Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 9

[@Alchemic_Psycho]

I love the Wal-Mart bits. The way she delivers them, the tone, cadence and everything makes me LIVE for them.

[@JPMJPM]

Nicholas Adam Cleary I love the Walmart bits, too, and I am one of those liberals who refuses to shop at Walmart. 😂

[@watchmanonthewall14]

If these videos are a 10 out of 10, then the Walmart bits are an 11.

[@L31690]

Ashton Rushlow-Coble Same here. Absolutely favourite moment. I always want to know what's on sale at the Walmart.

[@2012loveyourself]

Me too😂😂

[@Mikeyyyy_L]

Video isn’t complete till we know what’s on sale at Walmart! 😂😂

[@kayla3618]

"I just shop at dollar general when I don't feel like dressing up for the Walmart"🤣🤣 me too sis

[@brain56]

1:28, for everyone's convenience!

[@allenbooth5193]

Dollar General can't hold a candle to Walmart!

[@adrianaadnan9958]

Omg I love dollar store!

[@LaSaundra]

"His cornbread's not done in the middle" 😂😂😂 I'm still laughing at that one!

[@bendavis7871]

Me too.

[@berenicebauer72]

That one got me too.

[@kaa6918]

"now who are your people?" that is the realest southern saying

[@kakalapoo]

"Get out of my makeup!" I heard that line one too many times growing up!

[@billcordell9797]

Katherine Garner yup

[@outspokengirl]

That, and "Y'all better get somewhere and sit down!!!"

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

outspokengirl heard that a lot too

[@billcordell9797]

Katherine Garner lol

[@juliechapman1942]

Katherine Garner I tell my daughter that

[@serafina5052]

“ even Mary KAY can’t fix that.” 😂😂😂😂

[@davidvogel6359]

My sister sells Mary Kay, LOL

[@MountainGirl420]

Maybe she should try out some higher quality makeup then! 💄

[@MountainGirl420]

Angel Bulldog Oh, I could never go without makeup. I both love applying it and getting to be creative & artistic. I always have lipstick on.i don’t have any skin problems (only 33). I’ve followed an extremely rigorous skin care regimen since I was 14. I look nowhere near my page. People say I look mid-20s! It’s perfectly fine to wear makeup. You just gotta make sure you remove all of it completely, mild chemical peel or heavy duty exfoliant, cleanse, tone, 3 serums, and 2 moisturizers, with spaced apart treatments of other types. I think it’s more about taking care of your skin than it is not using makeup.

[@walterpaton8698]

I go to Dollar General when I don't feel like dressing up for Walmart haha

[@earthygardens4599]

Walter Paton its true lol

[@vicd443]

Me too!

[@Pinkranger87]

lol

[@Sabbathissaturday]

Same 🤗

[@NEATERTICK]

Poor Dollar General.. LOL

[@ywang-l3h]

I love southern women so much. They take pride in family and the upkeep of themselves and their homes ✨✨✨✨

[@woolflower]

"More mouth than a lake fulla alligators" completely made my day.

[@bendavis7871]

I have got to use that one.

[@sarahmackeprangesquell6660]

I about died when they said 'divorce shower'! I need one, ASAP Lol

[@bumblebeejimmy]

Love these videos & the beautiful Southern accent! As someone from Ireland I recognize quite a few of the sayings over the series. A lot of Irish that emigrated to Southern states obviously left some influence down through the generations!

[@AzurHvns]

schomberg 1690 My great aunt, a Southerner, still uses a saying learnt from her Irish Nana Burns. "Well, fan me brow!"

[@lockandloadlikehell]

schomberg 1690 *Scots-Irish* ,not "Irish".

[@GoddessFourWinds]

I haven't lived in the South in 30 years (raised in Lousiana) but I still talk like I left yesterday! hahahaha

[@fandhtwoohs8129]

I lived in SC until I was 6, then lived in OK my whole life before being forced to move to Texas kicking and pitching a fit the whole way. Nobody understands a word I say.

[@melissagibson3712]

Same here.

[@armystitch4]

Omg the Dollar General quote was awesome!

[@bookgirl2]

There ought to be a special edition with _Southern Men say. Yelling all over the house, "Hon [ Baby, Doll, Sweet One...], where is my [fishing pole, boat keys, 5-iron, head...]? Or, on the phone, "She ain't here, she went to [Belk's, Junior League, yoga, the flower show, the gun range, etc.]. Or truthfully, "Huh. I don't know, I didn't even know she left the house." :D

[@jimmyparris9892]

or, "She's out shopping up at the Wal-Mart".

[@fancycat]

bookgirl1971 is

[@MorganMingo70]

🤣😆🤣😆 "I didn't even know she left the house!!"

[@imtee69trw]

i swear im so deaddddddd from laughing

[@carolecook1116]

My Mother had a friend who shopped from dawn to dusk. Her husband thought she had a job/went to work! Call there & he'd say she's not home from work yet!😂

[@aprilmanuel1398]

Y’all crack me up! They say Irish people speak English, but it’s on another level. Southerners are the same way. We are currently stationed in San Diego, where our 15 year old, was pretty much raised. But I’m from Ms and my husband is from Tx. I told my son to “stop horsin around” and he asked me what that meant. 😂 I really don’t think twice about the statements I say, until I get a look and the person I’m talking to says “what”. I’m like “okay, let me speak Californian English”. God bless y’all for bringing so many smiles to people’s life. Keep on keepin on. 💞

[@leannsmith6516]

This Mississippi girl LOVES these videos - keep them coming!!

[@jackiec.wallace5936]

My sister and I went to New York for the first time 25 years ago. We were in Little Italy trying to decide what we wanted to order for dinner. I asked her what did she think she was going to order....she said I think I am " fixin to have" .....waiter said NO NO NO !!! you not fix it We ah fix it! We learned to break our "fixin to" on this trip ! LOL

[@jenniferhagan6695]

Omg! So, i live in Brooklyn now, and when i first moved here I would say, I'm fixin to.. and my Italian bf said... what are u fixing?? I had to explain it meant the same as about to... omg so funny

[@Sabbathissaturday]

No way I’ll ever be able to break that. I’m fixin’ to do everything!! It’s the second word picked up by people that move to Texas, after y’all!! Cuz, y’all know we’re fixin’ ta do a lot of things. I even dated a guy from England with a thick northern uk accent. He said y’all and fixin to by three months of living here. 🤣

[@hop208]

I don't know why, but the "I can't believe she registered for stainless!" bit has me rolling...😂🤣

[@frozenyogurt3]

I love the Walmart jokes.

[@jillclary425]

My favorite part of the videos 😂😂

[@jettahammond2916]

Fro Yo same.

[@mountainguyed67]

Wrong video.

[@incrediblena9827]

My mom used to say "I'll slap you so hard your grandaddy gon' feel it in his grave!"

[@randytaylor5986]

I can't believe I'm just finding this channel. I could watch this all day. Reminds me of my Momma. Her favorite was, "He's so hard headed, he'd argue with a signboard and take the wrong way home!" Thanks ladies!

[@Msmmmason2]

My mom always said "He;s so dumb, he can't tell s&^% from Shinola!" (Shinola shoe polish, that is!)

[@veryvermilion]

"You kids git out from under our feet! We got a great big yard for you to play in! Come over here again and I'll cut a switch!"

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

Tom Cogburn lol

[@kirstenfinley4563]

Did we have the same mama? 😂

[@vicd443]

Yeah. Having been there, I can tell you have too.

[@josephbaker1633]

Here's one ya'll might not heard before. 'He's so stupid when he's pooping, he has to whistle so he knows which end to wipe'.

[@looneybinboss1]

Mickey Funk, you know you are from Atlanta if you've ever had this conversation: "Wanta Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." It was always Cocola in our house, till they broke the recipe in the 80's. Had to quit it for the high fructose corn syrup tearing up my guts. Now, if it ain't"Throwback" Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper, I'll just take water, thank you.

[@inannaenigma9391]

Shoot, in the midwest you can try and get a hold of the mexican bottled kind-that's still brewed with a hella lot more sugar than corn bits.

[@kathyyoung1774]

G L Puerner Or Texas!

[@Sabbathissaturday]

I’m in far west Texas and the Mexican coke is sold everywhere. It definitely tastes the most like the original bottles of coke. If you want to pick out a native Texan from a transplant- all ya gotta do is hear us ask and reply about cokes!! You wana coke? Yeah, I’ll take a dr. Pepper.

[@sarahmackeprangesquell6660]

Same here. That high fructose corn syrup is nasty.

[@paulrinehart4262]

No Pepsi! I'm not visiting south.😀

[@davidwadsworth8982]

Bless his heart, such a polite way to say you are dumber then dumb should be allowed to be. Country over city every day and in every way, love this,.

[@brittnismith5997]

Lol, "stay outta my makeup". Find myself saying that everytime my 3yo and 1yo sons get in my purse lol. Much love from PA!

[@ripleyshaine5263]

We're from south carolina. My mom always says "you can fall in love with a rich man just as easily as a poor man" lol. I love these every time

[@blackeyesquirrel7003]

"If you don't stop doin that you're gonna go blind" was way too commonly said to me as a child 😂

[@tomfreimann7105]

I have loved all of these, but I laughed so hard it hurt at this one! Bless your hearts!

[@skyybutter1]

And yes, Girfriend with the Wal-Mart shout outs, tou truly crack me up. People are SERIOUS bout those Wally World sales! I just love being sourhern. Dont forget. The North is just a direction, but the South is a place!!

[@susanrodriuguez7033]

When I hear some of your sayings, I just crack up. My mom was born and raised in Texas and I can't believe what comes out of my mouth at times. My friends laugh when I say things like "you poor little thing" and "bless her heart". I might have been born and bred in the North but there's a little bit of southern runnin' through these veins of mine. Please keep posting!

[@TheModernRiot]

The Walmart jokes get me every single time without fail. I love it!

[@mountainguyed67]

Too bad there aren’t any jokes on here, it’s just the way people talk.

[@SquizzMe]

"He's as crazy as a sack of house cats" LOOOL!

[@5RRRtarRiver]

Crazier'n a shit house rat

[@DodiTov]

Yup...it's skeeter season. Since I'm whiter than flour, they just LOOOVE chomping on me! And ants! OMS! Ants will sneak up on ya. The little piss ants are the worst. You could be just sitting on the swing and they'll swarm you. First thing you know, you got bunches of those little devils chewing holes in your hide. You know why they call them piss ants, right? "Piss, that damned ant just bit me!" Yeahhhh, I'll stay inside. Hugs, ladies!

[@jettahammond2916]

Dodi Tov 😂😂 that is funny

[@jenniferhagan6695]

Omg when Pat said, "my distant grandfather was a confederate general" I wanted to die laughing... and by the way Robert E. Lee is my distant grandfather lol

[@irisray5561]

I've lived in Atlanta most of my life, and I've heard about 90% of these colorful expressions. Love them!

[@dragongrl61]

I work up at the walmart, and I noticed she's always on point with our sales. Love it!

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

My grandma was not Southern, but she prepared her funeral clothes and tell everyone, "this is the clothes I wanna be buried in." Lol

[@MichaelPalmateerPhotography]

My dad's side of the family is from up North, but he married my now step mom a few years back and she's from Georgia. I love these videos cause I hear this stuff everyday now haha

[@Rachaelannkerr]

Omg great job ladies and I was so happy to see Patricia. I just love her!

[@flutistnotflautist4740]

I'm from Connecticut, never lived in the South a day in my life, and I absolutely love these videos!

[@BONNYRIGG]

I love Sheila's skeeter slappin!

[@jennykateb2879]

I love these things. Even though I'm not from the South I think that they are so funny

[@donnaw3719]

You've done it again girls - love it! Patricia is a fantastic addition for this episode!

[@jpage813]

I get so excited when I see I a new episode, but was doubly excited to see Ms. Patricia haha. I love her!

[@viegofidel]

I love all y'all!!!!! That was awesome!!! Thanks for including Patricia!

[@77WABC]

May l add : "Mercy me , It's 3 degrees from Hell "

[@cmartin1959-qq2mi]

I love these, it reminds me of my Mom and every woman I knew growing up in TN.

[@Bradyviolation71]

I just love my hometown girl Katherine Bailess a true Southern Belle from Vicksburg,Ms!! Great video Southern Gals!! 😊

[@jmabien1]

selenia carrico sup

[@pamelachappell1089]

I was born in Meadville, MS, about halfway between Natchez and Brookhaven. These videos are hilarious!! I have heard/said most everything they come out with. :)

[@allenbooth7033]

selenia carrico: So you're from Vicksburg, huh? I was born in Meridian (way back in 1963).

[@Bradyviolation71]

Allen Booth I was born in Vicksburg I left several years ago I am now in Florida. I know Katherine's family real well. So you are a Mississippi Rug Rat too?!? Lol!! Just joking! 😊

[@Bradyviolation71]

1manuscriptman Dixie McMullen Is your Aunt for real? Yes I know her. Isn't it a small world after all.

[@timy.4818]

"I kinda wanna go to the Dukes of Hazzard museum." LMAO !

[@lacrosse.captain]

Wow, I was so excited to see Patricia. I saw her post and Instagram and thought it was an awesome collab with your channel. I love her on Southern Charm. She's very clever and elegant.

[@CorettaJG]

"Get somewhere and sit down," I heard a lot. And I knocked the fool out of myself plenty of times hitting something.

[@kbrew1729]

I always love seeing new episodes of this!!!!!

[@Hothorseherbie]

"He's never gonna drown in his own sweat!" LOLOLOLOLOL

[@my2jedi]

Brilliant! I didn't know Patricia had written a book. I have just ordered one for me and another for a friend!

[@rileysummers484]

I always liked mom’s “go park yourself somewhere”

[@lisaaustin765]

I've always loved your channel but I was super excited when I saw you had Patricia on this episode. I love southern charm and she is one of my favorites. I was visiting Charleston one day and found her house. I was walking around it trying to peek over the wall (not being a stalker or anything! lol) and just as I walked by her gate, she came out! She was running late for a dinner party but was very gracious and took the time to pose for a picture with me and my daughter. Whitney then came out and we spoke to him but I felt that I had imposed enough on them so I didn't ask for a picture with him. My daughter and I were so excited.

[@SouthernWomenChannel]

She's incredibly rich but incredibly gracious and kind. I was very impressed with her as a human being.

[@TheSqueeQueen]

I love the old fashioned manners ones! My granny was born in 1916 and used to say a lot of these!

[@kylerainey6315]

This was THE funniest one! “He’s so old he could step on his nutsack” “I won prom queen I should’ve won homecoming”. As a popular guy in high school do you know how frustrating it was to be runner up for homecoming king every year and to have lost prom king to a pity vote to the kid no one knew until he went into a coma because of a car accident?

[@FrankieKins112]

My Momma used to say, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man." I just LOVE watching your videos!

[@monkeyslap]

My granny would say "Oh, bless your heart..." all the dang time I got sick of hearing it. LOL!

[@lindseyblanchard488]

Your gunna miss me when I’m dead and gone my mom is still saying that to me

[@kevingorges9791]

You are awesome! So funny! You guys should be doctors because you prescribe the best medicine; laughter 😎❤️😎

[@2760daisy]

Thank you guys. That made my day. I am from North Carolina. I get everything you say because I have heard my Memaw or Mom say it and not I say it.

[@sancraft1]

They always have something on sale up at the Wal-Mart. LOL

[@laurajohnson1420]

I love these videos! Please don't wait so long before doing another one!

[@powrdreemer]

Who has been following me around? Someone has done recorded my conversations for the last 2 weeks. LOL just loved it.

[@alexanbroussard]

When your family has said all of these things

[@ginasellers3207]

Makes you feel homesick, dudn't it? I spelled "dudn't" the way my family pronounces it. 😉

[@ajcarr1965]

"I just shop at Dollar General when I don't feel like dressin' up for The Walmart." Lol, that's meeee!

[@Jack8rkin]

Souther Belles! Ladies, you are amazing.

[@curlykiki8]

❤️ the caftan lady!

[@hamstersniffer]

curlykiki Amen to that!

[@bushna2007]

You ladies are funnier than walking bare foot through a room full of feathers!

[@elizabethruddell]

I love seeing all of Patricia Altshul's caftans!

[@lauralearningeverything5821]

I love Southern Charm and Pat Altschul! I gotta go get that book! This is the best episode yet. xo

[@Meowwoofma]

I paused an old episode of Designing Women on DVR to watch this. Kinda fit right in. LOL And several of these I've written down in my head to use this weekend. I like if I was any finer, I'd be twins. But my go to is I'm finer than frog hair. hehe

[@fancysfolly8937]

DeAnna Dee love that show...it's a classic and they were very authentic characters....one of my best friends I call Suzanne Sugarbaker all the time...she could have given Suzanne a run for her money!

[@annainspain5176]

"Well, fry my feet and call em drumsticks!"

[@judydavis20]

Thanks, y'all! Always so much fun! The comments are nearly as much fun as the video!

[@jeniwebb369]

I love when y'all create a new video! Funny as ever!!!!

[@nicole_beaumont]

“She’s not fat she just weighs heavy” 😭😂😂

[@Trishelle1]

Yaaaaaasssssss! Ms. Patricia!

[@JohnSmith-zo6ir]

I have a dumb girlfriend so I can relate to "she takes TWO hours to watch 60 minutes" 😂😂😂

[@RayzerChick]

Made my day to see a new video. Thank you ladies!

[@susansettlemires1158]

Who's your people. My Grammys favorite line.

[@oopsiedaisy2156]

We need a men's edition. I'd say "Where's mom?" and my dad would say "She's out gallivanting." So now my husband says it--"Are you going gallivanting?"

[@taylorjones8216]

Y'all are back, yay!!! Love from Texas!!!

[@bairives63]

NICE WORK, GIRLS -i love all y'all, i cant wait deluxe #10

[@allijo514]

Dukes of Hazzard museum. . .my favorite part! Yes and yee-haaaaw!!!

[@southernbellekari]

I LOVE Patricia Altschul !!!!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏

[@milkmanzwife]

Y'all still got it, I'm a WV hillbilly raising Tarbilly boys by way of a seven year detour in North Carolina and back home in southern West by God Virginia!

[@shaunlowekey4525]

I love watching these ladies, very funny and hilarious to watch.

[@HarpersFerryTailsPetSittingWV]

Snockerpussed? "Y'all better not go snockerpussed"? I just want to make sure I have it right. That's WAY too funny!

[@jamielancaster01]

Love Miss Patricia Altschul❤️

[@Jasmine77737]

I love these! They make my day 💜

[@chocolatepudding1241]

When I was a kid, I screamed cause I saw a mosquito eater (I don’t know if that’s what those bugs are actually called) and my dad said something like “don’t worry bout them skeeter eaters, they’re gettin rid o’ them nasty blood suckers” 😂

[@sillysimone2000]

I'm from California and I'm obsessed with these thank you sm

[@c.m.2818]

Simone H. Liggett visit certain southern states and you’ll still hear most of these

[@ncavlleguy]

Huni I’m as nervous as a long tailed Tom cat on a porch full of rockin chairs.

[@sheilastahl633]

Love each and everyone of these videos. Being from the south and have used a lot of the expressions myself. Now going to look up that book!

[@tandrewsbliss745]

I got so excited when I saw that y'all uploaded a new video !! Finally 😘 love y'all so much 💕

[@bobbybaldeagle702]

Love it... Sounds just like the old ladies did when I was a kid with a mother for Missouri/S. Iowa and my dad from Alabama, By the time I got stuck up here in Wisconsin I sure got teased for the way I talked as a kid, now 58 years latter they still say I talk funny. And when I do say something important I have to explain what the words I used meant in Wisconsin lingo. Good thing I've learned how to translate. Mountain lingo to Wisconsin lingo!!!! LOL,LOL