📦 Carl Handles Your Package 📦

[@twiggystardust9573]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that Carl is just Mary and not actually a creepy Norman Bates-esq guy that just complimented my "This Is A Christmas Shirt" t-shirt that I'm using as a pajama top.

[@kiervol]

OMG SAME

[@songwithoutword]

sometimes I type 'Carl asmr' into youtube to try to find his videos then I remember he's not a real man lol.

[@madelynstott8462]

She nails it right on the head to. It’s almost like every women has experienced this kind of person or something 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@aria3329]

😆😆😆

[@zedskidoodle]

I love the way Mary took one weird encounter she had over a year ago and is still running with it! I always enjoy catching up on Carl's latest exploits.

[@kiancanda]

“Pack your ship and go” Lmao 😩

[@ObsessedwiththeMess07]

Mary's signs are the best 😄

[@nancytimpa1981]

Oh, mama’s voice….Mary, you are too good at this. I can’t believe you wing these conversations!

[@kenneythekoala]

i cant believe carl isn’t a real person. it’s almost like it can’t possibly be mary underneath all that

[@sweettexast2894]

Actually he is… She based him on someone that “helped her” at Lowe’s

[@kenneythekoala]

@@sweettexast2894 oh right! i remember that now. i still can’t believe that she can fully turn into him for a whole hour

[@MishaShivers]

@@sweettexast2894 That's funny to know.. I have been going through these videos and there's been such a distinct impression that Carl's behavior is only a minor exaggeration of something one would encounter in real life.

[@Coolguy-jo4er]

"Carl handles your package" That made me literally lol

[@trice1245]

I LOVE when Carl does mother’s voice sooo much LOL!

[@sweettexast2894]

“Carl handles your package“ I literally giggled like a 12-year-old girl. Thank you Mary! ☺️😝😊

[@nickkluke7951]

my fiancé has been watching you for 5+ years to fall asleep and carl has been her new favourite, nothing made her day more then seeing this video when she clicked her carl stories! thank you for everything you do, you really help make peoples lives a little better

[@laurenh4744]

“I shipped my pants” made me pause the video so I wouldn’t miss any of the video while I laughed😂😂

[@suzannearthurs8492]

Me to! 😂

[@martinz60]

Ahhh, Carl. One of my favorites, in spite of (or because of) his relentless inappropriate comments and wandering eyes. Nice "Breaking Bad" reference, too.

[@Zatara1991]

I'm pretty sure if Carl had his own KZbin channel I'd spend all my time watching it.😂 I always get so excited for a new Carl video. Thank you so much for this character. You're absolutely amazing!!

[@pixiepalasmr6881]

Somehow I think Carl would be a vlogger lol

[@melliemac5617]

YES! I live for Carl videos. Thank you for blessing us, Mary.

[@erikam6536]

Mary. This title has sent me into orbit.

[@jesusgymasmrlover]

The "please touch my hand" bit had me🤣🤪🤣🤣🤪🤣

[@sarahbear270]

Mary, I am having a not-so-wonderful night and this is giving me life. Thank you.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I hope tomorrow is better for you! I'm sorry that tonight's not going well!

[@wesleywyatt8073]

@@SouthernASMRSounds you are so kind and this is why you are one of my favorite humans.

[@margaretforsey7763]

I hope you feel better soon. 💕

[@elielliso]

You’ve outdone yourself with the improv side stories here. Earl! And you manage to make it so relaxing as well.

[@gracefulbarbie]

2 uploads in ONE DAY???? Mary you spoil us too much!! we don’t deserve it!!

[@dulcymcgraw9122]

You need to be writing scripts for tv or movies, You are so talented.

[@sleepy131]

I love carls adventure videos, never stop making them! I have been extremely stressed these past few days and carls lovely southern accent and his flirty ways just make me feel a lot better about my life hahah :)

[@parrismack3576]

This literally made my night😂 I shall go to bed with the giggles🤣

[@lilmisschris1979]

This is soooo good! I’m from Charlotte, went to HS in Denver, NC, and live in southern coastal NC now and this is spot on! You sound like so many men around NC. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@lpschick7237]

Mary did you have very many bloopers with this one? I would start laughing every time I would try & say pack your ship. 🤣

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Nope, this is the raw video. I didn't have to stop even once and made up about 95% of it as I went along. Once you get into the character, anything they would say just comes out. It's pretty wild.

[@AbigailArwen]

@@SouthernASMRSounds we stan a QUEEN!

[@lpschick7237]

@@SouthernASMRSounds that is very impressive. Sometimes I swear I’ve met someone like Carl out there in this world. You just don’t forget someone like that…🤣

[@margaretforsey7763]

@@SouthernASMRSounds That is amazing!

[@catbread4801]

This is my favorite character out of all of media this dude right here will never shut up and I don't want him to

[@msmonkey70]

Carl shipped his pants one time. That tracks.

[@SacrificeTheVeggies]

YES! Carl is the only weird internet guy I’m excited to see lol

[@natayarobinson8317]

Mary please you deserve a tv show you’re such an amazing actor it’s so soothing but too damn accurate and funny I can’t fall asleep cause I can’t miss nothing! 😂😂😂💙💙💙

[@natayarobinson8317]

I hope Carl finds a woman! 😂 he deserves some loving

[@dillonr2610]

I love this woman 🤣 This is everyone in my adjacent life at work or extended family/friends in North Carolina. Thank you for this amazing content.

[@conniebradley9307]

Oh my goodness my Mary!!! I’ve missed my poor Carl!!! He makes my day and night everytime!!!! You’re the BEST!!! Love ya hon!!! ✌️❤️❤️❤️✌️❤️❤️❤️✌️ Left you a message on messenger if you have not seen it.. Take care .. Thank you again!’ Carl still has his famous hot ride , he’s moved up from McDonald’s coupons to Subway !!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😊

[@dennismullins4660]

The fact that you seem to do the dialogue for your videos off the top of your head is brilliant

[@vm88940]

While Houston had nothing on Louisiana and Nicholas was nothing compared to Ida i still couldn't sleep last night so Mary's RP always relax me and send me to 😴😴😴😴

[@HisGirl23]

Love a good Carl video! Amazing as always! ❤️

[@novaland444]

I don’t know if I’ve said this before but i can’t believe Carl videos/ all your role plays don’t get more views. These are better than actual tv for me.

[@novastar136]

Omg!!! Yay! I've been so busy today with homework I'm happy to see that Carl is here to cheer me up❤

[@Hannah-zv1bb]

Carl triggers my fight or flight response

[@MsTrueIdentity]

Holy crap I'm listening to this at work and I almost leaped up in my seat at the hand touching "that's nice" Mary you make me laugh!

[@smjf85]

"I feel that I have a very good sense of style" says the grown man in a Batman baseball cap

[@Cynthia-uc9vl]

Oh my… 😍 here we have another piece of pure gold!! 😩 Lord knows how you ever came up with this absolute beaut of a character, but Mary he is becoming your legacy!! 🙌🏻 Carl to me doesn’t represent a role play by Mary, Carl literally exist in my world and he lives rent free in my head. I am way too invested in him and it’s getting disturbing. 🥺 I would love to have a Carl plushy merchandise… I would definitely get that! 😂 Thank you for making my world a happier and safer place Mary, you’re the best! ❤️

[@alexlin9565]

Carl is based on a real person, a salesman selling her a refrigerator about a year ago. And you can buy a Carl pillow from her now so you can ‘sleep’ with Carl. Ha ha ha.

[@44macymoo]

I did not know that Carl was based on a salesman Mary had the pleasure of meeting while buying a refrigerator. I thought he was a conglomeration of some of the Southern Gentlemen Mary has met in her lifetime.

[@logans.7932]

Love how straight Mary is playing this LOL. Doesn’t even label it as a roleplay, just rolls

[@grace4822]

when Carl asked to shake his hand i remembered that once instead of shaking this lady's hand at the bank i told her i was allergic... it was embarrassing

[@3ONCEUPONATIME3]

Thank you so much for this video! I love always your Carl roleplays, but I didn't even know how much I needed this one today!! It's been a LONG day over here and I'm ready to tune my brain into something fun, funny, (and relaxing)!

[@zephyrzie8407]

I really need a “Date with Carl” video oh my gosh

[@RainbowSprinkles123]

I love how intrusive Carl is. No matter the situation, he somehow finds a way to insert himself into the life of whomever he is talking to 😂😂😂

[@whatever_r_r]

Whenever iwatch carl the only thing i could think of is rewatching bates motel

[@klobigeratte]

my day always gets better when you make a carl video haha. thankyou :)

[@emilymichelle257]

I am in tears. This is hilarious. You are just too good

[@cindycreyer2052]

The bubble wrap sounds😍 oh my gosh

[@Tina-B...]

I love Carl so much....I'd really love to meet his Mom😁

[@alibobsmarland9572]

I'm not letting Carl anywhere near my package thanks!😃

[@lisforloser444]

You’re too good at this, the voice and costume is everything, very immersive

[@zaneshepherd5245]

HAHAHA these Carl skits are fabulous... you are so funny Mary!!!

[@alexalberti3019]

We stan a gagworthy drag king. Slay. 😩

[@amed9403]

Ahhhh she brought it back!! "I shipped my pants." 😂 Best commercial ever! Love this Mary!

[@reneleeuwendal8937]

😂😂😂Sleeping flies out the door when I watch Carl. Mary's sense of humour is just the best😂😂

[@darrazo5845]

Im getting my shot tomorrow and i cant get any sleep, needles have been my biggest fear my whole life 😭 thank you for the video, hope i can relax a little bit

[@ariesgirl4994]

Mary, I know you crack yourself up inside playing Carl. 😂

[@merlgirl1989]

Oh Carl! Mary, you are genius!

[@TheRogueDM]

I almost spat out my coffee at the Poo-Pourri feature and just the sheer detail Carl went into with a straight face 🤣

[@Janay23]

I arrived early for Carl. Enough said! 😂

[@amypasano6185]

I LOVED this Carl! His whole mask thing was hilarious

[@caitlinpowell8855]

You’re such an amazing comedian it’s sooo awesome🤣

[@macksquad8853]

I literally busted out laughing when "he" asked to see my feet.

[@Cynthiaruffalo]

Omg you never ever cease to amaze and entertain me with your hidden talents!!!! Where in the world do you stream your imagination from;)🧚‍♀️🌈;) anyway I so enjoy your channel and pay NO MIND TO ANY HATERS. Ignore them completely. You are absolutely amazing.

[@ariellet.3923]

Yay another Carl ! A perfect ray of sunshine to my very stressful day 😌

[@naecon2923]

Carl really just gets creepier every time 🤣 I often wonder how far off track he’s gotten from his “Flowes” inspiration 🤣

[@k9tattoo948]

Oh you really outdid yourself with this Carl video, so many brilliant remarks 🤣, thank you very much for the laughter!

[@margaretforsey7763]

I laughed so much. Especially when Carl said he shipped his pants. 🤣 Thank you Mary!

[@TessaLCastro1216]

I needed this one tonight...Thank You💛😌😅

[@218is]

you remind me so much of kallmekris with the glasses and short hair 🤍😂

[@jesusgymasmrlover]

I love Carl's take on masks+Covid🤣🤣🤣

[@Sean360Lennox]

Everyone needs a Carl in their life... If not Carl find Charity. 😄😄😄 Loved this video Mary, and the outfit choices

[@rachelsmyth9854]

such a lovely creative outlet for you mary! thanks for the vid

[@yellowsubmarine1321]

I love ya Mary, don't know how you keep a straight face through this😂😂😂😂. Love Carl💖💖

[@ilraasmr1145]

Woohoo! The double upload 🙌🏽

[@belu4165]

I just love your videos and your voice 💕 I’m obsessed. Sorry for my English, I'm from Argentina

[@emilybemmilee531]

Your English is great!

[@alexlin9565]

Oh Mary, you had me at obsequious. Literally LOL. You are the best!

[@BlondieGirl2287]

"COVID is mysterious" "It's waiting for you in the hallway" 🤣😂🤣

[@uncanny1204]

I have to wake up early for work and can’t fall asleep, thank you!

[@lauriechilton4923]

“She lives with me, at her house” I’m crying😂❤️

[@hearts4horror92]

"I love your outfit" Me laying in mismatch socks and pajamas: Thank you

[@neptunepirate1981]

My jaw has dropped. I, too, take my mother to Hamricks, Carl.

[@KayteePhilly]

Mary, we need a Hamrick's walk-through now.

[@devin-ci4nv]

i love these soooo much

[@ZhaneelPoet]

*reads title* Why is she like this 🤣🤣🤣

[@LadySpinner]

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video and I still laugh out loud at, “I shipped my pants once.” 😂☠️

[@aria3329]

😄😁😆😅🤣😂...you're brilliant, Mary. I got nothin else....

[@dmartin1049]

A new Carl video?! He’s the best.

[@randallmoody561]

Creepy Carl Yes!! Great character Mary.

[@jemmie231]

Needed this laugh Thankyou 😂❤️

[@spookyvondoom4624]

I can't sleep to Carl. He's too funny. 😅

[@zenseed75]

How did I not see this until just now!?!

[@bethanygarcia9914]

this is GOLD love this🤣

[@mkate3lgee401]

Ahhh I just loved the little touch of man-splaining there haha

[@s.n.jackson7835]

One of my favorite series 😂❤❤

[@jemmawise-richards6528]

Brilliant just brilliant 👏👏👏

[@flowerbaby2213]

OH MY GOODNESS 😂😂 I love this so much hahahahahhaaha thank you Mary.

[@frostybaby13]

I think Carl & I got the same sheet of Subway coupons!!! I didn’t notice “the good coupon” either till Carl pointed it out, hahaha!!! Thanks so much! :D

[@remarkabletinglesasmr6486]

🤣🤣🤣 pure entertainment. Thank you!!!

[@justme-hx8eg]

Brilliant 😂 I do love your channel

[@PhoebesHere]

Calling it now, when Carl's mom dies she's leaving the house to her boyfriend from bingo