Nothing sends me leaping up out of my desk chair, clapping my Dorito stained forearms together faster than seeing a court video with the defendant wearing a red fez! Hilarity is about to ensue!
@TRUMP-ki9vn7 ай бұрын
Your comment made me laugh so hard I nearly pee’d my pants. The fez has a similar affect on me.
@AirQuotes8487 ай бұрын
😁😍
@MelanaC7 ай бұрын
Excellent comment! You set the scene so well! I read that out to my gathered crowd and we all rushed to the screen 😂😂😂
@Ridesharereflections7 ай бұрын
He talks like Moses Malone, unfortunately he’s not as intelligent.
@pameldacamel7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MooseMaunu7 ай бұрын
The dude is facing over TWO YEARS in prison and thinks his special hat will protect him??!! The level of self delusion is mind blowing!
@michaeloxlong7 ай бұрын
2 years is the minimum. If he keeps up with his stupidity, he could be looking at 7 if the other 2 are done concurrently, or 11 if they're done consecutively.
@GrouchyDragon7 ай бұрын
You are completely overlooking the magical incantations. Don't do that - he paid an online guru $250 for that!
@twelch83677 ай бұрын
@@michaeloxlongthe charge felon in possession of a firearm is two years mandatory consecutive to any other charges
@Kennymac82517 ай бұрын
The mistake they all make is that the hat is not made Tin Foil, then they would be protected.
@alisong23287 ай бұрын
His hat is lined with tin foil. 👽
@crispybaconmatters71607 ай бұрын
Kenneth Clausen is trying so hard not to just break out laughing on zoom. His shit eating grin the entire time is amazing. LOL
@pennkeuka7 ай бұрын
I was wondering about him. I was wondering what's Smiley doing over in the left center.
@ThePrufessa7 ай бұрын
I couldn't tell if that was his natural look (commonly nicknamed smiley) or if he was really holding back laughing.
@ThePrufessa7 ай бұрын
I bet those people in the queue were thinking what the hell is this dude talking about?!
@ronfullerton31627 ай бұрын
Ken Clausen was really enjoying the legal ramblings of the Moor! The smile was big and wide for the whole reading. A reprieve in his otherwise boring day, I guess.
@TheUluxian7 ай бұрын
I term the look one of "bemusement"
@jwleon027 ай бұрын
The other defendants waiting their turn in court are like, "this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen! Can I plead guilty now so I don't have to sit and listen to this?!?!?"
@jennstewart30037 ай бұрын
For real... Like your honor can you get me done first so I don't have to be here? I'll take extra time just to avoid this bozo....
@imjustsomeguy727 ай бұрын
Heck, I reckon they should get credit for time served.
@wickedmuffin767 ай бұрын
"I'm just going to go strap myself into that chair over there to get this over with"
@emordnilaps4 ай бұрын
Equal justice demands equal boredom while on zoom.
@Matein137 ай бұрын
It's one thing to do this nonsense when you're facing a traffic ticket. It's a whole other level of insanity to do this while you're LITERALLY FACING YEARS IN PRISON!!
@Broadsword9997 ай бұрын
Some people think they are way cleverer than they really are. It's like watching a drunk 12 year old drive a Ferrari
@Broadsword9997 ай бұрын
Some people think they are way cleverer than they really are. It's like watching a drunk 12 year old drive a Ferrari
@luxblacklife7 ай бұрын
So he’s just going to read DEFINITIONS from the University of KZbin…
@97TJ7 ай бұрын
Well stated. I have defended myself (with occasional success) against 3 traffic tickets but would NEVER try this against felony charges
@brayhill7 ай бұрын
@@Broadsword999 Charles LeClerc?
@amosfrench71697 ай бұрын
why do they come to court if they believe the laws don't apply to them? 😂😂😂
@Palaemon447 ай бұрын
They only come there because they dimly understand if they don’t they’ll be there anyway in irons. Otherwise they just wouldn’t show up.
@jlvjazz7 ай бұрын
That is the issue that Judge Bryant brought up with a sov cit once and it worked!! The defendant agreed to actually cooperate.
@lovejones727 ай бұрын
@@jlvjazzI just watched that one
@craftykn94527 ай бұрын
What a great observation!
@tiggersdad68787 ай бұрын
In the entire history of litigation in court cases, this defendant has the clearest case of inadequate counsel that has ever existed.
@curiousgeorge19407 ай бұрын
You get one chance to decide whether you want a real human, who understands your predicament and the law, to defend you. Or : Plan B, you choose an uneducated idiot ( yourself) to make a mockery of the law & the court, resulting in an indeterminate stay at the Bricks & Bars Hilton. Brainwashed morons always pick "B".
@Delatta19617 ай бұрын
Mr Carson is cracking up. “And just like that, Bey proved court jurisdiction” ~ Forrest Gump
@jdranetz7 ай бұрын
Didn't realize Forest's platoon mate, Bubba, survived the war!
@Mrs_Wyllie7 ай бұрын
Script: show appreciation (do not read this part). Mr. Bey: Show appreciation, do not read this part.
@ScottW-vz4bf7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@suepongallo7 ай бұрын
😂 15:20
@michaelmcintosh75784 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dennisfahey23797 ай бұрын
I have to wonder if SovCits and Shriners misidentify eachother.
@StephenMintz7 ай бұрын
He’s not either, he’s a Moorish American National. Moormish
@UnscrupulousAgitator7 ай бұрын
@@StephenMintzAKA Moronish
@maryholden31362 ай бұрын
And shroomers...... equally sensible 😊
@wilycat5290Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@okeesmokee66587 ай бұрын
The delusion is strong with this one. I am a common, everyday, idiot but this guy makes me feel like Sherlock Holmes.
@Dan_Ben_Michael7 ай бұрын
100% I feel like Stephen Hawking compared to this dude.
@molliannstocks22177 ай бұрын
Mr Bey certainly looks a little disheartened after hearing his motion for stay was denied - maybe it's beginning to sink in that he isn't going to win this one!
@PattMcCrotch7 ай бұрын
And people wonder why our court systems are so backed up.
@AdrenalineTheory7 ай бұрын
This guy is looking at up to 11 years in prison and is treating it like a joke.
@ScottW-vz4bf7 ай бұрын
He figures it’s easier than getting a job and working for a living.
@TheSMEAC7 ай бұрын
He had to read his ‘Emotion for Stay’ 😂
@andrewryder32767 ай бұрын
"I'm appealing this verdict." "This case hasn't even been TRIED yet." "I know, but I'm appealing the case EARLY, so that when I AM found guilty, I can hopefully stay my sentence."
@ddg99527 ай бұрын
The Fez is a perfect early warning system, you know what is coming before a word is uttered...just like a mullet. Fez on!
@sharonbosley60287 ай бұрын
Is that a smile on Mr. Kenneth's face?
@VincentVanHalen557 ай бұрын
The biggest you've ever seen lol
@seraphinaaizen62787 ай бұрын
Sometimes, I think this whole thing started with two drunk guys sitting there saying: "Hey, I have a great idea. Let's make up a story that will convince grown men to wear an upturned bucket on their heads! It'll be hilarious!"
@mircat287 ай бұрын
That’s how the Scientologists got started
@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot7 ай бұрын
I actually feel sorry for the other defendants having to listen to this.. Cruel and unusual punishment.
@nascardave017 ай бұрын
Or entertainment.
@jeffvanmeter13307 ай бұрын
Your Honor, I would like to volunteer my services as an English-BS interpreter. My qualifications are, that I am fluent in BS, and I submit my affidavit of truth, that I will faithfully interpret the defendant’s BS into English and vice versa, so that the defendant and court may communicate with one another, in a fair and impartial manner. Failure to accept my affidavit of truth, is capital felony treason.
@mika72.-Bois7 ай бұрын
I love your application & offer as an English- Bs - English translator! I wish you well in all your future work & Endeavours! 😁 😂
@ShinnosukeTokuda16843 ай бұрын
Leader Desslok fluent in BS, sounds about right. Comet Empire politics are such bullshit
@Kennymac82517 ай бұрын
Milton Bey; Hudson Bey; Montego Bey; Chesapeake Bey. You say Tomato I say Tomato.
@mollymaciulla19177 ай бұрын
*Adventure Bey 😂
@dyelawnhotfire7 ай бұрын
Salt Bey
@deeprollingriver527 ай бұрын
Hey Bae!
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly7 ай бұрын
LA de do da bey!
@msbigdog14607 ай бұрын
🎵🎶 baby why don't we go...to Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama....🎶🎵 🤣🤣
@melissalough55947 ай бұрын
I luv Kenneth clausen’s facial expressions. He just wants to start laughing so hard wish he would . Get that sovtard in prison.
@UnscrupulousAgitator7 ай бұрын
He's thinking "THIS is why I haven't retired" 😂
@Fragrantbeard7 ай бұрын
Let's not use slurs against intellectually disabled folks, even to rip on sov cits.
@UnscrupulousAgitator7 ай бұрын
@@Fragrantbeard Do as you wish We will too 🤣
@mrpole44587 ай бұрын
Kenneth is having a good time listening to this nonsense 😂
@deborahcarver84577 ай бұрын
Now he's having a worse time not laughing
@EDSzebra17 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂I'm dying. I can't look at Kenneth Clauson anymore.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@matteolaborg7 ай бұрын
No affidavit of truth? How disappointing!
@mancube76457 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@davidwaring68157 ай бұрын
Milton might want to see what happen to Duuurreelll when he got a 1000 years in Prison playing the Sov card
@MotherMagenta7 ай бұрын
As we say in Texas... bless his heart. He is trying!
@jurassicmark_46887 ай бұрын
My country 'tis of Fez, Sweet Fez of liberty, Of Fez I sing: Fez where my Fezzy Fezzed, Fez of the Pilgrim's Fez, From every mountain Fez, Let Fezdom ring!
@TRUMP-ki9vn7 ай бұрын
If one cannot pronounce the words one is saying perhaps one is completely out of one’s league. Mike, do these people actually believe there nonsense will work?
@vladimirvlasov43607 ай бұрын
"Done knowingly and intelligently" yeah, riiiiiiiight.
@ddg99527 ай бұрын
Yeah, if i was defense counsel i would have objected to "intelligently"
@jwleon027 ай бұрын
Judge - What would you like to say in support of your motion, sir? The Fez - [proceeds to read the motion verbatim] Judge - [Internally] Dear God, no! I should have been more specific!
@MrDarkmenace17 ай бұрын
I went to Morocco back in 2004 I never saw one person wearing one of those hats. I was well disappointed! I'd also be willing to bet that theres no one there with the surname 'Bey'.
@kanaric7 ай бұрын
Nobody there is named bey or pasha either because they are not fucking Turkish LOL. These people haven't got the memo.
@jannemakela476 ай бұрын
To be fair a Fez is a Turkish (or more specifically Ottoman) type of hat, rather than Moroccan. And ”Bey” isn’t a surname, it’s a honorific like ”Sir”.
@robertthayer57794 ай бұрын
@jannemakela47 or dumass...
@wallyman2927 ай бұрын
Him saying "ir-re-PAIR-a-bull" rather than "ir-REP-per-bull" makes me cringe every time. . .
@EmmaJean0077 ай бұрын
11:00 That attorney, bottom left, is LOVING this so cit. 😂🎉
@MelanaC7 ай бұрын
Is he wearing the Fez ironically? Please tell me he’s not actually serious!!!!! 😂😂😂
@loisbolton18007 ай бұрын
The fez is covering up the pointy head underneath.
@oh2button6 ай бұрын
When a defendant represents himself or herself, they should also prove that they successfully completed a speech course.
@mtmc8237 ай бұрын
The female in IONIA County Jail, wants to go back to her cell., PLEASE JUDGE
@Atlas6355_7 ай бұрын
Mr. Bey would like to represent himself! Me: 😂😂 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍺🍺
@LawTalkWithMike7 ай бұрын
🤩
@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot7 ай бұрын
Fezz on the head...fuzz in the brain.
@IroquoisNative7 ай бұрын
What is he thinking? This guy can not follow simple grade school instructions and feels confident in defending himself. The Dunning Kruger is strong in this one padawan! 😂😅
@leslie497 ай бұрын
I don't understand why defendants who face near incarceration are allowed to appear via Zoom. How many people actually turn themselves in, if any?
@curiousgeorge19407 ай бұрын
If they don't, a warrant is issued, and nearby (!) LEOs will provide transportation ... asap !
@WgB57 ай бұрын
Come on judge, don't use the word "understand" say "comprehend." He will never stand-under your authority.
@janamandic54837 ай бұрын
I love how the judge emphasizes RE in represent, since the Sov CIt is only 'presenting' himself.
@JLova827 ай бұрын
Good, now find out what "RE" means in a legal context?
@EbonMaster7 ай бұрын
@@JLova82 R...E...? As in "Rights Excluded"? Oh mah gawd the judge is trying to get me to give up my rights by saying I'm representing myself!
@JLova827 ай бұрын
@@EbonMaster No, as in Latin _re_ or _rem_ or _res_ meaning "thing," as in you are a thing not because the [judge] contracts with you while you're there but because you are converted into a thing once you fail to respond to the letter of demand demanding you show up at such-and-such a _date_ - also from Latin _datum_ meaning a "ceding of right to another" - for such-and-such a subject "or else." That naked threat is also called the "summons." Neat, eh?
@EbonMaster7 ай бұрын
@@JLova82 rofl damn thats way funnier than mine. I concede. That straight up sounds like some goofy shit they'd say lol
@TerrysQuest7 ай бұрын
this whole goofy thing about comprehend when they can't say understand because they don't stand under anybody. I guess they also didn't learn that the same syllable can have different meanings in different contexts, as the 'under' in 'understand' doesn't mean ANYTHING about 'beneath' and the refusal to say it is just childish. He probably won't SUBMIT to anyone, either, so what would he call it if he rode in a boat that goes underwater?
@katiedid3347 ай бұрын
The look on Kenneth Clausen's face is priceless,
@Eddie-rg1xf7 ай бұрын
Kenneth Clausen is trying so hard to hold it together. Meanwhile the man @ Ionia Jail's confusion & boredom is all of us.
@cyndylopez79037 ай бұрын
He's wearing a Fez... HE'S WEARING A FEZ!!! The judicial system is doomed!!! 🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂
@anythingforselenas8067 ай бұрын
“English mofo, do you speak it?”
@Phoenix0216287 ай бұрын
I imagine the judge is in his own head like "This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friends. Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends."
@UnscrupulousAgitator7 ай бұрын
I HATE YOU!!!! Now it's in my head 🤬 😂
@jasonhanney5477 ай бұрын
What’s funny is these folks who claim to not be citizen but want their constitutional rights preserved..has he really abandoned the script?? That’s his way of having a reason he is losing in court ?? He committed a crime that has a victim… so many questions
@riffhammeron7 ай бұрын
Non-citizens have the same rights as citizens in court proceedings
@MidgetPunter7 ай бұрын
No, he bieleves he has all the same rights as everyone else under the constitution however he has the right to break the law and the courts or anyone else can hold him accountable for the crimes he commits. He feels he doesn't have to follow the laws in the United states.
@riffhammeron7 ай бұрын
@@MidgetPunter even though he feels he has the right to break the law, that doesn't play into the fact that he's still protected by the constitution like anyone else
@patricknolan10967 ай бұрын
❤
@Du0M4xw3117 ай бұрын
Sovcits in general and Moorish Sovcits in particular embody the mindset of "All rights and privileges of law are mine, but not the consequences "
@deborahcarver84577 ай бұрын
That one guy is trying so hard not to laugh
@richardpowers65767 ай бұрын
Mr. Clausen is cracking up !! God bless him>
@pennkeuka7 ай бұрын
So, do the sovcit moors hang out with the Crips, the Bloods or the Aryan Nations in prison? They probably have their own law library.
@malovett7 ай бұрын
All things considered, this dude was about the most reasonable/least crazy sovcit I’ve seen
@sarahloves24437 ай бұрын
I literally said bless you like you were in the room with me lol lol😊
@LawTalkWithMike7 ай бұрын
Thank you that one snuck up on me😂 I was like really during my intro 🤷♂️
@whyamIbeingarrested7 ай бұрын
Kenneth is the best part of the video. He has a permanent smile throughout the entire video; he may need to have his smile surgically removed. 😅
@jenniferthacker42317 ай бұрын
First, Bless you Mike for your sneeze at the beginning! Now for this guy! I couldn't believe he actually read that ver batom! He even read the dots! He sure was in a panic trying to look things up to read!!! LMFAO 😂🤣 Man, I can't wait to watch the final episode of this guys show! Thanks for sharing! Hope you're having a great day! ❤️🤗
@nascardave017 ай бұрын
Sure bet he doesn't understand what he's reading.....
@okeesmokee66587 ай бұрын
He didn't even understand that everything was denied. Nor did he comprehend it.
@susanbarnett7617 ай бұрын
The Supreme Court is clearing their calendar, awaiting the Certiorari.
@neonwired49787 ай бұрын
you know it's gonna be good when they have the hat
@EmmaJean0077 ай бұрын
Mike........... You looking good man. 😏😏😏😏 And your smirk is telling me you're kinda happy. 😎 Love ya dude!!
@tillytea17317 ай бұрын
Mike, he stole your look! Its starting to catch on lol, thanx for sharing xxx
@debrawalkermeyer91097 ай бұрын
When the Sov Cit read his soliloquy motion, I thought your head might explode Mike. 😂❤
@realkangaroocafevietnam7 ай бұрын
The poor old bloke really doesn’t have a clue.
@roxanne66287 ай бұрын
Ready to laugh in Detroit
@nascardave017 ай бұрын
He looks like the mooron that Truth Science has been covering lately. I call him Sultan Self Entitled el bey because he was in an Indian owned business on a reservation trying to tell the owner that he was entitled to make purchases with paying sales tax, then at a homeless shelter arging that he was entitled to their service without having to follow their procedures and rules for the intake process.
@gatsby667 ай бұрын
That homeless shelter video is a classic. His family, including small children, awaited comfortable beds and hot food while he argued with the staff. He was unwilling to sacrifice his pride, even temporarily, for the sake of his family's basic needs.
@nascardave017 ай бұрын
@@gatsby66 I wouldn't call it classic, more appalling that he put his delusional beliefs ahead of his kids.
@pollycebula6057 ай бұрын
I can't believe the judge did not remove the word "intelligently" from the list of adjectives he used when explaining this man's right to represent himself. It seems to me alot of judges say they won't give these sovereign citizens any special consideration. But they do anyway.
@pollycebula6057 ай бұрын
This was a great judge.
@megnotmegan19667 ай бұрын
I thought the exact same thing lol
@JiveDadson7 ай бұрын
_Intelligent_ only means that the guy has been told how stupid he is being.
@leslie497 ай бұрын
Sov cit's speech is reminiscent of Damon Wayans' character "Oswald Bates" on his show "In Living Color", right down to the colorful hat he wears with his prison blues.
@kanaric7 ай бұрын
Ya these guys have been a thing for no joke 100 years lol
@FattyMateo4 ай бұрын
"his waiver has been made intelligently" 🤭👌
@kayfurlano14627 ай бұрын
The defendant continues to say he will present himself instead of represent.
@probablynotmyname85217 ай бұрын
Damn they have legislation that sets a fixed minimum with no judicial discretion for sentencing, thats rough.
@arthurneddysmith5 ай бұрын
Still looking for that unicorn: a wealthy sovereign citizen with a clean record.
@Dcorp19747 ай бұрын
Like that judge! I just saw him in DWI case with an entitled defendant. She thought her “disabilities” and poor physical condition entitled her to no jail time- Nope! This judge just calmly explained why she was going to jail… He’s pragmatic and very competent.
@1HonestAbe7 ай бұрын
When asked about his " Supreme Court Motion "... you KNOW he didn't understand/Comprehend the question. He obviously pulled up the script written by El Bey's Leaders Supreme Legal expert to read his homework. Of course we all know... He has NO idea what those words mean. The Judge should ask him to read it over again. You know the rest of the defendants in Zoom Court were glad El Bey had to go first... for Entertainment value
@noneayourbusiness51497 ай бұрын
"Defendant wasn't allowed to make up lies in order to 'defend' himself. Therefore, the court wasn't being fair to Defendant's desire to get away with his crimes." Fixed your verbiage for you, Mr. Sov Citiot.
@tiffanysmith32107 ай бұрын
The guy at the bottom left with a tie, and the blue blazer never breaks character.😂 He always has a slight smile on his face.
@barelyasurvivor12577 ай бұрын
Dang if i was ever facing 2 years minimum, I would sure want a Lawyer
@ronnieeubanks65597 ай бұрын
Whoever this guy paid the $1.99 for law advice. He needs to see if he can get that money back. 13:59
@geraldammons55207 ай бұрын
At least he was more respectful than most SovCits.
@richarddickson7477 ай бұрын
Mike, To get your black Fez to stay on just sit on a chair then hold the Fez into position then get Deborah Davis to bash it on using a very thick and heavy law book until it is in position. You might have to wear it permanently.
@rickjeffcoat3486 ай бұрын
That was hilarious. Clausen was about to lose it. That was a fun video. Thanks.
@shonta7 ай бұрын
I couldn't take my eyes off off the cute smiling grandpa below Mr. Fez. I want him to adopt me. 🥰
@sherimckinney28599 күн бұрын
It always gets me how when they DO answer, they insist on changing the words…they just can’t accept their not in charge… Do you understand? I comprehend. Are you representing yourself? I will present myself. 🙄
@Rocanala7 ай бұрын
Why do they all sound so ignorant? He’s reading and sounds like a 4th grader.
@LawTalkWithMike7 ай бұрын
Well, you don't arrive at the Sovereign Citizen philosophy by being intelligent.
@lillian60767 ай бұрын
Aw. He seemed like a nice guy, just genuinely stupid.
@jtiahrt7 ай бұрын
Judge Shafer probably hates it when he sees Miltons name on the docket. 😉
@4hasnain4 ай бұрын
The look of inmates already in jail realizing they are getting a new roommate is hilarious.
@AggressivelyMediocre7 ай бұрын
“I comprehend “ immediately shows he doesn’t. Ffs.
@chriswarfield75207 ай бұрын
That is Correk. Says the man facing multiple years who doesnt want a lawyer. Perhaps he can drive an ambalance.
@madmonalisa7 ай бұрын
have a great vacation! love watching the last 3 years!
@Picnflip7 ай бұрын
Ignorance is bliss. That man is blissed out.
@peterbaker33147 ай бұрын
I love the way Mr Clausen sits there through the entire mess with a smile on his face.
@ashleys.townsend4136 ай бұрын
I imagine these Sv Cits sitting around a club house like the little rascals, and Spanky pulling out the hats to the amazement of the other kids! 😂
@Maya-Alexdog7 ай бұрын
Come on ya'all! That hat screams IMPORTANT MAN proceed with caution! He wants respect! Sov cit strikes again 😂😂😂😮
@michaelhertig5744 ай бұрын
Intelligent? - Desposition? And that is not how to pronounce irreparable, to cite just a few. His word salad has made me hungry for a real salad.
@0grifman17 ай бұрын
I guess he didn’t learn from Darrell Brooks. Traffic citations are one thing but multiple felonies are another thing.
@FaithPetrov3 ай бұрын
How can other defendants not laugh so hard😂😂😂😂.
@twinthinguk36217 ай бұрын
will he be able to keep his Fez in prision? lol
@alisong23287 ай бұрын
I thunk I remember this guy - he always says he's "presenting" himself, instead of "representing."
@tipmn29797 ай бұрын
When he started reading I almost expected him to break out in a poem…🤣