Space Station 14: Monkey Business

[@Oðrun]

I appreciate that every single time you put on an oxygen tank, you remind us to check that it's actually oxygen. There's a story or five there, I'm certain.

[@DonaldWWitt]

Oh man, one of the first times I was playing on Frontier, and I go to Engineering to get my tank refilled. Dumbass takes my O2 tank and fills it with AIR Mix, so later I'm wondering why I'm nearly dying of asphyxiation out in the void only to scan the tank and find it's not pure Oxygen, it's AIR, so of course I'm suffocating at only 21 kPa because the Oxygen Partial Pressure is like 4 kPa! And this idiot, who obviously never learned proper Atmo, is wondering WHY I was so pissed off about it!

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

As if botany would ever question or refuse an exotic seed crate. When cargo brings me that and says "I brought what you ordered" its because he knows I was going to ask for it, and I know he knows I was going to ask for it, and him bringing it to me at the start of the shift saves the innefficiency of having to ask, and we all love an efficient station. Its like when the chemist just walks up to botany with 2 droppers and a bucket of glowing green stuff. Its because he knows that if he doesn't, I'm gonna go over there, constantly ring the bell and spam the scream emote until he does.

[@poke548]

Botany is a land of simple needs. If you don't know what those are yet, they'll let you know.

[@atropabelladonna12]

Bless that little Hamtaro, moving freight like a real Cargonian.

[@DonaldWWitt]

"When we work together it's much better!"

[@ivy7642]

I love the fact that while everyone has the sane idea to wait for rescue in the cargo shuttle, Chex has comandeered it to go glass the singularity. Never change, Tex.

[@GrunkyMcSaucy]

This round has some MVPs. Hamter. Security Bear. Sketch Lizard. Lawyer Dragon we barely knew you.

[@thealchemistofthesun8197]

Like all Hamsters, Hamlet passed in a suitably bizarre manner, before re-emerging from Hampter Heaven having won his battle against Hamster god.

[@e-train765]

Ahhhh painting Cargo in a fresh coat of blood. Glorious.

[@Janihavik]

three cheers for hampter!

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

HIP HIP HURAAY!😊

[@Soundwave001]

Thumbs up for Hamster. The hard working Cargomans

[@Rick586]

Wow. Beeple Sec is actually pretty chill (by which I mean they won't hesitate to violently slaughter a horde of primates at the drop of a hat).

[@johnkesot223]

Even a hamsters hat.

[@kharak6204]

no fire extinguishers, as he passes another 5 wall mounted extinguishers (tbh it took me a few shifts to even notice em)

[@DonaldWWitt]

Gotta admit they're handily out of the way.

[@honeybadger6275]

@@DonaldWWitt As they should be.

[@dungeondaddyxoxo]

Space Station 13? more like life tips and advice with Tex. Now where is my black and decker widowmaker 9000, im a little short on space dollars

[@tamnker8465]

I’ve played very few SS14 rounds. Here are my favorite moments: 3rd round, still learning controls. I got mauled by a slime and borged. I feel bad for science, I couldn’t do anything. I watched a group of nukies go fully yarhar and turn into pirates, complete with barraging the station with the chinalake and everything. The admin then put us in an actual pirate round, which went horribly for the pirates.

[@FunnyStripes]

1. The thing that shot lightning was an electric anomaly gone critical, not the singulo. Although they do that even when not critical, but without the EMP and light breaking effect and without dealing bazillion of damage (damage scales based on their danger level tho, so at high level they do still deal a lot). However, just recently, tesla power was introduced. So as of now, it's either the electric anomaly gone crit or at an high danger level, or worse yet, a teslaloose. Either way, you are in big trouble if and when you see lightning. Insulated gloves protect from low level current, but afaik, they won't stop the big ones of a crit electrical anomaly and those of a teslaloose. 2. You may want to give the artifacts to science rather than immediately sell them. The more they research one, the more their value goes up. 3. Don't sell the crates. They are worth almost nothing, and you will be wasting a lot of time for nothing. Just deconstruct them with a screwdiver, and you will get the materials they are made out of (usually 5 steel or plastic, and the lockable ones also have 2 LV wire). And if you ever need a crate, you can quickly make one with just 5 steel or plastic (including secure lockable crates).

[@JonThomas92]

I am quite surprised that a Hampter can move freight

[@Darkdaej]

I think they updated it so it can't be done anymore - latest update limited what characters without hands can do

[@DonaldWWitt]

@@DarkdaejBOOO!

[@Phoolery]

Man, gotta say Tex, I’m loving SS14. Just, much more smooth and easier to play… at least when the servers aren’t crashing! 😂

[@mrmerfeo4320]

People would've made a sequel sooner if they didn't fear change lol

[@torifin755]

me and the lads crashing Wizden levi for the 8th time by making the admins make Autoturrets fire bizarre things

[@two-eyedRoy]

@47:36 ... am I the only one singing Motorhead - The Crate Of Apes in their head?

[@Morec0]

If you like to move crate And miners do not die You'll get mauled by bears Who joined security

[@iller3]

poor Tex, going through life, just unable to be properly impressed by a good Cheese cake...

[@Zantetsu13]

How many cups of coffee before it becomes dangerous? A lot more than with certain IRL lemonade.

[@UndyingZombie]

A borg that is lost in space.. A tale that is as old as time. Or so I have been told.. But honestly I always thought I was younger than that show but.. You know.. Things happen and memories become what they do... Can only store soo much data on a brain and all.

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

I will find away on this server. I must.Also. "Theres no fire extinguishers" While walking by two wallmounted lockers

[@Rain_lights]

I mean they really do look like posters, you gotta admit

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

@@Rain_lights they do

[@DonaldWWitt]

@@Kwisatz-Chaderach Welp, now we need Wall Locker Posters, for when you want to LOOK like you're prepared!

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

@@DonaldWWitt 😆

[@Coconut-219]

Kinda hope after some more BPL you eventually go back to doing a few occasional one-offs on random stations, the classic spacestation experience.

[@Card1n0L]

Yiiipeee, more space station 14.

[@DabBrownie]

Just found this channel, this is the exact kind of space station 13 content I was looking for! Great stuff

[@_hench__5251]

Of course Fat Tom is captain of the Engineer ship from Alien

[@AppalachianHermit]

Good morning y'all, happy holidays and praise z0rg

[@angrylemon1420]

Man the shadows mess with my eyes. Look like dark pillars ascending past the camera

[@theguywiththename888]

I’m so glad hamlet was saved.

[@JRufu]

Oh poor Hamlet! You were the best of us...

[@DonaldWWitt]

Hamlet LIVES!

[@johndoe1.196]

I mostly listen to Tex play Space Station 13/14 & it's still the most funny and random shit. Cracks me up. Hail Cargonia!

[@NavisNobelite]

Where can we find BPL station?! I must join!!!!

[@volatilesky]

Is the hamster able to wear an earpiece? Because i think i have an idea

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

I thought salvage magnet was a motivated lizard person….

[@CaptainBanjo-fw4fq]

Yay! More Christmas Dump!

[@torifin755]

as an SS14 enjoyer. my rounds (that i actually join in are as follows) Be captain: tell Engineering not to tesloose, run around the station, usually fuck around with Securities fun toys (tranq shotguns ahoy) try to look cute as fuck. because hop doesnt have a monopoly on drip. hear "TESLOOSE REAL" 30 minutes later. and fucking Evaporate into nothing because unrobust engineering or: Be Chief engineer be competent. Show up to bridge 8 times cause a greytider rerouted disposals to try to steal shit in the bridge. say "dont do singulo" but watch engis do singulo anyways pull a "this aint my problem anymore" and redecorate Medical (because origin has shit med, like the rest of the map) and proceed to hear massive amounts of "SINGULOOSE REAL"

[@craigbauer7793]

I have no witty remarks, but have a comment for the algorithm gods.

[@America_Yea]

It might be interesting to learn how they got the singulo to do that 😆

[@scottmacgregor3444]

They fed it too much, I'd suspect.

[@firelie4389]

I wanted to sleep...

[@ryat66]

Oof. That poor monkey.

[@SirChronoCfdgaM]

Second here for even more chaos

[@CurvinProductions]

Space Station 13: it's a game.

[@combativeThinker]

You CAN play it.

[@ltmumbles5805]

How do you get on the BPL server? Ive been trying to find a discord link for a couple of days,

[@Spirit_of_Love_]

Discord link is hidden somewhere, I'm looking for it myself. GL😊

[@Coconut-219]

Dunno, a bunch of years ago it was just open - and then it was a subscripton process - and then I think it was an ARG for a while last I saw. I'm not sure what level of gatekeeping mechanism we are at now that Tex has become 'affluent youtuber man'

[@iller3]

His earliest videos did quite a bit of ranting about the "gray tide" so extreme gate keeping measures shouldn't surprise anyone

[@RavenWolffe77]

At the moment I think you just have to meet BPL staff (or whatever amounts to staff) in lobbies, and for them to be like, "Aight you're chill."

[@johndoe1.196]

It's a club..and we're not in it. Just enjoy the craziness.

[@uberturds]

How'd you get the old SS13 style chat in SS14?

[@tssteelx]

Is the hamster controlled by a player? Or is that a.i?

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Player

[@DonaldWWitt]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 Honestly probably an Admin.

[@antropod]

We dont want spants

[@GruesomeGray]

out of curiosity, what server(s) do you play on?

[@Cookienoms]

Wrestling failed succesfully!

[@jackcaffrey8493]

I see tex I click tex

[@TheShadowBoi]

First here for chaos

[@Arendelft]

Bugger, I was really hoping for Battletech, we've had so much SS14... Ah well, maybe next video.

[@johndoe1.196]

The Space Station episodes require a lot less energy to produce, no doubt.

[@poke548]

BattleTech is in the pipe, but they take time.

[@DonaldWWitt]

@@poke548 I mean we have Mechs IN Space Station 13/4...