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Sorrow TV

Sorrow TV

Күн бұрын

My IQ is OVER 9000
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@johnread-jones9846
@johnread-jones9846 5 жыл бұрын
I have an IQ of 167. Do I boast about it all the time? No. Because I cheated in the IQ test, the TRUE way to prevail!
@katherinegriffin
@katherinegriffin 5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@kaz2739
@kaz2739 5 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@bobharmon8834
@bobharmon8834 5 жыл бұрын
Eye queue ************ peasants
@jibbajabba
@jibbajabba 5 жыл бұрын
thats how i got an IQ score of 2 took me three tries to get it that high
@m0nkEz
@m0nkEz 5 жыл бұрын
If ya ain't cheatin ya ain't tryin
@nellfromhell7192
@nellfromhell7192 5 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Sophomaniac -one who has deluded themselves into believing they are a genius
@TheFunniBaconMan
@TheFunniBaconMan 4 жыл бұрын
I dOn'T nEeD tHe DeFiNiTiOn. i HaVe A 1,000 pOiNt Iq. i LiKe To ShOvE cAlCuLuS tExTbOoKs Up My AsS.
@cianmoran824
@cianmoran824 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFunniBaconMan HA. YOU HAVE 1,000 IQ?? PEASANT. I HAVE 5930583 IQ AND I LOVE TO FUCK GEOMETRY COPIES!!
@EternalShadow1667
@EternalShadow1667 4 жыл бұрын
TheGamingBaconator 😂😂😂 i love this
@pilotpuntastic6513
@pilotpuntastic6513 4 жыл бұрын
@@cianmoran824 HA you have an IQ of 5930585? You absolute pleb My IQ is at least the price of a taco bell quesarrito with extra guacamole and i love swallowing kindles full of audio books about dinosaurs and trains.
@torreywhiting5402
@torreywhiting5402 4 жыл бұрын
@@pilotpuntastic6513 r/vore_irl
@MrBonebus
@MrBonebus 6 жыл бұрын
There is a reason stephen hawkings said "the more you mention your iq the lower it gets."
@yvyrose195
@yvyrose195 5 жыл бұрын
Good quote.
@Buster_Blader322
@Buster_Blader322 5 жыл бұрын
Got u to 69 likes btw
@thesh657
@thesh657 5 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, he had also stated that people who bragged about their IQ were all losers, and gosh, was he spot-on!
@sorayaalcyone2726
@sorayaalcyone2726 5 жыл бұрын
@@bill_the_butcher woosh? No. I'm being rude, it isn't.
@misterwuss5456
@misterwuss5456 5 жыл бұрын
He also made a dick joke in a comedy show, so he is in fact a genius!
@RKNGL
@RKNGL 5 жыл бұрын
Most of these are even funnier when you realize the person is usually wrong about the thing they're trying to be a know it all about. Like the person who called the sun a ball of gas instead of plasma or the person who apparently wrongfully explained for 10 minutes that it's impossible to divide by zero.
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 5 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Archangel I dont see why it takes ten minutes to explain “because it breaks math”
@Wolf_Larsen
@Wolf_Larsen 5 жыл бұрын
In Germany, they say "Einbildung ist auch 'ne Bildung". It does describe these people to a T. Roughly translated, it means 'delusions are like an education (to some people)'. Something along those lines.
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t want to be on their team on trivia night!
@LeviathanSushi
@LeviathanSushi 5 жыл бұрын
I'm garbage at math, but to my knowledge, you can't divide by zero because zero is nothing and dividing by nothing doesn't make any sense.
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 5 жыл бұрын
Austin Trashman You can’t divide anything by 0. For example, If you divide 5 by 1 you still get x because you can fit 1 into 5 exactly 5 times. if you divide by 0 you’re saying how many times can 0 fit into 5 which doesn’t work since even adding infinite 0s would never go any more or less than 0.
@SorrowTV
@SorrowTV 6 жыл бұрын
I know "fast is a verb" might *sound* stupid, but I assure you, people fast all the time.
@lydiascullin6424
@lydiascullin6424 6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV people can't fast all the time they can slow all the time people are slow I have a higher iq than mount Everest
@haven4304
@haven4304 6 жыл бұрын
To those wondering, fast, or fasting, is a thing you do where you abstain from eating something, or just eating and drinking, usually for religious purpose. Muslim often does that in ramadhan month.
@IconInHimself
@IconInHimself 6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV finally someone who can comprehend the idea of English linguistics, society needs more organisms that think outside the box, such as you.
@krrr.4902
@krrr.4902 6 жыл бұрын
Dear Sorrow TV, I want you to let you know I think you're a very funny person, but sometimes I don't laugh with your videos. Have you ever seen a freshly opened live oyster when you squeeze a lime into the shell? That's what I feel like if I imagine for a second that the people in your videos are real. I'm just addicted to the cringe.
@jacorp7476
@jacorp7476 6 жыл бұрын
The act of fasting is where we get the term "breakfast" for the first meal of the day because it was the first time in the morning one could "break" their fasting after sunrise. WORSHIP MY INTELLIGENCE ALL OF YOU MEEKLINGS WHO CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTRICACY OF THE MACINATIONS OF MY MIND, WHICH ARE AN ENIGMA...
@chubbypapaya
@chubbypapaya 6 жыл бұрын
These people have nothing on me dude I have an IQ of -285 Idk what that little line at the front means but it's a big number
@TheSpicyFalafel
@TheSpicyFalafel 6 жыл бұрын
Jack Ford underrated comment
@mat-yw6mp
@mat-yw6mp 6 жыл бұрын
Spicy Falafel the video came out 9 months ago lol
@TheSpicyFalafel
@TheSpicyFalafel 6 жыл бұрын
Teteuzin Br yeah but the comment was only 4 days ago
@mat-yw6mp
@mat-yw6mp 6 жыл бұрын
Spicy Falafel true
@datboi7535
@datboi7535 6 жыл бұрын
You have the intelligence of a god, I bow down to you.
@SorrowTV
@SorrowTV 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry about the re-upload. Enjoy the same exact video, but with all the music played at 95%.
@Kryanide
@Kryanide 6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV what if I wanted my ears destroyed?
@Gio-kv9hk
@Gio-kv9hk 6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV that's spicy
@jamesanderson9616
@jamesanderson9616 6 жыл бұрын
Well
@Mr_Snow
@Mr_Snow 6 жыл бұрын
You were the chosen one
@benfinley3643
@benfinley3643 6 жыл бұрын
Very smart If you get my drift
@Kittygirl23739
@Kittygirl23739 3 жыл бұрын
I miss you Sorrow. I love the voices you do, The jokes you make, and your singing; I hope you're doing well!
@SandyGarnelle
@SandyGarnelle 2 жыл бұрын
did he pass away? like literally? or has he just left yt
@pandapig6663
@pandapig6663 2 жыл бұрын
@@SandyGarnelle man’s left yt due to personal issues and reasons, and pretty much retired. No other real news about it
@SandyGarnelle
@SandyGarnelle 2 жыл бұрын
@@pandapig6663 oh okay! Thx 💙💙
@YorkerYeti
@YorkerYeti 6 жыл бұрын
8:17 He's done it. He actually wrote a genuine Big Bang Theory joke. It's scary how on point the punchline was.
@notplayboicactus5700
@notplayboicactus5700 6 жыл бұрын
Heitzer why did he really sound like Sheldon tho lmao
@kevinhawkins940
@kevinhawkins940 6 жыл бұрын
Heitzer bamboozle
@Yuli-xk1lr
@Yuli-xk1lr 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hawkins bojangles
@felixknight8211
@felixknight8211 6 жыл бұрын
it was surreal watching how good it was hahaha
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 6 жыл бұрын
BOJANGLES And I could totally see them doing this as a joke.
@bn444
@bn444 5 жыл бұрын
The lock one really got me. The guy literally bragged about going caveman on a lock; instead of using a portable, hassle-free encyclopedia.
@spoony8485
@spoony8485 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m better than everyone because I took 3 hours to do something that a ‘normal’ person can do in 2 minutes!”
@TheLugiaSong
@TheLugiaSong 5 жыл бұрын
Eh, some people don't learn well by reading and so visual/interactive is a much better way of learning. It's like when you're in class and you dismantle the pen to see the parts, reading about pen mechanics would be boring lol.
@vulpezerdavulcan9055
@vulpezerdavulcan9055 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m so smart that I refuse to utilize any of the information that the entire rest of the world has already discovered and compiled for my convenience”
@patrickshields6954
@patrickshields6954 5 жыл бұрын
I'm certain he didn't even figure out how it works and googled it later.
@quackkith
@quackkith 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon N it’s literally smarter to go look on google instead of fucking opening it??? wouldnt you have to google how to open a safe lock???
@TheC4ti3
@TheC4ti3 5 жыл бұрын
As an English teacher, I can confirm that “fast” is indeed a verb... when used as a way to say “abstaining from food.”
@alpacawithouthat987
@alpacawithouthat987 3 жыл бұрын
Most people use fast as an adjective though
@TheC4ti3
@TheC4ti3 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Both a verb and an adjective!
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheC4ti3 as a logophile, it stuns me that people forget that we use words in multiple ways
@Honnii
@Honnii 5 жыл бұрын
imagine trying to be smart but you say "fastest" instead of "faster"
@vBurnedWins
@vBurnedWins 4 жыл бұрын
Honnii I’m late. But nice animations
@sappho1887
@sappho1887 4 жыл бұрын
@Fucking grass think they're a he - said bad 'son'. Not sure why that matters, but yh
@Ubersnuber
@Ubersnuber 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking grass I love to fast my bicycle. See? It works! .... Clap, damnit!
@hewhomainsness9189
@hewhomainsness9189 4 жыл бұрын
grammar mean smart and me have good grammer so me smart
@lemonywater2979
@lemonywater2979 4 жыл бұрын
Are we all gonna ignore the fact that he said FAST IS A VERB
@BeanieGoth
@BeanieGoth 5 жыл бұрын
Ok but the Sheldon impression when you said “football” was scarily accurate I am shaking
@shillbill8579
@shillbill8579 5 жыл бұрын
bojangles
@BeanieGoth
@BeanieGoth 5 жыл бұрын
shill bill bazongo
@kcpugh5601
@kcpugh5601 5 жыл бұрын
Barracuda
@ryancade3829
@ryancade3829 5 жыл бұрын
Buzongis
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 5 жыл бұрын
Bulgaria
@1loveluc1
@1loveluc1 5 жыл бұрын
6:12 why is a fourth grader and a junior in college on the same homework help video?
@spweesh
@spweesh 5 жыл бұрын
They've lost all they consider fun and can only feel complete by telling fourth graders that life will continue to get worse forever
@anakruger2412
@anakruger2412 5 жыл бұрын
@@spweesh That bothered me too, why is a college student picking on a 10 year old lol
@Aconitum_napellus
@Aconitum_napellus 5 жыл бұрын
Either a piece of shit or a creepy predator.
@CristalianaIvor
@CristalianaIvor 5 жыл бұрын
Or? A predator would be also a piece. Of shit
@MinimiMax
@MinimiMax 5 жыл бұрын
@@anakruger2412 It's quite obvious. That person is a dumbass, which is why he's having such a hard time during his junior year and the only people he can call out on being dumb are people multiple grades below him.
@sifeeyyaboi4203
@sifeeyyaboi4203 6 жыл бұрын
YOUR SHELDON IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD I GOT SO CONFUSED
@bobbyboi8813
@bobbyboi8813 5 жыл бұрын
He only said “football” and “Bojangles”
@wannabelawnmower2590
@wannabelawnmower2590 5 жыл бұрын
thats all we need
@striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761
@striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761 5 жыл бұрын
most of his impressions were good.
@rey4874
@rey4874 5 жыл бұрын
I am confusion
@berrytsai
@berrytsai 5 жыл бұрын
The Raj impression was outstanding too! ALSO 420 LIKES LMAO
@KokokazooFF7
@KokokazooFF7 5 жыл бұрын
Smartest person I ever met was a 27 year old pot head that still lived at home and waited tables at a tex mex restaurant. Fucker was a genius. Also really humble and chill
@emiliew5553
@emiliew5553 4 жыл бұрын
spillmoreblood most people that are actually smart are really humble and don’t brag about their IQ (and IQ doesn’t actually matter so they wouldn’t even mention it)
@alanwatts8239
@alanwatts8239 4 жыл бұрын
@@emiliew5553 IQ is old school.
@emiliew5553
@emiliew5553 4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel yes that was literally my point
@caidpitman3845
@caidpitman3845 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear more about this guy. Got any examples? Stories?
@GumSkyloard
@GumSkyloard 3 жыл бұрын
@@emiliew5553 Also, they often say they're very stupid.
@SirFroge
@SirFroge 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sorrow TV
@jayzenitram9621
@jayzenitram9621 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know, let me ask my graphing calculator.
@cephguardianunit
@cephguardianunit 6 жыл бұрын
Syntax error
@ryantacy9778
@ryantacy9778 6 жыл бұрын
Man ive never met these people or anyone like them and thank sweet baby jesus for that what atrocious personalities
@wanyekest5766
@wanyekest5766 6 жыл бұрын
Tell me Sir Froge, do you watch Rick and Morty?
@amby-mo3vk
@amby-mo3vk 6 жыл бұрын
Yes I have a Sorrow TV tattoo, and no you cannot see it.
@yourgazemakesmeblush
@yourgazemakesmeblush 6 жыл бұрын
"Ill show you more enchanting classical tunes." *PLAYS GUCCI GANG*
@mordekaihorowitz
@mordekaihorowitz 6 жыл бұрын
BabySquirel Mc relevant profile pic
@DonutMaster56
@DonutMaster56 6 жыл бұрын
I like classical and other stuff. Most pop is trash. But aside from that, modern music is good.
@rainbowduck4875
@rainbowduck4875 6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about gucci gang when i read this :|
@billyherring9987
@billyherring9987 6 жыл бұрын
Rap and modern pop is very bad music overall.
@nemescraft
@nemescraft 6 жыл бұрын
You guys don't know _real_ music, real music is like this: Cheeki Breeki Hardbass
@andrewramlall3560
@andrewramlall3560 6 жыл бұрын
Gets one question right on jeopardy
@kelbeen
@kelbeen 6 жыл бұрын
And that question is a pop culture one.
@chief7033
@chief7033 6 жыл бұрын
then you can understand the complexity of S U C 2 2
@a.i.h.b.p677
@a.i.h.b.p677 6 жыл бұрын
Events of: 10/12/1999 At first, nothing happened. The Four wandered around in their enclosures and talked. It was just as you would expect four people to act if they were trapped behind one-sided mirrors. Then, they discovered EXOS-28’s biggest surprise: the interface ports. They could link the interface ports in their wrists with the cables we provided them. Soon, that was the only way they talked. They would gather in the central hub and lay on the floor in a circle, with their wrists linked and their eyes unseeing, exploring inner space and probing the limits of each others minds. They would only rouse themselves from this stupor to recharge the EXOS and preform the routine tests we made them take. We had thought that the EXOS were a necessary part of the integration process; that a human brain would not be stable for long without a physical component. What we quickly found out was that at least at first, the Four eschewed the EXOS almost completely, opting for fully digital interaction. Then came the real shocker. When the Four stopped referring to themselves as “I”.
@dracson237
@dracson237 6 жыл бұрын
Those moments bring the most joy to my heart.
@Freaky1347
@Freaky1347 6 жыл бұрын
When you get 1st place in a round of Kahoot
@Jenamphetam1ne
@Jenamphetam1ne 4 жыл бұрын
6:07 why this "college junior" trying to shit on this kid if hes watching the exact same seemingly educational video?!
@yourex-wife4259
@yourex-wife4259 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt see it was youtube. Good catch
@royalblanket
@royalblanket 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he went there just to seem superior to little kids?
@blondebimbowannabe
@blondebimbowannabe 3 жыл бұрын
@@royalblanket that would be extremely pathetic...
@VoidZeroNothing
@VoidZeroNothing 3 жыл бұрын
@@blondebimbowannabe Obviously. But he is doing that. Maybe he didn't come to the video for that specific reason. But he is making fun of a kid for needing help with their homework and thinking fourth grade is tough. So... Maybe he didn't go to the video to make fun of kids, but he definitely ended up making fun of kids. So it's still extremely pathetic. Especially since the only other reason he would have to go there would be because he needs help. From the same video that a fourth grader is using for help. Meaning he is doing fourth grade math in college. And needs help. Really, no matter how you think about it, this guy is just really pathetic. Hail Sithis.
@sinistrality7883
@sinistrality7883 2 жыл бұрын
yeah if they're a "College Junior" then aren't they supposed to be an adult?, imagine being a 19 year old bashing a little girl's little innocent thought, like how pathetic do you gotta be.
@IneptOrange
@IneptOrange 6 жыл бұрын
That big bang theory impression was _perfect._
@Darkko88
@Darkko88 6 жыл бұрын
Nope, his impression was funny. TBBT is sadder than a clown's funeral.
@garrettrodden4532
@garrettrodden4532 6 жыл бұрын
“Bojangles”
@funnylittlecreature
@funnylittlecreature 6 жыл бұрын
Mostly Sheldon.
@CrowCoded
@CrowCoded 6 жыл бұрын
It was amazing lmao
@clemgrakata4715
@clemgrakata4715 6 жыл бұрын
IneptOrange *_B O J A N G L E S_*
@ShaunCloudSwain
@ShaunCloudSwain 6 жыл бұрын
Do you really think we matter? That's deep. Do you think you can match my intelligence? I doubt it. Hotel? Trivago.
@mvths5471
@mvths5471 6 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@mordekaihorowitz
@mordekaihorowitz 6 жыл бұрын
This made me actually lol
@Orion-fq1oq
@Orion-fq1oq 6 жыл бұрын
This comment is amazing xD
@Imaweirdnormalist
@Imaweirdnormalist 6 жыл бұрын
amazing
@christopherbaker9028
@christopherbaker9028 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, daddy
@TheSonicSegaNerd
@TheSonicSegaNerd 6 жыл бұрын
My IQ is almost in the DOUBLE DIGITS. 😎
@deithil4854
@deithil4854 6 жыл бұрын
The Sonic Sega Nerd u so smart have my kids
@Reverend_Salem
@Reverend_Salem 6 жыл бұрын
Positive numbers are the good ones
@gustavodelacruz6313
@gustavodelacruz6313 6 жыл бұрын
Must be the extra chromosomes
@sero.toniii
@sero.toniii 6 жыл бұрын
Omg I worship u
@astuteanansi4935
@astuteanansi4935 6 жыл бұрын
I'm only 12 IQ points away from a double digit IQ count!
@CallieYanChanEdits
@CallieYanChanEdits 4 жыл бұрын
For someone who has claimed to have never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory his Sheldon impression is scarily accurate
@katchupp5067
@katchupp5067 4 жыл бұрын
bajumbas
@aishwarya854
@aishwarya854 3 жыл бұрын
*laughter track*
@tyl3r43eight
@tyl3r43eight 3 жыл бұрын
*bing bong theorem
@Niagaranobs
@Niagaranobs Жыл бұрын
Bagonga.
@abuzzedwhaler7949
@abuzzedwhaler7949 6 жыл бұрын
Wins Kahoot once
@timove420
@timove420 6 жыл бұрын
800 likes lol
@Vincent_A.
@Vincent_A. 6 жыл бұрын
994 likes You're very close to 1000
@suscpiciouspatron5585
@suscpiciouspatron5585 6 жыл бұрын
999 like
@darkusrays6655
@darkusrays6655 6 жыл бұрын
WHOOOO 1K!
@crissyd4975
@crissyd4975 6 жыл бұрын
I won a kahoot once! I felt smart.
@jacobf.6310
@jacobf.6310 6 жыл бұрын
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE SMART. Unlike these people, I would NEVER flaunt my 147 IQ to anyone, as I doubt anyone under my IQ would even understand the complexity and important of an intellectual such as me. Sigh...
@meissmart6678
@meissmart6678 6 жыл бұрын
“I doubt anyone under my IQ would understand *the important* of an intellectual such as me” noice
@catalystcatastrophe6328
@catalystcatastrophe6328 6 жыл бұрын
pftt i'm not supposed to be laughing why-
@MrDingo-kw5wd
@MrDingo-kw5wd 6 жыл бұрын
yay congratulations you found the punch line of the joke *claps*
@MrDingo-kw5wd
@MrDingo-kw5wd 6 жыл бұрын
Evil Tides. r/wooosh
@porcelainmouse1910
@porcelainmouse1910 6 жыл бұрын
@Evil Tides. r/wooosh
@veritascalivmeir3708
@veritascalivmeir3708 6 жыл бұрын
Other people have to type a password to unlock their phone *I, BEING THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT I AM, UNLOCK MY PHONE BY SOLVING A SUDOKU PUZZLE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS*
@tapwater424
@tapwater424 6 жыл бұрын
Literally drumpf xDD: i am a racist bigot!!!😤😤😤 Me, 🙌 an intellectual whose vast lexicon radiates ☀☀ like a beacon of knowledge 📙📙over an endless sea💧💧 of ignorance🙈: *pontificates upon the effect of quantum tunneling on DNA* if ur not 140+ IQ 🙉🙉😆😂dont even bother responding 😂😂😂😂
@axellion9951
@axellion9951 6 жыл бұрын
That’d be counterintuitive, anyone can solve a Sudoku puzzle. Not everyone can guess a random amount of numbers.
@axellion9951
@axellion9951 6 жыл бұрын
I sound like fucking idiot.
@thatsachecktalking2703
@thatsachecktalking2703 6 жыл бұрын
Axellion yeah, I was about to tell you that OP was trolling.
@samieb4712
@samieb4712 6 жыл бұрын
Yo that's lit how did u get your phone to do that
@daypsiequartz
@daypsiequartz 4 жыл бұрын
"fast is a verb" I mean.... yeah, but not in that context, buddy.
@daypsiequartz
@daypsiequartz 4 жыл бұрын
@Fucking grass yup
@aoki9952
@aoki9952 6 жыл бұрын
smart people: “ugh *normal* people watch rick and morty and _e n j o y e d_ it? *me?* i analyse how deep i am”
@daskampffredchen
@daskampffredchen 6 жыл бұрын
I also like to see how deep I am and how deep I can go. We were talking about the same topic right?
@Sizifus
@Sizifus 6 жыл бұрын
Deep in his own ass that is
@TheDantheman12121
@TheDantheman12121 6 жыл бұрын
you cannot even spell rik and monty!!
@sunnysweet4183
@sunnysweet4183 6 жыл бұрын
But to be fair...
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 6 жыл бұрын
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
@serasvictoria6132
@serasvictoria6132 6 жыл бұрын
The "Big Bang Theory level" shit was high quality shit
@TheAnimeFOB
@TheAnimeFOB 6 жыл бұрын
Doga Uçar unlike the show
@travisdickens8721
@travisdickens8721 6 жыл бұрын
Bojangles
@ep-kj8wj
@ep-kj8wj 6 жыл бұрын
The most infuriating part is that Big Bang Theory joke could've easily been taken from an actual episode.
@TheRampantTragedy
@TheRampantTragedy 6 жыл бұрын
ep There was an episode where Leonard watched a football game with some of Penny's friends and couldn't stop commenting on the game, pointing out very basic aspects of the rules that he'd just finished studying.
@squillamsquallace2468
@squillamsquallace2468 6 жыл бұрын
And thus why that show is an insult to nerds and science majors.
@dogemaster9676
@dogemaster9676 4 жыл бұрын
8:06 he literally wrote a Big Bang theory sketch. This is literally the show. bojangles
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 жыл бұрын
...why do I keep getting inadvertently ridiculed for liking Big Bang Theory?
@midoriasakusa
@midoriasakusa 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 maybe if you werent insecure about having interests you wouldn't feel ridiculed
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 жыл бұрын
@@midoriasakusa It's other people bashing my interests that make me feel insecure in the first place
@gregoryfenn1462
@gregoryfenn1462 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 I used to like it too but not only does it patronise “nerds” by implying they are all pseudo-pedantic pricks, it makes too much use of canned laughter. That’s also why I can’t watch Friends anymore even though I loved it for most of my life :( but people shouldn’t ridicule taste. That’s just mean
@plaaaant
@plaaaant 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 get better interests ig 🙃
@annascheite7856
@annascheite7856 6 жыл бұрын
That Big Bang theory bit was so accurate it physically hurt.
@annascheite7856
@annascheite7856 6 жыл бұрын
Bit*
@michalmourek9363
@michalmourek9363 6 жыл бұрын
B O U J A N G L E S
@MarvinsRoom_
@MarvinsRoom_ 6 жыл бұрын
Anna Scheite send noods
@annascheite7856
@annascheite7856 6 жыл бұрын
ok
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin 5 жыл бұрын
That Sheldon impression was so accurate I thought it was the actual show for a second. Holy shit.
@AriaAsacura
@AriaAsacura 6 жыл бұрын
not even gonna lie you could describe that big bang episode scene to me and i'd 100% believe that it was part of a real episode
@madingo02
@madingo02 6 жыл бұрын
AriaAsacura so true and so cringey
@missconstruct6968
@missconstruct6968 6 жыл бұрын
I still love that show
@itsyaboi5092
@itsyaboi5092 6 жыл бұрын
MissConstruct EXACTLY 😂
@sylvanfreckles557
@sylvanfreckles557 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, it would be "who is faster" since you're comparing between two people. "Fastest" is a superlative and is only used for three or more. Makes me cringe every time, lol
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 5 жыл бұрын
Grammar nazi-ing a grammar nazi?! This is how you open a black hole people!
@vanitaspero1043
@vanitaspero1043 4 жыл бұрын
@@flargarbason1740 That person was a lousy grammar nazi anyway. Didn't even use the correct comparison.
@randompromises1038
@randompromises1038 4 жыл бұрын
this comment section is pure gold.
@emiliew5553
@emiliew5553 4 жыл бұрын
yeah i’ll never fucking get over that. fast isn’t a verb. in what fucking world is fast a verb?????
@kitsunefire1
@kitsunefire1 4 жыл бұрын
@@emiliew5553 Fasting as a verb means to not eat But in this context it doesnt fit
@dlee255
@dlee255 6 жыл бұрын
DO YOU MEAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE??? *laugh track* B O T S W A N A
@candyman8155
@candyman8155 6 жыл бұрын
Penni y u stoopid
@dlee255
@dlee255 6 жыл бұрын
*_I T S S I E N S S H L E L D O_*
@konraddaszkiewicz64
@konraddaszkiewicz64 6 жыл бұрын
G E S T A P O
@cheesewizard3965
@cheesewizard3965 6 жыл бұрын
B O J A N G L E S
@egvard6444
@egvard6444 6 жыл бұрын
B O D A L L A S
@dankdoggo9906
@dankdoggo9906 6 жыл бұрын
2:03 HOLY SHIT FRANK SINATRA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO MAKE A NEW SONG
@kaizokuAUTO
@kaizokuAUTO 6 жыл бұрын
What's the original song?
@dankdoggo9906
@dankdoggo9906 6 жыл бұрын
“Nobody Gives A Fuck About Your IQ.” By Frank Sinatra.
@codyfarkas7673
@codyfarkas7673 6 жыл бұрын
Dank Doggo lol
@lydiascullin6424
@lydiascullin6424 6 жыл бұрын
U got loved by sorrow congrats
@sarahvatalaro1066
@sarahvatalaro1066 6 жыл бұрын
WOWIE WOWIE
@tardersauce3578
@tardersauce3578 6 жыл бұрын
PhDs take roughly 7-8 years, so if you start at 17 or 18, 25 is pretty standard if you start right off the bat. Not too impressive.
@CristianMartinez-rg9sz
@CristianMartinez-rg9sz 6 жыл бұрын
r/iamverysmart
@tardersauce3578
@tardersauce3578 6 жыл бұрын
Cristian Martinez aww shoot.
@CristianMartinez-rg9sz
@CristianMartinez-rg9sz 6 жыл бұрын
(:
@FinetalPies
@FinetalPies 6 жыл бұрын
If anything it's proof your parents are rich more than anything.
@v4vindication622
@v4vindication622 6 жыл бұрын
But that isn’t common across the board for most students at that age so yes it’s pretty impressive
@transbiologistthetransesto7956
@transbiologistthetransesto7956 4 жыл бұрын
9:07 There's this thing called "simplifying words" and it's when you use more understandable words to make sure your point reaches and is understood by more people. You can get technical all you want, but you can't complain about people not understanding when you start spouting bullshit filler words that *sound* complicated. Just say what the end goal is and be done with it.
@fynnla.e
@fynnla.e 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m requesting you transfer 50cl of dihydrogen monoxide contained within a polyethylene terephthalate chamber, so that I may proceed with my glomerular filtration via process of renal ultrification.” “Dude wtf” “Just pass me the water bottle I’m thirsty”
@КобальтРейген
@КобальтРейген 4 жыл бұрын
that's some increasingly verbose shit
@BleachedBlackSocks
@BleachedBlackSocks 4 жыл бұрын
OMG A TRANS PERSON! LIKE ME! HELLO FELLOW TRANS HUMAN. WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?
@WarioLandIV
@WarioLandIV 4 жыл бұрын
Real genius isn't being smart, it's helping others become smart.
@silvialeonsena8859
@silvialeonsena8859 4 жыл бұрын
@@fynnla.e dude.....
@JYNCST3R
@JYNCST3R 5 жыл бұрын
The r/iamverysmart people: I have an IQ of 8 Other People: wut. Me: *turns the 8 sideways* BOOM. *AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED*
@2350CST
@2350CST 5 жыл бұрын
thespacereaper I was there to confirm. I was the 8.
@JYNCST3R
@JYNCST3R 4 жыл бұрын
im confused about this
@zomboss9242
@zomboss9242 4 жыл бұрын
thespacereaper 8 sideways is infinity symbol
@2350CST
@2350CST 4 жыл бұрын
ZombossonKZbin dude you informed him about his own comment
@zomboss9242
@zomboss9242 4 жыл бұрын
Anton Remandaban can I get wooooshed please end ME
@LeVoideth
@LeVoideth 5 жыл бұрын
okay but are we gonna ignore the fact that sheldon bang theory possessed sorrow tv for the "football" line
@blademadlabs2423
@blademadlabs2423 6 жыл бұрын
The Neild deGrasse Tyson one about armed conflicts was just like, "WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK."
@GustafMedF
@GustafMedF 6 жыл бұрын
Blade Madlabs but it's not even true. Some conflicts happened because of plenty of other reasons, like bananas and there was almost a war between Sweden and Russia because of the colour of a bridge. Sweden wanted it to be blue and yellow while Russia wanted it to be red, white and blue. The bridge ended up being grey.
@GustafMedF
@GustafMedF 6 жыл бұрын
Fernando Jose not exactly.
@GustafMedF
@GustafMedF 6 жыл бұрын
Fernando anpther example is Gustav III's Russian war. Everyone and i mean everyone knew it was to boost his popularity at home.
@dewadewi308
@dewadewi308 6 жыл бұрын
Gustaf med F r/iamverysmart
@GustafMedF
@GustafMedF 6 жыл бұрын
mpie angel i would not call what i was doing on the level on what was featured in the video. My intention was to get my thoughts out. I am in no way more intelligent then any other person and if it seemed like i think that i am smarter than anyone then i apologize. Bit i have done a lot of things before that i know would fit in in r/iamverysmart. I used to be really cringy.
@haliax8149
@haliax8149 5 жыл бұрын
"created by large corporations for the sole purpose of profit!" Oh yes, I'm totally going to a board meeting to state that we should no longer focus solely on profits. HAHA
@haliax8149
@haliax8149 5 жыл бұрын
Love how the guy's name is Rick.
@dx1450
@dx1450 4 жыл бұрын
When has a large corporation ever done something without the sole purpose of profit?
@insertnamehere1983
@insertnamehere1983 4 жыл бұрын
They said they were smart but they forgot about capitalism
@glinkler1422
@glinkler1422 4 жыл бұрын
I think video games is a good example of this mantra...
@arxohalk335
@arxohalk335 5 жыл бұрын
"LiKE a pEAckOck!" -Sorrow TV, 2018
@ethandubose2152
@ethandubose2152 5 жыл бұрын
honestly they should just rename the subreddit to r/iwatchrick&morty
@ethandubose2152
@ethandubose2152 5 жыл бұрын
and at 1:34 the guys name is literally rick
@alexmecca6003
@alexmecca6003 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, 😆😆😩😤you have to have a very high IQ 💯😏🤓😜to understand Rick and Morty. 😤😩💦❤️The humor 🤣😂👍👌is extremely subtle, 👉👌😻and without a solid grasp ✊️💪😫🍆💦of theoretical physics 👁😱😤👀most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. 😉😚😌💯👏👉👍There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, ☠️😬☠️😵which is deftly woven into his characterisation 😑🙌😼🥃- his personal philosophy 🤓😎😒😔draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, 💯😩🍑🍆💦😫for instance. The fans understand this stuff; 😝😘👌👏🙌💯they have the intellectual capacity 🤓😏👌🤝to truly appreciate the depths 🤔🙀👽🤤of these jokes, 😂🤣😍👐👌to realize that they're not just funny🤔😲😚😁- they say something deep about LIFE. 😓🤔🤤😏🤓😱❤️As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty 👏🙌💯😻😤😩💦truly ARE idiots- 😒🤔🙄🤐of course they wouldn't appreciate, 🙌❤️😾👊for instance, the humour 😹😍🤣in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu🅱️🅱️a Lu🅱️🅱️a Du🅱️ Du🅱️," which itself is a cryptic reference 👀👄🙀🤔to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons 😳🤓😝💋🙏I'm smirking😏😏😏😏😏😤🙄 right now just imagining 🤔😑🙄🤣one of those addlepated simpletons 😐😯😑❌scratching their heads in confusion ❓😒🤔😭😓❓as Dan Harmon's 😩🍆💦🍑😤👌👉👌genius ☺️😝🤓😜💯unfolds itself on their television screens. 🙌😆😘😍What fools... how I pity them. 😤😑😂👎 And yes 👍👏🙌😽😻💦❤️by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty👴 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👦😤😫💦tattoo. ❤️👏🙌👍👌💯And no,😖😑😕 you cannot see it. 🚫👊❌🙀🙅‍♂️‼️💯It's for the ladies' 😤😘🍆💦🍑💁☔️😩eyes only👀💋👅💦👍❤️💯- And even they 😜😋😏😽😻have to demonstrate ☝️👏🙌💯that they're within 5 IQ points💯👍❤️👌😘😍 of my own (preferably lower) 😌😤😎🤓beforehand.🍑🍑🍑☔️💯😏🍆💦💯😻😘😍😁❤️💯😤😩😫👏🙌👍👉👌👊
@pain-yu2lt
@pain-yu2lt 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Mecca why
@alexmecca6003
@alexmecca6003 5 жыл бұрын
Viper woooosh
@pain-yu2lt
@pain-yu2lt 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexmecca6003 how is that a fucking woooosh
@creolebastard881
@creolebastard881 6 жыл бұрын
3:31 1. It’s spelt “quad” 2. The phrase is “polyglot”, not qUAdlingual
@Yakubian
@Yakubian 5 жыл бұрын
That’s not true aCtUaLly polyglot means speaking multiple languages, quad is also wrong the correct term is quadrilingual
@Jessica-ej9dw
@Jessica-ej9dw 5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg i think it is polygot im not sure
@MrCALLIGHTMAN
@MrCALLIGHTMAN 5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Very well put, sir, but just one correction. India is a part of Asia. You don't need to call them out individually.
@AhNee
@AhNee 5 жыл бұрын
Hell, I had an aunt who spoke 16 languages fluently. How much did she brag about that? Well, I didn't even know until after she died....
@jaspreetsingh-nr6gr
@jaspreetsingh-nr6gr 5 жыл бұрын
i swear that was exactly my reaction
@LubuzzD
@LubuzzD 5 жыл бұрын
4:00 A sentence that long would be a run on sentence, which means it uses incorrect grammar. This means that A) You’re not smart B) JACKSFILMS will see you on YGS in the next 7 months
@squidpile
@squidpile 4 жыл бұрын
At this point, the next YGS will be in 7 years
@Nushnark
@Nushnark 4 жыл бұрын
@Lubuzz Deawesome Or C) It could be a sentence written by a pretentious German.🙃
@kitsunefire1
@kitsunefire1 4 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume Mr. JohnsMovies will release YGS in a timely manner
@GumSkyloard
@GumSkyloard 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitsunefire1 .. well, he won't be releasing YGS ever.
@Samaniehas
@Samaniehas 6 жыл бұрын
“Oh shit, a year was going by this whole time? Fuck, now we gotta start a new one.” That’s not just a quote from the video, that’s my literal reaction every time December 31st rolls around.
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 6 жыл бұрын
Samaniehas :D I STILL didn't realize cause my classes just went on like we would still write 3 class tests tomorrow, spent all holiday sick and travelling and am stressed out af cause of my exams.. someone told me my birthday is in 4 weeks, still not sure about that
@kats-haven7879
@kats-haven7879 5 жыл бұрын
*says something completely obvious about life that even a 2nd grader could grasp* "IM JUST SUPER SMART OK I CANT EVEN H A N D LE IT"
@Dimmary
@Dimmary 5 жыл бұрын
I'm smart because of my experience.
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 5 жыл бұрын
Kats-Haven Then they always flaunt their IQ score like it’s important. Even though there are thousands of IQ tests that are completely different and give completely inaccurate scores.
@Dimmary
@Dimmary 5 жыл бұрын
@@flargarbason1740 ikr
@puffinmaster8
@puffinmaster8 6 жыл бұрын
That " Football " in Sheldon's voice was spot-on my dude.
@metallsnubben
@metallsnubben 6 жыл бұрын
bojangles!
@ryancade3829
@ryancade3829 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr it was almost scary
@simdude1001
@simdude1001 5 жыл бұрын
_woah_ *_i didn't know intelligence was the main way to solve problems_*
@JoeMama-yd1ve
@JoeMama-yd1ve 4 жыл бұрын
I rely on my sex appeal. Life is very difficult for me.
@liver-failure
@liver-failure 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Mama who are you?
@maomaomi5434
@maomaomi5434 3 жыл бұрын
It is in fallout 1 and 2, but other than that, nope
@5321mc
@5321mc 6 жыл бұрын
Listen. My IQ cannot be measured by earthly numbers. You might think I watch Rick and Morty, but nay. I am at such an elevated intelligence Rick and Morty viewers look like Neanderthals to me. I have transcended this earthly plane. You might be wondering how. How did I become so intelligent? I have one simple answer. Sorrow Tv
@drymass9990
@drymass9990 6 жыл бұрын
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick O fuck i feel like a fiddle stick
@user-ut7ow4ch6j
@user-ut7ow4ch6j 6 жыл бұрын
Who is sorrow television?? He sounds very sexy
@irlywannadie8409
@irlywannadie8409 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 'nay'
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 6 жыл бұрын
All glory to Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick.
@crusadinalldaylong5591
@crusadinalldaylong5591 6 жыл бұрын
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick my IQ is i Only Rick and Mort fans will understand this joke about something everyone learns in school.
@crackedemerald4930
@crackedemerald4930 5 жыл бұрын
3:26 dude: "i have high IQ!" Same dude: "qaud lingual"
@Drogon7102
@Drogon7102 4 жыл бұрын
Typos don't make you stupid. But yes he is a stupid asshole.
@randompromises1038
@randompromises1038 4 жыл бұрын
......isn't it 'quad'?
@Drogon7102
@Drogon7102 4 жыл бұрын
@@randompromises1038 no shit
@alexc.1346
@alexc.1346 4 жыл бұрын
Drogon why is ur pfp ur position on the political compads
@randompromises1038
@randompromises1038 4 жыл бұрын
@@Drogon7102 yes thank you i wasn't sure if my two little braincells could handle it
@thwipthwap8870
@thwipthwap8870 6 жыл бұрын
1:36 of course that's his name.
@Eira_
@Eira_ 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair...
@poseidonpwnsall
@poseidonpwnsall 6 жыл бұрын
Into the butt, Shrek Senpai my thoughts exactly
@rafatunzzz
@rafatunzzz 6 жыл бұрын
.
@thomasmilligan9674
@thomasmilligan9674 6 жыл бұрын
Reading it in Rick's voice now
@dudenamedrick.
@dudenamedrick. 6 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, fuck off >:(
@LordPickles03
@LordPickles03 5 жыл бұрын
The "GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW" part had me dead
@user-uk5jl6vt9n
@user-uk5jl6vt9n 5 жыл бұрын
most smart people don't feel the need to flaunt their intelligence like a peacock and make it the core trait of who they are as a person.
@null3081
@null3081 5 жыл бұрын
k
@Andy-hz2ef
@Andy-hz2ef 5 жыл бұрын
k And they for sure don’t speak in a condescending tone
@thenintendocyclops1074
@thenintendocyclops1074 5 жыл бұрын
And from my experience of knowing smart people, they typically don't think they're as smart as they really are Or maybe I'm thinking of people who lack self confidence, but still
@Acidfunkish
@Acidfunkish 4 жыл бұрын
Being intelligent - similar to being attractive - is not a personality trait. Nor is being "nice." Nice is default. You're not going above and beyond by being "nice." You're being a decent fucking human being. Also, being vegan or doing yoga are also not personality traits. Please stahp. So gross. 🤢 If you think any of the above are personality traits, you need to take a break from working on those areas of your life, and spend some time fostering an actual personality. Because, if not, I can guarantee you'll remain an absolutely insufferable twat. 👍🏻
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 4 жыл бұрын
*_like a peacock_*
@Slazo
@Slazo 6 жыл бұрын
clone
@sinnsearly5311
@sinnsearly5311 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo ):
@sinnsearly5311
@sinnsearly5311 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo Be gone, below 197 IQ tool ):
@bigpiggy6757
@bigpiggy6757 6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@nightmarechameleon7502
@nightmarechameleon7502 6 жыл бұрын
Clones aren't better than the original, therefore, he isn't a clone
@kinspower
@kinspower 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo the more, the better
@bengundersen3670
@bengundersen3670 6 жыл бұрын
The dudes on here are close to interchangeable with r/niceguys
@gelusvenn5063
@gelusvenn5063 5 жыл бұрын
You say that like many of them aren't the same people.
@logankemp4467
@logankemp4467 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Gundersen how to make a iamverysmart ad some nice guy a bit of white knight oh and a bit of complete bull crap and some narcissistic shit
@aidsdoh8286
@aidsdoh8286 5 жыл бұрын
"Why are you picking on mike Tyson?"
@spiritbx1337
@spiritbx1337 4 жыл бұрын
It's Obama you racist!
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 4 жыл бұрын
@@spiritbx1337 no, that's clearly Tay Zonday
@heathstones
@heathstones 4 жыл бұрын
@@ascendedcat260 Are you serious? That's obviously Shaquille O'Neal.
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you all know Mr. T when you see him?
@juststevoo
@juststevoo 3 жыл бұрын
@Persephone Muzingeaux Jordan*** it’s Michael Jordan
@OutlawPrince45
@OutlawPrince45 6 жыл бұрын
The sad part is that Neil is really smart... he’s just an ass about it... like, Cosmos is really interesting and I am a big fan of his other shows and lectures but, he really enjoys rubbing it in everyone’s face. “I AM A ASTROPHYSICIST, LOOK AT ME!” It just kills me sometimes...
@xenrusxenomorph2268
@xenrusxenomorph2268 6 жыл бұрын
2BearsHigh-Fiving well sometimes that happens
@wiskyvet
@wiskyvet 6 жыл бұрын
His quote about armed conflict was pretty dumb. Like, Captain Obvious dumb.
@KawakamiTomie
@KawakamiTomie 6 жыл бұрын
I've got to disagree wholeheartedly with this. I've watched many lectures and interviews by/about him and the vibe I always got was a person who has a strong passion for the sciences, etc... and who loves to educate others.
@wilddogspam
@wilddogspam 6 жыл бұрын
@@wiskyvet armed conflict is like two things in opposition cause a conflict where people arm themselves!!!
@MacyPooh196
@MacyPooh196 6 жыл бұрын
He’s only like this on Twitter for some reason. In real life he’s actually a really cool guy.
@UltimateKyuubiFox
@UltimateKyuubiFox 6 жыл бұрын
2:09 When’s your album dropping, man?
@mschuhler
@mschuhler 6 жыл бұрын
real shit tho, his voice is fire
@martinramirezjr7872
@martinramirezjr7872 6 жыл бұрын
The Eden Project anyone?
@AliasUndercover
@AliasUndercover 6 жыл бұрын
That'd do it.
@thewisewolf768
@thewisewolf768 6 жыл бұрын
Neil boy really does deserve to be on here. I don't even dislike him that much, but holy shit he hurts to listen to sometimes.
@zhongxina8426
@zhongxina8426 5 жыл бұрын
5:12 sooo shouldn't the corrected word be "faster" since you're only comparing two people, the son and the mom..
@oRyXWallbang
@oRyXWallbang 6 жыл бұрын
My IQ is 45 I get hella succs
@AngelofEresos
@AngelofEresos 6 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@irshazthedude
@irshazthedude 6 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios my iq 3 faze up bith
@nailsnailsgoodinbed
@nailsnailsgoodinbed 6 жыл бұрын
😢👏🇺🇲🎆
@BigBratMatt
@BigBratMatt 6 жыл бұрын
My iQ is my GPA....1
@flayncele
@flayncele 6 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios My IQ is -400. I am the opposite of a Rick and Morty fan. And I can guarantee I get a good succ whenever I want
@thejumbaking2424
@thejumbaking2424 6 жыл бұрын
rip filthy frank, ravioli ravioli never forghettioly.
@cingkrimson_requiem
@cingkrimson_requiem 6 жыл бұрын
Goodbye ricefields
@Lugermorph1497
@Lugermorph1497 6 жыл бұрын
Go to therapy to do some regrety
@Lugermorph1497
@Lugermorph1497 6 жыл бұрын
Moms spaghetti
@thejumbaking2424
@thejumbaking2424 6 жыл бұрын
rest in spaghetti never forghetti
@brandonninomtz336
@brandonninomtz336 6 жыл бұрын
Michele sauro wrong video bud
@dexty112
@dexty112 6 жыл бұрын
*like a peacock*
@blackholecicle8959
@blackholecicle8959 5 жыл бұрын
1:17 But... The sun isn't made of gas. Is a big ol ball of PLASMA
@maythegamer1291
@maythegamer1291 5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT!?
@alanwatts8239
@alanwatts8239 4 жыл бұрын
Plasma and gas, plasma is a state of matter derived from gas. In order for fusion to start, you need a massive amount of energy that in this case comes from the giant size of the gas giant, wich increases it's pressure/temperature and starts fusion. Jupiter is often called a failed star because it simply doesn't have enough mass to achieve fusion. Referring to earth as a "speck of dust" is also completely out of context if he was trying to be a smartass and use a more scientific approach, it would be more fitting in a poetic view but in this case it just lacks info and sounds empty.
@R-SXX
@R-SXX 4 жыл бұрын
He meant his head.
@liptonicetea1813
@liptonicetea1813 4 жыл бұрын
Raphael Sindermann cool
@LPreaper
@LPreaper 4 жыл бұрын
@@liptonicetea1813 he's Acually explaining it in a way that convinces everyone and teaches us somthing new. Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean anyone that says anything mildly scientific is trying to sound smart
@Cublex
@Cublex 6 жыл бұрын
"These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do." I'm 14 and failing school and I do that. You don't need to be smart. Also, the BBT part is so accurate.
@46pi26
@46pi26 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I'd say that considering how you actually have at least an ounce of humility, you're probably way smarter than anyone shoved into this subreddit. Or at least you're less insecure. I don't know; you just seem like a better person overall.
@whiteclaws6882
@whiteclaws6882 6 жыл бұрын
Don't waste your parent's money on the titanic that is bitcoin and fukin study you dissapointment, jeez, failing school at 14, atleast make it to college
@Cublex
@Cublex 6 жыл бұрын
I'm getting it for free via faucets. And I've actually been able to up my grades, and am getting Bs now.
@jordana934
@jordana934 6 жыл бұрын
Whiteclaws lol you okay man
@internetperson3228
@internetperson3228 6 жыл бұрын
Cublex I'd make a bitcoin meme but like it's dead so just good job.
@dasutanehineri
@dasutanehineri 5 жыл бұрын
0:08 any topic? Sweet I finally have someone to talk about tentacle hentai to
@neonayse8803
@neonayse8803 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for someone to talk about a franchise i like with me
@Baconator2558
@Baconator2558 5 жыл бұрын
@@R0bert714 R E P E N T
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 5 жыл бұрын
Baconator2558 repent for what
@rohanjeetdas5707
@rohanjeetdas5707 6 жыл бұрын
I can count to 10.
@technic1285
@technic1285 6 жыл бұрын
Rohanjeet Das dam🅱, how?
@eduardofreitas8336
@eduardofreitas8336 6 жыл бұрын
Pff showoff.
@shleepy...
@shleepy... 6 жыл бұрын
Huh. Doubt it. Iiii’m only 12 and I’m in 9th grade honors math, but I can only count to 6.
@DonutMaster56
@DonutMaster56 6 жыл бұрын
Morons. I can count to -1 and I’m a newborn.
@GyspyCrusader
@GyspyCrusader 6 жыл бұрын
Rohanjeet Das I can't count to a hundred ideot
@digilici951
@digilici951 4 жыл бұрын
10:42 actually there’s something called overflow. Computers and such actually can’t count above a certain point. Said point differs depending on the OS and the age of the device, but this point is a reeeeaaaally big number because it’s stored in binary. Unix is a good example of this; 64 binary digits counting the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It’s expected that it will hit its upper limit long after the universe dies. When a binary number hits its upper limit and is then asked to go beyond that, it loops back around and goes all the way back to zero. That’s called overflow. This can happen the other way around, too, and that’s underflow. So yeah! If you ask a calculator to count high enough, it’ll just say “overflow error.” Of course, there’s no way that any one human person could read that much in their life, so that person is just making shit up. Edit: i just iamverysmarted myself, didn’t i. shit.
@ploofthesheep2887
@ploofthesheep2887 4 жыл бұрын
congratulations, you just played yourself
@haarisjamil9517
@haarisjamil9517 6 жыл бұрын
8:19 actually seemed like something straight out of the Big Bang Theory
@scbbie
@scbbie 5 жыл бұрын
b o j a n g l e s
@captainasshat3228
@captainasshat3228 6 жыл бұрын
I got a friend who can literally say 123 digits of pi, and got to skip grade 4. Yet he still is a funny, relatable person. He doesn’t run around saying “I AM THE SMARTEST MAN!”
@xenrusxenomorph2268
@xenrusxenomorph2268 6 жыл бұрын
? ? Because social intelligence is strong with this one
@HumanTooth
@HumanTooth 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he knows what an ego is and doesn't need to keep it at check because he's ACTUALLY SMART
@M_kanpur
@M_kanpur 6 жыл бұрын
What does memorizing a string of numbers have to do with intelligence? Like you could have just said he skipped a grade
@gsfs8208
@gsfs8208 6 жыл бұрын
? ? We can't skip classes in the UK, so most of us who have brilliant brains with great potential like I, are forced to let our brains rot by relearning boring easy stuff we've been covering every year since we were 5. This applies to up to primary school especially
@gsfs8208
@gsfs8208 6 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Kanpurwala being able to memorise methods, key facts and also being good at remembering things is kinda VITAL to being intelligent
@makt4971
@makt4971 6 жыл бұрын
Me: *Tries to calculate number of failures in my life* Calculator: 10:46
@milktm788
@milktm788 6 жыл бұрын
"I can't count this high!"
@zatehlq345
@zatehlq345 6 жыл бұрын
Mak T my calculator exloded
@mohawkan423023
@mohawkan423023 3 жыл бұрын
Good thing he said "Bojangles" instead of "Bazinga", otherwise that impression could have been copyright-claimed as a genuine episode of Big Bang Theory
@phoenix_flame2561
@phoenix_flame2561 5 жыл бұрын
8:18 That was a pretty good Sheldon impression.
@kdmrl
@kdmrl 5 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing, he sounds just like him
@Samuel-xx7wk
@Samuel-xx7wk 6 жыл бұрын
His big bang theory voice impressions are a liiiiiiiiiitle to accurate.
@thwipthwap8870
@thwipthwap8870 6 жыл бұрын
The turtle Republic Ironic, isn't it?
@Samuel-xx7wk
@Samuel-xx7wk 6 жыл бұрын
The turtle Republic 😂😂
@randomfools808
@randomfools808 6 жыл бұрын
So is the dialogue
@Darknight4434
@Darknight4434 6 жыл бұрын
The turtle Republic r/iamverysmart
@halorocks697
@halorocks697 6 жыл бұрын
11/10 humour
@alexsm3882
@alexsm3882 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who brags about being very smart is probably not very smart
@xcutestlilkillerx
@xcutestlilkillerx 6 жыл бұрын
Alex SM or they have no other redeeming qualities
@DerMoerpler
@DerMoerpler 5 жыл бұрын
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister My favorite response to anyone who brag about their IQ online.
@alexsm3882
@alexsm3882 5 жыл бұрын
@@xcutestlilkillerx Beside the fact that you can't really quantify intelligence, why would anyone need to claim to be something if they actually were that thing? I agree, because they have no other redeeming qualities, so they convince themselves that the reason they are a human waste of space is because they are super inteligent. We all know that the guy that brags about being 10 inches long to anyone willing to listen is actually probably the unwilling owner of a micro penis.
@ShanteYouStay
@ShanteYouStay 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of how President Trump sounds when he bags about his intelligence. lol.
@walrusArmageddon
@walrusArmageddon 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, they are probably somewhat smart, but they're also assholes
@antoniovazquez8644
@antoniovazquez8644 4 жыл бұрын
The “bojangles” is what killed me
@Rose-ef2cm
@Rose-ef2cm 6 жыл бұрын
5:00 fast...isn’t even a verb. It’s still an adverb. At least in the context of what the mom was saying. Bc yes you can “fast”, but that’s different than working fast. Fastest or even faster would still be correct, but then fact that this person tried to seem smart by saying fast was a verb when it isn’t in that context makes me want to punch them more.
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 6 жыл бұрын
A grammar prescriptivist would say that fast is strictly an adjective and its use as an adverb is at best colloquial. I'm not a prescriptivist, of course.
@ravioliformuoli2769
@ravioliformuoli2769 6 жыл бұрын
True but if you become a prespectalitivicits which is a very high level tier of a livarletravlequartd state of hydroid atom byronidenemiumbiuinminminain
@Rose-ef2cm
@Rose-ef2cm 6 жыл бұрын
rfmerrill yea i was referring to fast as in the not eating kind of fast. thats the only way i can think of fast being a verb dfghgvfdbh. but other than that its always an adverb??
@Rose-ef2cm
@Rose-ef2cm 6 жыл бұрын
Static_Image Wot
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 6 жыл бұрын
Rose "the car is fast"
@maximetchoubar2500
@maximetchoubar2500 6 жыл бұрын
im trilangual and i speak russian to prove i am communist. i speak french to prove i am baguette honhonhon. i speak english to communicate properly.
@sabrina.h2737
@sabrina.h2737 5 жыл бұрын
I tried thinking once but I got a headache so I don't do it anymore.
@catalinad6982
@catalinad6982 5 жыл бұрын
Relatable fam
@Baconator2558
@Baconator2558 5 жыл бұрын
Thinking makes my head sad
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 5 жыл бұрын
Thinking is for the weak!!!
@cking4869
@cking4869 4 жыл бұрын
Onyx Angel Pro tip: Remove all of the excess weight in your head by removing the outer layers of the brain. Only the juicy center is needed for rudimentary survival instincts.
@flargarbason1740
@flargarbason1740 4 жыл бұрын
CKing just cut out the frontal lobe, you can live without it.
@lovesickness1274
@lovesickness1274 4 жыл бұрын
That Big Bang Theory imitation is so damn accurate it hurts. Also: 5:12 "fAsT iS a VeRb" ಠ_ʖಠ
@porassrivastava8242
@porassrivastava8242 6 жыл бұрын
Mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of the cell. Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. It's plural r/iamverysmart
@Killmewithfire
@Killmewithfire 6 жыл бұрын
Poras Srivastava The plural is clearly mitochondrianus
@anonymousally9783
@anonymousally9783 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know who's going to be r/wooooshed. The comment, the reply, or me.
@the.pedbro9605
@the.pedbro9605 6 жыл бұрын
Do you also have a PhD in Darkmaneianiusism?
@porassrivastava8242
@porassrivastava8242 6 жыл бұрын
hi hi hello hello
@kukiii6447
@kukiii6447 6 жыл бұрын
Poras Srivastava that seems pretty carnivorous of u
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, you just wrote season 34 of the Big Bang theory
@andrewjohnstone7943
@andrewjohnstone7943 5 жыл бұрын
THE WHOLE SEASON
@jollyface5986
@jollyface5986 6 жыл бұрын
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
@Thecorvette222
@Thecorvette222 6 жыл бұрын
Jolly Face5 i can't understand that, even though i watch Richard and Mortimer on a daily basis
@technic1285
@technic1285 6 жыл бұрын
The vacuole is the storehouse of the cell.
@harryrobson4718
@harryrobson4718 6 жыл бұрын
Technic 12 The cell wall keeps the microbial mexicans out
@somezsaltz4526
@somezsaltz4526 6 жыл бұрын
Jolly Face5 you get taught this in 7th grade your not smart stfu
@ahmedyasser4350
@ahmedyasser4350 6 жыл бұрын
Mr Fathead woah srs? I tots thought he was a heart surgeon!
@Sam-vv4zd
@Sam-vv4zd 5 жыл бұрын
If it takes you ten minutes to explain why you can't divide by zero, you're just not smart, man
@amaryllis1826
@amaryllis1826 6 жыл бұрын
"Fast is a verb" Fast is a verb FUTURE SCIENTIST EVERYONE!
@mosspea
@mosspea 6 жыл бұрын
Aura Sky Exactly! It is a verb too, but that's not how the mother used it!
@ItsSpies
@ItsSpies 6 жыл бұрын
It should be faster since it's comparing 2 people instead of 3 or more
@jammerlammer546
@jammerlammer546 6 жыл бұрын
+It's Spies Faster is a personal pronoun you amateur
@oRyXWallbang
@oRyXWallbang 6 жыл бұрын
Fast as a bird
@amaryllis1826
@amaryllis1826 6 жыл бұрын
Jammer Lammer Personal Pronouns you each of the pronouns in English ( I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, us, and them ) comprising a set that shows contrasts of person, gender, number, and case. Congrats you just made me look something up. But I don't think faster fits that description, since it's it's not the pronoun itself it's just a comparison between two subjects for example: The falcon is faster than a cheetah. Please explain if I truly got it wrong, I'm not good at remembering grammar. I just write stuff down as it comes to my head.
@Zacharoni_DX
@Zacharoni_DX 6 жыл бұрын
You impersonated most of the cast from The Big Bang Theory pretty well I applaud you
@jesterssketchbook
@jesterssketchbook 6 жыл бұрын
it was very well done wasnt it... it's so easy to imitate big bang theory writing though, it's like it's a formula with a laugh track
@SharkRainstorm
@SharkRainstorm 6 жыл бұрын
If two grammar nazis are in an argument, they'll never end it because they'll keep on correcting eachother.
@suhdude9560
@suhdude9560 6 жыл бұрын
VipVip999 but what if they both have perfect grammar?
@SharkRainstorm
@SharkRainstorm 6 жыл бұрын
They will die.
@saber2802
@saber2802 6 жыл бұрын
And somehow the two become best friends
@blazingbuizel7194
@blazingbuizel7194 6 жыл бұрын
They'd still correct each other
@mac-10candyapple52
@mac-10candyapple52 6 жыл бұрын
Suh Dude They would correct sentence structure or something equally/even more petty.
@jg1681
@jg1681 4 жыл бұрын
6:40 this is HILARIOUS! Along with using the wrong "your", this person forgot an apostrophe in "shouldnt" AND forgot a comma between "computer". And that's just the first line of text!
@stupidmangoz
@stupidmangoz Ай бұрын
Don't forget they incorrectly capitalized "still" too.
@frogenjoyer69420
@frogenjoyer69420 6 жыл бұрын
when you watch too much Richard and Mortimer
@gamblerofrats
@gamblerofrats 6 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' Richard and Mortimer lmao
@ivegotbadtaste9181
@ivegotbadtaste9181 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair you need a very high IQ to understand richard and Mortimer.
@Anton-hs5un
@Anton-hs5un 6 жыл бұрын
Somebody beat me to it ;) (OP)
@julianb132
@julianb132 6 жыл бұрын
"Too much"
@awdawdawdadd2904
@awdawdawdadd2904 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that SorrowTV vapes unironically 100 likes and I will save SorrowTV and forgive him for his sins
@iroden5335
@iroden5335 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus he needs you
@awdawdawdadd2904
@awdawdawdadd2904 6 жыл бұрын
Iroden Sharnn 100 likes and I will forgive him for his sins
@awdawdawdadd2904
@awdawdawdadd2904 6 жыл бұрын
Ace of Spades I’ll try, but boy that’s almost unforgivable.
@thebonelessone3107
@thebonelessone3107 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Please save me too. I think you can tell the sins I’ve committed by just looking at my profile...
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus I put pineapple on pizza, save me from that, bitch.
@tiffanyh629
@tiffanyh629 6 жыл бұрын
7:10 Graphic artists helps visualize, promote, and simplify science from a 10 hour lecture to a 5 second lesson, you squat. They don't waste 5 hrs of someone's life explaining a single concept like the intellects in the video.
@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641
@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641 6 жыл бұрын
graphic artist spotted my wife is a graphic artist so I get it, fuck those science nerds
@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 6 жыл бұрын
hey as an aspiring biochemist this triggers me
@tiffanyh629
@tiffanyh629 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. 😂
@tiffanyh629
@tiffanyh629 6 жыл бұрын
Slurm its highly addictive nah, med student here xD Props to artists bc we can't have our nice diagrams without them
@somezsaltz4526
@somezsaltz4526 6 жыл бұрын
TIffany H I feel like people that are named Tiffany are ether really bitchy or a tard... ya you should change your name
@jaketimms6272
@jaketimms6272 5 жыл бұрын
Also, my dad has a graphic design degree and still makes six figures 😂
@jaysonklein6018
@jaysonklein6018 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome. I'm legit jealous. What does he do, exactly?
@hazardperceptiontest
@hazardperceptiontest 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonklein6018 he does graphic design, obviously
@nnoor07
@nnoor07 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonklein6018 he’s an interior designer
@rat_mikey
@rat_mikey 6 жыл бұрын
What's the point of being special if you drive away everyone who could ever appreciate it with your ego?
@thehermit8618
@thehermit8618 6 жыл бұрын
MAD HEAD RED how else do you make space for that huge-ass brain of theirs?
@rat_mikey
@rat_mikey 6 жыл бұрын
Eh, good point.
@putriscool
@putriscool 6 жыл бұрын
MAD HEAD RED ACTUALLY MY IQ IS 135 AND I AM NOT LIKE THAT I AM TOO INTELLIGENT TO FLAUNT MY INTELLECT IN SUCH A CHILDISH MANNER
@rat_mikey
@rat_mikey 6 жыл бұрын
shit u rite nvm
@DemonlordHatty
@DemonlordHatty 6 жыл бұрын
There are ways where ego can be attractive. These people are just too antisocial to read situations.
@oRyXWallbang
@oRyXWallbang 6 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: SUCC
@lydiascullin6424
@lydiascullin6424 6 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios Succ is short for success something people with low iq do not have check your privileges
@barissaglam9546
@barissaglam9546 6 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios lemme guess, you’ve an IQ of 45?...
@oRyXWallbang
@oRyXWallbang 6 жыл бұрын
Yes 🤙🏼
@lydiascullin6424
@lydiascullin6424 6 жыл бұрын
Samantha would be pleased 😂
@zackmcclean7741
@zackmcclean7741 6 жыл бұрын
LOUD SUCC
@expendableindigo9639
@expendableindigo9639 6 жыл бұрын
My biggest criticism of your channel is that once you read something in your sophisticated voice I can never read it normally again.
@user-wy1kv2tf8n
@user-wy1kv2tf8n 4 жыл бұрын
6:22 I just noticed that it's the comment section of a KZbin video. Considering a forth grader used it to solve their homework, doesn't that mean the college kid is equally stupid, for needing a KZbin video to explain something to him, that they're working with in the fourth grade.
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