Sopranos-Paulie Doggy Bags

Paulie takes his ma and her friends for lunch but doen't take kindly to Minn trying to steel his ma's rolls

[@elviejo1997]

In reference to Minnie's money: "You still keep it under the mattress?" And Paulie's ears perk up like a German Shepherd.

[@ilivekajol]

he tries to rob her and ends up killing her lol

[@TheEwing69]

Yup, she just got her friend killed.

[@wjatube]

She signed her best friends death ticket right there and then.

[@Onmysheet]

NEVER talk about money when Paulie is around.

[@N2.W8S]

Paulie's ears perked up like a democrat hearing about another free government give away program

[@TheHawk-dy4cl]

the way Paulie snaps his fingers is just golden

[@patgogan7324]

The way he holds his hands together throughout the show always cracked me up XD

[@heroedeleyenda05]

TheHawk2001 thats why he always keeps his fingertips clean, so they'll be ready for a perfect snap at any time

[@Aivottaja]

Also, the way he wags his pinky, index finger and thumb XD

[@dizzyvalentine]

that snap is so crisp tho👌🏽

[@xYouthAttackx]

those parker house rolls got covered in spit.

[@Forehead2Brick]

Haha, that lady just condemned Minnie to death.

[@nunya1738]

Never you mind where I keep it.

[@RB2331]

forehead...I agree . That old bitch had no business telling everyone where she puts her $$$$ ..lol. & If the lady would've just cashed that Benjamin she would be alive right now ...great scene

[@jakep1979]

@@RB2331 Both of these ladies were egotistical/selfish and had big fucking mouth.

[@jakep1979]

@Roger B that's why old people need to do yoga before they are old so they can stretch those old bones and clear their minds. Also drink & smoke weed in social situations not for themselves but for non old people that have to tolerate their shit. Grandma popping pills and mixing them with wine at thankgiving dinner guarantees a good time for all 😁

[@blackfyre5158]

@jice12 HEELLP!!!!!

[@dogwoodfan777]

The people who disliked this need to be reminded: These Parker House rolls; they belong to Paulie's ma.

[@inutero10]

His aunt

[@joemckim1183]

@@inutero10 She raised him as if she was his mother while biologically she was his aunt she definitely earned the right to be called his mother.

[@harryflashman9201]

They do not--they belong to the table.

[@silviodante6792]

The people who disliked this don't have direct deposit. They could probably use a good shining too.

[@andreigemanari6262]

@@inutero10 she was his mom, she adopted him, so we can call her his mother, because legally she was.

[@mikesawtelle3242]

"You still keep it under your mattress??", was a death sentence for Minn

[@adamevert1618]

passive aggressive...Cookie musta lost a card game...they played for money

[@jeffevans3280]

How much betrayal can Paulie take? He must've felt like he was stabbed in the heart, when they tried to steal his Mas rolls

[@blahblahmeowchow6383]

That one old bat came at him with a tip calculator; he had the right to defend himself

[@Biid21]

I always read these in Paulies voice😂

[@inutero10]

It's like watching hyenas dig through the garbage.

[@guitarofdestiny]

Seinfeld 👍

[@vatomalo68]

Or the inside of a zebra/wildebeest carcass

[@mortalkonlaw]

When I was a kid we used to run the bingo concession for charity. The old people were ruthless whenever the guy in charge gave in to their demands for half-price in the last 15 minutes. This one old lady would try to scam cups of nacho cheese for free.

[@peterhennig4678]

I was going to say the same, like vulture's

[@davec.3198]

@@guitarofdestiny Old people love to steal batteries.

[@BirdGang6]

“Still keep it under the mattress?” Paulie: 👀👀👀

[@drgreene1013]

The accuracy of this scene is spot on, my Italian grandma did the same thing. One time she snipped pieces of a plant off in a restaurant and put in in her doggie bag and then planted them in her yard

[@aarongomes7135]

Oh damn thats hillarious!

[@dylan-5287]

Haha the plant thing is actually kinda smart if it's the right plant to grow from a piece. My buddy's family would always take the nice bottles of hot sauce or dipping sauce. Just kinda makes you cringe lol.

[@lemonhead162]

I admit....I've taken plant clippings before and one time, I was with a crowd of co-workers getting drunk at one of those Irish-themed bars called "Sherlocks" back in the 90s, and we stole a print off the wall. I wasn't the actual thief, but was just a giggling observer. I don't even remember what the print was, but we found it amusing at that time. I wonder what garage sale it ended up in?

[@fleetadmiralperry5739]

I KNOW THAT FEELING WHENEVER MY GRANDMOTHER AND HER RELATIVES WOULD GO TO BUFFET RESTAURANTS I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON ONE OF HER WIERD COUSINS TAKING FOOD FROM THE JOINT STOWING IT AWAY IN A HANDBAG LOL

[@orlandob9958]

That's my great aunt..hahahah

[@SmilingSynic]

Paulie will be happy to break all of Minn's hundreds.

[@spoda81]

and her neck

[@BigCheech-wy9os]

You mean TAKE all Minns Hundreds lol

[@juliush6969]

Heh heh heh

[@Onmysheet]

I'm surprised Paulie was paying for gas and car park.

[@TheTaxburden]

@@Onmysheet that was before the roll thing lol.

[@MK-cl6po]

This video is golden. It shows how cheap people can be, and will do whatever it takes to pretend to be classy and fancy, despite being broke. Whoever wrote the scene should be commended.

[@chimborazo328]

This women weren't rich but they weren't broke!!!

[@VIDEOHOMESYSTEM]

​@@chimborazo328Never your mind How rich they are.

[@Xpwnxage]

​@@chimborazo328oh listen to him he knows everything

[@Whipzonchrome]

i met Tony Sirico in Brooklyn, he's exactly like his character on the sopranos... truly the best

[@patgogan7324]

Well he was an associate for a while lol

[@Helmuesi911]

Daniel Muchnik True.. I met Paulie, Bacala and and Christopher a few years ago when they did a meet and greet in Detroit. He’s the same Paulie from the show.

[@tdevil101]

Daniel Muchnik was he nice at least?

[@jakep1979]

@@tdevil101 I was there, he was really nice to Daniel but when Daniel left him he muttered " cocksucka" under his breath. True story.

[@snow-man2931]

@@Helmuesi911 I met them in June at the andiamo celebrity showroom in Warren. Pauly is losing his mind now. Vary sad

[@krazycanuk]

for some reason this is one of my favorite sopranos scenes

[@mikewest6569]

The writers on this show were so thorough. Pauli using the word "cellophane" for saran wrap is very old school and proper.

[@andylymbo]

You're right, Mike West. Very allegorical. The sacred and the collophane.

[@jaimejimenez4223]

I call cellophane that and Im in my twenties….

[@mikeg2491]

@@jaimejimenez4223 same, might be a regional thing like pop vs soda

[@nurkenrustem6044]

@@mikeg2491 I wonder whats french-canadian for I keep my stash under a matrass?

[@CarlXVIGustafBernadotte420]

I call it plastic foil

[@ronoccc]

An indication of a bad person at 0:17. Instead of being happy for Nucci's moment Minn tries to belittle it

[@Richman-iw4tv]

That’s why Paulie didn’t let them mess with his mother or aunt as it was later discovered. Minn couldn’t get away with that shit when he was around.

[@Klynch111]

I just wish paulie didn't kill the other one as well

[@TheTaxburden]

@ it's always the fat one.

[@TheMAnimal617]

ronoccc that’s exactly the point-we don’t respect the universal energy of that moment of conversation and just keep our disagreement out of the basic appreciation of theater or whatever it may be. They’re just as low as him, but they became more so with time, him less. Love how she plays the precision cutlery shit too just like ‘waste management’ it’s a euphemism.

[@ienjoyapples]

She deserved a pillow to the face

[@budfudlacker520]

Those Parker House Rolls are for my ma!

[@jiggleykrowzer8768]

Bud Fudlacker LOL!!! He looked like they just killed his dog or something.

[@paymentmethods7099]

They do not, they were for the table.

[@partyandbullshit45]

What was it barking?

[@easygrin1127]

Pauly was OG survived 2 soprano crew's and he took care of his Mum

[@CobraCraig88]

Bud Fudlacker dontcha laugh though

[@alexdrake9931]

This scene brought back SO many memories! My mom had an older sister that would literally strip the table at a restaurant if she had a chance. I refused to even eat with her at a restaurant because she would actually bring a huge purse full of plastic ziplock bags of all sizes. Every roll, sugar packet, last scrap of food, every centerpiece would go into that bag. The worst part was that she was a widow that was loaded. Dad used to always say that the best day of her husband's life was the day he died of a heart attack so he didn't have to put up with her anymore

[@Ms.MD7]

Lol I have an aunt who brings Ziploc bags at buffets omg so embarrassing 😂

[@stk6mkt]

Your Dad was right.

[@jackashmore]

Bro I bet the family get togethers were wild

[@BrownByHonor]

Your dad sounds like a bitter prick

[@robbyddurham1624]

I saw an older lady at Golden Corral putting fried chicken in her purse.

[@molasorrosalom4846]

That waiter is like, "WTF?, you want me to wrap up bread rolls?"

[@davef.2811]

Cellophane!! Chop-chop!

[@rebboy17]

They belonged to his ma! He had to

[@docyukiohattori]

all due respect, they belong to his ma

[@Lorrainegadz]

The sheer look of destain over the rolls Paulie takes. Ahahahaha. One of my fave Paulie scenes.

[@jiggleykrowzer8768]

Lorrainegadz LMFAO I agree, the look on his face when he realizes the rolls were taken by the others (big surprise lol) is utterly HILARIOUS. "These parkerhouse rolls belong to my ma"

[@tommo2047]

Are you little carmine or something? It's disdain not destain

[@yattaguru]

Nah it's Furio's spelling. He's from the other side remember?

[@jiggleykrowzer8768]

Tom Povey The Sacred and the propane LMAO.

[@TheTaxburden]

@@tommo2047 lmfao

[@johnk.7523]

Paulie's love for his ma is really endearing.

[@macabreenterprise1823]

She went to bat for him how many times?

[@Tommy-ns6xx]

With the nuns.....

[@_stardust62]

She ain't his real ma....great writing from Mr Chase

[@King710.]

Until he finds out she's his aunt, then he becomes an a hole

[@bodhi6769]

He was stabbed in the heart

[@shadygrady3030]

And to think after this, Paulie went to Minns house for a cup of coffee.

[@stephenolaughlin6595]

Shady Grady When did Paulie show up to Minns house?I remember both scenes very well. Same episode or no.

[@mattryan8834]

He was actually leaving something under the bed from his ma

[@standerlc]

He was around the neighborhood and noticed Minn left the door wide open. He was probably making sure everything was in place. Such a sweet guy

[@czure94]

Her kitchen was all wiped down for the night

[@thecodeofvigilance1624]

He just wanted coffee...

[@BigCheech-wy9os]

Paulies face when he hears she keeps her “money under the mattress “

[@user-ke4kz3in9j]

I could easily watch a whole series with these four.

[@thenewwoodsman]

i used to be a waiter, and i still remember how ghastly tables like this were to deal with. don't miss that occupation

[@eric5906]

The old ladies grabbing everything that wasn't tied down. I know of some people who even take the silverware and the cups.

[@everwake2689]

*snap snap* Wrap this comment in cellophane!

[@downswingplayer9712]

You should try retail security then you will know all about dealing with the public.

[@pepper1188]

Same. Usually the older women just literally grabbing everything off the table. Unbelievable

[@kydalchemy]

When they would swipe shit off the table I never minded that. The snapping. Rudest thing you can do. Thankfully it almost never happened but the few times it did I wouldn’t even acknowledge them. Know this, there is a correlation between rude cocksucking snappers and shitty tipping. So don’t be worried about being rude to them, you’re getting a shitty tip either way!

[@francissoyer6909]

The way they ravage that table is like coyotes picking over a animal carcass.

[@neals0r]

1:22 Paulie already knew how this would end. She had it coming!

[@jayboy8080]

They are like a plague of locusts swooping on the condiments. Lol

[@StuUngar]

Nucci reminds me of my great grandma. They're both sweet little old ladies. I hated it when Paulie cursed at her and told her he never wanted to see her again. You know that had to have broken her poor little heart and she cried herself to sleep. Poor Nucci.

[@eharper7]

He had a right to be angry. Sure, she was doing what was best at the time, but to keep something like that to herself for that long? Oy..

[@doniellestenson3502]

I agree.A side of Paulie I never knew existed.He loved her too.Just goes to show you.If he could turn on this woman.What he might do to someone like Tony.

[@StuUngar]

@@eharper7 He had a right to be a little upset. But he overreacted to the 10th degree. Even Tony pointed out that Paulie was being selfish considering Nucci loved him and treated him like her own son. Also, like Paulie was telling the principal, Nucci went to bat for him and all the trouble he caused with the schools, shop owners, and the police. Every time he screwed up, Nucci was there for him.

[@smellypatel5272]

@@eharper7 I can't blame her for it although I agree she should've told him at some point. She still loved him like he was her own. Still, just goes to show what degenerates single moms tend to raise.

[@Blondie727]

FUN FACT: The actress that played Paulie’s “Ma” was only 8 years older than him. 😵‍💫

[@sumoni]

Since she wasn't really his mother on the show anyways I guess that's okay.

[@followengland_ballsonig2938]

a fuckin phony! 🤘

[@modernmobster]

Reminds of The Munsters where Al Lewis was 2 years younger than Yvonne De Carlo, but played her father.

[@foldsofblubber]

@@modernmobster Oppositely, in I love Lucy, Ethel was only in her early 30's when Fred was like 80. ....heard that they hated each other because of the age difference.

[@jeremybarcelo6486]

That’s not his real mother

[@debgib007]

Everybody's touching the bread. Drives me nuts.

[@Arthur_King_of_the_Britons]

Who knows how many shoes they touched before the bread

[@ralphstreemkejr.]

‘Wrap these up, will ya? Cellophane. C’mon, Ma!’ Paulie rocks!

[@robertjones8598]

This is a great scene all around. I laugh every time I hear “I’ll give these to my son”.

[@BassGuitarGuy128]

The fact that Paulie has no shame in this shows he's a straight up O.G.

[@ericg1100]

Having no shame makes you an OG? I guess every ho is an OG then

[@emperorclovis8348]

paulie took some mental notes about where minn kept her loot.

[@ChipHugger]

LOL...the over the table shot of those hands grabbing everything will never not be funny.

[@RTF916]

"These Parker House rolls, they belong to my ma!" hahaha. Paulie was the fucking best.

[@TheMAnimal617]

Paulie gets to experience being the boss for an hour.

[@AllenMacCannell]

I have to admit Parker House rolls are worth fighting over

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I think Minnie is closer in every way to Paulie's proper mother in attitude. Even looks like him.

[@goddessnoele]

That lady ended up giving her life for those rolls😔

[@JohnLoCicero]

I wish I could see the look on her son's face when she hands him loose Equal packets and a few wet-naps. "Wow, thanks mom."

[@RB2331]

+JohnLoCicero I agree bro...and its a shame they didn't develop Salvatore ...he was becoming a favorite character of mine ! ......lol....

[@JohnLoCicero]

RB2331 Well, he was intriguing. A son you figure is like 60-years old who still relies on his mother in an old folks home to get him free sweetener. It just begs for more information.

[@superstarreviews9937]

And in one episode they say, Paulie pays like 2500 a month,so she can live there in comfort. So you gotta believe her son pays the same!! 32,000 a year,and she gives him,wet naps and stolen equal packets!! Lol and he works at a school,so I'm positive he could just order that stuff!

[@inutero10]

JohnLoCicero I wish they did more with the equal packets. They were my favorite characters in the show.

[@LuziannaBoy]

@@inutero10 screw the equal packets, the Parker House rolls gave the best preformance of the whole show!

[@MK-cl6po]

"Ill give these to my son."

[@winky8201]

The sound effects of the plate, food and Paulie snapping his fingers are so satisfying

[@alliancer87]

I always come back to this clip, it’s bizarrely and subtlety hilarious.

[@Retrospekt1212]

He snaps his fingers at the waiter, what a prick.

[@thenewwoodsman]

***** LOL. do you really think Paulie left a big tip? Have you even watched this show? paulie's thriftiness is an ongoing joke throughout the series

[@jiggleykrowzer8768]

Barry Fernando LMFAO I love the way he does that... :::::SNAP SNAP::::: Wrap dis up... cellofane" JHAHAHAHAHAH

[@jiggleykrowzer8768]

thenewwoodsman Paulie killed a waiter over a fucking tip. LMAO. "Hohoho 1184, I gotta play that number. Meh, I'm gonna go wash up." What a selfish PRICK I love Paulie.

[@worldwide6266]

Rude Asshole I'd like to cut those fucking big stupid fingers off with a lopping shears

[@lewisfraser4153]

@@worldwide6266 found the guy in the service industry. My condolences :(

[@davidcook5705]

Paulie and Junior were my two favorite characters in this series.

[@JacobC479]

After being a waiter for 4 years, them taking the sugars pisses me off

[@jayr3381]

Does it come out of your paycheck? Just asking.

[@jakep1979]

@@jayr3381 It all adds up especially now a days.

[@MrTREEHUNTER22]

@@jayr3381 No but it's just common decency to take what you need not what you want. It's like when people take like $2 out of the take a penny leave a penny to buy something.

[@christopher.saint.christopher]

If someone snapped their fingers like that at me, I’d piss on their food. Not out back, but in front of them at their table.

[@TrollThings247]

@@christopher.saint.christopher you’d end up like the last waiter who mentioned piss to Paulie

[@5eurocups2005]

The way they clear the table is a WW2 rationing thing, it never leaves them.

[@pattyoneill6724]

My favorite scene, so funny, how they take everything even the sugar ! The rolls, and the money mentioned under the mattress , lol.

[@arthurchavez4516]

Say what you want about Paulie. He did love his Ma

[@nyy190343]

After the mattress comment Paulie went straight home to calculate the earnings of someone who worked 46 years in precision cutlery

[@Jarvisc12]

Scenes like this make the Sopranos the best tv show ever.

[@univac7677]

Dang rolls. Those ladies were ready to steal the silverware.

[@unclemayhem6696]

Seniors have a thing for hoarding items like that. Once I worked in a restaurant where tour busses packed with senior citizens would arrive to eat. When the manager saw them coming he would have all of the condiments removed from the tables and made available only upon individual request.

[@visionist7]

Cunning

[@5wheels178]

lol

[@BigCheech-wy9os]

REST IN PEACE PAULIE!!!

[@kbuselmeier69]

Tony Sirico R.I.P. Still making us laugh.

[@mikeservello4394]

Paulie should of asked for relish & ketchup

[@timheidel5849]

I have seen old ladies take all that stuff (rolls, sugar packets, crackers, etc.) many times at restaurants...it's hilarious. I guess they "let" the restaurants keep the silverware, dishes, tablecloths, etc.

[@porkmaybeu]

hahaha ! one of my favourite scenes in the series! thank you for uploading this! haha *snap* snap* "wrap these up will ya? ... cellophane" hahaha

[@edgarsantos2340]

Richard kelly was stared at Maa , the whole time he was singing the Impossible dream 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@trevmac8362]

i laughed when Paulie smothered that woman with a pillow

[@trevmac8362]

Kiki ,yes she did.Just on the general rule of restaurant etiquette where you don't doggy bag all the dinner rolls at the end and keep them for yourself she should have been sentenced to death

[@trevmac8362]

good catch i'll see if i can remember a few more when i have time but you're probably correct

[@betrousaltaweel]

Trev Mac apologies. Tracee the stripper, Jimmy the Elvis impersonator and the waiter in Atlantic City were also civilians killed by made men.

[@trevmac8362]

you're right..Poor Elvis got a hammer over the head by pussy

[@joeb7975]

Trev Mac " these parker house rolls? They belong to my Ma"

[@stevenmarcus2181]

My Grandmother put large portions of the Howard Johnson’s Friday Fish Fry in her pocketbook.

[@mariannepiiksi5317]

😅😅😅😅

[@lebronpryor6677]

This was another great scene. They were very mean to Paulies mom lol

[@robfulano2552]

The way he treats the waiter 😂

[@gregbradshaw7220]

🫰 🫰 wrap these up

[@wjatube]

Normally the cold-blooded murder of a senior citizen is something most rational people would be repulsed. But not for our hero Paulie. David Chase did a masterful job of easing him into our hearts. Just keep in mind, this is exactly how a family defends the actions of their loved-ones. Remember even Jeffrey Dahmer's mother loved him.

[@adamevert1618]

Her car was gone...yet she was home! What was he supposed to do?

[@ragejoona431]

Nucci has no idea how much power she has. Her son/nephew is one of the most dangerous and feared guys in the state, but she's one person who he'd do anything for.

[@seishsmom638]

Senior Citizens at their best.....taking everything on the table.

[@samanthab1923]

How are they affording 6000 a month?

[@snewsh]

"Those are the last rolls you steal, bitch" - Paulie

[@paolita9618]

I can’t help but say “finally the dawgie bags” when I go out to eat and get leftovers to go

[@colinbell5177]

I'm glad Paulie snuffed the old bag out with that cushion

[@handaman112]

Cookie set the whole thing up. She was sick of Minn and knew her big mouth would get her killed.

[@kevinjohnson27]

Damn ol ladies savages they stole damn near everything on da table 😂😂😂

[@hatsuseno]

LMAO Paulie tallying up the bill when the doggie bags come in

[@bleemster]

my italian grandma always loads up on the doggy bags, so funny!

[@stoneharper7038]

“I like to have the money right in my hands” Paulie was thinking the same thing!

[@RB2331]

Lol, i agree bro...& that one line 'She doesnt even have a savings account' would cost her life .Shouldve had that 100 dollar bill in 20s minn & u would be alive and enjoying life ....lol

[@Ms.MD7]

Paulie's love for his ma lol

[@brmnplayr]

I Love Pauli's Accent. It's making it authentic. 😁

[@nealcomstock1958]

Paulies mom was so sweet. Who would be able to steal food from her?

[@notsureiL]

Old hags 😑

[@kevincook2793]

Everybody had their hands all on the rolls nasty lol

[@irenemitalas2692]

These Parker house rolls, they’re for my ma! Lol 😂

[@baxpiz1289]

paulie mentions barber scissors 0:23 and later brings a box of barber scissors from butch's salon to the bing

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

His name should be Paulie Doggie Bags from now on

[@wawaelias8842]

I swear this dude reminds me of my uncle , my uncle once chased down an ice cream truck for 35 cents , he couldn’t pick up the tab for some old ladies 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@HollywoodDeliPodcast]

She tried to take all the rolls 😭

[@PK-er6gh]

@@charlesferdinand422 lmao that looks like a man.

[@jimthompson909]

The level of care for those warm rolls! Ma was crying!

[@eljefe1556]

The finger snapping is the best, SILAFIN

[@xjcrossx]

I loved these women together!!

[@ericsmith6315]

Minis death sentence was signed twice in this scene

[@daytondaytona4624]

not to talk mal of the actress, but jesus look at 0:42, she stretched her hand wide out to talon grasp those rolls, like an eagle swooping down on a field mouse.... looks like the scene from the howling in the office

[@samaramorgan-l9q]

Something peaceful about the doggie bags lol

[@listentothenightfilms]

Every time me and the wife go out for dinner and there's rolls lol I say it EVERY TIME.

[@danielghosn6529]

They belong to my ma!!!

[@rmr355]

@scarface3131983 I know right? When he split the landscaping with Feech he demanded $1,000 for his nephews broken arm.... then he only gave his nephew $500!

[@ckaz007]

Paulie was so cheap, he would've been accepted into the Jewish Mafia.

[@jonclarkson5911]

ckaz007 The Jews run the Italian mob. Believe it.

[@GuerreroDelInfo]

@@jonclarkson5911 they're in cahoots

[@jstarr7506]

+ckaz007 LOL and ewwwww

[@highroporter4220]

That was so pettyyyy 😆😆😆

[@jimisvoodoochild]

a good boy to stand up for his mother like that. shows respect to elders

[@daytondaytona4624]

they look like little lulu the elderly version, look at minns face "they were for THE TABLE" face contorted into a mask of snarling indignation

[@laistvan2]

This kind of scene is why I like Sopranos. All of them, especially Paulie such a pity and greedy person. He could kill you for $10. (My other favourite scene when he beat up Feech's gardeners and steal their lawn Mower).

[@vincentferrante8238]

Wrap these up will ya, cellophane 😂😂😂

[@garyfenlon5769]

First time i ever feared for Paulie in this clip, these are the REAL heavy hitters!!