Sour Patch Kids ICE CREAM?!

In addition to Sour Patch Kids cereal there apparently is also an ICE CREAM that they've made. Will it be as horrible as the cereal is? Or is this the redemption arc for Mr. and Mrs. Sour Patch?
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv

[@katherinemarkham8966]

Markliplier: 5% Ice Cream 5% Sour Candy 90% TACTICAL SHOVELS

[@notsuspect5497]

98% Tactical Shovel

[@andrewstaller2645]

He talked about killing things for 5 minutes

[@izzygregson2953]

I WAS YOUR 420TH VIBES

[@apollo4294]

Joao Vitor Finavaro 99.999999*

[@LovisasMustasch]

110% jokes about Darkiplier

[@chickenpotatonugg541]

Area 51 guard: We can defeat all the raiders don’t worry *Mark appears with tactical shovel * Area 51 guard: Confused screaming

[@Zexir001]

Area 51: These are confusing times

[@dark_moon6251]

FBI: What... That's Illegal

[@caderraider7176]

Yes, indeed.

[@derrickstange9204]

*blocks 50 cal. Bullet with shovel* "oh, that's the one million and one'th capability"

[@CryoticMienshao]

what that be the reason why mark bought the shovel

[@rampantroadkill]

Mark: this shovel is very sharp on both ends for cutting and hacking at things. Also Mark: *eats from it*

[@andreasluk3]

Such acts performed are expected from masochists like mark

[@Maninthewardrobe]

Lol

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

Lol

[@code_Rei]

Lol

[@frosty_teacup]

Lol

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

These type of videos always seem like Mark has kidnapped you, tied you up and is forcing you to listen to him talk for hours about random shit.

[@kalooniee]

I think you might be projecting your kink a little bit.

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

@@kalooniee I'm not gay man. But goddamn Markimoo is... even straight guys know he's hot asf

[@samkohlo9158]

At its core, isn’t that what KZbin has always been about? I was talking about the original comment by the way

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

@@samkohlo9158 yeah same goes for a lot of people like matpat too, but markiplier is crazy on another level

[@samkohlo9158]

@@TheRealZazaExpert true

[@reydragonclaw1128]

He spent six minutes talking about this shovel that had infinite uses and then he USED HIS HAND FOR THE FIRST BITE---

[@elffrantic]

he is truly a god 😩

[@FaNsI-]

Correction, five minutes and thirty one seconds

[@quartz9704]

@@FaNsI- Close enough

[@connorfindlayyt360]

*Was that the bite of 87 shovel uses?!?!?!!*

[@ungratefulape9121]

@@connorfindlayyt360 lol

[@sparklepepsi3503]

Mark: *takes out the harpoon* Me: amy your adult child has a weapon

[@jennychenjen2151]

SparklePepsi//CutiePepsi 😂😂

[@synthtoaster]

🤣

[@ichhabekeineahnung2462]

Amy: what do you have there Mark? Mark: A TACTICAL SHOVEL AMY: NO!!!

[@DanielLovesArt]

I believe you mean man-child. I'm just kidding.

[@rd9526]

Ikr Mark is just so cute towards Amy it's so cute😍

[@painfullyaverage6949]

I feel like we need a video of Mark ACTUALLY going into the Serengeti wilderness with nothing but his tact. shovel

[@matt0119]

And he was to hunt a wild Wade

[@swordsmanthegamernine7973]

Sadly…Becky has passed….

[@Regal2313]

@@matt0119and he has a bob wolf (not a furry) to help his hunt be successful

[@wolfernawolf2070]

​@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 he can always take Bed knife lol.

[@Murphys_Law_23]

I agree. He also needs to bring along his tactical whip and his taser baton.😂

[@hudson1847]

It's tradition for me to come back here every once in a while to watch Markiplier fumble around with a shovel and a tub of ice cream for 15 minutes

[@big_sea]

yes

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Police: “We’ve got him cornered! Arrest him!” Me: **pulls out tactical shovel** Police: **sweats nervously**

[@FarrTheFox]

In that moment. Police: "Where are the traps?!"

[@jerlocksmeionor1237]

I'll get famous ;)

[@savi7171]

I love that the Amyiplier relationship is basically Person: would you say that you're pretty independent? Mark: **looks over at Amy** Amy: **nods** Mark: yeah I would say I'm independent.

[@nonbinarynuggies7092]

Best comment by far

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*Looks over at my dog* Dog: *nods* Me: "Yeah, Imma stay in today."

[@lonelypoet9362]

*blankly stares at nothing* The demon in my head: **grounds its teeth and stares into my soul, while whispering suggestions on who to kill into my ear** Me: No, I'm not hungry grandma.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Friend: "Wanna go to the pool?" Me: *stares at phone, having a mental breakdown on the inside* Also me: "Uhhh............suuuurreeeee." *two hours later, friend is found drowned at the pool*

[@angiebee9026]

Lol and Amy: says something Mark: mocks her Amy: just stares Mark: im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry

[@Vecderg]

actually died laughing seeing markiplier immediately eat the ice cream with his bare hands after hearing him hype up the shovel for literally half the entire video

[@soytrop]

"If you don't know what a tactical shovel is..." It's a melee weapon with a slower swing speed but deals triple damage while being propelled by explosives.

[@ChextheVes4451]

I can imagine this being said so casually.

[@str4wb3rryjam]

*The Market Gardener*

[@sudarnotaufiq7059]

​@@str4wb3rryjamayy tf2

[@bluedreemurr9515]

Mark-et gardener.

[@Pleasestopnoguing]

What I expected: Sour patch ice cream What I got: Darkiplier plays with tactical shovel.

[@earthykarma2232]

Prove of Darkiplier has corrupted Mark

[@alyssaingle944]

Oh my god yess

[@skullcandy5409]

I'm glad you noticed that too

[@rendexey57]

I noticed it too XD *gasp* dark is back

[@toastytea2506]

Thank you, I agree

[@wulap6135]

Jack Pewds and Ken: Minecraft Mark: *_Sour Patch_*

[@WhenTheSunCorrupts]

😂tru😂

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

Mark needs to play minecraft with pewds and jack

[@spiko-ou3bp]

@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai ye

[@zelihacaglar1707]

This is true

[@thespacementv1506]

Yeah, this is big brain time.

[@deja759]

mark: "and im gonna use this shovel for the ice cream!" him two second later: *scoops it out with his hand*

[@YUV1SHP14Y5]

4:00 Mark : This is not a toy! Also Mark : *plays with it*

[@idontknowwhattoputhere6681]

Felix: plays minecraft Sean: plays minecraft Ethan: plays minecraft Mark: *TACTICAL SHOVEL*

[@A_Sawfish]

This is so accurate

[@Max-gy5rp]

Séan*

[@Lichdemonz]

You know what this means... We need a tactical shovel mod.

[@Alyx4883]

U mean enchanted diamond showel?

[@idontknowwhattoputhere6681]

@@Lichdemonz yes.

[@janeoathdragon5793]

This is the same man who poked his eye out with a pickle ..... he is going to burn his house down ... with a shovel. Who let the man child buy a murder weapon?!?!

[@ClownHoundII]

When did he poke his eye out with a pickle?

[@creativejuice963]

Im ded

[@misterb9833]

And the one who ate a microphone

[@null_tries_stuff]

Jane OathDragon probably Amy

[@katsukibakugou4095]

Izuku midioriya Ehh

[@FluffyMapleMan]

“Ice cream is something to be eaten sparingly” Mark eating it with a literal shovel

[@fabfox5677]

Mark: “I bought this because it has a million and one uses. Do you know what that means? It means it can do about 16 different things.” Math 101 with Markiplier

[@arryyy2113]

Fab Fox More like math 1,000,001

[@jax60]

math 101 has about 16 math things

[@DoctorX17]

And it's only $190 on Amazon!

[@spiderman5060]

Oh yeah, this is big brain time

[@wormbrainnn]

@@spiderman5060 HBHABYBVYCV I was gonna SAY that.

[@savi7171]

30 year old man wields impulse-buy shovel while ranting about murder and sour patch ice cream.

[@trentypoo]

Why is this so funny lol

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

You got a job in CNN

[@emilycheshire]

I want to do the same.

[@nikolaoseva]

That's how my first date went... Or will end cause... Nevermind

[@creamingleft]

Savi now that’s content!

[@JfE209]

Only a spoonful! mark then proceeds to pulls out his giant spoon he calls a tactical shovel

[@Deejayjax]

“ It can also *K I L L P E O P L E !* “ Best line if the video

[@finnwoodward9244]

Imagine your trapped on a dessert island. You can only bring one things. What do you bring? Mark : let me tell you about my tactical shovel

[@finnwoodward9244]

Borkinator9000 shhhhhhhhh it was 2am and i couldnt be bothered to check if it was right xD

[@PlanetTelex00]

In all seriousness, assuming there was no easy way off the island and civilization was hundreds of miles away, this would be a very useful survival tool.

[@Cobbysalright]

Pun intended?

[@Trashheapcuntspawn]

@@finnwoodward9244 No, dessert island was the best word for this situation, just shoveling endless ice cream into your mouth until you get a Joker smile.

[@Evan-xs8ts]

I would bring a helicopter

[@franksprophecy]

I love How half the video is Mark being excited about his Tactical Shovel and telling us How to survive with only a “shovel”

[@jeckkosira5614]

How dare you still live fricker

[@chillrendbeats7592]

Why are you subscribed to every channel in the platform

[@jinnbell4017]

You can also see the moment where he gets tired of his own voice 😂

[@sakumitty]

@Delone Savannah is so long ;-;

[@noahboi6961]

Whatever happened to his shovel

[@crystal_clearr_]

I tried raspberry chocolate chip ice cream when I was younger and it was phenomenal, highly recommended

[@GooseEmpire]

I like this one every so often as a nice treat when I'm very sad. It cheers me up greatly!

[@oliviacampbell3128]

it's amazing!

[@ritterdesherbstes8058]

I really love how everytime Mark shows one of his mantoys he make sure to tell us that this is not a toy but a professional tool.

[@dragazecxj]

Nobody: Mark: Wanna see my new weapon in the darkiplier series?

[@GameStressed]

Remember firewatch?

[@thefancyfox1490]

Tactical shovel wow darkipliers new weapon

[@baxenblade]

Wow

[@sirenwillowtree9486]

Mark: It can also... -takes forever to unscrew shovel- *KILL PEOPLE*

[@waween6070]

like my reply

[@randomhut229]

no

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

Well I was going to buy Christmas gifts for my family but instead I'll think I'll buy a bunch of Tactical Shovels for everyone including myself.

[@TheOfficialFallbear]

Lol

[@divertedtraffic9327]

I like how 60% of this is him taking about his tactical shovel, 30% of him talking about other stuff and 10% eating and reviewing the ice ream

[@hellohoomans4519]

I like how everyone's talking about the tactical shovel and no one's talking about how he straight up, without even thinking twice, scooped up the ice cream with his fingers...

[@moman1618]

After he insisted the shovel was going to be used to eat it. (Ik he used it later lol)

[@descendantofthesparrow1843]

THATS WHAT- I WAS LIKE "why-mark why...."

[@trinitymarshall4116]

ngl i had to pause it and calm myself down because it was hot :))

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

@@trinitymarshall4116 No, that was disgusting!

[@toasty648]

@@ZaxorVonSkyler disgustingly hot

[@plasmavamp]

Everyone: playing minecraft Mark: here’s a tactical shovel story that just low key sounds like a hardcore Minecraft adventure

[@parallelprocess330kitty3]

NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@nicklitress2195]

lol

[@nicklitress2195]

@@parallelprocess330kitty3 true

[@CaspiDrako]

I thought the same lol

[@user-cw9be2kb1x]

ᴜɴᴅᴇʀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ

[@kiyopon3695]

mark: you can also use this tactical shovel to eat ice cream also mark: "proceeds to eat the ice cream with his hands"

[@Alfimation]

I love how that for the first 5 minutes of the video you were talking about survival with a shovel and then getting ambushed with your pants down

[@tranan9706]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Literally nobody: Mark: I bOugHt A tActICal sHoVel

[@brookemacbeth5772]

Actually, there were *thousands* of people who did say that. (No need to r/whoosh me, I know the meme.)

[@lemon-iu7bo]

@@brookemacbeth5772 its woooosh with 4 o's

[@brookemacbeth5772]

Shield Spear Autocorrect

[@CronDon93]

He's so precious

[@blackseac]

stupid overused meme

[@kikirocy5390]

Came for the sour patch, Stayed for the *_tactical shovel_*

[@shaniageorge]

Yes both are cool ig😂

[@Da_Guy]

14 minutes of Mark being an ice cream critic and playing with a million and one use shovel

[@aveimperia4026]

I love how the first piece of information that Mark shares about his tactical shovel is the fact that he purchased it

[@splitdragon3004]

Survival show: You can bring *one* item to help you Mark: *Pulls Tactical Shovel from crack*

[@Gregnant]

I died of laughter thank you

[@yttrium7646]

And thusly: it's canon that Darkiplier impulsively buys shovels from Amazon.

[@dakotaosmond8614]

yttrium TACTICAL shovels

[@aliadnan9024]

Don’t you mean amazawn

[@Koigan_Kiu]

note: he randomly bought a 200$ shovel

[@verysmolsmol]

i want a shovel now

[@declantecho1717]

I instantly looked at the comments before watching the video and boy howdy was this a strange sight to see.

[@ravewave352]

4 years and this is still my favorite video to surface on the face of the internet

[@DelicateAng3l]

What I was expecting: Sour ice cream What I get: *Full documentary on why I should buy a shovel*

[@cameron5536]

Ethan- plays minecraft Felix- plays minecraft Sean- plays minecraft Mark- runs out into the woods and tries to play real life minecraft with his tactical shovel

[@blueboo4336]

yeeet haw I wanna see it

[@joshykaizo]

koreanu reeves

[@iquityoutubewhatareyougonn4327]

He should it would get views

[@cameron5536]

platypus poop vlogs i mean ur not wrong lol

[@max-de3jm]

Stepping Stone smame herep

[@owendougherty7061]

I like how Jack is literally doing interviews with Hollywood stars and Mark is eating sour patch kids ice cream with a shovel

[@caitlinkirkpatrick2870]

And Felix is still playing Minecraft

[@meanncat3050]

Priorities

[@mlg2237]

And Wade still hates braba

[@kayakglu1795]

uhhh... a TACTICAL shovel

[@noah.6o4]

Owen Dougherty sean

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Mark should start selling tactical shovels he’s really good at advertising it

[@hanifpramudya7861]

Why would I be tempted to buy that tactical shovel

[@rin.scribs]

Felix: *is becoming a Minecraft channel Jack: “sTORYTIME!” Mark: *is becoming a (sour)food channel with a hint of added survival skills

[@VentilianVexus]

Writing Artist I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD

[@annieanonymous3078]

"Survival skills" How to survive when markiplier goes insane with a tactical shovel

[@bertoandon9681]

I blame pogo stuck

[@darkly723]

Wow I never thought of that

[@s133pyboi7]

Jacks becoming a Minecraft youtuber

[@melonswater3515]

50% of video, death and tactical shovel Other 50%: ice cream politics

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

Perfectly balanced as Thanos would say :)

[@ENT_PRESTIGIOUS]

XD

[@goblin_boyo8194]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@jatasang4873]

The fact that this ice cream was discontinued genuinely makes me sadder with each passing day. Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream is easily my favorite ice cream out there, and it was gone in half a year.

[@monkeyboy3176]

Literally! I enjoyed it for my 18th birthday, not realizing I'd never see it AGAIN ('n')

[@l0sts0ul89]

Have y'all tried recipes online?

[@smokestack534]

I love Mark casually giggling as he tries to set his cameraman on fire

[@Hiikan]

Guys, I'm starting to think Markiplier likes his tactical shovel.

[@benjaminmarsh9364]

Not possible

[@inicko107]

Got any proof?

[@klonkybonky4196]

No way really

[@robbieee_06]

I don’t think so. Where is your proof?

[@rojom2098]

bullshit. can't convince me

[@balien7428]

" Mark, what do you have? " " A TACTICAL SHOVEL " " *nO* "

[@chamcham2272]

"What do you have?" "A KNIFE" "nO"

[@jerlocksmeionor1237]

Umm, I will get famous;)

[@shannonburlynne8372]

Mark's mom: *long sigh*

[@jerlocksmeionor1237]

@@shannonburlynne8372 No shut up u nub

[@shannonburlynne8372]

@@jerlocksmeionor1237 am nub 🙃

[@overload_hunter]

Mark is the only person who can go from a slightly horrific shovel survival guide to an ice cream testing vid 😂

[@user-sy1dg9pv1k]

Never mind the fact that mark bought a tactical shovel just to scoop ice cream for a video… but my mind is still trying to figure out if this was filmed by a human or by a tracking camera. It’s racking my brain

[@vivlodia]

its filmed by a regular camera, and during editing, they use motion tracking for some parts

[@user-sy1dg9pv1k]

@@vivlodia ohhhhh ok, thank you 😅

[@ziaollo7035]

I just watched like 5 minutes of a grown man explaining how to commit murder with a tactical shovel

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

You're certainly not alone there

[@coalblockmc3544]

Yes

[@soniasanchez2189]

XD

[@co5micwaffle742]

Way to jump to conclusions, dude. It's for all kinds of survival, when did murder ever come into this?

[@tsyukishimayakuza5438]

IM LOVING YOUR COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lushyalt2783]

Normal people: *Eats ice cream with a spoon* Mark: T A C T I C A L S H O V E L

[@nogoaway3336]

And his hand...don't forget he dove in hand first.

[@jandellinger7790]

@@nogoaway3336She has a Name! lel

[@kingfrog6807]

here come dark

[@azulrdc1667]

I love how he tires to get Amy's attention and she barley answers him

[@Embrace_Masculinity000]

Mark- what should I name my shovel Silence Mark- Amy? Mark- this is Becky

[@Yezdansher]

Other people: **play minecraft** Mark: *EATS KID ICE CREAM WITH A TACTICAL SHOVEL*

[@phatman8986]

LIKE A MAN

[@heatherbrndn]

YAS!

[@robertkozak9464]

these are confusing times

[@depressoespresso2294]

I give you... Two enthusiastic thumbs up!

[@Mast3rJed1_]

Never Seen a Tactical Shovel That TACTICALLY TACTICAL

[@rudranshsingh9568]

Killer:any last words Mark:lemme pull out my knife from my shovel Killer:pull out what? Mark:give me 5 min i gotta find it Killer:........

[@joltee1479]

Let me pull it out of my crack

[@randomperson2038]

Off camera mark snorts is his ice cream and runs in circles with his shovel

[@eliproductions8507]

i was expecting sour patch ice cream in the beginning but now I’m in the tactical shovel business

[@xanthebolton7601]

Lol he just giggles like a little kid at the concept on him making sparks with his knife and flint 😂💖

[@christopherpollock2256]

"I'm gonna eat this sour patch kids ice cream with my tactical shovel" You wanna know how I got these scars?

[@skullcandy5409]

By eating icecream?

[@jaydaa-jz6xe]

Shania George 😭😭💀💀

[@RG-cw7bm]

DEAD

[@jakeconstantine693]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaybledsoe8575]

Lmao that was a good one I loved it

[@aceventurasspear22]

My friend: “What are you going to do during quarantine?” Me: “I’m going to eat this ice cream with my tactical shovel.”

[@youruncleolaf4694]

AceVenturas Spear I’m sure your spear will be very jealous

[@LocalLibertarian]

Lol

[@laurentaborkitchens]

Thanks

[@gametest9918]

I felt that

[@imonly2donthate910]

The actual video starts at 5:35

[@Sglagoomio]

Mark is the best thing to happen to this shovel company.

[@Musicbox_the_paranoid]

Mark explaining to mom why the 1000$ shovel is useful and why his little brother is gone.

[@Hockeyguy8541]

Mark: "SHOULD I CLEAN MY SHOVEL?" Amy: "Well, I don't think it'll fit in the dishwasher." Mark: "You think you're funny?" Amy: "No." Amy please never change we love you so much.

[@scottlarmore5038]

Plot twist: she actually is.

[@rosiegamzspam2599]

YOOO DT FAN, HEYA NICE TO FIND ANOTHER DREAM THEATER FAN-

[@daphrin4842]

Mark:comes back cleaning the shovel Me : did u kill her?

[@orlandoknows6714]

@@rosiegamzspam2599 what?

[@mayochupenjoyer]

“My arm fell off”

[@eldinjusic8233]

*WITHOUT TACTICAL SHOVEL* You are locked in room with monsters *WITH TACTICAL SHOVEL* Monsters are locked in room with YOU

[@KeterLordFR]

Now everyone takes their Becky and starts stabbing monsters in the butt

[@brokenredflag]

Deep 👍

[@lol4907]

I will write this sentence with gold

[@_owj4mes_797]

@DoDoMAN #17 there is nothing wrong with his spelling. Sure he said u instead of you but that’s how people type stuff now

[@aika8127]

@DoDoMAN #17 lol that's the joke of the comment

[@chiquitin_o]

i’m sorry, the fact that i’ve seen barely anyone talk about mark eating the ice cream with his bare hands is crazy to me. that made me flinch more than him playing with a fire starter inside his house

[@GooseEmpire]

Mark playing with fire fills me with such joy.

[@moshyy_]

Mark: “I don’t need to justify why I bought this to anybody.” Also Mark: *Justifies why he bought it to everybody for 5 minutes*

[@MrDog-st4ru]

My mom when I get home from school 0:00

[@Ave_Satana666]

Whoooooooosh

[@stefthorman8548]

@@Ave_Satana666 your woosh means you don't know what it meant

[@Ave_Satana666]

@@stefthorman8548 the fact you assume you know the definition better then me proves you have a lame sense of humor anyway so I honestly dont care what you think. Oh an btw try searching stuff up before you open you mouth cause whoosh has never just referred to jokes.

[@Ave_Satana666]

@@stefthorman8548 infact saying"whoosh" an making a hand gesture indicating a miss was to my knowledge first used in media an TV shows in the early 90s an maybe even the 80s. An it usually meant the person didnt understand an concept in general an not just a joke. This is a long winded way of saying you an your false opinion doesn't even matter due to a over all lack of fact. An that just proves you didnt do well in language arts in middle school most likely due to your lack of debating skills. Such as research.

[@sorcerous8401]

What i expected: sour ice cream What i got: a full documentary on why i should buy a tactical shovel

[@Cavehoney]

Marc Brown now i want to buy one

[@sanddancer5225]

Is this a bad thing???

[@unholyanimeguru5836]

*tactical

[@nixmusic3597]

I'm not complaining

[@partydonut214]

@@sanddancer5225 to your wallet yes

[@alizbekes2617]

the way he said "it can do anything,anything" MADE ME THINK OF THINGS THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNEW I COULD THINK OF

[@laurenoakes8457]

mark: WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY SHOVEL?! Me:KEVIN!

[@brennaw8684]

Me: **realizes this is Darkiplier advertising his new murder weapon** Also me: "Hahaha... Oh no."

[@elizabethmann4488]

Same 😂😂

[@sema1273]

I'm thinking that's Yandere,Darkiplier is way too professional for this.

[@evadooms2838]

I'm seeing a lot of Wilford when it's not Dark too tho...

[@skygameswithwolfy8332]

*haha,im in danger*

[@symphonysheehanigan713]

@@sema1273 Damian's sleeping

[@aregulargamer4144]

What I expected: good old mark What I got: some darkiplier with ice cream

[@Whiskur]

The terraria Gameplayer Accurate. Plus with a special guest: TACTICAL SHOVEL.

[@aregulargamer4144]

Yup that too

[@jasperaw]

Don’t forget Becky

[@kamreyn5284]

You should never exept "good ol' mark"

[@kokichiouma1831]

And a tactical shovel

[@nicholaswilson598]

I'm just going to assume Mark was a beast at D&D when he was a kid lol

[@honeybiscuit3395]

0:18 - 5:29 is the beautiful "tactical" shovel speech.

[@moved2771]

mark: spends $200 on a shovel with which to eat ice cream also mark: immediately scoops ice cream with bare hands

[@zzozoxxo]

Yes

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

$252.77 before possible shipping fees to be exact

[@laurenharuno3091]

No, he scooped with his spoons.

[@michellemccloy823]

Haha! I know right?TypicalMarkimoo!Takes waaay too long explaining something that he's not gonna do in the first place! lol Hope he enjoys his swiss army shovel thingie!lol

[@swishtv2046]

Parent: "What do you got there?" Mark: "A TACTICAL SHOVEL" Parent: "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

[@CrypticQuack]

is that a vine referance

[@kalilmiles9733]

Ah, I see youre a man of culture as well.

[@kamerenpuppetsyt4965]

Normal kid: i use a spoon to eat ice cream Mark: i eat ice cream with a shovel

[@beaubryant4465]

i get the feeling the shovel was an impulse buy, so he's including it in a video so he can write it off on his taxes and slake some of that buyers remorse

[@anexoticpancake7464]

This... is a tactical shovel. * _DEAR GOD_ * There's more. * _NO_ *

[@kasperrose6294]

I could hear that comment

[@alvinwe8396]

Nice tf2 reference, just can't remember what animation it was

[@anexoticpancake7464]

@@alvinwe8396 Expiration Date

[@frozenwafflezz122]

This.................................Is a meme

[@sarahsparks6573]

Brayden M-H 😂😂😂

[@Chef_Em]

Mark: "This is not a toy, I am a professional." Also Mark: Making sparks with a firestarter in his house for his own amusement.

[@mr.unlucky458]

And these two instances are less than a minute apart

[@dumbclown]

@@mr.unlucky458 which makes it even better

[@AugustTheStag]

Galaxy Girl - it needs fuel to make a fire

[@roslynpettay48]

Galaxy Girl sparks?He could’ve continued making sparks & eventually have made a second character for Spyro,if this makes any sense that is!☺️😉👾👱🏼‍♀️🐲🎇

[@Aubob69]

Lol

[@gwock1]

I can't tell if he bought the tactical shovel to be tactical or he bought it just for eating icecream

[@MimickFox]

Imagine Mark climbing Mt Everest with that shovel alone.

[@JordansKarma]

I clicked on this for ice cream I got a shovel I’m not disappointed

[@mattygee6852]

Welp time to *_MARKET GARDEN_*

[@carlocalderon3659]

Jordan yeah because he’s eating the ice cream with the shovel

[@dragonsenpai126]

no, nope. that's just mark

[@mjamin9124]

pretty sure it was dark

[@bakugousrightbreast4879]

M. Yup probably :/

[@playat3am814]

mark: *sees a sour patch kids ice cream* also mark: *256 $ tactical shovel? dont mind if i do*

[@Thomas31392]

Correction. It’s a firestarter/axe/blade/spoon/harpoon/knife/shovel/mini-shovel/trap-maker/whistle, please.

[@purivolley]

Mark: ok imma name this becky me: hi (i’m becky) mark: THIS IS A VERY GOOD TACTICAL SHOVEL. me: thanks

[@giusepperios4014]

I don't even go outside but Mark is really selling me on this shovel.

[@BlueRoseAcee]

alternative title: “Markiplier Advertising a multi tool shovel. Also sourpatch icecream”

[@2miligrams]

don't forget the other ice cream

[@idkdirt411]

this would have been an amazing title

[@lindapendergraft9499]

yes

[@thisisricki5599]

And darkiplier

[@aidenjones9976]

Another alternative title:Markiplier showing and telling how to absolutely massacre anyone and anything with a shovel

[@MaWka_Ch.]

Mark: *[talks about the tactical shovel and why you should get yourself one for 6 minutes straight]* Also Mark: *[doesn't leave a link to buy the shovel]*

[@Luqaza]

Nice try at top comment

[@Luqaza]

Nope

[@sophiehogg7777]

Seems like Darkiplier really got a hold of Mark this video

[@the_saamanen1037]

Mark: "I bought this tactical shovel to eat the ice cream" also Mark *takes first scoop with hands*

[@JustIcey22]

How it literally is so cold how was he able to do that!!!

[@Theminegod-qs5wq]

@Joseph Filyau you right

[@hellopootis9161]

Professionals have standards

[@Musiquefleur]

Or he is Todaroki

[@Delirium007]

Anyone know what brand the shovel Is I want it

[@ArkSylv]

KZbin: "Oh! A nice little video of an ice cream review!" Mark: "THIS IS A TACTICAL SHOVEL!"

[@shiv421kobra]

hahA take thAt KZbin Algorithm

[@randomnum111]

And then Darkiplier shows up

[@sylven_ryth]

If you like the Black Raspberry with chocolate chip ice cream, I don't know if you get Bart's ice cream where you are but if you're ever on the northeastern part of the US I'd recommend Bart's Deep Purple Cow, it's the same deal, my personal favorite is actually the inverse: Chunky Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry, it's a really good chocolate ice cream with raspberry veins and it's just oh so good.

[@zakuraayame5091]

I thought the thumbnail had Mark's head enlarged, then I realized how short he is and that is just an illusion really short people like Mark have. Must be why big head mods happened in NBA Jam, to honor people like Mark. What a guy!

[@hellszhells]

Imagine getting trapped, stabbed, killed, cut up into pieces, burned and buried all by the same shovel

[@amberrose3970]

Not any old shovel.... A TACTICAL SHOVEL!!!!

[@takocake7545]

you mean by warfstache?

[@Rayne2221]

Says he doesn't need to justify why he bought the shovel. Literally spends the first five minutes justifying why he bought the shovel.

[@squeaky9715]

Now that's called _sarcasm_

[@jish7899]

r/woooosh

[@Iamderandomemo]

Yeah, it's big brain time

[@Skyronrv]

typical mark

[@the_car_guy5915]

Haha 300th