Sour patch kids dry age experiment (don't try this at home)

This is the short version of my latest long form YT vid! Here is the full version: • I dry aged a steak in ...
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[@RevilVenom]

Max: "Start by chopping up the kids" Serial killer: Now I'm interested

[@randomthings2048]

😂😂😂

[@pinklilyz420]

Oh no 🤣😂🤣😂

[@fyuse1232]

Says the guy who was having a good time with his son

[@TheGamingCanadian]

@@fyuse1232 Orange video

[@cyrustucker2693]

More like candy killer

[@eightballmajic]

“Let’s start this monstrosity, by chopping up the kids” One of the best out of context lines ever

[@DontBeMad911]

Reported

[@VonteOnSins]

@@DontBeMad911 what

[@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2]

@@DontBeMad911 username checks out

[@nikeedev]

Boys report @Be Mad

[@williamwinkworth681]

By chopping up the kids🤣

[@vorlitix]

“honey i dry aged the kids”

[@backfliptrips777]

First comment

[@valjudielbatoc2552]

Where is my kids?

[@dogedecker]

@@valjudielbatoc2552 They are in Vorlitix's dry aging mechine

[@nicholastricarico2957]

I heard that in his voice, and I don't know why it's so funny.

[@harlanmcdiarmid]

rick maorainis is here he has a gun

[@DanTrexProductions]

“Start by chopping up the kids” Anakin: 😎

[@rex_master]

"this is where the fun begins" 😂

[@blase1856]

From this point i am pretty sure that Max is able to dry age with just about anything

[@WhoEvenKnows56]

Next video is dry aging his sister

[@thevippig1353]

lol if you think max can dry age with anything, just wait until you watch guga

[@ahmadjohan6571]

Guga says hello😂

[@geesegoose6174]

You could quite literally do this same thing. It's the same science °-°

[@patriot7624]

Yea

[@sillysealsrockn5999]

"Master Anakin what do we do" Step 1: start by chopping up the kids

[@corytrev46]

Yea

[@assassinscreednerd]

🤣

[@lieutenantdata7156]

Y E S

[@Catburger.]

🤣

[@alexviol1587]

@Tejualya you gay

[@redasalem3820]

Max:"Start by chopping up the kids" William Afton:"DID ANYBODY SAY KIDS"

[@zawarudo.5018]

"Chopping up the kids" Ok enough internet for now

[@nuclearnacho2468]

"First chop up the kids" "It came out sticky" take that outta context

[@wiliwilo]

One of them hit puberty

[@dice7378]

@@wiliwilo nahhh😂

[@StemNoodle]

You did it for us though? 😆

[@bremart9190]

Max: " start chopping up the kids" Blind person : 😧

[@liltwizz_07]

Stolen comment

[@k.c7672]

💀

[@adansan7767]

@@liltwizz_07 🤓

[@liltwizz_07]

@@adansan7767 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[@ramune6744]

Woozie "I'm blind Carl, not stupid"

[@SixteenTheNavaran]

"Hey Ferb I know what we're doing today."

[@L.G.X.69420]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@turtletortellini8472]

"Start chopping up the kids" couldn't be more relatable

[@BobbyBaratheon998]

Gordon Ramsey: Now this is an Avengers level threat

[@Bruh_idk69lul]

Especially since his kid was one of those chopped up 😏

[@iamPOWERhehe]

@@Bruh_idk69lul 😭✋💀

[@DonaldRump.]

“Start by chopping up the kids” Anakin: Already done

[@pizzadoo1266]

Lol

[@that_deaf_dude99]

🤣💀

[@knightjayden9223]

With my trusty youngling slayer 9000

[@eruptionarmy7404]

Trump 2024

[@bec-burkhardengineeringcon3217]

No rather stop doing GUGA stuff....

[@Dezmund1_]

omg, when he said "strart chopping uo the kids" i got a notification that says "oops we had a baby again" 💀

[@therealgdx]

i cant stop fucking laughing at this comment

[@jadinnipko5454]

I want to see Chef Ramsey reacting to this

[@aireskylinetm8480]

Oh ya ya

[@jagtaf]

Esquizo

[@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX]

"Don't try this at home" Bold of you to assume I own a dry ager

[@Toxcharge]

Max: “start by chopping up the kids” Cannibal: and then…

[@chicken0074]

You bake at 450 for ten minutes with paprika and thyme🤌

[@Zephyr347]

Salt

[@nadineh7072]

Where’s the pepper

[@KoodaXXL]

MAKE SURE U BASTE IT

[@nadineh7072]

Mm mm mm we eatin good tonight bois

[@halfalivepogostick]

"Start chopping up the kids" John Wayne Gacy: "now you're speaking my language"

[@1-upking119]

BRO

[@halfalivepogostick]

@@1-upking119 sorry my humour was fucked up back then (it still is)💀

[@Panik_4]

"Start by chopping up the kids" Anakin Skywalker and his younglings slicer: Good

[@secondoshusband]

“Chopping up the kids” never thought I would hear that in a cooking video

[@Coco-xw3wp]

White people 😒! Omg...

[@fernandosegovia8806]

That's the only place where I thought I would hear it.

[@dontmindclownslikeme867]

For the cannibals of course😌

[@Sal_The_Third]

Unless it’s for cannibals

[@averagejoe8167]

He has to get his meat from somewhere

[@ItzKyy.]

"Start by chopping up the kids" Cannibals: "Ok done, now what?"

[@scorley7830]

Lol

[@Therealalastor666.]

I said thw same before i saw this lol

[@whitesnake3564]

Hahahah

[@mastergod9981]

@GamingIzCool wth

[@springbear3591]

This comment is so big brain, it made me laugh so hard

[@dong7474]

That chopping board at the end, holy shit that was beautiful work.

[@ambozz3726]

I just wonder how safe it is. Small amounts of wood choppings in my food, yeah, no biggie. Ingesting plastic? I don't know, chief.

[@xolimon7203]

@@ambozz3726 bruh, you do know it’s specialized to be a CUTTING board… so you dont get wood chips everywhere when you cut things on it? Did you know that?

[@ambozz3726]

@@xolimon7203 🤓

[@tensaitenshi]

@@ambozz3726 "🤓" -🤓

[@Ptc_Alfo_788]

@@ambozz3726 bro wtf? are you gay or what???

[@jesseelliott4890]

I wasn't focused on the video, I heard "chop up the kids" almost spat out my drink.

[@CC85017]

Max: "Start chopping up the kids" Me: **Sigh** ,Time to check the comments

[@letisja1105]

EXACTLY BRUUUH-

[@ashleywootton9556]

My thoughts exactly.

[@jaybud9574]

Same

[@Mind_Trikz858]

Underrated comments

[@user-ku3qz1wh2m]

@@jaybud9574 dream stan cringe+ratio+gay

[@peanutbutter3111]

max: I was just fooling around with candy officer: the neighbor said you were chopping up kids

[@shreksimp7018]

"If there's a hole, there's a goal." -Master Oogway

[@DetectiveMars]

how does that have anything to do with this?

[@doppioau]

@@DetectiveMars I’m not sure but it’s a very wise thing to say

[@RewindGPs]

@@DetectiveMars better than 98% of the other comments just copy pasting the same fucking line.

[@tsuol7296]

i hate my mind. GETOUTTAMYHEAD GETOUTTAMYHEAD GETOUTTAMYHEAD GETOUTTAMYHEAD

[@greyarea8081]

Gotta chop the kids first

[@fwsaad]

"Start by chopping up the kids" Me : dies

[@kanyeeast7100]

“get started on this monstrosity by chopping up the kids” Anakin Skywalker: brilliant

[@fernandolomas6635]

🤣😂

[@ramenritual589]

💀

[@hdhsbsh383]

*30 days later, it was extremely sticky*

[@dragonfiregaming4427]

The memes are strong with this one

[@notveryobviousguy4373]

How original, this is literally every comment on here you sheep

[@bongocat9712]

Him “start by chopping up the kids.” Child protective services (Rock eyebrow stare)

[@stanleygerman7251]

🤣🤣🤣

[@validbutatwhatcost8754]

Max - “Get started on this monstrosity by first chopping up the kids” KZbin - And I took that personally

[@Monkeymanhandle6788]

“Start by chopping up the kids” Anakin Skywalker: I’m interested now

[@corneliush.1635]

More like "this is where the fun begins

[@thelurker1330]

“Get started on this monstrosity-” *nods* “-by chopping up the kids” *That took quite a turn.*

[@isaacashirvad]

Hello grave digger

[@thelurker1330]

@@isaacashirvad hey

[@scepticalW]

Underrated lmao

[@elfakiscave5669]

dank meme!!!

[@evangelineoca1596]

welp I followed the steps idk why the police is following me though

[@Ihateuall21]

“Start by chopping up the kids” Willam Afton: noted

[@Somerandomguy0207]

Thanos:try me b*tch

[@lillappy7520]

Optimus prime:TRY ME THANOS I CANT BE OBLIDERATED SINCE IM A ALIEN TYPE MACHINE BOI

[@Somerandomguy0207]

@@lillappy7520 thanos: *SNAPS FINGERS AND OPTIMUS PRIME FADES AWAY* so what was that about "being an machine type alien"?🤨

[@thebananagamer56]

I was waiting for a FNAF reference after he said that

[@JesusChristDenton_7]

Me: What a shame.

[@Mr.Bl006y]

Max: “start by chopping up the kids” My curiosity: how would doing that fell?

[@LifeLessons307]

“chopping off the kids” me rn: 💀

[@Vansh_The_Rover]

Max"Start by chopping up the kids" Anakin:This is where the fun begins!!

[@RickyDickyDooDahGrimes5217]

Max: Start by chopping up the kids Obi Wan Kenobi: So that’s what happened to the younglings

[@bahbah6]

Dont Read My Name👍

[@MrLoops-dq9xt]

This is the way

[@TheStarWarsGuyAp]

Legit

[@l_stud_muffin_l3530]

Exactly what I was looking for 👀

[@sam4ati663]

“Start chopping up the kids” Blind person: ……

[@V4mpDxwn]

@random person who comments on videos for no reason I can't tell if your sarcastic or just idiotic

[@starlight3188]

@random person who comments on videos for no reason because they’re not stupid like you and actually pay attention at school

[@ItsAyoAmar]

@im done never really thought about that

[@KirboPoyo]

i deadass thought he was about to say “with the aroma of kids” at the end

[@twillacatron7596]

Max the Meat Guy out of context: “Start by chopping up the kids”

[@tr4c351]

Imagine the Animal in Heaven seeing this and saying that’s the reason I died ?

[@cianwilliamson-rea7048]

Exactly what I was thinking smh

[@benblack9653]

Shut up bro

[@user-zj8uc2hl5h]

@@benblack9653 bro why you mad

[@BraxtonKoons]

@@user-zj8uc2hl5h he’s not mad lol you guys are just little babies

[@user-zj8uc2hl5h]

@@BraxtonKoons what do you mean

[@THE_THE]

in an alternate universe: “start by chopping up max the meat guy”

[@androidluvsklei]

alternate universe: "start chopping up the kids for our human meat roast"

[@Teyeranitar]

Today we’re going to dry age Max the Meat Guy, dehydrate his bits, grind them into a powder and we’ll be dry rubbing a boneless ribeye with him.

[@L.G.X.69420]

@@androidluvsklei Literally cannibals:

[@smollboi6466]

When he mentioned chopping kid I immediately got interested

[@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009]

"I hate it, because I love it" My brain: 💀

[@Kageki-mm9mg]

"Start by chopping up the kids" The FBI agent listening to him: Excuse me wtf?

[@sanaar-a-y3311]

Max: Start by chopping up the kids The killer clown in my closet: Now I just need to find a kid

[@chucklenuts1765]

Max:”start by chopping up the kids” Serial killer: ok I’m listening now

[@SleepDeprivedMatt]

the moment he said chopping up the kids i just opened comments with no hesitation

[@-mhg7]

“Start off by chopping up the kids” and we gonna act like nunin happen lmao

[@union_4014]

“Start by chopping up the kids” “FBI that’s him right there”

[@kumozaoYT]

“Start by chopping up the kids” the whole train is looking at me help

[@clyde9216]

Max:”start by chopping up the kids” Never thought I’d hear that be said in a kitchen lol

[@siranozegikniet520]

Title: Dont try this at home Him: *Explains how to make it*

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

This is the first comment I’ve seen without the ‘chopping up the kids’ reference after scrolling for 2 minutes.

[@feu6211]

And then says it's very good

[@ttvmix9591]

POV: Gordon Ramsay while watching this “💀”

[@yuhh.a.m.p]

I bet some parent was watching this at full volume and the kid heard “START BY CHOPPING UP THE KIDS”

[@meepcat8476]

As soon as I heard that line, I was off to the comments to write it but looks like some people got there first

[@karlotrinajstic8384]

'' lets get started on this monstrosity by chopping up these kids'' -Max the meat guy 2021

[@aidanlarson5394]

"don't do this at home" Yeah man, I wasn't planning on it.

[@vyndiagram9291]

“start by chopping up the kids” me: *opens comments knowingly*

[@youssefbasem9266]

"Start up by chopping up the kids" Finally a recipe with ingredients I have *Gets the keys to the basement*

[@Snakey_snek]

*holup*

[@bantot1296]

"Start by chopping up the kids" Everyone: *_h o l d u p_*

[@Kzyge]

"Starting by chopping up the kids" FBI Agent that's watching Max for the whole time: Interesting

[@aplane9625]

Gordon Ramsay: what the hell are you doing ya donut

[@lamerevens5344]

max: “Let’s start by cutting up the kids” FBI: “we’ve gotten them”

[@countbleck132]

😳

[@JohnnyXanax]

what?

[@vladimirputin3081]

Do Ukrainian kids work as a good replacement?

[@countbleck132]

@@vladimirputin3081 Yes, Mr. Putin

[@vladimirputin3081]

@@countbleck132 oh ok :)

[@opaldrawz797]

“And wrap up your present” That ain’t no present, that’s an active nuke.

[@ernestjennings5092]

That cutting board at the end tho 🔥🔥

[@dashyt9310]

Max: start by chopping up the kids William Afton: I'm now interested

[@whoknowswhy6449]

When you posted the long form version of this video, my friends and I made an event out of it! This was so crazy we felt we had to wait until we were all sitting together to watch it! I’m now happy to report that thanks to all of your crazy dry age experiments, I have now decided to add a dry ager to my arsenal! Keep em coming, always love seeing how much fun you can have with cooking!

[@MaxtheMeatGuy]

Wow. That’s so cool and it’s amazing to hear you guys enjoyed it! I definitely recommend getting a Dry Ager. The Umai Dry bags are also a good cheaper option if you want to start by experimenting!

[@arct1c980]

“Start by chopping up the kids” 💀

[@-_Parasite_-]

“Start chopping up the kids” “Haha- *wait what* “

[@Tom_And_Ellis]

Max: "start by chopping up the kids" Me: checks comments quickly

[@DantesTherapist]

“Expensive LOOKING champagne” has me dead💀💀💀

[@grassandglobs]

Ikr☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@YukonJack]

That presentation board is just beautiful.

[@Imaginebrohehe]

I like how he said a expensive looking Champaign imagine it’s from dollar tree if it was ther

[@SolidGoldDS]

Instructions unclear, the kids screamed way to much, the police is outside my house

[@Kai-pg3xz]

“Start by chopping up the kids” **Man behind The slaughter plays**

[@wemightcare4287]

Last time I told my self that I had to go to jail for 10 years

[@BloxySnow]

@Talking Ben said the person who still thinks talking ben is funny

[@BloxySnow]

@Talking Ben im sorry youtube shorts dont show up often, somehow thats my fault?

[@BloxySnow]

@Talking Ben literally came up with that as soon as i saw your comment

[@BloxySnow]

@Talking Ben thanks, thats such amazing words to say to someone with paranoia and lots of mental illnesses

[@EpicBlockClutch]

Max: "Start by chopping up kids" Man he deserves so e respect not even the clowns, psychopaths or serial killers could top him off. Hats off to you sir!

[@EpikSpiral]

Top him off? 🤔

[@Kxrmcrtcsxcrfkxfrmzyfzkxlkdrtm]

@@EpikSpiral ah man🤦‍♂️💀😭🤣

[@romanorleans504]

@@EpikSpiral PAUSE!😭😭😭

[@ToyotaCoronx]

“don’t try this at home” No one is going to 💀 That shits nasty af

[@Nrfq]

fr

[@quin10cool]

“Start by chopping up the kids” Max said calmly.

[@notveryobviousguy4373]

Typical vacuous sheep, how original, this is literally every comment on here.

[@Dog-um1rz]

“Expensive Looking Champagne” lol

[@tf2noah]

I was looking away from my screen when he said "Start by chopping up the kids" I looked back in terror.

[@tomboysamusmemeposting]

Max: "start by chopping up the kids" Anakin Skywalker: you've peaked my interest

[@ColeV]

"Ewwww." -My mind after reading the title Also, yes, this is one of the only comments that isn't anything to do with chopping up kids

[@Coco-xw3wp]

White people 🙄!

[@jordanwarner1352]

By mentioning that part, you made the comment have to do with chopping up kids :troll:

[@ColeV]

@@jordanwarner1352 lol

[@thebruin8968]

"by choppin up the kids" couldn't say that line any better, beautiful

[@notveryobviousguy4373]

Typical vacuous sheep, how original, this is literally every comment on here.

[@thebruin8968]

Vacuous sheep? Idk I just thought it was funny of how casual he says it lmao

[@itsmanxzyxd5087]

Instructions unclear. Im now a in hell single parent prison brother child

[@utuber87]

Max: "Start by chopping up the kids" Me: "KIDS ARE WATCHING THIS.. maybe"

[@V4MP992]

I love how nobody cares that he just committed a crime worst then any war crime against humanity

[@xmistyy7075]

Same

[@EM_photography]

Ayo😐

[@jesuschrist1275]

Man can do what he likes with his own steak.

[@V4MP992]

@@jesuschrist1275 CANDY AND MEAT THAT IS NOT OK

[@patricktoone9639]

max: “Start, by chopping up the kids” 👀

[@galaxytrainz]

FBI: We Got A Serial Killer Trying To Chop Up Kids

[@horusluperchad9544]

Max: "Start By Chopping Up The Kids" Anakin skywalker: Good Technique...

[@GraVitysDepressed]

“30 days later it’s extremely sticky” Me: Ooh Gota try this!

[@Stonex180]

“Start by chopping up the kids” Anakin will approve of this

[@TThief]

"start by chopping up the kids" Radiohead - Morning Bell: 😏

[@Toga17701]

This is one of those things humans shouldn't have looked for....like that feeling you get when you know god possibly fears the sight of it.....

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

He has the face game developers get when someone speedruns their 60+ hour game in just an hour.

[@blood-redeemeddragon]

"don't try this at home" You can't make me not do it if I have the ability to. And if you say it tastes good that makes me want to do it even more.

[@juanc4515]

Dont forget to start chopping up the kids 😆

[@BraxtonKoons]

He said don’t, SO DONT.

[@PickupUnknown]

idk why he said don’t it’s not like it could blow up

[@kingoffailsz]

*start by chopping up the kids* sighs and checks comments

[@sidedpit]

“I was shocked at how good it looked” bro its a steak ofc it looks good

[@SaturnsRBX]

Claim your “here within an hour” ticket here 👀

[@Code_PMGamingTLD]

Goal:700 and no I’m not a bot lol you don’t have to but much appreciated

[@Code_PMGamingTLD]

Claimed 😁

[@samuraig1016]

Claimed

[@radoverpink]

Claim your get a life ticket here👀

[@pimples5615]

Claimed!

[@CanadaHockey13]

"Get started by chopping up the kids" Me just scrolling: Wait what did he say?

[@Imaginebrohehe]

Imagine his kids (if he has kids) heard start chopping up the kids pov kids: uh oh gotta run

[@ModelY303]

Max: Start by chopping up the kids. Anakin: this is where the fun begins