When Japanese Tell You There's An Earthquake

A lot of Vtubers were doing this as well and I really wanted to mention why this happens in Engrishu
Also the best video I featured:
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[@alternativedimension5454]

Fun fact: earthquakes happen in japan becouse the tectonic plates can't handle the sheer amount of cringe Sora produces.

[@ElemXCR]

LOL

[@DrakeRing]

you win

[@Tofu6969]

Damn….. Your a fucking genius

[@alexs.7956]

Makes sense

[@KokiriQyou]

LOL

[@JanitorAntisocial]

I like how the earthquake stopped right when "assquake" was uttered. Even the earth itself couldn't handle that pronunciation.

[@Zack_Zander]

Ass-day is ruined, XD

[@Zack_Zander]

Ass-day is ruined, XD

[@ArgyleAuroraAurealis]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 In east asia we don’t believe in Islam so stfu

[@DuoSpear]

Earthquake 1 :Did he just call me assquake? Earthquake 2: yes Earthquake 1: Fuck it. Im going home.

[@Soroosh.S83]

lmao XDDD

[@alexflippin5867]

“Ass can be quaking, but it cannot shake the building like this” - Sora 2022

[@claymationgloves3662]

But when there's an A*squake the whole world shakes No?

[@matthewheald8964]

Lmao

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Well, if the A◌◌quake is massive enough it can indeed be quite frightening

[@EpikNotEpic]

Sora’s channel never fails to educate us on the importance of the a** and it’s exploration

[@LemonJongie23]

who tf are you

[@EpikNotEpic]

@@LemonJongie23 cud ask the same about u

[@aanyakolleri4315]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 isn’t the quran basically a ripoff of the Bible, plus muhammad married a 6 year old. why does nobody find that wrong?

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 no u

[@zacharyhasyourip3935]

ehhhhhh

[@vinnycent007]

If a Japanese city person wanted to see the beach on Earth Day, it would go like this. "Today is A** Day and I like to seen some nice B*tchs. As a Sh*tty man, I don't get to often see b*tchs". Engrishu is the best language.

[@iambixncaaa_]

Lmaoo

[@Anits1989]

Native Spanish speakers also say beech or b*%tch instead of beach.

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@ostracostio64]

@@Anits1989 What's the difference between beech and beach?

[@electrictroy2010]

Yeah they sound the same in my Philadelphia accent

[@hakuaarisugawa5145]

Can't wait for a new Avatar movie Sora the Troll, The last _ASSUBENDER_ .

[@Alexander_Lyumen]

We saw true аssbenders in the Shyamalan's movie 😂

[@peterx2016]

2:01 Sora perfectly described how I feel about Monday

[@SilverStormPax1996]

Engrishu will never cease to be adorably funny. If a Japanese person said A$$ to me talking about the earth I would probably bust a blood vessel trying not to laugh 😂 It’s too cute! Side note: Everyone else: “ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! run for cover!” Japanese people: “Soo… we still on for coffee or what?”

[@KawamotoKe]

My mom learned English by living in Canada so she speaks fluent ingurishu and it is the best thing ever. I love Ingurishu. She ordered black olives on a pizza recently and when it arrived there was broccoli and no olives lmao. I asked what she said on the phone and she was like: buraku oribu

[@SilverStormPax1996]

@@KawamotoKe Awhh lol 😂 Yeah to a English ear that would sound like broccoli 😂

[@Aoekin]

same here lol. lets go to the A** Day Fair!"

[@metaproductions6290]

Same here in Taiwan lmaooo

[@herpdederp6186]

Well, if you're a native English speaker, try reading Japanese stuff to a Japanese person and watch them try equally as hard not to explode. It's 1:1 I'd say.

[@Neopets4Life494]

never experienced an assquake but did experience an aftershock earthquake in japan where i was in the toilet at 1am in a 13-story building that was swaying for 5-10 minutes on and off because of it. "is this how i go?" i asked myself at the time. Though, i think i would be more afraid of a building shaking from an ass than an earthquake.

[@MoogieCripsyFries]

I wonder how big would an @$$ have to be to experience an aftershock from it? 🤔

[@julespumachu]

I love my aunt very much, but I believe her a$$ shakes homes. It's much less scary than being high up during a quake. I was on the 9th floor of a building built on rollers. I got whipped around and thrown into a large potted palm. I was so worried, I waited on a knoll, until I saw every person in my company exit the building. 😶🏢🪑🌴♡

[@MoogieCripsyFries]

@@julespumachu that sounds scary! Glad you're okay 👍Thankfully, I haven't been through an earthquake before let alone an @$$ one! I had an aunt who could've caused a boobie quake but that doesn't sound nearly as terrifying 😂

[@jevinliu4658]

You mean a**ershock?

[@antiformsora]

I had a similar experience! I was in Oita during the 2016 Kumamoto earthquakes. After like three days of pre-shock, shock, and aftershocks, one hit after a shower when I was barely in a towel. I was like I guess this is how I go.

[@animarain]

I never expected to laugh with an ass-joke, but your stupidly clever jokes actually made me laugh out loud! Thank you, Sora!!

[@animarain]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 OMG dude, I'm so happy for you! Or... I'm sorry that happened to you! Either way, may Vishnu welcome you into Valhalla of Olympus!

[@animarain]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Oh Lord! Hallelujah! Are Gaea and Kronos fake gods too?

[@animarain]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 But... But Ariana said that God is a woman...

[@erni2619]

2:49 *seismic tremors occur* Sora: no Earthquake: understandable, have a nice day

[@aavast]

In my country I experienced a big earthquake and also ran for my life But while I experienced my first earthquake in Japan I woke up realized it's Japan and went back to sleep immediately

[@jayphillips4942]

Dude, seriously I live for these they make me laugh so hard!!! Thank you for making my week!!!!

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

thanks sora. we all love the "earth", "earth" exploration, "earth" expansion, "earth"quakes, etc. they're all very nice and secretly cultured.

[@kokichi1326]

Dear Sora, I wanted to thank you. For everything. I've been struggling with a lot. Especially the past years and even now. But your videos make me smile each time and your humour always lifts up my mood. I remember having a panic attack once and no one being there really. But watching your videos somehow calmed me down and after a while I even was able to laugh at your jokes again. I really hope you are doing well and I want you to know, that I am thankful for everything you've done. Truly. I'll never forget

[@julespumachu]

Kokichi, I don't know you, but I'm so happy you're experiencing comfort and healing. There is _only one_ you. You are the only you that will ever exist. I hope you know that's precious. Please be good to yourself.💔🩹💖🐾

[@kokichi1326]

Jules, as I don't know you neither, all I can really say is that honestly, you've just made my day. I've never really seen it like that. Like.. You know these things, that you just know but never actually *really* noticed? You're right, there is only one me in this world and I'll give all of my effort in making that me, into the best me, this world could have. I must thank you too, I'll treasure your words, because maybe it doesn't sound like it through typing, but what you just said, made me really happy. And now, even though I don't know you, I am certain of the fact, that you are an incredibly nice person and most likely a really good friend. I hope, that you are doing good. Not just now, but generally. Thank you again, your words are precious to me

[@erenkruger4977]

⊂(・﹏・⊂) A hug for you

[@julespumachu]

@@kokichi1326 Kokichi, thank you so much for your incredibly kind and appreciated reply. I'd tell you that you've made my week, but I know I'll be grateful for longer than that. I've been observing behavior for my entire life. Mine and that of others. I've learned the smallest act of kindness may have an impact on us. Please don't ever let anyone convince you that kindness equals weakness. It is the opposite! Perhaps we forget we are rare because we go through so much and the world can be surprisingly heavy upon us. It may be that which makes us forget our uniqueness. I've dealt with a great deal of loss and death. It reminded me we are all irreplaceable originals. When I occasionally leave a warm comment, I don't expect a reply. Your graciousness in sharing I made you happy is a great gift to me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I'll be seeing you in the comments and streams. If you find yourself feeling down in the future, please remember why a single snowflake is so precious. 🐾❄💖

[@denji3397]

What the fuk?

[@mmmirele]

Thank you Sora for making me laugh so loud I disturb the neighbors. /your 62 year old fan.

[@petercdowney]

I don't suppose they told you to go watch Barney the Dinosaur or something?

[@ericgraham4360]

Eyyy as soon as I heard La+ say “I like Earth” and all the chaos that ensued I immediately thought of your videos that’s hilarious, glad it came back around

[@kruchikatto]

A** exploration and expansion killed me, haha! Amazing content Sora. It's always entertaining and funny to watch your videos, keep it up :)

[@_S_Oda_]

「でんがんにearthの発音教えてみた」動画出すかな？このチャンネルだと需要無さそうだけど。

[@sorathetroll]

やりたいすけど需要の問題ッスヨネエ

[@_S_Oda_]

@@sorathetroll でんがんをこのチャンネルで定着させるのが先ですね。燐さんみたいにww

[@user-cf2wq8kr9u]

I only understood the "ass" part of it

[@manchoiho]

それについて聞くのはどれほど面白いか

[@icehead0123]

POV: You have no idea what you're reading here but "earth".

[@joycet1162]

I laughed so hard through the entire video. Tears and tummy pain. Haven’t laughed like this for a long time. Thanks for such an awesome content

[@mooshroom3475]

When you got nothing to say because you’re early

[@thexgamer8240]

Earthquake is pretty common in Japan, but the strong ones only occur in some prefectures. Also, does that mean there are currently 7 billion people living on the A*s?

[@loading4354]

Yes that's what living in the Ring of Fire always felt, Assquake, Tsunamis, Typhoons, and Volcanoes.

[@claymationgloves3662]

Assquakes, typhooonnss, tsunamiiis, and then volcanes.

[@faieziabubakar207]

And we laughed at uranus 😅😅

[@MEMEMEMEMELOL]

This is my second vid of his. I had no clue from the first he spoke perfect English. Wonderful acting :D

[@mellow_melody]

This is one of the funniest videos on earth. Great job, as always! 😆❤️

[@DevilWearsAdidas]

funniest videos on a**.

[@mellow_melody]

@@DevilWearsAdidas exactly. 😆

[@yoshihasascended]

Bro my earth is always expanding - sora probably 2022

[@SailorMars768]

The quaking is caused by cheeks clapping, obviously.

[@bryanvilleda3646]

I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes straight because of the "earth" joke, I'm currently trying to learn japanesse and I was told that I should listen to native speakers so here I am, anyway loved the content and I'll definetly watch th rest

[@debu3651]

Imagine a japanese teacher explaining fault lines in english lol "A fault line is a fracture between two pieces of the a**"

[@user-fx1hy1mj4e]

ぎゃー🤣 ねー、この発音w 週末お酒でやらかしちゃってすごく落ち込んでたけど、そら先輩のおかげで笑顔になれた😭💕 自己嫌悪に陥ってたけど、そら先輩で気持ち軽くなったよ、本当にありがとです！

[@sorathetroll]

おさけおいしいすからね（自分まじで飲めないけど）

[@kamen.rider.decade]

1:17 that VTuber said that during an English lesson stream, which made it even more glorious

[@NEIL_F]

2:59 Audio: building Captions: world

[@Rezzhuanne]

2:17 - I almost swallowed my toothpaste and spit while I was brushing my teeth and listening to this "a**" due to being uncontrollably funny.

[@fool2play915]

0:59 every person made mistakes

[@ninetendopesaitama2107]

Earth Exploration is the most interesting thing i saw in japanese documentaries. Many many times they went deep inside the earth. With cameras lights and more Equipment. :) ☮️

[@claymationgloves3662]

Hey! So you have explored the A*s? I'm still a little too young to get that job?

[@quartelgeneral6261]

what the fock

[@SonGoku-io7sh]

Omg I want to see the blooper reel for this so bad.. in stitches.

[@shrimp2751]

Congratz you weirdo, you got 1 mill sub GG, unberiveru that i've been subbed to you since you had like 70k.

[@reicelestial2478]

Funny how this got recommended to me right after we experienced an a**quake here in my country

[@alanmok8783]

I was laugh for 3 minutes straight 😂😂😂 Tears coming out of my eyes

[@LeonExile05]

This hits different after New Year’s Day.

[@FushiguroTojizenin]

💀KZbin love some trolling

[@namaanda5349]

ahh yes, yt recommendded this to me on Jan 4. what a timing

[@FushiguroTojizenin]

On new years

[@miyazono6289]

Fyi, that earth vtuber is a leader of a secret organization. She's kinda smol but she got the spirit.

[@annatarlordofgifts9497]

I thought the "earth blaster" sketch was hilarious enough, but this one is way more better. Genius!

[@MaliciousMollusc]

Your videos are always refreshing everytime I come back here

[@kristinemanalo6294]

I feel a bit better with this video haha. A strong earthquake just occurred in our region earlier morning. It's safe in the city I live in, but people from other towns had it rough. A lot of people are scared. I hope everyone stays safe and calm when an earthquake occurs!

[@nic-np3dg]

From the ph i assume?

[@claymationgloves3662]

Ah shit. Troubling times of the aftermath of someone's A*squake.

[@juampisito]

Laplus reference was a great moment XD and yeah be careful assquakes in Japan are dangerous

[@Criblx2034]

3:06 exploration

[@tgrey5647]

3:24 me after watching this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@obamabinladen2072]

I became so loser so I can't live without sora , literally , if there is no sora there's absolutely no life for me.

[@lemao2222]

Petition to change the term twerking to æssquake

[@eljaminlatour6633]

If I talk to a Japanese and they say "Earth". I'll just let it carry on and say "yes yes, Earth."

[@vhungria6614]

This was an amazing video, I love Sora's videos, but I think this one is the funniest so far! Great job Sora, I Laughed my earth off!!

[@AmodeusR]

Maan, I'm happy to see these videos back! Keep it on :D

[@gypsywilkerson197]

Omg that was funny !!! 🤣🤣😂Good job Sora!!!🙌 Much love! Hope you are having a good day sweetie! ❤️

[@mikotagayuna8494]

Astronomers have been discovering exoplanets recently which they classify as Super Earths. I guess Sora would deeply appreciate these developments.

[@heltonmoreira2691]

I just laughed my "earth" off right now🤣 great videos, dude!

[@porkopio9468]

I would love to be an explorer as well sensei

[@gordyrroy]

Your channel really got famous, woah. You deserve it. Your videos are nice, but honestly what I like most is watching your Streams. Usually its a playback of your streams, because I can't catch them on time. I'm German so its 5 am when you stream, usually speaking. But doesnt matter, its also fun to watch them some hours later. Keep up the good work, Sora.

[@RayMak]

The best channel ever

[@sakyurin]

hm

[@nestaanemoia7600]

A** Expanding Theory and A** Exploration😂 I'm in tears after watching this video🤣🤣

[@1760_]

I like this new video style and it's nice to see you recording more videos in your new house, congratulations

[@technodatuner]

This guy went through some pretty bizarre stuff during his time as a teacher,he has Soo many stories to tell

[@vjbd2757]

KZbin. What the f*ck are your recommendations?

[@FushiguroTojizenin]

Lmao 😭

[@hiriyuki_sama]

How could anyone cringe "assquake" the definition of all the truck backing up their cake

[@korbindallas8224]

You're accents and the little inflections on each one are so on point lmao. You truly have a gift.

[@pogchampva2521]

“Earth could be quaking” I think Sora is a lyrical genius

[@Dan1loBC]

funny you have so many videos on Engrish pronunciation accidents, because whenever I heard any of the ones you mentioned in the video, I never considered the person as speaking the bad word :p

[@skywalker476]

Mannn, the expanding A** theory got me soo good. This was absolutely hilarious 😂😂

[@donutkakyoin4693]

Bruh how bad is my humor to be dying at this 💀💀💀😭😭😭💀😭💀💀

[@michaelmcgill8104]

When I was playing Tales of Destiny for Playstation many years ago, one of the characters had a move called "Earth Tornado", but they didn't change the Japanese voice clip so it said, "AASSSS TO-NE-DOOO" I guess that still works.

[@tommyyoyoyo5810]

0:18 fun fact: we can see the “edit video” button

[@alextheblueman-reviewergam9655]

I won't Gibu yuu Ze A**!! - Sora the Troll, 2022

[@kabochaVA]

- Are you doing something for Earth day? - No, I can't be arsed

[@waytogo_roblox]

0:26 bruh for a sec i thought the dislike button is back!

[@aaron2x4]

Bro, too much dessert will prove the Earth Expansion Theory right Speaking from experience lol

[@OtakuTVOfficial]

There's an -Earth- assquake... Evacuate ❌ Proceeds to teach some -Earth- Ass Lesson ✅

[@theresaplatypuscontrolling5464]

"Depending on what you do for sure" 💀

[@oleksandrbyelyenko435]

Oh yeah the famous assquake of 2005.

[@teshyatan7346]

Our worst fear is coming true!! Our butts have been shaking during earthquake!! 😨😨😨

[@edrikhtg]

damb that student do be so thicc he shook the building

[@lewiswernham6791]

Reminds me of when i was watching an episode of Gatchaman and they kept referring to a space capsule as the "Arse Compactor", until my friend pointed out that it was the "Earth Compact"...

[@lax9586]

Engrish is one of my favorite things since it appears in anime all the time.

[@DefinitelyPotato]

La+ reference? 🤣

[@bradenmitchell5565]

My earth is quaking!

[@squallymaelstrom5130]

Dude, I wholeheartedly giggle to your videos.

[@RandomToastyJt]

2:40 pov im talking about government with my dad..

[@darkartist4932]

Haven't laughed to a video like this in a long time, informative and funny.

[@emilyS-on8nn]

I would have a hard time holding back the giggles if I were in a conversation like that.

[@serbiannousagi]

Japanese : "Earth" English speaking person & Javanese : "What's your problem dude?"

[@beverly1199]

This is so hilarious 😂 It made my day!

[@Man-of-segs]

Imagine an anime protagonist screaming his ultimate move: Earth Splitter

[@ora7343]

The sequel to the "earth(ahs)Izu my eburyshing" video(niice)

[@horchy]

Yesterday I bought some アースジェット!🪰

[@Sophie_chan00]

When a discussion about an innocent topic like the Earth turns out into s less innocent topic 😆 Very funny 💕

[@seductive_Octopus]

2:25 I can confirm. The A** is Expanding 🤣 ... every Time after 🌮 🔔

[@ReizuMaikeru16]

An assquake is a natural phenomenon when a bunch of people twerk at the same time.

[@julespumachu]

Never going to get "A$$ day" out of my mind now....

[@obamabinladen2072]

sonny : hay man, do you know what is doc ock's first name ? max : I don't know but I might be " Mike " .😈 sonny : so it's "Mike ock" .

[@daytonchris8351]

i heard of the hollow earth theory before. and i heard how the earth has volcanic eruptions. all jokes aside, when i was a kid here in america, mcdonald's had earth day toys in our happy meals. my dad actually ran over my earth day toy...his car demolished the earth...day toy.

[@akira_ariga]

This pronunciation first became clear to me when watching bokurano hhahaa

[@ithoyamai]

HELP THIS HELPED MY FEVER