh

[@pinkpink-kb6dl]

It's just so annoying that even stories I want to actually watch, I csnt bc every third slide is a 10 second add. The ratio of content to ad is almost 50/50

[@dk14929]

These are the symptoms of a company circling the drain. It'll get worse until they get bought for less than a million dollars. Then it'll continue to get worse

[@crossenmorgan]

EXACTLY

[@samtee]

Yeah I hate watching 51% ads

[@pechi6801]

Ew u use snapchat...

[@rosita8097]

there’s ads on snapchat? i watch stories all the time and i’ve never got one

[@sagorfranostergotland4766]

”WE CAN’T BELIEVE MIA KHALIFA DID THIS 😱😱😱” *literally a video of Mia Khalifa working out*

[@leech9751]

there’s so many mia khalifa “news” stories on there lmao

[@Sanctifires]

new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

[@valeale8851]

Lol

[@liam-ni1wh]

Yin Yang Monkey do u mean he supports blm

[@leech9751]

@@Sanctifires noooooo 😭😭😭😭

[@numburger]

16:44 One can only assume because of his kid with Logan Pail

[@mycatateit284]

the kid saying "mommy are you done blackmailing daddy yet?" would've been 1200% funnier

[@josieblue]

i hate how these articles also tear into minors who are in the public eye. like bro charli is a kid no one cares if she “went too far” by posting a bikini pic. she’s like 15

[@jasminella2402]

Drew: pick something subtle My brain: The kidnapper’s venmo... is kidnapper

[@mirandabrumwell5318]

LMAO!! That was my first thought too! “it’s Kidnapper! GOTTA be Kidnapper....It’s not Kidnapper” 😑

[@anyalaASMR]

I really said “Crim Inal”

[@jackieboo33]

I thought “Blackmailer” 🙂that’s what it is... and nope lol

[@FrancisR420]

Literally My second guess was 'steal yr daughter' but I thought it probably wasn't that

[@FrancisR420]

@@anyalaASMRI'm everybody's friend crimin al

[@benjaminallen3493]

I’ve never been happier in my life. Thank you so much. 10:05 ITS A LOST REFERENCE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION!!

[@verdantorange]

I can't believe I didn't notice it until today, what a weird place to have a reference

[@stranguhh2878]

I just wanna know how the wife got a picture of her own daughter tied up in the back of a car💀😭

[@amelieb-h8638]

“ok honey so we hate dad, now it’s gonna be really funny get in the car and i’ll tie your hands just trust me it’ll be worth it”

[@bhuviprabhakar5292]

Todoroki🙌

[@RustyNips]

all she would have had to do was say hey let's prank dad it will be funny

[@genericname2747]

She's a kidnapper

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

She tied her daughter up to take the photo and bribed her with Burger Palace instead of just confronting her cheating husband. Parents suck sometimes Todoroki, you know that.

[@Chrisgonzalz]

“WILL SMITH ADOPTS HIMSELF?!” This had me laughing lol,

[@fiona5074]

Why have I seen that magazine in the store though lmao

[@elanaj3174]

UNDER YOUR COMMENT, AN ADD WITH WILL SMITH WAS IN IT!

[@EM-wo6wf]

I ADOPTED WILL SMOTH

[@justmejeremy5704]

What annoys me is the lack of a comment section under the articles. There are so many wrong informations and blatant lies spread by those "reliable news network impersonators" and there’s just no way to point it out.

[@mothmadi_]

i think thats done purposefully, to keep the lies from being exposed

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

I actually like the fake news. A little Ben Shapiro, Vox, and Vice keeps you on your toes. It’s like I-Spy, but all you find is lies and inflammatory language.

[@wyattevan6902]

Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care

[@natejackson862]

No you take care

[@jonathanboustany5192]

let’s all take care

[@maddieb.4282]

Accusing others of ruining their brains in a comment with zero punctuation and multiple grammar and spelling errors is just amazingly ironic

[@DanMan]

dirt is dirty

[@choerryerim]

water is watery

[@roselyn7367]

preach

[@fizzabelle9178]

dust is dusty

[@eggs_tm]

finally someone has the guts to say it. so brave

[@KokaKola633]

Glue is sticky

[@ZayBurd]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes on tirades about how stupid the snap stories are

[@Flome810]

My mom is on it 24/7 and documents her life like she’s famous or some shit and adds stupid filters too

[@casparfraser2336]

@@Flome810 ahahahahaha

[@strawberryfields2008]

@@Flome810 Nah this is not about Snapchat its about how retarded these stories are. Always got me mad enought to uninstall

[@jackstory6986]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Yeetypete]

The worst part is there are some genuinely good stories on there, but they never are recommended you have to subscribe to those ones.

[@lukebrouwer3098]

The ads and their "ratio" to content are also just god awful. Completely irrelevant, unskippable, and appear every 30 seconds.

[@kimokarecords2060]

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[@em0ville]

you can "technically" skip them by going out of the post and back into it again ☺ that's what i always do

[@quoshtard1510]

yeah right? i like some channels but they added unskippable ads and at some point i just stop watching because its not worth it

[@ninjadare]

thank god someone said this the unskippables are SO annoying

[@etekweb]

I've never had an unskippable ad in my stories. You can just swipe from right to left to move to the next one. Idk about discover section, I avoid it like the plague.

[@AidenRKrone]

My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.

[@maximairapetov5450]

It doesn’t matter if a forgot about Rick lax, somehow someway he always finds me

[@uyduagat]

Wat

[@sadpaddletime1206]

Same 💀

[@karetrieslife]

i blocked him on facebook and now he’s coming for me on snapchat

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

He should get a sponsorship deal and change his first name to X. And every video he could say "This will make you lose your shit!" Constipation Eradicated

[@tunafish5462]

You can run but you can't hide from the great Rick Lax

[@JakeCuster]

That woman pouring milk into that “pasta”and saying it makes it juicy is a war crime

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

There are some crimes that deserve the death penalty Milk in pasta and pie crust is one of them

[@tunafish5462]

I am fucking disgusted.

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

No one asked but I grew up eating pasta with milk as if it was a normal thing and the day I found out it was extremely socially unacceptable was the day I discovered nothing is real and we live in a simulation Edit: some people seem confused, I literally mean pouring milk in pasta like you would with cereal, not added to a sauce or anything

[@kingashant6323]

@@ayellowpapercrown6750 it's actually quite normal for a few pasta dishes and I personally grew up and still do use store bought milk to increase the serving size of ricotta for lasagna

[@kingashant6323]

Her pouring an entire bag of lays potato chips into a pot and boiling them to serve as mashed potatoes is actually attempted murdered. The amount of salt in that would give you an immediate heart attack

[@esk5646]

Add milk to make the spaghetti o’s pie “juicy”, Jesus Christ, get the barf bag lol

[@jarmakey1]

I guess the logic is cheese is made of dairy

[@emblight4077]

@Mikky Renee Bone apple teeth

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@joshroehl6098 Is that song intended as a joke, or were you dead serious when you wrote the line "like a unicorn you danced into my life"?

[@bjrock1235]

@Mikky Renee Why didn’t they just grow vegetables in their garden?

[@SkylerCrouse]

I was eating at that part 🤢

[@stop--]

The husband cheating and somehow still being written as the good guy gives me Dhar Mann vibes.

[@yucky-yucky]

wife gets cheated on, lives to regret it

[@CJalterr]

who ever boils potato chips need to go straight to hell

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

What demon were they trying summoning boiling the chips 😡

[@oysterdy]

In a world where potato chips are boiled is already hell

[@FrancisofMaine]

Kettle cooked but not kettle reboiled dummies

[@gogogooner]

How do you even get the idea?

[@metallicfingers]

@@gogogooner drugs. lots of drugs.

[@bandetee9258]

wait so even after he figured out the exact location of his daughter, he still refused to call the cops but instead sent money to a lying kidnapper without the guarantee of his daughter’s safety just because he didn’t want his wife to find out he’s a cheater even though now that his daughter has been kidnapped, he can’t even really keep from her anymore?

[@meganb3448]

yep 😐 bc he's a POS and probably just wanted to keep getting with the side chick and not have any responsibility anymore...

[@AusyJo]

It was revealed that the wife was the “kidnapper”. He accepted that she was taking their daughter because of his infidelity.

[@mxwitcher]

@@AusyJo still though, even before that, he would've sent the money if the text didn't send

[@xeldabutterfae407]

@@AusyJo technically all that "proved" it was the possible-coincidence of the burger place. after that he was just kinda assuming. presumably he was right, but if it were real it'd have been pretty irresponsible of him to just leave it at that. that's pretty circumstantial evidence.

[@akasualkid]

i am too lazy to read this comment

[@SunburnedAlbino]

Love Don't Judge is always good for a quick lobotomy

[@yellowcrocs9000]

yep lol

[@thepastaprogenitor851]

Or a child in need of one

[@logna5555]

Hey your the guy that made the popular bloodsouls boss rankings

[@shreyaskonduru5457]

My legs itch

[@tunafish5462]

I stopped going to the discover page after I read one of the "phony texts" like 4 months ago about a dude who texts his wife cuz he can't find some pills that he has to take for them to have "a special night". Their son took them by accident and had a boner in class, the son was texting the mum about the boner (why?)and the details were really ummm.......interesting. It was so gross, I wanted to through my phone from the 7th floor after reading it.

[@computergenerated3833]

9:52 all of his Venmo recipients are characters from Lost lmaoo

[@caity79]

as a person who does, in fact, have a burger palace in my town I can confirm that they do have milkshakes.

[@benadugod]

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thatjedifromgallifrey6663]

@Cornelius The Ant same i thought it was fake Burger King because copyright

[@Patterrz]

there's a lot of energy going into creating that "content" so many wasted work-hours

[@triggeredcat120]

Hmm fancy seeing you here.

[@JanieBee]

Why would I wanna slave away for 70hrs only to pull in like $800 😅

[@bassetts1899]

imagine trying to explain your job to your grandmother at thanksgiving

[@peachdusted1580]

Patterrz and Drew Gooden is a crossover I didnt expect.

[@liamk3451]

never forget, daniel. "that's not a shiny"

[@Yknow6404]

Just a reminder that the canonical original Drew has been dead since this video

[@elk1827]

Actually no he wakes up in the last 5 seconds of the video

[@Yknow6404]

@@elk1827 omg I never noticed that, this guy’s good

[@elk1827]

@@Yknow6404 he is

[@IlliaIsCooking]

Yeah and there was also like, 3 Kurtises

[@agent3swife]

@@IlliaIsCooking i thought the plural for Kurtis would be Kurtis'

[@octosadventures1949]

I love how the Burger Palace worker says his line “in the background” directly into the microphone

[@milkd8251]

The ‘SO SATISFYING’ and ‘LIFE HACKS’ stories really bother me too. They are so mediocre and end terribly, it’s so unsatisfying, and the hacks are either ‘this will make your life harder’ ‘I just found out about this largely-known tech’ and ‘who the FUCK has a purpose for this’. Opening Snapchat just makes me MAD

[@redskeletonart238]

“Oddly satisfying” and it’s someone that’s never drawn before coloring with a crayola marker and oohing and aahing at it with their friend who has also never drawn before

[@love-in6hk]

or the oddly satisfying is cutting a giant thing of string or crushing a tube of toothpaste and just being wasteful

[@olivialanker6744]

I'm glad someone is talking about this. I can't look at my friends' stories without something sexual or gross popping up under them.

[@katc2040]

Right! I hate this! And I can't get away from the news headlines that are always something super disturbing. I can't even ignore the news anymore. I hate it

[@allysilman1631]

Or watch their stories without unskippable ads coming up in between every one of them

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

yes1

[@abdulmonemalnairabia3311]

There’s also the useless “hide this content” option on these stories, where you think you’re blocking certain stories and stories like them but it only just stops that one thing from showing up

[@PointB1ank]

Eh, I have so many things hidden on that page that I only get ads and some random popular snaps. Anytime I see something I don't like I hide it. I have to have like 400 entries in their DB for me alone.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean yeah that’s usually how “hide this content” works, though.

[@abdulmonemalnairabia3311]

@@DeathnoteBB no, that’s how “block this user” works

[@petricore_gabby]

Drew repeatedly saying “falling down” at 3:15 made me remember and look up the musical masterpiece of “Falling Down” by Selena Gomez & The Scene

[@sallythedino]

Drew's shirt: Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, oooh, black and yellow, yeah, let's shake it up a little!

[@BlastKast]

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

[@johannascott1593]

@@BlastKast great report card! all b’s!

[@vijayvijkt]

E

[@tanny6765]

✨✨✨

[@tanny6765]

Black and yellow 🐝according to the #beethlanguage

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

Why is no one talking about "Air is really flowy"

[@ashlynnbarber5433]

"You know how air, like, moves?"

[@maryruelas3284]

the dress was so bad and they acted like it was beautiful lmao

[@brzyrt9714]

I like how there was absolutely no air flow in the tub

[@VQuaileggs]

ikr, the best irony in that reaction is that those ladies look like the type of young karens that would screech and punch a child if that child happens to flick a drop of grape juice onto their dress on their wedding day.

[@hatpal2287]

that's crazy

[@eden8992]

whenever Drew says he's exploring a topic that's only interesting to him, he brings it to our attention and makes us extremely interested as well

[@lalalanidani]

this is indeed correct, my friend.

[@elk1827]

You just described Scott Cramer as well

[@dread_wolf2301]

8:24 that could very easily pass as him talking to a neighbor, friend or just some random lady who happened to be walking by

[@RadEdits]

Drew: wow the mom kidnapped the daughter, this plot twist is so obvious and on the nose, how stupid Me, who didn’t get the plot twist: ....yes absolutely

[@rayna7055]

he was talking about how on the nose and sudden the plot twist reveal was i believe, like there was absolutely no build up or anything

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

I guessed the plotwist about 10 seconds before that clip. It just seemed to fit with how insane the previous plotwist were.

[@carlharris8066]

i did the same thing

[@adamnielson42]

I only realized it when he talked about how crazy it would be, so I thought of the craziest thing I could think of.

[@MayLina]

I thought Elizabeth kidnapped the daughter and I feel like I am too invested in that piece of... art

[@AtlaniBonita]

Not having Snapchat is such a flex

[@xXInfinityDiesXx]

?? How? Snapchat is dying, I havent seen anyone mention it until this video.

[@AtlaniBonita]

@@xXInfinityDiesXx I've always had a bias against Snapchat because everyone I know who uses it is a braindead idiot, not to mention it's infamous for having predators who groom on young girls (of course all social media has their fair share of this, but on Snapchat especially). I'd rather not associate with any of that lmao

[@zaok529]

@@AtlaniBonita you saying facts tho lmao

[@lolasum_sumi_san]

That's how I feel about TikTok lmao. But yeah I think its better to use Snapchat only for close friends and family. I hate adding strangers on it. As long as its just me and my girlfriends, its all good and fun. Besides, I mostly use it for photography.

[@johannascott1593]

i deleted it a while ago 😎

[@sushicat21]

"I would like to plead guilty, to loving miiiiLLLLKK" killed me

[@annamariajauregui850]

I SCREAMED

[@squidge7698]

SAME

[@TheJstroud24]

I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day

[@mac8680]

they added their own version of tik tok where you’re stuck on straight tik tok forever with no escape

[@Chris-hi1hf]

@Moonlight Himiko but the plot twist, you will never escape

[@potatoaddict8192]

Tf is straight tik tok

[@sunshinedaisesbuttermellow]

lmfaoooo this is so accurate

[@alexb8159]

@@potatoaddict8192 basically the side of tiktok that's just people dancing and gyrating

[@Lduck2]

"I want you to guess the username of the kidnapper" My brain: Crim Jim

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

Hshghgagh I thought that too

[@moved.6963]

Jlim Sim

[@neharinehari5259]

My brain went : kidnapper

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@neharinehari5259 I went Kidnapper1 cause I figured someone already had claimed Kidnapper.

[@yusufkadar]

Short for Criminal Jiminal

[@nuestrogatomanuel6963]

my favorite part would be the sequel when julia reads how her mom faked her kidnapping and the conversation about her father cheating plus pictures on her own phone

[@madisonrose1893]

😂😂😂

[@alisathemushroom9923]

I didn’t even think about the kidnapping photo. Just “honey, put this duct tape on and look distressed in the trunk, we’re going to Burger Palace”. And then she can’t even have her photo while there since her mom is using it

[@bvl1335]

greetings. it’s a good decision of type in “chill yall” on youtube search bar, its good