r/tumblr Top Posts of All Time [2]

[@SorrowTV]

I'd never heard the word "overmorrow" before today and I never want to hear it again.

[@sir.bantalot5854]

overmorrow

[@pierrottstar]

*overmorrow*

[@Orikron]

All words came into usage because enough people started saying them. Lit vid, fam, I finna wanna see what you'll upload overmorrow or later.

[@MrAte-uo7yo]

ａ　ｗｈａｔ

[@sh-tw6qv]

Overmorrow TV

[@maggiemiller1582]

My parents: the character Waluigi from the popular Nintendo series “Mario Brothers” makes what sound? Me: a WAH

[@maxyboyo]

no it's WEH get your facts straight

[@balderdash14]

Waluigi was never in a stand alone Mario Bros game. Only party and kart games

[@krisosphere9940]

things are heating up at the waluigi fandom

[@brooked982]

Nintendo has a waluigi conference room.

[@nunnyu]

Brooke D waluigi gay its all about wario

[@SSRheum]

*My parents:* shes going to become a beautiful grown lady *Me an unvaccinated child:* A what?

[@theonetruemungdaalgamer725]

Ooooohhh

[@theonetruemungdaalgamer725]

That's hot. That's real hot

[@amatsu3989]

Dammit I was gonna say that

[@minisoul01]

Your profile pic brings back sad memories

[@Imirui]

You have a mid life crisis at age 2

[@ascendedcat260]

Chinese Chef: See this bowl-like thing? We use it to cook rice and such. Me: _A wok?_

[@littleboyman946]

hi there not funny didn’t laugh, gotta love the racism

[@iwannabeyahtzee8056]

@@littleboyman946 Dude...its a pun. Pins aren't racist dumbass.

[@iwannabeyahtzee8056]

Oh I just realized you were replying to @hi there. Nevermind.

[@littleboyman946]

IWannaBeYahtzee yeah you had a funny joke

[@menelik6635]

@@littleboyman946 I agree that it isn't funny, and the joke itself is racist, but that doesn't mean that hi there is racist

[@yeetmcgeet9787]

Defenestration the action of throwing someone out a window Synonyms: *YEET*

[@dachanel2076]

Nook best comment ever

[@iluvearth99]

Nook +++

[@5Geass]

So like what Kuzko had done to that old man *don't throw off his groove*

[@mels_prosaic8462]

past tense: y o t e

[@hffhd5658]

Future tense: Y a t e

[@Jkjoannaki]

"a watt" IM CRYING HELP IT WAS AMAZING

[@ber9018]

Idontknow WhoIam I DONT KNOW HOW YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU STOP CRYING! ALSO, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

[@TheMixedupstuff]

I love the si unit of joules per second.

[@vish4544]

TheMixedupstuff a watt?

[@muslymier]

LOOOOOOOOUUUUUUD NOISES!!!!!

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

*_A what_*

[@j335h5]

The "a what" song at the end reminded me of Bo Burnham's "we think we know you" which happened at the end of his love show "what". Whilst typing this i was trying to remember the name of the show and then I realised it was "what" and I hope Sorrow did that on purpose because that'd be really clever.

[@FloydLorenzMashups]

Bo, oh my god.

[@SleepyOcelol]

Mr. Burnham.

[@maryannabee]

WE THINK WE KNOW YOU YOu"VE CHANGED BRO YOU SUCK

[@TheJakiller]

Omg it reminded me of 'we think we know you' too but I didn't think that was planned. This actually seems really plausible.

[@anmlowo4765]

J335H XD

[@toeshotter6559]

7:00 Me: thats normal to wear shorts on a 30 degree day Also me: oh shit that’s not Celsius

[@jordananderson2728]

Yeah that's -1 C my friend Normal where I'm from, because we're savages and like the cold.

[@kuroyuki6254]

oh... oh I didn't realize that. I was so confused

[@aaronhackett6626]

Yeah I just thought the guy who made it lives in a really hot place where it's like 90 degrees.

[@nprospekt]

My Mom: Let's start a normal, small, and controlled bonfire :) Me, a pyromaniac: a what

[@staasty4482]

I’d say use the phlog, but the stock would make a nice inferno too

[@dontsubfortheloveofgod]

David

[@googlewontletmeswearinmyna8695]

found the Willow main

[@SStarry_Days]

Irl I am a pyromaniac.. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahh...

[@nightskydiamonds2248]

Hey, that's my line. 🔥

[@menaceman9011]

*A Watt* needs more credit

[@timingegg7723]

A watt

[@Lunarfox]

A what?

[@skrubzy_7001]

-A WATT-

[@YoursTruIy_]

A waht?

[@wantimw]

@@YoursTruIy_ a WAAAAAAAAH?

[@troupemember14]

Holy shit that Kronk impression was on point

[@aesynthi6884]

omFg iKR

[@ishotmyboss]

Wharburton isn't a difficult voice for everyone to do.

[@JCstock]

The kirby writers are great. "If you touch Gordo, he'll definitely do damage. But I don't think he means to hurt anyone. I asked him once, and he just stared at me with those big eyes of his. Maybe he doesn't even know the answer..."

[@TheKewlPerson]

*Black mirror:* We live in a society *Me, while living in a society:* wild

[@kadenjay8111]

TheKewlPerson a what

[@vod7280]

@@kadenjay8111 lmao

[@tekkahusk8042]

@@vod7280 g a

[@thedeadlycritisisman1113]

Mirrors rise up

[@Legority]

**a what**

[@WillowWisp2112]

A WIZARD, HARRY

[@WillowWisp2112]

AH DID THA WHEN AH WAS YOUNGER, IT WAS A BAD MOVE, YOU ARE A WIZARD

[@justinl2009]

A Watt

[@PauliePauliePaulie]

A what

[@qwertycal1707]

*medium dick:* I can see dead pussy

[@tuna3109]

*A WHAT* it’s been in my head all week just an endless chanting of *A WHAT?*

[@thaddeuskyle572]

A WOT?

[@Lone_Doge]

Yes same

[@taihaileizoe]

owo

[@ElanoreHour]

I was listening to this at work and couldn't stop laughing, eyes tearing up, and coworkers are concerned

[@Unlimited_Vis]

A what?

[@AdelineLowry]

Afrikaans: ghost breath ✔️ VALID

[@peasmehasselberg975]

👻

[@ServantofÄzrael]

Wait really? If that is true, wait let me just look this up. OMG it's true, definitely valid

[@atheniansoldier811]

❌ *NOT VALID*

[@ServantofÄzrael]

@@atheniansoldier811 ITS VALID

[@atheniansoldier811]

@@ServantofÄzrael *NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A BAD THRILLER*

[@fifi_leafy2258]

There are approximately 1.5 million ants in a pound of ants. This means that this man sent out five hundred twenty five million ants to rob a bank.

[@ohioman517]

Jesus

[@adrianm3961]

Wrong, 350lbs = 158.757kg Typical worker ants weigh between 1-5mg Therefore at least 31,751,400 ants and most 158,757,000 ants

[@kinggizzwizfizz]

Doubt

[@fabreo4041]

r/madlads

[@deathserpent9747]

but what species of ants did he use ? if it was army ants then he just murdered a bank full of people

[@vileharpsichord]

Greek: Grandma's hair ❌ NOT VALID I'm Greek btw

[@MinecraftLover58]

it's called WHAT

[@ohioman517]

@@MinecraftLover58 A WAT.

[@r.k.royc.2823]

In Bengali it's the same... Makes me wonder..

[@azelfdaboi5265]

The Greeks call it WHAT

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@r.k.royc.2823 no? In bangla we call it "haoay mithai" which I suppose could be translated to "windy sweet" or something like that. it isn't grandma's hair though

[@theora8809]

i dont wanna be that person, but defenestration is a term because back in romes savage days they used to really like yeeting people off balconys as a punishment happened more than you'd think

[@linscrowtoo]

I sentence you to tipping over the balcony

[@gwanael34]

How does that fit into enflish tho, it being a mainly germanic and not latin language like french ?

[@anomymousperson4122]

+gwanael34 60 percent of all words in english come from latin root, and a surprising amount of german words do too

[@pusdicles9869]

no the term was coined in 168 when some people threw some catholics out the window of the Prague castle

[@skylordianandy2644]

This bitch guilty. YEET

[@dancingcarapace]

No British person says FAIRY FLOSS?????? We say Candy Floss. Or Cotton Candy

[@ascendedcat260]

I'm sorry, but Candy Floss is still not valid ❌

[@Ohmygodihatethis]

Australians call it Fairy Floss

[@azelfdaboi5265]

@@ascendedcat260 it's better than Fairy Floss

[@willis1383]

@@cargo1522 intelligence

[@crackofdawn805]

Lexi Barrow good

[@primeclaw7773]

realizes aound half (if not more) of the comments are "a what" jokes... *A WHAT*

[@connorrussell6449]

GET ME MORE

[@adamwest8711]

I’m not sure why they’re in an English accent though...

[@Socrates423]

Don't worry sweetie you'll understand when you become an adult Me a grandma : A WHAT

[@ocanain1731]

Knock, knock... I like to change the beat.

[@justinbatson5407]

a what

[@mr.alpaca382]

k but the "a watt" was genius

[@Ribbons0121R121]

*a wot*

[@weenuselbow5449]

woosh

[@kristinaanderson6644]

*OMFG I JUST REALIZED THE "A WOT" BIT WAS FROM HARRY POTTER HOLY FUCKUWIDGIQWIY* (Edit) i didn't watch until the end so i didn't see the harry potter bit, imma go die in a cellar now

[@ninemorningstar6603]

In a wot?

[@weenuselbow5449]

in a watt

[@fetamean]

The mayonnaise one always gets me. That's the kind of tumblr I like to remember.

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

8:01 tbh Kirby is actually really depressing when you read the character bios, particularly the final bosses.

[@Mr3cman]

@@judydodd3673 yeah but that weird pink baby is also an unfathomable cosmic terror

[@MrShifty1]

In star allies, the Three Mage Sisters are apparently abused by their adopted father.

[@liamanderson7082]

Dark Matter, iirc, feels lonely and seeks only to make everyone feel lonely.

[@Furugeru]

@@liamanderson7082 kirby is so fucked up good thing the show isn- oh.

[@dontcallmechris5235]

I don’t want to hear “overmorrow” used as a word again, but I’d like to hear the word “bamboozled” to be used more often

[@emilerios6635]

honey, do you know what memes are

[@nakenmil]

"overmorrow" is basically the Norwegian term for the day after tomorrow translated directly. It's pretty useful.

[@aksulisuli3262]

Same in Finland

[@jammedsamdwich7226]

I say babmoozled is that close enough

[@peachibread1983]

Everything beyond the point is whispered seductively into your ears: Bonjour Toast Kuzco A Wat Overmorrow

[@eis364]

You: yeet Me, an intellectual: defenestration

[@spritewhisper]

Twenty One Phanics at YGs basement chogiwhatthefuck underrated comment

[@somewierdmatehead8939]

A what

[@raneshkrishnan2246]

@@spritewhisper he copied it though

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

@@raneshkrishnan2246 its NoT CoPIed If you ReArrange it 😏

[@lina1617]

a watt

[@whenever4296]

*a wot*

[@deeraredear]

An idkhbtfm fan? a **wot**

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

whenever Fellow idkhow fan

[@mozorellastick2583]

Avoir

[@Lummerbummer115]

Me, a member of the 95% of people who think the tumblr list of a billion and a half genders and sexualities is utterly retarded, hearing people use that lingo: _a what?_ -_-

[@RemagEnagemato]

*w o t*

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

only sorrow tv could make pukicho sound like the engineer with a gritty voice

[@Orikron]

This is like comment awards but with actual effort put in.

[@yoavmend1909]

Álvaro Lopes there is affort there to steal memes

[@weirdlittlecritter]

Álvaro Lopes True lol

[@vampyisdying]

Wayyy to ture

[@WiseguysTV]

Rip comment awards 1 like= 1 sad

[@Corporal_Coyote]

Graham the Christian has become a walking meme. Plz dnt disrezpict

[@rairose4944]

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL PARALLAX WOULD BE A BITCHIN NAME

[@jjnn2]

It is already. Green lantern sort of went insane and killed all the other lanterns then accidentally destroyed the multiverse

[@rinhiyo]

it just reminds me of paarthurnax

[@ambersomething1693]

Moon2

[@jordananderson2728]

I mean the moon is technically named Luna which is still pretty cool

[@rairose4944]

@@jordananderson2728 Yes it is.

[@stormkern]

"then BEG" Gets me everytime lol

[@dorkle9085]

Then beg.

[@sineadthomas2024]

Reminds me of a video playing the board game Coup “I’ll do anything” “Then perish”

[@arcshuttle]

Dutch: Sugar Spider ❓ *WHAT EVEN*

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Is that valid: ❓ *furiously whispers back stage*

[@emptyice]

Greece: grandmas hair ❌ NOT VALID

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

Tja, 't is gesponnen suiker...

[@meaninglesscommenter8457]

im late but i think the correct translation is weaved sugar !

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

@@meaninglesscommenter8457 sorta... You know the thing Cinderella put her stupid finger on right? In Dutch, the spinning wheel is called 'spinnewiel' a wheel to spin and the pointy bit on the top of the 'spinnewiel' resembles the shape of cotton candy on a stick, so that's what I think the name comes from. (also besides _to spin,_ 'spinnen' also means _to pur_ and _spiders_ )

[@Yonagunidc]

We do call it daddy's beard... I didn't realize how weird it was until now. ._.

[@pouinkimir]

Hi french friend.

[@DKZomb0]

In Dutch it's a sugar spider

[@atypicallynormal4399]

DKZomb0 ✔good

[@MoonBeamLaser]

ah hwhat?

[@lyaxedm1825]

Beca Coello in Greece it's granny's hair

[@whenyou3939]

7:00 Since I grew up with Celsius, the "wears shorts when it's 30 degrees" part was confusing

[@hazardperceptiontest]

Only Americans would get that post, don't worry. The rest of the world isn't extremely retarded.

[@diamond19knight80]

Sorry that a country si different than other ones.

[@Destin5258]

@@diamond19knight80 well when 99% of the world uses one system of measurement and like 3 countries including the USA uses another its kinda difficult to understand why you need to create so much extra hassle when in a growing globalizing economy. And metric is super easy to learn because everything is divided into 10s.

[@jadenstock8003]

@@Destin5258 I mean you say it's easy to learn, but that doesn't mean it's easy to adopt. America would have to replace all of our appliances, thermostats, text books, measuring equipment, etc. if we were to just suddenly make the jump to metric. It makes more sense to just have the majority of the country not use metric, and only have people who's skills rely on the system learn it.

[@sunshinedaniela8572]

Noelle Klassen Yeah, me too

[@Slimeylane]

The day after tomorrow should be called Twomorrow

[@curtchildress7160]

You got it! I just told that to an earlier commenter! Cool!

[@maenova4638]

makes sense in text but in speech it becomes just another confusing homonym

[@curtchildress7160]

@@maenova4638 Here's you a freaking fine homonym: The hoar lay upon the grass waiting to be pounded by the heat from this world's only begotten son!!! ...Figure it out and when you do it's still gonna be real twisted!!!

[@hunriv9202]

There’s already a word evermorrow

[@abystrous]

There actually is a word for that, it's either aftermorrow or overmorrow, I think.

[@jbadger2565]

1:33 "If you put my name and your name together, you get maYONAise also, please don't swallow glass."

[@duaasiddiqui5844]

So i searched up "HOW MANY ANTS IN A POUND OF ANTS" and i found that people actually calculated this, it said that there is no certain amount but there is a range, and the range was about 1.5 million ants ... i was not expecting this at all.

[@peachibread1983]

Duaa Siddiqui he was right. Too many ants.

[@otamatune9153]

That's too many p-ants..

[@jonasls]

Actually the range goes from 100k to 500k ants per pound

[@rhythma8026]

so... 525 MILLION ANTS if it's 1.5 mil per pound, and 35000k to 175000k if we go by the 100k to 500k per pound-

[@rhythma8026]

don't ask why i did the calculations i just felt like it

[@AnOnlineGamer]

i just thought about it... the word for cotton candy in hebrew is: "Grandma's hair" which is equaly as bad as "daddy's beard"

[@emolgatheelectricsquirrel6734]

Online a what?

[@billdimz]

same in greek

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

*NOT VALID*

[@z3r0grav1tyside5]

Huh. The more you know.

[@jamprer860]

It's sugar spider in Dutch

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-

[@ArcusamSol]

watt

[@squiddles1678]

st

[@antoniodeamon989]

Just an innocent Pomegranate Godfather 2

[@mehoranges5874]

Just an innocent Pomegranate a what?

[@changedusername159]

Helen Scott fuck off bot

[@matthewford6176]

Word for "the day after tomorrow?" How about "threemorrow"

[@Flowtail]

I shall now attempt to convince people that this is true, along with always pronouncing the years formatted like 2006 as "twenty-oh-six" _i cannot be stopped_

[@angrybidoof847]

The replies to that post were full of English linguistics giving examples for the day affter tomorrow. I think that was on the list too

[@SinDesigns]

Matthew Ford I would like to nominate “Grandmorrow”

[@snowc1aws]

I believe the word is actually overmorrow

[@Q-TebGamesNL]

In Dutch, there's a word for that: 'overmorgen' (over/after/??? tomorrow)

[@johhada9304]

1:26 Me: has a word for "the day after tomorrow" **Laughs in European**

[@fish4225]

Apparently English does have a word for the day after tomorrow but no-one uses it: *overmorrow* . I'm not a native speaker myself but I can't imagine me saying that word and not feeling like a huge dork.

[@boulevardo5067]

....Which part of Europe.

[@johhada9304]

@@boulevardo5067 like, Finland

[@KMM-kx2yn]

@@johhada9304 well, how you say, Torille?

[@saoirsemurray1310]

A what?

[@goldenslumber4047]

We in Britain most certainly do NOT call cotton candy, fairy floss. I'm outraged, and angry. CANDY FLOSS, CANDY FLOSS!! How very dare you.

[@priestoftech4526]

a what?

[@tahutoa]

Which is just as bad because it makes you think about purposefully making your teeth rot by shoving solid sugar between them and flossing with it. That's the _real_ reason it's invalid.

[@arhamshahid5015]

And Australians call it fairyfloss

[@katierobertson1682]

GoldenSlumber fairy floss is Australia

[@bugsnaxfan]

someone said it Let’s go drink tea and biscuits my friend

[@KathaMaker]

But we in the UK don't call cotton candy 'fairy floss' , literally never heard anyone call it that in my life 😂

[@bajkokrisztian5237]

you just did

[@Gloomysushiroll]

Fairy floss sounds cooler

[@slavbarbie]

We call it sugar foam.

[@skyr1447]

It's an Australian name for candy floss. :(

[@CalamityM]

That's what we call it in Australia, because it's adorable. Unlike the rest of the horrors in Australia...

[@lollol339bleh6]

My parents: Our daughter is going to have a beautiful house! Me, living in a box behind 7-Eleven: A what?

[@anuel3780]

HOW MANY ANTS IN A POUND OF ANTS?! simple. the average weight for an ant is between 1-5 mg, so let's be modest and say 3 mg 1 pound is equal to 453592 mg so let's divide that by 3 and... 151197 (.3333) ants in a pound of ants.

[@p0rtalsg4ming59]

Thank you, you halarious smart man

[@chronoroost]

THAT IS 437 TOO MANY ANTS

[@histimehascome6103]

I googled it and it said 1.5 mil :p

[@Sam-eg3mm]

But we're not done! The man had 350 pounds of ants meaning he had... let's see here... ABOUT 525 MILLION ANTS HOLY SHIT

[@Erika439504]

@@Sam-eg3mm Holy shit that man was a maniac. Can you imagine the amount of planning alone that had to go into that just to obtain that many ants!!!! Even if it was a personal collection. Then he has to get them there.

[@CrisisOnACanoe]

The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison.

[@eddieserrano1319]

I Love that scene. Krunk had me rolling.

[@Yessir432]

YES THAT POISON!

[@peachibread1983]

Shit now Hese a llama

[@Yessir432]

Which is a shame, because it's going to be delicious.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I’m pretty sure I commented this before, but I went to tumblr once looking for hotline Miami art, then left because people were shipping jacket and biker.

[@billyboy7694]

Pajamapants Jack yeet yeet

[@DeathGripsIsOffline696]

Pajamapants Jack you left because of that? Theres worse on other websites i promise

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Bone Daddy yeet

[@Evarace]

Nah, there're much worse than that. Do you want me give you a list for it? There's ped-

[@belisarius6949]

Godamnit Jack here you are again :D

[@beenee92]

My teacher: What is Aviation Warfare Apprentice Training? Me: *AWAT*

[@MTheGrey]

So... Ants typically weigh 1-5 milligrams, so let’s say that the ants weigh 3mg. One pound equates to 453592 milligr͟am͟s. 453,592/3 = 151,197.3 repeating (let’s just simplify that to 151,197). So, there are approximately that 151,197 of those ants in a pound. 151,197 x 350 is equal to 52,918,950. So, if that math is accurate, there are nearly 53,000,000 ants in 350 pounds. Let’s also say these ants are about 6mm, the smallest size of a black carpenter ant. Those together are nearly 320 square metres. Grand, isn’t it? Hopefully, I’m not completely wrong

[@blueshell2749]

*ANTS INTENSIFIES*

[@yeetusdeletus1130]

a what

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

MTheGrey *_a what_*

[@erichjanecka9690]

i got the same answer 52918950

[@erichjanecka9690]

so 30 live ants cost 8 bucks, math says 350 pounds of ants is $14111720

[@DaSecurityGuard]

May 18 2018 Wearing: black hoodie, blue jeans, black shoes Today you talked a lot about what and many Tumblr posts most of the time I can't deal with Tumblr but I try to get into it for you my sweet.

[@ChuChild]

meeperino OH GOD NO.

[@GreatFrostHawk]

Uh oh we're getting self aware.

[@Kinky20]

Took me a second to realise what this was then i nearly coughed up an organ i just cant its too much lol

[@LG-hf8ni]

Day saved :,)

[@dozydoe5245]

I'm so confused, can someone explain?

[@SuperGamingDude]

Oh tumblr. You wild

[@billyboy7694]

SuperGaming Dude top kek

[@ryandebolt6326]

Bone Daddy a what

[@vaudeville-villain]

SuperGaming Dude NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!

[@ethanArrow-rf7uk]

SuperGaming Dude do you watch anime, because I swear I’ve seen you on an anime video

[@terencey.8915]

why do you have a top comment everywhere

[@purpellent]

“too soon” “it has been 7 and a half centuries” top 10 moments taken before disaster

[@christianbrown7550]

“English doesn’t have a word for the day after tomorrow” Me *Laughing in spanish*

[@karlacorona2186]

@PiK P A S A D O M A Ñ A N A

[@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436]

me:*laughs in german*

[@Bendanna93]

Overmorrow

[@jacklostitall7199]

me:*laughs in russian*

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

Spanish laughing = jajajajaja

[@orpheusly69]

Daddy's Beard sounds... much less weird in french tbh but... still weird

[@hajarmdn4883]

Wasn't there a French cartoon called les barbe-a-papa or something. I loved it at that time

[@isafred3430]

Barbe à papa

[@isafred3430]

A what

[@MILOEBA]

@@isafred3430 you stole my idea

[@ikiwel]

At least you anglos won't steal that one from us

[@kevinmhazel748]

I googled how many ants in a pound of ants there is 1.5 million ants im scared

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

It's about 30-150 million ants in 350lb, depending on species

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

ENCHANTMEN he’s right, I did the math and it’s about 31,751,503.7 ants on the low end and 158,757,518 ant on the high end

[@permanentlyabandoned]

tommy aquino r/theydidthemath

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

The Golden God indeed I did, it was just simple multiplying and dividing on a calculator

[@uncreativename826]

five hundred twenty-five million ants

[@Sunnylucy]

My mom: "Don't worry sweetie. You'll understand one day when you get a fulltime job." Me: " *A what?* "

[@neko_doll5122]

I'm hungry for *dAdDyS bEaRd*

[@syndicateci526]

Madelyne EWWWWWWWWWW

[@saroullle]

It sounds less weird in actual french Barbe à papa

[@vortigaunt3013]

Said the twink in the badly written porno.

[@neko_doll5122]

sarou oui je sais je suis française ^^

[@GaTech379]

*a what*

[@syl5191]

3:16 Based off of google it's 1.5 million ants in a pound. Therefore 350 pounds of ants would be about 525 million ants. WHERE AND HOW DO YOU GET THAT MANY ANTS??!!

[@Thysillia]

Probably amazon

[@SevenQs]

Randomness is Reality You farm them for years in a shed

[@syl5191]

+QwertyGirl That must be a damn big shed then.

[@ObjectsInMotion]

Thysillia *The Amazon

[@gs4011]

You dont wanna know

[@seigeengine]

Apparently English does have a word for the day after tomorrow: overmorrow, and it's opposite: ereyesterday.

[@defunctaccount9803]

Portugal: sweet cotton ✔️ valid

[@SomeKidNamedAfan]

Sim

[@emptyice]

@@SomeKidNamedAfan a what

[@echoingroses9242]

@@emptyice, sim

[@fusbhas3191]

@@echoingroses9242 a what

[@CVPRCR]

Finally, something Brazil and Portugal can agree on.

[@sealiobounce5377]

I live in the most British place ever and I’ve never heard fairy floss before these guys are cheating us lads

[@LaSa1]

Which place in Great Britain is the most british?

[@sealiobounce5377]

Ladidah obviously the one with the most chavs duh

[@swaggycoolgirl9896]

Sealio Bounce EXACTLY

[@jennievwood]

True. It’s called candy floss in England

[@levicusx]

Also here in England, wearing shorts in 30 degree weather is perfectly acceptable. In weirdo units, that would be 86 degrees.

[@moolee3588]

my favorite beatle is *lennom*

[@nothingtoseehere7435]

Matthew Yikes I prefer Ball "is life" McCartney

[@tachographspy3295]

mine is *The Drummer*

[@jammedsamdwich7226]

Yes lemon is also my favourite insect

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Bingo

[@jfkfromclonehigh8157]

a what

[@jamesanderson2418]

No one in England calls candy floss, fairy floss

[@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr]

yeah thats Australia. in Australia it's called fairy floss.

[@Mindofthebrick]

A what

[@thisperson345]

Candy floss sounds very weird to me as an Aussie

[@delemere1985]

Thank you! Its candy floss ya muppets.

[@Socrates423]

@@thisperson345 any thing that ends with floss sounds weird to me it makes it sound good for your teeth.... IT'S SUGAR

[@lindanoemitodl6259]

“English have a word for defenestration.” Czechs: give credit where credit is due!

[@wesleymays1931]

Thanks a lot, 16th century Bohemia

[@theburtsthebees1630]

Me: i got a B+ on my test. My asian parents: a what

[@cyanidesmile7263]

Vegan Hømø I relate

[@karinda2650]

a what

[@BIG666x]

A what is a what which is (to avoid confusion) a what

[@KevinknPham]

I even got an A+ on my blood test.

[@user-zx7gy1iz3x]

I relate so much. I got threatened that I would get a Nokia brick if I didn’t pass the 11+

[@Beka_Rex]

Fairy floss? A what? Us Brits dont call it fairy floss! It’s candy floss 😂

[@iggyw1855]

I've only ever heard people call it fairy floss.

[@candy-ninja]

Good.

[@soulsilversnorlax1336]

We Americans have... dental floss.

[@Summergch]

I already saw the original. And every British is saying the same. Apparently, it was the Australians who say it like that

[@taethetical]

I was like “a what” when that came up.. some brits call it cotton candy though, and candy floss.

[@emericswitchyoureawesomean3658]

Mom.......dad........I’m.......im George Harrison Ford. Im sorry, but this is just who I am and you can’t change that!

[@Nieveria]

a what

[@ItzxKy-qd2fe]

A *W H A T*

[@TuckyBlue]

*A W H A T ?*

[@me-wp7lt]

R/youtubecomments needs to be a thing with this on it.

[@anraiduine1483]

Nice to meet you. I'm George Harrison Ford Focus Group Think Tank Buster Rhymes. And no one can change that.

[@_sayten_]

My parents: we raised such a happy child! Me, a depresso espresso with self esteem issues: a wot

[@azelfdaboi5265]

I relate a whole lot to this

[@ashtonhouran2210]

My parents: should we get a spider? Me, a Arachnophobic person: A what

[@mikehunt5134]

I hope you're okay dude, we're all loved yknow

[@benbonser1116]

That watt joke made me laugh way too hard, I sat there for a solid minute laughing hysterically

[@avr7120]

After 10 minutes I’m still not over it

[@oxalicacid3194]

D E E P T H R O A T E D B Y A F O U R I N C H I C E R O D

[@jennifermccarthy2415]

a what

[@ax2k860]

-a what-

[@user-ob7vt3fx8e]

U wot m8

[@100gexx]

☭

[@griffinrails]

A W H A T

[@unhappymarshmellow731]

*A W A T ?*

[@godsentmeokay8770]

"Swallowing glass just to stay pure" "If you put my name and your name together it makes mayonnaise also please don't swallow glass." 1:33 - 1:43 To anyone who wants the timeline :)

[@lilalloy1224]

I first saw this 2 months ago and since I have been actively trying to use defenestration when ever I can

[@hyperjgaming5768]

Use it in place of "Yeet"

[@Yewtewba]

The act, not the word, right?

[@lilalloy1224]

Definitely

[@yakobengel1410]

There is a word for the day after tomorrow. It's overmorrow. I've been trying to bring it back, with little success.

[@baljeep_gay]

WOW. (Airlines)

[@HelplessFangirl]

#bringbackovermorrow

[@MelanieBijoux]

a what?

[@Volthrien]

I tried bringing it back when I was in school, the class tough guy defenestrated me

[@ArkinesVT]

Yakob Engel holy crap thanks, you are a hero.

[@1_1bman]

3:20 OH MY GOD I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE PART THAT SAID IT WAS A DREAM

[@moved4751]

ni ko..SAME *PFT-*

[@slaya_mappy]

I actually looked it up, 1.5 million ants per pound.

[@1_1bman]

did you respond to the wrong comment? if so, what comment because whatever you meant to respond to sounds interesting

[@1_1bman]

have ya played the solstice run?

[@redtime-lapses8070]

I just wanted to point out that it couldn't be real because you cant read in dreams

[@Rodutchi]

Algeria: father's beard ❌ Invalid

[@psychonauticz]

Grammar/Word Nazi here, so I guess this is a warning: there is actually a word for the day after tomorrow, even though it’s not considered an English word. It’s “overmorrow” which is taken from the German word, “übermorgen.” There’s also a word for the day before yesterday, “ereyesterday.” As “ere-“ means before. Which I don’t think is a part of the English language, but I don’t know much about that. Sorry for this idiotic comment and being a geek or whatever. It’s also 3am at the moment and I’m in that weird fever dream phase. please don’t kill me

[@sarahel6692]

Tainted Imagination *übermorgen

[@psychonauticz]

Sarah El Haha! That’s quite ironic! Thanks for telling me, I’ll be sure to edit it.

[@sarahel6692]

Tainted Imagination no problem :)

[@wearesorryfortheinconvenience]

a self proclaimed grammar nazi using the german origins of a word to show how smart he be. i love this.

[@Eeter26]

wearesorryfortheinconvenience also spelling it wrong at first

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

I don’t know why but the Ragnar the Red one made me laugh for five minutes straight

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

Wait. I know you.

[@NMG.11]

Skyrim pun intended

[@TheJinx1441]

@Erick Lalande There's no mistake. You're wanted, and it's time to pay for your crimes.

[@jarofjam8249]

Im begging you please make more r/tumblr I never laughed so hard in my life before

[@staasty4482]

Same. Especially when all of a sudden “ if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise” comes out

[@willis1383]

then beg

[@thelivingliver6715]

the entire comment section: lets make “a what” jokes me: a wot

[@alexgoman3556]

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red When he met the shieldmaiden, Matilda, who said: "Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our mead Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed" And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor

[@tewch]

perfect.

[@luxe.8419]

When I was a kid playing Skyrim I used to request that song over and over, gives me huge nostalgia rush

[@tewch]

Lux E. The one song I used to always request used to be The Dragonborn Comes

[@Mai-tai-]

God bless

[@luxe.8419]

-αѕтяα- Such a BOP

[@palight2869]

In Arabic cotton candy is “girls’ hair” which is quite intriguing yet absolutely horrifying at the same time.

[@dat_koosh]

Dead Inside haven't you tried taking a stick in sticking in a girls hair and spinning that stick until the girl's get stuck in your stick and eat it?

[@bongobongo3661]

@@dat_koosh what the fuck is your comment even?!

[@friedsugar2701]

In hindi it is grandma's hair

[@fedos]

Not Valid

[@brendanrisney2449]

A _what?_

[@Tenchy]

Wait... Who in England calls it "fairy floss"? I've always called it candy floss.

[@peachibread1983]

Tenchy shhhhhh Its fairy floss now

[@arvoof5945]

Tenchy exactly what I was thinking

[@foximacentauri7891]

In Germany it's called Zuckerwatte.

[@uwu4146]

So does the rest of England, I don't know where tf they got fairy floss from lol

[@laurenray8995]

That’s what everyone calls it in Australia!

[@maxtrimmer1227]

Me: finds red banana Also me: a what

[@thatjojolesbian]

This is so underrated

[@smidge146]

Actually we call it Candy Floss, never heard the term fairy floss hahaha

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

Isn't it one word? It's candyfloss not candy floss

[@probswontcurreply8182]

Fairy floss is Australian.

[@carriewalker4659]

Yeh I have never heard of fairy floss before I call it candy floss, and spell it with 2 separate words. But you do it how you want seriously I don’t care, unless you are telling my you stole my candyfloss then we’re gonna have a problem

[@nameofthename]

still a no go from me mate

[@raptorcharly8055]

*My mom:* So having a lesbian daughter... *Me, a known bisexual:* A w h a t

[@blacktigerpaw1]

LESBO FIGHTS

[@yousefghuniem5575]

My friend: he is pansexual Me, a known tri-sexual: a what?

[@chisulover1235]

@@yousefghuniem5575 Tf is a 'tri-sexual'? Never heard of that one before..

[@candyeyed5384]

Yes 👏

[@theautisticretard3907]

*A W H A T*

[@monicaleivasweaver28]

3:08 so I did the math and that guy had about 525 MILLION ANTS

[@thatkiwiguy2308]

*at least. Where did this man get this many ANTS

[@joelrichardson5139]

ThatKiwiGuy turns out he actually was ant man, but he took to a life of crime after being defenestrated out of a fifty story building. He suffered brain damage and when told he was a superhero responded with, “a wot?”

[@Ari-hc1vr]

I'm pretty sure it's like 76 million lol

[@RichHods]

A what

[@cloroxbleach1797]

@@Ari-hc1vr depending on which type of ant

[@shsl_empath5437]

1:34 HOLY FRICK !!! I KNEW THAT TIKTOK AUDIO SOUNDED FAMILIAR I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO FIGURE OUT WHY WHILE REWATCHING YOUR VIDS

[@Xalyn937]

Your voice acting is fantastic!

[@LightRor]

In Greek we call cotton candy "grandma's hair"

[@greenh6486]

*N O T V A L I D*

[@Dover939]

DISGASTING

[@rngesus7641]

Yeah , and for us it's *Daddy's beard* .... don't ask me i have no fucking clue why our ancestor decided to name it like that...

[@asutorad]

a what

[@rngesus7641]

*Wanna taste daddy's beard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@nerdyartistdawson7027]

I can't be the only person who looked up 'jello being vacuumed'

[@Cpt_Natalia]

Nerdyartist Dawson no

[@salt__tee]

3:06 according to my calculations the man released 158,757,200 Ants into the bank

[@azelfdaboi5265]

525,000,000 ants

[@thecalliezone6332]

TOO MANY. TOO MANY ANTS.

[@vlogginggabes3864]

Thanks DA

[@OrdericNeustry]

Noun overmorrow (uncountable) (archaic) The day after tomorrow

[@Unlimited_Vis]

A what

[@MagisterialVoyager]

" a r c h a i c "

[@anfearaerach]

Overmorgen in Dutch c:

[@MarqwizMusic]

THANK YOU

[@boxycthulhu3519]

That doesn't count, it's uncountable

[@GrandHighGamer]

I feel you channeling SootHouse through that 'what'.

[@McMania22103]

for people wondering how many ants are in a pound of ants its estimated to about 1.5 million that means 350 pounds of ants would be 525,000,000 ants thats a lota ants

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Where exactly would you GET that many ants??

[@Nieveria]

@@lukemckenzie0121 a what

[@gordonramsay9346]

Over half a billion ants.

[@koolyoin]

Bobby:does something Hank hill: a WHUAT

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

Is it wrong that I already had most of these saved on my phone?

[@iheartkiecats]

Yes. Very wrong.

[@vanessahayes6471]

same, actually iheartkiecats is not being very helpful

[@grass123a]

Yikes

[@deeraredear]

If it is then we are both wrong

[@j7438]

No, but him reading it makes it way funnier.

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

I did the math on that 'Ant Man', and assuming he used Red Ants (the same kind Ant-Man used) he would've needed 22,685,714 ants AT LEAST, that was assuming all the ants were on the high end of the average weight

[@RedRogue]

Please excuse me while I bleach my mind to rid myself of the mental image of being swarmed by 22 thousand ants, thanks

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

Try 22 million, 685 thousand, 714 ants, at MINIMUM, it could've been a LOT more if they weren't on the high end of the ant weight spectrum

[@tatianabaudean1633]

I love you for taking the time to do the math of how many ants were necessary

[@candy-ninja]

Yes, we need more people like you.

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

Thanks, but I mean, I did make the assumption that each individual ant was on the heavy end of the spectrum, so it was most likely more... actually I'm gonna go do the math for the low end of the spectrum Edit: 31,760,000 is if they were all on the low end of the spectrum, 27,222,857 is the average number, assuming things more or less evened out in terms of weight.

[@RexcorJ]

*WE HAVE IT* A what?

[@mikaxms]

Ha, here in the Netherlands we do have a word for “the day after tomorrow”. - Tomorrow: Morgen - Day after tomorrow: Overmorgen - Day after the day after tomorrow: Over-Overmorgen

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

Mika de Grote overmorrow

[@littleHex]

So you just keep adding over to say the day after. So ummm over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-over-overmorgen

[@littleHex]

@@Sir_Noel Okay? What if I am. Sorry for commenting... I didn't know there was a rule not to comment on old videos/comments. You're telling me to do something better to do but you're the one getting upset I'm commenting on something which isn't even that bad. Like what's the point?

[@Crysta11ize]

@@littleHex hey don't worry, buddy *I* laughed at your comment (also sorrowtv is really rewatch-able)

[@littleHex]

@@Crysta11ize Oh thanks. I wasn't upset that they didn't find it funny but how they were rude about it. Like all they could have done was ignore it like a normal person lol instead of making a comment on how stupid it was for commenting on it and saying no one is going to see it but then they saw it so it doesn't make sense. But I'm glad it made you laugh. Hope you have a great day.