The Sopranos - Paulie Talks With His Mother's Friends

Paulie Walnuts helps his mother get settled at Green Grove retirement community and talks with his mom's friends.

[@gargantuaism]

Paulie brings up such a good point. When you are a kid and you know some old ladies, by the time you grow up they are STILL OLD LADIES. It's like they are just put on earth to be OLD LADIES.

[@dewilew2137]

No, it just means that everyone seems old to you when you’re a kid. Those women would have been in their 30s when Paulie was a kid. 🙄

[@chrisdawson1776]

@@dewilew2137keep crying

[@ghalasucksatthis]

@@chrisdawson1776 crying about what they were just making a point lol

[@yobama5288]

@@ghalasucksatthis The level of care they have, ma was crying.

[@Nai-qk4vp]

​​@@chrisdawson1776They're right, you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about that.

[@dimevh84]

the picture of paulie makes the scene even more brilliant

[@neil2905]

si dog i'm gonna print that picture of paulie and put it on my own bedside.

[@raulquiroz7492]

I literally laughed out loud when i saw that.😂

[@HOTD108_]

Just like home!

[@coreyhall1150]

Lmfao it does.....

[@StephNuggs]

That would make such a good gift to any Sopranos fan

[@AndyCigars]

The old ladies telling Paulie the books are closed. Hilarious.

[@shussey1446]

He don’t stand for it!

[@vladc.a.7589]

😅

[@jessejames863]

we are not accepting any new members.

[@GracelessTarnished]

One of the funniest comments ever!!

[@Bernacide]

​@@shussey1446😂

[@Therion0184]

Fun fact: in real life the actress that plays Paulie's mother is only eight years older than him

[@Nikedemos]

Paulie was born old, that's the only explaination

[@cov9290]

@@Nikedemos like Morgan freeman

[@notsureiL]

@@cov9290 and Abe Vigoda Tessio in The Godfather.

[@justincraig398]

Is that a real fact?

[@MrJabez89]

@@justincraig398 I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?

[@stackinfiddiessuckintittys2029]

That fucking picture of paulie is hilarious

[@jakep1979]

TheByzantineBeserker who the hell wants to wake up every morning looking at that mug!?

[@manolis.799]

Just like home!

[@patgogan7324]

lol someone managed to take the pic in the middle of one of his Tourette's laughs *heh heh

[@notsureiL]

@@jakep1979 a mom always loves her child.

[@jakep1979]

@@notsureiL he wasn't even her child 🤣

[@Jeff61560]

lol paulie the charmer. you were old when i was a kid and you're still old now

[@rahlohmcdonogh280]

Jeff L WTF

[@milne1985]

Jeff L I gave you a like, just to make it up to 100.

[@TheEwing69]

That’s so true though. I guess when you’re a kid, everyone seems old. Lol

[@thomas484]

Hehehe, did you hear that? He said: You were old when I was a kid and you're still old now.

[@chad3232132]

My grandmother lives at an assisted living place for about her last 10 years. They're really like this. Like 90% of the residents are women and they can form vicious little cliques, constantly backstabbing and doing mean things to each other.

[@leonandrews7180]

My mother who passed away was going to go into a retirement community if my father died first (which unfortunately didn’t happen) and would have been interesting if my mother was healthy would she have been an outcast or an in group person. My mother could tell people to fuck off though and be by herself too.

[@booognish]

And from what I’ve read, fucking each other left and right

[@MichaelGiordano777]

Paulie knew how to handle those old manipulative broads. Minn was a perfect example. I loved that episode.

[@solohabib7]

Sounds like women at any age

[@rookerycephapirin9980]

Most of the old age homes I been too everyone looks borderline comatose ...

[@Hunter32ful]

"When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old, and you're still old!" LMFAO!

[@qwerty6383]

It's funny because it almost makes you think he's going to give them some cheesy compliment

[@themightyatom1031]

Such an underrated comment by Paulie. Its one of his best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charleslangley2685]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dewilew2137]

Those women are his mothers age, which means they would have been in their 30s when he was a kid. Everyone seems ancient when you’re young.

[@peterzang]

I don’t think he thought that one through.

[@jeremygreenidge5209]

1:09 Only Paulie could insult someone and switch the conversation like it meant nothing.

[@saber26ful]

Jeremy Greenidge So how’s Chucky doing anyway?

[@vastfood1792]

But didn’t that tall lady throw the first shade w/ that “Look how you’ve grown up Paulie”

[@Lawlzinator]

Ho! He didn't insult nobody.

[@doublem1975x]

Just breaking balls

[@JohnLoCicero]

This is true with Italians. Some of those women live forever. I've wondered the same thing Paulie says here with women who were old when I was a kid and seem unchanged as I went from young to old.

[@jmveee]

It's just perspective. When you're a kid anyone older than 20 was ancient

[@dewok2706]

@@jmveee Complete nonsense. Yeah dude college kids seemed like nursing home residents when you're 12. Delete your comment.

[@elliott1017]

What kinda monster could be mean to Paulies Ma?! She's such a sweet lil ol lady.

[@hobbygamer6220]

YEAH EXACTLY !...THE TITLE O THE VIDEO CONFUSES ME

[@gjezik]

She’s a dumbass

[@johnarbuckle2619]

Paulie himself...

[@magiccookies420]

@Ralph Macchiato eh she pretty much is

[@PlgDctr]

She's a tattletale

[@steveturowski7659]

Only a gangster will make people be friends with their mom.he he he!

[@Srinidhi00726]

I honestly read that in his voice with that laugh.

[@maries2443]

Now I'm old and you two are still old 😂

[@socallawrence]

Aisha Santos Hey gorgeous 😉

[@hobbygamer6220]

Thats rather quite the compliment when you think about it...not that they deserved it

[@antonioreyes7781]

Hey sweet lips

[@samirul223]

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avruvimtu2204]

@@socallawrence Hey simp

[@katemuccinogandhi]

"Come on, cowgirl. Let's go down to the chuck wagon to see what they are rustling up."

[@ryanhenry4389]

In the mean time she pisses herself on the way down

[@rajabains2398]

“Cookie” is the world’s tallest gremlin. A face only a son could love.

[@odeleon24]

Harsh but accurate

[@yatesy117]

She was a malignant cookie!

[@thelimon4338]

No that’s not cookie that’s Minn🧌

[@FirmlyGrasp]

The way Paulie points cracks me up

[@B1astFriend]

Also snapping his fingers when he wants something done for him. Lol

[@mcsquilliams7044]

Satanic black magic, sick shit

[@ScapoloMichael]

​@@B1astFriend _box these up for me sweetie_

[@donclarence3644]

Safety first🤟🏽

[@jeremygreenidge5209]

1:50 Cookie's expression was priceless.

[@VCthaGOATdunker]

Cookie scares the shit out of me.

[@patldennis]

The Exorcist came out a month after I was born in 1973 and Max von Sydow was in it and he was old. In 2015 The Force Awakens came out and I was old and Max von Sydiw was in that too and he was still old.

[@BWSBwoi]

Paulie always had the lines haha RIP Tony Sirico;(

[@John-zt6yw]

RIP

[@Onmysheet]

"Push this button" "Which one?" lol

[@tdevil101]

RetroGuy76 mine too. And he's only 55

[@GrumpyBlack]

Old crows were once young crows

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

Perfect casting and acting because Minn and Cookie seem so utterly mean and nasty whereas Nucci seems like a sweetheart. LOL

[@daytondaytona4624]

1:31 holey moley, 90 years old and it's STILL 5th grade popularity game.... some people never evolve.

[@MobHeataEnt]

DAYTON DAYTONA Girls will be girls.

[@Snarkythecat]

Like the woman said, it's high school with wheelchairs

[@jakep1979]

RetroGuy76 cause he got the genes from some goomba his real mom was banging.

[@eric5906]

@@jakep1979 that Russ bastard

[@hobbygamer6220]

DAYTON DAYTONA that is correct

[@logwind]

Elderly people really do become children.

[@CobraRedstone]

Seen it first hand, If u grow old and lose vision of the world beyond that of your own two eyes, you lose the patience to play formalities. It quickly turns into childish behavior. Especially when there's no older person to respect.

[@possessedslig]

Very true, my mum managed a "retirement community" for many years. You would think they'd have gained some wisdom and patience but many of them really don't and it actually gets worse.

[@thelimon4338]

⁠@@possessedsligespecially in those retirement homes it’s basically a mix elementary school and high school over again with the popular mean girls and bullies that gossip

[@korlu01]

I have that same picture of Paulie at my bedside

[@adamcrap]

Paulie was the top three characters in that show! His character was underrated

[@matthewcook4956]

Paulies picture is fucking CLASSIC

[@frankfurlacker5219]

You know what? Gandolfini was right, The Sopranos really was a comedy.

[@StickerWyck]

I like how when Paulie pinches her cheek you can quickly see it still deformed.

[@vladc.a.7589]

😂

[@monsieuraout]

1:01 .. *Paulie's* so _charming_ 🤣🤣

[@postusinterruptus]

If the girls don't work it out, I'm sure Paulie will come up with a solution.

[@gort6491]

He made a spot

[@Jacob-ir6zi]

"We play Scrabble for money" gangster granny over here lol

[@joevines3428]

I always laugh at the picture bit like the first time.

[@lebronpryor6677]

That was the funniest scene in all of the series. Now that im old your still old lol

[@bcmoney5272]

Paulie's love for his mama\aunt was his only redeeming quality 😂well to me anyway

[@Y_hass]

His cleanliness was another one -albeit, a small redeeming quality.

[@White_asian]

I used paulies "old lady" quotes many times.. it always works.

[@donclarence3644]

I put that same picture of Paulie on my nightstand because of this video

[@Generationalwealth94]

I think the point of what Paulie said is that some people are just like old people. Got nothing to do with age. George Carlin actually joked about it as well at one of his comedy shows.

[@jonoj45]

"You're still old" that's great lol

[@tucko11]

I don’t get it in the first episode Paulie walnuts had wings in his hair. 85 episodes later he still has wings in his hair eh heh heheh

[@AlderaanBoy]

Paulie makes a spot free at the table for his ma. Such a sweet boy.

[@jernbek1]

So if you are in Pauli’s crew you unpack his moms stuff and hang around nursing homes, if you are in Ralph’s you bring his oranges home and open up his windows.

[@Emil.Emil99]

0:31”Da boat of yas carry it”😂

[@bigal5921]

By the way did she have the silver bird package ?

[@Snarkythecat]

+Gary Kirby you know, Sil, it's the most expensive nursing home in the state.

[@kevshearer3245]

Big Al - come on now....we all know its not 5grand......these guys did the heavy lifting

[@MrAngusyoungistheman]

Big Al You see a seeing-eye dog?! Cup full of pencils?!

[@ilivekajol]

Kev Shearer lil Paulie was good to go left him out in 0 degree weather like an asshole

[@ryanhenry4389]

The package includes 3 piss changes and 4 shit stain washes per week

[@Natedawg38]

The more i watch the sopranos, the more i definitely, most definitely, never ever want to end up in a nursing home.

[@cgallegos2307]

0:22 "look, just like home".

[@johnlewisbrooks]

...the level of care? Ma was crying... Lol

[@charlesferdinand422]

Haha Paulie was fucking hilarious.

[@tr2203]

His "mom" is so cute:D

[@gjezik]

She’s an idiot

[@asleepcorn3391]

@@gjezik shed be a sweetheart in real life thoygh this is just a show man lmao

[@michilae]

The picture of Paulie is the peak of whole human civilization

[@martyc2637]

Love Paulie picture proudly displayed on ma's night table.

[@darth856]

Lol, somehow I doubt Cookie was nothing but nice to that woman...

[@AidanHutchinson-wncp3po]

The scenes with paulie and his ma before he finds out the secret are so wholesome 😂

[@mannypuj1122]

“Safety First.” With the only 2 fingers he needs. 0:10 0:29 1:47

[@TheRobbo007]

You never cross with Paulie!

[@zefferss]

RIP Paulie, you will now be forever old.

[@G18999]

Paulie should've whacked Cookie and her son after Minn 😂

[@jackskywalker5235]

I don’t understand it, when I was a kid the shinebox joke was old, now I’m old and it’s still old.

[@maries2443]

I'm old and you two are still old lol 😂

[@mikehunt8732]

get the tv da boat a yuz carry it in

[@evilkyle]

The only thing that bothers me about this episode, is when one of the old ladies gets upset at Paulie's mother at Casino Night. And the old woman yells at Paulie's mother for causing her to lose at a Blackjack Table. Here is what bother's me, why would there be a casino night in a retirement home that costs an arm and a leg to be there? But on top of which, if you watch that scene, there is no real money that they are betting on, is there? Because that to me that is a racket in it of itself, to me this is up there with CGI Livia. But otherwise the episode is great.

[@Tourist-Q]

I don't understand... When I watched the Sopranos for the first time, I was a child and the guy playing Paulie was already old... Now I'm an adult and he's still old. So how's Chucky doin' anyway?

[@tomace4898]

Paulie loved Nucci like a mother.

[@zazenh]

Pauline's best line, lol!

[@chubbychaser00izu]

Come on now Cook. I know you girls can work it out.

[@glund01]

ahaha the cheek pinch

[@bskee001]

At first I thought it was a voice over of a little kid or something when the first woman starts talking...am I the only one?

[@tucko11]

“ those butter rolls, they belong to my mother !”

[@socallawrence]

Mudah*

[@tucko11]

Mah

[@myarm6694]

Makes me cry

[@drDAKOTABOOZER]

Paulie's mom isn't even ready for a home

[@KevinFinnerty-c4n]

Looks like he just took the picture yesterday

[@C0rnvillain]

“It’s that malignant **** Minnie Matrone!”

[@millyonair9225]

Paulie was a good boy.

[@sw69y]

something about the way paulie said "she just went 10 minutes ago" makes this easily one of the funniest lines in the show

[@absolutelytitaniumwhite9621]

I want to know who took Paulie’s picture

[@justme-ll1qz]

Well if there was no room at the table, Paulie took care of that with Minn

[@evilkyle]

Was livia ever part of minn and cookie’s group?

[@meztizo_americano86]

she was younger lol

[@DENAANN1000]

Fitting into the community is like fitting into a new school. The years and places change but the bullshit stays the same. 🤣

[@VCthaGOATdunker]

Cookie is one scary old lady. Those eyes, Chico.

[@Avilnetro]

Safety first. 🤟🤟

[@edwardroque8563]

🤣🤣 when I was young you two were old and now that I’m old you’re still old 🤣

[@hereitcomes3912]

That's exactly how i felt about paulie.

[@PLOttawa]

If it were some dude instead of these ladies who said Paulie’s mom couldn’t sit with them, it wouldn’t have been a cheek pinch. All I’m saying.

[@iamshadowbanned699]

This is the geriatric version of "you can't sit with us."

[@saber26ful]

Safety first (said with Paulie’s trademark finger wag)

[@GruneD]

Cookie gonna pay hard later on....😅😅😅😅

[@devdev11999]

"I dont understand. When I was a kid, Dominic Chianese was an old man. Now im old and hes still old."

[@evilkyle]

Nucci Gualtieri is the female live action version of Hans Moleman

[@argelbargel7680]

Old ladies: the original gangsters.

[@frecklefingers]

1:02 -- “I don't understand, when I was a kid, you two were old ladies, now I'm old, and you two are still old.”

[@jackedkerouac4414]

This seat at your table? It's for my ma!

[@meztizo_americano86]

Paulie wants a sit down. Tony still ruled against him

[@ScapoloMichael]

Ma was cryin

[@G18999]

So did Minn ever move in or what? 💀

[@ashleytaylor6770]

Time to wack cookie

[@US_John]

"You can't sit with us "....

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Safety first.... Also Don't set that thing off

[@jfontanez1838]

The books are closed for his Ma

[@peterlpool1387]

Minn could scare anyone with that face.

[@Slop_Dogg]

paulie snapped that old lady's neck like a crow

[@BigDanTeague]

When I was a kid, you were an old guy... now I'm old and you're still old