SOUTH PARK - Fatbeard [REACTION!] - Season 13 Episode 7

SOUTH PARK - Fatbeard [REACTION!] - Season 13 Episode 7
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[@mr.greasy6483]

The most tolerant Cartman has ever been of black people

[@env0x]

what about the time when Cartman thought Chef was his dad and started acting like a hip hop rapper

[@JuanHernandez-lx5ny]

@@env0xWEST SIDEEEEE

[@mshat18]

Cartman is way more tolerant towards blacks than certain other groups. Like Gingers.

[@saagisharon8595]

they're not blacks, they're sub-saharan

[@emilioaymat5651]

Not really. Eric is pretty tolerant of both Token/Tolkien and Chef.

[@Michael-wz5iv]

Perfect timing, just opened a beer

[@thecextreem4865]

👍🏻

[@GasstationnSushi]

just finished cooking 👌🏾

[@FatPieceOfGarbage]

Just loaded a bowl😤

[@sexigrande1792]

I’m pooping 😎

[@YourEmrgncyStash]

Same

[@v2rocket89]

“Night of the Living Homeless” Season 11 Episode 7. A classic.

[@critik_l]

easily one of the greatest. along with Here Comes the Neighborhood.

[@TheMeloettaful]

Yes please I love that episode 😆!

[@Youngie761]

Yeah totally recommend.

[@WendigoNet]

Seconded, hysterical episode

[@fernandochavez2769]

Yes yes yes

[@augustalexander8179]

That little fish comping out of the water for no reason, then screaming for no reason, then retreating for no reason is my spirit animal.

[@easy0828]

Cartmans biggest issue is that his goals are shortsighted and often immature, but the way he achieves them, shows the highly intelligent, manipulative sociopath that he is. There is no way he would ever become homeless, hes way too resourceful. Nice reaction Dash :)

[@scottgrimes1287]

I know, they put him in the most impossible situations, and somehow he always overcomes. Scott Tenorman must Die was one. But he also gets beat. Like when Wendy beat the snot out of him for making fun of breast cancer.

[@hush-615]

I agree about his intelligence and resourcefulness, but I think the incredible motivation behind a lot of things he does is out of sheer spite against Stan and Kyle. That's a major dynamic of their relationship. Once he lost that motivation, and his mother presumably passed, there was very little to hold him together.

[@scottgrimes1287]

The second Civil War, and he managed to win, was best.

[@james_ford86]

@@hush-615 Really, it's just Kyle that Cartman likes to spite. He hardly ever does anything to Stan or Kenny directly, except the Console Wars and a few other times. But even in the Console Wars and most of the other times Stan has been involved, Kyle was too. Stan is usually just collateral damage when he's impacted by something Cartman did to spite Kyle.

[@MajinRaiku23]

I appreciate it came out after your comment but I guess you haven't seen the time skip special where they show him homeless at the end of it all

[@eternus154]

It’s a good thing Token didn’t join Cartman’s pirate crew. 😂

[@ericabbey1863]

I’m sure Token would’ve sensed danger upon seeing the Navy ship, then leaped for cover behind Cartman like the badass he is.

[@Dreikoo]

@@ericabbey1863 Lets hope nobody asked him for a fistbump cause those dull his senses apparently XD.

[@tyharris9994]

It's Tolkien.

[@peterolbrisch8970]

Good one😅

[@nekochibi2256]

Clyde randomly bursting into tears is a classic favourite of mine.

[@TomKrochock]

Yeah. In early seasons this actually happened pretty frequently.

[@Oleoay]

If Clyde would keep bursting into tears, that would make me so happy.

[@Skoopers]

Dude I love your channel so freaking much. PLEASE upload more! You’re literally the best reactor on the internet.

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

He really is :) makes me respect reacting if done the right way

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Once again. You are back with a good South Park reaction with all your references you can easily spot. You’re a man of culture ;)

[@cameron9292]

There's no way he knows all this stuff off hand Lol, I'm sure he does some research when making a video

[@SeyaDiakite7]

@@cameron9292 well at least he gets prepared

[@baaaxnll9416]

​@@cameron9292not really, seems like what he says comes from his mind, except for the references he adds during montage and doesn't talk about it

[@OJ9992]

The “Kevin Goddammit” bit is one of my favourite running jokes in the show.

[@coreydrennan934]

8:43 Ike is actually a genius 😂. He started school early, gets straight A's, is an artist, and he watches the McNeil Leher report every night at 10 😂

[@ArunaUtd]

Ike is a genius and very mature for his age.

[@YohXoX]

And can give it rough to an adult woman. Ike is a certified Chad.

[@manamajeff]

“They are French so they surrendered immediately”😂😂😂 Really digging the reactions dash so great, you, Quizzy on Demand and LDN are great South Park reactors🔥❤️

[@rintedder]

Goth Kids unofficial trilogy Season 7 Episode 14 - Raisins Season 12 Episode 14 - The Ungroundable Season 17 Episode 4 - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

[@rd30000]

I love this episode, the part where he whips out the light saber and Cartman gets all pissed. I love them being gullible kids.

[@TheLibermania]

It's so weird how insightful South Park gets. It's just so real sometimes.

[@riccardomallardo7779]

Cartman is the embodiment of "throw me to the wolves and I will return leading a pack"

[@DLites151]

This is a good segue into the episode "Ginger Kids", which is a good segue into "Tonsil Trouble". Love your work mate!

[@Kali-Ikigai]

💯

[@sarahh2072]

I love that he puts a stick on that guy's leg and he runs off all happy about it 😂

[@bard6184]

Ike is a genius. It was revealed in the fourth season, and is visible in many later episodes. He reads John Steinbeck and composes sheet music.

[@ElectroNeko_GoldenGlow]

This is a great episode. I recommend the episodes "kenny dies, ladder to heaven, and the biggest douche in the universe" in that order specifically, they're great episodes and it'll give important context to certain scenes in episodes you've reacted to already

[@christopherb501]

And the LotR one, too.

[@ElectroNeko_GoldenGlow]

​@@christopherb501I forgot about that one, that episode is an all time classic

[@renx81]

@@christopherb501 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

[@bejita7831]

Just gonna back up this comment - most South Park episodes stand pretty much solo, but yeah, these help understand some changes to the status quo.

[@stormeth1313]

Ike really held it together this episode, that slap was perfect.

[@forrestcommander6283]

Dude, I remember I had just got home from deployment when this episode aired, just a couple of weeks before. I was actually deployed to Somalia doing counter piracy, so this episode holds a special place in my heart.

[@octapusxft]

the best thing about your reactions is that you provide us context about what caused the episodes and the references

[@treasuretrails]

I'm so grateful South Park has so many good episodes, you aren't even close to running out yet!

[@jdavidblais]

Best American cartoon ever !!

[@fictionalmediabully9830]

​@@jdavidblais "Tom & Jerry" and "Looney Tunes" say hello.

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

I don't say this lightly, dash is 100% the best reactor South park. I look at all reactions and I have watched every single one of dashes and I even rewatch them sometimes because he doesn't post as much as others but when he does I get so excited.

[@IceCreamMikey]

I still can't believe with you loving Butters so much nobody requested S7E14 "Raisins". Must watch!

[@planetbob6703]

I always find it hilarious when Cartman is right about something. Especially when it’s something ridiculous. Like that time he robbed Kyle for his gold, not only getting it right that he had a bag of gold around his neck but also that he had a fake bag to protect the real bag! Speaking of Kyle, Cartman keeps being right about him too! Kyle was very proud about setting up Cartman and a bunch of other kids to die, he encouraged Cartman to get hurt jumping off the roof, Kyle immediately dropped his morals and helped with the cr@k baby fights once he found out how much money they made, etc.! What’s even funnier is that the "After Covid" special made Cartman a happy, wholesome, jewish family man after growing up without his friend's influence.

[@lordiedams348]

"That's the first time I've seen Clyde cry" and the funniest part is that is a big part of Clyde's character in a lot of episodes including the game lmao

[@ripchain1810]

You make my day great with your reaction!

[@dash.reacts]

Nah, you make mine, Rip! Always a pleasure to hear from you.

[@erikmunoz55]

The selfish part of me is going to say I miss when Dash put out like 3 reactions a week! I understand Dash has a life but we really got spoiled early on! Lol Fantastic reaction as always!

[@someguy34hnt]

S6 E12 - A Ladder To Heaven, S7 E1 - Cancelled, S12 E8 - The China Probrem and S12E4 - Canada On Strike

[@secularsekai8910]

Ike coming through with the character development in this one 😂

[@contentiouscritic]

He could no longer take the monotony of middle class life... lmao

[@Mvrky0]

Easy way to remember port and starboard is an old saying, 'there's no PORT LEFT in the bottle!'

[@FromThe36thChamber]

I love that line bro “alright ye booty lovers” 😂 it’s such a simple dumb childish pirate joke but it’s funnier to me then probably any other pirate “booty” pun which is normally an eye roller

[@johnhart8856]

16:45 "Remember men do not hit the white ones." Good thing Token never joined Cartmans pirate crew 😂

[@renx81]

Damn, browsing through the comments for recommendations, I am constantly reminded how many amazing episodes Dash still hasn't watched. I truly envy that, having seen every episode many times by now.

[@willturnerfanAWE]

Love your commentary, I had to recommend a episode called dikinbaus, you would get a kick out of it especially if you like Butters. Was from the latest season

[@nicholasbalingit9049]

9:20 When one of the French crew members asked, "Qu'est-ce que vous faites?", the subtitles translated it as "What is this?", which isn't the exact translation. I'm glad you noticed .

[@mattc6248]

Always good to see the notification that one of your react videos went up! you should check out S6E13 "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" it's one of those amazing episodes that include so many of the characters and a great adventure!

[@barrypeirson3710]

Yes! One of my favorite episodes! I haven't seen it in years! Dash comes through again!

[@AndrewJasonQuan]

S6 E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Surprised this one hasn't come up, it's a classic.

[@renx81]

I agree, although been seeing more and more recommendations recently. Dash is bound to pick it up sooner rather than later (hopefully)!

[@kjprodouctions9050]

I love u added a clip from Tom and Jerry and that scream. Lol

[@Mushruums]

0:09 had to pause and look for my name cause I know I’ve suggested it before lol. Next have to watch the episode The Big Fix (Season 25, Ep 2). It retcons 25 seasons of South Park.

[@mysticalkeyblade759]

I already love this reaction and Butters definitely would be grounded for going to Africa without notifying his parents.

[@paulweston8408]

South Park truly is the show that keeps giving. Ginger Kids, season 9, episode 11 would be a great one to do next. You can find out more about how gingers don't have a soul!

[@mr.greasy6483]

You add such an awesome layer of insight to your reactions that I haven’t seen from other people. If there are other big shows you haven’t seen like Breaking Bad or The Office (as random examples) they’d make great reactions!

[@TheCnimbus]

I swear Dash gets the most obscure references. Always happy to see a new upload. Hope to see night of the living homeless and The Return of The Fellowship episodes.

[@rintedder]

The Meteor Shower Trilogy Season 3 Episode 7 - Cat Orgy Episode 8 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Episode 9 - Jewbilee

[@potts9274]

I’ve preached this before but Ike episodes like ‘dead celebrities’ ‘taming strange’ and even ‘Xmas in Canada’ are all clear indicators that Ike is low key a genius.

[@Oleoay]

Also Canada on Strike is golden!

[@DLites151]

I will die on this hill: Royal Pudding is amazing. @@Oleoay

[@magnusmagnusson8302]

you are by far my favorite reaction here on youtube seen all your south park reactions really love them

[@TheEyez187]

Cool reaction. "Major Boobage", "Eat, Pray, Queef and Worldwide Recorder Event are some excellent episodes!

[@TheEyez187]

Have since found out you've reacted to some of those mentioned, so you could replace them with Lice Capades, The Snuke, Pandemic 1&2 and The Ungroundable (another good Butters episode!)

[@BaxterBax5008]

SOMALIAN PIRATES WEEEEEEEEEEEEE Hope you enjoyed the episode man!

[@professorchaos5058]

Good thing token didn't join cartman otherwise that ending 😅😅😅

[@laxlyfters8695]

These episodes bring so much nostalgia every Wednesday when a new episode would drop we would meet at a cousin house to catch the episode it was cool if someone had directTV because then you could catch it 3 hours early due to east coast time.

[@Jackelin_vas2023]

South park episodes that u recommend!!! ● S2 E17: Gnomes ● S3 E3: The Succbus ● S5 E7: proper c0mdom use ( mr.mackay and ms choksondik epsiode) ● S9 E1: Mr garrison fancy new v@gin@ My favorite south park episodes ● S10 E1: The return of chef ● S13 E1: The ring ● S15 E7/ E8: Your getting old and Assburgers ● S19 E1: stunning and brave ( PC principal first appearance)

[@ShadeofGaz]

Slowly making Americans learn that we have it the easiest. And Ike and butters say it perfectly

[@christopherb501]

We don't. It's up there, but it averages out well below tolerable.

[@WhorehayFranko]

The part with the pirate questioning why Ike and Butters wanted to be pirates reminds me of this youtube video where someone actually interviewed a pirate at their base, with much of the same stuff being said. Iirc a big issue in their community was an oil rig that not only didnt employ members from local communities but also polluted water nearby, damaging the fish market more than it already was since fishing was one of the few jobs available and over time the fish population diminished, making fishing less and less profitable and causing more and more people to turn to piracy.

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

It was nice of the pirates to sing in a language they don't understand.

[@JOFPER13]

With Halloween not too far away, a good episode to check out would be A Nightmare On Facetime.

[@Bsdel]

I watched the three amigos dozens of times as a kid! And idk, the pirates singing in the bar definitely could have been inspired by the bar scene in that movie-Matt and Trey love to sneak in obscure references so it’s definitely possible. I attribute that movie to teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora” 😂

[@onee-sama3984]

Cartman was just trying to find the One Piece

[@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow]

To me, Cartman's pirate song sounds more similar to "The Merry Old Land of Oz": "With a 'Ha ha ha' and a 'Ho ho ho' and a couple of 'Tra la la's', that's how we do our day away in the merry old land of Oz."

[@jonathanriojas2177]

A few things! 1. An Expedia ad played for me during your reaction! 2. you should honestly make a Patreon so we can react to the whole episode with you and give you some money for you time! 3. You’re legit THE best South Park reactor on KZbin. Your knowledge on inside/deep cut jokes really separates you from the rest. Not the first time you’ve heard this, and won’t be the last. And loads of people notice! Keep it up Dash!

[@Saphthings]

I honestly mean it when I say these aren't south park reactions, these are more like a south park companion book, or a in depth documentary. The amount of work that you go through to show all the references and sources elevate the show so much. Some of us are big fans and we didn't know some of this. For example, I always thought the Japanese was just faked, and I should've known better! To go find the original clip, show them in between. I feel like the creators would be so happy watching this because you put on display the intense amount of research they did for each episode!

[@jenniferprince2674]

Thank goodness! I was just thinking of you 20 min ago and was wishing you had uploaded something because I needed something funny to help pass the time. And I had to settle for someone else’s South Park reaction video and he talked through almost the whole thing! And the audio wasn’t as good on the SP episode. It was set with a low volume so you could hear the guy talk over the show.

[@Motownsports89]

Clyde cries after cartman sings in the episode 4th grade

[@AthanImmortal]

I think this one was around the time they started using Trey's daughter for Ike's voice, but I could be wrong. I never quite figured out why Cartman said no Jews but was ok with Ike. Always loved that slap Ike gave Clyde though :-) And I never clocked that he was dressed like captain Jack Sparrow! And yes, of course, in classic South Park style, they tried to show the balance of the reality to Cartman's fantasy... before going completely non-PC with "Don't hit the white ones"... reminded me of operation "Human Shield" from the South Park movie Bigger, Longer and Uncut :-) Good catch on the 3 Amigos reference, hadn't thought of that before! Just listened to Martin Short and Steve Martin on the Conan O'Brien podcast the other day too. Great video as always Dash. 😊

[@DannyBZ9]

Ike is Canadian / Adopted . Not an original Hebrew like Kyle

[@pimespo]

Oh my, that Tom & Jerry scream was awesome! Haha

[@stevengodoy6896]

The only one who had any reason to run away was Butters...

[@Some-random-Scythian]

Eric Cartman said jews can't be pirates but here's a fun fact, there was actually a famous Jewish pirate during the pirate era of the Caribbean called Moses Cohen Henriques.

[@mattwestfield6483]

always love getting home from work for a new dash reacts to South Park!

[@michaelwick54]

S14 E8 "Poor and Stupid" is pretty hilarious!

[@Protoman85]

Clyde cried after Cartman sung his song about the 3rd grade in the episode "4th Grade", I think that was the first time

[@eberlautaroherrera]

The somalian guy that gives the speech to Butters and Ike is one of the first to get headshot.

[@cyfi55]

Guess that also means his family and friends are dead as well, since he can't provide. In a sense, that bullit killed more than one person;

[@Kosmisch1987]

Dash you are awesome! I love how you get all the small references that a lot of people miss.

[@LukeTO374]

Clyde cries all the time I don’t know how you haven’t seen him cry

[@RmnGnzlz]

8:44 Well he's Canadian, I think they live in dog years so Ike is probably like 25.

[@chrismcdonald6079]

Love the three amigos “would you say you have a plethora, of piñatas?”

[@joekev27]

I just want to say you are my favorite reaction channel for south park episode. I've seen all these episodes at least 10 times over yet when i watch your reactions i end up learning something new.

[@alexthrailkill]

I wish I recorded reactions to your South Park reactions, 3:47 would definitely be in my “‘Dash Reacts to South Park’ Moments That Absolutely Broke Me” compilation😂 I’m also gonna mention (again) that you should check out S18E1 “Go Fund Yourself”, I know you mentioned that you like watching Cartman in a businessman role before lol

[@ahmadifwat478]

Season 9 Episode 11 "Ginger Kids" to get why cartman says gingers got no soul

[@RealTrixster5817]

Nice timing with the pirate episode. Right around the time people started to react to live action one piece

[@declanferranti]

Higly recommend "Going Native". A Butters-centric episode.

[@alexbralower8443]

Please consider Stanleys Cup for a future episode.

[@maniacmasturbator2411]

I love how Kevin always has his Star Wars toys

[@GrandTerr]

The released Kyle bait I liked better because it was smarter with jokes, not just a simple dare. Good reaction so far, I'm still watching xD

[@coltondonahue3]

Just watched this episode. Cartman can be such an idiot sometimes. Same season, but you should check out Pinewood Derby.

[@mshat18]

Cartman can be an absolute moron and then turn into a genius. One of the most interesting characters in TV history.

[@atenchifan]

Ike slapping Clyde had me losing it lmao!

[@lotussness]

You're reactions make my day! It's just so positive and how you make your videos. Keep posting!

[@GaikokujinSHINE]

Cartman can talk a hungry lion out of food.😂

[@leobuscaglia5576]

Hey Dash, please do the NASCAR episode from season 14. It's hella funny.😂

[@renx81]

It's titled "Poor and Stupid".

[@jk7690]

I never noticed Butter's nipple ring. I bet Cartman made him do it.

[@nickmathur5950]

4:35 Butters will actually have an appropriate reason to be grounded for once in this case.

[@matthiasrauert8397]

I saw this episode first when I was like 12 or 13 and I never got it out of my head since.

[@YourEmrgncyStash]

"Just a 49 hr bus ride" bruhh

[@nicp2039]

Happy I did this episode, it’s one of my favourites to show cartman at his best, but never seems to come up with fans

[@kikicallahan3662]

What if there was an episode where Eric Cartman saw an article online about Anton Bakov going to Kiribati to reestablish the Russian Empire and he became a drag queen as he decided to dress up as the animated character Anastasia, have his friends dress up as characters from Anastasia, including Dimitri, Vladimir, Pooka, Bartok and members Anastasia's family and uses his mother's credit card to book a trip to Kiribati via Expedia, flying from Denver to Honolulu, then Honolulu to Tarawa, with everyone dressed up as characters from the animated Anastasia film, and they end up meeting Anton Bakov?

[@icantthinkofagoodname7992]

Cartman doesn’t want Kyle to be a pirate because he’s Jewish, but then allows his brother to become one. Makes sense

[@utubekebs]

Ike is Canadian though.

[@mtownboi4ya]

My night instantly got better! Thx for the upload

[@fuegocarls1246]

3 amigos is the most underrated movie of all time.. easily top 5 classic of all time