Sopranos Joke Book

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Chris Harmon

Chris Harmon

Күн бұрын

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@lobster800
@lobster800 14 жыл бұрын
theres a great joke in Pine Barrens from Bobby Baccala-"I went out bear hunting one time, and I saw a road sign saying "bear left". So I turned around and went home"
@halwasserman7905
@halwasserman7905 3 жыл бұрын
I love that joke!
@haimshkolnik2092
@haimshkolnik2092 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't get it
@scissortongue5772
@scissortongue5772 3 жыл бұрын
@@haimshkolnik2092 bear left, the bear has gone home, vacated the premises, not in the immediate area. The bear is no longer there. Bear left.
@haimshkolnik2092
@haimshkolnik2092 3 жыл бұрын
@@scissortongue5772 ohhhhh ok im stupid Thanks lol
@amirbeg6843
@amirbeg6843 3 жыл бұрын
Now that it’s written i get it already 😭😭😭
@duro845
@duro845 7 жыл бұрын
Paulie used to kill me playing commentator for his own jokes
@divingduck1970
@divingduck1970 7 жыл бұрын
Before, and WAY before!
@llewodcm20
@llewodcm20 4 жыл бұрын
Commendatori!
@anttucc9646
@anttucc9646 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, T. Ya heard what I said? I told him...
@Yanpac
@Yanpac 4 жыл бұрын
That's respect! Like a commander!
@eduardochernia
@eduardochernia 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Ton', you heard what I said?
@ahmedshettima9226
@ahmedshettima9226 4 жыл бұрын
They missed the joke where Paulie says. “Hey look, this seems like an ad for a weight loss. Before and waaaaayyyy before”
@tayeb7031
@tayeb7031 4 жыл бұрын
-tony you hear what I said? -yeah before and after
@cheeto4789
@cheeto4789 4 жыл бұрын
@@tayeb7031 to be fair, he had a stripper on his arm, nobody really expected him to be paying attention to Paulie
@snoopcat7475
@snoopcat7475 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, this guy ever stop breakin balls?
@dova3282
@dova3282 3 жыл бұрын
“You grab on to Ginny Sac yourr fucking hands will disappear”
@andrewhughes6041
@andrewhughes6041 3 жыл бұрын
@@dova3282 "When she goes camping the bears gotta hide their food."
@leondelvechioramirez8529
@leondelvechioramirez8529 10 жыл бұрын
"Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand." HahahhHhahahhaaha
@MrMendoda
@MrMendoda 6 жыл бұрын
oh hey John;
@petew.7870
@petew.7870 6 жыл бұрын
#CLASSIC
@GeoZeppelin1979
@GeoZeppelin1979 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@___________
@___________ Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@armgemboiii
@armgemboiii Жыл бұрын
How about imagine Junior saying this one “Did you hear about the Puerto Rican godfather? He made them an offer, they could Barely understand”.
@KA5H24
@KA5H24 11 жыл бұрын
I love it when Paulie does like an instant replay on his jokes.... "Did you hear what I said..." hahah, or in Paulie's way, hehheheh
@Outerspacefunk
@Outerspacefunk 7 жыл бұрын
KA5H24 must be his tourrete
@kevincarter2020
@kevincarter2020 6 жыл бұрын
heh heh heh
@tototastaferr1518
@tototastaferr1518 6 жыл бұрын
Paulie 2 Times
@savagenoble7
@savagenoble7 5 жыл бұрын
Aye Ton. Ya here what I said?
@domenicmartucci140
@domenicmartucci140 4 жыл бұрын
@@tototastaferr1518 Just like Jimmy from Good Fellas....
@thirdeyeindoctrine
@thirdeyeindoctrine 11 жыл бұрын
A man comes home to his wife with a duck under his arm and says "This is the pig I've been fucking." The wife says "That's not a pig it's a duck." The husband goes, "I wasn't talking to you."
@justblaze73
@justblaze73 7 жыл бұрын
^Gilbert Gottfried
@gregpeters2474
@gregpeters2474 7 жыл бұрын
Jayson taytom highlights
@Jac0bIAm
@Jac0bIAm 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sanjayraju988
@sanjayraju988 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy’s sponsor.
@hanklesacks
@hanklesacks 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@wjatube
@wjatube 6 жыл бұрын
"His place looked like shit." -Christopher giving the best punchline of the entire series.
@click_gaming4277
@click_gaming4277 5 жыл бұрын
He was an interior decorator...
@JoeAugustAcoustic
@JoeAugustAcoustic 4 жыл бұрын
the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?
@7viewerlogic670
@7viewerlogic670 3 жыл бұрын
No doubt!
@sanjayraju988
@sanjayraju988 3 жыл бұрын
*house
@BucketOfMarbles
@BucketOfMarbles 3 жыл бұрын
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!
@Gibbsian36
@Gibbsian36 3 жыл бұрын
The acting on the "rich man / poor man" joke is magnificent, with Tony and Pussy giggling through the buildup. It can't be easy to make it look so natural when you've heard the same joke a hundred times and have gone through as many takes. It's details like this that made The Sopranos immortal.
@_inked_out
@_inked_out 3 жыл бұрын
I was actually thinking they didn't mention the joke to pussy to get a genuine reaction but idk unless you saw a behind the scenes thing. Either way it looks natural
@theathejtheg9834
@theathejtheg9834 2 жыл бұрын
The joke is good but the acting makes it great
@HN-vd5nd
@HN-vd5nd 2 жыл бұрын
Tell tails pussy flipped to the feds, he laughed at Tony's joke before the punchline. Should have told Tony he lost weight too and wore a wired cap.Don't give me that look! It was a fucking horse! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the cartload!
@macewindu6853
@macewindu6853 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot that it’s a show at times, it’s just so real
@Jgm-gm9wi
@Jgm-gm9wi 2 жыл бұрын
@Eli Lis I was thinking the same thing. Pussy’s laugh seemed really forced.
@drasticwillb
@drasticwillb 11 жыл бұрын
The best one from Junior in the House of Dementia was, "A guy brings his date a half a dozen roses. The dame says I guess now you expect me to spread my legs. The guy says Don't you have a vase?"
@nunya1738
@nunya1738 10 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen Thanks--believe it or not, I think the cut made me think farm, and hear HORSE!
@MobHeataEnt
@MobHeataEnt 7 жыл бұрын
drasticwillb I don't get it?
@dannyfitzgerald1593
@dannyfitzgerald1593 5 жыл бұрын
@Ausla Davis did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
@stevenbaldwick180
@stevenbaldwick180 4 жыл бұрын
I heard that joke in the early 80's. A Jewish guy told it to me. It was modified as two Jewish ladies talking...
@michaeluden7131
@michaeluden7131 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Whocoulditbe88
@Whocoulditbe88 3 жыл бұрын
The rincoln continental joke has gotten me so many laughs, thanks uncle june
@ThisIsCreation-FollowOnTwitter
@ThisIsCreation-FollowOnTwitter 2 жыл бұрын
He drives a Lincoln. What?
@IanMHaraldsonDecker
@IanMHaraldsonDecker 2 жыл бұрын
Bobby is such a dunce, bless his heart
@yitz28
@yitz28 Жыл бұрын
Quasimodo predicted it 😂😂😂😂
@GeorgeTropicana
@GeorgeTropicana Жыл бұрын
I've used the ladies at the fish market plenty in my day
@sebbepersson6819
@sebbepersson6819 Жыл бұрын
I couldnt hear the joke. What did he say?
@user-rc8xp7hw5i
@user-rc8xp7hw5i 3 жыл бұрын
Carmella: "This mad cow disease, I think it's terrible the English government didn't tell people sooner." Tony: "Well they didn't want to create a stampede."
@peteluis2849
@peteluis2849 6 жыл бұрын
3:25 I swear Tony was curious to know what the one prick said to the other prick lol
@alpertek2549
@alpertek2549 4 жыл бұрын
That was the most masterful joke in the whole series. Took me a while to get it.
@louisekvernoey3888
@louisekvernoey3888 4 жыл бұрын
@@alpertek2549 I still don't get it.....and want to....please enlighten me? 😅
@alpertek2549
@alpertek2549 3 жыл бұрын
@@louisekvernoey3888 Carmela and Tony are the pricks.
@vespasiancloscan7077
@vespasiancloscan7077 3 жыл бұрын
@@louisekvernoey3888 nothing; they were both stuck up cunts
@bulldawg7232
@bulldawg7232 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he finished that joke at the dinner table dropping the C word 😳
@wwb2081
@wwb2081 9 жыл бұрын
"Anyone think it's ironic that Lou Gerig died of Lou Gerig's disease?"
@SiccDeville
@SiccDeville 7 жыл бұрын
"you gonna make that same stupid joke everytime that comes up?"
@lohancindy5442
@lohancindy5442 7 жыл бұрын
Wyatt Button listen to your friend here
@larrysabo799
@larrysabo799 6 жыл бұрын
fooloof i dont think we need to be that overstated
@larrysabo799
@larrysabo799 6 жыл бұрын
@fooloof thats my money paulie!
@domenicmartucci140
@domenicmartucci140 4 жыл бұрын
@@larrysabo799 Hes really FUCKED UP!!
@JustinWKah
@JustinWKah 4 жыл бұрын
i just noticed when silvio is doing the impersonation he says "Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself." it then cuts to Big Pussy laughing... talk about foreshadowing
@colorcombinations7387
@colorcombinations7387 3 жыл бұрын
Great catch, never noticed that
@blubber8510
@blubber8510 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t we already see Pussy with the FBI agent prior to that? Or am I misremembering?
@Jackal_XXX
@Jackal_XXX 2 жыл бұрын
That’s good writing. Anyways, four dollars a pound.
@Sankrityayan07
@Sankrityayan07 8 жыл бұрын
Uncle Junior loved his Chinaman jokes.
@MegaDonGallo
@MegaDonGallo 8 жыл бұрын
He never forgave them for Pearl Harbour
@uppubhai
@uppubhai 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO pearl harbour
@StopFlaggingVideos
@StopFlaggingVideos 7 жыл бұрын
its actually a sopranos joke in a way, where tony blundetto is talking about starting a business with his boss the korean, and paulie says remember pearl harbor, as though koreans can't be trusted because they did pearl harbor. so lighten up
@harman950
@harman950 7 жыл бұрын
Isn't it ironic that in the end, Junior got his ass kicked by a China-Men?
@harman950
@harman950 7 жыл бұрын
Chinaman*....didn't want to offend any spell Nazis out there.
@theseageek
@theseageek 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Paulie repeating his joke to Tony to make sure he hears it despite the fact that Tony was literally next to him 😂😂
@seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035
@seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035 2 жыл бұрын
Tony was distracted by seeing Melfi again after a long time while no one knows about their relation.
@deepbluebeer
@deepbluebeer Жыл бұрын
I love his smile it looks so pure
@thebagelsproductions
@thebagelsproductions Жыл бұрын
I have uncles do exactly that😂 it's like 2 times from Goodfellas
@theseageek
@theseageek Жыл бұрын
@@thebagelsproductions “I’m gonna get the papers get the papers” 😄😄
@ZackValentine
@ZackValentine 11 жыл бұрын
The 'Poor Man, Rich Man' joke at 0:20 is now my all time favourite joke. Love it.
@michaeluden7131
@michaeluden7131 4 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious lol
@anthonynieves4208
@anthonynieves4208 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in a the beginning Junior told Livia to say why to AJs joke . Showed his love for jokes
@Pazzoal
@Pazzoal 11 жыл бұрын
paulie: your late! ralphie: well tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever bahahaahaha
@rinorramaj8275
@rinorramaj8275 6 жыл бұрын
Al i shit myself laughing to that
@TheSm1thers
@TheSm1thers 6 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote to Bessie Braddock, a British MP. Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.“ Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“
@rubyjohn
@rubyjohn 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Can someone explain the joke? ;_;
@Hello_Jerry_
@Hello_Jerry_ 6 жыл бұрын
@@rubyjohn The joke is that a person is being insulted for something that's temporary (being late, being drunk, etc.), so they come back with something the other person can't fix (being ugly, being stupid, etc.). So, if you called me "fat," I could say, "tomorrow, I'll start losing weight and you'll still be an idiot." Get it?
@rubyjohn
@rubyjohn 6 жыл бұрын
@@Hello_Jerry_ lol nice explanation! Thanks :D
@sanjayraju988
@sanjayraju988 3 жыл бұрын
I always loved Paulie doing instant replays on all of his own jokes.
@MrSalas
@MrSalas 2 жыл бұрын
Being a non native English speaker it is only now, 15 years later after watching the show that I get the cataract/lincoln continental joke.
@HipHopAn0n
@HipHopAn0n 2 жыл бұрын
I present you with your badge of English speaking proficiency 😎😎
@MonsterDOT
@MonsterDOT 2 жыл бұрын
I don't quite get it, can you explain it?
@brownpunk1794
@brownpunk1794 2 жыл бұрын
If u keep that up ill enroll you in slip n fall school!
@MrSalas
@MrSalas 2 жыл бұрын
@@MonsterDOT It's a racist joke about a chinese man mispronouncing the "L" and "R" in English. So "Cataract"" is actually "Cadillac". and the doctor answers by mispronouncing "Lincoln" as "Rincon".
@BuzzKirill3D
@BuzzKirill3D 10 жыл бұрын
The "Chinese godfather" one is pretty good
@arthurthegreat216
@arthurthegreat216 9 жыл бұрын
Nebuchadnezzaurus that joke became like a private joke with me and my friend, we would always tell it. One night, we were drunk at a bar and decided to try to pick up chicks with this joke for the lolz. Not a single chick got the joke and they all thought we're fucking crazy. It was an hilarious night.
@BuzzKirill3D
@BuzzKirill3D 9 жыл бұрын
***** you had to have watched The Godfather to get it. In the movie, there's a recurrent phrase "to make one an offer they can't refuse", meaning offering a person either to do what you want, or be killed.
@IamChandEvil
@IamChandEvil 9 жыл бұрын
Nebuchadnezzaurus Why wouldn't they understand a Chinese godfather?
@BuzzKirill3D
@BuzzKirill3D 9 жыл бұрын
I am Chand Evil because it is a stereotype that Chinese English is hard to understand.
@IamChandEvil
@IamChandEvil 9 жыл бұрын
Nebuchadnezzaurus so they were killed?
@lukenutterz
@lukenutterz 9 жыл бұрын
What'd the blind man say when he passed the fish market? I DONNTTT KNOWWW
@SubwayRatt
@SubwayRatt 7 жыл бұрын
EYE DUN KNOOOO
@SiccDeville
@SiccDeville 7 жыл бұрын
"excuse me ladies."
@michaeluden7131
@michaeluden7131 4 жыл бұрын
@SlipKid84 /whoosh
@adzarsenal39
@adzarsenal39 4 жыл бұрын
That line always kills me
@jacobangeles5539
@jacobangeles5539 4 жыл бұрын
GOOD MORNING LADIES
@nickcara97
@nickcara97 4 жыл бұрын
“I can’t believe this!” “Why? Last year you believed a flying saucer was over East Rutherford.”
@moby1017
@moby1017 11 жыл бұрын
Rincoln Continental LMFAO!!!
@nunya1738
@nunya1738 10 жыл бұрын
I still am slightly surprised they can keep straight faces.
@ChalkyHonky
@ChalkyHonky 5 жыл бұрын
So what he drives a Lincoln
@tonibrzic6628
@tonibrzic6628 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@saber26ful
@saber26ful 4 жыл бұрын
@@tonibrzic6628 The Chinese guy thinks the doctor is talking about his car "Cadillic" when the doctor actually said "Cataract." Chinese L's and R's bro.
@jeffgillson
@jeffgillson 4 жыл бұрын
RMFAO ... R.O.R.
@sergiomendoza4040
@sergiomendoza4040 4 жыл бұрын
That joke Ralph makes about mrs Custer is fucking hysterical lol. That shit always makes me laugh.
@jimmyrustler8983
@jimmyrustler8983 2 жыл бұрын
The delivery is perfect.
@MrRafting
@MrRafting Жыл бұрын
Holy cow.. Look at all those fuckin' indians!
@johnson7166
@johnson7166 8 жыл бұрын
Just a thought I wanted to share. I love how detailed all of the characters are. Like Bobby. Not laughing at Junior's joke because he has a pretty bad sense of humor. You never really heard him joking around and you definitely never saw him laugh much throughout the series. It's pretty incredible how this show comes to life like no other tv show or movie that I've ever seen.
@rrt4511
@rrt4511 7 жыл бұрын
youd' better come up with a shinebox joke, you'd be topcoment
@bobbysmith3828
@bobbysmith3828 7 жыл бұрын
johnson7166 no I think Bobby just didn't get the joke
@ChalkyHonky
@ChalkyHonky 5 жыл бұрын
Bobbies shinebox is not very shiny
@TheMAnimal617
@TheMAnimal617 4 жыл бұрын
They are all ‘living’ characters their whole identity is given to you it’s awesome.
@Batony
@Batony 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby laughs really hard at Ralph’s Ginny Sack joke watching it again.
@maxinator317
@maxinator317 Жыл бұрын
I love the last joke, where AJ seems genuinely betrayed that his friend lied to him about making up the joke.
@99flyinguppercuts
@99flyinguppercuts 10 жыл бұрын
Paulie: It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss centre.. Before and way before
@666zerowolf
@666zerowolf 8 жыл бұрын
funny!
@devinrai
@devinrai 7 жыл бұрын
Did you hear what I said, Ton?
@AnyFactor
@AnyFactor 3 жыл бұрын
3:37 *Here is the full joke.* Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, "Peter, come hither!" Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other disciples when he hears Jesus calling again, "Peter, come hither!" So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his lord, when the roman soldier draws his sword and chops Peter's arm off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again Jesus summons. The roman guard can't believe that Peter is trying yet AGAIN to climb to the cross, and chops off another arm. Peter is now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wants to call it a day. Jesus hoarsly croaks, "Peter, please, come to me!" By now, the roman gurad is tired of chopping limbs, so he lets Peter be. The faithful disciple struggles to climb the cross (without arms mind you) and after a long while he finally arrives at his Lord's side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into his Master's eyes and asks, "yes, my Lord. What is it?" Jesus smiles lovingly and looks off into the distance as a weak smile plays across his face, "Look Peter, I can see your house from here!"
@armgemboiii
@armgemboiii 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man reading this, Just Cracked me up 😆 😂
@SankofaNYC
@SankofaNYC 16 жыл бұрын
"I Get it He Drives a Lincoln!!!" LMAO at Bobby
@colonelbuendias
@colonelbuendias 5 жыл бұрын
A moth goes into a doctor's office:"Doc, I have arthritis." "Then what are you doing here? I'm an eye doctor." "The light was on."
@ZackKolin
@ZackKolin 4 жыл бұрын
Have you heard Norm MacDonald's version of this joke? It's 4 minutes long, and may be the most amazing joke I've ever heard. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z16we6xtrJtse7c
@armgemboiii
@armgemboiii 6 ай бұрын
oh this was good.
@brando36922
@brando36922 4 жыл бұрын
Hooked on soprano's clips once again for the billionth fucking time!!!!
@alecrozsnaki5647
@alecrozsnaki5647 8 жыл бұрын
ever since someone pointed it out, that thing Paulie does when he repeats himself drives me crazy lol
@jon420
@jon420 3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend just like that. Key word is "HAD"
@fedpostah
@fedpostah 2 жыл бұрын
@@jon420 You hear that? I said I had a friend just like that, key word is "had", heh heh heh heh heh
@victora.1329
@victora.1329 2 жыл бұрын
AHEH HEH HEH
@Davesoft
@Davesoft 2 ай бұрын
Y'hear that, T? He said since someone pointed out that thing.. ah fuggedaboutit.
@kingbradley6000
@kingbradley6000 10 жыл бұрын
1:41 i luv how he repeats the joke
@stuffwithsoph8264
@stuffwithsoph8264 10 ай бұрын
"hehehe"
@dericdennis2650
@dericdennis2650 9 жыл бұрын
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
@isaacster5027
@isaacster5027 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine itching to go to Florida and having to hear that corny shit 😭
@digge2210
@digge2210 Жыл бұрын
Fuck
@grovermarchand3282
@grovermarchand3282 6 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a catfish and Italian grandmother? One has whiskers and smells bad, and the others a fish
@eltravo2112
@eltravo2112 8 жыл бұрын
Best Junior Soprano quote (Says to Tony) If you're gonna lie to me at least tell there's a broad out in your car wanting to tongue my balls" Tony: I can make that happen. Just gotta make a few calls Lol!!!
@Jjc504
@Jjc504 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually Tony: Hey, you want that it’s a phone call away
@thePompousRhombus
@thePompousRhombus Жыл бұрын
yea i liked that one a lot too lol
@zh2266
@zh2266 Жыл бұрын
Could do with a nephew like Tony
@yxngtxmmyclippin6959
@yxngtxmmyclippin6959 Жыл бұрын
“What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies” 🤣🤣
@Fan_Made_Videos
@Fan_Made_Videos 15 жыл бұрын
Tony always kicks up my appetite when he's eating steak
@FreshKiNg27
@FreshKiNg27 10 жыл бұрын
i liked the one from tony's cousin tony: "The human body is 86% water, on his last blood test he was 65% zeppola"
@LI-mu9ly
@LI-mu9ly 4 жыл бұрын
That fucking animal Blundetto
@ZOAREMIX
@ZOAREMIX 2 жыл бұрын
@@LI-mu9ly can’t even say his fucking name
@kaj7135
@kaj7135 10 ай бұрын
“There he is, Count Chocula!” will always be my favorite Sopranos joke. Vastly underrated.
@quietdisdain
@quietdisdain 16 жыл бұрын
You should have included Bobby's gem, "One time we were hunting, and we saw a sign that said 'Bear left' so we went home."
@coolgamerfella
@coolgamerfella 2 жыл бұрын
Tonys face at 3:26 gets me everytime and his laugh at knowing his sons joke at 4:55 was perfect
@BaraTheVeggie
@BaraTheVeggie 4 жыл бұрын
No people giving love to Hesh's amazing joke, told at a funeral no less! Master jokster.
@jordanestes1997
@jordanestes1997 2 жыл бұрын
Hesh had the two best jokes imo
@slide4180
@slide4180 10 жыл бұрын
1:46, Silvio looks like Nixon!
@666zerowolf
@666zerowolf 8 жыл бұрын
+slide4180 where does he find time to be in the E street band with Bruce Springsteen?
@ChalkyHonky
@ChalkyHonky 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tru3_Detective congrats
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
@JustSomeCanadianGuy 5 жыл бұрын
The Custer joke is a great one, I add a bit where the painter has a file and he pulls it out and quotes it direct.
@cousinbebop
@cousinbebop 13 жыл бұрын
I love the implantation of ideas. "Our true enemy is yet to reveal himself" Just before they discovered Pussy was a rat.
@texasmade0109
@texasmade0109 4 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck how did I never realize that
@YourWaveyness
@YourWaveyness 4 жыл бұрын
That rich man and poor man joke is actually pretty good 😂😂
@richardcranium3254
@richardcranium3254 3 жыл бұрын
My grandmother was part Fugawi. Yeah you know, they were a nomadic tribe. They'd wander around and get lost and say where the Fugawi. Lol dead
@filipjovanovic937
@filipjovanovic937 6 жыл бұрын
Guy comes home with a bouquet full of flowers his wife looks, and says “well I guess I’ll have to spread my legs.” Her husband replies “why,don’t you have a vase? -Uncle Jun
@harveyschindler9554
@harveyschindler9554 2 жыл бұрын
Wrinkin continental brought me back. In DC, some 30 years ago, booking a tour, when the sales person ask if we wanted to se wrinkin memoriam.
@jonmckinney28
@jonmckinney28 4 жыл бұрын
Livias face when AJ tells his cemetery joke...😂
@Tallica4Life1
@Tallica4Life1 14 жыл бұрын
i love the way paulie tries to impress tony by repeating the joke to him
@nunya1738
@nunya1738 10 жыл бұрын
(In honor of Jun and his Chinaman jokes, and Nicholson, in Chinatown, too): A Chinaman comes too late for a job on the Railroad construction, but is so desperate, he keeps after the Boss in charge, "I work half price, twice as hard". The Bossman keeps telling him, "You don't understand, I don't even have a sledge left for you", but the Chinaman persists, says he will work for one third the rate. Impressed by his persistence and taking pity on him, the Bossman relents, and finally says, "Okay, okay...you can be in charge of supplies, I guess". The Chinaman thanks him profusely. A week goes by, it's payday, and the Bossman remembers the Chinaman, but he is nowhere to be found. He looks high and low, all over camp. Then he remembers the half assed job title he gave to him, and heads for the shed. Just then the Chinaman appears, jumping out at him from around the corner: "SUPPLIZE!!" This works best if you give it a little hop onto both feet when telling, hands up with a big grin. PEACE (especially to all the chinese brothers and sisters).
@funkymunky
@funkymunky 10 жыл бұрын
don't get it.
@nunya1738
@nunya1738 10 жыл бұрын
***** Ha! I typed a lot for someone not to get it...that's cool. Like Junior's joke, it is a play on pronounciation difficulties for a chinese immigrant learning a second language--Junior's joke, "Rincoln Continental" for Lincoln Continental. Here, it is different, but similar--Supplies is a word he wouldn't maybe learn before learning "Surprise!", which would be mispronounced "Supplize!"
@nunya1738
@nunya1738 10 жыл бұрын
***** Basically, it's an R and L difficulty, in pronouncing, Chinese to English.
@funkymunky
@funkymunky 10 жыл бұрын
Nun Ya well, that i understood, i just didn't realize that was the joke. kinda lame, if you ask me.
@nunya1738
@nunya1738 10 жыл бұрын
***** It plays better in real time (the little jump)...but maybe you are just like Bobby, he didn't find it funny, either, when Junior told it. But THAT was the funny part, on the Sopranos. And again, no offense meant to anyone.
@finessegod2
@finessegod2 Жыл бұрын
One thing I appreciate about Paulie is he always has an encore for his jokes
@charlessiuda9080
@charlessiuda9080 2 жыл бұрын
Paulie repeating his jokes are the best 🤣
@lakeshoredisciples906
@lakeshoredisciples906 2 жыл бұрын
Bobby kills me with that "I get it....he drives a Lincoln"
@dwolfel19
@dwolfel19 3 жыл бұрын
Still respect that Junior didn't get annoyed at the guy delivering the punchline for his joke. Most other people in the show probably would have
@thePompousRhombus
@thePompousRhombus Жыл бұрын
that’s cuz seconds later junior pisses himself, so yea he was a little distraught to be mad at the guy for taking his 🥊 line
@Wombats-1
@Wombats-1 4 жыл бұрын
Pussy giggling at Tony's joke in the beginning is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.
@BigAl9432
@BigAl9432 16 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard the joke with the pair of slippers and the dildo, I laughed so hard. I told that joke to some friends and they nearly died laughing.
@chriseppler7291
@chriseppler7291 Жыл бұрын
Man this is an OG KZbin video.
@Kigoz4Life
@Kigoz4Life 8 жыл бұрын
2:36 hahahaahhaha best shit ever. IS IT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEE MICHAELLLL
@Rollemup223
@Rollemup223 3 жыл бұрын
no....YOU FOOKIN SCHIIIIFUUUUSA.
@supersaiyanzero386
@supersaiyanzero386 Жыл бұрын
The way they used "our true enemy has yet to reveal himself" in the food poisoning hallucination was great.
@ggff3761
@ggff3761 6 жыл бұрын
The bit at the start you can see how good junior was with kids
@Cbart23
@Cbart23 3 жыл бұрын
He’s on a roll!
@GanjasKhaan
@GanjasKhaan Жыл бұрын
3:19 NAH FOR REAL what did he say
@MrHow2fail
@MrHow2fail 9 жыл бұрын
RIP James Gandolfini.
@joystick8384
@joystick8384 5 жыл бұрын
The shoe falls off, she keels over, che puzz.
@armgemboiii
@armgemboiii 2 жыл бұрын
You can say the same thing for Tony Sirico (1942-2022)
@CharlieSpencers
@CharlieSpencers Жыл бұрын
Notice how everyone’s replayed the video around 4:53 just to hear tony say “hmmnmm” 😂
@masonf7332
@masonf7332 4 ай бұрын
The ending is depressing asf because that’s literally one of the only wholesome moments between the sopranos family in the entire series
@shamsuaddinrachedi792
@shamsuaddinrachedi792 Жыл бұрын
I would pay a million dollars to see paulie saying a joke to albert, and he repeats it, then paulie goes did you hear me tone and he repeats the question again, and then albert repeats, and its a infinite cycle
@FedkaSlovanich
@FedkaSlovanich Жыл бұрын
fuck that parakeet, he wont have a relationship tone and i will ever have, no matter how far he sticks his tongue up tonys ass
@hatecopter
@hatecopter 11 жыл бұрын
I tell that rich man poor man joke all the time
@purplesword3800
@purplesword3800 7 жыл бұрын
AJ had that moe howard sugar bowl haircut..
@twofiveb
@twofiveb Жыл бұрын
The 90-pound mole on Ginny's ass joke was so funny it almost got some people killed. 😆
@thebluefus
@thebluefus 7 жыл бұрын
So Jesus leans off the cross to peter "I can see your shinebox from here"
@dylanrosser2476
@dylanrosser2476 6 жыл бұрын
Thebluefus hahahahahahahaha
@Hatemoth
@Hatemoth 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Mstarfracture
@Mstarfracture 11 ай бұрын
Junior forgetting the own punchline to his joke and laughing at like it was the first time when it gets dropped for him. Classic. 🤣
@johnf6063
@johnf6063 2 жыл бұрын
1:41 I have no clue why Paulie did this instant replay once in awhile, but it was always hilarious when he did
@bigh213
@bigh213 2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Paulie man, “You hear that?”
@eshak33
@eshak33 16 жыл бұрын
3:49 - "I DONT KNOW" LOL
@Ealdorman_of_Mercia
@Ealdorman_of_Mercia 2 жыл бұрын
3:30 funniest one, short, straight to the point good delivery.
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 3 жыл бұрын
3:25 poor Tony's disappointed he didn't get to hear the rest of the joke
@marktatum2592
@marktatum2592 2 ай бұрын
"...continue the joke..."
@charleshorton2028
@charleshorton2028 4 жыл бұрын
I like the irony of AJ's prick joke. He never got to say the punchline because the punchline was Carmella being the first prick talking to the other prick.
@opusepynomus9995
@opusepynomus9995 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing will beat the gini sacks mole joke...an entire season happened because of that joke
@Alpha1918
@Alpha1918 2 жыл бұрын
I loved when the guys were all making fun of her. “She’s so fat, her blood type is ragu”
@vanvelly
@vanvelly 2 жыл бұрын
@@Alpha1918 “When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.”
@radicalstanza3614
@radicalstanza3614 Жыл бұрын
​@@Alpha1918you were raised poorly in that case
@Alpha1918
@Alpha1918 Жыл бұрын
@@radicalstanza3614 ☝️🤓
@nickcloete5938
@nickcloete5938 Жыл бұрын
"How many Nobbly Dobblys does it take to change a lightbulb? There's only candles in Naples, the cardinal of the church controls that racket!"
@SubtlyAggressive
@SubtlyAggressive 7 жыл бұрын
4:58 I just love how they ignore the fact that their son is stupid LMAO
@dibsdibs3495
@dibsdibs3495 Жыл бұрын
In his defense, there’s a lot of old jokes that kids in school claimed to make up and there’s no way for the other kids to know.
@snicky58
@snicky58 15 жыл бұрын
Great job! I remember every one of these. I love Ralphie's Custer joke!
@Legba85
@Legba85 11 жыл бұрын
A guy comes home with a duck under his arm. His wife is on the couch and he says "this is the pig I've been fucking." Wife goes "Thats not a pig. Its a duck." Husband replies "I wasn't talking to you."
@rambojohnj.6117
@rambojohnj.6117 7 жыл бұрын
Rudy Juarez That's HILARIOUS
@rambojohnj.6117
@rambojohnj.6117 7 жыл бұрын
Rudy Juarez That's f'g HILARIOUS
@chethanmnaik49
@chethanmnaik49 2 жыл бұрын
Livia saying "who says?" was funnier than AJ's stupid joke
@SmilingSynic
@SmilingSynic 6 жыл бұрын
Each joke politically incorrect. I love this.
@petew.7870
@petew.7870 6 жыл бұрын
SmilingSynic #GLORIOUSSS
@Ar52704
@Ar52704 5 жыл бұрын
I dont have social media so im glad i dont have to see that cancer lol
@Miszor420
@Miszor420 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ar52704 you know that KZbin is literally social media platform, right?
@jaygasper4853
@jaygasper4853 3 жыл бұрын
That Custer joke, I remember hearing as a kid in.the mid 90s from my friend's aunt. Cool how stuff passed around pre internet
@Fan_Made_Videos
@Fan_Made_Videos 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it counts but Ralphie's prank call to Paulie's mother made me piss myself
@mez7736
@mez7736 4 жыл бұрын
"Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police" 😂😂😂
@sa1168
@sa1168 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how you opened it. Always had love for uncle jun. He remembered playing catch with Tony
@maddogmccree88
@maddogmccree88 12 жыл бұрын
hahaha Paulie retelling everything immediately is hilarious XD
@jameshughes6049
@jameshughes6049 4 жыл бұрын
A Rincoln Continental!! Fuckin' Junior
@kennymccoy662
@kennymccoy662 Жыл бұрын
Best one was when Tony B is showing Tony the massage parlor. Tony says “there’s a pet shop next door in case your partner wants lunch” and not even a minute later Chris walks in laughing and says “yo there’s a pet store next door in case anyone gets hungry” lol
@kevinfrank8164
@kevinfrank8164 11 ай бұрын
Junior immediately got me with “It’s a joke for Chrissake, say ‘why?”
@kingsizemc1
@kingsizemc1 5 жыл бұрын
"I get it, he drives a lincoln..." "What!?"
@StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK
@StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK 2 ай бұрын
The Chinese godfather joke is the one I always remember.
@ineedscissors6176
@ineedscissors6176 2 жыл бұрын
that cataract joke is still my favorite in the series
@dogbert102010
@dogbert102010 4 жыл бұрын
Ralph: How many Italians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They only use candles the church controls that racket!
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