Sounds of Starbucks - Tim Hawkins

A storm's a brewin'...

[@JoshuaMcCullough]

I feel like an opportunity for the line 'Hello dark roast my old friend' was missed

[@danielboggan2479]

Dang... That would have been even better

[@strangertobluewater]

I would like to hear the rest of your song!

[@klrmsg]

That's what I expected to hear.

[@unknowmysteries5925]

Your def correct. It’s still great tho!

[@celestawilliams8436]

That's great!😂😍

[@danikelley417]

I’m a barista at Starbucks and I approve this is a legit story

[@jimloth6091]

So is my daughter - and you can be sure I just sent this to her!

[@freelanserns187]

It may be that I am a Canadian but I prefer tim hortons

[@IreneJLyles]

🤣

[@jimloth6091]

@@freelanserns187 I'm Canadian too. Timmy's quality has slipped badly in the last few years. I prefer MacDonald's coffee now. This new Siren blend at Starbucks is really good though.

[@KandiKlover]

Starbucks isn't a real barista. That's like pretending you're a chef because you work at mcdonalds.

[@minusskydiver5039]

People going off because they couldn't get a caramel frap, Holy crap. That was the best line!!!!! anyone else agree?

[@Dargonkin527]

Yes! I always felt something was missing at that point of the song.....

[@lynngiesbrecht910]

I agree 117%!! The best part tho was his facial expression while he loud whispers “holy crap”! If YT worked like Netflix, I would be 10 second rewinding that over & over until my hand got tired or my kids yelled at me! What’s funny is it was my son who told me about this video, tho he misheard me when I said “Sound of Silence” & told me he liked when the piercings moved so I thot my son was nutz for a cpl mins!

[@noahhiszczynskyj6944]

Yep

[@faemike55]

Yep! I agree with you

[@Skyscraper2015]

Amen brother. I was laughing out loud, for real.

[@garebear1364]

He can roast with the best of them! The simmering melodies, the emotions boiling over.....that’s grounds for applause!

[@petergrieder9393]

That's a tall order of puns. You may need to venti out your frustrations more. Perhaps with less scone.

[@Chris_Cross]

Get out. Both of you.

[@ericdaily8835]

" Grounds " for applause! LOL!!!!

[@kiltedpatriotatheart]

That's some good puns there.

[@ekramer2478]

I see what you did there...

[@leftcoaster67]

Somewhere both Disturbed and Simon & Garfunkel are laughing.

[@timsparks7344]

I hope so

[@ShadowCthulhu]

I do hope they have seen this and that they are laughing, I forgot to ask them last time I met them at their tour. If they come back to my town and I get the back stage pass again I will make sure to ask them.

[@emmagaertner8149]

the fake piercings are hilarious

[@IzzyNChrist]

I thought they were real until I realized they kept on moving 😂

[@Echognomics101]

@@IzzyNChrist And multiplying.

[@notlikely4468]

I wish I'd had a few of those for the "Gender and Diversity" course I took in Uni

[@hannahno.4]

when he pushed his lip ones together I lost it

[@The_Real_Indiana_Joe]

Gave up once, and like a trooper tried again.

[@moved1885]

I never knew that the words "caramel frappe" being rhymed with "holy crap" was something I'd needed to hear until this day. Hilarious xD

[@rwyatt4925]

This song should be played in every starbucks. Its great.

[@keys2hades634]

Two things I love the most about this video. 1: His earrings keep moving. 2: "Holy crap"

[@cozylime_2006]

🤣

[@robbymounce5764]

They moved 8-9 times! lol ❤TIM HAWKINS!

[@MayaRivka]

Agreed!!!!!!

[@bwalls0103]

It's so funny cause every time they went back to his face the rings would be in different places! Tim, you are Hilarious dude!!!!!!!!

[@jordanmicahcook]

B W I kept expecting at the end that his face would be covered in hundreds of rings for the last line... 😂

[@SophiaAphrodite]

He was mocking David Drahman of Disturbed. They did an amazing cover of this. Apparently Tim wasn't happy with it?

[@brandoncoates1681]

Sophia Bogard You do realize it’s possible to pay tribute to something while making jokes about it, right? Most everyone agrees they did an amazing cover.

[@randyworley7047]

I was wondering if I was the only person who noticed it.

[@terrypen]

1:36 when it fell off of his eyelid made me replay that part over and over! haha

[@amandeepuppal71]

"They had totes run out of cream" This made my day 😁😁😁😁😁

[@GenerallyGeneralLee]

I didn't get that one, what does it mean? (Proud to say I'm completely UNfamiliar with Starbucks)

[@arieheath7773]

Generally General Lee Totes is sometimes used as slang for totally, normally by the kind of people who would hang out in Starbucks.

[@GenerallyGeneralLee]

@@arieheath7773 Gotcha, thx! Looks like TH "totes" does his research

[@annatubb8164]

Totes, short for totally. Totally ran out of cream. Easy to miss!

[@Contessa27]

My favorite line!

[@chadjohnson1692]

As a former employee, I can testify to the pure madness, even when we ran out of one flavor. There were ten others but if they could not get the exact thing they ordered every day, they lost their minds. They would scream, squeal the tires when leaving and even knock things off the shelf when they walked out.

[@dylanfree6448]

Jeeez, they need to get a grip!!! 🙄. Can you say "mental illness?"

[@schechter01]

If you haven't posted your insane customer stories in the proper Reddit subthread by now...then you really should.

[@grast5150]

What the F is wrong with these people? Did anyone every call them out on their behavior?

[@Jadzgrl]

😲

[@scotty06wwjd]

Sad but true! Dutch Bros coffee is better, and much nicer customers as well =)

[@ericdaily8835]

This guy is the weird Al Yankovick of Christian music/comedy.

[@BadWebDiver]

Amen to that! (Ray Stevens qualifies as well...)

[@78rpmrecord65]

Yes and try Randy stonehill

[@Dman0001]

@@78rpmrecord65 absolutely - used to love Randy Stonehill - and Steve Taylor - his stuff was new wavy and very stinging. Meltdown at Madame Tuseau

[@matthewballon9948]

Weird al yankovick is a christian himself.

[@raran44]

*Yankovic

[@reaganmorrison6877]

I like how they have to check google maps to know there's a Starbucks across the street

[@VTXCageSC]

Well, it's not like anyone is going to look up from their phone to check. I've literally seen people check their phones to confirm the wet dropping upon them from above, was rain.

[@davidhays6286]

😂😂😂😂❤️😂😂😂

[@ekramer2478]

@@VTXCageSC Those things will be the extinction of our species. Yes of course I own a computer. I do not own a cell phone or a smart phone and I am keeping it that way (Will cave on the thing for an upcoming cross country drive, coupons and a few functions. Maybe. Some day.) For now when I go out, I check the weather service on cable or my computer first, I look up where I'm going if I don't already know ahead of times, or I gasp, ask directions, and If I am out of the house you just don't reach me. Talking on those at cash registers and all is dehumanizingly rude. I'd rather stare at reality at least part of the day.

[@badlandskid]

Reagan Morrison definitely a woke community to have a starbucks across the street. 😲

[@user-mr9uy9gj5l]

It's all part of the meaning found in the original song.

[@racingfuel28]

As a Disturbed fan, he nailed this one. It is absolutely brilliant😂

[@Hituvuvuvu]

Disturbed makes sinful music

[@genehoughton105]

Disturbed actually saw this video and directed their fans to the video. They thought it was hilarious.

[@raran44]

Too bad Sound of Silence isn’t actually Disturbed’s song to begin with

[@charlesgreen8703]

@@raran44 I still think The Original by Simon and Garfunkel is the best…and I usually hate cover songs…but the fact that Disturbed went from Down With The Sickness to The Sounds Of Silence and Nailed it is very impressive…they really did the song justice… I’m sure Paul and Art would approve

[@Anwelei]

It really is!! I used to love Disturbed. I still appreciate them.

[@oof4289]

He deserves a Grammy award.

[@TheRealTheolina]

Ok as an ex barista I have to say you nailed everything on the head about a day in the life of a Starbucks barista lmao. Loved it.

[@knightwolf3511]

whats sad is across the street part the one i went to ran out of chocolate so i went to the other one that was close by sadly not across street but down the road

[@unseenoutdoors]

Yeah barista doesn't mean a fucking thing ...... you were just a coffee chick

[@ShaggyDabbyDank]

@@unseenoutdoors Lmao what do you mean barista doesn't mean a thing? You go behind the coffee bar and make people's coffee for them, see how you like it.

[@unseenoutdoors]

@@ShaggyDabbyDank I'm sorry were you trying to make an argument or explain that work is hard but not that hard if you're just pouring coffee all day... I'm really confused?

[@ShaggyDabbyDank]

@@unseenoutdoors Im explaining that working at starbucks is more than just pouring coffee all day lmao.

[@acg5699]

2:16 "cause they couldn't get a caramel frap, holy crap" lol 😂

[@SizzlingVibe]

AlyG99 luv literally the best part of the entire song

[@aleahpitman2083]

Yes, definitely the best part! 😂😂

[@FRO8181]

Funniest line 😂

[@jeffzabriskie5209]

Yeah, as soon as he said frap, I knew he really limited himself with how to get out of that corner--I doubt know if there's ever been a more perfect holy crap...

[@lgtwzrd]

More like unholy crap.

[@JT-ml4qg]

Classic Tim. Well done, again. Love the ring changes. Your talent as a comedian is tops but more importantly, with clean humor, spreading the good news of Christ and...you are one amazingly gifted musician.

[@SQUATCHY614]

Hard to find clean humor. He’s a master at it.

[@kiltedpatriotatheart]

Hear, hear! @@SQUATCHY614

[@todmccreary7806]

[Customer]: Hey barista, this coffee tastes like dirt! [Barista]: It was ground this morning.

[@Teddypally]

[Customer]: Hey barista, can I get a dark roast? [Barista]: What sort of hair therapy do you use? Chemo? Ba-dum-tiss.

[@johno3326]

Teddypal 😂

[@robertmounce2667]

TEN OUT OF TEN DAD JOKE THERE! Lol

[@journeystarr]

Ba dum tiss

[@Skyscraper2015]

Wasn't that from a movie or something? I heard that from a movie. Can't remember which one tho.

[@captainjohnh9405]

Weird Al would be proud!!!! Well done.

[@West-rk7dz]

He's probably seen it

[@automatonm99]

I wonder how weird al would parody the sound of silence.

[@tonyhodgin1158]

John H yes he would

[@Groot_The_Terrorist]

@@tonyhodgin1158 would? He's not dead guys...

[@theteacupbunny632]

@@Groot_The_Terrorist would is current tense....

[@sydneylauren2306]

As a Starbucks Batista, I approve of this and will make this my theme song😂 This song is just too real and yes half of this has actually happened to me

[@christiantwichell1375]

My sister is a Starbucks Barista too and is gunna sing this all day at work!! I just know it!!😂😂

[@tornadofreaks5744]

This was sooooooo DISTURBing...............

[@JohnSullivanEvans]

Batista 😂 Dave

[@ScarriorIII]

Is that like a Spanish Church Barista? XD

[@nerfermodder]

Batista from Dexter??

[@hammerandnail7726]

Tim, you have a great wonderful voice! Thank you for saving it and sharing it with Believers in Christ.

[@TheKrensada]

My favorite thing about this is his moving piercings that's some Mel Brooks shit.

[@natee.5168]

This is awesome. I even think Weird Al would be proud.

[@JoshB_TheTower]

Totally.

[@kevinmorgan8782]

Weird Al couldn't compete. This was parody gold!

[@malloki1]

Tim is just a passenger in Weird Al's car, but this is really good.

[@kevinmorgan8782]

@@malloki1 I guess you're a true fan of Weird Al, so I won't counter your enthusiasm. Just thought this video is truly genius.

[@malloki1]

@Kevin Morgan Oh I agree he is great, but apples to apples he just doesnt have the portfolio that Weird Al has.

[@jordanmicahcook]

Oh Tim... You’ve outdone yourself again... Lyrics filled with so much humor... About the coffee consumer... And the words, of the songs that you sing are pure... That’s for sure... These are the songs... Of Hawkins...

[@patriotastronomer5113]

Excellent! You are a poet and did not know it!

[@rabidlorax1650]

Patriot Astronomer XD

[@robbymounce5764]

@@patriotastronomer5113Dad Joke…………? lol

[@musicadamcooke]

As a lover of musical parody and the coffee consumer I swore I would never be in my 20s, I love the blending of the two best-known versions of “The Sounds of Silence” and the sharpness of the (very singable) spoof lyrics. Laughed out loud several times. Bravo, Mr. Hawkins.

[@roserye5511]

I'm old enough to remember the original S&G version, and I love the Disturbed version as well...Tim, you've bested them fer shure!!! 💜

[@tarheel777100]

*1,000 hippsters maybe moreeeeeee*

[@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527]

I shed a single tear there...

[@lsmith6046]

I was one of themmmmmmm (but i didnt dislike the video)

[@simeonbaumel7293]

@Noah Maybe more... about 1100 by now...

[@Echognomics101]

That is the longest drive-thru line in history I'm guessing. LMAO.

[@lv2xlr8NOW]

We need more of this humor in the chaotic nobody gets along divisive climate in America, Thanks I needed that. 👍

[@NoniOfFive]

Right? 👍🏻

[@jarodmorris611]

Check his other videos. They are ready funny too

[@BadWebDiver]

Amen!

[@macforme]

@Redeemed Disconnecting from reality is always soothing and it solves all the problems. Where would the world be if EVERYONE chilled near a small town? 100's ? 800's?

[@thingfish000]

Divisive? You ain't seen nothing yet.

[@scottadams9759]

Anybody else upset that he didn't start this off as "hello dark roast my old friend."?

[@leahlamay8025]

That would accualy be funny if he did say that

[@darrengriffin8609]

No, just you.

[@brsnow225]

Not really, they’ve only got one coffee realy…..if you want something stronger, they give you the stuff that’s been cooking down from earlier.

[@SheepdogSmokey]

Tim and Weird Al, amazing talents who can do anything they want, and people don't realize it.

[@taylortreasuresluciataylor]

I love how the rings kept moving!! Haha!! ;)

[@Raptorblitz1]

Didn't notice that until you said something I almost threw up my Big Mac🤣

[@taylortreasuresluciataylor]

Oh gosh! Sorry! Haha!! :) At least you didn't! Lol! :) God bless. :)

[@TheStacylee12]

And falling off!! Lol

[@michaelkelleypoetry]

Taylor Treasures What rings???? I don’t see any rings, moving or otherwise.

[@yeah4me1]

What? No tongue piercings?

[@AHG1347]

2:29 "While the Bible Study prayed, baristas formed a barricade." I am just imagining what that would look like in real life. #coffeegeddon Tim Hawkins is the true Lord of the Lip, Ear and Nose Rings.

[@aidenvanasco]

We ought to start that #coffeegeddon...unless it's already been started, in that case there would be a lattte of stupidity in me...😬

[@anniehendrix2623]

I loved that part!!!!!

[@M54JC]

Finally Tim’s back!!

[@marshahinson2360]

Just loiter @ a table & listen. You'll see most of it on any given day.

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

That took a latte of self control not to laugh while singing. 😂😳

[@That_Singing_Nurse_Dude]

*applause*

[@desaster903]

I see what you did there...

[@robertmounce2667]

*SLOW CLAPPIN*....... Lol!

[@ironclad3380]

Slow clap

[@lattelord]

Lattes are life tho

[@Skyscraper2015]

I love the multiple facial rings that either keep moving or falling off. I also love right at the end when he has finished singing he does a slight head roll back and forward repeatedly. Also if Starbucks is universally despised howcome there is another right across the street? Our version of Starbucks here in South Africa would be Vidae Caffè. Think of Starbucks and you have Vidae Caffè.

[@juggysmokes7812]

Now I want Starbucks.and when his eyebrow ring fell off, I died.

[@ryancarter2959]

michael passineau honestly knowing Tim I wouldn’t be shocked if that was planned 😂

[@AravisKenobi14]

He's hilarious in person. I saw him last November and my sides and face were so sore from laughing so hard! I didn't have a voice the next day because he kept us rolling. And he does a LOT of improvisation when things don't go exactly right, so I'd imagine that eyebrow ring dropping WASN'T actually planned. ;)

[@johnw2026]

@@AravisKenobi14 the way he looked down when it fell off, i don't think it was planned either, lol!

[@MrPAULONEAL]

All of his piercings fell off...

[@nerdydivanikki]

Tim Hawkins, the man who never fails to make me laugh. Thanks for the parody!

[@ben_hell4437]

Parody of what

[@sabinmckinnie3678]

@@ben_hell4437 Sound of Silence

[@gryphenicedancer8796]

@@ben_hell4437 The Disturbed cover of The Sound of Silence. Both the official video and the live performance on Conan are awesome. Look them up and you will get the joke. This video had me laughing so hard it triggered my asthma just because I had found the Disturbed covers and could get the humor in the parody.

[@notsogregarious]

Got my morning coffee and bagel with jam...can't wait to post this on my Instagram..

[@JonWatson-qs8rk]

I’ve shared it with everyone I know. It was probably the fourth time I had watched it when I noticed the ring fall from the left eyebrow during the scene. Priceless. God‘s a gift to all of us in the form of comedy relief. If you’re reading this, you’re a great guitar player and a great singer. My hat is off to you, my brother, fellow, singer, songwriter, entertainer, Jon Watson. God bless you and yours.

[@sheviking1723]

Once when we were at one of Tim's shows my brother laughed so hard he ended up puking. That goes to show you how awesome he is.

[@amandamallette2797]

My cheeks hurt for a week after his show!!!

[@steve60016]

Great voice.

[@davidsain2129]

Puke worthy funny!

[@FullMetalSnake77]

At his live show, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard! 😂 he’s awesome!

[@fortisprocer966]

I just saw him live a couple months ago and I was in tears.

[@lovemyemma]

This is the best parody. Watching “disturbed” sing this song first makes the parody especially fantastic. Tim can change his voice to sing almost any artist!! Love this guy. Even his piercings showing up on different parts of his face is awesome!! “Disturbed” wears ridiculous piercings on his lip to sing this very peaceful 70’s song. Which is pretty funny to begin with. We need more comedy in this bizarre world.

[@CallmehErin2008]

I listen to his songs and comedy all the time. It makes my day a LOT better! Keep it up, Tim!

[@matthewn2559]

try listening at double speed!

[@roldarnesen5767]

Has become one of my favorite music videos. Such an emotional connection! 😁

[@SaabSurpemacy]

So this is what happens when Chick Fil A is closed on Sunday.

[@jessface777]

Vision Division 😂

[@jackiesampieri]

Hahahahaha for sure

[@dallasmuzikboy]

this comment wins the Interwebs

[@mikehilbert9349]

Bwahahah, best observation

[@denischabriddell986]

@@matthewcraker6729 that's not true. They hire gay people.

[@tannerrobinson5110]

Gold. Pure Gold.

[@jasonsouvannarath5789]

Being blind and unable to see the visuals, I have to rely on my imaginations. But it makes it twenty times funnier. My sides hurt!

[@clairecroot7528]

Anytime I need a cheer up, I watch this, pure genius!

[@Indyrm03]

As a barista working at Starbucks for about 2 months, I can't stop laughing at this!!! I can't give this enough thumbs up!!!!

[@mercy9542]

I hope I’m not the only one that memorized this song and got everything perfectly sounding and sang it a a school talent show

[@w.d.gaster1159]

you're not alone... but i took it a bit further. Not only did i memorize it, i also dressed up as the main singer from desturbed with piercings and wore a bald head (those things you used for theater) and everything. so no, you're not alone.

[@rayeittastay2458]

Please tell me you have the videos, I'd love to see your performances.

[@flamenskall2016]

Psssssh Get a life you losers lol

[@mjargunn4453]

@@flamenskall2016 What's your deal? 😕

[@flamenskall2016]

@@mjargunn4453 W/roooosh It was a joke I don't have much of a life either

[@danrose3233]

The dislikes are from baristas with piercings.

[@48games]

This comment must have been made back when KZbin was ordered to hide Dislikes because of all the dislikes the Whitehouse official channel was getting back when The Obiden was self appointed President 😂

[@bigerkinfamily]

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. Thank you Tim!

[@seannordeen5019]

How could anyone vote this down? I literally fell off my chair laughing.

[@Skyscraper2015]

Peeps obviously feel it is mocking the remake of the original. Idiots. Get a little humour in your systems for crying out loud.

[@TheStartrek99]

They were probably one of the rioters.

[@jonathanhall7903]

Triggered snowflakes

[@briankady1456]

They have no sense of humor.

[@sopheimayfield5481]

I love how as soon as they say, "Riots started at Starbucks" they showed all the plastic straws!

[@prncess803]

Stardust & Slimes they don’t use plastic straws anymore !!!!!!

[@lynngiesbrecht910]

@@prncess803 so how do you drink the iced ones?!?

[@KandiKlover]

@@prncess803 They do as long as you don't live in craphole loser california.

[@prncess803]

Kandi Klover Nope! I work at a hotel with a Starbucks. I fill in as a barista. No plastic straws! And it’s not located in amazing Southern California!

[@JeffandHansel]

The 1300ish people that have disliked this video must lead miserable, humerless lives.

[@Ragnar06]

They're Antifa's Satanic Communists no doubt.

[@_Peremalfait]

They're called hipsters.

[@jessicajennings9148]

One of them was the lady in yoga pants.

[@dariauniverse9166]

What was the country they drinks tea, hmm, somewhere in europe

[@stevegillis5297]

@@dariauniverse9166 Starbucks in Kuwait also serves many different kinds of teas.

[@kristaking1]

My daughter works at Starbucks..I had to send this to her LMFAO 😂😂😂It is so accurate!!

[@jaygonzalez8309]

I don't even drink coffee and this was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@deathdealer9976]

Get out of here pagan

[@beckybanks5835]

Same here🤣🤣

[@eej1983able]

Me either but I love their Teavana tea selections lol

[@VikingPreparedness]

Well done. On a couple levels!

[@KingPanda1982]

Are you sure you don't mean a cup-a levels. Eh eh...

[@trustknowwaunful]

@@KingPanda1982 ...oh great...not dad jokes! (Lol)

[@BMacksAerialVisuals]

Comic genius! And extremely well produced.

[@gofigureme5749]

Can't stand their coffee or politics but this is hilarious!

[@Echognomics101]

Funny, I thought they put their coffee in a red cup with snowflakes on it and a bunch of easily-offended Christian people lost their minds and made it political when it wasn't intended to be political.

[@oof4289]

Lol why would a coffee place talk about politics if I wanted to hear about politics I would watch the news not go to a coffee place XD

[@SeaWolfEntertainment]

Drink black rifle coffee company you won’t be disappointed

[@faemike55]

I'm not a fan of Starbucks but I agree that this was great. I prefer Dutch Bros.

[@ridetn7695]

@@SeaWolfEntertainment Ha this hasnt aged well, P.S. don't support Black rifle coffee company they are also liberal look it up.

[@maramaxwell2687]

I love how he’s trying to sing with all those lip rings 😂

[@Ulathar]

Disturbed brought me here, worth my time! Hilarious!

[@genehoughton105]

It would be awesome if Disturbed saw this. I think they would crack up!

[@Ulathar]

They literally saw this. I came here because they shared the video on their Facebook Page :)@@genehoughton105

[@genehoughton4914]

Ulathar that is so awesome

[@BadWebDiver]

Amazingly, I went from watching Simon & Garfunkle doing a concert version, to Disturbed's Conan O'Brien's guest spot version, to this... (via learning some bio info of David Draiman...) (Oh, KZbin...!)

[@mementomori4817]

"there's another one across the street" had me

[@indy_go_blue6048]

We pretty much have that literally here. There's a Starbucks in the mall and two blocks south and across the street is another.

[@Ck87JF]

One day pre-COVID I was to meet someone at Starbucks. He gave me the address of the one he'd be visiting, and I arrived a couple minutes early. A few minutes past our meeting time, I called and he said he was already there. Turned out Waze had an error and somehow had the wrong Starbucks linked to that address. My friend was five minutes down the same street at another location.

[@onemercilessming1342]

One line into this song, and I'm laughing so hard I can hardly breathe.

[@dydeeluv]

What a talented man...and amazing voice! I seriously love this human being and of course... His sense of humour!

[@scottfurrey7414]

Two words my wife can't stand are cray and totes, but when "they totes ran out of cream" she couldn't stop laughing. Loving it Tim, keep up the Lord's Work. Thank you so much.

[@GirlWithAnOpinion]

What do they mean? I get my overpriced Espresso drinks from McDonald's. Nothing like a large, non-fat, hot, Mocha to start my day, but what are a "cray" and "totes"? Tnx!

[@Echognomics101]

@@GirlWithAnOpinion Cray or Cray-cray refers to someone acting crazy. Totes is a shortened form of Totally. So someone who is acting extremely insane could be described as "totes Cray-cray." *I do not speak like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, I just drink and I know things* 🤣

[@christopherstrong4119]

He is a comic genius, watch him all the time

[@henrymonroy9533]

Listening to stuff like this today (11/3/2020), of all days, helps relieve the stress.

[@HyacinthDaisyRose]

I don't go to Starbucks but as always really funny 😂! My Dad introduced me to Tim Hawkins comedy and I'm so glad he did. He passed away last October but I know if he could see this he'd crack up. He loved his coffee. 🙂

[@ekramer2478]

Condolences. My Mom passed in February of 2018. I she didn't drink coffee but every time I see this I wish I could show it to her too. She'd have laughed so hard.

[@HyacinthDaisyRose]

@@ekramer2478 thank you. I'm sorry for your loss. It's good to have laughter to share with our loved ones. Seeing something that we both enjoyed or would enjoy isn't something that upsets or saddens me. I'm thankful for the memories.🙂 I hope laughter can help you through. God bless.

[@ekramer2478]

@@HyacinthDaisyRose Oh yes thank you, it does. I just wish I could still share it with her. We were that kind of close. It made every great moment even better to take it to her. :)

[@HyacinthDaisyRose]

@@ekramer2478 I'm glad it helps. I understand wanting to still share things. It's the most difficult thing I've ever gone through and it never ends really. You never stop missing them or thinking about them. I've still got my mom but I don't know how long I'll have her here with me. Cherish every moment.

[@ekramer2478]

@@HyacinthDaisyRose OH I did. We had arguments, but nothing horrific. We settled or lived with whatever it was. She was an awesome person. I know what it is to lose a parent. My Dad had passed when I was 11 and she raised me. It doesn't ever get to where you don't wonder, or think what they would have thought.

[@maepletea]

The sound *of sirens*

[@angelachristoper5144]

I love how the ring on his eyebrow fell off and he stopped singing and looked then continued singing like nothing happened

[@TheReverendJonnyNemo]

Tears of laughter, dude..... sharing with every caffeine blooded person i know....

[@loganflorea3165]

Any body else notice his piercings changed 😂

[@chinchilla1956]

Yep I did.

[@susannahadeline1579]

I think he’s trying to make fun of hipsters lmao

[@Morneisia]

@@susannahadeline1579 He's making fun of David Draiman of Disturbed, not necessarily hipsters.

[@WendyPearce]

Lol my favorite part. Laughing so hard I was crying

[@TheBamaChad-W4CHD]

I was more noticing them falling off lol

[@Nelson4JesusChrist]

Thought the nose rings would eventually link up to his lip

[@timhawkinscomedy]

That's just bad hygiene, man...

[@Nelson4JesusChrist]

Love your comedy Tim! Saw you twice in different churches now and own all your DVD's. Thank you for your comedy! Surprised you aren't on TV yet on some show

[@1stAmbientGrl]

Nelson4JesusChrist. Thankfully, he hasn't sold out to those Satanists.

[@Nelson4JesusChrist]

gotta live life on the edge man ... only got one shot at this ... lets make it count! "CONNECT THE RINGS!!!!"

[@joebobjenkins7837]

Need to watched the disturbed video.

[@LadyMoonsparrow]

This is fabulous. I love Tim Hawkins! Cannot figure out why anyone would dislike this video, it is funny and so clever!

[@goudagirl6095]

probably because he "Disturbed" their version of the song and blew it out of the water...or out of the coffee cup! :-D Nevermind that those hipsters don't realize it's originally a Simon & Garfunkel song from 50-60 years back!

[@jekku4688]

After listening (and laughing) to this, i re-listened and caught "... *totes* ran out of cream..." and lost it all over! (as I totes am finishing up a homemade Starbucks iced coffee no less) Tim, you are a GEM! If you never do stand up again (and I pray that's not so), you would keep your fans happy with amazing things like this. Blessings to you!

[@troyyarbrough]

He must have been singing about the Starbucks in Houston. There are literally 2 Starbucks across the street from each other.

[@LadsandCas]

Same as here in Denver AND the surrounding cities! No joke!

[@houndandhandbag]

That used to be the case with Vancouver on Robson Street. And both were always full! Now one of them is a restaurant.

[@aarlavaan]

I live near a Safeway that has a Starbucks inside, and a Starbucks in the parking lot.

[@knightwolf3511]

we have 3 starbucks all in almost same location we have a strip mall and a target and Barnes noble 3 stores away from each other both have a star bucks and a Starbucks building across the street...

[@sweetsouthernaemt5936]

Here in Brentwood TN, too.

[@Andrew_Lemon]

This has to be one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

[@BenSchinkel]

"Wait, wasn't your lip ring on the other side?" "I have a lip ring??"

[@donrazorlandon1826]

Some won't know "Tights" well enough to get that reference. I did! Excellent!

[@carolinebilliot2298]

“A thousand hipsters maybe more”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesjackson8901]

While a bible study prayyyed baristas formed a barricade

[@nuduce123]

Hipsters get so butt hurt by anything. The worst part is the parents raising these worthless pricks are people I went to school with. Glad I don't have kids going to school with these dip shits.

[@lonniemeyer7232]

Lmmfao. This was great

[@tomball8092]

Matthew Sloak who exactly are you referring to?

[@garfieldroth8546]

Yo, I legit was scrolling through the comments while listening and just as I read your comment, he sang the lyric. That was funny

[@kelslo74]

Garfield Roth same lol

[@TheQuadLaunchers]

*Gets very first Starbucks ad on KZbin before video*

[@carolcastellaw5566]

This guy is TOO GOOD!...I LOVE HIS HUMOR

[@sammirunninghorsewhite5175]

I simply LOVE Tim Hawkins, genius music comic and a master of different vocals, ROCK ON TIM😍😍😍

[@Tentin.Quarantino]

Should’ve opened with “hello datk roast my old friend”. Edit - literally the next comment spotted this too.

[@blackdog1153]

Already thought of that in my version it's the smell of ☕!

[@carriekup]

I was already thinking this had to be the opening line before it started..... im a little disappointed. Still good parody though

[@sandy-rr1by]

but dark roast is only one kind, coffee encompasses all.

[@shirleyujest7786]

BWAH HA HA HA HA!! Oh my goodness!!! You nailed it Tim! This was hilarious. So much good stuff in one parody. Oh, my sides hurt.

[@garcia207]

I like how the rings on his face keep changing.

[@sharontaylor6441]

He is so funny and creative. He also has a very good voice.

[@kellyvillanueva2296]

Tim is such a great comedienne . I had never heard of him until one day his Chic Fila video came up in my Facebook feed. It was so funny, that I purchased a couple of his DVDs and watched them with my 13 year old grandson a few months ago . My grandson laughed so hard that I went back and bought every different DVD that he had out. What a great time laughing with my grandson. The DVDs are worth every penny !!!

[@kellyvillanueva2296]

I mean Chick-fil-A Video. Sorry, I am a grandmother and had a brain freeze !!!

[@danielhughes3758]

@@kellyvillanueva2296 It could also be auto-correction on the phone or computer. Sometimes it "corrects" something that was correct and makes it wrong because it doesn't think what you wrote was actually a word.

[@fairysreaper]

This was funny to watch. His piercings were all moving but the lyrics were the best lol

[@Rednexican816]

Why am I just now seeing this?! 😂😂😂

[@simeonbaumel7293]

You'd been looking for humor in all the wrong places...

[@thedoctorkellyshow5252]

I’ve watched this at least twenty times and laugh out loud each time. Brilliant!

[@anave_duttonstyle1965]

LMAO...I never heard of Tim Hawkins until I received a recommendation, I clicked on this video and....OMG, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! Tim Hawkins is funny as hell, love it!!!!

[@madisongreene8853]

I have seen this guy live and he is SO hilarious! It goes to show how the Lord can give some people amazing talent to make us laugh!

[@joshuaburba1048]

@@jeffbaer5851 One can only practice and improve at something if the following two things are true: 1. God created that person in the first place. 2. God gave that person the skill and ability to do the work necessary to improve. So, ultimately God deserves all the credit, regardless of how many hours the person put in.

[@capricewhitmire3039]

And how much the Lord loves for us to take time for laughter! You better believe Heaven is going to be a funny place with people that are true comedians, like Jerry Clower, Ray Stevens, Mark Lowry, Minnie Pearl, Wendy Bagwell... The list is infinite and Tim Hawkins is included. Most secular comedians today depend upon the number of curse words they can say to get laughs. They wouldn't know what comedy was if it walked up and bit them.

[@Sunshine_day]

"Another one across the street..." reality in Seattle. There are streets that have three to four Starbucks and a smattering of Seattle's Best Coffee shops too.

[@josepherhardt164]

Up near Virginia Center Commons on Brook Road, north of Richmond, Va., there is an official Starbucks just north of the I-295 interchange, and then mini-Starbucks in Target and in Publix, and Barnes & Noble has its own Fauxbucks in-store. That's serious overkill on the latte front. Oh--and the McD's there also now has "specialty" coffees.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

After the riots there... excuse me, Peaceful demonstrations.... Are there any Starbucks left in Seattle?

[@lyndavonkanel8603]

Oh, that explains it. When Tim sang about one across the street, I thought, "What?" We don't have that many in N. Georgia. There's one a mile and a half from my house. I don't know where another one is, maybe a mile or two in the other direction.

[@Skyscraper2015]

I find it funny that in South Africa there is an outstanding Coffee franchise called Seattle Coffee Co. and it far out-ways Starbucks on any level. I was reading you guys' talking about coffee in Seattle when one of our biggest coffee franchises in South Africa is called Seattle Coffee Co

[@renejustice886]

Very good singer. Love all his stuff

[@brandoncoates1681]

Two of my favorites.. Tim and Disturbed. The guy never ceases to amaze!😂

[@gairkarohncatarn4527]

I believe that Simon & Garfunkel actually made the song sounds of silence, Disturbed just did a cover.

[@thedefenestrator2994]

@@gairkarohncatarn4527 actually Simon and Garfunkel did a sub par cover of the Disturbed song back in the 70s.

[@jordanpate7964]

@@gairkarohncatarn4527 You're right, but the video and sound that Tim is spoofing is the Disturbed version.

[@asylum9979]

Hello!, i just came out of the asylum and now am going to starfucks!

[@brandoncoates1681]

Gairkarohn Bl'ese Im aware. A classic beautifully redone by disturbed

[@SERGINHOTX]

[Verse 1] Hello, coffee, my old friend I've come to order you again I hear the grinding of espresso beans I need a double shot of pure caffeine And the indie band on the speaker soothes my brain, so I'll remain Within the sounds of Starbucks [Verse 2] Tried to brew my own at home But felt so quiet and alone I'll need to be up in the morning rush Where the leather chairs are soft and plush And I'll drink a grande cappuccino with a pumpkin scone and charge my phone Listen to the sounds of Starbucks [Verse 3] Then I heard an awful scream They had totes run out of cream A new employee spilled the coffee grounds And the Wi-Fi went completely down And the lady in yoga pants threw her latte at the wall, the cops were called Then came the sound of sirens [Verse 4] In the drive-through lane I saw A thousand hipsters, maybe more People paying without drinking People waiting, they were all freaking People going off 'cause they couldn't get a carmel frappe, holy crap A riot started at Starbucks [Verse 5] While a Bible study prayed Baristas formed a barricade The manager cried out a warning To the angry mob that was forming And he said, "I checked Google Maps. There's another one across the street," so we stampede And return to the sounds of Starbucks

[@houndandhandbag]

Thank you. I just could not hear the part before " the thousand hipsters maybe more."

[@SERGINHOTX]

@Squeek Tate ?

[@CRAFT7445]

Sarcasm.exe isn’t standard on all models.

[@lsmith6046]

whats an indie band?

[@esria]

Dammit! I typed this all out myself to send to someone. Could have copied it here. :(

[@robbymounce2676]

I like how they had to check Google maps to see there’s ANOTHER ONE ACROSS THE STREET! lol

[@jeffb1106]

Love the piercings! I watched him sing this live years ago. So fun to see the Disturbed rendition.