r/gatekeeping Top Posts of All Time [2]

[@sora1498]

"i killed 50 people, what are you in for?" me: "i went trick or treating at the age of 13" *slides over in pure fear*

[@ianmoseley9910]

han jisung enthusiast Just glad I live somewhere where trick and treating is a rare occurence

[@FrancisR420]

@Queen Quizia oh my God I can totally relate

[@masterof4elements826]

ya wanna...(looks around)...fun sized pack of Sour Patch Kids

[@faz-guard9392]

I kinda have this mentality when it comes to Halloween. XD

[@pillote1584]

@Queen Quizia the MAD LAD

[@gillymean]

Those “real mother” posts are made by women who had a child in highschool and it just ended up becoming their personality

[@DementedGodsend]

That's the most accurate shit I've ever read

[@erinistryingherbest]

This could be in Rare insults

[@anakruger2412]

Yeah, my mom had to have a c-section because my twin brother was having issues where he could have died in the womb and they had to pull us out 3 months early. She barely slept while we were sick due to being literally 3 months premature. If that's not a real mom then I don't know what is.

[@holhorse4642]

The "real mother doesn't have 1 child" post was from someone called John

[@kevlingcustomtitantrons9375]

The poster's name @ 9:06 is john montgommery, it's not even a female lmaooo. Wtf is he gatekeeping for??

[@casperwashere]

Sorrow’s “dirty, dirty snowboarders” comment made me think of a forbidden romance type story between a skier and snowboarder taking place at a lodge that’s banned snowboarding.

[@tsundilemma9952]

Tempted to write this...

[@sinistrality7883]

Romeo and Juliet but it's between Snowboarders and Skiiers.

[@BOW4THECAMERA]

i know this comment is 5 months old but holy shit you're onto something

[@SamualN]

@@tsundilemma9952 did you ever write anything?

[@tsundilemma9952]

@@SamualN Oh my god I forgot about this comment...Sadly not.

[@maxdaae]

"If you don't want to get pee on your hand then you're not ready to be a mother" Not everyone who needs a pregnancy test is trying for a baby.

[@yonneye2427]

Mary Irey. Some people who aren’t ready for a baby and are worried about their actions in the last few weeks, probably would take a pregnancy test to make sure. Of course you aren’t going to see an ad with people being happy about a negative test, the ad is supposed to make the product seam as great as possible and would not want to put in any serious subjects that could dampen the profit margin.

[@toadtoad5377]

this needs more likes

[@rowancook4369]

@@yonneye2427 It'd be kinda funny for a birth control ad to show a couple being happy about a negative pregnancy test, though.

[@lapislazarus8899]

I took a pregnancy test to see that I needed an abortion. Also, I've worked in animal care for decades, so I've gotten plenty of pee, etc on me.

[@sinistrality7883]

im sure half of those who do test, wish for the opposite

[@shortforedible]

8:37 are you telling me that women become mothers and then claim to be mothers *wild*

[@emiliew5553]

how ridiculous of them. i can’t believe this

[@lordtoast2743]

Look at the persons name it’s not even a mom

[@emiliew5553]

Lord Toast IM-

[@mfkrmaggot2755]

thats fukin wild bro

[@The_Stumbler]

There are mothers and there are people who gave birth. Not everyone is suited to giving love and care. There are people who have killed their children not on accident.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Imagine being born in the 90’s This post way made by 1900, 1910,1920, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 2000, 2010 gang

[@gabrienpopplewell834]

Just think of being born in the 20th or 21th century this was made by 1800's gang.

[@robs6856]

Consider being born in modern history. Pre-modern history gang.

[@hibiscuspuddle]

Imagine being born after the big bang. this was made by the Universe not expanding gang.

[@fursuits]

Imagine being born This post was made by gang

[@mr.wilson4360]

Imagine all the people Living for the day

[@spiderf8d901]

The C secion one makes me upset. My mom was in car crash and her bones healed incorrectly so she can't have kids naturally, she had to have an emergency C section in order for me to live. Does that not make her a mother?

[@kevinsundelin8639]

My mom had to have a C-section so that I wouldn't be choked to death but she's not a "real mom"

[@YogoBites]

Spider F8d in my opinion that makes her the realest mother ever

[@alejandro-xr8vq]

for real, my mom had a c-section because I was too big but I guess deciding not to risking either of our lives makes her a fake mom

[@spiderf8d901]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy Because it's surgical procedure and can lead to complications.

[@alejandro-xr8vq]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy hey wait, nice name

[@ProneTurtle]

“Every generation imagines itself as smarter than the one before it, and wiser than the one after.” -George Orwell

[@dylanwilliams1934]

Excuse me, who gave *YOU* the right to make another r/gatekeeping video? A *TRUE* reddit youtuber has done all the subreddits first. SHAMEFUL.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

HOW DARE HE

[@puppetstudio4989]

HOW DARE SORROW

[@stillmillionair]

Only 90's kids will understand.

[@tammybertrand796]

:O

[@furret8292]

Did you just gatekeep a gatekeeping video? /s

[@jeannietraverso903]

"Real mothers push through it all!" And my mother would have pushed out a dead baby.

[@jeannietraverso903]

@Chonkey man No, no, I think you're onto something here.

[@greenishbean7904]

Chonkey man ...unless?

[@pillote1584]

Im c section

[@kitkitkatkit]

Same scenario here.

[@bigmanwilfred4955]

If only

[@outtakefiend6839]

Only humans can relate: Having two legs Not having feathers

[@EliF-kk2in]

Ah fuck, I have feathers. I guess I'm not a human 🤷‍♀️

[@maeam]

(Looks at myself, with my two legs, not having feathers) Behold, A man!

[@imbion6965]

(Unveils the basket, a shaved chicken lies underneath) *BEHOLD, A MAN!*

[@eliasg8246]

Kangaroos: Darn it.

[@automobilership9888]

Plato: FeAtHeRlEsS BiPeD Diogenes: ....wack

[@pickeruppers]

That “ not a real mother” one pissed me off. My mom had me with a C Section and didn’t make it through. I want to see the woman who said that give birth to a dead baby and tell me if being a “fake” mother seems any better now.

[@Nebularicnoodles]

Yeah I HAD to be C-sectioned otherwise my mom would die. It’s gross that someone would be comfortable posting that

[@redskeletonart238]

My nephew had to be C-sectioned because my sister stopped dilating at like 7cm, and my sister was really distraught over the fact that it was the only way as she was worried for her and her son’s safety. Those women that think vaginal birth is the only valid kind of birth know absolutely nothing about the science of carrying and birthing a child. Sometimes shit goes awry, and it’s not like anyone can help it when that happens. It just happens, and quite often, unfortunately.

[@sunflowerscout]

my brother wouldn't of survived and my mom had the risk of getting severe hurt if neither of us were c sectioned. also my aunt was (is?) one of those "really mommy" people and she c sectioned both of her kids as well.

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@Nebularicnoodles same my mom nearly died because of preclamsia

[@thetea4093]

Honestly! They also don’t get that C sections are apparently (I wouldn’t know personally) much more painful than a vaginal birth

[@jkattack2640]

As someone who's skiied yearly for the last decade, I can confirm that putting on normal shoes after taking off skii boots is better than sex.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

God isn't it though? I would add having a wee when you're busting. Aah, the relief...

[@james_big_balla3002]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey how tf do you nut while pissing

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@james_big_balla3002 You need to separate your pleasures, friend. They're better like that.

[@friezathenonceslayer8200]

@@james_big_balla3002 you have to achieve ultimate inner peace with your mind body and nature only then will you be ready

[@james_big_balla3002]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey didn’t answer my question

[@GRAHFXENO]

Coworker with 7 kids, in a condescending voice, during a BBQ at my house: "Must be nice being single, with NO kids and buying whatever you want, whenever you want" Me: "correct"

[@stoicwolf7376]

It’s like they hate their kids or something. You freaking signed up for it when you started pumping out babies. They cost time, money, and energy, and it’s up to the person to decide if they want to devote that much to bring new humans into the world.

[@petrichor446]

@@stoicwolf7376 Sadly they usually do hate their kids. They end becoming narcissistic and start to rebrand their hate to being just fine due to them the fact that they had kids means that they can do whatever they want to them, since they "have" to deal with them and the kids should be greatful for anything they do.

[@soweli_Lukonsi]

It's like those people who ask for money and when you turn them down say "You're single and don't have children, you have no reason to be broke".

[@07kamichamakarin]

Jealousy alert on that co-worker

[@cas6174]

yeah and then they talk about their kids to their friends about how awful they are and how they wish that they didn’t have them

[@ElanoreHour]

Ooh man, that pregnancy test lady is in for a life shattering shock when she finds out not everyone whose taking the test is hoping to be a mother.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

It's more like everyone who is taking the test at least had sex and thinks something with his contraception might have gone wrong or didn't use contraception at all. People who take the test and don't want to be a mother, really should reevaluate their contraception method and their way of approaching *not* to get pregnant.

[@someonerandom1119]

@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 some people have no choice: I.e. people who have gotten raped. A woman has no choice about contraception if she is given no choice :)

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

@@someonerandom1119 I was talking about the general women, where no crime is involved, that live in modern societies where contraception is a common thing.

[@CrazyDutchguys]

@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 Gonna burst your bubble here and tell you that contraceptions sometimes fail. Condoms rip, you cant be on birth control continuously. Be safe and test it once in a while just to be safe.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

@@CrazyDutchguys I'm on birth control for over 16 years now continuously, I never had a "fail" or any sideeffect from it. The people I know that had birth control fails all didn't use the contraception pills right, like using it with antibiotics and still thinking it will work, like having sex after vomiting out the birth control pills and expecting it to work, like having diarrhea and still expecting the pill to work. If you read the instructions, you will understand what you need to do in those cases. When you take contraceptive pills, you can always double prep with a condom (which you should always do if you don't know the partner well enough). There is no way that both these methods, which are extremely safe on their own, will fail simultaneously. And yes, condoms can rip. Especially if you handle them wrong, poke through them with long fingernails, rip open the wrapper with your teeth, let it touch a zipper of the jeans, etc. If a condom rips and you aren't on any other birth control, the doctor can still give you a pill that works as a delayed birthcontrol. You just have to go to the doctor asap as there is limited time to step in action. If you just sit at home, look at the ripped condom, think "Well that sucks" and cry about it, that won't prevent a pregnancy. Now I know that not all people do have access to birth control or medical care. I am talking about the general Western population that is technically able to buy condoms, birth control pills and visit doctors.

[@Lillpixeychic]

My daughter died... and let me tell you greif is greif. Some people grieve the same over loosing a dog as I did over my baby. There is no shame in this and we should provide them love and compassion! Let’s show humanity to those who suffer and end their pain because they don’t deserve to suffer more.

[@pinkcashmeres]

Ariel Harmony I’m so sorry for your loss.

[@NylaTheWolf]

Sorry for your loss..

[@romantic_hippie]

❤

[@Hypie582]

rest in peace.

[@kat_rebrand]

Rest in peace

[@5ry7646hk]

(At a job interview) Interviewer: do you have a criminal record? Teen: yes one misdemeanor Interviewer: may I ask what for? Teen: ...trick or treating

[@randomduck8679]

Lila Bisson Interviewer: Get out of my office

[@theunicorn1167]

Random Duck Interviewer thinking: D I S G U S T A N G

[@lonerlink1993]

Criminal records wouldn't show a misdemeanor..

[@hrianboyer928]

Loner Link what about jail time

[@lonerlink1993]

@@hrianboyer928 hmm idk, i usually just had to tell them about my felonies.

[@hewhomainsness9189]

TO BE A _REAL MAN_ MEANS TO BE AS *MISERABLE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.*

[@ObligatoryBook]

Which then means you can be a total ass to everyone else. That way they’ll become *Real Men* too.

[@KicsiFloo]

My country's culture in a nutshell. 🤦

[@zappook7735]

I'm the manliest of all of you with that logic

[@nkirukaj2384]

Being happy is “gay”

[@YogoBites]

I QUESS I THE REALIST FUCKING MAN IN THE DAMN WORLD!

[@crust4745]

“I’m not vegan, I’m... depressed “ I’ve never heard something more relatable

[@emisthem6562]

You and me both brother :/ Good luck fighting it with your sharp whit (and hopefully a large stick too!)

[@lunarequine7734]

I’m both vegan and depressed.

[@Guru_1092]

@@lunarequine7734 Oh look! A vegan who wants to let other people know that they're vegan! What are the odds?!

[@crust4745]

Average Person Who used to be a random person. I didn’t even see your comment. I didn’t know you could gatekeep being depressed.

[@crust4745]

Average Person Who used to be a random person. Lol. Hey great minds think alike :)

[@kabobawsome]

Quick note on that cigarettes one: It's actually really important to celebrate those small steps when it comes to addiction. There's a reason that AA has a badge for 24 hours and anyone experienced with AA (whether helping out or going through the program) call it the most important one.

[@jinsmusicconcepts9479]

My first response to "audiobooks aren't real books" "So you're saying that, unless they read Braile, visually impaired people can't be readers?" Welp. Lots of assholes in r/gatekeeping, but. Wow. That stood out to me.

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

Exactly what I told myself as someone with low vision I was like shit I’ve never "read" a book in my whole life now

[@butterflyutonium1661]

My older sister is dyslexic, audiobooks are great for people who have difficulty reading for any reason. Or for people who just like to listen to things.

[@jinsmusicconcepts9479]

@@butterflyutonium1661 That's fair enough! Anyone who listens to audiobooks is, in the respect that they take in the material, a reader, even if they don't want to or have trouble physically reading.

[@allydef]

My grandma read her entire life until she was blind. So she listened to books via audio. Guess she wasn’t a real reader after all (/s)

[@homohits1]

My girlfriend is an author but apparently she hasn't read a book in her entire life

[@legokangaroo5010]

Uh gatekeeping is so stupid. If you haven't been gatekeeping since before the 2000s you don't even know how to gatekeep lol

[@GriethDay]

LEGO KANGAROO Lol!

[@archer5307]

You mean before the 1990s

[@blakey9869]

You mean before the 1800's

[@mkmasterthreesixfive]

Only real Squag know how fence door holding. Squag know better. Grog no know how real fence door hold.

[@SergeantMild]

EXCUSE ME? You OBVIOUSLY don't know ANYTHING about gatekeeping. REAL gatekeeping involves keeping the ENEMY INFANTRY out of the GATES. If you haven'y been gatekeeping since AT LEAST the Siege of Abel-beth-maachah then you're not a REAL gatekeeper.

[@ZacMio]

The worst kind of gatekeeping is gatekeeping human emotions

[@zephyrite_5049]

My Dick is unbelievably small, but your username is fucking golden

[@Filipokerface]

@@zephyrite_5049 whoopsies.

[@josephstalin7458]

You don't know gatekeeping until your emotions have been gatekept.

[@BulkBogan]

Yeah thats ttue

[@pixelprobably7672]

ha ha ha!

[@Tuskor130]

4:53 I think the best part about this is how upset he made the voice, like the manual driver is on the verge of tears

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

I thought it sounded more like a car to show how he and the machine are one

[@boopboopbopbop3725]

In regards to the Facebook post about c-sections: My sister developed in the womb with her umbilical chord wrapped around her neck. If my mother gave birth naturally she would have asphyxiated and died. She was born through c-section. I had to be born through c-section as well because of the risk of re-opening the previous c-section wound during natural birth. Don’t tell me that my mother making a conscious decision to let her child live makes her fail as a mother.

[@Matt_10203]

Agreed, that whole post made no fucking sense.

[@TheCalmPsycho]

I actually came out of the womb with the cord around my neck and almost died, apparently the actual doctor was a complete ass hat, said he didn't have time for my mother and let the new nurse handle it all while he went to deal with another patient. Probably why I am such an idiot, though, lost half my brain in that incident.

[@ylimestevens]

My mum had 23 hours of labour and I was either the wrong way round or trapped in some way so I was born through c section. If getting the child out safely and healthily is failing as a mother then idk... :/

[@SarahBevElizabeth]

Almost half of all babies have the cord wrapped around them... it *can* be dangerous but it isn’t always. Honestly c-sections have their dangers too so it’s just the mothers choice I guess?

[@gr8heem]

@@TheCalmPsycho Woah me too, (besides the losing brain part). I came out the womb with a blue face because I was being strangled and the doctor apparently offered for my dad to cut the umbilical cord. I'm legit apparently just blue and suffocating. Ass hat doctors smh.

[@kurlykayla9013]

4:18 To the childbirth gatekeeper, my mom had c-sections for both me and my sister. Both times we were late, and both times, we were too large to be birthed vaginally, otherwise, we would have killed our mom. Both times, she was in labor for twice the average time of mothers who give birth vaginally. Both times, she opted to remain awake as they sliced her abdomen open so she could see her kids' first moments in the world. And both times she remained in the hospital for 3 weeks after due to longer recovery time, risk of infection, and extensive pain. So don't talk about c-section moms being unable to "push through it all". By all accounts, she went through more shit than you did. Twice. At the end of the day, child birth, whether caesarian or otherwise, is fucking brutal and badass, and all moms should be celebrated for it.

[@cowhouse1850]

Kurly Kayla are you gatekeeping gatekeeping while gatekeeping

[@RnKProductionsCo]

Gatekeeper of gatekeeping

[@kurlykayla9013]

@@cowhouse1850 Maybe so. Wasn't my intention though lol

[@GlenTropile]

Well, a lot of these people probably smoked and drank while pregnant so they are used to regular sized children, let alone larger ones.

[@GlenTropile]

@@kurlykayla9013 I'm a dose of your own medicine, fight fire with double fire kind of dude, so I like your style.

[@polish_filipino]

Born in 1999: Yeah man, _I remember the birth of the universe_

[@terraxgaming4117]

31/12/1999 @ 11:59 pm to be exact

[@Gogettemblue]

2000 kids: i don't

[@Que_Drum]

Terrax Gaming 11:59:59

[@projectboy5409]

I remember the memory before my first memory. Darkness

[@Ari_C]

Also born in 1999: _I remember when there was just random atoms/parts of atoms flying through the emptiness waiting to collide_

[@blueskylark9965]

2:57 this is honestly pretty ableist towards dyslexic and people with other reading and vision problems. Like audio books are a godsend,

[@digilici951]

also people with attention problems. i have adhd and audiobooks are so much easier to focus on than physical paper books

[@marigoldbells9581]

And blind people lmao

[@wannablovedgottabloved]

imagine actually telling women to die instead of getting a c-section.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

"Well ma'am, you have a choice to make. On one hand, the baby is not in the right position to come out naturally, and furthermore, the umbilical cord is wrapped around the neck, so we should do a c-section. On the other hand, you won't be a real mother if you want your child to survive the birth"

[@wannablovedgottabloved]

quality addition

[@thehorrorsilk]

My uterus burst open during labor with my baby and they had to do a c section to save both of us. But yeah, I hear this shit a lot honestly. Why can't people mind their own business? 😂

[@wannablovedgottabloved]

@@thehorrorsilk oh no! i'm glad you're both okay!

[@yeetasaurusrex1422]

@@gibuscubed who? Is he a relative or a friend or a friend of a someone you know. Tell us

[@ascendedcat260]

Me: What are you in for? Prisoner: I killed a man, you? Me: ...I went trick or treating after 12 Prisoner: *scoots away*

[@Haishi-is-a-mess]

a s c e n d e d c a t underrated comment

[@bigmounchi]

Underrated as all hell.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

The criminal be like "you *monster* "

[@Owbe1]

a s c e n d e d c a t Cops: THIS MAN IS INSANE ,TO THE SOLITARY CONFINEMENT YOU BEAST

[@MrScateboy]

a s c e n d e d c a t dude would yeet you right in the head with a sock lock 🔒

[@iceypino1086]

As a C-section baby I am pissed at that comment as my mother could’ve died if there weren’t c-sections

[@pinkcashmeres]

Same here, people are so fucking insensitive.

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

Same with my brother

[@_ralph9524]

Weird flex but ok

[@amandasutton3717]

Same. My older brother and I were both C-sections because our Mom is a tiny woman and Dad is a big dude with a higher birth weight. We were too big for our Mom! It would have been unsafe to push us out!

[@ieatspaghettiwhenimsad.2159]

Me too. C-Section baby here

[@DevTook]

Two years later and I still don't understand how being vegan has ANYTHING to do with feminism. Also, Sorrow TV, you have beautiful eyes. Hope you're doing well bro!

[@lacner]

That’s one thing people like to do. Comparing things that aren’t in the slightest related to each other.

[@tychopanda]

​@@LostSkyrimNoob Beef pizzle

[@disasterbi8610]

@@lacner Ok let me do this slow.... Milk is for baby cows. To take the milk for yourself, you have to artificially inseminate the cow, then take her baby away. And repeat. Female animal reproduction abuse IS a real issue. Unsurprisingly, it's only female humans who seem to give a shït.

[@naluzoniro]

The idea, I think, is that in patriarchy men exploit women (for sex and domestic labor) and animals (for meat, leather, etc), and I guess you could draw interesting parallels between those, but a few vegan-feminist extremists have decided these two are 100% the same.

[@GameBearCartridge]

i can't even hear the word misdemeanor without thinking "mister meaner"

[@derkreuzritter6789]

Same

[@forgottenplanet1429]

Mister Meaner A Salt

[@Zoe.m.]

Raedbyr as much as I find it funny fuck you because now that's the only way I'll hear it from now on lol.

[@ssimon64]

Holy shit that's hilarious

[@ros9764]

If you don't hear "mister meaner" when they say the word "misdemeanor" you're not a real person. P.S. That was a "r/gatekeeping" joke if you didn't get that

[@moonstandardtime]

"This guy has my body, and I'm not vegan. I'm.... Depressed" That's a b i g m o o d

[@panpan3303]

The two genders.

[@cheeselord3655]

@@panpan3303 Wait... I thought they were races

[@Diabelek666]

What am I if I'm both, vegan and depressed? 🤔🤔

[@savions4005]

I absolutely hate it when people gatekeep depression. Just because you have things and might be in a better living situation than another person doesn’t devalue you’re sadness and suffering. That’s not how depression works

[@hareema4442]

Yeah but I'm extremely self absorbed and I can't grasp the concept of people having a different mindset and worldview than me so how can I make myself feel superior to other people without devaluing their experiences?

[@2DReanimation]

Yes, and in the case of a sportsman, his parents / social pressures might have pushed him into something that he was good at, but wasn't his real calling. Feeling good about what you do in life is essential to not be depressed.

[@viljamivonguggenheim2157]

"That's not how depression works" Exactly, that's how mafia works

[@supermario12295]

Did you just gatekeep gatekeeping

[@ploetkopf]

@@supermario12295 god damnit

[@StarstormAnimations]

"Only guitar players understand the pain of dropping your picks." Ah yes, nobody but a guitarist could understand the pain of *dropping things on the floor.*

[@pokefan7446]

The pain of dropping a very thin object on the floor. Totally *can’t* relate as someone who used to collect trading cards.

[@TheBigD.O]

4:18 my mother had a c-section because my umbilical cord kept wrapping around my neck, if she were to keep pushing, I would be dead. Is that a nice image? You're welcome.

[@sleepy.dreamer]

that’s awful😔 i’m so happy you’re alive!💕☀️

[@jillyrs]

Ah! A fellow C-section baby! Personally I was facing up and outwards. Happy that you're alive!

[@offwhitesage3903]

@@jillyrs wait what, so like this -> or ^ this |

[@jillyrs]

@@offwhitesage3903 Both I believe, that's what my mom told me at least.

[@offwhitesage3903]

@@jillyrs crazy my mom said she did it standing up so my moms pretty hardcore

[@J-D03]

Only 90's kids have the hability to recall past events of their life.

[@solarblitz4524]

Hability

[@smolbirb1035]

*h a b i l i t y*

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

I remember things when the tree start talking to me

[@squircle976]

Habibi

[@J-D03]

@@solarblitz4524 *oof* ability is written with an h in my native language. I always forget it's not like that in english. *happens to me every single time*

[@heckintrashgobbler1386]

_Are you gatekeeping being saaaad?_

[@zomgmadii]

"i'm not vegan. i'm depressed." THAT'S A MOOD

[@spugintrntl]

This calls for cookies and almond milk.

[@WhoIsJaiK]

And he actually wasn’t joking.😭I’m binge watching his videos because he doesn’t upload anymore (he said he would) I thinking it’s a joke everytime he mentioned something like that in a video. But he posted in a community tab the reason why he has this long pause was because of this depression.

[@SolaireHighwind]

"Listen, if you're not ready to get a little pee on your hand, you're not ready for motherhood." Does this person think every person who takes a pregnancy test wants to be a mother and is ready for motherhood? lmao

[@daypsiequartz]

Lola Highwind not to mention the fact that most people prefer to not be covered in urine when they have the option not to be lmao

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

Not to mention ready doesn't always equal want. You might *want* to be a mother, but no one wants to get pee on their hands. Not sure what made them think those two are interchangeable.

[@bronaghmachaulaige6865]

I mean she's half right... If pregnancy tests were just for people who WANTED a kid 😂 I'm almost CERTAIN the majority is panicked women going "no no no no my period better just be late" though

[@Hermioneisawsome123]

Honestly, the phrase "I'm not vegan, I'm depressed" is just a whole ass mood.

[@RandomStuff-qs1rt]

Please slap me

[@Bobbbybags]

I don’t get it.

[@djoctolingdcs5065]

Imagine being refused work somewhere beacause you have trick or treating on your criminal record

[@mikeholcomb9013]

DJOctoling DCS if someone calls the police for trick or treating older than 12 I hope the person who called them gets in trouble because it’s such a stupid thing to call the police about.

[@roadtriiip]

imagine the audiobook woman talking to someone with dyslexia. it'd be like a car crash

[@grahamausdal1812]

"I'm not vegan. I'm... depressed" There it is

[@cvspvr]

*WHOOP! THERE IT IS!* *WHOOP! THERE IT IS!*

[@snaw3237]

Where is the difference?

[@clown6799]

Only humans can relate -breathing 😂💁‍♀️💨 -drinking water 💦 💀 -eating food 😱👌😂

[@JL-ot1kg]

"Breathing" cant relate lol

[@SpookyScarletShadow]

Ah crap. I don’t eat, I photosynthesize!

[@foreveralone2152]

Ah man, I don’t really eat. I filter feed!

[@mr.janedoe9967]

I'm an isopod and I can relate

[@garf79]

Um excuuuuuuse me!!!! That's mammalphobic! It should be only mammals relate not humans!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤 You disgust me 🤬

[@graceddiegallagher]

You have beautiful eyes Sorrow TV.

[@losingjolla]

Connor Hamilton I agree

[@Syrange13]

I love the pregnancy test one because not being ready to be a mother is 1 of the 2 reasons people get pregnancy tests in the first place

[@khulouddierie5596]

If your dad hasn’t been gone for six years to the grocery store to get you milk for your cereal Is he really your dad?

[@ketangle]

Smeer no

[@vbgvbg1133]

If an average human male takes 30 minutes to go grocery shopping, why did my dad take 11 years?

[@thehonestorange713]

No he's just not black that's a joke btw

[@degeneratesquid5873]

@@huntintox2757 that's nothing mines doesnt EvEn eXSiSt! Im still in the womb btw

[@fragreaper529]

I may have done something wrong, hrs been gone for 10 years

[@HTPCYMC]

Only 90s kids will remember this video.

[@ineedabreak6063]

How to properly clean your metal computer Fuck? What was this again?

[@mena860]

On the bright side I'll have an infinite amount of entertainment

[@gene4438]

What video?

[@billygranzow1331]

Only 90s kids are allowed to watch this video

[@creathechiboi]

Mhm

[@purplegarlic1710]

“Hey what are you in for?” “I murdered countless families and burned buildings.” “And how about you kid?” “I went trick or treating past 8:00” “You monster” edit: who that’s a lotta likes thanks :)

[@toothpickprovider2614]

*at trial* What? 13 AND past 8:00? PUT HIM IN THE SLAMMER. No questions asked.

[@Shwifte]

@@toothpickprovider2614 That's at least 20 years, no bargaining.

[@Karlyle7]

" I'm one with the machine" took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingdavid7516]

*Doctor:* Ma'am, I'm sorry, I have some good news and some bad news. Your umbilical cord is wrapped around your baby's neck, but the good news is we can do an emergency C section and everything will be all right. *Mother:* Over my dead baby's life, you will, I don't want Aunt Mildred calling me out on Facebook!

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

OH SHIT! NOT AUNT MILDRED!

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

n e v e r a u n t m i l d r e d

[@lobsterthemobster2032]

Oh my god that's my aunts name jesus

[@Kalinýchtapunpun]

"im not vegan im...depressed" sorrow,sweety,is everything okay at home? do you wanna talk about it?

[@coin2039]

He's on medication already

[@edgelordsickobomba7523]

+#

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

He has almond milk and cookies, don't worry.

[@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797]

His wife took the kids

[@yuimimia]

"im not vegan im...depressed" is such a mood

[@kodiibearv]

“no one ever says brown eyes are beautiful” *the entire internet: hold my beer*

[@maxinefinnfoxen]

Red eyes are the best

[@maskmarvin803]

well I have blue eyes

[@maskmarvin803]

@@maxinefinnfoxen Yeah there probably the rarest

[@KittyCat_Gacha]

@@maskmarvin803 red and purple eyes are the rarest colors if i recall correctly from a time i was *really* interested in eyecolors

[@maskmarvin803]

@@KittyCat_Gacha Woah! I didn't know PURPLE eyes existed!

[@willdedoo6529]

My favourite parts of SorrowTV is that 4 seconds it takes after an actual ad starts where you go "oh wait he's not doing a bit this is an ad"

[@RadioSilver27]

Are you gate keeping BEING SAD?! I'm keeping this phrase for the rest of my life.

[@poyorok]

Speeeeeeedwaaagoooooooooon

[@simonium8123]

Too bad you've been dead for over 50 years speedwagon

[@TheGhostlyAxe]

Don't call yourself a “dancer” unless you've flossed in front of 1,000 new yorkers

[@neth7826]

Youre not a real dancer unless you havent seen enough movement

[@Albus_Rex]

_Flosses in your path_

[@ammwalks13]

is this *bemorechill*

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

PSA: Flossing is very bad for your knees, please do not do it. Signed, Someone with really shitty knees who knows how much it sucks to have shitty knees and doesn't want anyone else to give themselves shitty knee issues

[@cjck1344]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[@87bebadbrad]

*This dude has my body and I'm not vegan. I'm... I'm DEPRESSED.* I felt that in my soul.

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

r/2meirl4meirl

[@jiesus2596]

Totes..

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

r/imapparentlynotallowedtotalkaboutredditoutsideofredditnowlmao

[@87bebadbrad]

eduardo Soares r/25CharacterLimit

[@saladfingersasmrparty9768]

Did he really look that bad? I mean he was skinny but Idk

[@TheTheowl360]

Hi there Sorrow TV! Oftentimes, when I feel sad or can't get out of bed, I watch your videos. You always get a laugh outta me and cheer me right up. Wherever you are, thank you for helping me feel better. I hope you are alright man.

[@blurplewurple5885]

[in prison] What are you in for? Murder, what about you? I went trick or treating

[@notavailable3865]

*murderer backs away slowly*

[@orindreams9211]

Murderer: *GASP* DISGUSTANG!!!!! *backs away*

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

At the age of 15

[@sangrieminat93]

**slides away**

[@declanedmison5442]

Degenerates...

[@Roxanneredpanda]

Back in my beard 90s vegan kids remember depressed real men become a nostalgic mother gamer liberal

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

omg so relatable especially when you have a lot actually done for a few years but it is not playing well for me but it was just the first thing that I was thinking about when I first saw it on TV but it wasn't really a bad idea to be honest with the audience

[@acedv6134]

RELATABLE HAHA STUPID KIDS NOW A DAYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND GET IT KNOW REMEMBER

[@GippyHappy]

I feel like I had a stroke reading this

[@SaintSC05]

What the fuck did I just read?

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

I almost had a stroke reading that

[@carlycain2845]

Audio books help people with learning disabilities and developmental disabilities keep up in school.

[@PatManDX]

Also blind/vision impared people.

[@qoyote]

Also, what do they mean by "those points"? What points?

[@munkyzzb7504]

Yeah and it has the same words. It's not like the audio book of "War and Peace" isn't a children's sing along.

[@SolaireHighwind]

@@qoyote brownie points or "cool smart dude" points, probably, i.e. pointless social status. & yeah, it's interesting how a lot of these gatekeepers seem to be ignoring or invalidating people with disabilities/medical conditions (moms only do C-Sections because they're not good enough, no one's allowed to have depression or the flu, etc)

[@qoyote]

@@SolaireHighwind It's not even real social status. Everyone thinks people care what books they've read, but almost no one actually cares what books other people read. Honestly, the disability thing just feels like "no one's allowed to be more of a victim than me", and it's so dumb.

[@padfootblack5503]

I’ve been skiing way more than two times and I can assure you the feeling of putting on normal shoes afterwards is still better than sex.

[@daypsiequartz]

My little brother was a c-section because of health complications. My mom isn’t a “real mom” because SHE LITERALLY GOT SLICED OPEN TO SAVE HER SON. Right.

[@Bellatocci]

So was my little brother

[@tristanyokom1542]

So was I. It's not actually as uncommon as people think

[@kayleeglasser2007]

My kid was gonna come out ass first and suffocate if I didn’t get sliced open. Guess I’m not a real mom

[@superscatboy]

If you didn't die during childbirth, you're not a real mother.

[@chippydippy1530]

@@kayleeglasser2007 Same situation for my mom with me actually. I refused to turn.

[@sadgemoggy]

2:16 What the hell does feminism have to do with being vegan??

[@christianroberts5503]

ØnyxLoaf ._ abortion rights for cows

[@SOMNIUM.]

@@christianroberts5503 What in the soggy pancake?!

[@isaacthered]

aNIMAls CAn be FEMALe

[@inkypunk]

Feminist vegans or vegan feminists, whatever the term is, argue that female animals are more heavily exploited since the dairy and egg industry relates directly to their reproductive capabilities. Hens are kept in cramped cages for their eggs and will be killed if they don't produce them. Cows are artificially inseminated in so called "rape racks" and then have their calves removed so that humans can take the milk instead. It's not wrong per se, but it ignores the fact that male chicks get unceremoniously thrown into industrial meat grinders and male calves also experience terrible conditions in factory farms if they're not culled first. Not a vegan btw, just against massive factory farms.

[@sadgemoggy]

@Ms Inkypunk Ah that makes sense

[@bradlemmond]

7:35 Some veterans will have their PTSD triggered by fireworks, too.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

honestly we should ban fireworks they just suck

[@Just1nY.]

AgentShadow because he was in fucking Vietnam almost all of them have some type of issues. Even soldiers now, main ones shooting up their own squads because they saw their squad die, makes zero sense but okay go on and beat your wife i guess

[@MinatheRaichu]

@@Just1nY. i don't think they meant it in the negative. The way it sounds to me is that the adoptive parent's PTSD is so bad that yelling on its own is enough to trigger it.

[@tahraki4918]

@@Just1nY. Dude, really?

[@Just1nY.]

Tahraki491 Yes, really. Lmao

[@ianferguson9506]

Blue eyes: your eyes shine like the ocean Brown eyes: your eyes shine like the Amazon River Green eyes: your eyes shine like a algae infested river

[@notyourdaughter666]

Lmfao the one about being a “real” mother and having to push the baby out yourself makes me laugh ao damn hard because I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and I almost killed both me and my mother so she had to have an emergency c section so we wouldn’t both die :) so okay I guess my mom isn’t a real mother for literally persevering through knowing that we both could die. Thanks, gatekeepers! Guess I’m not a real child for not being born the natural way then too?

[@flental6708]

apparently we don't exist????

[@notyourdaughter666]

MsMars I mean apparently not?? I mean okay I guess 🤷‍♀️(also holy shit you’re named mars too that’s wow)

[@ki-zf6uy]

Marz Barz Mizzery I’m a “C-Section” Baby too, Marz.

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

Marz Barz Mizzery same

[@katiebayliss9887]

Marz Barz Mizzery besides there's a big difference between actually being a mother and just giving birth. Some birthers are mothers, but not all mothers are birthers. (Ew that sounds like gatekeeping)

[@Haishi-is-a-mess]

Ah, the 90s, back when I wasn’t alive. Nostalgia.

[@tacocat5451]

Lmao

[@disanders817]

Truly a far happier time for myself and all who would come to know me

[@abvvi3319]

Oh yeah I remember that.

[@tacocat5451]

Armyyy

[@deeznuts9749]

Lmaooo same😂😂😂

[@notagoat281]

4:35 ...How stupid do you have to be to not realize that, sometimes, the baby just physically will not fit out the normal exit?

[@atomicwinter31]

Like the fat dude that always gets stuck in a mcdonalds' doorway.

[@Raines_Railway]

@@atomicwinter31 OOF

[@altijdmarley3383]

Yes or maybe the baby’s heart rate dropped dangerously and they had to get it out quickly before it died

[@franl155]

Every smug bitcherina who thinks that their ability to pop out babies like shelling peas somehow makes them superior. What next? "Anyone who has surgical intervention to save their life can't call themselves a REAL person"

[@ricardomilos5774]

Reddit

[@HelplessFangirl]

I know this video is old but I can't stop thinking about how that Halloween post just seems like it was made by the KnD to keep out teenagers

[@raiisleep]

KnD?

[@kennethlacey2678]

@@raiisleep Codename Kids Next Door

[@raiisleep]

@@kennethlacey2678 ty

[@gretchenogden8157]

The town that basically banned Halloween makes me wanna crawl into my body

[@mar2d258]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!

[@teacup4561]

Gretchen Ogden this comment has cryptid energy

[@Ryukuro]

I want to crawl back into my body

[@lloyddragon2036]

ikr same i'm an adult and i trick or treat bc when i was a kid my parents banned me from halloween for _ma whole childhood_ bc their strict religious asses thought it was evil HALLOWEEN IS MY FAV HOLIDAY I AIN'T BEIN DEPRIVED OF THIS SHIT ANYMORE LMAO WHAT ABOUT OTHER ADULTS WHO WERE DEPRIVED??? so insensitive 😭😭😭 smh. if i was in that town i would have gone anyway and told everyone i was 12 😂😂😂😂 see if they actually give enough of a shit to tell the police. i'm 18 and i look so much younger i might even pass as a 12 year old. i mean once two years ago i volunteered for a job at the library and the lady literally said "you have to be at least in sixth grade" like excuse me wtf I WAS IN 9TH GRADE AND SHE MISTOOK ME FOR A FIFTH GRADER. point is, i look like a 12 year old so i'd just say i'm 12 lmao

[@lloyddragon2036]

@@Ryukuro i want to crawl out of my body bc i have gender dysphoria HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry.

[@comiccat4650]

'Cuz you aren't a mother when you are a mother

[@FeedMeSalt]

I mean, I know plenty of woman with children who are not mothers. I get what you mean though.

[@sba6492]

"Hey you have no rights to be depressed.." I never thought I'd hear that. Gatekeeping... depression? Well then..

[@JamiJR]

I've heard it a lot, usually followed by "I have more right to be depressed than you." Also been told I'm an "attention whore" when trying to reach out for help.

[@aformofmatter8913]

Telling people they don't have the right to be depressed probably constitutes around 80% of all uses of the word "depression" in the English language.

[@enimo9241]

depression gatekeepers have no idea what they're talking about

[@thepotatoekingstudio]

@@enimo9241 they really don't

[@zerir.3726]

fuck, at least they recognise depression as a thing that can happen, although extremely rarely (in their eyes) Can’t tell you how many EpicSwag Gamer 13 year olds think it’s cool and hip to say depression isn’t real

[@mishalesauer5074]

I feel like that 'curved pregnancy test' is less about getting pee on your hand and more about making it easier to use for people with reduced mobility Also, what's wrong with not wanting pee on your hands?? Ma'am just exposed her fetish

[@hakim6158]

I punched a cousin in the face very hard to hand me his dad's phone so I can play Bounce. Yes Sorrow TV I remember Bounce.

[@zinnias114]

I nicked my mums phone to play this back in the day

[@habiblee2603]

Psshht I killed my little brother and slaughtered my dad to play bounce. You're not a real bounce player if you didn't murder your whole family for it.

[@zinnias114]

Habib Lee yeah well I called my older brother gay you’re not as tough rebel guy as me

[@Munkenba]

I had bounce on my sony ericson and I'd play it under the desk in class every damn day. I haven't opened that box of memories since, I was not expecting that flood today. Only 2002 to 2007 kids will understand

[@kimcasale9778]

r/iamverybadass

[@potatopotato3855]

Hey sorrow You have beautiful eyes You're welcome

[@marygray2341]

Wholesome

[@monodragon]

im a waffle potato hello potato potato

[@roul4842]

4:21 WTH?!? My brother and myself both came out via C-Section. This jerk is seriously telling moms to die instead??? Or have their children die???

[@pyroshayniac1090]

She didn't think.

[@firebadnofire9768]

a C-section is metal as fuck they literally take out your organs and put them right next to you

[@wolffang489]

@@firebadnofire9768 On top of you even.

[@emuguy-py2wq]

Citrus Lump Tasty..

[@francesatty7022]

my mum probably would've died if she didn't have a c section

[@lincolnickler9354]

I love how this guy can use his voice to make me hate a person I’ve never met with an intense passion.

[@kurt-um9dg]

"I'm not vegan, I'm depressed" *I've found my quote of the day ladies and gentlemen*

[@BeyondEcho95]

"How depressed are you if you managed to clean your room?" Yeah I clean my apartment every week because I'm OCD and depressed...

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

Honestly I kinda get this answer to the post. Cleaning up and doing regular chores in the house is the thing I struggle with a lot. In very bad phases, I can't do it at all and won't have clean dishes for like two or three months (I will buy plastic plates and cuttlery then to be able to eat). Depression has different variations. Maybe OP is mildly depressed and still able to do his chores. And the answerer has severe depression and spends his days in a darkened room laying in bed, only to leave it to go to the toilet or eat a snack, just to immediately lay down again, sleeping 20+ hours a day. Cleaning up your house then is really one if the *least* things you have "energy" for.

[@wookiemomos]

Apparently almond milk and cookies can help?

[@mad_hatt]

SmexyHinata13 a double!

[@alice11307]

wookiemomos i dont like almond milk

[@kylejameshastings6507]

This is going to give me criticism, but what’s with people constantly announcing their depression via internet. Shouldn’t it be personal, and kept for your friends and family? I don’t agree with the gatekeepers in the video, but it feels like something that shouldn’t be declared to the public.

[@mel87kel]

Comparing blue eyes to a shiny Pokemon is honestly the best compliment my eyes have ever received.

[@mad_hatt]

Annie same

[@SmittyWJManJensen]

Yea it's like saying: "I wanna throw my balls at your eyes so bad"

[@cancercentral9997]

Blue eyes are foul and disgusting unlike agressive salmon eyes

[@BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

Me, an only child: Damn, who's this woman who's been raising me my whole life then? The gardener?

[@kats5980]

My mom had a C-section, but she failed as a parent in a different way

[@Jonesnihil]

F

[@anxiousperson3325]

Kats damn

[@user-s0m30n3]

Damn chief I’m sorry lol

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

Oof

[@UltimateCowBoyCat]

F

[@bruhberrysoothie5495]

The C-section one made me want to flip a table

[@329link]

right?! my mom would've died if she gave birth normally! those people can go eat marmite covered in asparagus urine.

[@chippydippy1530]

I refused to turn whenever my mother was in labor, so they had no choice but to do a c section. I shudder to think about what would've happened had they not done that. God forbid a mother gets a medical procedure that could insure the safety of both herself and her child!

[@nocooldudes7614]

Hello brother

[@hoziersexual]

right???? i was premature so my mum had to have a c section otherwise we would have both died and besides, she had high blood pressure so that was also a contributing factor. some people on the internet are just dumb.

[@cecejamesable]

Same, the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck when my mom was birthing me and they had to cut me out with a C-section to save me. What's wrong with some people.

[@starlightsall]

8:39 Wait... but... the "you're not a real mother" gatekeeper is a dude! ... and his only retweeter is another dude LMAO I'm so done

[@probablyfinlay6101]

It's a joke I feel like this is more of a whoosh than anything

[@starlightsall]

Yeah it might be sarcasm. But due to Poe's Law we can never be 100% sure

[@NTC_]

avada kedavra

[@sambibambi5409]

oh u think ur a real mom? name five of ur children

[@lorech.8326]

“Only guitarists would understand when all your picks fall on the floor” Shitty bass players: Are you a joke to me?

[@ItsAlwaysOct]

Fingerpicking guitar players:

[@BimboAmyR]

Classical guitarists be like 🧐 *NO*

[@royalblanket]

I don't even understand this one, of course only guitarists know that because other people don't need guitar picks

[@ekki1993]

@@royalblanket Not only that, most people can relate to a bunch of small things you need falling to the floor.

[@whoopdee-doo6393]

Yeah, sex is cool. But y’all ever try toaster bath?

[@thearbinator2487]

Nah but my brother did and apparently it was so good he passed out & hasn't woken up in 4 years

[@altagos9265]

ever try 2012 minecraft?

[@araibirshad8294]

@@thearbinator2487 ooo that escalated quickly

[@donnyt599]

that's lame try microwave

[@benjamincalloway]

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI TOASTER IN THE BATHIOLI

[@daypsiequartz]

Sorrow, your eyes are beautiful

[@shanechannel7066]

Thanks. My dad hit me

[@theh5099]

2:25 "oh I'm an animal lover too" "Really ?" "Yes, especially how they taste"

[@sanstheskeleton8557]

@The_H509 XD

[@mtoffo2275]

I love how the 90s were loathed up until around 2010 and then they became the thing to emulate and celebrate

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I remember the same happening to the 80's and 70's. When you want to look back fondly, there's always retro!

[@zoophiliaphobic]

*_A R E Y O U G A T E K E E P I N G B E I N G S A D_*

[@skelebrowhovian6817]

*A R E Y O U G A T E K E E P I N G G A T E K E E P I N G ?*

[@dougg2012]

Help

[@janthran]

"Real mothers just push through it all!" yeah i miss the good ol' days when women lived up to the ripe old age of "died during childbirth" lol

[@agentmothman5343]

Ah yes, the good old days of having 15 children in the hopes of one surviving until adulthood. I, as a 90's kid, remember those times.

[@1chaoticgood]

Yes my doctor recommended a c-section but I was all "no, I'm a REAL mother - if the baby dies, it's his own damn fault for not turning upside down in time"

[@pyroshayniac1090]

LMAO

[@theunicorn1167]

coconut fox And if you die, it‘s because you aren‘t a real mother

[@1chaoticgood]

The Unicorn Bingo. They also test to see if you're a witch by seeing if you weigh the same as a duck. Very thorough, obstetricians these days.

[@theinternetgoose6247]

What is it with the guys who say that having a beard makes you a man. It's like they don't know who Vin Diesel or the Rock are.

[@tahraki4918]

Uh, Vin Diesel's a train and Dwayne Johnson's a boulder, get your facts straight.

[@moahdakka6887]

I wanna see em tell those dudes they ain't manly, and watch em get bounced like a basketball on concrete, lol

[@hidinginthecommentsss]

Laughes in female with PCOS, I am a manly man 😂

[@android19willpwn]

look they gotta stake all their personal pride on *something* and that's one of the easiest ones to identify at a glance.

[@ianmoseley9910]

I wear a beard because I was to lazy to shave every day

[@toripng8328]

“It’s not a true long distance relationship until it’s day time for one and night for the other.” Yeah my relationship that was like that didn’t work out. But I’m happy with my current one where she lives one hour away and in the same state. 😌

[@tehharu]

If my mother had "pushed through it" and not had the emergency c-section, I would be dead. My cord was around my neck and was strangling me with every contraction.

[@wakawakawakawaka8804]

Holy shit

[@darthsideous4478]

Dam that's a shame your still here

[@honey883]

Omg same!!!

[@robs6856]

So close...

[@tamzin7778]

Now _thats_ a real mother.

[@gongalicious]

the anti c-section argument always makes me laugh because some people have c-sections because if they didnt, the baby would DIE during childbirth. like me and my sis had to be delivered via c-section since my mom had a weird uterus and we literally could not come out. what should she have done, let us die? would she be a real mother then? lmao

[@pelosuelto70]

I have a deranged sister in law who delivered SIX kids without a C section, but she called me a "spoiled whiny bitch" for having a C Section for my only child. I laughed in her face about it.

[@pyronei]

My mom had to have one for me because the gap in her pelvis just wasn't big enough. And these crazies can't say she didn't try cause they literally stuck a suction cap on my head and tried to yank me out. If she hadn't had the c-section, we both would have died. But yah know. "Not a real mother."

[@AmethystMoon444]

HungryCat well it’s not like it matters, you’re not a real mother anyway because you only have 1 kid lmao

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

My brother’s umbilical cored was wrapped around his neck. He would have died if he didn’t have a c section

[@skulllatte3352]

It's the same thing here. I didn't want to leave the womb and was nearly a month late. If my Mother didn't have the c-section, I wouldn't be alive. Like, you'd prefer for a baby to die then get a c-section?

[@alienillusi0n]

The C section post pissed me off so much smh. If my mom had given birth naturally, chances are both she and I would've been severely injured or died

[@kwnnaaa333]

Same! It's really sad to see people believe this crap. I was born via C-section, I didn't have a problem like being to big etc. but my mom had multiple miscarriages before me and doctors thought that it would be better to get me out this way to prevent anything happen during birth... so no our mothers did not fail as mothers..they won because they did what was best for us.. I don't get this womans logic

[@RICHFRVR]

Fr that shit pissed me off so much

[@sweecose8631]

“Real mothers put their lives and their child’s life at risk for death before they even become mothers and before the baby comes out!”

[@polaroidandroidjeff6383]

Are you gatekeeping being pissed off?

[@gronklevlonkle1717]

Really nice for me to hear everyone's stories of being c-section babies. Cheers to the people who would have died if we were born 100 years ago!

[@thefluff209]

Me: listing to calming music on spotify Spotify: THANKS FOR LISTENING TO SPOTIFY, WE ARE GOING TO FALSELY ASUME YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT AN 8TRACK IS

[@spugintrntl]

Spotify in December: WE WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU LISTENED TO THIS YEAR Me: I already know what I listened to this year. I was there, dude.