SOUTH PARK - Japanese Toilet [REACTION!] Season 26 - Episode 3

SOUTH PARK - Japanese Toilet [REACTION!] Season 26 Episode 3
Japan Expat Reacts to South Park - Japanese Toilet Episode
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[@Rai0711]

My immediate reaction to this episode after watching it was “I can’t wait for Dash to react so i know what the Japanese is saying”

[@Deutschdude100]

Same!

[@HobbitWithABong]

Saaame

[@slimeeeeeeeeeeeaz]

‘are’ saying

[@msoda8516]

Me too

[@yajubarah]

I swear to god my thoughts exactly 😂

[@MasterBiffPudwell]

Dash leans forward to hear the toilet music better while wearing headphones. 🤣🤣 I've done silly shit like that myself.

[@dash.reacts]

It’s become one of those habits I really have to break. It does look silly LOL 😂

[@MasterBiffPudwell]

@@dash.reacts This was the first time I have seen this episode. Apparently I have some catching up to do. LOL Thanks for the ride-a-long.

[@agallimoreagallimore2126]

Yes, leaning forward definitely helps. Especially when you squint your eyes at the same time

[@MasterBiffPudwell]

@@agallimoreagallimore2126 "Squint your eyes at the same time". I completely missed that. LOL Well, we all have our little eccentricities.

[@Teddyngham]

I have gotten so used to seeing him wear those headphones, that I always get shocked when he takes them off, and I see that he actually has ears under them. ;D

[@mitchelldunn3072]

My dad and I took a trip to japan when I was in high school. He got to try a Japanese toilet during our trip and he liked it so much that he ordered one for his personal bathroom.

[@ext93]

OK Richie Rich

[@poyb1830]

​@@ext93Mitchie rich

[@pattonramming1988]

A man of culture

[@jdawggamer4354]

I love it when you do episodes with Japanese in them.

[@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976]

Me too. He translates it for us

[@rrael]

The peacefulness of the toilet music really is on another level. We need an album Matt & Trey!!!

[@Exaar]

I was just going to comment... that's not an original song, it's a song called "Days of Blues" by the group Sons of Maria. I've been hearing (and liking it) on my SirisXM Chill EDM channel the past few weeks. I was really shocked to hear it show up in this episode!

[@Exaar]

(Although the version I hear doesn't have the Japanese vocals, which I assume were added for the episode since they are about toilets XD)

[@rrael]

@@Exaar Interesting. It really sounded like the kind of thing they'd come up with just as a joke (but in a good way lol).

[@bicboyjoy]

The ominous and calming vocals that play when the toilet is in use cracks me up every single time

[@KingpinTBM]

Once again this episode highlights why Dash is the best South Park reactor on this platform. The moment I saw this episode I wanted to see Dash react to it to get some insight on whether this was all real or just satire aha

[@Wodz30]

I have one of those, not the Neorest (waste of money. Mine auto opens, auto flushes, heated seat, heated dryer, deodorizer) - Toto S550E/Drake II. Worth every penny (unlike the Neorest line)

[@KingpinTBM]

@@Wodz30 Sounds like heaven

[@evelyngomez9944]

Him and Dysfunctional are Kings of South Park reacting.

[@ripchain1810]

It's awesome to see you react to South Park. I have plans going to Japan this summer.

[@dash.reacts]

That’s awesome!, Rip!! 😎

[@Algorythmfpv]

The proctologist did the first self-assassassination.

[@dash.reacts]

Well-played 🤣

[@georgeprchal3924]

I think Josh Meyers, the toilet paper Hannibal kid. Randy was taking what he loved most.

[@j.vonhogen9650]

"Ass-assassination"? That is super funny! Although it is not the first assassination of that kind. South Park once did an episode in which Oprah's butt kills itself/himself in a similar hostage situation. I think this might have been a deliberate South Park self-reference.

[@Algorythmfpv]

@@j.vonhogen9650 Damn, I didn't think of a million little fibers! lol. good call

[@Rufus0122]

South Park always nails it. Best show on TV.

[@BackstreetDrawler]

We got a $20 bidet attachment for our toilet when the toilet paper shortage happened 3 years ago. It is amazing. I feel genuinely clean, and I haven't had another hemorrhoid. U.S. citizens are really missing out by not using bidets. While we still have TP in the house, usage is dramatically less. It definitely paid for itself many times over already. And yes, I did basically feel compelled to tell all my friends how amazing they are.

[@kevinbrooks9074]

Biden attachment?

[@Dank_Nuggetz]

Is it cold?

[@BackstreetDrawler]

@@Dank_Nuggetz The one I have is not heated. But honestly, I became accustomed to it within a week. Surprisingly enough, even in the winter it feels refreshing. But still, I'm sure heated ones are available if you want to get one.

[@BackstreetDrawler]

@@kevinbrooks9074 That's a visual I didn't expect to have when checking my replies. LOL

[@pigeonsil240sx]

@@Dank_Nuggetz you can get warm/cold water attachment for $30 i literally just priced them after reading op comment and getting one,ebay or amazon

[@mattwestfield6483]

the way they avoid lawsuits is absolutely genuis

[@titleloanman]

This is your best work yet. I too was cracking up every time the “Oh yeah” kicked in.

[@martinj3239]

11:07 "How true is this?" - Honestly, when it comes to these kind of numbers, I'm very much inclined to just believe South Park. They're doing their research. They don't need to make up numbers to show the absurdity of our world.

[@owl509]

Not a big fan of "potty humor" but South Park can make that stuff work in a comedic way in most cases. Matt and Trey are the best

[@skarmachild]

For all the gross out disturbing stuff that happens, this toilet centric episode is the most G-rated South Park episode. Still awesome tho

[@devinthierault]

Neither am I and yet piss out my ass has entered my vocabulary since day 1.

[@_WeDontKnow_]

6:53 the way you hesitated, and then decided "nah this is sufficient" 😂

[@antonelam1608]

Hiiii!!! Here in Argentina, its really common to have a "bidet" next to the toilet. It pours hot and cold water, you can regulate it, and you can sit in it and wash yourself, also for your feets. It is comfortable, and you always leave with a fresh and clean bottom😂

[@carsonwentz8301]

Anyone who doesn't like bidets is just insecure. I can't live without one now

[@pattonramming1988]

I'd kill to have regular access to a bidet

[@antonelam1608]

@@pattonramming1988 you should buy one in internet, i guess it is cheap depending on where you are🤷🏽‍♀️

[@someoneinthecrowd4313]

@@pattonramming1988 You can buy a hose that you slap on the tap on the bathroom sink. I've had that all my life and it does the job, just sit on the toilet and wash.

[@sarahh2072]

I loved this episode because during the pandemic toilet paper was out everywhere and everyone was buying up bidets to hook up to their toilets and discovered they liked it a lot better lol. I have a small hand held one meant for camping I still use. There's probably a lot of truth to what south park is saying here.

[@blaketindle4703]

12:37 The way Randy says “KONNICHIWA” 🤣

[@ju79645]

Would love to see Japanese vlogs from you Dash! You make me more interested in checking out Japan the more you talk bout it in your reactions 😁

[@Wodz30]

Osaka is where its at - Tokyo not so much

[@joey2765]

@@Wodz30 not true

[@MexicanHeadbanger95]

I know you have a regular job, and all Dash, but I get the parasocial feels when you don't upload for a few days. Love to see you enjoy the Japanese refferences in South Park.

[@GreatRetro]

the moment a proctologist jumps over the fence and runs away was just so funny to me! xD

[@slainteron4027]

I love the Japanese Episodes and you get to explain the nuances of things and translate

[@juanrobles4814]

When I saw the title "Japanese Toilet," I was thinking those toilets you find in Japan and China that are sunken, and you have to squat to use them. This was a great episode, and Dash, I love it when you translate the Japanese in these reaction videos. Keep up the good work.

[@Yushimasu1]

2:36 made me laugh uncontrollably the way Dash does later down the episode. It's just so Japanese the over the top customer service. And the random champagne offer was *chef's kiss* timing.

[@kageakuma3009]

I bought a bidet attachment several months ago so this episode came with awesome timing. The Boys episode where M.M. talks about you need water to clean actually reached me lmao.

[@crh18]

we have bidet for the longest time in SE Asia, and when I visited my cousins in the the UK, the cultural shock of just the toilet and toilet paper was a bit much at least with hotels there is the shower right next to the toilet, so there is still water. in Spain, they have a 2nd toilet bowl with a tap instead of a bidet

[@Ryphz1]

I don't think ill ever be able to find a better reaction channel then yours tbh

[@bigerich8977]

Best reaction vids by far... Great way of rewatching episodes 👍🏻

[@Grigsy]

I like to think Trey & Parker made this episode just because of Dash.

[@nathangamble125]

I use about 1 toilet roll a month. But I'm British, and Americans use way more paper than we do. In WW2, American soldiers got a ration of toilet paper that totaled 22.5 sheets a day. British soldiers got 3.

[@Official_RetroMania]

Because you live in Japan and you know a lot of Japanese culture, I'm shocked it took you so long to react to this gem! Very funny and even informative episode about the toilet paper industry and how it harms our environment for easy profits. I will go now and watch your reaction, I know you will translate a lot of Japanese words and give us a lot of insight into Japanese culture, toilets and more!

[@nathanlindahl8336]

So long? It literally came out two weeks ago 😂

[@Official_RetroMania]

​@@nathanlindahl8336To be honest because of his Japanese knowledge and how he LOVES talk about episodes with Japanese in it (because he can give informations other KZbinrs can't), I expected him to react to this episode IMMEDIATELY, like 1 or 2 days after it dropped. Obviously he isn't forced or obligated, I just think that this is the PERFECT episode for him.

[@blaketindle4703]

I feel like they made this episode just for you Dash! 😂

[@Ericsebastianharper]

You're the only person that does this style of content that I frequent. Love your vids man. This episode is great

[@delskioffskinov]

I live in Scotland and was taking care of my older sister who was disabled and the local goverment installed a wetroom for my sister in my home and they installed one of those toilets for her to use and OMG what an experience! SouthPark shows exactly how it feels to use these toilets, I will never go back to the old way of using a toilet again! Great episode my friend I really enjoyed watching this episode with you!

[@davide.8758]

That Final joke kills me EVERY TIME!!! 🤣

[@crh18]

I don't understand why Randy cop out! but it does send a stronger message to the audience I'm guessing 😅

[@welrod94]

I had a high school teacher that traveled to china or maybe japan for like a week. She emailed someone back home that shes having fun but the toilet paper is terrible or something like that. And they banned her email account or her internet for the rest of her trip. So she didnt have a way of contacting anyone back home. it was prolly late 90s early 2000s but I remember her saying they are very strict about criticism even tho she didnt say anything really bad. And she was like they must read all outgoing messages because how else would they know. When you said they had bad toilet paper that was my first thought.

[@AthanImmortal]

I made the front splash screen! Can't wait to watch this, when I watched it the other night I thought "This is Dash territory!"

[@Sheen04]

Love the reactions💙 I was wondering if you’d ever consider reacting to one of south parks specials? They are longer but you could split them into multiple reactions the story’s are really great and add a lot of context to these most recent seasons

[@slxdeprod]

Been watching these reactions for a few months and I never knew you were in Japan. I caught a reference or two that you maybe knew Japanese though and as someone who has been studying for about 4 months now I was able to catch only some of what was said (caught the hiragana and katakana though), was curious to see what else you caught. So thanks for helping me pick up a few new things throughout this. ありがとうございます！

[@PugsAreCool262]

Finally a reaction channel that is actually entertaining and goes into depth about what their reacting to. While also doing it in an educational manner! Keep up the great work Dash! 🤟

[@John_Locke_108]

Everything I know about Japan, l learned from this channel.

[@Cellmate]

Randy episodes are always amazing. This made me laugh so much at the parts where people tried it out. Another Randy episode you should check out is Spontaneous Combustion from season 3 episode 2.

[@danielsolorzano4205]

First off, great reaction. Second, that clip you played of what would happen after Stan was yelling at Randy had me laughing so hard. My parents would do the same thing if I talked back to them.

[@deminybs]

I didn't know TOTO was a Japanese brand....lol I've installed lots of those on new construction jobs, but the one's I've done aren't exactly the same as in the video, the whole bidet thing (from what I've done) is just all in the seat itself (which you could obviously buy separately for any existing toilet) they are more of a pain to install that's for sure (depending on the model)

[@erickthomas325]

Me neither. I had one of those before…. YES!!! I OWNED A JAPANESE TOILET!!! 🎉

[@deminybs]

@@erickthomas325 you lucky SOB!!!

[@TheShinseph]

The apology at the end is a reference to how it's made who did the same thing after a video critical of P&G.

[@kikusama]

Living in Japan for 4yrs, with a Japanese toilet. . . . . this is TRUE!! They are the best! Edit: Yes, Dash I agree, Japanese toilet paper is bad. I always have to pay more to get decent toilet paper.

[@DutchmanAmsterdam]

Maybe because they don't need it, the water being enough?

[@mechantl0up]

I do not live in Japan myself, but here in Finland every toilet/washroom is equipped with a “bidet” shower head next to the toilet seat, so you can use it if you like in place of in addition to paper. Hence, I do not use sole toilet paper any more, as it is quite unhygienic. I just use the shower for cleaning. When travelling, I always miss the water option. I feel dirty if having to use paper now.

[@TheMadFlasher]

You're the man as always, glad you enjoyed. I hope you keep going strong on these, they're great!

[@ncjuppiter9595]

YES! I was hoping you would do this one. One of the best new episodes in a while IMO.

[@kevinb5417]

I love your South Park reactions. That said, I hope you branch out so that you don't pigeonhole yourself too hard. You have such great and intelligent insight, and I'd really love to see you apply it to anything even tangentially relevant.

[@dash.reacts]

I appreciate this comment more than you know, Kevin.

[@kevinb5417]

@@dash.reacts My man, even if it's as simple as reacting to things like anime - or hell, even anime music - I think you have so many avenues to really broaden your audience. All I can say is that I hope you try. You're my favorite reactor on the platform, and I've never seen a single person take so much time to offer the depth of insight you bring. I'm just one guy, but that's my sincere take.

[@misterbondage007]

I LOVED this episode. Good ol fashioned toilet humor.

[@uasakura]

Im such a fan of the channel that im legit happy to see my name in the video!

[@dash.reacts]

I’m a fan of you, too! Thanks for always recommending good stuff!

[@MrGoodCompany]

I knew you'd love this one! Your translations for anything Japanese are very much appreciated, and the little music video you put together was great. Oh, and I picked Slytherin in Hogwarts Legacy.

[@DJLthoughts]

How does it feel knowing you have the best South Park reaction channel in the known universe?

[@TheWolvesCurse]

in croatia lots of households have bidets, separate standing next to the toilet. people still use paper, but only to dry off, not to smear the shit. xD

[@SeyaDiakite7]

The walking scene with Stan and Jimmy is a parody of the scene from the 1991 film JFK. But I see you knew that already lol

[@kevinbrooks9074]

🐢 The infamous Turtle Club scene in the film The Master Of Disguise was filmed during 911 ✈️

[@Badassery666]

When I lived in japan I remember a great feeling of pride and accomplishment washing over me one night when sitting on a Japanese toilet in a local restaurant I spontaneously realised I could read all of the Hiragana and Katakana and some of the Kanji. One of the buttons said “Charm” in Katakana . Not knowing what the hell a “Charm” might be a hit the button anyway and a jet of water hit me square in the taint. (Perineum ) in an instant I learned that I must be devoid of a charm as if I was female that jet would’ve shot me right in the baby maker.

[@Rocker3829]

Lol you are spot on about the toilets and toilet paper. Speaking from living in Yokohama for four years. Though not needing any TP is a flat out lie 🤣🤣.

[@zeusnitch]

I was given a high-end bidet after a bathroom remodel. The warm seat makes it soooo much better than a standard toilet, but feeling so fresh and so clean clean is where it's at. Now I hate giving a shit anywhere else.

[@Turboman-kx7cc]

14:40 I probably use about 50 rolls of toilet paper per year. That’s just bcuz I live alone in my own apartment. In a family household, it’s probably 150 rolls per year in a house full of people.

[@michaeldonovan6405]

I relate to this so hard lol. My first trip to Japan, my hotel room had one of the fancy models. I called it Squirtle and we had a... special relationship I'll never forget. Always in my heart, Squirtle. ❤

[@seansteel3326]

I have one of these. The seats are heated, ambient lighting, bidet and dryer. You really don't need toilet paper much. Just very little to tap dry. Just think of how much paper you would use after washing your hands and drying under a blower. Not much. Also, if your toilet is not completely broken, you can just buy the seat and bidet which hardly costs $200. Still does the same things, lighting, warming seats, bidet and dryer.

[@vert2552]

When i moved to Nagano mine wasnt as advanced but damn especially during winter when you dont have heating, warm toilet in the morning feels like the best place on earth

[@SilverFang95]

8:17 we need that cover on every music streaming service😂

[@flixandclips]

THAT MUSIC IS SO SOOTHING!

[@GFSCN69]

So cool to see reactions to the brand new episodes!

[@sportsking6399]

Love your unique insight on Japanese episodes, keep me coming back.

[@davidbillberg2203]

Where are you Daaash? 👀

[@dash.reacts]

Hey David! Thanks for checking on me. Just posted

[@davidbillberg2203]

@@dash.reacts Awesome 😎

[@6TomCruz6]

Hilarious enough Japanese toilets changed my view of toilet life it took me a week to get use to it I'm almost about to install one

[@BRUCEYBOY]

This season feels like their best seasons again.

[@Eschelonistic]

the music is from "So lately, been wondering...." Wherever you will go. Can't remember the one hit wonder band name lol

[@tatsumisakamai5372]

Watching anime and reading manga is always so exhilarating.

[@zidanerick5851]

This is the video that got me the sub! Well edited and very educational! I've been to japan a few times and I actually learnt a few things from you that I didn't in the episode or when I was there.

[@AthanImmortal]

This was great, Dash. I was interested to know what the various bits of Japanese were, it's been a revelation watching these with you the past year and realising there was so much that wasn't just sound-alike or gibberish, but actual Japanese that contributed to the jokes. Honestly this episode makes me want to go and check the stats they gave because usually South Park are onto something, even if they're making it a joke, like Fremium Isn't Free where they pointed out the predatory practices of these games, or Crack Babies where they showed how unfair the college football system was for how they treated their athletes.

[@doncarlo4576]

I hope the episode "crippled summer" is still in your list and you should react to the old movie of southpark, "bigger longer and uncut"

[@wicked39]

Once I seen Southpark aired Japanese toilets knew I had to request 💯.may i request "The Death Camp of Tolerance" I remember in one of your previous videos you asked about the teachers. this should clear it up, it's the return of Mr. Garrison and the debut of Mr.Slave. 🤣

[@Beatelephant]

Totally cool, that you always provide so much background information.

[@nathanedwards4728]

I think that is the first time i have seen you properly break on screen when watching south park

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

I hooked up a bidet during Covid. Nothing fancy, but very efficient. Cost $80 and hooked it up in 15 minutes. I’ll tell ya, it’s life changing. Lol. I will never not have a bidet. They literally kick ass. 😆

[@takigan]

2:54 Dash: "Wait, that's not exactly true" Home Depot Guy: "No, it's true"

[@TheKrensada]

This episode actually scared the shit out of me.

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

I so love the videos that have Japanese in them because I love hearing you explain❤

[@Sadarsa]

I was stationed in Japan back in the 90s. I kid you not, I have on several occasions walked into to their bathrooms to use the toilet...and there wasn't one. There was nothing but a small square closet sized room, and an uncovered drain in the floor. You literally walk in, piss on the floor, and walk out.

[@adelardj7026]

"Fantastic Easter Special" is also great episode!

[@isaiasbarbosa8207]

im not gonna lie, first time viewer here and i thought this was dashie games and all i know now is i need the dash x dashie collab

[@dvddpr]

Like most people, I grew up with using toilet paper. But I gotta say, when I had my bidet installed on my toilet, it was a game changer. I will never go back to using toilet paper.

[@Shiby23]

That was a bonkers episode and it really got me thinking about that pooper paper. Idk if you know who Ludwig is on youtube. he's released his own form of self install biiddet toilet seat. sooo ironic this episode comes out within a year of Ludwig making his...

[@samueldominguez9859]

the "oh yeah" in the song is great

[@WonderrrBred]

I watched this episode during the pandemic when toilet paper was being sold at 2 packs per person

[@OwlsandWisteria673]

Dash I gotta Ask, I've always wanted to learn Japanese, I'm planning to enroll in some Japanese class this year, how did you get so good at it?

[@TheRDTV1993]

12:45 Randy is so funny that it would make you laugh even if he is almost on the verge of death😂😂😂 KOOOONNNICHIWAAAAA

[@MerDo138]

As usual, love your reactions and culture references. :) I remember the first time I used these toilets on business trips to Japan, was shocked by them lol You are totally accurate about the glassy paper in Japan Out of interest, what do you do in Japan?

[@zaxchannel2834]

3:25 They also got some of the best pencils and double edge razor blades... come to think of it I can't think of anything Japan makes that isn't really good

[@Mas_Tun]

I used to use around a roll per week. I've been using a bidet for the past year and have only used like half a roll since then to dry off

[@cerebrumexcrement]

i really like that toilet song after knowing the lyrics.

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

8:00 haha that was a funny touch

[@peterkim3370]

My fav Dash-vid so far

[@dash.reacts]

Thanks, Peter!

[@SinisterDBoy]

I believe that toilet song is "Wherever You WIll Go" from the band The Calling. Good song from the 90s, check it out.

[@GriggsDeMagus]

Switching to using a bidet is something that is long overdue for America.

[@hunterivey]

I love this episode, it's hilarious, I'm also thinking about getting myself a Japanese Toilet, when I can afford one, I hear that they're really nice to try.