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@johnread-jones98465 жыл бұрын
I have an IQ of 167. Do I boast about it all the time? No. Because I cheated in the IQ test, the TRUE way to prevail!
@katherinegriffin5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@kaz27395 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@bobharmon88345 жыл бұрын
Eye queue ************ peasants
@jibbajabba5 жыл бұрын
thats how i got an IQ score of 2 took me three tries to get it that high
@m0nkEz5 жыл бұрын
If ya ain't cheatin ya ain't tryin
@nellfromhell71925 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Sophomaniac -one who has deluded themselves into believing they are a genius
@TheFunniBaconMan4 жыл бұрын
I dOn'T nEeD tHe DeFiNiTiOn. i HaVe A 1,000 pOiNt Iq. i LiKe To ShOvE cAlCuLuS tExTbOoKs Up My AsS.
@cianmoran8244 жыл бұрын
@@TheFunniBaconMan HA. YOU HAVE 1,000 IQ?? PEASANT. I HAVE 5930583 IQ AND I LOVE TO FUCK GEOMETRY COPIES!!
@EternalShadow16674 жыл бұрын
TheGamingBaconator 😂😂😂 i love this
@pilotpuntastic65134 жыл бұрын
@@cianmoran824 HA you have an IQ of 5930585? You absolute pleb My IQ is at least the price of a taco bell quesarrito with extra guacamole and i love swallowing kindles full of audio books about dinosaurs and trains.
@torreywhiting54024 жыл бұрын
@@pilotpuntastic6513 r/vore_irl
@MrBonebus6 жыл бұрын
There is a reason stephen hawkings said "the more you mention your iq the lower it gets."
@yvyrose1955 жыл бұрын
Good quote.
@Buster_Blader3225 жыл бұрын
Got u to 69 likes btw
@thesh6575 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, he had also stated that people who bragged about their IQ were all losers, and gosh, was he spot-on!
@sorayaalcyone27265 жыл бұрын
@@bill_the_butcher woosh? No. I'm being rude, it isn't.
@misterwuss54565 жыл бұрын
He also made a dick joke in a comedy show, so he is in fact a genius!
@RKNGL5 жыл бұрын
Most of these are even funnier when you realize the person is usually wrong about the thing they're trying to be a know it all about. Like the person who called the sun a ball of gas instead of plasma or the person who apparently wrongfully explained for 10 minutes that it's impossible to divide by zero.
@Flowtail5 жыл бұрын
Corrupted Archangel I dont see why it takes ten minutes to explain “because it breaks math”
@Wolf_Larsen5 жыл бұрын
In Germany, they say "Einbildung ist auch 'ne Bildung". It does describe these people to a T. Roughly translated, it means 'delusions are like an education (to some people)'. Something along those lines.
@flargarbason17405 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t want to be on their team on trivia night!
@LeviathanSushi5 жыл бұрын
I'm garbage at math, but to my knowledge, you can't divide by zero because zero is nothing and dividing by nothing doesn't make any sense.
@flargarbason17405 жыл бұрын
Austin Trashman You can’t divide anything by 0. For example, If you divide 5 by 1 you still get x because you can fit 1 into 5 exactly 5 times. if you divide by 0 you’re saying how many times can 0 fit into 5 which doesn’t work since even adding infinite 0s would never go any more or less than 0.
@SorrowTV6 жыл бұрын
I know "fast is a verb" might *sound* stupid, but I assure you, people fast all the time.
@lydiascullin64246 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV people can't fast all the time they can slow all the time people are slow I have a higher iq than mount Everest
@haven43046 жыл бұрын
To those wondering, fast, or fasting, is a thing you do where you abstain from eating something, or just eating and drinking, usually for religious purpose. Muslim often does that in ramadhan month.
@IconInHimself6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV finally someone who can comprehend the idea of English linguistics, society needs more organisms that think outside the box, such as you.
@krrr.49026 жыл бұрын
Dear Sorrow TV, I want you to let you know I think you're a very funny person, but sometimes I don't laugh with your videos. Have you ever seen a freshly opened live oyster when you squeeze a lime into the shell? That's what I feel like if I imagine for a second that the people in your videos are real. I'm just addicted to the cringe.
@jacorp74766 жыл бұрын
The act of fasting is where we get the term "breakfast" for the first meal of the day because it was the first time in the morning one could "break" their fasting after sunrise. WORSHIP MY INTELLIGENCE ALL OF YOU MEEKLINGS WHO CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTRICACY OF THE MACINATIONS OF MY MIND, WHICH ARE AN ENIGMA...
@chubbypapaya6 жыл бұрын
These people have nothing on me dude I have an IQ of -285 Idk what that little line at the front means but it's a big number
@TheSpicyFalafel6 жыл бұрын
Jack Ford underrated comment
@mat-yw6mp6 жыл бұрын
Spicy Falafel the video came out 9 months ago lol
@TheSpicyFalafel6 жыл бұрын
Teteuzin Br yeah but the comment was only 4 days ago
@mat-yw6mp6 жыл бұрын
Spicy Falafel true
@datboi75356 жыл бұрын
You have the intelligence of a god, I bow down to you.
@SorrowTV6 жыл бұрын
Sorry about the re-upload. Enjoy the same exact video, but with all the music played at 95%.
@Kryanide6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV what if I wanted my ears destroyed?
@Gio-kv9hk6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV that's spicy
@jamesanderson96166 жыл бұрын
Well
@Mr_Snow6 жыл бұрын
You were the chosen one
@benfinley36436 жыл бұрын
Very smart If you get my drift
@Kittygirl237393 жыл бұрын
I miss you Sorrow. I love the voices you do, The jokes you make, and your singing; I hope you're doing well!
@SandyGarnelle2 жыл бұрын
did he pass away? like literally? or has he just left yt
@pandapig66632 жыл бұрын
@@SandyGarnelle man’s left yt due to personal issues and reasons, and pretty much retired. No other real news about it
@SandyGarnelle2 жыл бұрын
@@pandapig6663 oh okay! Thx 💙💙
@YorkerYeti6 жыл бұрын
8:17 He's done it. He actually wrote a genuine Big Bang Theory joke. It's scary how on point the punchline was.
@notplayboicactus57006 жыл бұрын
Heitzer why did he really sound like Sheldon tho lmao
@kevinhawkins9406 жыл бұрын
Heitzer bamboozle
@Yuli-xk1lr6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hawkins bojangles
@felixknight82116 жыл бұрын
it was surreal watching how good it was hahaha
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
BOJANGLES And I could totally see them doing this as a joke.
@bn4445 жыл бұрын
The lock one really got me. The guy literally bragged about going caveman on a lock; instead of using a portable, hassle-free encyclopedia.
@spoony84855 жыл бұрын
“I’m better than everyone because I took 3 hours to do something that a ‘normal’ person can do in 2 minutes!”
@TheLugiaSong5 жыл бұрын
Eh, some people don't learn well by reading and so visual/interactive is a much better way of learning. It's like when you're in class and you dismantle the pen to see the parts, reading about pen mechanics would be boring lol.
@vulpezerdavulcan90555 жыл бұрын
“I’m so smart that I refuse to utilize any of the information that the entire rest of the world has already discovered and compiled for my convenience”
@patrickshields69545 жыл бұрын
I'm certain he didn't even figure out how it works and googled it later.
@quackkith5 жыл бұрын
Brandon N it’s literally smarter to go look on google instead of fucking opening it??? wouldnt you have to google how to open a safe lock???
@TheC4ti35 жыл бұрын
As an English teacher, I can confirm that “fast” is indeed a verb... when used as a way to say “abstaining from food.”
@alpacawithouthat9873 жыл бұрын
Most people use fast as an adjective though
@TheC4ti33 жыл бұрын
Yes. Both a verb and an adjective!
@Jane-oz7pp2 жыл бұрын
@@TheC4ti3 as a logophile, it stuns me that people forget that we use words in multiple ways
@Honnii5 жыл бұрын
imagine trying to be smart but you say "fastest" instead of "faster"
@vBurnedWins4 жыл бұрын
Honnii I’m late. But nice animations
@sappho18874 жыл бұрын
@Fucking grass think they're a he - said bad 'son'. Not sure why that matters, but yh
@Ubersnuber4 жыл бұрын
Fucking grass I love to fast my bicycle. See? It works! .... Clap, damnit!
@hewhomainsness91894 жыл бұрын
grammar mean smart and me have good grammer so me smart
@lemonywater29794 жыл бұрын
Are we all gonna ignore the fact that he said FAST IS A VERB
@BeanieGoth5 жыл бұрын
Ok but the Sheldon impression when you said “football” was scarily accurate I am shaking
@shillbill85795 жыл бұрын
bojangles
@BeanieGoth5 жыл бұрын
shill bill bazongo
@kcpugh56015 жыл бұрын
Barracuda
@ryancade38295 жыл бұрын
Buzongis
@dylanchouinard61415 жыл бұрын
Bulgaria
@1loveluc15 жыл бұрын
6:12 why is a fourth grader and a junior in college on the same homework help video?
@spweesh5 жыл бұрын
They've lost all they consider fun and can only feel complete by telling fourth graders that life will continue to get worse forever
@anakruger24125 жыл бұрын
@@spweesh That bothered me too, why is a college student picking on a 10 year old lol
@Aconitum_napellus5 жыл бұрын
Either a piece of shit or a creepy predator.
@CristalianaIvor5 жыл бұрын
Or? A predator would be also a piece. Of shit
@MinimiMax5 жыл бұрын
@@anakruger2412 It's quite obvious. That person is a dumbass, which is why he's having such a hard time during his junior year and the only people he can call out on being dumb are people multiple grades below him.
@sifeeyyaboi42036 жыл бұрын
YOUR SHELDON IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD I GOT SO CONFUSED
@bobbyboi88135 жыл бұрын
He only said “football” and “Bojangles”
@wannabelawnmower25905 жыл бұрын
thats all we need
@striderfitzsimmons-sebring57615 жыл бұрын
most of his impressions were good.
@rey48745 жыл бұрын
I am confusion
@berrytsai5 жыл бұрын
The Raj impression was outstanding too! ALSO 420 LIKES LMAO
@KokokazooFF75 жыл бұрын
Smartest person I ever met was a 27 year old pot head that still lived at home and waited tables at a tex mex restaurant. Fucker was a genius. Also really humble and chill
@emiliew55534 жыл бұрын
spillmoreblood most people that are actually smart are really humble and don’t brag about their IQ (and IQ doesn’t actually matter so they wouldn’t even mention it)
@alanwatts82394 жыл бұрын
@@emiliew5553 IQ is old school.
@emiliew55534 жыл бұрын
Gabriel yes that was literally my point
@caidpitman38454 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear more about this guy. Got any examples? Stories?
@GumSkyloard3 жыл бұрын
@@emiliew5553 Also, they often say they're very stupid.
@SirFroge6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sorrow TV
@jayzenitram96216 жыл бұрын
I don't know, let me ask my graphing calculator.
@cephguardianunit6 жыл бұрын
Syntax error
@ryantacy97786 жыл бұрын
Man ive never met these people or anyone like them and thank sweet baby jesus for that what atrocious personalities
@wanyekest57666 жыл бұрын
Tell me Sir Froge, do you watch Rick and Morty?
@amby-mo3vk6 жыл бұрын
Yes I have a Sorrow TV tattoo, and no you cannot see it.
@yourgazemakesmeblush6 жыл бұрын
"Ill show you more enchanting classical tunes." *PLAYS GUCCI GANG*
@mordekaihorowitz6 жыл бұрын
BabySquirel Mc relevant profile pic
@DonutMaster566 жыл бұрын
I like classical and other stuff. Most pop is trash. But aside from that, modern music is good.
@rainbowduck48756 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about gucci gang when i read this :|
@billyherring99876 жыл бұрын
Rap and modern pop is very bad music overall.
@nemescraft6 жыл бұрын
You guys don't know _real_ music, real music is like this: Cheeki Breeki Hardbass
@andrewramlall35606 жыл бұрын
Gets one question right on jeopardy
@kelbeen6 жыл бұрын
And that question is a pop culture one.
@chief70336 жыл бұрын
then you can understand the complexity of S U C 2 2
@a.i.h.b.p6776 жыл бұрын
Events of: 10/12/1999 At first, nothing happened. The Four wandered around in their enclosures and talked. It was just as you would expect four people to act if they were trapped behind one-sided mirrors. Then, they discovered EXOS-28’s biggest surprise: the interface ports. They could link the interface ports in their wrists with the cables we provided them. Soon, that was the only way they talked. They would gather in the central hub and lay on the floor in a circle, with their wrists linked and their eyes unseeing, exploring inner space and probing the limits of each others minds. They would only rouse themselves from this stupor to recharge the EXOS and preform the routine tests we made them take. We had thought that the EXOS were a necessary part of the integration process; that a human brain would not be stable for long without a physical component. What we quickly found out was that at least at first, the Four eschewed the EXOS almost completely, opting for fully digital interaction. Then came the real shocker. When the Four stopped referring to themselves as “I”.
@dracson2376 жыл бұрын
Those moments bring the most joy to my heart.
@Freaky13476 жыл бұрын
When you get 1st place in a round of Kahoot
@Jenamphetam1ne4 жыл бұрын
6:07 why this "college junior" trying to shit on this kid if hes watching the exact same seemingly educational video?!
@yourex-wife42594 жыл бұрын
Didnt see it was youtube. Good catch
@royalblanket3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he went there just to seem superior to little kids?
@blondebimbowannabe3 жыл бұрын
@@royalblanket that would be extremely pathetic...
@VoidZeroNothing3 жыл бұрын
@@blondebimbowannabe Obviously. But he is doing that. Maybe he didn't come to the video for that specific reason. But he is making fun of a kid for needing help with their homework and thinking fourth grade is tough. So... Maybe he didn't go to the video to make fun of kids, but he definitely ended up making fun of kids. So it's still extremely pathetic. Especially since the only other reason he would have to go there would be because he needs help. From the same video that a fourth grader is using for help. Meaning he is doing fourth grade math in college. And needs help. Really, no matter how you think about it, this guy is just really pathetic. Hail Sithis.
@sinistrality78832 жыл бұрын
yeah if they're a "College Junior" then aren't they supposed to be an adult?, imagine being a 19 year old bashing a little girl's little innocent thought, like how pathetic do you gotta be.
@IneptOrange6 жыл бұрын
That big bang theory impression was _perfect._
@Darkko886 жыл бұрын
Nope, his impression was funny. TBBT is sadder than a clown's funeral.
@garrettrodden45326 жыл бұрын
“Bojangles”
@funnylittlecreature6 жыл бұрын
Mostly Sheldon.
@CrowCoded6 жыл бұрын
It was amazing lmao
@clemgrakata47156 жыл бұрын
IneptOrange *_B O J A N G L E S_*
@ShaunCloudSwain6 жыл бұрын
Do you really think we matter? That's deep. Do you think you can match my intelligence? I doubt it. Hotel? Trivago.
@mvths54716 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@mordekaihorowitz6 жыл бұрын
This made me actually lol
@Orion-fq1oq6 жыл бұрын
This comment is amazing xD
@Imaweirdnormalist6 жыл бұрын
amazing
@christopherbaker90286 жыл бұрын
Thank you, daddy
@TheSonicSegaNerd6 жыл бұрын
My IQ is almost in the DOUBLE DIGITS. 😎
@deithil48546 жыл бұрын
The Sonic Sega Nerd u so smart have my kids
@Reverend_Salem6 жыл бұрын
Positive numbers are the good ones
@gustavodelacruz63136 жыл бұрын
Must be the extra chromosomes
@sero.toniii6 жыл бұрын
Omg I worship u
@astuteanansi49356 жыл бұрын
I'm only 12 IQ points away from a double digit IQ count!
@CallieYanChanEdits4 жыл бұрын
For someone who has claimed to have never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory his Sheldon impression is scarily accurate
@katchupp50674 жыл бұрын
bajumbas
@aishwarya8543 жыл бұрын
*laughter track*
@tyl3r43eight3 жыл бұрын
*bing bong theorem
@Niagaranobs Жыл бұрын
Bagonga.
@abuzzedwhaler79496 жыл бұрын
Wins Kahoot once
@timove4206 жыл бұрын
800 likes lol
@Vincent_A.6 жыл бұрын
994 likes You're very close to 1000
@suscpiciouspatron55856 жыл бұрын
999 like
@darkusrays66556 жыл бұрын
WHOOOO 1K!
@crissyd49756 жыл бұрын
I won a kahoot once! I felt smart.
@jacobf.63106 жыл бұрын
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE SMART. Unlike these people, I would NEVER flaunt my 147 IQ to anyone, as I doubt anyone under my IQ would even understand the complexity and important of an intellectual such as me. Sigh...
@meissmart66786 жыл бұрын
“I doubt anyone under my IQ would understand *the important* of an intellectual such as me” noice
@catalystcatastrophe63286 жыл бұрын
pftt i'm not supposed to be laughing why-
@MrDingo-kw5wd6 жыл бұрын
yay congratulations you found the punch line of the joke *claps*
@MrDingo-kw5wd6 жыл бұрын
Evil Tides. r/wooosh
@porcelainmouse19106 жыл бұрын
@Evil Tides. r/wooosh
@veritascalivmeir37086 жыл бұрын
Other people have to type a password to unlock their phone *I, BEING THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT I AM, UNLOCK MY PHONE BY SOLVING A SUDOKU PUZZLE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS*
@tapwater4246 жыл бұрын
Literally drumpf xDD: i am a racist bigot!!!😤😤😤 Me, 🙌 an intellectual whose vast lexicon radiates ☀☀ like a beacon of knowledge 📙📙over an endless sea💧💧 of ignorance🙈: *pontificates upon the effect of quantum tunneling on DNA* if ur not 140+ IQ 🙉🙉😆😂dont even bother responding 😂😂😂😂
@axellion99516 жыл бұрын
That’d be counterintuitive, anyone can solve a Sudoku puzzle. Not everyone can guess a random amount of numbers.
@axellion99516 жыл бұрын
I sound like fucking idiot.
@thatsachecktalking27036 жыл бұрын
Axellion yeah, I was about to tell you that OP was trolling.
@samieb47126 жыл бұрын
Yo that's lit how did u get your phone to do that
@daypsiequartz4 жыл бұрын
"fast is a verb" I mean.... yeah, but not in that context, buddy.
@daypsiequartz4 жыл бұрын
@Fucking grass yup
@aoki99526 жыл бұрын
smart people: “ugh *normal* people watch rick and morty and _e n j o y e d_ it? *me?* i analyse how deep i am”
@daskampffredchen6 жыл бұрын
I also like to see how deep I am and how deep I can go. We were talking about the same topic right?
@Sizifus6 жыл бұрын
Deep in his own ass that is
@TheDantheman121216 жыл бұрын
you cannot even spell rik and monty!!
@sunnysweet41836 жыл бұрын
But to be fair...
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
@serasvictoria61326 жыл бұрын
The "Big Bang Theory level" shit was high quality shit
@TheAnimeFOB6 жыл бұрын
Doga Uçar unlike the show
@travisdickens87216 жыл бұрын
Bojangles
@ep-kj8wj6 жыл бұрын
The most infuriating part is that Big Bang Theory joke could've easily been taken from an actual episode.
@TheRampantTragedy6 жыл бұрын
ep There was an episode where Leonard watched a football game with some of Penny's friends and couldn't stop commenting on the game, pointing out very basic aspects of the rules that he'd just finished studying.
@squillamsquallace24686 жыл бұрын
And thus why that show is an insult to nerds and science majors.
@dogemaster96764 жыл бұрын
8:06 he literally wrote a Big Bang theory sketch. This is literally the show. bojangles
@DrSuperLuigiSeth14 жыл бұрын
...why do I keep getting inadvertently ridiculed for liking Big Bang Theory?
@midoriasakusa4 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 maybe if you werent insecure about having interests you wouldn't feel ridiculed
@DrSuperLuigiSeth14 жыл бұрын
@@midoriasakusa It's other people bashing my interests that make me feel insecure in the first place
@gregoryfenn14623 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 I used to like it too but not only does it patronise “nerds” by implying they are all pseudo-pedantic pricks, it makes too much use of canned laughter. That’s also why I can’t watch Friends anymore even though I loved it for most of my life :( but people shouldn’t ridicule taste. That’s just mean
@plaaaant3 жыл бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 get better interests ig 🙃
@annascheite78566 жыл бұрын
That Big Bang theory bit was so accurate it physically hurt.
@annascheite78566 жыл бұрын
Bit*
@michalmourek93636 жыл бұрын
B O U J A N G L E S
@MarvinsRoom_6 жыл бұрын
Anna Scheite send noods
@annascheite78566 жыл бұрын
ok
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin5 жыл бұрын
That Sheldon impression was so accurate I thought it was the actual show for a second. Holy shit.
@AriaAsacura6 жыл бұрын
not even gonna lie you could describe that big bang episode scene to me and i'd 100% believe that it was part of a real episode
@madingo026 жыл бұрын
AriaAsacura so true and so cringey
@missconstruct69686 жыл бұрын
I still love that show
@itsyaboi50926 жыл бұрын
MissConstruct EXACTLY 😂
@sylvanfreckles5575 жыл бұрын
Actually, it would be "who is faster" since you're comparing between two people. "Fastest" is a superlative and is only used for three or more. Makes me cringe every time, lol
@flargarbason17405 жыл бұрын
Grammar nazi-ing a grammar nazi?! This is how you open a black hole people!
@vanitaspero10434 жыл бұрын
@@flargarbason1740 That person was a lousy grammar nazi anyway. Didn't even use the correct comparison.
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
this comment section is pure gold.
@emiliew55534 жыл бұрын
yeah i’ll never fucking get over that. fast isn’t a verb. in what fucking world is fast a verb?????
@kitsunefire14 жыл бұрын
@@emiliew5553 Fasting as a verb means to not eat But in this context it doesnt fit
@dlee2556 жыл бұрын
DO YOU MEAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE??? *laugh track* B O T S W A N A
@candyman81556 жыл бұрын
Penni y u stoopid
@dlee2556 жыл бұрын
*_I T S S I E N S S H L E L D O_*
@konraddaszkiewicz646 жыл бұрын
G E S T A P O
@cheesewizard39656 жыл бұрын
B O J A N G L E S
@egvard64446 жыл бұрын
B O D A L L A S
@dankdoggo99066 жыл бұрын
2:03 HOLY SHIT FRANK SINATRA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO MAKE A NEW SONG
@kaizokuAUTO6 жыл бұрын
What's the original song?
@dankdoggo99066 жыл бұрын
“Nobody Gives A Fuck About Your IQ.” By Frank Sinatra.
@codyfarkas76736 жыл бұрын
Dank Doggo lol
@lydiascullin64246 жыл бұрын
U got loved by sorrow congrats
@sarahvatalaro10666 жыл бұрын
WOWIE WOWIE
@tardersauce35786 жыл бұрын
PhDs take roughly 7-8 years, so if you start at 17 or 18, 25 is pretty standard if you start right off the bat. Not too impressive.
@CristianMartinez-rg9sz6 жыл бұрын
r/iamverysmart
@tardersauce35786 жыл бұрын
Cristian Martinez aww shoot.
@CristianMartinez-rg9sz6 жыл бұрын
(:
@FinetalPies6 жыл бұрын
If anything it's proof your parents are rich more than anything.
@v4vindication6226 жыл бұрын
But that isn’t common across the board for most students at that age so yes it’s pretty impressive
@transbiologistthetransesto79564 жыл бұрын
9:07 There's this thing called "simplifying words" and it's when you use more understandable words to make sure your point reaches and is understood by more people. You can get technical all you want, but you can't complain about people not understanding when you start spouting bullshit filler words that *sound* complicated. Just say what the end goal is and be done with it.
@fynnla.e4 жыл бұрын
“I’m requesting you transfer 50cl of dihydrogen monoxide contained within a polyethylene terephthalate chamber, so that I may proceed with my glomerular filtration via process of renal ultrification.” “Dude wtf” “Just pass me the water bottle I’m thirsty”
@КобальтРейген4 жыл бұрын
that's some increasingly verbose shit
@BleachedBlackSocks4 жыл бұрын
OMG A TRANS PERSON! LIKE ME! HELLO FELLOW TRANS HUMAN. WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?
@WarioLandIV4 жыл бұрын
Real genius isn't being smart, it's helping others become smart.
@silvialeonsena88594 жыл бұрын
@@fynnla.e dude.....
@JYNCST3R5 жыл бұрын
The r/iamverysmart people: I have an IQ of 8 Other People: wut. Me: *turns the 8 sideways* BOOM. *AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED*
@2350CST5 жыл бұрын
thespacereaper I was there to confirm. I was the 8.
@JYNCST3R4 жыл бұрын
im confused about this
@zomboss92424 жыл бұрын
thespacereaper 8 sideways is infinity symbol
@2350CST4 жыл бұрын
ZombossonKZbin dude you informed him about his own comment
@zomboss92424 жыл бұрын
Anton Remandaban can I get wooooshed please end ME
@LeVoideth5 жыл бұрын
okay but are we gonna ignore the fact that sheldon bang theory possessed sorrow tv for the "football" line
@blademadlabs24236 жыл бұрын
The Neild deGrasse Tyson one about armed conflicts was just like, "WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK."
@GustafMedF6 жыл бұрын
Blade Madlabs but it's not even true. Some conflicts happened because of plenty of other reasons, like bananas and there was almost a war between Sweden and Russia because of the colour of a bridge. Sweden wanted it to be blue and yellow while Russia wanted it to be red, white and blue. The bridge ended up being grey.
@GustafMedF6 жыл бұрын
Fernando Jose not exactly.
@GustafMedF6 жыл бұрын
Fernando anpther example is Gustav III's Russian war. Everyone and i mean everyone knew it was to boost his popularity at home.
@dewadewi3086 жыл бұрын
Gustaf med F r/iamverysmart
@GustafMedF6 жыл бұрын
mpie angel i would not call what i was doing on the level on what was featured in the video. My intention was to get my thoughts out. I am in no way more intelligent then any other person and if it seemed like i think that i am smarter than anyone then i apologize. Bit i have done a lot of things before that i know would fit in in r/iamverysmart. I used to be really cringy.
@haliax81495 жыл бұрын
"created by large corporations for the sole purpose of profit!" Oh yes, I'm totally going to a board meeting to state that we should no longer focus solely on profits. HAHA
@haliax81495 жыл бұрын
Love how the guy's name is Rick.
@dx14504 жыл бұрын
When has a large corporation ever done something without the sole purpose of profit?
@insertnamehere19834 жыл бұрын
They said they were smart but they forgot about capitalism
@glinkler14224 жыл бұрын
I think video games is a good example of this mantra...
@arxohalk3355 жыл бұрын
"LiKE a pEAckOck!" -Sorrow TV, 2018
@ethandubose21525 жыл бұрын
honestly they should just rename the subreddit to r/iwatchrick&morty
@ethandubose21525 жыл бұрын
and at 1:34 the guys name is literally rick
@alexmecca60035 жыл бұрын
To be fair, 😆😆😩😤you have to have a very high IQ 💯😏🤓😜to understand Rick and Morty. 😤😩💦❤️The humor 🤣😂👍👌is extremely subtle, 👉👌😻and without a solid grasp ✊️💪😫🍆💦of theoretical physics 👁😱😤👀most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. 😉😚😌💯👏👉👍There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, ☠️😬☠️😵which is deftly woven into his characterisation 😑🙌😼🥃- his personal philosophy 🤓😎😒😔draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, 💯😩🍑🍆💦😫for instance. The fans understand this stuff; 😝😘👌👏🙌💯they have the intellectual capacity 🤓😏👌🤝to truly appreciate the depths 🤔🙀👽🤤of these jokes, 😂🤣😍👐👌to realize that they're not just funny🤔😲😚😁- they say something deep about LIFE. 😓🤔🤤😏🤓😱❤️As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty 👏🙌💯😻😤😩💦truly ARE idiots- 😒🤔🙄🤐of course they wouldn't appreciate, 🙌❤️😾👊for instance, the humour 😹😍🤣in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu🅱️🅱️a Lu🅱️🅱️a Du🅱️ Du🅱️," which itself is a cryptic reference 👀👄🙀🤔to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons 😳🤓😝💋🙏I'm smirking😏😏😏😏😏😤🙄 right now just imagining 🤔😑🙄🤣one of those addlepated simpletons 😐😯😑❌scratching their heads in confusion ❓😒🤔😭😓❓as Dan Harmon's 😩🍆💦🍑😤👌👉👌genius ☺️😝🤓😜💯unfolds itself on their television screens. 🙌😆😘😍What fools... how I pity them. 😤😑😂👎 And yes 👍👏🙌😽😻💦❤️by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty👴 👨❤️💋👨👦😤😫💦tattoo. ❤️👏🙌👍👌💯And no,😖😑😕 you cannot see it. 🚫👊❌🙀🙅♂️‼️💯It's for the ladies' 😤😘🍆💦🍑💁☔️😩eyes only👀💋👅💦👍❤️💯- And even they 😜😋😏😽😻have to demonstrate ☝️👏🙌💯that they're within 5 IQ points💯👍❤️👌😘😍 of my own (preferably lower) 😌😤😎🤓beforehand.🍑🍑🍑☔️💯😏🍆💦💯😻😘😍😁❤️💯😤😩😫👏🙌👍👉👌👊
@pain-yu2lt5 жыл бұрын
Alex Mecca why
@alexmecca60035 жыл бұрын
Viper woooosh
@pain-yu2lt5 жыл бұрын
@@alexmecca6003 how is that a fucking woooosh
@creolebastard8816 жыл бұрын
3:31 1. It’s spelt “quad” 2. The phrase is “polyglot”, not qUAdlingual
@Yakubian5 жыл бұрын
That’s not true aCtUaLly polyglot means speaking multiple languages, quad is also wrong the correct term is quadrilingual
@Jessica-ej9dw5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg i think it is polygot im not sure
@MrCALLIGHTMAN5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Very well put, sir, but just one correction. India is a part of Asia. You don't need to call them out individually.
@AhNee5 жыл бұрын
Hell, I had an aunt who spoke 16 languages fluently. How much did she brag about that? Well, I didn't even know until after she died....
@jaspreetsingh-nr6gr5 жыл бұрын
i swear that was exactly my reaction
@LubuzzD5 жыл бұрын
4:00 A sentence that long would be a run on sentence, which means it uses incorrect grammar. This means that A) You’re not smart B) JACKSFILMS will see you on YGS in the next 7 months
@squidpile4 жыл бұрын
At this point, the next YGS will be in 7 years
@Nushnark4 жыл бұрын
@Lubuzz Deawesome Or C) It could be a sentence written by a pretentious German.🙃
@kitsunefire14 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume Mr. JohnsMovies will release YGS in a timely manner
@GumSkyloard3 жыл бұрын
@@kitsunefire1 .. well, he won't be releasing YGS ever.
@Samaniehas6 жыл бұрын
“Oh shit, a year was going by this whole time? Fuck, now we gotta start a new one.” That’s not just a quote from the video, that’s my literal reaction every time December 31st rolls around.
@nickkohlmann6 жыл бұрын
Samaniehas :D I STILL didn't realize cause my classes just went on like we would still write 3 class tests tomorrow, spent all holiday sick and travelling and am stressed out af cause of my exams.. someone told me my birthday is in 4 weeks, still not sure about that
@kats-haven78795 жыл бұрын
*says something completely obvious about life that even a 2nd grader could grasp* "IM JUST SUPER SMART OK I CANT EVEN H A N D LE IT"
@Dimmary5 жыл бұрын
I'm smart because of my experience.
@flargarbason17405 жыл бұрын
Kats-Haven Then they always flaunt their IQ score like it’s important. Even though there are thousands of IQ tests that are completely different and give completely inaccurate scores.
@Dimmary5 жыл бұрын
@@flargarbason1740 ikr
@puffinmaster86 жыл бұрын
That " Football " in Sheldon's voice was spot-on my dude.
@metallsnubben6 жыл бұрын
bojangles!
@ryancade38296 жыл бұрын
Ikr it was almost scary
@simdude10015 жыл бұрын
_woah_ *_i didn't know intelligence was the main way to solve problems_*
@JoeMama-yd1ve4 жыл бұрын
I rely on my sex appeal. Life is very difficult for me.
@liver-failure4 жыл бұрын
Joe Mama who are you?
@maomaomi54343 жыл бұрын
It is in fallout 1 and 2, but other than that, nope
@5321mc6 жыл бұрын
Listen. My IQ cannot be measured by earthly numbers. You might think I watch Rick and Morty, but nay. I am at such an elevated intelligence Rick and Morty viewers look like Neanderthals to me. I have transcended this earthly plane. You might be wondering how. How did I become so intelligent? I have one simple answer. Sorrow Tv
@drymass99906 жыл бұрын
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick O fuck i feel like a fiddle stick
@user-ut7ow4ch6j6 жыл бұрын
Who is sorrow television?? He sounds very sexy
@irlywannadie84096 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 'nay'
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
All glory to Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick.
@crusadinalldaylong55916 жыл бұрын
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick my IQ is i Only Rick and Mort fans will understand this joke about something everyone learns in school.
@crackedemerald49305 жыл бұрын
3:26 dude: "i have high IQ!" Same dude: "qaud lingual"
@Drogon71024 жыл бұрын
Typos don't make you stupid. But yes he is a stupid asshole.
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
......isn't it 'quad'?
@Drogon71024 жыл бұрын
@@randompromises1038 no shit
@alexc.13464 жыл бұрын
Drogon why is ur pfp ur position on the political compads
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
@@Drogon7102 yes thank you i wasn't sure if my two little braincells could handle it
@thwipthwap88706 жыл бұрын
1:36 of course that's his name.
@Eira_6 жыл бұрын
To be fair...
@poseidonpwnsall6 жыл бұрын
Into the butt, Shrek Senpai my thoughts exactly
@rafatunzzz6 жыл бұрын
.
@thomasmilligan96746 жыл бұрын
Reading it in Rick's voice now
@dudenamedrick.6 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, fuck off >:(
@LordPickles035 жыл бұрын
The "GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW" part had me dead
@user-uk5jl6vt9n5 жыл бұрын
most smart people don't feel the need to flaunt their intelligence like a peacock and make it the core trait of who they are as a person.
@null30815 жыл бұрын
k
@Andy-hz2ef5 жыл бұрын
k And they for sure don’t speak in a condescending tone
@thenintendocyclops10745 жыл бұрын
And from my experience of knowing smart people, they typically don't think they're as smart as they really are Or maybe I'm thinking of people who lack self confidence, but still
@Acidfunkish4 жыл бұрын
Being intelligent - similar to being attractive - is not a personality trait. Nor is being "nice." Nice is default. You're not going above and beyond by being "nice." You're being a decent fucking human being. Also, being vegan or doing yoga are also not personality traits. Please stahp. So gross. 🤢 If you think any of the above are personality traits, you need to take a break from working on those areas of your life, and spend some time fostering an actual personality. Because, if not, I can guarantee you'll remain an absolutely insufferable twat. 👍🏻
@ascendedcat2604 жыл бұрын
*_like a peacock_*
@Slazo6 жыл бұрын
clone
@sinnsearly53116 жыл бұрын
Slazo ):
@sinnsearly53116 жыл бұрын
Slazo Be gone, below 197 IQ tool ):
@bigpiggy67576 жыл бұрын
I agree
@nightmarechameleon75026 жыл бұрын
Clones aren't better than the original, therefore, he isn't a clone
@kinspower6 жыл бұрын
Slazo the more, the better
@bengundersen36706 жыл бұрын
The dudes on here are close to interchangeable with r/niceguys
@gelusvenn50635 жыл бұрын
You say that like many of them aren't the same people.
@logankemp44675 жыл бұрын
Ben Gundersen how to make a iamverysmart ad some nice guy a bit of white knight oh and a bit of complete bull crap and some narcissistic shit
@aidsdoh82865 жыл бұрын
"Why are you picking on mike Tyson?"
@spiritbx13374 жыл бұрын
It's Obama you racist!
@ascendedcat2604 жыл бұрын
@@spiritbx1337 no, that's clearly Tay Zonday
@heathstones4 жыл бұрын
@@ascendedcat260 Are you serious? That's obviously Shaquille O'Neal.
@DrSuperLuigiSeth14 жыл бұрын
Don’t you all know Mr. T when you see him?
@juststevoo3 жыл бұрын
@Persephone Muzingeaux Jordan*** it’s Michael Jordan
@OutlawPrince456 жыл бұрын
The sad part is that Neil is really smart... he’s just an ass about it... like, Cosmos is really interesting and I am a big fan of his other shows and lectures but, he really enjoys rubbing it in everyone’s face. “I AM A ASTROPHYSICIST, LOOK AT ME!” It just kills me sometimes...
@xenrusxenomorph22686 жыл бұрын
2BearsHigh-Fiving well sometimes that happens
@wiskyvet6 жыл бұрын
His quote about armed conflict was pretty dumb. Like, Captain Obvious dumb.
@KawakamiTomie6 жыл бұрын
I've got to disagree wholeheartedly with this. I've watched many lectures and interviews by/about him and the vibe I always got was a person who has a strong passion for the sciences, etc... and who loves to educate others.
@wilddogspam6 жыл бұрын
@@wiskyvet armed conflict is like two things in opposition cause a conflict where people arm themselves!!!
@MacyPooh1966 жыл бұрын
He’s only like this on Twitter for some reason. In real life he’s actually a really cool guy.
@UltimateKyuubiFox6 жыл бұрын
2:09 When’s your album dropping, man?
@mschuhler6 жыл бұрын
real shit tho, his voice is fire
@martinramirezjr78726 жыл бұрын
The Eden Project anyone?
@AliasUndercover6 жыл бұрын
That'd do it.
@thewisewolf7686 жыл бұрын
Neil boy really does deserve to be on here. I don't even dislike him that much, but holy shit he hurts to listen to sometimes.
@zhongxina84265 жыл бұрын
5:12 sooo shouldn't the corrected word be "faster" since you're only comparing two people, the son and the mom..
@oRyXWallbang6 жыл бұрын
My IQ is 45 I get hella succs
@AngelofEresos6 жыл бұрын
Noice.
@irshazthedude6 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios my iq 3 faze up bith
@nailsnailsgoodinbed6 жыл бұрын
😢👏🇺🇲🎆
@BigBratMatt6 жыл бұрын
My iQ is my GPA....1
@flayncele6 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios My IQ is -400. I am the opposite of a Rick and Morty fan. And I can guarantee I get a good succ whenever I want
@thejumbaking24246 жыл бұрын
rip filthy frank, ravioli ravioli never forghettioly.
@cingkrimson_requiem6 жыл бұрын
Goodbye ricefields
@Lugermorph14976 жыл бұрын
Go to therapy to do some regrety
@Lugermorph14976 жыл бұрын
Moms spaghetti
@thejumbaking24246 жыл бұрын
rest in spaghetti never forghetti
@brandonninomtz3366 жыл бұрын
Michele sauro wrong video bud
@dexty1126 жыл бұрын
*like a peacock*
@blackholecicle89595 жыл бұрын
1:17 But... The sun isn't made of gas. Is a big ol ball of PLASMA
@maythegamer12915 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT!?
@alanwatts82394 жыл бұрын
Plasma and gas, plasma is a state of matter derived from gas. In order for fusion to start, you need a massive amount of energy that in this case comes from the giant size of the gas giant, wich increases it's pressure/temperature and starts fusion. Jupiter is often called a failed star because it simply doesn't have enough mass to achieve fusion. Referring to earth as a "speck of dust" is also completely out of context if he was trying to be a smartass and use a more scientific approach, it would be more fitting in a poetic view but in this case it just lacks info and sounds empty.
@R-SXX4 жыл бұрын
He meant his head.
@liptonicetea18134 жыл бұрын
Raphael Sindermann cool
@LPreaper4 жыл бұрын
@@liptonicetea1813 he's Acually explaining it in a way that convinces everyone and teaches us somthing new. Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean anyone that says anything mildly scientific is trying to sound smart
@Cublex6 жыл бұрын
"These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do." I'm 14 and failing school and I do that. You don't need to be smart. Also, the BBT part is so accurate.
@46pi266 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I'd say that considering how you actually have at least an ounce of humility, you're probably way smarter than anyone shoved into this subreddit. Or at least you're less insecure. I don't know; you just seem like a better person overall.
@whiteclaws68826 жыл бұрын
Don't waste your parent's money on the titanic that is bitcoin and fukin study you dissapointment, jeez, failing school at 14, atleast make it to college
@Cublex6 жыл бұрын
I'm getting it for free via faucets. And I've actually been able to up my grades, and am getting Bs now.
@jordana9346 жыл бұрын
Whiteclaws lol you okay man
@internetperson32286 жыл бұрын
Cublex I'd make a bitcoin meme but like it's dead so just good job.
@dasutanehineri5 жыл бұрын
0:08 any topic? Sweet I finally have someone to talk about tentacle hentai to
@neonayse88035 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for someone to talk about a franchise i like with me
@Baconator25585 жыл бұрын
@@R0bert714 R E P E N T
@Flowtail5 жыл бұрын
Baconator2558 repent for what
@rohanjeetdas57076 жыл бұрын
I can count to 10.
@technic12856 жыл бұрын
Rohanjeet Das dam🅱, how?
@eduardofreitas83366 жыл бұрын
Pff showoff.
@shleepy...6 жыл бұрын
Huh. Doubt it. Iiii’m only 12 and I’m in 9th grade honors math, but I can only count to 6.
@DonutMaster566 жыл бұрын
Morons. I can count to -1 and I’m a newborn.
@GyspyCrusader6 жыл бұрын
Rohanjeet Das I can't count to a hundred ideot
@digilici9514 жыл бұрын
10:42 actually there’s something called overflow. Computers and such actually can’t count above a certain point. Said point differs depending on the OS and the age of the device, but this point is a reeeeaaaally big number because it’s stored in binary. Unix is a good example of this; 64 binary digits counting the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It’s expected that it will hit its upper limit long after the universe dies. When a binary number hits its upper limit and is then asked to go beyond that, it loops back around and goes all the way back to zero. That’s called overflow. This can happen the other way around, too, and that’s underflow. So yeah! If you ask a calculator to count high enough, it’ll just say “overflow error.” Of course, there’s no way that any one human person could read that much in their life, so that person is just making shit up. Edit: i just iamverysmarted myself, didn’t i. shit.
@ploofthesheep28874 жыл бұрын
congratulations, you just played yourself
@haarisjamil95176 жыл бұрын
8:19 actually seemed like something straight out of the Big Bang Theory
@scbbie5 жыл бұрын
b o j a n g l e s
@captainasshat32286 жыл бұрын
I got a friend who can literally say 123 digits of pi, and got to skip grade 4. Yet he still is a funny, relatable person. He doesn’t run around saying “I AM THE SMARTEST MAN!”
@xenrusxenomorph22686 жыл бұрын
? ? Because social intelligence is strong with this one
@HumanTooth6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he knows what an ego is and doesn't need to keep it at check because he's ACTUALLY SMART
@M_kanpur6 жыл бұрын
What does memorizing a string of numbers have to do with intelligence? Like you could have just said he skipped a grade
@gsfs82086 жыл бұрын
? ? We can't skip classes in the UK, so most of us who have brilliant brains with great potential like I, are forced to let our brains rot by relearning boring easy stuff we've been covering every year since we were 5. This applies to up to primary school especially
@gsfs82086 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Kanpurwala being able to memorise methods, key facts and also being good at remembering things is kinda VITAL to being intelligent
@makt49716 жыл бұрын
Me: *Tries to calculate number of failures in my life* Calculator: 10:46
@milktm7886 жыл бұрын
"I can't count this high!"
@zatehlq3456 жыл бұрын
Mak T my calculator exloded
@mohawkan4230233 жыл бұрын
Good thing he said "Bojangles" instead of "Bazinga", otherwise that impression could have been copyright-claimed as a genuine episode of Big Bang Theory
@phoenix_flame25615 жыл бұрын
8:18 That was a pretty good Sheldon impression.
@kdmrl5 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing, he sounds just like him
@Samuel-xx7wk6 жыл бұрын
His big bang theory voice impressions are a liiiiiiiiiitle to accurate.
@thwipthwap88706 жыл бұрын
The turtle Republic Ironic, isn't it?
@Samuel-xx7wk6 жыл бұрын
The turtle Republic 😂😂
@randomfools8086 жыл бұрын
So is the dialogue
@Darknight44346 жыл бұрын
The turtle Republic r/iamverysmart
@halorocks6976 жыл бұрын
11/10 humour
@alexsm38826 жыл бұрын
Anyone who brags about being very smart is probably not very smart
@xcutestlilkillerx6 жыл бұрын
Alex SM or they have no other redeeming qualities
@DerMoerpler5 жыл бұрын
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister My favorite response to anyone who brag about their IQ online.
@alexsm38825 жыл бұрын
@@xcutestlilkillerx Beside the fact that you can't really quantify intelligence, why would anyone need to claim to be something if they actually were that thing? I agree, because they have no other redeeming qualities, so they convince themselves that the reason they are a human waste of space is because they are super inteligent. We all know that the guy that brags about being 10 inches long to anyone willing to listen is actually probably the unwilling owner of a micro penis.
@ShanteYouStay5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of how President Trump sounds when he bags about his intelligence. lol.
@walrusArmageddon5 жыл бұрын
I mean, they are probably somewhat smart, but they're also assholes
@antoniovazquez86444 жыл бұрын
The “bojangles” is what killed me
@Rose-ef2cm6 жыл бұрын
5:00 fast...isn’t even a verb. It’s still an adverb. At least in the context of what the mom was saying. Bc yes you can “fast”, but that’s different than working fast. Fastest or even faster would still be correct, but then fact that this person tried to seem smart by saying fast was a verb when it isn’t in that context makes me want to punch them more.
@rfmerrill6 жыл бұрын
A grammar prescriptivist would say that fast is strictly an adjective and its use as an adverb is at best colloquial. I'm not a prescriptivist, of course.
@ravioliformuoli27696 жыл бұрын
True but if you become a prespectalitivicits which is a very high level tier of a livarletravlequartd state of hydroid atom byronidenemiumbiuinminminain
@Rose-ef2cm6 жыл бұрын
rfmerrill yea i was referring to fast as in the not eating kind of fast. thats the only way i can think of fast being a verb dfghgvfdbh. but other than that its always an adverb??
@Rose-ef2cm6 жыл бұрын
Static_Image Wot
@rfmerrill6 жыл бұрын
Rose "the car is fast"
@maximetchoubar25006 жыл бұрын
im trilangual and i speak russian to prove i am communist. i speak french to prove i am baguette honhonhon. i speak english to communicate properly.
@sabrina.h27375 жыл бұрын
I tried thinking once but I got a headache so I don't do it anymore.
@catalinad69825 жыл бұрын
Relatable fam
@Baconator25585 жыл бұрын
Thinking makes my head sad
@flargarbason17405 жыл бұрын
Thinking is for the weak!!!
@cking48694 жыл бұрын
Onyx Angel Pro tip: Remove all of the excess weight in your head by removing the outer layers of the brain. Only the juicy center is needed for rudimentary survival instincts.
@flargarbason17404 жыл бұрын
CKing just cut out the frontal lobe, you can live without it.
@lovesickness12744 жыл бұрын
That Big Bang Theory imitation is so damn accurate it hurts. Also: 5:12 "fAsT iS a VeRb" ಠ_ʖಠ
@porassrivastava82426 жыл бұрын
Mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of the cell. Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. It's plural r/iamverysmart
@Killmewithfire6 жыл бұрын
Poras Srivastava The plural is clearly mitochondrianus
@anonymousally97836 жыл бұрын
I don't know who's going to be r/wooooshed. The comment, the reply, or me.
@the.pedbro96056 жыл бұрын
Do you also have a PhD in Darkmaneianiusism?
@porassrivastava82426 жыл бұрын
hi hi hello hello
@kukiii64476 жыл бұрын
Poras Srivastava that seems pretty carnivorous of u
@darkartsdabbler24076 жыл бұрын
Dude, you just wrote season 34 of the Big Bang theory
@andrewjohnstone79435 жыл бұрын
THE WHOLE SEASON
@jollyface59866 жыл бұрын
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
@Thecorvette2226 жыл бұрын
Jolly Face5 i can't understand that, even though i watch Richard and Mortimer on a daily basis
@technic12856 жыл бұрын
The vacuole is the storehouse of the cell.
@harryrobson47186 жыл бұрын
Technic 12 The cell wall keeps the microbial mexicans out
@somezsaltz45266 жыл бұрын
Jolly Face5 you get taught this in 7th grade your not smart stfu
@ahmedyasser43506 жыл бұрын
Mr Fathead woah srs? I tots thought he was a heart surgeon!
@Sam-vv4zd5 жыл бұрын
If it takes you ten minutes to explain why you can't divide by zero, you're just not smart, man
@amaryllis18266 жыл бұрын
"Fast is a verb" Fast is a verb FUTURE SCIENTIST EVERYONE!
@mosspea6 жыл бұрын
Aura Sky Exactly! It is a verb too, but that's not how the mother used it!
@ItsSpies6 жыл бұрын
It should be faster since it's comparing 2 people instead of 3 or more
@jammerlammer5466 жыл бұрын
+It's Spies Faster is a personal pronoun you amateur
@oRyXWallbang6 жыл бұрын
Fast as a bird
@amaryllis18266 жыл бұрын
Jammer Lammer Personal Pronouns you each of the pronouns in English ( I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, us, and them ) comprising a set that shows contrasts of person, gender, number, and case. Congrats you just made me look something up. But I don't think faster fits that description, since it's it's not the pronoun itself it's just a comparison between two subjects for example: The falcon is faster than a cheetah. Please explain if I truly got it wrong, I'm not good at remembering grammar. I just write stuff down as it comes to my head.
@Zacharoni_DX6 жыл бұрын
You impersonated most of the cast from The Big Bang Theory pretty well I applaud you
@jesterssketchbook6 жыл бұрын
it was very well done wasnt it... it's so easy to imitate big bang theory writing though, it's like it's a formula with a laugh track
@SharkRainstorm6 жыл бұрын
If two grammar nazis are in an argument, they'll never end it because they'll keep on correcting eachother.
@suhdude95606 жыл бұрын
VipVip999 but what if they both have perfect grammar?
@SharkRainstorm6 жыл бұрын
They will die.
@saber28026 жыл бұрын
And somehow the two become best friends
@blazingbuizel71946 жыл бұрын
They'd still correct each other
@mac-10candyapple526 жыл бұрын
Suh Dude They would correct sentence structure or something equally/even more petty.
@jg16814 жыл бұрын
6:40 this is HILARIOUS! Along with using the wrong "your", this person forgot an apostrophe in "shouldnt" AND forgot a comma between "computer". And that's just the first line of text!
@stupidmangozАй бұрын
Don't forget they incorrectly capitalized "still" too.
@frogenjoyer694206 жыл бұрын
when you watch too much Richard and Mortimer
@gamblerofrats6 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' Richard and Mortimer lmao
@ivegotbadtaste91816 жыл бұрын
To be fair you need a very high IQ to understand richard and Mortimer.
@Anton-hs5un6 жыл бұрын
Somebody beat me to it ;) (OP)
@julianb1326 жыл бұрын
"Too much"
@awdawdawdadd29046 жыл бұрын
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that SorrowTV vapes unironically 100 likes and I will save SorrowTV and forgive him for his sins
@iroden53356 жыл бұрын
Jesus he needs you
@awdawdawdadd29046 жыл бұрын
Iroden Sharnn 100 likes and I will forgive him for his sins
@awdawdawdadd29046 жыл бұрын
Ace of Spades I’ll try, but boy that’s almost unforgivable.
@thebonelessone31076 жыл бұрын
Jesus Please save me too. I think you can tell the sins I’ve committed by just looking at my profile...
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi55676 жыл бұрын
Jesus I put pineapple on pizza, save me from that, bitch.
@tiffanyh6296 жыл бұрын
7:10 Graphic artists helps visualize, promote, and simplify science from a 10 hour lecture to a 5 second lesson, you squat. They don't waste 5 hrs of someone's life explaining a single concept like the intellects in the video.
@slurmitshighlyaddictive56416 жыл бұрын
graphic artist spotted my wife is a graphic artist so I get it, fuck those science nerds
@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi37136 жыл бұрын
hey as an aspiring biochemist this triggers me
@tiffanyh6296 жыл бұрын
Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. 😂
@tiffanyh6296 жыл бұрын
Slurm its highly addictive nah, med student here xD Props to artists bc we can't have our nice diagrams without them
@somezsaltz45266 жыл бұрын
TIffany H I feel like people that are named Tiffany are ether really bitchy or a tard... ya you should change your name
@jaketimms62725 жыл бұрын
Also, my dad has a graphic design degree and still makes six figures 😂
@jaysonklein60184 жыл бұрын
Awesome. I'm legit jealous. What does he do, exactly?
@hazardperceptiontest4 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonklein6018 he does graphic design, obviously
@nnoor073 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonklein6018 he’s an interior designer
@rat_mikey6 жыл бұрын
What's the point of being special if you drive away everyone who could ever appreciate it with your ego?
@thehermit86186 жыл бұрын
MAD HEAD RED how else do you make space for that huge-ass brain of theirs?
@rat_mikey6 жыл бұрын
Eh, good point.
@putriscool6 жыл бұрын
MAD HEAD RED ACTUALLY MY IQ IS 135 AND I AM NOT LIKE THAT I AM TOO INTELLIGENT TO FLAUNT MY INTELLECT IN SUCH A CHILDISH MANNER
@rat_mikey6 жыл бұрын
shit u rite nvm
@DemonlordHatty6 жыл бұрын
There are ways where ego can be attractive. These people are just too antisocial to read situations.
@oRyXWallbang6 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: SUCC
@lydiascullin64246 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios Succ is short for success something people with low iq do not have check your privileges
@barissaglam95466 жыл бұрын
isaiah rios lemme guess, you’ve an IQ of 45?...
@oRyXWallbang6 жыл бұрын
Yes 🤙🏼
@lydiascullin64246 жыл бұрын
Samantha would be pleased 😂
@zackmcclean77416 жыл бұрын
LOUD SUCC
@expendableindigo96396 жыл бұрын
My biggest criticism of your channel is that once you read something in your sophisticated voice I can never read it normally again.
@user-wy1kv2tf8n4 жыл бұрын
6:22 I just noticed that it's the comment section of a KZbin video. Considering a forth grader used it to solve their homework, doesn't that mean the college kid is equally stupid, for needing a KZbin video to explain something to him, that they're working with in the fourth grade.